How's your blood portall today? Lost your face? How about a broken toilet of cake during your fire drill? If none of this makes sense, WELCOME TO PERPETRATOR. 

Things We Learned:

• Forevering is the dumbest way to say immortal. 
• Menstrual Discs are AMAZING and #flexdisc should sponsor us please and thank you
• Alicia Silverstone is trying to ruin vampires for us like she ruined that carpet. 

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