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yeah
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Hey, Jesse.
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Hey, Katie. How's it going? Pretty
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good. Yeah. I've been tormenting you for the last
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couple hours.
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We had to do a road trip today together.
1:00
I
1:01
will tell you about Jesse's car on the next
1:03
episode.
1:04
I
1:05
think there were bodies in
1:06
it. So
1:08
over the last couple hours, I told Katie
1:10
I had an intro planned. I didn't want her
1:12
to know what it was. Great idea. And I
1:14
keep telling her I don't think it's gonna go very well.
1:16
Right. As usual. Which is dishonest,
1:19
but it comes from the fact
1:21
that Katie is a little bit
1:23
of like a what's the word for it?
1:25
A hic.
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Oh, a hic. A robe.
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Yeah. You're from North Carolina. Yeah.
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When you when we got here, when we arrived in
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the car, in my amazing car, my two thousand nine
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Camry, your eyes were so
1:37
wide at the buildings.
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I've never seen buildings before. I do live in a
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van.
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This is a direct quote. This is what Katie said.
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How did them their building get so tall?
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Your anti southern prejudice is showing.
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We we had pull over. She had panic attack.
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Anyway -- This didn't happen. -- I would like to
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make you feel like a real New Yorker.
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feel like a real new order.
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I have a question for you. And before
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you answer, keep in mind, this is
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the only intro I've prepared And
2:04
contractually, we have to fill eighty or ninety minutes.
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Are you gonna ask me where I was on nine eleven?
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Yeah. I know you were celebrating.
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Hey, just because
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I'm Muslim. Come on.
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I would like to teach you
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how to eat a slice of pizza like a New Yorker.
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Not gonna fucking do this.
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I think we should. Should we should do this? Yes.
2:24
We're not
2:24
doing this. Don't
2:28
encourage him.
2:30
So imagine we're two hedge fund bros.
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Right? We just finished
2:34
a Coke fueled twenty two hour session
2:37
we now own the rights to, like, the minerals
2:39
in the Central African Republic. Okay? We're
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both wearing fleece mask. We're
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both wearing fleece mask. We go to the pizza place
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to celebrate. We
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go to Joe's, which is one of the best places around.
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I'm
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new to prop comedy. This is not gonna go well.
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He's
2:55
new to comedy. This is not gonna
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go live.
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This is audio, by the way, Jesse. You need
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to narrate everything there. there
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are two slices of pizza on the table.
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Okay. So the first thing any New Yorker
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knows
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But it's the first
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thing that I that in New York or not.
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Before you eat the pizza, you have to
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tenderize the gluten.
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Just give that, like, two or three good snacks. Take
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it to pound pound.
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Pound pound. Okay.
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harder. Is
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this pornographic? What?
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Alright.
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That's the first thing. No respectful
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New Yorker would eat their pizza without chopsticks.
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I hate you.
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Yeah. The last thing is
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if you're a real working class New Yorker,
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turmeric.
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And we
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can't forget the condiment which is mustard.
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We're
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gonna skip the muster. I don't know how to open it.
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I'm not I'm not gonna fucking eat that.
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Okay. Everyone knows that real New Yorkers
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as they bite into their pizza. What do you
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say? Say it with me.
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I'm walking here.
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can't believe she didn't take a bite.
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Really? You can't believe, but you I didn't take a bite
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at the beginning.
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I totally can't believe it. work on.
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Alright. We are not repeating this in Arlington.
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Alright. Let's
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do some you know, let's go shop. Katie, what is the
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name of this live from New York podcast? This
4:38
is blocked and reported, and I'm Katie
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Herzog. and I'm Jesse Single as
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I swallow the turmeric laced pizza.
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Katie, today we're gonna talk about everybody's
4:50
favorite sex,
4:51
male. Yeah. Sure.
4:53
Not mine. Specifically, we're gonna
4:56
talk about young males who spend too much time
4:58
online and don't know how to talk
5:00
to girls, which is a stretch of a
5:02
subject for me to cover. Uh-huh.
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these young men are they're
5:07
filled to the brim with man juice, and
5:09
they don't know what to do with that man juice. Are
5:11
you talking about SEMAAN?
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NO, I remember SO LAST
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NIGHT, WE HAD CAROL HUBENON, SHE'S AN Evolutionary
5:17
BIOLLIOUS WHO studied testosterone, AND I COULDN'T
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STOP SAY MANDERS, COULDN'T STOP
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SAY MANDERS.
5:22
stop saying man juice. Man juice. I'm
5:24
gonna call HR on you. So
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yeah. Anyway, we have two stories about man
5:29
juice to share with you tonight.
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So who
5:32
the fuck is Andrutate and does
5:34
his existence prove there is no God?
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Yes. I'm
5:39
probably I gonna spill this on your laptop. Is
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that
5:41
okay? No.
5:43
He needs a Sippy cup. Does anybody
5:45
have a Sippy cup here or a bottle?
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Katie, we recently started
5:49
getting a fair number of emails about Andrew
5:51
Tate because
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we are not members of Andrew Tate's core
5:54
audience, which is sixteen year old versions with
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absent fathers, we didn't really
5:58
know much about the guy. I'm gonna
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warn you guys, we have a lot of
6:02
virgin talk today, and this is not
6:04
because we have any problems with virgin,
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one of us maybe one.
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Technically
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not. Of course.
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It was a health issue, so it still counts. So
6:16
she had four legs. So, Andrew
6:18
Tait, despite us not really know much about
6:20
him, he is apparently one of the more famous people
6:22
on the planet. at least as far
6:24
as Google is concerned or
6:26
at least he was doing a brief horrible span this
6:28
summer. That's his line in blue. And
6:30
on the screen here is a Google trends
6:32
chart. More popular or more talked
6:34
about than Kim Kardashian, Chloe
6:36
Kardashian or Brad Pitt.
6:38
Where's our line? Our line is so far
6:40
up you would need, like,
6:42
a ten skyscraper buildings. It's in the heavens.
6:45
Yeah. So who
6:47
is this dude? He's basically a
6:49
thirty five year old masculinity hustler.
6:51
If you're a young man unsure of your
6:53
place in a rapidly changing world,
6:55
and especially if you're unsure how to talk to
6:57
women, which I have trouble with on a
6:59
weekly basis. Indeed. Andrew
7:01
Kate is sort of a punch to the face to
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knock you out of your complacency and
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teach you how to be the true alpha you
7:07
were born to be.
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There are a lot of young men who might fall
7:11
under his spell. There are a lot of young men who
7:13
are truly aesthetic who have nothing
7:15
going for them in the world and you are hard to
7:17
feel any empathy for. And on the screen
7:19
is a photo of Jesse Luke stupid.
7:22
Shit. How did that get in there?
7:27
Sorry. That's entertained, actually. So
7:30
if you if any of you have a my male
7:32
child, a boy, these are the two types of
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dudes. Yeah. The
7:35
alpha and the omega
7:40
Hey, what's up, ladies?
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Okay. So
7:45
though Uh-oh.
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There we go. There we go. So if you're
7:50
one of these angry sorts of young man, a Jesse
7:52
single type, Andrew Kate will tell you how
7:54
to get what you want. more importantly, he'll tell he'll
7:56
tell you who's responsible if you don't get what you want.
