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Welcome to bookkeeping, The Book Club podcast.
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Well, I've read the book, so you don't have to. My
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name is Dave Wonkey, and on each episode of
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this show, we look. One of the classics. And it's
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not just me looking at a classic live in London
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today. Could you please open the stage to my
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special guests this week. It's Matt Stewart
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and Phil Wellington. Fail.
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You're gonna be a cheese man. I
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just have a nice jacket. I just have a nice jacket.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, everybody. That's
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pretty strong. I'm very good. It's
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a bit sympathetic, but
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oh, the claim this is what matters. Love
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to be here. Thank you so much for having me. Thanks so much
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for being here in We don't usually
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do these latches in arm chairs. How do you
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feel about this
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furniture? This is just this is just
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for the British Lane. You
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Yeah. That we flew these
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over. It was
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very expensive. Oh, yeah. Lovely.
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Yeah. I might probably nod off.
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Yeah. It's too comfortable. Honestly, I am worried
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about you nodding off in that shit. What
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do you what do you call these? Like a baby Chesterfield
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or something?
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No. I'm just
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trying to say I'm like a new something there. No.
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That that was impressive. I think it was impressed.
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I think that that that was incredibly impressive. People
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going, oh, wow. And that's more privileged
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than we thought. He knows about
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different types of live a trend has
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really done damages every man per se.
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Now, this is a podcast. It's it's about books.
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Oh, fuck.
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I did not know. Now
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whenever I have a guest for the first time on the show, I usually
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ask them if they're much of a reader or if you ever
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been much read on your life to the start of the show basically.
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Because when I was a kid, I read a lot, but then
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I really dropped off for a good couple of decades
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there. But I've come back in strong
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with podcast about books that forces me to
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read now. So that's that's my
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tactic. But you're much of a reader? Yeah.
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III hated it as a kid. I didn't really
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read. As a child, which
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is weird because I was nerdy, but like
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not book nerdy. I was like video
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game nerd. Yeah. I was like video game with
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professional wrestling nerd. Which
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is the opposite of reading. The firm
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WWE is the opposite of reading. And
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then sort of, like, started reading
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in my teen's Dan Brown novels.
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And I thought, yeah, some brown heads in.
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Yeah. This is literature.
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And like I read like all of them digital
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fortress, that's actually the best.
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Yes. A fortress head in. Yeah.
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You're getting nature and nature out there. Yeah.
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I went like deep on, like, deep guys. And then I went
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to university. And I got and
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I and read a few more other novels,
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and I got I tried to catch up on my my
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my literature gap. And
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then I I and then Danbury wrote the
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lost symbol. Mhmm. And I was
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I was like, oh, yeah. Dan's got a new
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book app. And got it and I couldn't
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get through, like, five pages. It was
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atrocious. I was like, did I
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enjoy this? So that's
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my that's been my my journey. Yeah.
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And and I now mainly read, do you know
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Twitter? I've
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heard of that. Some pretty wild stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's gotten better lately, isn't it? Now,
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I actually think it's gotten better recently.
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Yeah. Now I'm
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very problematic. Yeah. Now we're a good
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girl. Yeah. I can show. That's alright. We
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can say what we wanted to say.
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And as far as that book check pod okay. Fantastic.
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Some really hotcakes about books them all. Who's
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that damn browns that illusionist
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guy, right, who makes you Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
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It's amazing. At the end of the book, you
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have his thoughts in your
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hands. Yeah. The whole story
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is in your Whoa. I don't know how it does.
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How do you know it? Well,
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this week, we're going a bit further back
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than Dan Brown. We're going all the way back
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to the invisible man
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by h g wells. Oh,
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thank you. Would you
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have done that no matter what I said? You
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would have. Think we're doing an impression
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of the invisible man. So
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people suggest that I do this film, and this one's been
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suggested by Garrett Mitchell from
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Pennsylvania. He went
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tonight. Now we
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got a car from Massachusetts, John
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O'Sullivan from Ireland, there's a chance.
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Was that a wow. A
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small dog was kicked up in the back there.
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Sarah from Australia, Jeremy
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Webb from
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Melbourne, You
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said he was in? We know
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him. So I do think it is. And
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finally, From Mildura
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Australia, Lord Loewen Joseph's.
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What the hell? From Mildura
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from Australia. Yeah. Hello. It's Lord
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Loewen. Oh. Wow.
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Georgia. It's
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like a it's like a country town that
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grows oranges. They
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get a load there. Lord Lord
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of the oranges. Yeah. Yeah. But
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what I have ascertain by reading
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that back, we've picked from US Ireland and Australia.
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No one from the UK wanted me to cover this.
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So Sorry, but I've chosen
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it. Is it an English book? It very
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much is. Yeah. It's a London
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book. Oh, that's where we are. We are.
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Yes. Actually, a lot better than
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Not many. Not many. Not
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many. Not an international town. Yeah.
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Alright. Are you either of you familiar
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with the invisible man before we kick it off?
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I I'm not I'm not I'm not visible.
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So I'm gonna find my heart to relay. Yeah. Sorry.
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But then Actually,
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this is my self
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representing. Yes. Oh, wow.
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That's a modern man. I feel invisible,
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you know. What
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about us? That's
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why mister Musk has taken over to
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to make us visible, like, the father
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giving us a voice. I
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wasn't really aware of it as a book. I was aware of
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it slightly as an old horror movie,
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the invisible man. Right? Because I guess it got turned in a
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horror movie. But I was kinda strange that it was a horror
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movie. It didn't seem That's
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scary to me. And then I realized I think I
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was imagining the film the invisible man from the perspective
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of the invisible man. And I
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think because I'm deep down just such a perv.
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I was like, that doesn't sound like a horror movie. That just
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sounds like the best day of your life.
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And then realize I was from the perspective of
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right. Yeah.
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For the business being being served on, being
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served on here. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. So
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I'm not yeah. Yeah. But I'm interested to see
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when it comes because the a t world's he's like all
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the world's in that in
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it. Absolutely. Yeah. In
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it.
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Oh, that's great. Is that a London? That's
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London. Is that Yeah. I just want just want to worry.
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That's London. I'm trying
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to make it, like, believable that you guys are in London,
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man. Yeah. I finally listened to this. Say what,
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Gazer? Too
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ripe. Is that is that London?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's heaps
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London. Yeah. Heaps London. Yeah. I
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saw a movie last year called The
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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Mhmm.
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And there wasn't the Invisible Man in
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it, but there was an invisible man man because
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I couldn't get the copyright, apparently. So
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the only copyrighted primary visible man
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is the definite article. Yes.
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That's a terrible lie. That's what I do.
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So in this story, I think the actual
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invisible man, whatever his name is, he's
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dead. And this new guy
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found his serum. And now he's
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just an invisible
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man. It's a great movie.
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I I think it's they would not like it, but a little
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as far Is that
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the one that's shown that's not the strong Connery in
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it?
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Yeah. I think it's his last ever film.
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Is it? That
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is that cannot
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be true.
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So he didn't make it. I mean, it made me feel like the last twenty
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years of his life. Yeah. He retired.
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Is he true? It was his true. Yes.
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No. I think
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it was it was so bad that he quit
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cinema. And
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you liked it. I thought, well, I went into
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it hearing that it sucked and I'm
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like, oh, this doesn't suck that much. Which
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is good enough for me. There
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you go. Alright, the invisible man. It's
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a science fiction novel by h g wells.
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Originally serialized in magazine form in
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eighteen ninety seven, HG
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Wells or Herbert George
9:21
Wells. Eight eight ninety seven. I see the
9:24
VFL football. Sorry,
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Philly.
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Matt likes to intro men. With boring
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facts a lot. Right. I say about
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What would be bored by that side?
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Still more confused. What
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does it mean? The VSL. Yeah.
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It's what the Australian football league. I thought it
9:40
was a NFL. Oh, a NFL is a football
9:42
football. Yeah. I know. It's AAA
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VFL became the NFL in nineteen
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ninety, but it began in eighteen ninety
9:49
seven as the
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VFL, Victorian football league.
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Oh. Yes. It's up. Or are
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you thinking that? No. That's I didn't just say, yeah. It's
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it's best just to not ask questions. Herman
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George Wells was born in Bromley in
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Greater London. In
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eighteen sixty six, and he died in
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nineteen forty six at his
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home, which overlooked Regents
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Park, which is right there.
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That's nice. It's impressive. He
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wrote more than fifty novels, which is
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a lot a dozen fifty
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novels. Too many. Yeah. Yeah.
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I think after forty, they're not good anymore.
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Yeah. They can't they can't be all good, Kevin.
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I was like like in a strailer if
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you said, oh, this famous thing happened here,
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everyone would be like, fucking hell, really? In
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London, they're like, yeah. Yeah.
