Apparently Mr E lost his hair when he started teaching. He reckons it was when he got married but we don't believe him - he is prone to exaggerate and what could be more stressful, kids or a wife? Mr E has taught PE and sport for a long time but he is slowing down as evidenced by him pulling hamstrings whenever he plays us in football now. The other question is how old is he as he says 38? From the photo we reckon 88.