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Hello,

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and welcome to Book see the book club

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podcast where I've read the book 82 you don't have to. How are

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feeling out there? Cal,

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yeah, thank you so much for coming my name is

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Dave Warnerke. And on each episode of this show, we

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look at one of the classics, and

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guess we'll get 82 nearly. I can hear the water

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filling up as we

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speak. So here I've had, Merry

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Christmas, are we feeling christmasy? A

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little bit. Is that a little bit? Alright.

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We'll get that Christmas vibe going. Okay. Let's start

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hoe hoeing everyone. Look 82

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tree. How are we doing

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82 the bar? We're good. I good. I'll

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repeat each episode of the show. I'll look at

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one of the classics. And joining me to look at

0:52

such a classic this week, would you please put your hands

0:54

together and welcome to the podcast Nick Mason and,

0:57

you know what I mean? He goes. Yeah.

1:02

We did it. Hello? Hello,

1:08

dude. Oh, thank goodness. You're Matt 82 the market. We

1:10

forgot the button. You're

1:12

good. It's it's

1:12

functioning.

1:13

We went very, very well. Okay.

1:15

He's going on. Okay. Just

1:17

as Dave was about to come on stage, just had Dave believing

1:19

yourself, and I think it really threw it.

1:22

Yeah. I was like, I forgot how to

1:24

walk to get up here. It

1:26

was awful. So thanks for making me believe

1:28

in myself. He's not supposed

1:31

to work like that.

1:33

Naomi, how are you feeling? I'm good.

1:35

I wasn't in Uber, like, a minute ago. Alphabetian

1:39

road is crazy. For a

1:41

loss of traffic. I also

1:43

I took an Uber here and my guy went

1:45

rogue. He was looking

1:47

at the map. He ignored it about nine

1:49

times. 82 said I was three minutes away

1:51

and then he took a turn, and then it suddenly said,

1:54

you're now eight minutes

1:55

away. And then he ran a red

1:57

light and said, you didn't see that.

2:00

So five stars to that guy.

2:03

I took public transport to get here

2:05

very reliable, very plain, Okay.

2:08

Very very rousselaat. Yeah.

2:11

Please please contact refund us. Please don't

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do that. Now,

2:17

this is the the Christmas episode of

2:19

the show. Again? So Lots.

2:22

Yeah. Can you believe 82? It's a Christmas special. And

2:24

these guys, I don't know if you heard 82. They're pumped for

2:26

Christmas, especially in the middle of

2:28

it. How do you how do you guys

2:31

feel about Christmas? See fan? Hands? I

2:33

hate Christmas but -- Okay. -- I

2:35

love very special Christmas episodes

2:37

of things. Yeah. So because it's a

2:39

it's a fictionalized sort of

2:41

variation of, like, the spirit of Christmas, which I

2:43

can get on board with. Yeah. Real Christmas. You

2:45

have to talk to relatives and stuff, and I'm like, yuck.

2:47

Yeah. It's early on.

2:49

No relatives in this Bulldog, Kinku fans. That's

2:51

good. Naomi, Christmas. Yeah. I love

2:53

it. To be really 82, like, gift wrapping and

2:55

decorations and stuff like that. And then I

2:57

got a life. So I I

3:00

haven't

3:00

done that in a while, but I used to be real Oh, that is

3:02

the one

3:02

who's wrapped 82 Christmas present today. Really

3:05

into better homes and guns when I was a teenager. I

3:08

didn't have a lot of friends, but

3:10

it comes with cool 82 like a it's like

3:12

the sealed section dolly, but instead 82 just

3:15

wrapping paper that you tear out of the

3:17

perforated section. Yeah.

3:22

Like Christmas, 82 you? Hi.

3:25

And I used to dress up as an elf in Santa Claus

3:27

at Christmas time. So every year it comes

3:29

around and I have a horrible flashback. So

3:32

Did you say an elf and Santa Claus. That's

3:34

why I started as an elf, which I nailed.

3:36

Can you believe? And they said,

3:38

kid, you ready for the big 82? Yeah.

3:40

And I was not ready for the big time.

3:43

I wore a 82 suit, but it was Majesty's 82,

3:45

so my arms and legs were still that of a thin nineteen

3:48

year old. And then,

3:50

yeah, dude, you need a fat suit to look like a regular

3:53

man. I don't think like you would die. I was

3:55

not believable. I was not believable.

3:57

And twice, I got eaten up as 82, so

4:01

Yeah. By adults or

4:03

embarrassingly known. I

4:05

wish I could wish they were adults. I

4:08

couldn't 82 were kids, so I couldn't fight back. So I'm

4:10

saying stuff like, oh, you're a naughty

4:12

boy or

4:13

You're gonna get for Christmas this year

4:15

as a kid kicks me in the shins. Are

4:18

you sure it was a kid and are you sure it

4:20

wasn't porn? I

4:26

don't know

4:28

what to say to that. So

4:31

I've chosen her Christmas classic. 82 it's

4:33

kinda not really a classic. Well,

4:35

it's a classic, but not in the Christmas genre.

4:37

Most people would think this isn't a Christmas book. I've

4:39

gone with a

4:40

sea. It's

4:43

it's second only to die hard. Is it

4:45

82 Platt's Christmas cookbook? Oh.

4:51

Probably, thankfully, no. Alright.

4:55

That's Oh, come on. She would

4:57

appreciate it that. You've

4:59

read the bell jar. It's funny.

5:02

It's a funny book. I

5:04

have read the bell jar, and I'm thinking I I

5:06

don't know if I can do it for the show. So anyway,

5:08

stay tuned for next year, 82 now. You hate women?

5:12

Uh-oh. Yeah. Yeah.

5:15

I'm main character that's a woman.

5:18

How dare she? I'm

5:20

only one of us who hasn't read that

5:23

this is incredibly depressing anyway. So,

5:26

but this isn't depressing. I've gone with

5:28

a James Bond

5:30

novel. Yeah. But I know Oh,

5:33

yeah. Oh, 82. Oh, thank you.

5:35

I've gone with on her

5:38

82 secrets service. Are

5:40

you familiar with this, you guys? I didn't know they

5:42

were books. Yeah.

5:46

Let's start out as a book. He's gone with the

5:48

junior novelization. No Majesty's

5:51

Secret Service. Oh, I just watched the movie this

5:53

afternoon. I got really, really desperate.

5:55

Now I've seen that movie. It's certainly

5:58

snowy, but I don't I 82

6:00

don't remember that It's Christmas.

6:02

This is Christmas enough. I hit control

6:04

f on a PDF version, and it says the word

6:06

Christmas thirty times in the

6:08

novel. Is that enough? Yeah.

6:10

That's enough. 82

6:12

if no, there we go. Well,

6:14

hi, everyone. We had a good run. Each year it

6:16

gets harder and harder to find something Christmas y. So

6:19

Oh, 82 one, James. It's the bible.

6:21

You did

6:23

that for ages? I I did say, what

6:25

should I do this year? And I cannot tell you how many people

6:27

suggest to do the bottle. I I

6:29

read it and I was like, this is too depressing.

6:33

It's funny. It's

6:35

funny. Chopping

6:38

a little baby in half. That's funny.

6:44

Now, people 82

6:45

do this. All of the nude. Remember. That's

6:47

that's the older. That's one of the older ones.

6:49

Yeah. Probably 82. Yeah. It's

6:52

been suggested by a few people this book

6:54

or or to Simon Morgan from England?

6:57

Also, someone called Josh from

6:59

Australia. Josh, are you in tonight? Is

7:02

anyone called Josh 82?

7:04

Yes. 82 claim it. It's

7:06

fine. Just claim it. Just claim it. We will be

7:08

checking ID to confirm. Well,

7:11

thanks so much for suggesting this, Josh. Appreciate

7:13

you. So it 82 actually

7:15

it's the tenth novel in Ian Fleming's

7:17

James Bond series. That's the guy that created James

7:19

Bond. Wow. Learning

7:23

to get Impressive lap.

7:25

Naomi, do you have any thoughts on James Bond? Culture

7:28

like on James Bond, famous ladies man James

7:30

Bond. Any

7:31

kids on that guy? Or I really didn't know. It was

7:33

books. I can't movies

7:37

boring. Sorry. I was in when I

7:39

was in high school. We

7:42

were watching 82

7:44

was a who's the guy?

7:46

Rob 82. It was a Rob Schneider film,

7:48

and they only realized halfway through. We

7:50

can't show this to kids. I'm trying to remember what

7:52

movie it was, and then

7:55

they put us into casino royale instead. And

7:57

I was like, oh, I miss

7:59

all the funny accents that guy was

8:01

doing. I

8:03

didn't know any better. I

8:04

put ropes and either back on. Did

8:07

your teachers

8:07

put 82 speak a little of my old gigalow on him.

8:09

Yeah. It wasn't tapered. Really wasn't far off. I

8:11

think he was in prison. Does anyone know what Big

8:14

Stan. 82 was big Stan.

8:15

Oh, it's 82 Stan. Okay. Good. That

8:18

was eating you up inside. Thank

8:21

you, Josh. Yeah. See,

8:23

there is 82 over between James Bond fans and

8:25

RobSpotter fans. Josh has spent years going

8:27

to podcast hoping somebody will bring up a

8:31

big whatever 82 is. Big

8:33

82. Big stand. I can't

8:36

tell you

8:36

never guess what happens to Rob Schneider in

8:39

prison. It

8:41

aged really well. I'm sure. If I went to the

8:43

82 panicking. Some time at all. He

8:47

lends karate. Okay.

8:50

have

8:51

no memory of that. I mean, I guess they took us

8:53

out. So this one came out in

8:55

nineteen sixty three, so the time context, the

8:57

first Sean Connery film, Doc

8:59

know it'd come year before and been a massive massive

9:02

success. So he had to get a novel out

9:04

quickly. In fact, Fleming wrote the book in

9:06

Jamaica was the first film in

9:08

the series doctor Knight

9:10

was being filmed

9:10

nearby. Pretty cool fan.