7:59
Women. Women. He
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blames women. He blames our modern liberal
8:03
norms that cuddle people like Katie
8:05
because he thinks women should sort of be
8:08
under the control of men. He
8:10
says this pretty explicitly. And if
8:12
you need proof that his ideology leads to success
8:14
look no further than his endless social media
8:16
posts in which he's enjoying a lux lifestyle
8:18
that includes cars, a concentrative
8:21
women, and every other signal of high
8:23
status. imaginable. After
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achieving fame as a fairly successful
8:28
professional kickboxer and a much less successful
8:30
contestant on Big Brother's season seventeen,
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Tate became an ardent
8:36
enthusiast of multiple Get rich quick schemes.
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These have included running a ring of
8:40
webcam girls, so basically girls who strip
8:42
on stage or on camera
8:44
for men who pay for the privilege of
8:46
watching them do that. He also
8:48
ran something called hustler's University, which we
8:50
will get to because it's amazing. And
8:52
wasn't he investigated for
8:54
sex trafficking, something like that? Where
8:56
aren't we all at one point or another?
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Yeah. I have to
9:00
leave out some crazy stuff about his story. He's
9:02
lived a rich life to say the least,
9:04
but he moves
9:07
to Romania in part because direct
9:09
quote corruption is accessible
9:11
to everybody there. It's
9:13
a democracy. It's true. It's true. It's a
9:15
democracy. So he's a dude who has openly complain
9:17
that in the UK where he used to live,
9:19
cops, bobbies, look
9:21
down on attempted bribery. Kate.
9:25
So, yeah, he moved from Romania because he likes the
9:27
corruption, but apparently he failed to bribe the right
9:29
people because his property
9:31
was raided in April as part of a
9:33
human trafficking investigation. There
9:35
was an American girl there who may have been lured
9:38
under false pretenses or abuse somehow,
9:40
but charges were filed. Then we're a
9:42
nascent until the proven dopey podcast.
9:44
Cancel culture. Cancel If
9:47
I can't move to Romania, and
9:49
traffic girls, the
9:51
SJWs have warned. Exactly.
9:54
So we could
9:56
talk about all this stuff forever But there's really
9:58
no way to capture Andrew
9:59
Tait, except with the video clips that
10:02
helped him make him way too famous. I
10:04
had someone make the following super cut
10:06
from two helpful Internet documentaries I highly
10:08
recommend one's called the decay of Andrew
10:10
Kate, TikTok's worst alpha male by
10:12
Jay Aubrey, the other is called the end
10:14
of Andrew Kate by Jomari. It's all
10:16
caps. Sorry. I'm trying to catch up.
10:19
strap yourselves in. There are
10:21
no other male roles. Because
10:23
to
10:23
inspire the youth of men,
10:25
you need to be aspirational. They have to look
10:27
at you and want to be like you.
10:30
and there's no other male role models that have
10:32
had the tenacity or the aggressiveness to
10:34
have such a fantastic life as I have. If you
10:36
have a seat belt on your chair, put it on. If you
10:39
don't, hold on tight We're about to get rich
10:41
right here, Hollister's University. Have you ever seen
10:43
a college professor with an s fifty three in
10:45
a McLaren and a Lambo and an Aston
10:47
Martin stepping next to a Porsche? No. You've never
10:49
seen any of this. I know how
10:51
to make cash. I set the
10:53
difference between rich and poor. My
10:55
amount of money is the amount of money you need
10:57
to be rich. If you have less money than me even by
10:59
a single cent, you're a fucking broky, a
11:01
waging, a peon, a peasant, a nobody.
11:03
You are poor. If you don't
11:05
believe in ghosts, the ghosts
11:07
can't hurt you. If you don't believe in
11:09
depression, you can't become depressed. And I
11:11
refuse to believe in something that's gonna
11:13
weaken me. Why would I believe
11:15
in something? That's gonna weaken my
11:17
ability to deal with problems in life.
11:19
And they say, well, what about Robin Williams? He was
11:21
famous. He killed himself blah blah blah. I
11:23
say, yeah. I don't tell you why he killed himself.
11:25
He killed him because of people like you
11:28
who are telling me telling him depression is
11:30
real, not people like me. If he would have walked
11:32
into his first therapy session, and his
11:34
therapist said, look, Robin, you're a millionaire. You're
11:36
famous. You can fuck any woman alive. You're
11:38
a millionaire. is insulting to
11:40
people with PTSD and genuine
11:42
conditions. Grow up. and get the fuck out my
11:44
office. I guarantee you'd still be
11:46
alive. You are poor, you are weak, you are
11:48
stupid, you are ugly, and you are short. You
11:50
are none of the things I am. And God
11:52
put me on this planet specifically to remind
11:54
you of how much you are failing.
11:56
You are failing the experience of
11:58
man because I exist.
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Okay.
12:04
Lot of truth there.
12:07
I do have one quibble. Robin Williams
12:10
didn't have depression. He had Louis Body
12:12
dementia. Can we get a fact check?
12:14
I
12:14
was gonna say that's your one fact checking note from
12:16
all that. I mean, the rest
12:18
is fine. Yeah. So
12:20
those are only a few of the highlights of the stuff he
12:22
said over the years. He's also expressed some
12:24
other very interesting thoughts on other subjects.
12:26
Some of his most infamous statements were
12:29
about rape. And twenty seventeen,
12:31
as the mirror summed it up, he said
12:33
this about Harvey Weinstein and rape.
12:36
Secondly, Harvey. Creep, obviously, but
12:38
women have been exchanging sex for opportunity
12:40
for a very long time. Some did this, weren't
12:42
abused. Of course, now they will say they were
12:44
abused, However, at the time, it was a simple
12:46
exchange they park her in voluntarily. Not
12:48
all, but some.
12:49
Okay. Not all. He
12:52
said not all.
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If
12:55
you put yourself in a position
12:57
to be raped, you must bear some responsibility.
13:00
What about that one, Katie? No comment.
13:02
You also said, I'm not
13:04
saying it's okay you got rape. No woman should
13:06
be abused regardless. However, with sex
13:08
assault they want to put zero blame on
13:10
the victim whatsoever. I mean,
13:13
some skirts are really short.
13:20
gonna take a sip of my
13:21
drink. Another
13:25
big viral moment came when he got in a
13:27
fight with a guy named John Rosenberg. John
13:30
Rosenberg is a web comic artist. His
13:32
kid has cerebral palsy And
13:34
John Rosenberg was trying to raise money to get him
13:36
some sort of important surgery. This is who Andrew
13:39
Tate chose to pick a fight with. Do
13:41
you
13:41
feel like a failure? I wish I could use his accent.
13:44
What
13:44
is his accent?
13:45
Romanian, British.
13:48
looks like mask It's like a
13:49
mix of every country with lacks sex
13:51
trafficking laws.
13:51
Yeah. It's it's me trying to do John
13:54
Ronson, trying to do it. Have you done Ronson right
13:56
now? No. That was it. I just did
13:57
it. Do you feel like a failure that the
13:59
amount you need to help your own son is less than a
14:02
quarter that I spend on one of my five cars?
14:05
I will help you. If you ask, it's nothing to
14:07
be. Your comic books have failed, but I am a success.
14:10
Ask nicely and I'll save your son.
14:11
Okay. he offered to save his son. What's
14:14
the problem here?