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Of
10:34
course, something important happen every fucking
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five meters. Yeah. Doesn't
10:38
matter. No one cares. Yeah. You can't lift your
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foot up without seeing one of those blue plaques. That
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says, like, alright. Chris had a sheet here in
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nineteen ninety one. Oh, great. This
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is Chris. They're here. You're obsessed with
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this part. I
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love those parks. I said fifty
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novels, dozens of short stories including, as you said,
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the War of the World, the Ireland of Doctor Moreau,
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the Time Machine which I've done on the port
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before, and the invisible man which has led him
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to be dubbed the father of science fiction.
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The one thing I didn't know is he was a diabetic
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and cofounder, the charity, the Diabetic
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Association known today as Diabetes
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UK. Here
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you go. What you go? As
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to the invisible man, the work has been the basis
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for many adaptations across mediums, and the
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main character whom we shall soon meet has been commonly
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referenced in popular culture.
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As an invisible man. And
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we always start with the opening line
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to paint the the scene with a bit
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of Herbert George Welles is writing
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here. Chapter one is called. Who's
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Herbert
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George Welles? Sorry.
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You might know him as AHG wells.
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Yeah.
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H g -- Yes. -- twelve h
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g.
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That's another neatest thing. Alright. Chapter
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one, the strange man's arrival
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strange or strange? No.
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Just strange.
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Strange. Just Yeah. He's an estranged man.
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Yeah. That's an estranged. Yeah. She left
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me. This
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is the opening line. The on opening few
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launches. The stranger came early in February,
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one wintry day through a biting
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wind and a driving snow the
12:12
last snowfall of the year over the
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down walking from Bramblehurst railway
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station and carrying a little black Portman
12:19
toe in his thickly gloved
12:21
hand. He was wrapped
12:23
up from head to foot and the brim of his soft
12:25
felt hat hit every inch of his face,
12:27
but the shiny tip of his nose The
12:29
snow had piled itself against his shoulders
12:32
and chest and added a white crest
12:34
to the burden that he
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carried. Wow. And
12:38
we're
12:38
heading for words early, doesn't he?
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This is good. This is good stuff you're in.
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But
12:43
yeah. You're in. I'm a herbie. I really wanna
12:45
know what happens to this shiny nose.
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Oh. I'm gonna talk about this
12:50
nose. Right. That's one of the main
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characters. Ameroff,
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we've just met as our unmet
12:57
unnamed main character there referenced by the narrator
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as the stranger. You're
13:02
sister riding a snowstorm at the at the
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coach in horses, which is an
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in slash bar in I Ping.
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Iping. You're
13:12
shitting me. I
13:14
literally downloaded an audiobook read
13:17
by an English person just to hear that
13:19
word, and he said Iping. How
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how are you spelling IIPING?
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Is that I ping?
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I've never heard of I that that place.
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Maybe it's made
13:28
of. When
13:30
you when you spelt it, the crowd
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moment.
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Yeah. That's what I mean. Little
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conversations broke out everywhere. Yeah. It's amazing.
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When people fall, you you meant tapping.
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Mean, there was just there's fury and
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you could feel it. I thought you could feel the anger.
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I thought it was acting. But then when you said IPI
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and JI Roman, alright. We missed judge
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today. We thank you.
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Thank you. That cost me an audible credit. So
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Are we told? We're told that
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he staggers in more dead than alive
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and yells, a fire in the name of humanity
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and
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charity, a room and a fire.
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Good stuff. In the in the name of what?
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And humanity humanity and charity. That's
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a nice way to enter a hotel, isn't it?
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When I enter Premier Inn in the name of
14:17
humanity, I
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want something on the top floor,
14:21
please. And the name
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of all that is Reint and
14:24
Holy. Yes, sir. Please
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be shot to your current country. It's very reasonable.
14:29
Sounds like you just say in the Hindenburg down.
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Oh, the humanity of fire. There
14:37
you go. So
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yeah. He was I thought he was saying there was
14:42
a fire, but he just wanted a heater base. He
14:44
wants he's cold.
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Yep. Yep. Because it yeah.
14:47
Right. This is the guy with the nose. This is
14:49
the nose man. Yeah. We have had
14:51
one character so far. But
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he's another one. Hard to keep up. Yeah.
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He's another one that actually waves
15:01
the wild way.
15:02
But who is he talking about? Here's
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missus Hall, the owner, who gives the man a
15:07
room despite the fact he looks quite strange,
15:09
being covered from her 88 with only a shiny
15:12
nose showing. He's wearing a hat
15:14
in large spectacles with side glasses
15:16
that make him look like he's basically wearing goggles.
15:19
But she welcomes him in because he doesn't haggle
15:22
about price. He just wants the room and she
15:24
wants his cash. Once he offers
15:26
to take his coat off that he refuses and instead
15:28
stands dripping, melting snow all
15:31
over the
15:31
fireplace, which she worries might
15:33
cause rust. Why
15:36
don't you have for that? So that the
15:38
stakes start pretty low in this book.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's dances a
15:42
rust. Yeah. She's like, oh, no. I was gonna
15:44
cause a bit of rust. She
15:47
is shocked when he does remove his hat because
15:49
she sees that, quote, All his
15:51
forehead above his blue glasses was covered
15:53
by a white bandage and another
15:56
covered his ears, leaving not a scrap
15:58
of his face exposed accepting only
16:00
his pink, peaked nose. Wow.
16:03
So he's wrapped up in bandages this man,
16:05
but he's got a nose sticking out. And
16:08
when he eats, he covers his mouth of the napkin,
16:10
which I think is just polite, but she thinks it's
16:12
weird. I think I would say he's through the nose. He's
16:14
just like, just snorts everything.
16:17
Do you have anything for dinner and is it
16:19
in powder form?
16:23
Speak in London isn't at that door. People
16:29
I mean, especially in bathrooms, people always have been
16:31
in bathrooms.
16:34
She assumes that this man's been in an accident
16:36
and tries to sort of ask him about it, but he
16:38
totally shuts her down and clearly doesn't wanna
16:40
chat. To be
16:42
honest, he's a bit rude, bit rude.
16:44
The only thing he really communicates to missus Hall
16:46
is that he's desperate to have his bags delivered
16:48
from a nearby train station, he tells
16:51
her, I should explain. When
16:53
I was really too cold and fatigued to
16:55
to do
16:55
before, that I am an experimental
16:58
investigator. Oh.
17:01
And I'd hear that and have a lot of follow-up questions.
17:04
But missus Hall says, indeed, sir,
17:08
and she is quite much impressed. In
17:12
fact, when other people in the town ask missus Hall
17:14
about her guest of what he does for a living, she says,
17:16
oh yeah, he's an experimental investigator. And
17:18
this is quote from the book. When asked what
17:20
an experimental investigator was, she
17:22
would say with a touch of superiority that
17:24
most educated people knew such things as
17:26
that. And with us explained that
17:28
he discovered things. So
17:31
she's got no idea what he
17:32
does, but she's like, yeah, I know.
17:34
Why don't you tell me what you think he does?
17:37
Yeah. I say when someone asked me
17:39
what Bitcoin is. I'm like,
17:41
if you were clever, you'd already know. Yeah.
17:44
I'm not gonna debase myself by explaining
17:46
this to you. Can you explain it to me?
17:48
Oh, it's about like a blockchain and
17:51
you buy a picture of a
17:53
shrimp and and
17:55
then you become very rich or very
17:57
poor.
17:58
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no middle ground anymore,
18:00
sir. The stranger tells missus Hall
18:02
that came to town to be alone to carry
18:04
out more of his work. But missus Hall
18:06
doesn't really take a hint while and she calls in a guy
18:09
called Teddy Humphrey, who has a job
18:11
I've never heard of before, but maybe in England this
18:13
is a big job. It sounds pretty
18:14
English. Rat Catcher.
18:19
Any any guesses Phil? Well, he might do an English
18:21
standing job that's caught my fancy. Oh,
18:26
is it a a chin
18:28
a chimney land or a
18:33
a carriage plan I'll submit that. Honestly,
18:36
you are in the right ballpark. Teddy
18:38
Humphrey is a clock jobber.
18:41
Okay. Right? Which I'm gonna hear.
18:44
I love a good talk job. Take your time.
18:46
Take your own personal talk job.
18:51
She calls around the clock jobber who apparently repairs
18:54
and maintains clocks. And
18:56
she sends in this clock jobber into
19:00
the strangest room to have a look at his
19:02
clock, but really she wants him to go in there and
19:04
ask him to get him talking about what
19:06
he's what he's what
19:06
he's, you know, therefore, but
19:09
he totally shuts the clock job it
19:11
down as well. Well, so so so
19:13
so the the the so the maintenance
19:15
of the hotel has sent in a
19:17
clock jobber -- Yep. -- into the
19:19
bandaged men, the strangers room -- Yep.