9:13

He was hanging around. Yeah.

9:15

82 around set. Why don't I yeah.

9:17

Probably being a nightmare. Probably. Over

9:19

the book was also a big success selling double

9:21

the previous one which was called the spy

9:23

who loved me. Infleming

9:26

himself died of a heart attack just over a

9:28

82 pallet. Never mind. This

9:32

is like

9:35

when you say a meme on Twitter and you have to

9:37

work your way back

9:37

this and figure out what the news is. Oh,

9:40

I get it now. I get it. I get

9:42

it. Three episode of 82 Simpsons for

9:44

the past like 82 years. We go,

9:46

oh. He died

9:48

a year led from 82 Attack

9:50

and was the So this is the second last

9:52

published in his lifetime. Ironically, the last

9:54

was you only 82 which

9:57

is also the inspiration for the Simpsons episode.

9:59

You only 82 twice. Oh.

10:03

With Hank Scorpio, an absolute

10:05

top five episode. The last book

10:07

that Ian Fleming wrote was Chitty Chitty

10:09

Bang Bang. What a 82? Wow.

10:13

The book 82, on

10:16

a 82, secret service, not shitty Citibank bank,

10:18

was adapted into a film in nineteen sixty

10:20

nine following Sean Connery's first

10:22

retirement from the role, 82 Australian

10:24

model George Laysenby was

10:26

cast in the role of double o seven.

10:28

He's won and only

10:29

movie. May I say, how do you feel about George Lason

10:31

b? He

10:33

certainly character, isn't he? If you've sent in interviews

10:36

with that 82, he's just there's a lot

10:38

82, you know, he's he's he's spent the last

10:41

sixty years just like sleeping with

10:43

women and conventions being like, I was James Bond,

10:45

you know? Well,

10:51

we always start with the opening line, so here it is.

10:53

It was one of those September's when

10:55

it seemed that the summer

10:57

would never

10:58

end. It's

10:59

really relatable. I'm rough.

11:01

Are you sure you're not reading stand by

11:02

me? Is that true? We're

11:07

off James Bond is on a holiday on a

11:09

beach in France and seeing all the

11:11

kids and their families playing

11:13

and reminds him of his own childhood.

11:15

This is 82 bit more of Ian Fleming's poetry

11:17

here. It was all there.

11:19

His own childhood spread out

11:21

before him to have another look at.

11:24

What a long time ago they were those

11:26

spade and bucket days.

11:28

How far he had come since the

11:30

freckles and the Capri milk chocolate

11:32

flakes and the a fizzy lemonade.

11:35

How many

11:37

pussies he'd blown through? Right?

11:45

Yeah. No. That's what she's a woman called

11:47

Spider pussy or something.

11:49

Spider Pussi.

11:51

Honestly, it's not that far off. I

11:53

mean, we're like, oh, that's her

11:55

parody. The character is pussy

11:56

galore. So

11:58

That is 82 nice name. But

12:01

don't 82, he's no longer a child as the book

12:03

soon tells us. Today, he

12:05

was a grown up, a

12:07

man with years of dirty, dangerous

12:09

memories. A spy.

12:11

He was not sitting in this

12:13

concrete hideout to sent sentimentalize

12:15

about a pack of scrubby,

12:17

smelly children on a beach, added

12:19

with bottle tops and lolly sticks and fringed

12:21

by a sea thick with sun oil

12:23

and 82 with the main drains of

12:24

real. He was there he had chosen to

12:27

be here to spy to

12:29

spy

12:29

on a woman.

12:31

I think he's

12:32

having a mental breakdown this guy.

12:35

This is bad, I think. M

12:38

just shows up and he's just in his little

12:40

bunkies cup and 82 milk chocolate,

12:42

wrappers and fizzy drinks, and Like,

12:44

I can't do it anymore. I can't

12:46

do it anymore. You

12:49

don't

12:49

82. There's not not not not fizzy. Drinks in

12:51

chocolate milk in the in the movies. 82 he's

12:54

there to spy on a woman which sounds super creepy and

12:56

it sort of is. But the woman he's watching

12:58

over doesn't move So as

13:00

other women walk 82, he has time for

13:02

other deep deep thoughts like this.

13:05

Why it was that French girls had more

13:07

prominent 82 than any others?

13:09

Was it that French surgeons sought to

13:11

add even in this minute respect in

13:13

this minute respect to the future sex

13:15

appeal of girl babies? 82.

13:20

What? He's there's a lot of

13:22

people with their their belly button out and

13:24

he's looking at going, French women have

13:26

bigger belly buttons than than

13:28

most others. A surgeon's doing this to 82 when

13:30

they're babies? He is having

13:32

an absolute right

13:33

time. Yeah. No.

13:36

I'm really in their giant stomach holds.

13:38

Trying to tempt me

13:40

much like the fizzy drink, which I haven't

13:43

touched. So 82

13:46

leaves the beach at the end of the day except one

13:48

person. The last woman to get up is the lady that

13:50

he's been watching. Eventually,

13:53

she gets up and starts walking

13:55

across the beach and out to sea, and

13:57

James Bond gets up and instinctively

13:59

follows

13:59

her. Well, as a woman

14:01

better stalker. Yes. That's what

14:03

I 82. Timmy DNA. What if

14:06

I told you someone then starts following

14:08

him? And not just one person but

14:10

two, both men wearing rain

14:12

coats 82. But

14:15

Bond doesn't notice them. It's only the

14:17

girl worried about. And just as he gets close enough to

14:19

yell out, hey, Tracy. She

14:22

turns around and he says he he

14:24

says, I was worried about you. What

14:26

are you doing out here? What's the matter?

14:28

But before she can answer Bond

14:30

hears a man's voice behind him

14:32

say, 82 move or you'll get it

14:34

in the back of the knee. This

14:39

is good stuff, John. This is a

14:41

great opening scene. Bond

14:43

turns around to see both men that had followed him are

14:45

now pointing guns at him. No.

14:48

No? Can you

14:48

believe? In the knee? In the knee. Yeah.

14:50

Get any of his knee for some reason.

14:52

Well, you can't recover your knee cap.

14:54

Is that right? Yeah.

14:57

I don't know. I

15:00

realize you are a doctor. You

15:03

can't tell. Then

15:05

a boat soon arrives, and both

15:07

the girl and the bond

15:09

are all 82 onto the boat that

15:11

plays woman. Yes.

15:14

You

15:14

see, I mean Well, Oh,

15:17

yeah. We don't know. We actually don't know. It's the

15:19

one, but I can't

15:19

confirm. I can't confirm. Do we know

15:22

anything about her navel? so

15:25

sexy. But who is this

15:27

woman? And where are they going on this

15:29

boat? Well, we learned the answer to at

15:31

least one of things, this bond reflects in the

15:33

boat of the last twenty four hours that have led

15:35

up to this mess. Flashback.

15:38

Whoa. So this

15:40

is a movie now. Yeah.

15:42

This is a Christmas bond film -- Mhmm.

15:44

-- with an Australian man.

15:47

Australian man. Playing James Bond. Yeah. But they

15:49

kind of You could be making all this up. I would

15:51

have no idea. I haven't heard of any of this.

15:53

But they kind of cut this bit the movie.

15:55

Okay. I didn't think it was cool. But, well,

15:57

let's hear it. These days, I'd bring it back in, like,

15:59

want that cat responses for 82.

16:00

Yeah. For sure, kids would be sipping

16:04

82

16:04

do be separate. Let's show them.

16:08

I'm gonna know when I am. I

16:10

know although 82. 82.

16:14

Flashback. 82 day

16:17

earlier, Bond had been driving

16:19

around in his 82.

16:21

Drafting in his mind his resignation letter

16:23

to his boss m. 82

16:26

the boss. The lady, Yes. I

16:28

watched one

16:28

movie, there was a lady. Judy

16:31

82. Yes.

16:32

But but 82 that, who's the guy that

16:35

played in forever? 82 something.

16:37

82 Montgomery? Don't 82 something. Better at

16:39

something. Great. No one same one with it.

16:43

Josh, 82 Stan, Well, I

16:45

don't know 82 Trump's someone suggesting Josh

16:47

82 the nay answer all 82, Josh will know

16:50

this. Josh knows

16:51

stuff. He only as Rob Schneider

16:53

films. So for the past,

16:55

he's he's drafting a letter to to quit

16:57

because for the last year or so Bond had been

16:59

inside to investigate 82,

17:02

the criminal organization led by a man

17:04

called Ernst 82 Blofeld,

17:06

who's like a recurring birdie.

17:08

Oh, yeah.

17:09

He's doc he's doctor evil based.

17:10

Is he Russian?

17:12

Always rushing around doing crumbs to tell

17:13

you that tell you that much. That's

17:16

good stuff. That is yep.

17:20

If we just say it's good stuff, it becomes good stuff. That's

17:22

funny. That was funny.

17:24

Thanks. Thank you, Naomi.

17:27

So in the record show that 82 gave

17:29

a big thumbs up, to indicate

17:32

there was good stuff. You can't say that on the audio,

17:34

but it was there. So Bond's been on the tail

17:36

of this 82, Blofeld, an inspector, who's

17:38

the same guy in an organization that Bond had

17:40

taken out in an earlier mission, in an earlier

17:42

book called operation thunderball.

17:45

But now Bond had been all over

17:47

the world, tracing down leads to see if the

17:49

organization and later

17:51

still exists. And the new

17:53

operation's called Operation Bedlam, but nothing's

17:55

come up, and he's bored of this

17:57

fruitless assignment and wants to move on. He's like,

17:59

Blackfields dead or something. Thing. And

18:01

and I didn't get to kill

18:02

him. I'm so mad. I'm kicking

18:05

sand on the beach. He keep,

18:07

like, being, like, you know, sent to interview people

18:09

called a knock in the

18:11

door and they're like a little old man. I'm I'm

18:13

bored. So he decided to

18:15

quit. But

18:17

Bond is brought back to reality of driving his Bentley

18:20

when a white lancia 82

18:23

Zaguaro Spider, which is a type

18:25

of car. That's back

18:27

busy. Spider person. It overtakes him

18:29

at speed and, quote, and

18:31

it was a girl driving.

