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alright, so now on
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to Britain's strictest
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headmistress. All right, so Jesse
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our story today. Yes takes place in the UK and
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it begins with the death of Tina Turner Although
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it has very little to do with Tina Turner herself So
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as tributes poured in for the late singer
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one of those was posted by a British woman
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named Catherine
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Burble saying are you familiar? No, we
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partially share a last name and yet I haven't
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heard of her It's the the Indian
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side of you who share that So
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as you will hear her particular
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tribute led to quite a bit of drama,
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but before we get to that Catherine
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Burble saying is the founder and headmistress
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of the Michaela school as she's commonly known
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as Britain's head strictest headmistress
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And she has a distinctively conservative approach
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to education and despite having a name
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that sounds like Mary Poppins Whiter
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alter-ego. She's actually half Jamaican
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half Guyanese Indian, which is to say she's black
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and this will be important later. For
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Burwell Singh, she has a background in teaching in state
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schools. So that's what we would call public schools
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here, particularly underperforming
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state schools. And she first rose to prominence
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in October 2010. At
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the time, she was a newly appointed deputy
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head teacher, so basically a vice principal, at
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what the Guardian called the failing St.
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Michael and All Angels Academy School in
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Camberwell, South London. Now... Now,
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Camberwell. Camberwell. Camberwell.
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The UK education system is very confusing
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to American ears. So for instance, what
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they call public schools are what we would call
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private schools. Lories. Is
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that it? Wait, is a lorry a toilet or a pram?
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A truck is a lorry. A
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public school there is called a lift.
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So what they would call public schools, we
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would call private schools, and what they call academies,
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which we would likely think of as private schools,
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because academies sound very fancy, very expensive. They're
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actually public in the sense that they receive
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government funding and they don't charge fees,
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although they can also have ties to churches,
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which makes it a little more confusing. So St.
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Michael and All Angels Academy School was
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sort of what we would think of as like an underserved public
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school. And in October 2010, Burblesing
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gave a speech at this conference in Birmingham that
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would put her in the headlines, and the speech was
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about what she saw as a broken school and a broken education
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system. So the Guardian reported, quote,
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she told representatives that parents had no idea
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life in most schools was, quote, totally and
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utterly chaotic. She was particularly
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critical of what she saw as a lack of discipline in black
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boys and said the system was, quote,
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broken and that it, quote, kept poor children
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poor. Okay, so she's just like
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a critic of this system.
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A critic, but also, I mean, she's a teacher or
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a vice principal. Yeah,
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but she's
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not shy about expressing her views about what doesn't
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work.
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Exactly. She also kept
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a pseudonymous blog under the name Ms. Snuffy,
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which is also her Twitter handle.
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And she described the school on her
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blog as the Alcatraz. as of the world
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of education. And she wrote about
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problems at the school, which according to her was
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plagued by violence, teen pregnancy, parents
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who didn't give a shit, etc. And
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she wrote that teachers were silenced from discussing
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these problems because the academy was scared of losing
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students if the truth was known. By the way, she had only
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been at the school for a couple weeks. So
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at the conference, she received a standing ovation. But
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back at work, this didn't go
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over quite as well. The school's governors,
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which are either elected or appointed volunteer
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positions that oversee the school, they were pissed.
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They said she insulted her colleagues and according
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to the Sunday Times quote, tax her for
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using photographs of pupils whom she named
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in her speech,
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which yeah, wait,
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hip a violation for one thing, which shows she
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was literally like my school sucks. Look
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at Jenny here. She's a dumb pregnant bitch.
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Huge bitch. Here's a photo of her. Look how pregnant
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she
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is. Jenny's mom is a cow.
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Here's a photo of Jenny's mom. She's a bitch
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too. Yeah. This might not
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be good standard practice.
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So I only saw that detail in
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the Sunday Times. I generally
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think they're a pretty legit outlet. It's possible
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they got the detail wrong, but they reported that.
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So she was placed on leave after this. And
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then she resigned after she'd just been there for
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three weeks. She said she was asked to comply
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with conditions she didn't want to comply with.
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You could come back, but you're
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not allowed to call Jenny a bitch. I
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can't do that. She's such a bitch.
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And as news of the allegations spread,
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the school in fact did lose students. So
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as the Guardian reported in February of
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the next year, so 2011, quote, the school is
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due to close after just 16 parents named
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it as their first choice in the latest admissions round,
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a collapse of confidence, which the school claims
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was exacerbated by burble thing.
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Okay. So she's seen as like, as
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this really annoying presence who
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harmed the school before she left.
