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Friends , welcome back

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. I'm glad you're here . We have a special

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episode this week because it's

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almost Christmas . Welcome

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to Bite Me , the show about edibles

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where I help you take control of your high

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life . I'm your host and certified

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GONGé Marge , and I love helping cooks

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make safe and effective edibles

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at home . I'm so glad you're

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here and thank you for joining me today . Welcome

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back , friends , to this very special Christmas

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episode , and I have a little treat for you today

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, a treat in

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the form of a poem read by myself

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, and I think you're going to enjoy

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it . Now

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, gather round , get your beverage

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, grab your infused cookie . Hopefully

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you have a nice fire going , or at least

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a fire on a screen

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. I don't know if you've ever checked out any of those

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crackling fires you

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can get on Netflix and other streaming platforms

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. Those are delightful . Dim

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the lights , maybe , have some of the Christmas lights

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twinkling in the background , set the mood

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, set the stage and

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listen in Towards

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. The night before Christmas , a podcast

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delight , with Marge and her show

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Bite Me taking flight In

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the kitchen . A tale of edibles

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unfold as holiday

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magic in cannabis molds

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. Marge , the

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host , with knowledge so vast

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, guides us through bites that are

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sure to last On the airwaves

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. She shares a festive treat

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, a cannabis story that's

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oh so sweet . The

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cookies are nestled snug in the

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pan , infused with care

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by Marge's skilled hand

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. A dash of humor , a sprinkle

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of cheer . Bite Me listeners

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, lend me your ear . In

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the podcast world where episodes gleam

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, marge unwraps stories

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like a holiday dream . Christmas

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carols in each tasty bite , a

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merry journey in the edible night

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. Giggles and laughter

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echo in the air as Marge

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and her tails spread holiday

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flair . Edibles adventures

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a joyful ride with Bite Me . Let

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the high be your guide . So

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this holiday season , with a podcast

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in tow , enjoy the

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tales Marge and Edibles bestow

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. May your celebrations be

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filled with glee . Merry

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, bite Me . Christmas from Marge

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and me . I

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hope you enjoyed that little poem

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. And you may be wondering , marge

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and me , who's me ? Well , that's

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ChatGPT . I

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admit the ChatGPT was the author

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of that delightful poem that was inspired

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by Bite Me , the show by Edibles and your host

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, marge , and

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I thought it was quite excellent

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. Actually , I've had other poems written by ChatGPT

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, but this one was really great . I

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actually did another one for me , a

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little more general , about Christmas , and

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maybe you'll enjoy this one

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as well . In a cozy kitchen

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where spices dance , a Christmas tale

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of a special chance , with a twist

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of green and a sprinkle of cheer . Cannabis

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edibles drawing near the oven

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hums with a merry tune as butter

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and buds create a monsoon gingerbread

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men with a hint of delight , baked with love

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. On this silent night , the

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aroma wafts through the winter air . A

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cannabis infusion handled with care

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, sugarplum dreams with a THC

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kiss . A holiday journey of uncharted

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bliss Under the tree . A gift

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so sweet cannabis cookies

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attempting feet , gumdrops

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of green and chocolate . Surprise

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Santa's snack that'll open your

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eyes . Toast moderation with

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festive glee . These edibles bring

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a yuletide spree , uplifting

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spirits , a mirthful tide and

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a world of joy . Let the high

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abide , so gather

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round friends near and far , in

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a hazy glow , like a shining star

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with cannabis magic . Let's celebrate

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a merry Christmas where

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dreams elevate . They

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got me again this ChatGPT . Yes

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, I would love Bite Me the Show About Edibles

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be a place where the high abides

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, and I hope you are enjoying

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time with friends and family

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, no matter what it looks like for you where the high abides

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. In your case as well . I've

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been enjoying plenty of wonderful edibles

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this season . It's really helped me get through

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a busy , stressful time

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of year and I am wishing

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you all the best for this holiday

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, and with that , my friends

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are going to keep it simple . I just want

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to say thank you for being here , for your listenership

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, for being a part of the Bite Me crew

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and , with that , my

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friends . I hope you're enjoying many great

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edibles you've made with love in

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your own home kitchen and

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, until next week , stay

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high .