18:35

Okay. And you

18:37

82 gotta know Naomi, if this is from the book again,

18:39

from Fleming. If there was one thing that set James Bond

18:41

really moving in life, with the accept exception

18:44

of gunplay. It was being passed

18:46

at speed by a pretty

18:47

girl. And it was his experience that girls

18:50

who drove competitively like that were

18:52

always pretty. And exciting. That

18:54

was me and my

18:56

Uber.

18:56

Except you were

18:59

driving so slow. So

19:02

he gets overtaken. He takes off. He drives down and

19:04

tries to rest alongside her, but her car is

19:06

smaller and faster on the small streets.

19:08

82 mentioned she's a better driver than him, and she's

19:11

able to easily pull

19:13

away. So he drove 82 his

19:14

destination. Wow. Who's this? This is a serious

19:17

woman who can drive. Yeah.

19:19

I'm sure we'll never hear from her again.

19:21

He drives to his destination,

19:23

the casino in Royal, which

19:25

the location of the book casino royale.

19:28

Can you believe it?

19:31

He's back there. He goes there once a year.

19:33

He goes back there. What the f?

19:36

And he's hoping that he'll see this mysterious

19:39

woman again, and you'll never believe it.

19:41

He does. You think he wouldn't 82 go back

19:43

to casino real, 82. That time they hit him in the balls with

19:45

that big that, 82,

19:47

that big heavy way.

19:47

And if you get up to that bit in the classroom, was

19:49

your teacher panicking trying to turn it off

19:52

before that bit?

19:52

Yes. No. She pulled us out, and then they took us into

19:54

we go requiem for a dream. That

19:57

had a good

20:01

ending. That's boys love that

20:03

one. What an empty. So

20:06

he starts playing cards at the

20:08

casino and Ian Fleming goes into

20:10

incredible detail about everyone's hand.

20:12

And in a Shamendafir, a

20:14

card game like Baccarat that I do not

20:16

know how to play. So this was a very confusing

20:18

chapter for me. 82 he he breaks

20:20

it down. Everyone's hand is described in my

20:23

new detail. It takes a lot of

20:25

pages. But what we do know is that

20:27

Bond wins big. Makes

20:29

a small fortune and everything is growing great until

20:31

a mysterious lady joins the

20:34

game. The same woman who

20:36

outdrove of him on the streets. Her name is

20:38

Larkom

20:39

82, Teresa DeVincenzo,

20:42

also known as 82. Which

20:46

is good for me because I don't wanna say that

20:48

name a lot. So

20:51

82 bets up big on the card

20:53

game and loses. Yeah.

20:55

And things

20:55

get awkward fast when it becomes obvious that she

20:58

does not have the money to pay

21:00

her debt. Knowing that

21:02

this could ruin the woman's reputation

21:04

for life, Bond then pops up to the

21:06

dealer and says, oh, forgive me.

21:08

Madame has forgotten that we agreed to play

21:10

in partnership this evening, and then he throws money

21:12

that she owes 82 the

21:13

table, which is a a lot of money. He

21:16

loses my city's fortune, bailing

21:18

around.

21:19

Shivalrous of him.

21:21

What a nice

21:22

guy? He didn't. He didn't just

21:24

for her -- Yes. -- just just so she

21:26

could keep her social standing at

21:29

casino royale. Yeah.

21:30

No other reason. I just wanted to be

21:32

clear it's nothing to do with the the

21:34

cars and the horniness It's just Yeah. I'm just doing a favor,

21:36

Majesty's? A guy. I'll probably never see this woman

21:38

again until he approaches a moments

21:41

later.

21:41

Wait. Do we what she looks like. Surely

21:43

they describe

21:44

her. Yeah. Basically, let's talk about her

21:47

being attractive. Yeah.

21:50

Nice. Yeah. Okay. Now

21:52

I can see.

21:52

Yes. But you got on sale for me

21:55

and Naomi. That's not her value for me, so

21:57

I don't pay attention to any of

21:59

that. I

22:00

see you. You don't see women. Yeah. I don't know.

22:02

I don't think.

22:08

looking at a blank space right now,

22:10

and you're welcome. So

22:20

he approaches this lady and they discussed how

22:22

she overtook him earlier in the car

22:24

and she says coldly, I would always

22:27

be able to beat you because you want

22:29

to stay alive. Did

22:35

someone just say slay?

22:37

No. It was the opposite

22:39

line. Lane. Okay.

22:41

So one for

22:44

lame, one for slay. She

22:47

tells him to visit her in a hotel room, which she

22:49

82, and of course, the 82 hook up. But it's

22:52

clear that the girl is

22:54

to depressed or going through something, next morning, she slips away from

22:56

the hotel. She does. Wait. This is from his point of

22:58

view. Right? His point of view. Yeah. Why didn't

23:01

she day. She must be sad about

23:03

something else. She

23:05

doesn't love me. There's something wrong with

23:07

this woman. She must

23:09

be meant Leel. I

23:11

mean, she sounds mentally ill. Let's be

23:13

mad. Oh, I see.

23:15

He found her on the beats the next 82. We catch up to where

23:17

we were at the start of the book. And he's worried she's going

23:19

to 82. Tracy. Yeah. He's

23:21

yelling at

23:21

Tracy because he's 82, why aren't you going out there? I

23:24

think he's 82 she's on a

23:26

drama I'm here, Tracy. You you got lost,

23:28

I think. Come here. Yeah, Tracy.

23:30

The beach is back that way. You

23:32

go on the wrong way. And that's when they

23:34

were both kidnapping put on a boat

23:36

and boat 82 is soon taken off the

23:39

boat and put on the back of a

23:41

truck, which is revealed to

23:43

the ocean. No. Off the boat. Off the 82. Okay.

23:45

In the back of a truck. Mhmm. And he's worried about what's

23:47

going on? But it soon revealed to the office

23:49

of Mark Arndraka head

23:52

of the union Corso, the

23:55

Corsoian mafia, the

23:57

biggest European crime syndicate.

24:01

Drop it. What is happening? Marc

24:04

82 is cool and and a cool and a

24:06

cool and calm man. Who does not panic, even when Bond

24:08

reveals he's got a head and knife.

24:13

Wait. Don't wait. The head of a crime

24:15

is in 82 get -- Yeah. He's like -- doesn't panic when one

24:17

person says they have a knife. Yeah.

24:19

He's cool. He Bond's

24:24

82, Damn. That's the best I had. I had to hit

24:26

a knife best. It's called my bluff.

24:30

He apologized to Bond until 82 so

24:32

so I can have to you here, but I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna

24:34

have a meeting with you.

24:36

You see, Mark Arndge is

24:39

Tracy's father Tracy

24:41

82

24:41

woman from the beach. Who's Mark

24:44

Orange?

24:44

The the head of the mafia? Yep. Okay.

24:49

We're building a picture. We're building a a mind

24:51

map. Yeah. We're we're getting to this situation.

24:53

Yeah. He's he's heard that Bond rescued

24:55

her at the casino by building her out, and

24:57

he's very thankful. Tracy,

24:59

he tells Bond has had a hard time of

25:01

late. When her mother died, she went

25:03

off the rails and started partying with socialites

25:05

around the

25:06

world. Now, Probably a Christmas time. Yes.

25:09

There we go. Yeah. I brought it back around. Thank you.

25:11

I felt I felt the theme was flagging

25:13

a little bit. So I should

25:14

82 worries. Someone's gonna say the

25:16

word Christmas thirty times coming 82 the original.

25:18

And ring one paragraph.

25:20

Oh, this step that 82 goes on a

25:22

unhedged rant. He's like, Christmas, Christmas,

25:26

and Cadbury and Fizzy drinks. Where

25:28

am I? He has a

25:30

full breakdown. So

25:34

Marcond 82 now my my daughter's

25:35

depressed. She's off the rails. I'm not sure what to

25:38

do. So he asked Bond if he

25:40

will marry her. Perfect

25:42

solution

25:42

to the problem. I think you will all agree.

25:44

Wait.

25:44

What was the problem?

25:47

82 depressed. And

25:49

82 and the thing that fixes depression is a man. A

25:52

man. No. A man. 82

25:54

with a knife. And

25:58

he's like, what? What are you

26:01

talking about? She doesn't need 82. She

26:03

needs, like, care and a psychologist. But

26:05

Mark Conn's tells him, I'll give you one

26:07

million pounds if you marry her

26:09

right now.

26:10

That's a lot back then. Would yeah. Back then,

26:12

he's it's 82 it's like twenty five million

26:14

pounds or something. I think I worked at. It's a lot of money. And he

26:16

also says you'd give it to and gold, which

26:18

sounds inconvenient. But Bond

26:23

refuses. He says, I like Tracy, I'd like

26:25

to see her again if she chooses soup, but she

26:27

has to get better another

26:29

way. She has to see, you know This doesn't

26:31

sound like James Bond to me. 82 so

26:32

impressive. 82 impressive. Isn't it? Yeah.

26:35

Yeah. He's like, if she sees us if she starts feeling

26:37

better and she wants to hang out, I'll hang out with her and

26:39

whatever. And Mark, I'm just like, you're a good

26:41

man. That's

26:43

all good. You're free to

26:45

go. Anyway, back to my Mathiest stuff.

26:47

But he says, I owe you

26:49

for being so nice to her, ready for bailing around.

26:52

If there's anything I can do with my

26:54

connections, then please let me

26:56

know. And bonds, like, there actually

26:58

is something. Can you tell me

27:00

is a man called 82 Stavro

27:02

Blofer Felt still alive and where

27:04

can I find him? So Mark

27:06

onto the mafia boss puts in some calls and

27:08

reveals that BlueField is

27:11

still

27:11

alive. He's

27:11

gone to the My Christmas display.

27:15

He's just hanging out there. And

27:17

you'll be able to catch him as well because that line

27:19

is crazy. It's

27:19

alright. It's it's entrancing.