19:21
-- in the hopes that he's off, he'll get the
19:24
down the the
19:25
tea, the down low on white. She's
19:27
like, you're you've got the gift of the gab. You'll get him
19:29
talking. You're a clock jobber, and
19:32
he can't jump drop his
19:33
clock. He he he
19:35
basically gets kicked out of the room. It's
19:38
it feels like they're building up the suspense
19:40
so that we don't know what's going
19:42
on, but the name of the book the invisible man.
19:45
Yeah. That
19:47
is only
19:49
part of the second half of the story, Matt.
19:51
The first half is a completely unrelated story.
19:54
The first half is called the bandage, ma'am.
19:57
It's very different, very different. So the
19:59
bandage or invisible man's bag
20:01
soon arrives and it contains all sorts of peculiar
20:03
things for science experiments including bottles
20:05
of powders, London. Different
20:08
colored liquids of all sizes, and summer
20:11
even labeled poison. Right.
20:14
So the landlord is like, this is a bit old.
20:16
And for many months, he locks himself away
20:18
in his room to carry out experiments. He doesn't go
20:21
to church or communicate with anyone in the
20:23
outside world. Sometimes missus
20:25
Hall hears bottles smashing and when she
20:27
expresses concern, he
20:29
says, just add it to my bill if there's
20:31
any damage. Just leave me alone. Don't worry about
20:33
it. Right. She's
20:35
she's a bit worried. She walks in to give him
20:38
dinner one day without knocking and
20:40
looks at he looks at her and when she thinks
20:42
and I'm sorry. He looks at her and she
20:45
thinks he seems to have very shallow eye
20:47
sockets, which is weird
20:49
thing to notice about someone where
20:51
she thinks he has cello. Yeah. She walks in and goes,
20:53
oh, I've got your soup. Oh, you've got cello
20:55
iron. And
20:58
one of that satisfied curiosity. Yeah.
21:00
It'll nugget. Yeah. Just look. Oh. And then
21:02
he immediately puts his glasses back on as she
21:04
goes, I must have been seeing things. There's no way.
21:06
He's got shallow eye sockets. That
21:08
would be weird. This lady is a bit
21:10
nosy. I mean, I know I know he's
21:13
he's a bit weird and creepy, but feels a bit
21:15
unprofessional how much he's trying to
21:17
invade her her guests' private space.
21:19
Yes. Totally. In her in her defense, he's
21:21
also a bit nosy because that's That's
21:25
really all they're resolving. Yes.
21:30
Hey. Well, that's the kind of thing
21:32
you like. Is it? That
21:35
felt
21:35
right.
21:40
So the whole town started gossip about
21:42
the still unnamed stranger. He certainly
21:44
is a bit of a strange
21:45
guy. I mean, he's not even going to church.
21:48
Alarm bells.
21:50
There's all these theories about him being a criminal,
21:52
laying low, all sorts of stuff.
21:54
The local town doctor doctor
21:56
Kasse, Oh. Doctor
21:59
Cass. Yeah. Don't get him on a bad day. Just
22:01
insult you the second you all. Yeah. We
22:03
get stupid leg. Fucking
22:06
tons of liners. But
22:12
he's also very nosy. He's curious and
22:14
goes to meet the stranger for himself. We
22:16
don't hear what is said, but we do know
22:18
doctor Kuske runs out of the room in
22:20
terror. Apparently, while speaking
22:23
with the stranger, His his
22:25
hand had revealed that his sleeve was open
22:28
but completely empty, so he was just speculating
22:30
with an open sleeve. Where
22:32
is this going? Who
22:35
is this stranger? What an hour?
22:37
I'm so so many questions. Dr.
22:39
Cus could see all the way down the open sleeve, but there
22:41
was nothing in it, but it was open.
22:44
And when Dr. Cus expressed concerned about
22:46
the stranger having an empty sleeve before his very
22:49
eyes, the stranger said, empty?
22:51
It's an empty sleeve. Is it? You
22:54
say it's an empty sleeve. It
22:59
sounds like he's padding for something. He
23:02
then lifted the sleeve up and moved it
23:04
close to the doctor's face. And what
23:06
felt like a
23:06
finger? He couldn't see it, tapped
23:08
him on his nose. So he basically
23:11
just burps the doctor on his
23:12
own. And then
23:14
the doctor ran away terrified. And
23:17
that's not the only weird thing that happens in town,
23:20
guys. Soon the local vicar and
23:22
his wife awoke to the sounds of their vicarage
23:24
being burgled in the middle of the night, but
23:26
the weirdest thing is when they go downstairs,
23:29
There's no one in the room.
23:32
What is going on here?
23:34
Just a floating nose. Yes.
23:39
Look at that morning, missus Hall decides to
23:41
kick out the stranger, partly because he's
23:43
weird, but mostly because he
23:46
hasn't paid his bill for ages. So
23:49
she invites the blacksmith over to change
23:51
the locks when she sees him out of the room one
23:53
day, which is pretty drastic. Step.
23:57
But the weirdest thing is the stranger walks out
23:59
of the room as they start to change the
24:01
look. The same room that moments
24:03
earlier was empty. I'm
24:06
trying to get my head off my nose. Let's
24:08
see. What is happening? What
24:11
on earth is going
24:12
on? You're never going to believe the sweet reveal
24:14
was coming up.
24:17
The stranger then offers misses
24:19
Hall money, which she's suspicious about because
24:21
earlier, didn't seem to have any
24:23
at all. Where did he get the money
24:25
from? Is he the thief? But
24:28
the room was out tea. It
24:31
all builds to a head on wet Monday, a
24:33
Christian holiday. And to
24:35
set the scene, we have what I Believe
24:38
is the most English paragraph I've ever
24:40
come across. And being English,
24:42
I was wondering, Phil, if you could possibly bring
24:44
this scene to life for
24:46
us.
24:46
Before we get into it, is with Monday still
24:48
celebrated?
24:49
Oh, yeah. It's a big it's a big deal.
24:52
Yeah. Everyone gets fucking wanker.
24:55
I don't know where Monday. Yeah. Oh,
24:57
it's crazy, man. So
25:00
this this is actually check before you
25:02
can read, hon? Yeah. So
25:04
we've got to check with the wrong
25:06
assumption, but I'll
25:08
try. Okay. So this the the this is the most
25:10
English paragraph.
25:11
Yeah. But Steve, you think it's to me, it seemed
25:13
very very English. This is it seemed for wit Monday for
25:15
the next part of the story.
25:17
It was the finest of all possible with
25:19
Mondays. And down the village
25:21
street stood a row of nearly a dozen
25:23
booths A shooting gallery and
25:25
on the grass by the Forge were three
25:27
yellow and chocolate wagons and some picturesque
25:30
strangers of both sexes putting up a
25:32
coconut shy. I'll
25:36
give you a Put them in this one bit more. Yes. I'm a bit
25:38
more. Yeah. Yeah. Okay? The gentleman
25:41
wore blue jerseys, the ladies,
25:43
white aprons, and white fashionable hats
25:45
with heavy plumes. Wodger
25:48
of it's
25:50
the name Wodger. Wodger
25:53
of the purple horn
25:56
A purple foreign is in quotation marks here. Watch
25:58
out of the purple foreign and mister
26:01
Jaegers. Why how old
26:02
is Oh,
26:04
well, this is McJancas. Watch
26:07
out of the purple foreign and and mister Shankas,
26:09
the cobbler, who also sold
26:11
old selco who also sold
26:13
old secondhand ordinary bicycles.
26:20
Was stretching a string of union jacks
26:22
and royal enzymes, which had
26:24
originally celebrated the first Victorian Jubilee
26:26
across the road.
26:28
Yeah. That's pretty English. Yeah. So
26:31
I think for some reason secondhand ordinary
26:33
bicycles is the most English accent that
26:36
you've so angry. But I think the stuff
26:38
got there.
26:41
I I needed to hear that.
26:43
Yeah. Yeah. Cobbler is also that's
26:46
gonna be maybe the most English job. What
26:48
does it mean? Cobbler's shoes in
26:50
it. Right. Yeah. I
26:52
had a I had a lovely couple of put these together.
26:56
Oh. His his name's Nigel, so just listen
26:58
to again,
26:58
Oliver.
27:02
So now we've set the scene this week Monday. And
27:04
on this day, many of the town are in the horse and
27:06
stables where the stranger's been staying, including
27:09
the incredibly named local village constable
27:11
mister Bobby
27:13
Jeffers. And
27:16
led by mister Bobby Jeffers, they confront this
27:18
first of all named Bobby. Yeah. Come
27:20
on. That's a bear
27:23
on the
27:23
nose. No. No. No. No. No. This
27:25
is
27:25
this is Such a nosy book. Yeah.