14:14
He turned
14:18
down Andrew hates very generous offer, but there
14:20
was a happy ending because Rosenberg
14:22
raised seventy one thousand of the sixty five thousand
14:24
he was seeking to raise. Some
14:27
adults have taken note of Tate's influence on
14:29
the youth and have started freaking out
14:31
This was posted to the subreddit
14:33
for teachers. Have
14:36
you
14:36
all heard of a sexist, misogynistic, disgusting
14:38
excuse of human being known as Andrew
14:40
Tate? Well, I promise you all your middle school
14:42
and high school boys have and they're addicted to his
14:44
content. Just this week, I had to have six
14:46
combos with families about their son saying
14:48
shit like women are inferior to men, women
14:50
belong in the kitchen. Not only are
14:52
they making these misogynistic claims in class, but
14:54
are literally refusing to do assignments if
14:56
it's sourced from a woman. So
15:00
I do think we should take this sort of anonymous
15:03
viral post with a grain of salt. This is a general
15:05
rule, but it's clear Kate has achieved some
15:07
sort of notariety escape velocity,
15:09
and now like normally parents are very
15:11
concerned about his influence. Yeah.
15:12
I've heard from parents as well who
15:14
their sons watch this guy
15:16
and like this and they're concerned
15:18
about it. They haven't yet started writing
15:20
articles about it in The New York Times, like the
15:22
woman who wrote the piece about her kid
15:24
like watching Jordan Peterson videos in the back of the car, but
15:26
I feel like that's coming next week. Yeah.
15:29
So I think there are two reasons he
15:31
caught on the way he did. And one is
15:33
there's clearly a huge number of young men on mind who will
15:35
cling desperately to any, like,
15:37
daddy figure who gives him a little bit
15:39
of tough love and guidance and structure.
15:42
Jordan Peterson was that guy
15:44
for a while and sort of still is and
15:46
Then he ate too much meat. He ate too much
15:48
meat. Even if you disagree with his
15:50
all meat diet or his daughter's all meat
15:52
diet, or his descent
15:54
into insanity, he's sort of
15:56
a giant Canadian teddy bear compared to
15:58
Androtate. Like, emaciated Canadian teddy bear. Like,
15:59
emaciated
15:59
it can a to me
16:00
Canadian teddy. That's a good merch idea.
16:03
Yeah. It's
16:06
just you can literally see its ribcail.
16:09
Yeah.
16:12
But
16:12
obviously, there are a lot of
16:14
masculinity hustlers out there, and almost none of
16:16
them have achieved the heights of Andrew Tate. I
16:18
think he has developed and expertly
16:21
weaponized understanding of the attention
16:23
economy. What seems to happen
16:25
over and over is that Tate will say some
16:27
extremely ridiculous crazy shit
16:29
but then the Internet's many nerdy fact checker
16:31
type just can't resist responding, which
16:33
only amplifies him further. I bet
16:35
a bunch of you have seen this great comic
16:37
from x KCD, Katie, let's read it
16:39
out. Are you
16:40
coming to bed? I can't. This is
16:42
important. What? Someone is wrong on
16:44
the Internet.
16:45
whoever did this really captured
16:47
you well.
16:48
Yeah. I was born
16:50
with a blank face and I had a
16:52
surgeon fill in all my features like a
16:54
budget tie surgeon. You've you've
16:56
gained weight. I
16:58
did. Yeah. Wait. We are
17:00
all this man at the computer. We all have
17:02
some tendency to not let shit go on the Internet.
17:04
And I think TAEZ become a giant
17:07
figure by taking advantage of this dynamic. Like, a
17:09
lot of people are just fundamentally incapable
17:11
of ignoring wrongness. Even
17:13
in cases where it's so wrong, that would be the best
17:15
bet. Like, there's a reason don't feed the
17:17
trolls has been a common saying in online community
17:19
since the days of, like, dial up
17:22
Internet. and message parts. Maybe the most famous
17:24
example of people feeding the trolls in Kate's
17:26
case came in twenty seventeen when
17:28
he tweeted some awful shit about
17:30
depression Here's an article that ran in
17:32
Upworthy if anyone remembers what that
17:34
is in twenty
17:35
seventeen. As the mirror
17:36
put it, A terrible tweet about
17:39
depression has the internet in an
17:41
uproar. Jacob Rowling and Pat and Oswald to the
17:43
rescue. My how
17:44
things change?
17:45
You just like
17:48
you get up, you go to your closet, you put
17:50
on a cape, and then you sit back down at your
17:52
computer. So,
17:54
yeah, they have his quotes there. said
17:56
depression isn't real. He said you feel
17:58
sad. You move on. He said you will always
18:00
be depressed if your life is depressed. Depressing at
18:02
the time you had twenty six thousand followers.
18:05
Sure enough, JK Rowling and Pat and Oswald
18:07
did weigh in, Rowling said, this
18:09
thread will teach you a lot about the defense mechanism
18:11
of projection. But zero about the
18:13
real mental illness that is depression. And then
18:15
she said trans women aren't
18:18
women.
18:21
And
18:22
Pat and Oswalt got even
18:24
angrier. He took
18:25
on Tastepoints one by one, one, false.
18:27
Two, you're not sad. You're insane. He can't move
18:29
on and eat up. Three, false. for
18:31
energy drink tagline bullshit. Five. Fuck you. No
18:34
thread. So
18:37
everyone had to chime in, in the
18:39
hopes of smarking their own viral smackdown of Andrew
18:41
Tait. This dumb toxic caveman bro who at
18:43
the time almost no one had heard of. Like, twenty six
18:45
thousand followers is not a lot.
18:47
if you're an influencer. But every time
18:49
this happened, his message was amplified further
18:51
because these guys had ten, twenty, thirty times
18:53
as many followers. as he did. And
18:55
I think this helped his profile explode. The
18:57
account we just showed you got shut
18:59
down, but his active one at covertate
19:02
king has a hundred thirty thousand followers.
19:04
Rolling Stone said he peaked at four point
19:06
six million followers on Instagram and
19:08
three quarters of a million on YouTube.
19:11
His most successful venture
19:14
by far appears to have been
19:16
hustler's University. So
19:18
it's sort of you
19:19
didn't first imagine the sort of person who would pay for
19:21
business advice from that guy. You just saw
19:23
the video.
19:25
It offers
19:27
the boys who follow Tate a chance to
19:29
hang out with, quote, millionaire professors.
19:31
What?
19:31
Like Ebrahim Kendi? Ebrahim
19:34
D'Angelo. oh, god. Imagine that.
19:36
Robin Deangelo and Andrew Tate.
19:38
We gotta both get them both on the boat. It
19:40
just it, like, works, and they actually have a
19:42
good conversation. Just need to have. Right?
19:44
Andrew Tate
19:46
moderates Robin D'Angelo. Yeah.
19:53
So, yeah,
19:55
in a certain way,
19:56
there's a lot of these like get rich, quick, masculinity
19:59
schemes, but there's an
19:59
element of tapes that's totally
20:02
fascinating that ties into TikTok. which
20:04
is according to Pew, the most social most
20:06
popular social media platform for teens and
20:08
far more popular among them than Twitter. So
20:10
here's what the observer wrote about this, which I
20:12
found very interesting. His
20:15
rapid surge
20:15
to fame was not by chance. Evidence obtained
20:17
by the observer shows that followers obtained are
20:19
being told to flood social media
20:21
with videos of him choosing
20:23
the most controversial clips in order to achieve maximum
20:26
views in engagement. The coordinated
20:27
effort involving thousands of members of Tate's
20:30
private online academy, Hussle's University,
20:32
and a network of copycat accounts on TikTok has
20:35
been described by experts as a blatant attempt
20:37
to manipulate the algorithm. They also
20:39
provide these like horrifying numbers
20:41
he got a hundred seven thousand kids to
20:43
pay thirty nine pounds a month to
20:45
join Hussle's
20:45
University, which is
20:48
arguably more
20:48
money than we make. Arguably, more
20:51
than you make. No. I don't know what I don't know what the
20:53
cut is. Katie controls the finances. Yeah.