27:22

I just wanna see you Christmas Carol.

27:25

Oh, it's frozen themed. Is it frozen

27:27

this year? I haven't seen it. Anyone of the what's the theme

27:29

this year? Disney. Hundred

27:31

years of Disney. That sounds

27:32

culprit. Doesn't it? Fuck. They got

27:35

82 their fingers everywhere. He's

27:38

not at the 82 Christmas windows. He's living

27:40

somewhere in 82, but

27:43

we he can't be sure where. But that's good enough

27:45

advice, knowing that his old enemy 82

27:47

out there? He's happy to keep

27:49

it searching for him.

27:51

I keep doing 82. I'll kill him eventually.

27:53

Yeah. Can you do something that does? 82

27:55

not that big. So he goes

27:57

out with Tracy 82. They have a great time. Bond

27:59

then heads back to London where he gets

28:02

another tip on blowfields 82.

28:04

Sorry.

28:07

My Swiss accent coming in there.

28:09

From the College of Arms,

28:11

who are the people that rule over titles like

28:14

Barron's and stuff like 82, and they rule

28:16

on family coats of arms

28:18

and British lineage and other

28:20

class based

28:20

bullshit. But Bond goes to the

28:23

College of Arms and gets his ear

28:25

chewed off by a guy who works there and chats to

28:27

him about famous bonds that he

28:29

might be related to He's

28:31

like, oh, you might be related to a

28:33

sir Thomas Bond. Here's his family,

28:35

Chris, the Mot so is the

28:38

world is not enough.

28:39

That's the name of one of the movies. Which later becomes

28:42

a novel one of the movies. I'm not so great,

28:44

Pierce Brosnan, be exciting. It's a bad movie. It's a not

28:46

good one. It's not a good one.

28:47

So anyway, there's a little reference for

28:49

the Bond fans. Naomi, you of course get that

28:51

one? Yeah. Whenever I made that sound, I was like,

28:53

I know why they're doing that across

28:56

82 all. But how the

28:59

man who gives Bond the most valuable information

29:01

about where his enemy is. Is the

29:03

incredibly named a guy called Sable

29:05

Baselisk. Oh, that's great. That's

29:08

very unique. Yeah. That's 82 is one of the

29:10

best names I've ever come across. Why isn't he in the

29:12

movies?

29:12

82 might explain it in a second. It's probably a

29:14

82 life. This is a movie.

29:16

I think they about his character into

29:18

someone else. Oh.

29:19

Which is disappointing. And I think

29:21

those I I think it's bad writing. To write out

29:24

Sable Baselisk who 82 just

29:26

tells Bond that Glow fell. He's over

29:27

there. Yes. Have you checked in this

29:30

cupboard? Has assumed

29:32

82 the time he says he's

29:34

assumed the time of Comte, 82 de

29:37

82. Okay? Bloorville.

29:40

But apparently is

29:42

the French way of saying Bloorville,

29:44

told her. He has contacted the College of

29:46

Arms looking for confirmation on

29:49

his title based on his

29:51

heritage and his arm ask college

29:53

to declare him the reigning

29:55

count. He wants the worker there to help

29:58

prove his rightful claim to the title, and

30:00

he always slip up these guys. They

30:02

they stay in underground, but then they wanna

30:04

confirm their royal title based on their

30:06

French ancestry. Every every

30:08

goddamn 82, those guys. Is,

30:10

you know, a little bit 82, okay. I I

30:13

guess an international mastermind would

30:15

do this. Bond sees sees this

30:17

as his best shot at Blofeld and sable

30:19

82 at advises that Bond should be able to get close

30:21

to his enemy through his

30:23

snobbery and vanity. He

30:25

clearly desperately wants legitimacy through

30:28

his

30:28

title. Wait. So this guy's just

30:30

like, he's like, he's like, 82, if

30:32

you pretend to be someone else from Why is he

30:35

helping him?

30:36

Because James Bond works for the

30:38

British government. Oh,

30:39

okay. Sorry. I forgot. Yeah.

30:41

And this guy's real bad. He's real

30:43

baddy. Okay. Real baddy. Sable Baselist

30:46

tells him that sometimes personal visits

30:48

and physical inspections of applicants are

30:50

needed to prove that they are related to

30:52

an important heritage. For example,

30:54

example, they all might have a similar looking

30:57

nose or the same hereditary

30:59

blood disease or in the case of

31:00

blowfields, portraits of many family members are shown

31:03

to have no earlobes.

31:06

Wait.

31:06

So you're gonna show up and be like, oh, I can

31:08

tell 82 have the same blood disease.

31:10

Yeah. Yeah. You you can I

31:12

look at your ears? Yep. They're also a bit strange.

31:14

Yep. Fantastic. You are

31:16

the rightful count.

31:18

Just gonna go through this freaky checklist for you.

31:21

No. No earlobes, weird nose.

31:23

Yeah. No. Let's check it out. 82 cut

31:26

you? See how you bleed? No. If

31:29

you prick me,

31:29

do I not bleed? So

31:32

the plan is that Bond will assume the identity

31:34

of a real college of arms worker,

31:36

a Scottish man named Sir Hillary

31:39

Bray. He will contact

31:41

Glofell and ask for a personal meeting in

31:43

Switzerland, which needs to be physically face to face.

31:45

And then if he can get

31:47

Blofel to agree to come to a neighboring country

31:49

so that Block Bond can

31:51

kidnap him. John knows

31:53

he'll be too hard to capture in his own

31:55

hideout in Switzerland. So that's

31:57

the plan. M Bond's boss

31:59

approves the plan 82 to put Bluefell of

32:01

these. It's decided that it will be announced that the mission defined

32:04

him operation bedlam

32:06

will be shut down once and

32:08

for all. 82 instead, a new code

32:10

word for the operation, known only to

32:12

an essential handful of senior

32:14

officers, is issued. The new

32:16

super secret operation is

32:18

called Corona. Uh-oh.

32:24

What did Ian Flemming Know. What

32:26

did he know? I'm not a

32:29

guy. So it's

32:32

82 and Bond is hot on the trail,

32:34

and blowout the bad guy through his

32:37

vanity and snobbery takes the

32:39

bait. He agrees to meet with this

32:41

man, so Hillary Bray, whom he doesn't

32:43

know his actually 82 James

32:45

Bond. Have they met before at this point? Are they

32:47

No. I don't think they've ever seen each other face to

32:48

face. Right. But

32:49

also now he's 82 Australian That's

32:52

a good one actually. That's strange. Yeah. Now he's

32:54

Australian pretending to be Scottish. Before,

32:56

82 was a Scottish person pretending to

32:59

be

32:59

English. So

33:00

that's fairly pertain to be British pertain

33:03

to be. Yeah. Yeah.

33:04

Oh my god. This place? My god.

33:06

82 along the way again. So anyways, but

33:09

Von has to do his homework homework so he

33:11

can pass as the expert on titles and family

33:13

trees and all that sort of stuff. Also,

33:15

to avoid suspicion 82 travels

33:17

completely unarmed without any gadgets or

33:19

anyone following him. Without a knife.

33:22

Oh, no knife. Wow. He's not knife

33:24

free. Did he have a

33:25

knife last time? Or was his weapon just saying

33:27

he had a knife? Yeah. That's

33:28

a great point. He's a he's

33:30

a liar. Okay.

33:32

But this 82, you're not even allowed to say

33:34

that you've

33:34

got a moment for security

33:37

purposes. When don't it clean?

33:39

If someone asks you, do you have off, you have to say no.

33:41

Don't run. So he's completely alone

33:43

out there. He flies to Switzerland and is

33:45

picked up by a helicopter that flies him high

33:48

up into Swiss Alps to a

33:50

so called research facility. That's the

33:51

home of chocolate.

33:53

Oh, man.

33:54

What

33:54

about fizzy drinks? 82. He

33:57

flies to a so called research facility where

33:59

the man he suspects 82 being blow

34:01

felt is hiding out. It's

34:03

a place called piz's

34:04

gloria. It's a bit

34:07

of fun.

34:08

It's very remote. When

34:10

does she come in? Was

34:15

he close friend?

34:18

He's Gloria.

34:20

He's Gloria. So this

34:22

this place is

34:25

it's alright. 82 up over you.

34:27

Grow up. It's very remote, but

34:29

it's covered in know and also

34:31

acts as a wealthy resort for

34:34

skiers. You said that was

34:36

such this

34:36

day. Yeah. Why didn't you touch your

34:38

nose? I said, Let's go on it. Yeah. That's

34:40

looks so sussling. It was genuine. It

34:42

was genuine. It was genuine. It was genuine. Wealthy ski

34:45

as if you know what I

34:45

mean. They love a

34:48

bit of know if you

34:50

know what I

34:53

mean? But when

34:55

gets the Hey, man. 82 are you actually scratching your nose? Because

34:57

that was

34:58

crazy. It genuinely wasn't now

35:00

having a genuine drink of my 82. If

35:03

you know what I

35:05

mean? So Bond,

35:08

he gets there. He immediately suspects

35:10

that all of the workers are

35:13

Spectre agents. The waiters, the

35:15

82 structures, the chefs all seem a little

35:18

too tough that he's

35:20

liking. So the guy's

35:22

like lobster and he's like, check out

35:24

the biceps on that man.

35:26

He's no

35:27

waiter. I think that's

35:29

very disrespectful. The service worker

35:32

82 quite frankly. No offense to the book guy around the bar. You've got

35:34

massive guns, I'm sure. Bond

35:40

is greeted by a short angry German

35:43

woman called Erma 82.

35:47

Who? Just getting goes crazy with

35:49

the name. 82. Awesome. Yeah. So much fun. She accesses his guide and the

35:52

intermediary between the count,

35:54

aka Blowfeld, and

35:57

Bond Eggie, So Hilary Bray, who will meet together the

35:59

next day. But before that, he's introduced

36:01

to the ten girls

36:03

who are living the research

36:05

facility. Ugh. Uh-oh. All young

36:06

and attractive British or Irish women. 82. This

36:09

this chapter. Let's

36:12

introduce him. 82 on.

