Years ago, when humans were beating sticks on rocks to create music, there was one protohuman, standing nearby with a hand on his one ear, bobbing his head, leaning over a bank of shiny objects. His name was DJ and he is a legend of those blessed with similar talent, and all bear his name since. At the DJ Emporium, we sell supplies for these apes, so the music never stops, even when you BEG for it.