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For sure. She has a long
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history of being very outspoken on education
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issues and free speech. Since
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then, she had a stint as the UK social
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mobility chair from 2021 to 2023. and
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she quit earlier this year because she said
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she felt unable to properly speak her mind,
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but not before stirring more controversy in that
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position by asserting, for example,
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that girls like hard math
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or math for UK listeners less
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than boys, and that accounts for some gender
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differences in fields like physics. Can't say
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that. Can't say that. This
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is James DeMaur treatment. More
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recently, she made news after writing an editorial
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for The Telegraph about trans-identifying kids
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in schools. This one wasn't particularly
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inflammatory. She basically said that the government needs
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to come up with some kind of universal guidance on this issue,
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so it's not up to individual schools and
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staff to figure out what the hell to
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do about trans kids themselves, which
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I think that makes sense.
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Yeah, it seems mild. I could also see people responding
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negatively to it.
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Yeah. I mean, I guess I can also see
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these things are regional. There
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are some local differences in how
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a school district in deep red Texas
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is going to feel about... ...pronoun
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changes versus a school in Oregon.
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So maybe it should be left up to the individual
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school districts. Anyway, you're
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getting the picture, right? She's blunt, and she's also been
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a lightning rod for controversy. So
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she's not an overtly Tory partisan. She
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considers herself a floating voter, but
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her approach has put her unambiguously
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at odds with progressives. So I'm
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going to play you a clip of her speaking at the National
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Conservative Conference, or NACCON, earlier this
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year. I think this gives you a good sense of her,
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and also some of what she says here is going
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to come back later. And just for context,
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she's going to reference detention in this clip, and
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that's because she opened her speech saying, I'm
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afraid you're all in for a telling off from me today, followed
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by detention. She was speaking to a conservative
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audience here. So why do I need to throw
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all of you into detention?
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Because you haven't been paying enough attention
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to the fact that our nation's culture is
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not only created in our schools, but
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that it is our children
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who are leading the development
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of that culture in our schools. Adult
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authority.
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is long gone. So here
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I am, ringing the alarm. In 20 years,
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many of us will be retired
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or sadly dead.
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And the children in our schools will be
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in important and influential
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positions in our institutions.
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As G. K. Chesterton said, the
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true soldier fights not because
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he hates what is in front of him, but because
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he loves what is behind him. Well,
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I'm asking, how much do you
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love your country? How much do you
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love the values that you claim to defend?
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Do you love them enough to tweet under your own
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name? Do
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you love them enough to change your child's
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school to one that's less woke and ignore
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the impact on your social status? Do
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you love them enough
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to do more than simply chat
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to your friends who already agree with
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you at dinner parties? For heaven's sake,
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man, stand up and be counted. As Russell
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Crowe says in the film Gladiator, a
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clip I regularly play for my staff, hold
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the line. Stay with me. What
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we do in life echoes in eternity.
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Will your life echo hollow with
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cowardly
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hypocrisy or will it echo with courage,
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valiance and honor? The choice
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is yours. Strength and honor be with
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you all.
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Now get yourselves to detention.
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So yeah, she's a fiery speaker and
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it sounds like the crowd lapped it up.
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Yeah, conservative crowd. They love this shit.
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So what does she do? I take it she
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can't make a living just going around giving fiery speeches
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about putting adults in detention.
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You don't think you can make a living doing that? There's
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an OnlyFans channel for that.
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I think Backpage
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is shut down,
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right? Yeah. Okay, so she's
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currently the head of the Michaela School
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and that's the school she founded in 2014.
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It's a British free school, which is like
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the equivalent of a US charter school. So
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it's a state funded nonprofit run by
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an independent entity and it's famous
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for its unapologetically strict approach.
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It's Britain's strictest school. That's what they call it.
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It's been very successful. It received
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top marks from various offices
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in the UK. It has some
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of the highest attainment for any non-selected
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British school. Most
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notably, it has the highest value-added
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measures, which means that students achieved more
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relative to their primary school results than
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any other school in Britain. They're
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going into this school at one level and they're leaving
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it achieving more. Does that make sense?
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Yeah, I don't know how this sort of thing is measured,
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but it sounds like the experts who
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came up with these metrics think this is
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a very, very good school. They think it's a very successful
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school. Successful.
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But as I said, it's strict as hell.
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How so? Okay, picture a Waldorf
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school.
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Now burn it down. That's
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a Michaela school. It's the exact opposite
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of a creative, feeling-centered,
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child-first education system. They
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have what they call a no-excuses policy,
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so even minor infractions are strictly
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punished. So for instance, you forget
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to bring a pencil to class? That's demerit.
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Same for slouching or looking out the window or
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grimacing and teachers are talking in the hallways.
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So things that are not even against the rules at most schools.