20:55
Okay.
20:55
So people
20:57
are paying Andrew Tate to attend his
21:00
university. And then while
21:02
enrolled at the university, they learn
21:04
how to make videos of Andrew
21:06
Tate.
21:06
Exactly. Yeah. I think it's a full proof business
21:09
model. Yeah. There's also this, like,
21:11
sleazy affiliate marketing program where folks can make
21:13
money by getting their friends to join
21:15
Hussle's University. like any good scam, there's a
21:17
multi level marketing aspect to it. Okay.
21:19
So it's
21:19
like the toxic masculinity version
21:21
of selling leggings on Facebook
21:23
and Instagram. Yeah.
21:24
More or less. Yeah. So, yeah,
21:26
the dude's
21:27
been able to totally weaponize the oppositional
21:29
nature of the Internet. And
21:31
in a weird way this reminded me of us. How?
21:33
We both had
21:35
periods. I'm sure no one
21:36
You've never had a period.
21:38
Thank you. I I was
21:41
just gonna add the sentence there. We both had
21:43
periods. Also, we both
21:45
had spans of time when everyone was mad at
21:47
us online. That's strange. As some of you may have
21:49
noticed once in a
21:50
while, and I've definitely had people come up to me
21:52
and say, I didn't know who you were, then I
21:55
saw people were flipping this shit about you and I
21:57
read your stuff and I like it. I'm now a
21:59
subscriber. Yeah. I've
21:59
said this before, but sometimes I
22:02
feel like I should send the people in
22:04
Seattle who put up stickers
22:06
calling me a transborder fruit basket
22:08
because they drove people to my work.
22:10
It's
22:10
how it works. Like, even if you think you're dunking on
22:13
someone, you are expanding their reach and and the
22:15
number of people who see them and some
22:17
percentage of that group will give you money.
22:19
They'll give you money. Yeah. Yeah.
22:21
I also think Tate is
22:23
good at exploiting weaknesses in the
22:26
sort of hegemonic liberal culture, young
22:28
dudes encounter online. there's
22:30
this dynamic some of you may be familiar with where if,
22:32
like, there's a group of a hundred people
22:34
online, ninety of them can be
22:36
perfect, decent, kind, you
22:38
know, Jesse single types. But then ten of
22:41
them are Katy Herzogs, and
22:43
the Herzogs come to sort of dominate that group.
22:45
It's like that group consists of
22:47
vassal, Right. Yeah.
22:47
I can't think of any other examples.
22:50
So I think there is
22:52
a crop of online feminist writers
22:54
and pundits who have sort of
22:57
dominated social media over the last decade, and they
22:59
tend to be very arch and
23:01
focused on ridiculing and overgeneralizing
23:03
about men. This does not mean all feminists are
23:05
like that any means, but it does mean you're a seventeen year
23:07
old male with little real world
23:09
experience, social media can
23:11
absolutely inundate you with examples
23:13
of women just being mean and cruel and judging you,
23:15
over stuff you feel like you have no control
23:18
over. So because
23:19
of this a lot of like people,
23:21
especially angry young man who take my deal to target,
23:24
view feminism as synonymous with this
23:26
sort of sarcastic online bullying.
23:28
And and with this sort of imagery, which
23:30
I'm borrowing from a post Scott Alexander did on
23:32
this phenomenon in twenty fifteen.
23:36
So you have a guy
23:36
in a fedora saying, Malady,
23:39
And that was actually how I approached you to start
23:41
a podcast. Actually, I
23:43
called you Malini.
23:45
We have a
23:47
innocent young woman responding in horror. We
23:49
have neck beards of Reddit bragging about interacting with
23:52
women. And that is me on the bottom
23:54
left with the man boobs. That
23:56
was a self portrait they used without my
23:59
permission.
23:59
Yeah.
23:59
We're actually having a go fund me for
24:02
Jesse's top surgery. you
24:04
can donate after the show.
24:06
So, yeah, there
24:08
are a lot
24:08
of negative depictions of awkward young
24:10
men online. Actually, he's recently
24:13
asked Namikates, the host of the podcast
24:15
inside where she just interviews inside.
24:17
And it's terrifying and fascinating
24:19
whether she thought this
24:20
was a factor. Is she here? I
24:23
thought you said I thought you said you said I'm
24:26
hallucinating. I thought her response
24:28
was was really smart.
24:29
She basically talked how one of the first
24:32
incels I talked to mentioned the errant men or
24:34
trash tweet as a shorthand for feminist
24:36
talk. That's actually just misinterest and that
24:38
kind of talk is considered empowerment. or
24:40
at worst just written off as cute or harmless or relatable.
24:43
The reverse would not be true. In my personal
24:45
opinion, it's sort of natural for men and women
24:47
to gripe about each other's behavior in
24:49
private. Now with online culture, that private
24:51
stuff becomes public. In all its
24:53
bitterness and ugliness and people reading things
24:55
they probably shouldn't, men look in women's
24:57
faces, women look in men's faces,
25:01
So, I mean, Katie, I take it. You're
25:03
you're sympathetic to this idea that there's
25:05
certain forms of, like, hashtag
25:07
fuck all men discourse that are counterproductive. Yeah.
25:09
And I think there's a it's sort of a
25:11
self perpetuating cycle where you
25:13
have a group of hyper online
25:16
feminists. who are responding in
25:18
part to people like Andrew Tate, and
25:20
so they spread hashtag
25:22
men or trash, something that
25:24
wouldn't be permitted on those social forms
25:26
about any other demographic. And then
25:28
people see that, young men in
25:30
particular see that, and they respond by
25:32
going towards people like Andrew
25:35
Tade.
25:35
Yeah. So I think Tate really beats off of that
25:37
because that's the way he gains acolytes. He tells these
25:40
young men like the world is against you, the cultures
25:42
against you, and then it's easy to find examples
25:44
of that. even if they're not
25:46
representative. And -- Yeah. -- do you wanna
25:48
name some
25:48
names? About the feminist you
25:50
do that? Yeah. No. I'm scared. Yeah. She'll
25:52
be They'll bully me. I'm just like,
25:54
innocent young man trying make my way in the world,
25:56
innocent young enrollee of Husser's
25:59
University.
25:59
Okay.
26:01
So what's happened to Tate recently? He's
26:04
been in the news a lot.
26:05
Yeah. So an obviously shit really
26:07
hit the fan for his business
26:09
model. The Times reported that Andrew
26:11
K to former professional kick box who frequently
26:13
made misogynistic. I wish whenever I
26:15
came up in the news, It just had a
26:17
former professional kickboxer. That's
26:21
such a cool thing now associated with your
26:23
name. He's been banned in the last week from
26:25
Facebook, YouTube, and TikTok after
26:27
concerns about his influence on his millions of followers
26:29
escalated. Around this time, the affiliate
26:31
marketing portion of Husser's University also
26:33
appears to have been shut down.
26:34
So is he fucked? I mean, that can't be
26:36
good for business.