36:15

Come on. Come on.

36:17

This

36:17

chapter is called ten

36:20

gorgeous girls. So

36:23

they are girls, not women.

36:25

According to Plumbing, yeah. Bond

36:27

learns that they all suffer allergies

36:29

or 82 to livestock like

36:31

chickens and 82 else. And they

36:33

all come from farming backgrounds,

36:35

so this is highly inconvenient. They all

36:37

have the same blood

36:40

disease. They

36:42

really they all have weird noses. So

36:44

they've come to this facility for

36:46

treatment after answering ads in the

36:49

news paper and now the mysterious count is curing

36:51

them of their phobias and

36:53

their allergies. The girls are not

36:55

allowed any communication with the outside

36:57

82 Irma 82 the German

37:00

woman frequently reminds them that they're not

37:02

allowed to use any certain names or talk about

37:04

their backgrounds at

37:05

all, especially to this newcomer

37:07

Hilary Bray. Okay? James Bond. Imagine having so much free

37:09

time. You can just be 82, I'm gonna go up to 82 in the

37:11

Swiss Alps to deal with my

37:14

allergy to cows or whatever. Just god. I

37:16

wish I had

37:18

that time.

37:18

By answering and adding in 82 and not being suspicious in

37:21

any way. Oh, you wish

37:23

you were sick? Grow up. I'd

37:29

love to be driving trims. Yeah.

37:31

It's pretty it's

37:34

pretty good. The

37:36

next day, 82 goes

37:38

to meet the counts whom he believes to be blow

37:40

filled. But when the two meet Bond does not recognize

37:42

him as blow filled. He's about the

37:44

same height as he's supposed to be from his file, but looks completely different

37:47

to what's expected. This new

37:49

blofel is much slimmer and

37:51

his face looks incredibly different as

37:53

well. His ears now stick out and 82, he

37:56

has no earlobes

37:58

at all. 82 chopper

38:01

rain. I was in trouble. That guy's

38:04

actually tough.

38:06

Yes. Get 82 Apart

38:09

from his heart, the

38:11

only thing that possibly matches

38:13

his file are his eyes,

38:15

but even there skewed as the man

38:17

he's looking at is wearing green contact lenses, which he 82, which he

38:20

claims, helped with the reflection of the

38:22

sun off

38:24

the snow. 82 eventually,

38:26

Bond takes this as a kind of confirmation

38:28

as it being blow filled because even the best

38:30

plastic surgeons in the world can't really

38:32

change your eyes. So wearing the contact

38:34

lenses 82 seen a sauce

38:36

to bond. He said everything else he could have

38:38

had

38:38

liposuction. He could have had his ears operated

38:40

82, but his eyes.

38:42

He can't do anything

38:44

with eyes. According to Ian Fleming. I don't know if

38:47

you can. Yeah. Bon does a good job

38:49

of staying undercover and 82 Bonfield to let him

38:51

stay to continue his research into his

38:53

background, and Bon 82 Also suggests that it

38:55

would help if Blofield himself accompanied out of Switzerland into

38:57

another country. He's 82 committed to

39:00

this, but he truly believes that Bond is

39:02

so 82 be

39:04

brave. So he's doing good. Have we

39:06

got a week? Everyone only

39:09

82 a stop and be like, he's doing

39:11

a good job. Who's

39:14

bondage. 82 now he just has to convince this guy. To, yeah,

39:16

come with me. To just leave the

39:18

country. Yeah. 82 guy who has

39:20

just has ten girls Yeah.

39:22

Yeah. But he's and he's Bond doesn't

39:24

know what the treatment is yet. They're all very secretive

39:27

about their 82. But Bond is convinced this

39:29

man, he looks nothing like 82 is

39:31

indeed him 82 Spectre trademarks are all

39:34

over the place. Chapter eleven

39:36

is called Death

39:38

For Breakfast. I love

39:40

82. I

39:42

love it. Which is that is that another

39:45

piece, Brosnan

39:46

one? Just think that's cool.

39:48

Yeah. I just love it. It's

39:50

just like, you know, nothing is

39:52

subtle in this book anyway. It's so

39:54

good. One day a man

39:57

apparently suffers an accident when he

39:59

supposedly falls onto a Bob sled track

40:01

and then his body just goes down the

40:03

track. And he dies after he hits seventy miles per

40:05

hour and suffers an awful death and bonds like

40:07

that is classic

40:09

Spectre. Mhmm. Lake 82 cool running at all.

40:11

Yeah. I would say. 82 the opposite of

40:12

that. Yeah. Cool running. Absolutely. And

40:16

he never gonna believe this guy's, but

40:18

Bond gets close to one of

40:20

the ten gorgeous girls.

40:22

What? Her name is

40:23

Ruby, and she has a phobia

40:26

of chickens. Even though her family

40:28

owns a

40:30

chicken farm. One

40:35

day they get talking over their

40:37

their meals. He ponders meals with the

40:40

82. a breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

40:42

And well, she's eating 82,

40:44

and he's amazing. This woman's scared of chicken

40:46

and she's eating chicken. This bloodfelt's

40:49

doing doing amazing work. One day, there's

40:51

a bit of a joke from to in Fleming

40:53

because they talk about all the famous people at the and someone says, look over there,

40:55

that's the famous film star

40:57

Ursula 82, who is

40:59

the first ever James Bond Girl

41:01

and Doctor Noah that had come out the year

41:04

before. So bit of an joke there.

41:06

Classic. Classic

41:08

stuff. Did they explain the breaking

41:10

continuity there that she was in the movie doctor.

41:12

Oh, yeah. They do so. Okay. Good. Plumbing breaks

41:14

it down for anyone who doesn't get the show.

41:16

So in this universe, she was in the movie doctor She was a

41:18

movie doctor. What movie was she in? Mister

41:21

No. 82. Who is even

41:23

better? He's a surgeon.

41:26

So Bond

41:30

gets close to

41:32

82. He remembers he is

41:34

a Hillary Bray. She gets him alone and goes against

41:37

the rules and confesses her surname is

41:39

Windsor. She asked Bond if there's a chance she

41:41

is related to the royal family who also

41:43

wins us. He humes her and says

41:46

yes. And the two kiss, even though he thinks

41:48

there's absolutely no way this woman is related to

41:50

the royal

41:51

family. I mean, she

41:51

has that disorder where she can't sweat.

41:54

Yeah.

41:54

So that's maybe that's related.

41:56

82 don't know. We check we check that box.

42:00

He says, look, when

42:02

I get back, I'll be able to get a full chart of

42:04

your family tree. No worries. I'll send that to you.

42:06

Actually, what are the other 82 of

42:09

all the women here. I'll be able to as a gift, I'll be

42:11

able to give them a family 82 to all of them. Just

42:13

tell me their and where they're from.

42:15

Really just one information about who they are. And

42:17

the Ruby's like, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. And

42:20

Ruby's like, yeah. Sure. I'll tell you all their store names

42:22

and where they're

42:24

from. So Bond, he writes it down, but he

42:26

uses 82 Inc. To discreetly write their names

42:28

on a blank page in a passport. 82

42:31

piss isn't it? I was

42:33

gonna ask you, what what kind of ink

42:35

you're gonna use? It's his.

42:38

Yep. Courts,

42:39

82 hug. You clearly got that

42:40

children's book of a spy movie, a millennial

42:42

kid. Just wanted 82 that

42:45

says He's Gloria or

42:48

whatever. There are this is from the book.

42:50

There are hundreds of secret inks, but there was only

42:52

one available to Bond, the oldest one

42:54

in the

42:55

world, his own urine. Absolutely. Nailed

42:59

it. I

43:01

always thought I'd

43:02

be good at espionage. Oh

43:04

god. So do you think do you think that's the only time

43:06

anyone in this building has

43:08

applauded piss? Or 82 mean,

43:11

probably not honestly. No way.

43:13

There's a company festival venues. Yeah. That's really

43:15

not. In fact, we're

43:17

obligated to applaud piss, and I would tick that

43:19

off now. So thank you so

43:22

much. So he pisses all over his passport and writes down their

43:25

names. Is that is that a street record 82 the

43:28

guys in there? He pisses

43:29

he showers in and

43:32

piss. And the next

43:34

night

43:34

he sneaks out of his room into Ruby's 82

43:36

quietly joins her in her

43:39

bed. 82 can't remember nine, ten names.

43:41

No. He's a spy. And he can't remember nine names.

43:43

Yes. But he can't remember

43:45

how to piss. 82

43:48

he spends the night

43:50

-- Oh my god. -- he spends the night with

43:52

82 in her in her bed, but they fall asleep. And

43:54

at mid on a bell sounds and Ruby rises in

43:56

her bed for what she

43:57

calls, it's only my

44:00

treatment and a slow

44:02

metronome. 82 passive aggressive Yeah. Don't worry about

44:04

it. Oh, I just wanna go do my treatment

44:06

for my phobia. And

44:08

I met I met your home starts playing

44:10

in voice is heard on a speaker.

44:12

It's the counts voice saying, you

44:14

are going to sleep. You

44:16

are as soft and sleepy as a

44:18

chicken in a nest. A dear chicken fluffy

44:21

and cuddly. You would like to

44:23

make pets of all of them. You would like

44:25

them to grow up

44:28

beautiful and strong. You would like no harm to come to them.

44:30

Soon 82 will be going back to your Darling

44:32

chickens. Soon you will be able to look

44:34

after

44:35

them again. Soon, you will be able to help all the chickens

44:37

of England. It's

44:40

super duper weird, but Bond realizes that

44:42

82 is hypnotizing these 82. But

44:46

why

44:46

eye. I mean, to

44:47

help with the chicken, you 82? Yeah. Yeah. That

44:49

was mostly

44:49

chicken. It's seasonally helping. Excuse me. Seasonally

44:53

helping

44:53

this time. Sorry I'm doing something nice for a change ball.