27:29
Miles, well, not as much fair enough as I was having
27:31
yeah. No. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. So
27:35
led by Bobby Jeff as the local constable that
27:37
confront the stranger over the robbery of the victory,
27:40
cornered and frustrated the stranger says,
27:42
quote, you don't understand who I am
27:44
or what I am. I'll show you
27:46
by heaven. I'll show you
27:49
then he put his open palm over his
27:51
face and withdrew it, the center
27:53
of his face became a black
27:56
cavity. That's
27:58
right. He's an invisible man.
28:03
You called the title of the
28:05
book wasn't just a coincidence. Double
28:08
bluff. They got
28:09
me. They got you.
28:11
What is that a is that what a double bluff is?
28:13
Yeah. I mean so. Yeah. Sure. Everyone
28:16
freaks out and Bobby Jeff is the constable who
28:18
goes to arrest the stranger
28:20
over the robbery. In fact, most of the bar
28:22
begin to descend on him. He
28:25
says, okay. Okay. I'll What
28:29
is the charge? What's the charge? Being
28:32
invisible, a succulent invisible man.
28:38
Do you know the succulent Chinese meal man?
28:40
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I
28:47
get it. Yeah. I'm so glad you
28:49
know it
28:49
because I know I was trying to so ugly. It's
28:51
so funny. Like, Chinese food is great,
28:53
but succulent just does not apply to any
28:56
Chinese food. None of it is succulent.
28:58
It's all good. But in Australia, it
29:00
is. Yeah. It is so cute. Health stuff
29:03
is truly succulent. He
29:06
says, okay. I'll give up. I'll give up.
29:09
But then he just starts stripping off his clothes.
29:13
Get naked. Always a good tactic
29:15
to stop a fight. Get naked. That
29:18
isn't that isn't a classic move. You see
29:20
that lot outside of Publight at night?
29:22
There's a fight. One guy will always take your
29:24
shirt
29:24
off. Yeah. You
29:27
don't have
29:27
that hit? Only
29:29
on Wed Mondays. Yeah.
29:32
I don't never know what quite what the logic
29:34
is there. Did he say that
29:36
happened? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So come on then. I think
29:39
I don't know what it is. I think it's just to show that
29:41
you you're physically active or that you're doing
29:43
actually, something with your hands. Yes. I thought
29:45
there's problem when you perform. You don't have to do with
29:47
your hands. Right? So it must be the same when you
29:49
sacrifice someone. It's like, when they when they put these?
29:51
You can't put them in your pockets. It doesn't look very
29:53
aggressive here. And
29:56
it's it's never, like, they never ripped. Like, you may it
29:58
makes sense if they look they look like you're completely
30:01
under Yes. And they're ripped,
30:03
but they're not. They were just flat because it's all I'm
30:05
now less scared of this fire. Yeah.
30:07
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before he had a shirt and I was wondering
30:09
what's under
30:09
there. Yeah. Now saying that you're like, man. Shit.
30:13
I could take this gun.
30:18
Maybe there's, you know, you know, maybe strategically
30:20
less to grab onto, you know? Maybe
30:22
that's it. Yeah. If you have a number of wrestle,
30:24
I mean, it's more Yeah. You don't wanna damage your shirt,
30:27
you know. Oh, yeah. Not this thing. Look
30:29
at it. Beautiful. I can completely
30:31
make it when I find it. They're not
30:33
grabbing onto
30:34
any. Wow. You're not good, I guess. Right?
30:36
So You know that. That's
30:38
such a good idea. So
30:44
he gets naked. He takes his clothes off. And
30:46
of course, he disappears because he's an invisible man,
30:48
and the town lose their grip on
30:50
him, and then the
30:51
invisible man took his shirt off. No.
30:55
You're you did say that. Yep.
30:57
Then the invisible man starts hitting them. He
30:59
starts taking them out one by one and they can't see him.
31:02
And Bobby Jeffers falls down and even hits
31:04
his
31:04
head.
31:04
No, Bobby Jeffers. Oh, Bobby Jeffers. Bobby Jeffers.
31:07
And just like that though, the invisible man is gone.
31:10
He escapes into the night. But
31:12
the story isn't over yet. Imagine
31:16
it was. That's
31:18
it. He comes across a man that is
31:20
described in the book as a tramp. His
31:22
name is mister Thomas Marvel.
31:25
Wearing shabby clothes and a hat
31:28
Sitting in a ditch outside of Ipeng?
31:30
Youpeng? I'll let it later.
31:33
He sits there considering whether to swap this
31:36
shoes he's wearing for the larger but
31:38
more waterproof ones he's just found in the
31:40
ditch on the side of the
31:41
road. He's like, okay. These fit
31:43
better, but those are waterproof. Well,
31:45
I'm I'm confused. The
31:46
invisible man man is now in a bush.
31:49
No.
31:49
This is a different guy. This is a different guy. We've met
31:51
a new character. Okay. This is he never gonna believe
31:54
that he's gonna cross parts within
31:55
this game. And he he runs
31:57
a tramp.
31:58
No. He is a tramp. Oh, he's a tramp. Oh, he's a
32:00
tramp. I think
32:02
he's driving a trend. Yeah. And
32:04
he just unfucked
32:05
this, and he walked off into a bush. mean, I got my
32:07
new shoes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So
32:09
just a completely new guy sitting in a ditch Just
32:11
having a a conversation with himself about
32:14
shoes. Okay. He's pondering
32:16
this out loud when a voice from an an invisible
32:18
location. You
32:20
never know, believe who this is. Starts
32:23
talking back to him. It's
32:25
the invisible man, but Thomas Marvel is
32:27
freaking out. Is he drunk? Is he having
32:29
visions? Where is this voice?
32:31
He's sort of having the opposite of that, isn't he?
32:36
Not having soundings. What's going on here?
32:39
Where's the voice coming from? And to bring
32:41
this scene to life, I was wondering if I could lean
32:43
on mister Matt Stewart famed for his English
32:45
accent work. If you wouldn't
32:48
mind, Two. Right? Coba? Absolutely.
32:50
This is this is a character of our Tom Thomas
32:52
Marvel. You'll be reading the parts and quotation marks, and
32:55
I'll be reading the the sort of descriptions
32:57
in between here. Okay. So I'm a
32:59
tramp. Say, you know, in the in the ditch,
33:01
on the side of the road, And
33:04
you've just started hearing a voice and
33:06
you're wondering what the heck is going
33:08
on? So this is mister Thomas Marvel's reaction
33:10
to a voice talking to him. Mhmm.
33:13
What can't what can't of English accent? Just
33:16
just whatever? Yeah. Just feel a lot of recognized. I
33:18
got it. Yeah. Go for like Birmingham. Do
33:23
you know how's your how's your acting accent?
33:27
I could do Dudley. I'm from Dudley.
33:30
Yeah. I can only say Dudley. To
33:34
play. Alright.
33:38
You're
33:39
right. Yeah. Start getting or Yeah.
33:41
Oh. It's great to watch and have to prepare.
33:46
I'm off my blooming cham. It's
33:50
no good. It's forever better than
33:52
blazer
33:53
boots. I'm off my blazer boman
33:55
chomp ironed spirit. Fantastic.
34:02
That absolutely. I'm feeling the character so much
34:04
more you bring it to life. But to prove that he's real, the invisible
34:06
man starts throwing rocks at mister Marvel.
34:10
It's the only way. And this is
34:12
how mister Marvel takes that It's
34:14
a fair
34:14
deal. I don't understand that.
34:16
Stoner's fling. And themselves. Stoner's talking.
34:19
Put yourself down right away on time.
34:26
Finally, the invisible man convinced us
34:28
mister Marvel and needless to say mister
34:30
Marvel is impressed. I'm
34:33
dashed. If
34:35
this guy bait caught fat and
34:37
most
34:37
remarkable, And there,
34:40
I can see a rabbit clap from you.
34:42
I'm a man of a way. No, Ben.
34:44
You visible and sick. You haven't
34:46
been in brand choice.
34:50
Wait what? By the way, so you you haven't been
34:52
eating brand cheese. Brand
34:54
cheese. Branded
34:59
Brannante's.
35:01
Brannante's. Brannante's. Brannante's.
35:05
Fant cheese. Reven cheese. Yeah. Yeah.
35:09
Fantastic work. Yeah.
35:14
I don't know what the
35:15
yeah. No. No.
35:16
That wasn't because if if that was a good
35:18
English accent, you probably would have been able to understand
35:20
it.
35:21
So I I still I really believe in myself
35:23
until right at the end there. Yeah.
35:26
No. I was first, fantastic. It's fantastic. Brandon,
35:28
if anything, Brandon, choice was I'm
35:31
coming back into Australia. So I'm
35:32
going, yeah, wow. I imagine my surprise surprise
35:34
surprise
35:35
surprise choice. I'm
35:37
trying No. Yeah. How do you how would you say
35:39
it? Bread and cheese.
35:42
Bread and cheese.