26:37
I think he's Does he have a
26:39
sub stack? You know,
26:42
Hamish is in town. He should
26:44
talk to payments. No. I
26:45
think he's semi fucked like he still has all these flying
26:47
monkeys doing his bidding. He still has a big
26:50
subscription base. But, yeah, it'll be hard for him
26:52
to maintain his momentum, the the blue
26:54
line going up being banned from these
26:56
accounts. And I actually
26:58
find myself a little bit torn a de
27:00
platforming here. Like, I think you can be both be
27:02
true that it's better for the
27:04
world for Kate to not have those
27:06
influence, but it's
27:06
also bad because, like, it it always seems like social
27:08
media platforms aren't consistent about this, and it sort of
27:11
capricious who they do or
27:13
don't kick off or violating the terms
27:15
of service. Oh,
27:15
yeah. For sure. It's also interesting that
27:18
all of these platforms banned him at the
27:20
same time. Yeah. No
27:22
collusion. No
27:23
collusion.
27:24
Yeah. So
27:27
before we wrap up this segment, I just
27:29
wanna highlight something really disturbing I
27:31
found, even more disturbing during
27:34
my in-depth investigation of Andrew Tate.
27:36
Oh, what's that?
27:37
I found that you and
27:38
him are really similar.
27:42
I
27:42
do have a Ferrari. Okay. It's
27:44
a van. You both participated in a
27:46
high level in a French sport no one
27:47
cares about. You were
27:50
a kayaker. Correct? That's true. What is
27:52
a kayaker? I can't get
27:53
into her. You wouldn't have to was
27:56
a cakeboxer.
27:57
You
27:58
both have, like, an army
27:59
of online psychos who attack
28:02
anyone because I Yes. Here
28:04
they are.
28:07
This one really disturbed me. You both
28:09
believe that women should serve
28:12
traditional roles. Yeah.
28:13
Women should stay in the podcast booth.
28:15
This
28:15
is a true story that really upset
28:18
me. The first
28:18
time I met you, your wife cooked for us,
28:20
which is really misogynistic. I
28:24
will beat her after after the
28:27
show. She is here. She will be
28:29
punished.
28:29
In all
28:32
my research, was only able to find one difference between the two of
28:34
you, which is that only one of you has a
28:36
husky, authoritative voice.
28:38
And it's
28:40
me. No.
28:42
The
28:44
most disturbing similarity I found
28:46
between the two of you centers
28:48
on your business model You
28:50
both make a living via brazen online scam, which entails
28:52
fooling vulnerable people into handing over their
28:54
credit card info.
28:56
Well,
28:59
as I was saying, you may actually
29:01
be right about this because I read
29:04
online just yesterday that
29:06
Andrew Tade has converted to
29:08
Islam, alaha walk
29:10
bar.
29:11
Is that
29:12
everything we wanted
29:15
to say about Andrew
29:17
Tate. Yeah. Should we
29:17
do some housekeeping? Do you do housekeeping at a
29:19
live show? I guess we
29:20
do housekeeping. I mean, if no one if
29:23
someone's in this room doesn't know what
29:25
we are, That's very confusing. Yeah. Yeah. We're a
29:27
podcast for blocked and reported. You can go to
29:29
blocked and reported dot org to check us
29:31
out. You can become
29:31
a promo Mhmm. That's ballsy for
29:34
us. Can they pay to see us? Or, like, give us
29:36
more money. Are
29:38
we better than Andrew Tate honestly?
29:40
No. Definitely not.
29:43
Definitely not,
29:43
Richard. Check us out on Reddit and so
29:45
forth. Doctor Jorge podcast at
29:47
gmail dot com. Is
29:48
that First person who sent me oh, wait. Did
29:50
it WiFi down here? No. No.
29:52
If anyone I had signal. First person who
29:54
sends me an email from the show, Six
29:56
months free. No. It's like the climbing. No.
29:58
It's twenty four fucking dollars.
29:59
Okay. It's smooth. Who
30:02
ain't the shoe here?
30:02
What
30:04
is it? What
30:06
is that? Like, you gotta send something,
30:08
just an email. An
30:10
email? check.
30:12
a metered haiku about the experience of being
30:15
in this room with us tonight.
30:16
Okay. Now we have to switch seats. Give us
30:18
a second. Is there any way
30:19
to do this not awkwardly? No. You go in
30:21
the wanna do a quick hug as we've had. No.
30:23
Don't touch me.
30:24
Alright.
30:33
Let
30:35
me adjust the mic
30:38
since the giant is off
30:39
the stage. He has
30:41
an endocrine disorder.
30:42
Okay. That
30:45
was private. Alright.
30:48
Now
30:50
we have another tale
30:53
about versions, version
30:56
fest. New Yorkers love nine eleven
30:58
jokes, by the way. The
31:00
other nine eleven. Okay.
31:03
Yes, we're going to talk about
31:05
Virgin Fast. This was not actually
31:07
the theme of Jesse's last
31:10
birthday.
31:11
But
31:12
before we get to that, first, you need
31:14
to know some background on a musical
31:17
genre called Incell
31:19
Core. which is, of course, derived from
31:21
the edge lord subspecies known
31:23
as the in cell. Now
31:25
considering that we are in a room full of people
31:28
who paid paid money
31:30
to see a podcast live. I
31:32
assume that most of you are intimately
31:34
familiar with the incel
31:37
But, Jesse, why don't you just give us a little primer
31:39
in case anybody stumbled in
31:40
here? Why am I the Intel expert? I don't
31:42
Great question. Yeah. Intel is
31:44
a a involuntary celebrate. It's a
31:46
young man who can't have sex
31:48
and wants to. And it started as like
31:50
a genuine support group for young
31:53
man. seeking advice and comfort, but
31:55
a segment of it has gotten really dark
31:57
and they sort of hate
31:59
women not
32:00
the normal hating Katie, kind
32:01
of hating women, but, like, dark,
32:04
unjustified stuff. Okay.
32:05
That's about right. But
32:07
just so we can get a visual image, I've got a photo of
32:09
one -- Oh, cool. --
32:10
right here. Another
32:13
photo of Jesse looking stupid. Alright. As you
32:15
can see, the in cell is
32:17
hairy, uncamps, and wears noise
32:19
cancelling headphones to keep the sound of
32:21
women's voices out of his
32:23
ears. I will say in my defense
32:25
that photo was taken as I was googling
32:27
how to have sex. Yeah.
32:29
That's a problem. You
32:30
gotta bing it. You can't Google it. You gotta
32:33
bing it. Okay. So that's an
32:35
Incell. But Incell Core as
32:37
a musical genre began with a
32:39
guy who goes by the name negative
32:41
XP, AKH school shooter,
32:43
KKA school shooter.
32:46
Yeah. Pictured here wearing the
32:48
official insole uniform,
32:50
a t shirt that says Encel
32:52
Lives Matter. Negative
32:54
XP's government name is Allen
32:56
Kim. He's a Georgia based home
32:59
studio musician. who has been creating
33:01
simple lo fi punk songs
33:03
about nostalgia, alienation, other
33:05
sad boy topics since around twenty
33:08
nineteen. He wants a girlfriend. He can't get a girlfriend. He
33:10
loves women. He hates women. And
33:12
museum. His most popular song is
33:14
called Scott Pilgrim versus the world ruined a
33:16
whole generation of women. and
33:18
let's check out a
33:21
little bit from a fan
33:23
creative mute oh, fuck.