44:56

Maybe you could try that

44:58

ball. But he might have time

45:00

to find out as he hoped because

45:02

the next day bond, again, is a

45:04

meeting with account Aker 82 Lofield, and everything's

45:06

going well until two

45:08

henchmen bring in a man who was trespassing

45:10

on the property. And the man is has

45:12

been beaten up and he

45:14

they the henchmen throw 82 on the floor in front of

45:16

Blofon. So this guy claimed to be a tourist, but

45:18

so he found it found him hiding out 82 the

45:20

chair left 82 to break in. And Blairfield's super suspicious, but

45:23

Bond recognizes the bloody man on

45:25

the floor. That's Felix Leiter. No.

45:27

I'm afraid not. It's a man

45:29

called number two.

45:34

Real name Sean Campbell. Number two is

45:37

much more fun. Yep. Number two

45:39

looks up. He's

45:41

been beaten He's got a bloody face, and

45:44

he

45:44

looks up and he says Cabelle. After every name, you've read out. Alright.

45:46

82 I

45:49

won't touch. Sure. Campbell.

45:52

I've

45:52

got a passport full of pissing. I've got a number two.

45:54

I've got everything I need to bust

45:56

this

45:57

case wide open. Grow

46:00

up.

46:01

Sorry. Sorry there you go, bitch.

46:04

Casting. But Campbell looks up and

46:06

he sees James bond and recognize it when

46:08

he says, thank God, James. Tell

46:10

him it's me. Tell him I'm from Universal

46:12

Export, which is the fake company

46:14

they all pretend to work for. In Zurich, you know, for

46:16

God's sake, James, tell him that I'm okay. But not wanting

46:19

to blow his cover, Bond says,

46:21

I have neither who this

46:23

man is or what he's talking

46:26

about dog. 82 Which

46:28

Bond knows is is basically giving the man

46:30

a death sentence Whoops. Number

46:33

two is taken

46:36

away. Bondi's short. I've

46:38

only slept with one of these

46:40

ten women. By me some time by being

46:42

killed. Well,

46:44

he he's like, I'm sure he's gonna get

46:48

tortured eventually, the truth will come out. How long will

46:50

it take before this man cracks? How

46:52

long will it take before he reveals that I'm

46:54

James

46:54

Bond? It's getting hot. 82

46:57

pretty quickly. He just did. Yeah. Fuck

47:00

you. So it bonds like

47:02

I better find an escape route and

47:04

fast, but

47:06

there's a no storm going on outside. And the only way they escape

47:08

he thinks is

47:10

on skis. So

47:13

he gather supplies. He gets some goggles

47:15

together. He he gets his thickest

47:18

clothes. He puts them all

47:20

on. He makes make shift knuckle dusters by putting his

47:22

Rolex on his on his

47:24

fist. And then

47:26

Hell yeah. Hell

47:28

yeah. And

47:30

at night, he he's

47:31

82 stuff. He's

47:32

dead 82 stuff. He's a normal

47:35

Sunday afternoon. He so he sneaks out

47:37

of his room that night when the snow's on,

47:40

snowstorm, which is what they call them in

47:42

Switzerland. When they it passes,

47:44

and he takes out one of the guards with his

47:46

knuckle dusters. He knocks

47:48

him out. And then he is

47:50

on the radio that they're about to send people

47:52

to take out James Bond in ten minutes, so

47:54

he was only ten minutes away from being

47:56

taken out. He steals some skis from the ski room and

47:58

quietly takes off into the freezing pitch

48:00

black night, but he hasn't skied since he was a

48:02

child. So he's not

48:04

very good.

48:05

And he knows the ski instructors will soon be on his tail,

48:08

and he knows they're coming for him. 82 the ski

48:10

instructors. The ski

48:11

instructors who I assume

48:13

know what they're doing. They're gonna critique my form.

48:16

Yeah. They're

48:16

gonna recommend I go on the bunny slope.

48:18

Yeah. It's gonna be so embarrassing. You

48:21

are not ready for the

48:23

red slope. But flares

48:26

are fired into the air with on

48:28

a parachute which

48:29

lie. 82. I'm just imagining him like, doing

48:31

the like, trying just all

48:33

the way now. But lucky

48:36

he has his

48:38

cuff 82, which he's fashioned in

48:41

82 ninja stars. So they

48:45

fire these lights into

48:47

the sky, these flares to

48:49

light up the 82. They can find

48:51

him and he's

48:51

like, oh, no. But then he he notices they also fire some fireworks into the

48:54

sky, which he thinks

48:56

says cover for the people in

48:58

the town down 82, so they don't think, oh,

49:00

what are these flares all about? And then he

49:02

says, but 82 course, it was

49:04

Christmas

49:05

Eve. Yeah. I got there. Whoa. I

49:08

forgot. And it 82, God

49:10

bless you,

49:11

82 gentlemen, let nothing

49:14

ye, dismay 82. That 82 fucking

49:18

slaps. Do you know

49:20

this? It is

49:22

spooky. So

49:24

Sorry. I really like that. I

49:26

reckon it's bigger than Christmas.

49:29

Bonskays Skays hissed

49:31

an accompanying him as he 82 fast down the

49:34

beautiful snow globe. Why

49:36

82? Well, he'd certainly get himself

49:38

that. Remember, it's

49:40

a Christmas episode, everyone.

49:46

They didn't see

49:50

what? I touched my nose. Oh.

49:51

The podcast should know

49:54

as well. So he

49:56

he skies on 82

49:58

there's no tomorrow into some trees

50:00

because an avalanche starts coming

50:02

after him set off by the actually,

50:06

I missed a bit when they fired a grenade at him

50:08

fired. So they fired a grenade at him. So

50:10

they fired a grenade at him.

50:13

It costs I've got enough. I've got really got to pick up the patient.

50:16

Yeah. Bailey, it starts an avalanche. He

50:18

just gets

50:20

away. And he's on

50:21

his back. He's like, thank God I just got away 82 he

50:24

drinks his flask. I reckon I just should 82 fired

50:26

the grenade at him. They missed. 82,

50:29

can he believe it? And they stopped.

50:31

Should have a grenade launcher instructor on 82

50:33

to instruct the 82 instructions about

50:35

the grenade launcher. So

50:37

he's on his back. He's, like,

50:40

passed out from the Atlanta office. He's,

50:42

like, he grabs his flask and, quote, if he

50:44

ever needed a drink, it was

50:46

now. He He tilted the little fast fly. He's always

50:48

slightly drunk, but now it's time to be extra drunk.

50:50

I cannot tell you how much he drinks in

50:52

this book. Every scene he's

50:54

just drinking. 82 tilted

50:56

the little flask down his throat, emptied it, and

50:58

threw the bottle away. Happy Christmas he

51:01

said to himself. You remember

51:03

it's a Christmas episode. So

51:06

he it feels a little bit like his publisher

51:08

reminded him. It was a Christmas

51:10

book. About about halfway

51:12

through. He's like, oh, jeez. He

51:15

killed the guy in a real

51:15

christmasy way with a

51:18

string of lights or something. I

51:20

don't know. 82 decides

51:23

to hide in a quick so he gets into town, he runs

51:26

away. He decides to hide in a Christmas

51:28

party that's taking place in town, but it's

51:30

fancy dressing doesn't have a 82,

51:32

so the man on the door gives him a black mask

51:34

and says, now you are the

51:36

gangster, the

51:38

spy. Yes. Bond

51:46

goes inside and he's so tired he falls asleep at the party, and someone wakes

51:48

82 up and says, hey, we're counting down to

51:51

Christmas. It's almost

51:51

midnight. And

51:54

he's like, piss off. I'm tired. What did they do in

51:56

Switzerland? Yeah. Yeah. I guess

51:58

so. Like, countdown. And let me know. Let 82

52:01

82 gander. And

52:03

what is Karl Stefanovich

52:06

doing on a

52:08

Swiss Christmas? Then a

52:10

woman comes along and wakes him up,

52:13

82,

52:13

Sabrina. Okay, Sabrina. They

52:16

couldn't

52:17

afford kindness. You're never gonna believe it. It's

52:20

Tracy. The fast driving --

52:22

Tracy. --

52:24

I'm sure. Low

52:26

call references. Low call

52:29

references. Yeah. They love that. They

52:31

love that overseas. They love. So

52:36

Tracy's like, my dad I was worried about you.

52:38

My dad, the gangster told me you 82 somewhere in

52:40

Switzerland in this town. I came to find you

52:42

82 I found you. Let's

52:44

go. I've got the getaway car out the front and then they go another high

52:47

speed getaway and they get away

52:49

from the the trims 82 on

52:52

their tail. Bond gets to a bridge, and there's a sign saying

52:54

bridge this way, don't drive this way.

52:56

And he,

52:58

Coyote, Yo. Yo.

53:00

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

53:02

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

53:04

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

53:06

Arrow over. And then the bad guys accidentally drive off with the bit where there's

53:08

no bridge and they drive off a cliff and

53:11

die. So just like

53:13

in Coyote 82, my

53:16

favorite film. So

53:19

that night, they they

53:22

get to Zurich I spend the night

53:24

in the hotel and this chapter is called

53:26

love for

53:28

breakfast. And

53:31

then this

53:33

is 82 from the book, but

53:35

82 thought hell, I'll never find another

53:37

girl like this

53:39

one. For a variety of reasons, I

53:42

will not explain. She's

53:44

got everything I've ever

53:45

looked for in a woman. She's beautiful in

53:48

bed and out.

53:50

I I was gonna skip over that bit,

53:52

but you made me really do.

53:54

He says she's adventurous, brave

53:56

resourceful. She's exciting always. She seems

53:59

to love

53:59

me. Bon founded his

54:02

son. I

54:03

can't do the same. I have no emotions of

54:05

any kind, but For some

54:07

reason, when she's around, I don't

54:09

82. It's the big black hole inside of

54:12

me. And then bonds founded

54:14

his voice saying those words

54:16

that he had never said in his life before and

54:18

never expected to say, Tracy, I

54:20

love you. Will you marry

54:24

me? The word

54:25

specifically 82, will you marry

54:28

me? Yeah.