35:44
Beautiful. What what are you saying there is he
35:47
can see you straight to the invisible man except
35:49
he notices that he's been eating bread and cheese. So
35:51
he can see whenever he eats, the
35:53
food just sort of sits there, sort
35:55
of floating digested. If he
35:57
can see it that clearly, it mustn't chew
35:59
enough.
36:00
Yeah. Right? Yeah. This
36:02
is the point. At one point, because, I mean, he's
36:04
yeah. I presume he has the same digestion
36:06
system, we all do. At what point does the food
36:08
become invisible and part of Yeah.
36:12
No. I'm not I'm not trying to be funny. And then suggested,
36:14
It's like a philosophical question for me. At what point
36:16
does it become a
36:17
body? What point does it is it like as it
36:19
gets absorbed? Do you get to watch it like it's slowly
36:22
brown? And then
36:23
the pizza Can you see his share?
36:25
Yeah. It was because that that bit's not absorbed.
36:27
That's a bit
36:28
the body doesn't want. So it's just sort of sitting
36:30
there. Oh. And he can tell he hasn't
36:32
had a shit today.
36:34
Sweet. It's crisis now. It is gross. No.
36:36
This is a horror story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
36:38
horrifying. You'd see the bladder as well. I suppose,
36:40
there'd just be a patch of urine sort of
36:43
fund. Oh, the rooms in visit
36:45
there's nothing in the room apart from a hovering
36:47
bladder.
36:48
Yeah. What's that bag of pissed doing over
36:50
there? What's that doing? So
36:54
there's a few questions in there. But the
36:56
invisible man enlists Marvel. Mister
36:59
Marvel to to help him, promising to reward
37:01
him also kind of threatening him and saying that he
37:03
has to help him, doesn't really give mister Marvel an option.
37:05
The pair returned to Iping where Marvel breaks
37:08
into the invisible man's old room and
37:10
steals his notebooks. The
37:13
locals have taken a peek in their notebooks, but it's
37:15
all written in symbols and code and they don't understand.
37:18
So they can't just look at his experiments because it's
37:20
all written in this code. Marvel
37:22
turns up and the vicar and doctor let him into the
37:24
room with a notebook czar and in the process, they
37:26
also unknowingly let him the invisible
37:29
man. That's why he got mister Marvel to go
37:31
there. The doctor and the vicar asked Marvel
37:33
to leave, and he
37:34
does, but then the invisible man starts beating
37:36
them up and takes his stuff back.
37:41
He's But mister Marvel goes on to
37:43
write very successful series of comics. Yes.
37:45
Yes. About this incredible. He's
37:48
the inspiration right here. The
37:50
town then blame Marvel and start chasing
37:52
him, accusing him of being the invisible
37:55
man to spite the fact they can clearly see
37:57
him.
37:58
There he is the invisible man. You said
38:00
that towns start chasing him. Yeah.
38:02
Fuck. Yeah.
38:04
Toms we Toms used to be so much better
38:06
at, like, agreeing on
38:08
actions. Yeah. Coming together. To come
38:10
together, like, we're all gonna be this guy up. We're
38:12
all gonna chase him out of town. Where is our
38:14
sense of community going?
38:15
Yeah. When was the last time you chased on out of town?
38:17
Together
38:18
-- Yeah. -- with your neighbors. Let's
38:20
bring that Britain back. I
38:28
haven't chased a whole lot of town in years.
38:34
So people start chasing the thief and then an invisible
38:37
presence, a man, if you will,
38:39
starts taking them out one by one.
38:42
He also breaks every window at the inn and
38:44
cuts the town's telegraph cable. He's
38:46
a real menace. This guy,
38:48
eventually Marvel and the invisible man leave
38:50
town completely. But a bit of tension
38:53
develops between the invisible man and his new
38:55
helper Marvel because Marvel's
38:56
like, Can I quit? I
38:59
don't wanna do this anymore.
39:01
I I keep getting punched and
39:03
run out of town. Yeah. This is
39:05
no
39:05
way to make a living.
39:07
Yeah. He was used to working by himself as well,
39:09
you know, hard to all of a sudden have a boss Yeah.
39:12
His freelance until a couple
39:14
days ago. That's because a choice of a boss who
39:16
can be looking over your shoulder at any
39:18
time. Yeah. Like, not me. Yeah.
39:21
It's like coming out of COVID, you start to be
39:23
able to work at home. All of a sudden, they
39:25
want you back at the office. It's just
39:27
like
39:27
that. And
39:29
when was the last
39:30
time
39:30
you worked in an office, man? That's
39:33
been a little while. Trying to do some
39:35
reliable stuff there. You know, like you.
39:39
You pledge in the audience.
39:44
So mom was like, let me quit. I hate
39:46
this mister Invisible won't let him quit
39:49
because he needs someone to carry all his stuff
39:51
like the notebooks and the experiments. Because if
39:53
he were to carry them himself, people would see the notebooks
39:55
just floating down the street. I mean, it's a
39:57
regular person to carry his stuff. Right.
39:59
But what if he ate them?
40:02
Then they had to sort of hover here until they turn into
40:04
shit. Remember? So
40:06
that's a bad idea. But
40:08
Marvel's not keen on the idea. And even when
40:10
Marvel's like, quote, I'm really bad,
40:12
honestly, you can do better. The
40:15
invisible man won't let him leave. So
40:17
he twists marbles on behind his back and even
40:19
threatens to kill him if he breaks the invisible
40:21
man's trust. He really
40:23
begins to show his angry and violent side over
40:25
these chapters.
40:27
Marvel manages to briefly escape however
40:29
and runs into a pub called the
40:31
jolly cricketer.
40:33
Oh, that's nice. Why is it
40:36
screaming that there's an invisible man after
40:38
him and they've got to let him in and lock the
40:40
door. By now, the news of the invisible
40:42
man has hit the papers, so this isn't received with the
40:44
suspicion that you'd think it was. They're
40:46
like, alright. They let him in, but
40:48
they also let him the invisible man.
40:51
That's the first thing of my image. No. He's
40:54
there. Right. Hot on his heels.
40:57
And he's like, Marvel, you betrayed my trust.
40:59
So a brawl breaks out after the invisible man
41:01
attacks Marvel. And one of the
41:04
guys that the pope actually pulls out a gun and fires
41:06
at where he thinks the invisible man
41:08
is. It's such a bad eye.
41:10
It's such a clearly bad eye.
41:12
And he goes, I'm sure I hit him. I'm sure
41:14
I hit him. And
41:16
the feeling's
41:17
got a gun problem.
41:18
Yeah. I don't
41:20
feel safe out there. I wanted
41:22
the jolly crickin' oh, I want it to, but I,
41:24
you know, I'd be afraid of getting
41:26
shot. Honestly, not
41:29
good enough. Well,
41:32
if I had a gun to the guys like, I swear I got him
41:34
to start feeling around for the dead body.
41:36
But I can't feel him anyway. Yes, sir.
41:39
Blood would be invisible as well if if he did
41:41
not.
41:41
Yeah. Sure. Oh, wow. You'll find
41:43
out now. So The story
41:45
inside the veins, it's invisible. Yeah.
41:47
But outside the veins, it's visible. Mhmm.
41:50
Maybe if you sign with piss and
41:51
shit, Yeah. Maybe inside the veins
41:53
that's invisible. Well,
41:56
blood blood isn't red unless it oxidizes.
41:59
So maybe maybe it's the oxygen because
42:01
the oxygen is a is a
42:04
is a throughout of the body. That's the
42:06
visible thing. Right. So when the blood
42:09
contacts the
42:09
oxygen, then you get to see it. That makes
42:11
sense. Or is that the scientist on
42:13
on-site with a thing?
42:15
The the the shit we would see though. You would see
42:17
this shit hanging around. Yeah.
42:19
Let's
42:20
talk bit of corn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This
42:22
is just floating there. Sorry.
42:28
The story then cuts to the house
42:30
of a man called doctor Kemp.
42:33
It's a new charity here, doctor Kemp. A
42:35
wealthy old doctor who he is some shots ring
42:37
out at the nearby pub for jolly crickets.
42:40
Just moments earlier, he'd been reading the newspaper
42:42
that included accounts of an invisible man, and
42:44
he laughed how stupid people are
42:46
for believing this sort of stuff. Invisible
42:49
Man, as if that could be true, then there's
42:51
a ring at the door. But his servant
42:53
reports that when she opened
42:54
it, no one was there or
42:58
were there? Nick Nockers.
43:00
Yeah. Do you have Nick knocking
43:02
here? What? No,
43:04
do we? I mean, we're
43:06
up with Monday, but I've never heard this. Nickknockers.
43:10
What? Yeah. So I said, like, as a prank
43:11
yvonne,
43:12
knockers. Yeah. Yeah. What do you call that?
43:15
What? Knock
43:17
down ginger. Yeah.