33:25
music video here. I've never had
33:27
a job. I don't know how to run a PowerPoint.
33:30
Oh,
33:32
Jesus.
33:33
Oh, Jesus. It's
33:36
really good. Just wait for
33:38
it.
33:38
Not that.
33:50
see. You can see with yourself,
33:52
Steve. She's a teenage dream.
33:54
If you hate yourself.
33:57
My right
33:59
hand about this closed things
34:01
communist. And,
34:02
mister Wade, go Jesus.
34:06
Okay. That's
34:09
probably
34:11
enough for that. Jesse actually
34:13
made us listen
34:14
to that song twice on the record
34:16
of Austin because he likes it.
34:19
No. No. there's
34:22
lyrics
34:22
I disagree with, such
34:24
as she's a horror, a whole,
34:26
a dime a dozen jezebel.
34:29
The
34:29
sound is pretty good. If you replace
34:31
the lyrics with something about going
34:33
to synagogue or
34:36
how awesome America is. That would be good music. Okay.
34:40
We he's
34:40
been kicked off of Twitter, but we
34:44
have Wait.
34:44
You're saying school shooter got kicked off of Twitter. It's shocking. It's
34:46
shocking. That doesn't seem justified. They
34:50
really
34:50
they don't enforce these
34:52
rules Well More cancel
34:54
culture. Elon comes takes over Twitter. We'll
34:56
bring on that.
34:57
Elon just gets you. There's a school shooter.
34:59
Welcome back and forth. Yeah.
35:00
Donald Trump and school shooter. Okay. So
35:02
he has been kicked off a Twitter, but we have
35:04
a screenshot of one of his
35:08
old tweets. just so you can get sort of the ethos here.
35:10
It reads one time this girl on Tinder
35:12
unmatched me because I commented on her
35:14
ironic Hitler quote with a little too
35:16
much enthusiasm. honestly,
35:18
has happened to all of us. And the the question is this
35:20
man an actual Nazi? It's a good
35:23
question. If you
35:23
take him at his word
35:25
or his music, is
35:28
yes.
35:28
Here are a few lyrics
35:30
from his hit song, I'm
35:33
a Nazi. they
35:36
read, yeah, well, I'm a Nazi, and I hate
35:38
the things you do. And frankly, you
35:41
can suck me if this
35:43
applies to you. I
35:45
don't
35:45
care what you think. I don't care what you
35:48
say because all the things
35:49
you do are really
35:52
gay. You're gay.
35:54
You're gay.
35:54
how did he get
35:56
away with so directly plagiarizing Taylor
35:59
Swift? I know.
36:01
I know.
36:02
Okay. Would negative XP
36:06
actually condone mass murder. Hard to
36:08
tell. He does use
36:10
Nazi associated iconography in his
36:12
album art, but it's hard to
36:14
tell because he's an edge lord and edge lord's freak people out is
36:16
what they do. I think you're being
36:17
too harsh on negative XP AKA
36:22
school shooter. No. I do
36:24
think there's this thing where in these
36:26
subcultures. Like, the only imperative is to
36:28
trigger the normies and to say things that are
36:30
as transgressive as possible. So I
36:32
thing is like, I'm a Nazi. It's like he's it's
36:34
a version of it's childish, but he's like,
36:36
oh, you're gonna call me a Nazi. Okay. I'm a
36:38
Nazi. Like, I don't I don't think our
36:40
little Asian soy boy here
36:42
is gonna actually
36:42
is a Nazi. I mean, he's no Kanye
36:44
West. He's no Kanye West. Okay.
36:47
But regardless of his politics, he's he's become somewhat of a hero
36:49
to a a set of of disaffected
36:51
young men, including a number of
36:53
actual incels and
36:56
ironic in cells, and he basically built as
36:58
a genre. And you may assume that IncellCore
37:00
is mostly loser email punk like
37:02
the shit that Jesse listens to.
37:06
gather kids. But there's
37:08
actually it's pretty diverse. So there are
37:10
folk in soul core bands, hip hop in
37:12
soul core bands, pop in soul core bands,
37:15
metal in cell core bands, etcetera. Is
37:17
there klezmer in cell core?
37:20
Like, I want a
37:22
girlfriend. I want
37:24
a girlfriend.
37:24
Yeah. They play that at your Barbitsa.
37:27
Okay. So what all
37:29
these
37:29
forms of music have in
37:31
common is that it's thematic
37:34
and the themes that they return to are
37:36
that women are bitches. In
37:38
so core artists are often accused of
37:40
being white
37:42
supremacist. although a number of them including negative XPAK School
37:44
shooter are not actually white, although
37:46
he's Asian. So White adjacent.
37:50
Yeah. There's also a surprising number of women in the
37:52
scene, although they tend to be
37:54
fans rather than performers themselves. I
37:55
no matter how many times we rehearse this.
37:58
This idea of a guy who up
38:00
with a guitar and he's like, I'm a
38:02
loser. No one loves me. I've never had
38:04
sex. The girl in the audience is like,
38:06
I want that. I am
38:08
so into that. Yeah. I
38:09
mean, it'd be like, you know, you'd have your pick
38:11
as a litter. Right? It'd be being like the the
38:13
only girl at MIT.
38:14
republican
38:17
Okay. So Encelcor has
38:20
grown into a legitimate, the
38:22
relatively small phenomenon in the last
38:24
few years. and in mid-twenty twenty one, an in cell core
38:26
fan and two artists in Atlanta
38:28
named BRAVEN, had an idea.
38:30
What if this weird
38:32
Internet community could go be on the
38:34
Internet and actually meet up in
38:36
person. Horrible
38:36
idea. I know. So after
38:38
getting permission from her employer to use
38:40
the tattoo shop as a venue, She
38:43
began contacting artists, drawing up
38:46
posters, basically organizing and
38:48
in cell and cell core
38:50
music festival, the title, VirginFest. The
38:52
date, the edgiest one around September
38:54
eleven, twenty twenty one.
38:56
It's
38:56
fitting because they wanted to attempt to
38:58
just draw the twin towers
39:00
of desperation and loneliness. Yeah.
39:02
They were waging jihad against
39:04
not getting laid. Okay. here's
39:07
the first flyer that she produced. I can imagine
39:09
people getting that tattooed on their
39:11
bodies. Okay. So Raven
39:13
had the venue she got all
39:15
these bands to agree to play and some far right
39:18
e celebrities were gonna show up
39:20
and negative XP was gonna headline and
39:22
it was going to be
39:24
great. Right? It was just like this
39:26
show tonight, a gathering of like minded people doing their embarrassing hobbies
39:28
together in public. But
39:31
then almost immediately, things
39:33
begin to fall apart.
39:34
It's very surprising that a
39:36
group that
39:37
brags about its, like, social dysfunction could
39:39
not put together a social gathering. Yeah.
39:41
Surprised of that outcome. First
39:43
negative XP said on Twitter that he didn't know anything about
39:45
it, tweeting. I literally don't know what
39:47
this version vesting is, and I never
39:49
agreed to anything in I
39:51
think they're just using the negative XP name for
39:54
promotion. They're just using the
39:55
good publicity that surround school shooter
39:57
to try to benefit. Then
40:00
other
40:00
bands started announcing that they were out
40:02
to soda boy dropped out? No. Not soda
40:04
boy. And then,
40:05
fried by fluoride couldn't attend because
40:07
he allegedly suffered a mental
40:09
breakdown down. Because he was so
40:10
upset, soda boy dropped out. Yeah.
