Well we dragged this one up from the deep just before the clock tolled midnight after a grueling 0-3 loss to our old rivals, the New England Revs and their paunchy pop-pop coach Bruce Arena. Jake and Trey have been on vay-cay and jump back in to truly unpack what the fuck is going on, beginning and ending with the man with more Cushing for the pushing, but taking a tour around our frustratingly underperforming roster of raucous rookies as well. Should we be seeing more than we are? Is positive reinforcement the way to go, or is it time to break out the rod and stop spoiling the child? Can Heber ever score again? Can Talles? Can Anyone!?!?! What is happening in the midfield? Are the wings a lost cause? The questions are endless and the answers are unsatisfying, but we go in on 'em anyway. Plus: a little dour Cincinnati preview, as a treat. Do the stretches the doctor gave you -- you've got Blue Balls.