54:30

I've asked

54:30

so many people who 82 Tracy.

54:33

I've putting it on my 82 says insert name here when you

54:35

marry me. She

54:36

says yes and now Bond

54:38

and Tracy are engaged. Oh,

54:40

no. Wait. And she's like sort out her

54:43

issues or he just doesn't care about that Nemo. Yeah. In the few days

54:44

since they've seen each other, she seems to

54:47

have sorted it all out. They

54:50

decide they'll get married in a week or so in the in

54:52

the early New Year, but bond us to get

54:54

back to London to report back to his old boss

54:57

m on Christmas

54:59

day. Hey, Amina. Is he is

55:01

he getting double time and a half for Christmas

55:03

day? Of course. Yeah. It's a it's a union

55:05

job, so I imagine. Am is

55:07

a cynical old man and not keen on Christmas,

55:09

but is due to have lunch with an old

55:11

colleague called mister Hammond. M says

55:14

to bond Fred, we've got to go through the Turkey and plump pudding

55:16

routine. Missus Hammond's been

55:18

brooding over her pots and pans for

55:20

82. Damn, sentimental rubbish.

55:24

So Bond Ham and his old friend Hammond go

55:26

into the dining room for lunch and MC something

55:28

he doesn't like, he says, what the hell

55:30

are these 82? don't know. Was a lady.

55:33

In the book Sorry. In this book, it's

55:35

a man. Yeah. I'm so sorry

55:38

everyone. Thank you for the ladies and

55:40

gentlemen. I'm a I'm a 82 dentist.

55:42

Hey, Christmas as well. So Emma says, what the hell are these things doing here?

55:44

He pointed at the center of the table.

55:46

Hammond says, they're Christmas crackers.

55:48

Missus Hammond thought that seeing

55:51

82 you have company, and then

55:53

Emma interrupts her and says, throw them out,

55:55

give them to the school children. I'll go so

55:57

far with missus Hammond, but I'll be

55:59

damned my dining room turned into a

56:02

nursery with Christmas

56:03

crack at the water grid.

56:06

Wow.

56:07

82 old girl. To me. That's

56:10

the only thing

56:10

I can name 82 Judy Dench has done.

56:13

It's by Caga from

56:16

cats. It was also a

56:17

boy.

56:17

It's not crazy. I'm 82 you know.

56:20

Yeah. I'll be quiet for a while,

56:22

probably. Well, I'll tell you that they

56:24

have Chris lunch, including

56:26

Christmas pudding. And they

56:28

have a great

56:28

feast, 82, blah blah blah. So they don't open

56:30

the Christmas crackers. No. He throws them away.

56:33

So they They bring up Christmas crackers, and then

56:35

they don't open the Christmas crackers.

56:36

What's it gonna

56:37

do without the the bloody nail clippers

56:40

that'll break

56:41

up I would have thought Bond

56:43

got most of his jokes out of the Christmas

56:46

82, honestly.

56:48

Yeah. Yeah. That's really his 82. Is

56:51

it? Yeah. Well, they get down to business and

56:53

Bond tells 82 everything about blow failed what's going. He's

56:55

like, he's hypnotizing these women for some reason,

56:58

but I can't put my finger on it. Maybe like Naomi said, he's just doing

57:00

it out of the corners of his own corners of his

57:02

own

57:02

heart, but surely not. Surely.

57:06

82 bloody likely. A represent a

57:09

representative found that editorializing 82 real

57:11

part down. Yeah. That's 82 that's

57:13

my words on his A

57:16

representative from the Ministry of Agriculture called Franklin comes

57:18

82, and I apologize for ruining

57:21

his Christmas. This is mostly 82

57:23

thirty Christmases are in this

57:24

chapter. It's mostly saying people 82 people

57:27

Sorry, Arun, do Christmas. He comes in

57:29

and says, you know what? Britain is going through

57:31

a Turkey short 82 right now. In the couple of months

57:33

before Christmas, three million turkeys have had to be

57:36

killed because of a disease that's been spreading

57:38

amongst them. And then they

57:40

work out that the one woman who

57:42

had left her early from the hypnosis

57:44

program in Switzerland had

57:46

also worked on a Turkey

57:48

farm. And they work out 82 blow

57:50

for is hypnotizing these women to introduce biological

57:52

agents that were spread quickly amongst

57:54

livestock, which were quick

57:57

Operation Corona. Yes. Which

58:00

will quickly kill millions

58:02

of animals and bring Britain's economy to

58:04

its knees. So this whole book is basically

58:06

about killing Turkey's in real 82.

58:09

Bird flu. Yeah. It is.

58:12

Yeah. And then when

58:14

and then when someone says, yeah. He's really

58:16

killed all the turkeys. Emma Mutter's,

58:18

thank

58:18

God. Because he hates turkeys

58:20

in Christmas. What do

58:23

you like him? What what do you

58:25

like? These guys fucking broke.

58:27

Fortunately, piss filled passport

58:30

with all the hypnotized

58:32

women's names on them so he can so they could be

58:34

intercepted as soon as they arrive home on

58:37

British Irish 82, so so so

58:39

caught up. What's the point of killing

58:41

all the 82? So so

58:43

basically, he's gonna try and ruin all

58:45

of the farming in industry 82 the UK and

58:47

And all

58:47

the Christmases. To what creative monopoly on

58:50

Turkey? Yeah. Yeah. Basically, so I

58:51

think it's the ruin the ruin the British economy

58:54

because he's

58:56

a bad bad guy. This is just the porta goldfinger except instead of a

58:58

radioactive gold. He's killing all Killing

59:00

all the time. And then he actually has a secret supply

59:02

of like one million Yeah. And if

59:04

you turkey 82 have to come

59:06

to

59:06

me. 82, that's what I 82 you're just

59:08

saying, he just did it. No. He 82. But it

59:11

doesn't he just introduced poisoning the

59:13

humans. Sorry. No.

59:19

That that 82 would be real operation

59:21

corona. This is the the Turkey based corona.

59:24

Okay? So the

59:26

good news is that bonds got

59:27

all their names. So when they arrive

59:29

home, they're immediately intercepted and put 82 together. So, wait, is the

59:32

Turkey lady different from the chicken lady?

59:34

They're different ladies. They are different

59:36

ladies. Yeah. There's there's some works on a

59:38

cow farm, and then someone works with sheep 82 all

59:40

this sort of stuff. So he's gonna ruin it

59:42

all? Roan it all. And they've been hypnotized to, like,

59:44

get close to the animals and,

59:46

like, spray with

59:47

something. Wow.

59:47

It's not the best James Bond font. I'll give you

59:49

that. I'll give you Plumbing was 82,

59:51

okay, Christmas thing. He's

59:54

gonna this

59:56

room, the Christmas 82. Yeah.

59:58

Turkey ham, whatever. We're

1:00:00

gonna get all the uncles in

1:00:04

To say something a racist or

1:00:06

African title. The

1:00:11

only thing left to do so the the women are gonna be intercepted,

1:00:13

so the the plan will be foiled. But the only thing

1:00:15

left to do is go after Bloafald

1:00:18

himself, which m gives bond permission

1:00:20

to do, but he doesn't wanna go

1:00:22

alone. So he goes back to see Mark

1:00:24

Arndt, the gangster, and

1:00:26

soon to be father-in-law that he met at

1:00:28

the start of the book. Mark aren't just stoked

1:00:30

that Bond's about to marry into the family 82 he's like, whatever

1:00:32

you need 82 he's like, I need some men

1:00:34

to come take out this guy blow felt so

1:00:36

they get into a hell a copter and they go up there to take him 82.

1:00:38

And as soon as they get out, they start firing at

1:00:40

each other with machine guns. But then

1:00:42

Bond sees on the horizon -- It's

1:00:44

dramatic if you ask me, but So

1:00:46

settle down. This is less dramatic on seasonally distance 82 man

1:00:49

clumsy in Bob's lay helmet

1:00:51

and padding running down the

1:00:53

path towards the cable

1:00:55

station. It's blow failed. 82 my

1:00:58

god. He's making a run for it.

1:01:00

And he looks

1:01:01

stupid. Yeah. 82 organized

1:01:04

the ultimate 82 root,

1:01:06

the Bob sled

1:01:07

golfs. Now, this is

1:01:10

cool running. Here we go.

1:01:14

So Bonn runs after him 82 he goes to the

1:01:16

shed where they store all the stuff. He

1:01:18

grabs his own one man's skeleton pop

1:01:20

sled. Union Jack has got a Union Jack on

1:01:22

a propably. Imagine it does. The

1:01:24

parachute. 82, yeah. Yeah. Great. He

1:01:26

82 straight onto the course in hot pursuit, and

1:01:28

he quickly reaches speeds of seventy miles per

1:01:30

hour and he can't slow down and only narrowly stays on the

1:01:32

course over. These are some of the the

1:01:34

corners dead man's leap.

1:01:37

Wizzbank's 82, and the

1:01:40

bone shaker.

1:01:42

He catches up to blow fell

1:01:44

and pulls out his gun and fires,

1:01:47

but blow fell drops a

1:01:50

grenade. It explodes just

1:01:52

as Bond gets near it and he is blown

1:01:54

off the course and only just survives

1:01:57

82

1:01:57

lands on soft snow, but blow failed

1:02:00

gets away. I don't think this

1:02:02

international terrorist would have access to

1:02:04

explosives. It's not a talk 82 my

1:02:06

home. What's he

1:02:06

doing? Apparently, he'd been able to

1:02:09

bring his knife. He he

1:02:11

he yells

1:02:12

at. I'm 82 a knife. Yeah. But

1:02:14

so BlueField gets 82, but

1:02:17

his operation has been foiled. All the

1:02:19

hypnotized women have been detained

1:02:21

and mark on His men take out 82 Blofel's hen

1:02:24

henchmen. Basically, the operations

1:02:26

over. So his enemy's gotten away, but

1:02:28

Bond's got bigger things to worry about. His

1:02:30

wedding, which takes

1:02:32

January the first.