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At the Michaela school, you get demerits for
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it, and two demerits equal a detention.
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This debate is very similar
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to similar no-excuses schools, charter
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schools in the US, where there's this idea
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that you're policing
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black and Latino kids' movements
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and activities and fidgeting in a way you never
11:28
would for white kids. And I
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think this issue is genuinely controversial,
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not just at a zoomed out level, but I think even a
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lot of families from lower income backgrounds
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are like, it's different. Our kids are
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from a different background. They need more discipline, but at
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the same time, you can also see how it's creepy to punish
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kids basically from one
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social standing when
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other kids in wealthy schools would never be punished
11:52
for that same stuff.
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Yeah. And this argument sort of in favor
11:55
of this is like, look, these kids, they oftentimes
11:57
don't have a lot of structure at home, maybe a single
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family. home, a lot of poverty, and so this
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is the place where they're getting structure. So
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a writer for Time Magazine went to the school
12:06
in 2018. He described it this
12:08
way. Actually, Jess, you want to read this? I'm talking a lot.
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The school day is run with military precision.
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Everything from lessons to lunch is timed to the second
12:16
with the aid of large digital clocks placed
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in each room. Teachers often give their classes
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a time frame in which to accomplish a task. Ten
12:23
seconds to take out your books and open them to page 32,
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before counting down backwards. The transition
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between classes is also timed and completely
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silent. A black line runs down the center
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of the corridor carpets and children are expected to
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silently proceed either side to their next
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classes. Eagle eyed teachers stand ready to
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reprimand those who walk too slowly. Every
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detail is designed to maximize the amount
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of learning time. In the student bathrooms,
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there are no mirrors, lest they distract the students.
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Again, this is very similar to some charter schools in the states,
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I think including some in New York.
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How do you think you would have done in a school like this?
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Awful. I mean, I...
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You need mirrors, you spend a lot of time preening.
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Oh, just the primping before the school
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day alone. I couldn't have done without that.
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They also have students actually
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serve. They have families are
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welcome to come eat at the school and they have students serve them.
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And some of this actually does seem borderline cruel.
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Like in 2016, there was this big controversy
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after the Daily Mail reported that they
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have a policy that if a student's parents failed
13:21
to pay for lunch, they had them eat in a separate
13:23
room away from their peers, which
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Burblesing argued was just an extension
13:27
of the emphasis on personal
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responsibility. But it's not
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personal responsibility. You're going to punish the
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kids for the parents lack of responsibility. No,
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that thing's very messed up. So is it
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like mostly underprivileged kids who go to the schools?
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Yeah, it's a lot of poor kids. Critics
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of the school, much like critics of American
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charter schools, claim that they self-select
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for high achievers. So that's why they have
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such good marks. Burblesing denies
13:50
this. We do know that over a third of
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students qualify for free meals. A
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majority of them are from minority ethnic groups.
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And they also have a lot of kids with special needs. So
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it's exactly. population that is most
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underserved in most schools.
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And is it like a popular
14:06
school if you ask the random Brit who follows
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this sort of controversy?
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Well, it depends on if the random Brit in the street
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depends on their political leanings, basically. So
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conservatives love her, progressives generally don't.
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So besides the discipline stuff, the teaching
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methods are what many would consider outdated.
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So a lot of rote memorization, things like
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that. And Burble Singh, she also
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thinks that you should teach students
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from immigrant or minority backgrounds British
14:30
culture and instill in them a sense of national
14:32
identity. She thinks this is really important. And
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so as you can imagine, this is seen by
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some progressives as a form of white supremacy.
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Sorry,
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wait. Okay,
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I'm guessing
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she's not saying abandon
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all the culture
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you or your parents arrived here with. But
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isn't it normal to say, don't immigrants themselves often
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want very much to assimilate and be a part of
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British culture? I mean, she's an immigrant. Are people really
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responsible? Born in New Zealand, raised in Toronto,
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you know, from immigrant family too.
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Hard scrabble. Okay,
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I guess people get very touchy about
15:07
this stuff and maybe there's something I'm missing.
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But part of the idea of a school is to sort
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of like forge citizens
15:14
who share a common identity or values, but
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I could be missing something.
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Did you have to do the like Pledge
15:19
of Allegiance when you were in school?
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At one point we did, yeah, I didn't. I
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don't think that lasted very long in elementary school. Did
15:25
you? Yeah, we did. My sister
15:28
and I made a point of refusing to do
15:30
it. My parents actually might have called the ACLU
15:32
when they tried to make us do it. They did call the ACLU,
15:35
my mom definitely called the ACLU when my,
15:37
during high school, when my
15:40
high school was doing Christian Heritage Week, we
15:42
would do prayers over the loudspeaker.
