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Okay. Yeah. Before we get into this episode, we should

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say this is a, this is not one you should

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listen to with your kids in the room. That

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out of the way. Time for a gang bang. I

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might sit this one out, Jesse. I don't know if I really

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want to be in the same room with room with you during

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a, during your birthday gang bang. So this is a post.

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I mean, she tweeted about it too, but it's

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a post on the sub stack of former bar

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pod guest and genuine friend of the pod. Ayla.

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Genuine freak. And I say that with love

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genuine freak of the pod. You

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have people have to read the full post. I'm worried

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too many people are just going to get the Twitter

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version. The post is amazing. So it's

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titled my birthday gang bang, a slutistical

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breakdown. And

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it begins. She

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is having to get to this. She's an

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amazing troll without knowing she's a troll. Here's

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the first Katie, just read the first part.

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Do not reveal the source of the quote

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till the end. So this is a, is

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it, what's it called an epigram? Epigraph. That's the,

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yeah. In italics quote, I learned

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that courage was not the absence of fear,

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but the triumph over it, the brave man

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is not he who does not feel afraid,

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but he, who conquers that fear Nelson Mandela.

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Jesse, is it not our

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Nelson Nelson Mandela when you really think

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about it? We could like,

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we could just stop the episode there. My

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birthday gang mate has a logistical breakdown,

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Nelson Mandela quote. That is like the

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basic format for 2024 content. Oh,

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it's so good. This was the first

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thing I saw when I woke up this morning and

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I've been in a good mood ever since, which generally

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reading about gang bangs would not be my preferred

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way to start the morning. But when Ayla does

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it for some reason, it happens to be hilarious.

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But it's like, it's hard to tell what it's

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intentional and what's not. And so

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this post is she analyzes

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everything in the most autistic,

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statistical, slutistical way. You

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explain it. Well, I was gonna, I was

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gonna relegate this point to the end, but the

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autism is too important to leap to the

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end. I think

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Ayla's view is she might be autistic.

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She's not sure. She has

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some of the... I'm sure. I

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was at the gang bang. I'm sure. They

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gave everyone an autism test before the

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gang bang and they all passed. She's

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a perfectly nice person. You can absolutely have a conversation

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with her. She is a little bit detached

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and weird and she writes and talks

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about things in this way where she

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doesn't really care, doesn't seem to care that

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much that people might think she's weird. She

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writes about how much she poops and about how

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little she showers. Actually that was my

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one question and the post is paywalled at the end.

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I don't know if she actually

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answers this. Every

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year she posts a breakdown. She analyzes everything

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that she does in a day, a month,

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a week, a year. Yes, it'll be like

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37. I shit 37 times in June. I

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showered seven times in June because she really

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does not shower very often. I am desperate

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to know. Wait, she said 37 times in June. That

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would be a lot. No, she shits 37

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times in June. How many times do you

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shower? Seven. Oh, just seven. Yeah,

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that's not enough. No, especially if

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you're fucking that much. Yes. As

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she does. I'm desperate

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to know if she used one of

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her monthly showers either before or after

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the gangbang. And.

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If you know it, know, tell and. I

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am. Is it the top of

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this is a seizure I need Or it

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it from the outside or might see much?

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I'm fearless in my sexual adventures like I'm

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a confident slot running wildly from penis penis.

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This is into at all all the risks

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in my life. other sexual choices I've made

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that have a vote, societies blessing are mates

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I've done. Despite his fears, he sheer terror,

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I'm not immune to the heavy handed social

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narratives that I must be damaging myself some

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house that no man will ever want me,

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that slots are deeply that. Those. Nutters

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made me sees with fear is just.

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I figure the seer must be unfounded.

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When I salmon myself, I can't find

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any actually bad thing. There's no inherent

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badness openess enter my vagina us So

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I force myself to move forward into

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the dead of Forty Two Mad all

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just as often as them. So bathrobes.

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Well, I've screwed a big eternally sir.

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Yes, there was identical bathrobes. Disc.