40:11
Probably. After that, thirteenth
40:14
century cowboy, best known for his sit
40:16
single Marcus
40:18
Aurelius, vanishes from the Internet overnight. Rumor has
40:20
it. He was docked by Antifa
40:22
and decided to retire completely
40:25
from public life. Then
40:26
after that, knee dropped out because cowboy was out, etcetera. So
40:29
eventually nearly half the original
40:31
lineup drops out, but Raven
40:34
pivots. She makes new posters reflecting the updated lineup. There's
40:36
still got bands coming. They've got the
40:38
venue. They've got t shirts that say, I
40:40
lost my virginity at Virgin Fast.
40:44
And even if those first
40:45
losers don't show up, there are plenty of
40:47
other losers who will. The show
40:50
must go on.
40:52
Right? Well, Not if
40:54
Antifa has anything to do with
40:56
it. Jesse, you wanna give us a little primer on
40:58
Antifa?
40:59
Antifa. is like a
41:01
loosely organized group of sales around the country, and they fight fascist
41:03
in the street wherever fascist
41:06
may arise. And
41:08
who do they know who's the fastest?
41:10
The fact that you would even ask that question
41:12
suggest I should call antifa on you.
41:14
Yeah. That's sort of the problem is, like, n chief is definite. They do
41:16
sometimes confront actual fascists. They also
41:18
have a tendency to call a
41:22
lot of different people fashish and then put on masks and punch them and stuff. Including all
41:24
of you. All of you. All of you are
41:26
a fascist. They're waiting outside. Yeah.
41:28
Okay.
41:30
So what started as this very niche event,
41:32
niche. It's not niche. I don't wanna
41:34
get your comments. No. This is the word her
41:36
word. They always complain about that. had,
41:39
at this point, only attracted attention from
41:42
within the subculture, but
41:44
Atlanta and Tifa had been monitoring their
41:46
social media accounts in the day of
41:48
the event. they
41:49
start posting.
41:50
First, they tweet heads
41:53
up tonight at Tawke tattoo
41:55
on McDonough Boulevard in Atlanta far right
41:57
edge sword hipsters are holding virgin vests. The
41:59
headliner negative XP is a massogenous
42:02
POS that's a piece
42:04
of shit. whose language
42:06
-- Yeah. --
42:07
whose best known song is about
42:09
a horror, a whole. Many of
42:11
his followers are racist gripers
42:13
who will likely attend. Remind everyone
42:15
what a griper is? It's a
42:17
relative of an insult, I would
42:19
say, like, a far right also
42:21
can't get laid, very conservative politics
42:23
usually operate around under pseudonyms.
42:25
They have like a pepe,
42:27
the frogfish. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You
42:29
can go back and listen
42:30
to There's a small subset of people here who
42:32
don't yeah. Like group gripeers are new to you.
42:34
I'm sorry about that. Yeah. I'm sorry you now know
42:36
what a gripeer is. Or entertain for that
42:38
matter. Okay.
42:40
So
42:40
Raven, the organizer of the
42:42
festival, tries to quash the brewing drama.
42:45
She dm's Atlanta and
42:47
tifa and said, can you please delete your tweet about
42:49
Virgin Fast? We are not associated with the
42:52
grippers. At all, this is simply a
42:54
fun show we are throwing and none
42:56
of us are for our right
42:58
question mark. Question mark. I don't know why you see who
43:00
can't use punctuation.
43:00
That's a zoomer thing. Like, putting question marks
43:02
where they don't belong. I hate that.
43:04
Yeah. Atlanta Antifa, however, is not swayed by
43:06
her protest, and they continue posting about
43:08
the festival and the alleged Nazi's misogynist
43:10
and grippers who will be attending.
43:14
They publish her full name and accuse her of following
43:16
far right accounts. They connect Virgin
43:18
Fests to the mass shooting at three Atlanta
43:20
spas that killed eight people and
43:23
in typical never explicitly tell their
43:25
followers to go out and intimidate the
43:27
tattoo parlor into canceling
43:30
the show. they just post the
43:32
address over and over again while
43:34
claiming that the people going are literal Nazis.
43:36
Right. Will
43:36
no one rid me of these meddlesome
43:40
virgins. Yeah.
43:40
as as Shakespeare said, so
43:42
the afternoon of the show, rumors start
43:44
circulating about bomb threats at the
43:47
tax two shop, and then just hours before the show is supposed
43:49
to begin the tattoo shops as they're pulling
43:52
out. Raven announces this
43:54
on Instagram saying, yo, Virgin
43:56
fest is not being held a Tokyo
43:58
tattoo. Sorry if I offended or gave the wrong
43:59
ideas out. I did not know the extent of
44:02
the situation. I do not support
44:04
violence or extreme views sorry. Love you.
44:06
Be safe, everyone. This
44:08
however is not enough for
44:10
Antifa, which demands that Raymond
44:12
also get fired from
44:14
her job Writing on Twitter, sorry if I offended
44:16
is not great framing. The
44:18
tattoo shop has said nothing about its
44:20
continued employment of the
44:22
fast organizer.
44:23
organizer do
44:24
you think like, so whoever operates account, do they
44:26
think they're fighting fascism by making
44:28
sure that tattoo girl gets fired
44:32
yeah, that's exactly why my grandfather went to Europe
44:34
to liberate your people and
44:36
to rid the world of problematic tattoo
44:40
artists.
44:40
Katie, I think everyone here knows your grandfather fought on the other side
44:42
of that conflict. If
44:46
he weren't dead,
44:46
he would kick your ass for that.
44:49
I he would because he kept
44:52
Jewish.
44:54
again
44:56
Okay.
44:57
So the bands
44:59
were there, the people
45:00
have traveled from Faraway, and
45:03
then
45:03
Raven shows some
45:06
startup initiative and immediately pivots oh, wait. I missed
45:08
something. Sorry, folks. Okay. So
45:10
despite the
45:10
announcement, attendees began showing up
45:12
only to the statue drop only
45:15
to find out that the doors of the venue are locked.
45:17
I'm
45:17
imagining they're gathered there. They want to bang on the door
45:19
and outrage, but their puny little arms are
45:21
too weak to, like,
45:24
Yeah. It's, like, a t rex cell t rex in cell t
45:25
rex? Yeah. Okay. Where are their t rex in
45:28
cells? Do they wanna I'm
45:30
sure. It's in
45:31
it's in one of the storyline to the New
45:33
Jurassic Park. Oh, my
45:35
God. He gets, like, radicalized, not
45:37
wide. Yeah. Absolutely.
45:40
Okay. So the bands are They sound
45:42
very
45:42
distracted by that. That would be so good. Some
45:44
people have traveled from far away
45:46
and they show some real initiative by
45:48
immediately pivoting to a new venue just four minutes away.
45:50
The new spot is in the woods
45:52
of a nearby park. And since they don't
45:56
have electricity, for things like amps. They're going to do version
45:58
best unplugged. Here's a
45:59
clip. This is from the
46:02
Nazi adjacent
46:04
event. Nazi adjacent.
46:06
Were that Antifa tried to
46:09
cancel? He
46:11
is
46:11
watching me go
46:13
to my room.
46:15
day life my hair, my face,
46:17
and all my
46:20
tail. Please don't worry about me. Let me
46:22
know who I am. Sticking
46:26
if
46:29
you know what.