43:19
That's the most English thing you oh,
43:22
knock down ginger. I'm
43:25
never I'm learning so much. Knockdown
43:28
ginger. Wow. And what that'smology of that is?
43:32
Sorry? Nokador
43:35
Ron. Yeah. Ron.
43:39
Nokador and Ron. I think that's a very literal
43:41
description of Oh, yeah.
43:43
You're just describing what you're doing there. Okay?
43:45
Yeah. So
43:47
no one's there or one of those. He goes
43:49
to the door, no one there. Because walking
43:52
back into his room, doctor Kemp notices some
43:54
blood on the floor that he swears wasn't
43:57
there before. Suspicious.
44:00
Yeah. There's also some blood in the doorknob. He's
44:02
like, didn't think that was there before.
44:05
When he gets back into his bedroom, he sees some
44:07
floating bloody
44:08
bandages. And he's like, I
44:10
could have sworn it when I left those bandages.
44:13
They weren't just floating in here. Something's
44:16
happening here. He
44:18
hears a voice that tells him not to panic.
44:21
It's the invisible man who addresses doctor
44:23
Kemp by his name. That's because
44:25
he actually knows Kemp. He's
44:27
accidentally stumbled into the doctor's house looking
44:30
for medical supplies and
44:31
realized, hey, I actually know that
44:33
guy who is doctor Kam. He
44:36
tells the doctor that his name is Griffin.
44:39
He's the invisible man, the stranger, his
44:41
name is
44:41
Griffin. And they
44:43
went to school together. The doctor can't
44:45
place him. He's like Griffin. So
44:48
Griffin says, I was couple of years below you.
44:50
He's like, no. He starts describing yourself.
44:52
He's he's like, I won a medal for chemistry at
44:55
University of College, and he cut I think the
44:57
doctor pretends to admit. For
44:58
him, basically. At that point, there's a lot of
45:00
pressure on him to remember this guy. You know, there's a lot
45:02
of stake. He's an invisible murderous man.
45:05
Oh, y'all are
45:05
small. Yay. Yeah.
45:08
Lehigh was a big family. Yeah. It wasn't invisible
45:10
but Griffin says that
45:12
he needs the doctor's help because people are after him,
45:14
and then his partner stole his money,
45:17
That's a lie, but he's like, you know, he's trying
45:19
to win over doctor Kemp. Kemp agrees to give
45:21
him a room for the night and gives him his words that he won't
45:23
tell anyone about the stranger's presence. But
45:28
the What Griffin says, with Camp's
45:30
help, we can work together to further
45:32
my research, she says. Basically
45:34
asked him to partner with
45:35
him. With his his science.
45:37
Griffin goes for a sleep and camps bedroom and
45:39
locks the door, which is pretty rude, kicking
45:41
a man out of his bedroom. He's exhausted,
45:44
but thankfully, the bullet just grazed his
45:46
wrists so he's not dying. But that's where the blood
45:48
is
45:48
from. And apparently, when the blood drips out, he explains
45:50
it coagulates and that's why he
45:52
can save the blood. Hey.
45:54
Coagulates. Yeah. So it just
45:56
gets like sticky. Yeah. So pulls
45:59
and then then slowly turns into
46:01
just normal
46:02
blood. Okay. Yeah.
46:03
I think he's kinda glazing over a few Yeah.
46:05
Yeah. Yeah. There is a there's a lot of that.
46:08
Whilst Griffin slept in his room Kemp
46:10
reads the newspaper articles again about an invisible
46:12
man terrorizing people and decides to write
46:14
a letter to a guy called colonel Adai,
46:17
We don't know what he says in the letter, but we might
46:19
come to that later. That's
46:22
a camp. It's written a letter. Okay.
46:24
The next day Griffin explains to camp how
46:26
he became invisible. This is how it how
46:29
old Griffin was a medical student at the same time
46:31
as doctor Kemp, but he switched to physics
46:33
because he was interested in light and became up
46:35
assessed with finding out a way to make
46:37
objects invisible. He
46:39
left London and six years ago
46:41
and became a teacher and a student, but more importantly,
46:43
he continued his research into making
46:45
stuff invisible. He got close to
46:47
working out of way, but he was worried someone would
46:49
steal his idea. He thought that his
46:52
professor at the university where he worked
46:54
would try and claim co credit. And
46:56
he's like, I'm not giving that guy co credit.
46:59
So he went off on his own. He spent three years
47:01
researching and he needed money to continue
47:03
this
47:03
research. So he stole from his father. But
47:06
this is tragic. It turns out the money didn't belong
47:08
to his father, so his dad shot himself.
47:12
This is awful. Then there is
47:14
no explanation about where the money came from
47:16
or anything further. That's
47:19
not on Griffin. That's not on
47:20
Griffin. He wasn't to know. He didn't know. Yeah. didn't
47:23
know. But he does say to
47:24
doctor Kemp, I don't feel bad about
47:26
it. But he doesn't
47:30
have to be a dick about it.
47:33
So he's not a great person. It's not a great person.
47:36
After that, he moved into a cheap boarding house
47:38
in London where he continued his experiments. The
47:40
boarding house was set to be in a slum near
47:43
Great Portland Street. Oh.
47:46
Where we are today? Crazy. So
47:48
we're in the slum right now.
47:50
Needs to be slums here. Yeah. It's also
47:52
shiny. Yeah. What amazing
47:55
that we are here.
47:56
Where that was? So he first he he
47:59
came out with his theater. I can make self invisible. He first
48:01
tested it on a piece of wall, which
48:03
is not that exciting. And then
48:05
he's like, great. I made that disappear. How about I
48:07
make this cat disappear. His
48:10
neighbor's cat wandered into his house.
48:12
And he's like, alright. Well, he he made it completely
48:14
invisible except for the
48:15
eyes. Which just
48:17
sort of floated along, which
48:20
is a little bit weird. How does he describe how he's
48:22
administering them visible? Is it a cream? Is
48:25
it like
48:26
it's a topical solution? Yeah. There's
48:28
a
48:28
liquidy type
48:29
of thing -- Yeah. -- affected area. So
48:31
it's like, is it a pace or something? Has he said?
48:33
Or is it like pill.
48:35
No. I think he applies it to the area -- Oh, yeah.
48:37
-- and so slowly bit by bit becomes
48:39
invisible. Yeah. He set to the
48:40
eyes. Yeah. But, like, bombing the eyes
48:42
would be horrible. Yeah. That'd
48:44
be unpleasant. We saw the visible man's
48:46
eyes invisible.
48:48
Yes. They are invisible. He got He's he's done
48:50
his eyes. Yeah. He got better at it somehow. Yeah.
48:52
Okay. Guess,
48:53
maybe it's like putting into contact. But first, you're like, oh,
48:55
yes. But I forgot because he's he's
48:57
fine. Didn't because he didn't before I say
48:59
that he he had a shallow eye
49:02
sockets. What does that what does that
49:04
mean?
49:04
I think that there there's nothing behind there.
49:06
She was looking into it. Wouldn't that be deep
49:08
eye sockets? But what's
49:12
what's fellow eye sockets just means sort of your
49:14
eyeball is very flushed with your face.
49:16
Right. Ryan and deepmind suckers is is
49:19
recessed into your skull model. Right.
49:21
So maybe, is this answering your
49:23
question? Yes.
49:31
So I guess it's easier. I guess it's easier. I guess it's
49:33
easier. Maybe it's because it's easier if
49:35
you have the shallow eye sockets, because then you just you
49:37
put the paste on the one sort of swoosh.
49:40
Whereas if you had deep eye sockets, you'd have to kind of
49:42
go in there. Oh, yeah. I'm
49:44
not saying it's pleasant. I'm just saying these are the harsh
49:46
realities of being an invisible man. Just
49:49
think about 88.
49:51
So he makes the cat invisible, but
49:53
then the cat's owner becomes suspicious. He's
49:56
like, you've done something to my cat.
49:59
And she reports him to the landlord saying, I think
50:02
this guy killed my cat and he's like, I swear I didn't kill
50:04
your cat. He's just invisible. And
50:07
then the landlord's like, you've been doing weird experiments
50:10
in their killing cats. I'm gonna evict
50:12
you. And then he lashes
50:14
out and like beats the landlord. And
50:16
then he's like, oh my god, I'm gonna get arrested, the
50:18
heat's on. I need to disappear somehow.
50:21
What can I do?
50:23
I'll quickly make myself invisible. And
50:25
then I'll burn down the apartment
50:30
to cover my tracks. Yeah.
50:32
That was a good idea. The police just turned up. The
50:34
whole place has been
50:35
down. Well, nothing to see here, I guess. Fossil
50:38
our boys. Just
50:41
a run-in the mill burnt out shell. Yeah.
50:43
This is fun. I
50:45
can't get over these cat eyes. Like
50:48
at the we said, like, can you just see the front
50:50
of them or you see the whole ball and then
50:52
the, you know, the tube thing at the back?