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A big had a uniform Tt can you

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describe it. So it's a bathrobe

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on the back at says I

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went to the ala birthday gang

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bang and all i got was

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this bathrobe and also to fuck

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a porn star. Can you imagine

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finding out and your. New. Boyfriends Closet

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assists. This post contains a lot

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of us actual game big details

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ala is nothing if not data

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driven. he has evolved. They started

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their search for day when participants

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was some sort of brief online

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survey and it led to eighty

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three brief screening interviews. Td

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to do badges, us interviews, and three people

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for anything even. For a job we would

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say now now we would idea. Of. That's

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why we just rely on things like

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race and religion to determine who we

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hire us further. Somoza, the South he's

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exposed. They did job Std testing and

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all that. They also too common sense.

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precautions. Quote everyone. Everybody used condoms. Everybody

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was required to switch out condoms between

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women and discard any condoms of the

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actually try to put on backwards first.

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Moved in. The women the reason there were

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multiple women there and besides is ill. As

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because she had slavery is was a

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very low plans. Yeah, again, it's

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hard to tell the story in order because there's

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so much I want to get to, but there

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was a group of women there for free who

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were just fluffers. There

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were consent rules, so the women weren't just free

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game to any man who wanted to do stuff

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to them, but as Ayla

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waited to have the train run on her, the

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fluffers were just there to help keep the men

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hard. Okay, Katie, I'm going

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to force you to read this next paragraph just because

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it will make you feel icky. The

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event itself is pretty simple. We had the doors open

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in the evening for a half hour. You couldn't get

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in before or afterwards. We checked

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IDs and sent them to the code check where they stripped

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all their clothes and possessions, put them in a bag marked

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with a numbered label. Okay, so so far

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it's like, is this Auschwitz or a gay?

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Close. We gave

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them name tags on which they wrote their

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name and bag number and also to differentiate

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the identical Ayla's B-Day branded bathrobes from each

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other. We then held an opening

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circle where we went over the rules, behavioral norms

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and expectations. One of the organizers

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made everyone solemnly swear to do their best

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to come and only the birthday girl as

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opposed to any of the fluffers. Thank you

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for that, Jesse. Thank you for that, Katie. As

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you would expect from Ayla Post, there are a lot

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of statistics. The total cost of the

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Orgy was $3,335, which honestly seems like a bargain, given the number

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of the logistics, the lube alone. The

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only people who got paid were the security guards.

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Okay, it could be there's

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an underground economy of Orgy security

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guards. That would be less funny. Well, it's

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the Bay, so probably. It probably is.

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It'd be more funny if this was a security

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guard who was like usually dispatched to stand outside

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a Chick-fil-A in the Tenderloin. The

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Walgreens. But then someone's like, I've got a

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sort of weird assignment for you. Are

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you familiar with Ayla? The

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irony is this would be such a better

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and safer gig than regarding any

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store in certain neighborhoods in San

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Francisco. A bunch of dorks who get

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interviewed to take place in a gang bank, including

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one virgin. That

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was, well we're gonna get to that. So there

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was no entry fee, this was another statistic, but

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there was an optional donation. 19%

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of participants didn't donate anything. Can you imagine

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showing up for a gangbang empty-handed, the etiquette

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breach that is? I mean seriously, what would Ann Landers

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have to say about this? Here's just

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one part that I found just as interesting as

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Ayla did. Quote, we had

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way more fluffer interest than anticipated. By

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the end, we were turning away women

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trying to get in, which I think

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more women than you might think actually

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do want to participate in gangbang sluttery,

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they might just not admit it publicly

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or feel safe enough at most events

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to inhabit their full sexual expression. I

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totally thought this would be a sausage fest, like

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as Ayla puts it in the post, of course

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men from the internet would show up en masse

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to stick dicks in me. They would for basically

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any woman, but it was weird to

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me that like so many women wanted to be

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fluffers, and I suspect it's just like a selection bias,

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like the sorts of people who Ayla knows. Right,

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right. I mean there's a lot of people in the

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world. There's a lot of people in the Bay

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Area, a lot of them, yes,

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who follow Ayla are probably more likely to

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be interested in this sort of

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thing. That said, I think you could fairly

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assume that there would be more interest in

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this from men than from women. And I'm

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curious about how it would go if this

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were the opposite, like one dude wants to

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get nailed by 42 women. Let's

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do it. Can

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you imagine if I was like, guys, I've

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got a great opportunity for you. I should

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say I sweat and I pant a lot.