1:02:36

He now gets ten days leave. This is the

1:02:38

end of another chapter of his

1:02:40

duties as Mark Arndt puts

1:02:42

it on her 82 Secret

1:02:43

Service, The Title of the

1:02:46

Book. We love when

1:02:48

they do that. 82

1:02:52

he's got his wedding, but he's so distracted

1:02:54

that he doesn't notice the woman on

1:02:56

the other side of the street, a squad toad

1:02:58

like figure in afrosty, dark,

1:03:02

green, modern

1:03:02

cloak. So someone's following him and he

1:03:05

doesn't notice. I don't remember doing 82.

1:03:09

I squat, hard

1:03:11

like, 82 up.

1:03:14

I body

1:03:17

a small that's what I see.

1:03:19

That's my reality. Because there's

1:03:21

a clinic in Switzerland if you'd

1:03:23

like to pop

1:03:26

over there. So they

1:03:28

get married. It's a lovely day. Mark

1:03:30

82, the father-in-law tries to give bonds the million

1:03:32

pounds in gold. He's like, 82, I'm

1:03:34

gonna be fine. And 82 like,

1:03:37

but my daughter, she's used to the finer you look after her with

1:03:39

your public servant salary? I've been embezzling

1:03:41

from MI six feet

1:03:44

years. But he says that to a man who drives a Bentley and wears a

1:03:46

Rolex. Yeah. He's gonna be fine. So

1:03:48

they get married at some time. 82 give

1:03:52

me one of those fancy gadgeted Rolex as I go down Converters. I

1:03:54

sell it and I say that

1:03:57

I lost it. So

1:04:01

they drive off in Tracy's car. She's driving. It's covered in flowers. It's just

1:04:03

married. They hit the auto 82 with

1:04:05

82 driving and bond kind of notices an open

1:04:08

top of

1:04:10

mezz rady near them, but doesn't think too much of it. Tracy

1:04:12

says, there's a red car coming up

1:04:14

fast behind. Do you want me to lose

1:04:16

him? No, said Bond.

1:04:19

Let him go. We've got all the time

1:04:21

in the world. As

1:04:28

the car drives past, we're never gonna die 82.

1:04:31

We will live forever.

1:04:33

Nothing will spoil this.

1:04:35

Perfect ending

1:04:37

to a book. As the car drives

1:04:39

past, an automatic weapon is fired at

1:04:41

them from the Maserati shattering

1:04:43

the windscreen. Bond looks

1:04:45

over to see Blowfeld and Umer Bond, the

1:04:47

short angry German woman speeding

1:04:50

past. Tracy and

1:04:52

Bon's car crash off the

1:04:54

road and bond passes

1:04:56

out. When he comes to a

1:04:58

German police officer is standing over room and the

1:05:00

wrecked car, Tracy's

1:05:02

face is buried in the ruins of the steering

1:05:04

wheel. That's a quote from the

1:05:06

book. Bonn puts his arm around here

1:05:08

and turns to the officer and says,

1:05:10

it's alright. 82 quite

1:05:12

alright. She's having a

1:05:14

rest. We'll be going

1:05:16

on soon to be

1:05:19

sad. God. Sweated. He says, there's no hurry.

1:05:21

You see? We've got all the

1:05:23

time in the world.

1:05:26

The end Merry Christmas

1:05:30

everyone. Yay. Just

1:05:37

to confirm, he's been married for about eight minutes and then his

1:05:39

wife is dead. 82

1:05:43

do we feel. That's so funny. I because

1:05:46

I didn't again, I'm not a obviously, I'm

1:05:48

an expert on the Bond franchise,

1:05:51

but I think it's cool, the creative ways he comes up with

1:05:53

for James Bond to be a stand up guy, but still be

1:05:56

able to smash as many

1:05:58

women. That's he can.

1:06:00

Yeah. I

1:06:02

I was told her, but then she died eight minutes

1:06:03

in. So Oh, yeah. Okay.

1:06:04

But let me go. What can I do? 82.

1:06:06

I just had bad luck.

1:06:12

Thoughts

1:06:12

feelings made. So do you like that one as a

1:06:14

as a story, as a bond movie? No.

1:06:16

No. 82 pretty good. The movie

1:06:18

as a bunch of surprisingly good action sequences for the nineteen sixties. But Also,

1:06:20

that's one of the obviously, in this case, I had used

1:06:23

the power of my minds -- Yeah. -- to think of those.

1:06:25

There are some great action scenes written

1:06:27

in here. Oh, Karen. There I 82 say. I wish

1:06:30

I've absolutely done justice

1:06:32

to 82 tonight. But I don't

1:06:34

know if I believed. I don't know if I 82

1:06:37

leaved his transition from, you know,

1:06:39

ladies man to to devoted eight minute

1:06:41

husband. I don't

1:06:41

know if I really don't know if

1:06:44

I felt it really, but, you know, it's

1:06:46

okay. You didn't like that.

1:06:47

Maybe maybe in the follow-up. There's more, you know, he has

1:06:49

an emotion. I don't know.

1:06:51

82. Well,

1:06:52

we'll only find we'll find out next year

1:06:55

82 the next year's christy first time.

1:06:57

The only thing left to do is we usually give 82 score

1:06:59

out of five as you've heard it here today.

1:07:01

Naomi, how do you feel

1:07:03

about this is your first James Bond novel. You didn't know they existed

1:07:06

an hour

1:07:06

ago? You did not know that. I'm

1:07:08

gonna give it a two out of

1:07:11

five.

1:07:11

Okay. You loved it.

1:07:14

Are they fair enough?

1:07:16

Two out of five? It's fine.

1:07:18

Line. You know, I thought you did a great job. Appreciate

1:07:20

that. Thank you. 82 which is obviously

1:07:22

reflected in your 82

1:07:27

Fair enough. Two out of 82. Mason. How do you feel like I'm gonna

1:07:29

give it four out of five just because that one guy's

1:07:31

name was like sable bass alisk or whatever.

1:07:33

I think that's So that's where

1:07:36

Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:36

Such a great

1:07:37

Easier to, please. Yeah. I'm gonna wait

1:07:39

wizzy spin off movie. Give me that give me that

1:07:41

movie. It's coming anytime. It's called Chidi

1:07:43

82 Bank Bank. 82 gonna

1:07:46

give I'm also gonna give you the four out of five. It's an

1:07:48

enjoyable 82. Like, the action sequences are great. There

1:07:50

is 82, like, a lot of times when

1:07:52

you're, like, 82 out loud. Like, as

1:07:54

you were here today, the bit star red out, you're Jesus. Oh, he's

1:07:57

watched dead. 82 sounds

1:08:00

like selling written by a teenager.

1:08:02

Yeah. And then he and

1:08:04

then he wouldn't kinda drink any shit.

1:08:07

Happy Christmas. And

1:08:09

then he eats 82

1:08:10

cool. Rolex to punch a guy in

1:08:13

the face who's 82 jacked but pretending

1:08:15

you wasn't. But but if you go

1:08:17

into it expecting that because I've seen

1:08:19

all the movies I 82 to be a bit, you know,

1:08:21

a bit nappy. It's it's funny. The action sequences are cool. I mean, the the plot line of

1:08:23

China poison all the turkeys isn't the best one. But

1:08:25

it was his tenth go by that

1:08:27

point. 82 know, 82. That's

1:08:30

what he foiled. Yeah. I mean, that's insane.

1:08:32

That's

1:08:33

not even satisfying. 82 not like, well, you

1:08:35

know, at least we at

1:08:37

least we save the turkeys. So

1:08:40

a two or four and a four. I'm

1:08:42

gonna ask you our live studio studio audience.

1:08:44

Fantastic. Our live audience here

1:08:46

today at the European beer cafe

1:08:49

to 82 me round of 82. What

1:08:51

you Give round We was what? out of five.

1:08:56

Fair enough. Two out of

1:08:58

five. You grew with Naomi. Three out of five. Sable

1:09:03

Basalisk. Yeah. Sable 82 three

1:09:05

slightly

1:09:06

got 82 four out of five. Well, I feel like a few people been

1:09:08

saving themselves for this moment.

1:09:10

Five out of five have

1:09:13

me one. Yeah. Is that Josh? That's Josh. That was out

1:09:15

of pity. Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:18

Thank you. Appreciate that. This

1:09:22

is his this is his second narrative after big stan

1:09:24

he's like, he's got some big stan

1:09:26

82 to it and I like. So

1:09:29

that brings to the end of

1:09:30

the episode for the people here and for the people at home. Nick Mason working people find you.

1:09:32

I've got a podcast called the

1:09:35

weekly planet where we sometimes 82

1:09:38

James Bond 82, but, like -- Yeah. --

1:09:40

you do. You have a bit of fun. You do talk a

1:09:42

lot about a lot of bond stuff, so that's oh,

1:09:44

I won't chat up about it. People

1:09:46

like, Shut up. Stop doing the podcast. It's bad,

1:09:48

actually. But we

1:09:49

won't. Out of spite. Fantastic. And

1:09:51

Naomi, where

1:09:51

can people find

1:09:52

you? You got stuff coming

1:09:54

82. On 82, on Instagram, and

1:09:57

I'm doing a show called Gamey Gamey Game on YouTube

1:09:59

and Twitch. We gotta Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. Our our

1:10:02

Christmas episode next to

1:10:04

the streams

1:10:06

on Friday and then the episodes go up on Monday.

1:10:09

So Do you like that? No.

1:10:11

Quick moves

1:10:11

get up. I

1:10:13

think it makes a name again. Fantastic.

1:10:16

That is the end

1:10:18

of the episode. I always

1:10:20

say at the end, if please join me

1:10:22

with me. I always say books forever.

1:10:24

Wanna join it with me. 82

1:10:27

thanks so much. Merry Christmas, everyone. And as I always say, books forever. Thanks

1:10:30

so much for me.