50:55
Flowing through the air? I'm seeing the ball. Yeah. I'm seeing
50:57
that the two balls floating around. Like, if like,
50:59
a video game hasn't loaded properly. You
51:01
know, it's like this ball. As eyeballs
51:03
fooling around. Would you see the the blink?
51:07
Oh, yeah. Or
51:11
when when the cat blinks to the eyelids make
51:13
it disappear. Oh,
51:15
no. But now that you'd oh my god.
51:18
You're biting my mind
51:19
here. So he makes himself a visual that first
51:21
he thinks it's so it's great. Think of all the
51:23
fun and mischief I can get up to.
51:26
But, you know, he goes up to people,
51:28
for example, in the street and knocks someone's hat off.
51:31
Just a bit of fun. I feel like after you've burned
51:33
down an apartment,
51:35
knocking your guys hat off is gonna step back.
51:39
You're gonna set that hat on fire or something.
51:43
But guys, being invisible has its drawbacks
51:45
too. First of all, he complains that
51:47
his feet are invisible, so it's hard to walk downstairs.
51:51
You gotta watch where you're going. Don't
51:55
you need to look at your feet when you're going downstairs?
51:57
I think
51:58
if they weren't there, it would be bit of a strange feeling.
52:01
But
52:02
you're not looking a lot of the time, aren't you?
52:04
Yeah.
52:07
Yeah.
52:07
Right? You just feel it. Wouldn't you? You just feel
52:09
it. Yeah. I think you feel it. I
52:11
mean, this is not helping us just trying to figure
52:14
out what? We're all just acting out
52:16
of walk here. It's
52:18
almost just like slippery that I'm looking at
52:20
my feet going down steps.
52:22
Usually, III back myself.
52:24
Yeah. I can feel this I'll feel this.
52:26
Yeah.
52:26
I'm good at it until I'm thinking about it. It's
52:28
having only a few times that I've been going downstairs
52:30
and I'm like, wait.
52:33
Oh, no.
52:33
Now I'm in my head about this.
52:35
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
52:36
So maybe that's what's happening. He's
52:38
also aware of himself. Yeah.
52:42
Now
52:42
do you know that's gonna happen? Later
52:44
today. Oh, no. Well, no. There are
52:46
some stairs down there. I'll know. Dogs
52:51
also notice his smells. We have to avoid
52:53
dogs. Because they just start sniffing the air and he's
52:55
like, he can't wear clothes
52:57
if he wants to stay unseen. And in England,
52:59
that means being very cold all the time.
53:02
And he gets the sniffles. Oh,
53:05
that's what he knows. It becomes visible. Is
53:07
it? No. can't.
53:10
No. But it but he does sneeze a lot and that's
53:12
bad because people hear sneeze from where
53:14
did that come from?
53:16
Yeah. We don't like hear sneeze in in the ingress.
53:18
We're very angry.
53:19
Yeah. Yeah. You hate the sneeze. Wouldn't you just
53:21
assume it's a ghost
53:22
in England? Yeah.
53:24
We just assume it's a ghost and move on with that day. Yeah.
53:26
Yeah. This is a ghost. Thumbola.
53:28
It's a very haunted country in Europe, do
53:30
you
53:30
think? Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Most of people have
53:33
died here. Yeah.
53:35
Second Rippa died here.
53:36
Yeah. The papery killed.
53:39
Sorry. Yeah. He could go on. Yeah.
53:41
He also can't wear shoes than us to make sure
53:44
not to cut his feet on surfaces.
53:47
And his footsteps can be seen as
53:49
as can snow when it builds up on his body.
53:51
So kinda think about it more than he thought he would
53:53
he had to also navigating crowds in
53:55
London as difficult. So it's a bit of a nightmare, but
53:57
he did come up with an ingenious way to cover his
54:00
face, he broke into a theatrical supply
54:02
shop in London and stole a fake
54:04
nose. So that's what the plastic
54:06
nose is from
54:07
a start. The owner is ingenious.
54:11
It didn't go through your quiet appointment because the
54:13
owner of the costume shop almost caught
54:15
him and pulled out a gun when it kept
54:17
hearing noises in his
54:18
store, they've
54:19
got a gun problem
54:20
here. That's all you know. They've also got
54:22
guns back in the day. Yeah. But Griffin
54:24
knocked him out and tied him up. So
54:27
Problem solved. Griffin's,
54:30
like, knuckles at this point, must be red.
54:32
Yeah. He punched so many people.
54:34
All he's punch it. I mean, no. You he's
54:36
not gonna gloves on because they'd be visible. He's this
54:38
bare knuckle knuckles. Yeah. How
54:41
is it not just blood? How how is his bloody
54:43
knuckles? No offense? Just floating bloody knuckles.
54:45
Yeah. That's terrifying. He
54:47
then went to Iping where our story started
54:49
and hoped to work quietly in his room to try and find
54:52
a cure that would reverse his invisible but
54:54
before he could find a cure, the stupid
54:56
townsfolk interrupted him. Now
54:58
with doctor Kim's help, remember he's talking to
55:00
doctor Kemp's house, he plans to get revenge
55:03
and go on a reign of terror. And
55:05
Kim's like, sorry, what?
55:09
I'm hoping you too. What? Was
55:11
it revenge on re revenge on who? He's
55:13
he's done every he's done all the bad
55:14
stuff. Isn't he?
55:15
Yeah. But he's anyone who's wronged him.
55:18
Right. Okay. But Marvel didn't
55:20
help him and No.
55:22
that's harsh. Marvel really tried his
55:24
Yeah. He's hard his bet. Yeah. He's like, I'm gonna go on
55:26
revenge against the world So they're
55:28
in doctor Kemp study where remember
55:31
Griffin, the invisible man has been telling the story
55:33
and revealing his extremely dark side. And Griffin
55:35
thinks he can hear someone approaching, but doctor Kim's
55:38
like, I can't hear anything. Sit
55:40
down and don't look out the windows. Never
55:43
me. Griffin
55:45
realizes that doctor Kemp has also
55:47
betrayed
55:48
him. And he's furious and
55:50
also sad.
55:52
So he's putting his math on the list. Oh,
55:55
no. You can see the tears. And
55:58
there's only one thing to do. He starts to
56:00
strip. Doctor
56:06
Kemp tries to capture him before he
56:08
becomes fully invisible. And even when
56:10
aided by three men including colonel
56:12
Adai, the police captain new got Kemp's
56:14
letter, they fail and
56:16
griffin escapes he gets fully
56:19
nude and wanders away. Getting naked
56:21
is stripping is such like a funny, like,
56:23
ritual that a supervillain has to do.
56:26
Oh, you're gonna regret this. No,
56:29
no, no, no, no, no,
56:33
no, no. I'm not the socks.
56:42
So he runs away. Doctor Camp tells the police
56:44
Griffin is in and plans on going on
56:46
a violent spree. We've got to track him down.
56:49
We can probably use some dogs. He
56:51
says, but they're too late, at least for
56:53
one man called Wickstead, who
56:55
soon found murdered by the invisible man.
56:58
There aren't any witnesses who were not a hundred percent sure
57:00
what happened, but they do know that it was
57:02
Griffin. So he's killed someone
57:04
now. And he confirms his bloodlust
57:06
when he sends a letter the next day, which
57:08
is kind of his manifesto it reads.
57:11
The game is only beginning. There is
57:13
nothing for it, but to start the terror.
57:16
This announces the first day of the terror
57:18
This is day one of you one of the
57:20
new epoch, the epoch of
57:23
the invisible man. I
57:25
am invisible man, the first. To
57:29
begin with, the rule will be easy.
57:31
The first day, there will be one execution for
57:34
the sake of example, a man named
57:36
doctor Camp. Oh, no.
57:39
He's like, Kemp, he betrayed me. I'm gonna
57:41
kill you. So he marked doctor Kemp
57:43
as his first victim after Kemp
57:45
portrays him. He also sends the letter without
57:47
a stamp. So Kemp has to receive
57:49
his own death threat, has to
57:51
pay, sorry, to receive his own death threat.
57:53
Which is brutal. There's a there's a really
57:55
there's a thing here with no stamp, you'd have to pay, like,
57:57
two pairs to get it delivered.
58:00
He's like, oh, no worries. The mail for me, Fantastico
58:02
opens it up, and it's like, no.
58:05
It's the
58:05
new epoch. This
58:07
is awful. So
58:10
camp blocks himself in his house with a revolver
58:12
and tells the police that
58:14
he's gonna use himself as bait. But
58:17
Griffin, the invisible man finds out and just
58:19
starts smashing all the windows of the house.
58:22
And I, the police officer pulls gun and goes
58:24
after Griffin. But again, this is not the best
58:26
idea, and of course Griffin easily grabs
58:28
the gun and shoots Adai.