46:32
Okay. Actually,
46:36
this is
46:39
so
46:40
wholesome.
46:42
Yeah. It's nice. Like, he's singing about these. I guess, I like now.
46:44
It seems it seems
46:48
fun. And
46:48
Like any good show,
46:51
there's some dancing.
46:54
one
46:55
Jesse,
47:06
is that some kind of Jewish breakdancing?
47:08
Yeah. So in
47:09
the old country, if the
47:11
beet harvest was bountiful,
47:14
and only half the village died in the cold, that's the dance you
47:16
would do to celebrate. Yeah.
47:19
Okay. So Viebs are
47:22
high. Negative XP actually did show up in
47:24
playset, although he did it in a
47:26
disguise. For some reason, here's a photo of
47:28
him in Raven,
47:30
cute couple. Yeah.
47:31
It's it's terrifying. It's a they're wanted on
47:33
charges of racism and
47:36
being virgins.
47:37
and shoplifting from several
47:39
costs. Shoplifting from several costs. Okay.
47:40
And TPA meanwhile
47:42
has been following this all
47:44
online. which is easy to do because
47:46
somebody is live streaming it. So and
47:48
Tiva live streams the whole thing. They're taking
47:50
screenshots and posting photos of the
47:53
people there. And then a lone protester actually does
47:55
show up. We have some of
47:57
that footage here.
48:04
oh
48:16
no
48:36
He he didn't get the memo about
48:40
the antifa outfit though. He's like a surgical mask. He
48:42
needs to be wearing a Balaklava and a the
48:45
shirt with Andy knows face
48:46
on it. Yeah.
48:48
Okay. Even that brave soul and the surgical mask flipping off, Virgin Fast
48:50
cannot shut this thing down. So
48:52
then, Antiva does something that might seem
48:54
a little out of character for this
48:58
kinda group, they call the police.
49:01
In their in
49:02
their defense. On the one
49:04
the want head hand, being anti
49:06
copy is central to the antifa identity. On the other hand,
49:09
when you face a threat,
49:11
this dangerous imminent,
49:14
you know, you need to mortgage your
49:16
principal sometimes. Yeah.
49:17
And of course, Antifa did not
49:20
claim credit. for calling the
49:22
police on the virgin fest in the
49:24
woods. I like to think it looks someone like
49:26
someone like this. And yet another
49:28
photo
49:28
of Jesse looking stupid. Composite sketch.
49:30
Yeah. Okay.
49:30
So whoever did call the cops, probably assume that they
49:32
were gonna, you know, shut this thing down, but
49:35
that's not actually what happened. Instead,
49:38
the cops arrive. They see this peaceful little
49:41
unpurmitted acoustic music festival in the
49:43
woods. And instead of shutting it down,
49:45
they decide to
49:48
join in. Here's a
49:49
clip of what
49:50
a clip of
49:51
happened next.
50:07
Alright. That's
50:14
probably enough
50:15
of that. Okay. So
50:18
this
50:18
all leads to the
50:20
best photo
50:21
Wait. Wait. Wait. Reset that for
50:23
one minute. And Tifa calls the
50:25
cops on the insels. The
50:27
cops arrive five minutes later,
50:29
they're dancing with a crowd chanting. We
50:31
love cops. I have that
50:33
correct. Right? You have that correct. That is
50:36
indeed what happened. And
50:37
this leads to the greatest photo of the
50:39
night, which I think this really shows the
50:41
diversity of Encelcor, a black cob, a
50:43
white cob, and an Asian guy wearing a t shirt that says
50:45
I lost my virginity at Burger King. I
50:47
have I have so many thoughts about this. I'm
50:50
secure enough to say first of all that is a
50:52
bona fide
50:54
hot comp on the left. Do you think I think he's actually a stripper.
50:56
That is a stripper comp. They
50:58
they called
50:59
the wrong number.
51:01
Also,
51:04
the the concept of a virgin
51:06
has been so sort of there's, like,
51:08
version inflation. Like, kid in the middle doesn't look like a virgin. Like, that's
51:10
not what it looks like. because you can tell from what
51:12
people look like. Yeah. Exactly.
51:14
They're usually wearing their
51:15
podcast feature. It's
51:17
Exactly. Okay,
51:18
Jesse, so this may have
51:21
been a story about a failed attempt to
51:23
cyber bully a bunch of weirdos,
51:25
but alas, there is sad
51:27
post scripts. Antifa may
51:28
not have gotten working vets
51:31
canceled, but a few days after
51:33
the event,
51:33
the tattoo shop announced that Raven
51:35
had been fired.
51:37
That's unfair. Her only crime
51:39
was terrible taste in men and
51:41
music. Yep. So
51:42
a go fund me was set up
51:44
to help ravin out. Unfortunately, It
51:46
only raised sixteen hundred dollars. But since we here
51:48
in Black, her imported support canceled artist,
51:51
I got you something from
51:53
her online store.
51:55
I didn't lose my virginity at
51:57
Virgin Pass
51:58
with the
51:59
band including negative
52:02
XP on the back. Thank you, Katie.
52:04
Maybe
52:04
next year, Jesse.
52:06
Maybe next year. Yeah. Put it on.
52:14
Can
52:14
you, like, come out as an insult later in life? I
52:17
have an announcement. Adult onset.
52:19
Adult onset.
52:19
Adult onset.
52:21
in a lefri. Thank
52:23
you for the
52:23
shirt, Katie. Thank you for the heartwarming
52:26
story. Do you have anything else to say about
52:28
Virgin? Only that I
52:28
look forward to having seventy two of
52:31
them in heaven. For there's
52:34
probably
52:34
a few of you who are
52:36
less familiar with the show. Bar podcast Canon is
52:38
that Katie is Muslim. I don't even remember
52:40
where that came from. I don't remember.
52:42
Yeah. Okay. So we have to wrap up a couple
52:44
of quick things. One is thank you guys
52:48
so
52:48
much. This has changed our life.
52:50
It's crazy that we get to do this. It's just a competition. Thank you so much for
52:52
coming.
52:57
I
52:57
wanna say thank you to Katie
52:59
who is a wonderful co host and a great
53:01
friend and a mediocre business partner.
53:03
We're so bad
53:04
at it. So bad. A
53:06
lot of this show was put together by two of our
53:08
producers. I forgot what names were
53:10
using. Tracy Tracy what Grain
53:11
because they won't use they won't let us use their real names.
53:13
I don't know why lacks. We'll
53:14
give her their Social Security numbers too. And
53:17
our designer shade Yeah. Our designer
53:19
shade in all these slides were her. I wanna
53:21
thank my friends who
53:24
came One other thing, just to add on a sad note, some of you know my
53:26
mom died a year and a half ago, Sydney Altman. She
53:28
grew up a couple miles east of here in
53:30
the countryside. A lot of my half of this
53:34
case half of the show is whatever weird shit is
53:35
going on in her broken brain. Yeah. A lot of
53:38
my show does
53:38
come from, like, my mom's sense of
53:40
cynicism and skepticism and and
53:43
questioning authority. So I miss
53:45
her a lot, and and she's in every episode.
53:47
And I'm glad I get to do this, and I wish she
53:49
was here. She's watching down on you. She's
53:51
not really. Thank you guys so
53:54
much. This is
53:55
incredible. Thank
53:58
you guys. Alright.
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