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You might want to wear like a tarp.

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I might start crying. The next bar-bought Christmas

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party is going to be very weird. Can you

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imagine? My

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one other explanation for this is she linked

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to the profiles of some of the fluffers

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and some of the more sex workers. So

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I do think this would put them in

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touch with like rich Bay Area clientele. Okay,

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I'm going to skip over some of the sexier details

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because this has always been a family. a

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goddamn family to the panel. Which by that you

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mean your dad listens to it. Exactly.

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I found this part weirdly inspiring. And I

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found the whole post surprisingly wholesome, given the

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subject matter. This was about a guy who

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showed up as a virgin. He lost his

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virginity at the Ailey gangbang. Quote,

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we asked if we could celebrate his first

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time and he said yes. The wackier the

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better, I believe. So we had

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him go first and pop confetti over him

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when he finished and I signed a personalized

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gift for him. He was also

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wearing a heart rate monitor and said I could

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include the data from it here. I'll update this

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post once he sends it over. Once

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a man had sex with me, he drew a

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tally mark on my leg with a Sharpie and

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then signed the guest book, which was a pretty

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white wedding guest book I got because it was

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hilarious. It turns out Loub ruined

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Sharpies. So despite us starting out with

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a surplus of Sharpies, by the

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end of the night we were scrounging. There's even

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some useful service journalism in here. Can you imagine

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losing your virginity as part of some sort of

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ritual where everyone blasts confetti over you after? Would

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you ever be able to have sex again? Yeah,

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if he ever does have sex again, this will be a

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story that he tells his children. Did you have any other

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questions or concerns or observations about

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the Ailey birthday gangbang? I'm just

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so curious to find out what Ailey's parents

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think about this. I mean, I can guess

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because they're very Christian and they homeschooled her

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until she was like 17 years

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old, which maybe explains what every

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time I see, you know, you'll see like

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libs of TikTok or other trades. They'll post

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some clip from some teacher with like pride

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flags in the classroom and the commentary will

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be homeschool your kids. Every time I see

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that, I think of Ailey. That's

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a counter example though homeschooling your kids.

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That could go different ways. This is what happens. Anyway,

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happy birthday to Ailey. Happy

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birthday to Ailey. Honestly,

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like I think there's some

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like I wouldn't go to an event like this nor would

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I be invited, but I think there's something to be said

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for like, you only get one life.

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Have you ever heard that before? You only get one life. I

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think I just came up with it. Yolo. That's

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not what you, that would be a Yogo. You

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only go. one like yoga. We've

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got one yoga. Yeah. Yoga. Yeah,

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get that tattooed on your back. People should read this

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post. It's quite a thing. She

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was very smart to pay wallet right at the part

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where she's about to start talking about penises. That's going

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to get people to sign up. Oh, the

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other thing that's super important is the

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data journalism in there. So

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there's this amazing graph. She

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literally does it the way you do like a study

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selection meta analysis graphic if anyone's seen one of those.

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It includes like 42 people

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showed up, five didn't

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bang Ayla, 37 penetrated Ayla. Of

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those 37, 17 came in Ayla,

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five came in a fluffer, 15 didn't

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come. She said performance anxiety among the men was

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actually a pretty big problem, which makes sense to

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me. So yeah, seriously, come

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on. Not only is Ayla there

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the famous Ayla, you have 41

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other men watching you. And

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so whoever's next in line is like, dude, come on, hurry

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up. God, imagine being the last person

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in line. You

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do not want to arrive. Oh,

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get stuck in traffic on your way to a game. There

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was one part that I found like

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bizarre and like a little bit upsetting

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almost. Let me redo this. The

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way it worked was a few men volunteers held me down on

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a bed and a line of guys. This is exactly what

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I skipped over because it was because we're a family. Continue.

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Yeah. Once a guy got that's it. That's all you

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get. You can hear us talk

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in depth about the Aaron Bushnell suicide and

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journalistic responsibility in terms of how to cover

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it. blofterimporter.org become a

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primo. Thank you for listening

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to this.