The following is a recording left at the door of Blake Skye, Private Eye. The contents are a showcase of buffoonery, foolishness, and lighthearted tom-foolery unfit for hard-boiled detectives and femme fatales. You have been warned...

Starring Kale B. as Mummydad H'stry-Museeeeem (SuperHumanFoods on Twitter) Amy Y. as Tum-Raah of Nah-chos (achill3a on Twitter)S. J. Ryker as Brant Storme (LookWhosFhtagn on Twitter)

Written by absolutely nobody, and it shows.Brant Storme concept created by Tucker M. (TheBeverage on Twitter)

Deadly Roulette, Hard Boiled, Faster Does It, In Your Arms, In Your Arms, Shades of Spring, No Good Layabout, Poppers and Prosecco, Classic Horror, and Backed Vibes Clean by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/