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We're gonna have
15:46
a Christian Heritage Week.
15:48
Christian Heritage Week is just like the
15:50
thinnest excuse to just do Christian stuff.
15:53
Right, right.
15:53
Prayer in school was a big, big
15:55
culture war issue at that point. It
15:57
was huge. In the 90s,
15:58
yeah. Yeah, and it was especially with
16:01
football games, could you pray before football games? Which now
16:03
is back in the news thanks to a local
16:05
Bremerton football coach.
16:06
I'd take it that they also had a Muslim
16:08
Heritage Week or five times a day on the mic. They do
16:11
the call to prayer.
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Yes. How did you know, Jesse? So
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yeah, progressives tend to not
16:17
like her. One of the things that she does that she
16:19
has said that makes progressives uncomfortable is that
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she said that teachers are afraid of disciplining
16:23
black kids because they don't want to be called racist.
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So that obviously doesn't make her popular in some circles.
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And I will say, like, at times she does
16:31
have a tendency to take the anti-woke thing a
16:33
little
16:33
too far. What do
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you mean? Okay, so let's go back to that speech she made
16:37
at the NatCon conference earlier this
16:39
year. Here's another clip from that.
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There are kids right now in some schools
16:44
with tails and ears pinned
16:47
to their heads and bottoms. This isn't
16:49
fancy dress. They identify
16:51
as cats,
16:51
you see. Kids
16:54
aren't allowed to wear trainers to school,
16:56
but they are allowed to wear ears and
16:59
tails because that's their chosen
17:01
identity. That's how they
17:03
feel they belong.
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We explored all of our dumbest
17:07
stuff over there. Okay, so trainers,
17:10
first of all, are sneakers, also
17:12
known as lifts or chips. Yes.
17:15
But the tail- It's a very bad joke. I
17:18
know, but I love it. I just like the idea that every
17:21
one is lips. It's just funny to me. And
17:23
that's all that matters. We're not recording this for anybody. Keep
17:25
going.
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So this is just the idea that kids identify
17:30
as cats, which is a common
17:32
trope that I've never seen any
17:34
hard evidence for. I'm sure kids wear this
17:37
goofy shit. Are they actually identifying as cats?
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Yeah, this seems a little out there.
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Yeah, I mean, it is 100% true that kids wear pointy ear
17:42
headbands and tails around. I've seen
17:47
that. I've seen this on the streets of Seattle. It's a look, a
17:50
look, as they say. And I would
17:52
guess that some of these kids, some of them probably do
17:55
take it too seriously. Maybe they identify as cats,
17:57
just like goths or preps or emails or whatever.
18:00
It's a subculture, but the real
18:02
question is like, how does the school respond
18:04
to this? And so she seems to think
18:06
that schools are like letting these kids like drink
18:08
milk out of bowls or lie down during lessons
18:11
or go around on all fours. And so she tweets about this
18:13
a lot because to her, this proves that
18:16
there's this permissive atmosphere in schools that
18:18
has just gone way too far. So here's an
18:20
example of something she tweeted. Jesse,
18:23
please read this. I've included a link in our notes here.
18:25
So this is Catherine Burble saying, at
18:28
Ms. Snuffy. Ms. Snuffy is a great username.
18:30
It sounds like a furry name. Yeah. Or
18:33
like
18:34
a director of snuff film. Alexandra.
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Okay, this is a screenshot
18:39
she's tweeting out. Alexandra at Sarny 23.
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My daughter left college last year. During her two
18:45
years there, quite a few students known as furries
18:48
dressed as animals and went around college on all fours.
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Kids had to humor them and they were disciplined if they took
18:53
the mickey. It's like taking
18:55
the piss. Making fun of them. Like if they make fun
18:57
of them. Okay. There's a response from
18:59
someone named Farias Fee who says, we have had a
19:02
portion of inset training. I
19:04
don't know what any of these words mean. We have had a portion
19:06
of inset training dedicated to furries. My
19:08
larger school has pupils who identify
19:11
as furries and they have to be allowed to express
19:13
themselves. This is like an episode
19:15
of yes, yes, no.
19:16
Right. So inset, that stands for
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in-service education and training. So it's like a for,
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for like officials or whatever. So
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the person who tweeted that is
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a furry. That person is absolutely
19:29
taking the piss. They're taking the piss. Yes. And
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so she posts this thinking, presumably
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thinking that this is real because she doesn't realize that
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she's like tweeting an actual
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fucking furry. Which proves the furry
19:41
point that these people are very credulous. Right.
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So she, yeah, so she really thinks
19:46
that this is happening. So that's what I mean
19:48
by taking the anti-wooks.
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