58:33
Oh. Adai. Yeah. He's the police officer there.
58:35
He's like, I'll sort him out. I've got I'm a
58:37
cop. I've got my
58:38
gun. Of course, he soon as he pulls it out, the
58:40
invisible act just grabs it and
58:42
shits him. I
58:43
indicated it in I thought cops don't have
58:45
guns here. Not
58:47
anymore, not for this department. Yeah. But
58:50
just in case it's invisible, man. Very,
58:54
very embarrassing
58:56
year for you for the mat. It is
58:58
exactly because doctor Kemp sees you.
59:00
Look at the window and sees this and runs away from
59:02
his house. Pursued by the invisible
59:04
man or he assumes he's pursued by the invisible
59:06
man. Kemp tries to get help from his neighbor,
59:09
but they locked the door and refused to let
59:11
him in. Wait. Wait. Wait.
59:13
So who's locked where? To so doctor
59:15
Kemp's like, alright. He now
59:17
Griffin, the invisible man's got a
59:19
gun. I should run away.
59:20
Okay. So he's brings to his neighbor's house. He's like,
59:22
let me in let me in, but they're just like,
59:24
no. He's
59:26
like banging on the door. There's an invisible man out
59:28
here. So he just keeps running because that's all can
59:30
do. And he sees some road workers up
59:32
ahead, and he also them, I'm being chased
59:34
by an invisible man. And
59:36
then, oh, you dial in and then give me little bit slower.
59:41
You're all just
59:46
Griffin, the invisible man grabs doctor
59:48
Kemp, but one of the road workers, wildly
59:51
swings his shovel, and it
59:53
hits Griffin. Sucky?
59:55
And doctor Kemp knows this because he he had
59:57
Griffin had his hand around Kemp's throat,
1:00:00
but it suddenly loosens and falls away
1:00:02
because he's been hit with a shovel.
1:00:05
Then a crowd descends. The town
1:00:07
shows. Here they are. Yeah. The calories
1:00:09
are right. Yeah. To the moment. And they start
1:00:11
just kicking the shit out. Out of where they think the invisible
1:00:14
man is on the ground. Just talking a lot of air
1:00:16
stomping. I love mob
1:00:18
justice. Yeah. Bring it back. Bring it
1:00:20
back. And he's now he's down and out.
1:00:22
Doctor Kemp says, stop. Stop. You're gonna kill
1:00:24
him, but it's too late because he checks the
1:00:26
invisible man man's body and he's not breathing.
1:00:30
He's now dead. And with the crowd still watching
1:00:32
on, the body starts to slowly
1:00:34
become visible again. The
1:00:36
effects wear off. And, yes, he is
1:00:38
still naked of his fur. There's
1:00:40
a crowd standing by and naked man is slowly
1:00:43
appearing. Oh, in the cold as well.
1:00:45
Yeah. No. I'm in a
1:00:47
scenario. Yeah. Oh
1:00:49
my
1:00:49
god. And
1:00:50
it takes so small. One
1:00:53
way to go. Eventually someone
1:00:55
pulls it out of sheet and they cover the body.
1:00:57
Cover the deck. Yeah. A small
1:00:59
sheet. That's a
1:01:01
face washer. Yeah. We
1:01:05
then cut to an epilogue that that was added
1:01:07
to the novel version. It's not in the original magazine
1:01:09
version. So if you wanna stay true to the magazine
1:01:11
version, stop the podcast now, but this is the
1:01:13
novel epilogue. It had to do in
1:01:16
the room. But Yeah.
1:01:18
Block your ears out
1:01:19
there. In the epilogue, mister Marvel,
1:01:21
the trap from earlier on has opened a
1:01:23
bar slash called the invisible
1:01:26
man. Mhmm. He's really cashed in
1:01:29
on the story. He got to keep some of the
1:01:31
money that the invisible man stolen because I couldn't
1:01:33
prove that it was stolen. So he used that to start a bar,
1:01:35
and he also makes a guinea a night for telling
1:01:37
and performing his story of the invisible
1:01:39
man. So he puts on a one man show each night.
1:01:41
That's great. He's got his little fringe, Randy.
1:01:43
Yeah. A little fringe ready. Yeah. Yeah.
1:01:46
Puts himself on, is that pub still
1:01:48
around? The invisible man.
1:01:50
Yeah. You can't you can't you
1:01:53
can't see it. Yeah. It's seven. People
1:01:55
like it. People like doctor Kemp
1:01:58
have come looking for the books that contain the invisible
1:02:00
events and notes and the the siren of how
1:02:02
to be invisible. But mister Kemp tells him
1:02:04
I don't know where they are. They got lost, but
1:02:07
that's a lie. He has them. And every
1:02:09
Sunday morning, he has a ritual where
1:02:11
he closes the blinds brings
1:02:13
out the books and just looks at them thinking
1:02:16
about what he'd do if he was
1:02:17
invisible, but he's not a science
1:02:19
man at all. So there's no way he's gonna work it
1:02:21
out. So that's all he does. He goes in there.
1:02:24
He says he doesn't even become invisible. He goes in there,
1:02:26
closes the blinds, and goes, hey. Yeah.
1:02:28
And he people knew what was
1:02:30
doing in here, and he just calmly reads.
1:02:32
Yeah. I mean, a lot of people knew the things
1:02:34
I was imagining. Right? Well,
1:02:37
the final line
1:02:38
is, quoting from
1:02:40
mister Marvel, Once I get the whole
1:02:42
of them, Lord, I
1:02:44
wouldn't do what he did. I just
1:02:46
well, then he pulled
1:02:48
out pulls out his pipe.
1:02:52
Oh god. When you say pulls out his pipe.
1:02:54
Yeah. Yeah. That's poppin'
1:02:58
so to speak. The final
1:03:01
line of the invisible man is so he lapses
1:03:03
into a dream, the undying wonderful
1:03:05
dream of his life. And though Kemp,
1:03:08
has fissed unceasingly, no
1:03:10
human beings saved the landlord knows
1:03:13
those books of air with the subtle
1:03:15
secret of invisibility and a dozen
1:03:17
other strange secrets written therein.
1:03:20
And none other will know of them until
1:03:22
he dies. They
1:03:25
and the visible
1:03:27
man. There
1:03:33
is a She Wells.
1:03:36
Really good stuff. Do you
1:03:39
want
1:03:39
that?
1:03:42
Yeah. Really good. For me, h d stands for
1:03:44
Hal Good Wells. Hal Good. How
1:03:46
was that? What what do you think of
1:03:48
that? Wrapped up the story. Was it what
1:03:50
you were expecting, Phil, from the movie sort of stuff
1:03:52
you know about? I I was expecting
1:03:54
an invisible man and boy did
1:03:56
the book. Delivery. Yeah. Yeah. We came through.
1:03:59
We came
1:03:59
through. Yeah. A lot more guns than I thought it'd
1:04:01
be. I'm very happy to see a
1:04:03
mob as always.
1:04:05
A few mobs in there. Mean, it's it's essentially
1:04:07
Frankenstein isn't it. Frankenstein is about the
1:04:09
creator of a monster, has a destroys a monster. But
1:04:11
I guess he he's the doctor
1:04:14
Francis Frankenstein and the monster -- Mhmm.
1:04:16
-- he creates himself and then seeks to destroy
1:04:18
the monsters created by doing
1:04:20
so he's killed by
1:04:22
the mob, which they do in Frankenstein as
1:04:24
well. That's that's my literate
1:04:27
term. That's good habitation. Thank you, Brian.
1:04:29
That's good stuff. Come on. That's because I just
1:04:31
couldn't think of a gag, so thought I'd
1:04:34
Well, Matt, how about Does it remind you any books
1:04:36
that you've been reading? Yes. It
1:04:38
does. It reminds
1:04:40
me of trying to think of a book thinking
1:04:44
of, yes, where's Wally?
1:04:46
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He has
1:04:48
to if you can't say and where is
1:04:50
he? Yes. It's just like that.
1:04:53
There's a mob. There's always a mob. There's always a mob.
1:04:55
Yeah. There's always too many people. Yeah.
1:04:58
I'd love to just one who wears one. But
1:05:00
the mom's just beating one each of them.
1:05:02
And he's, like, on the ground. And I love it.
1:05:06
Mean, blood is like red and white.
1:05:14
Well, the only thing left to do is we always
1:05:16
give it a score out of five as as you've
1:05:18
heard it here today.
1:05:20
So, Phil, what would you give the invisible man?
1:05:22
Out of five. Well, with these classic books, I always
1:05:25
find you have to you have to judge them on two sort
1:05:27
of scales. One is the quality and enjoyment of
1:05:29
actually reading it. Which tends to be quite low,
1:05:31
to be honest. I'm like, I've cut that bit out
1:05:33
for you. Absolutely. But but but then
1:05:35
you're thinking about the legacy. It's such an important
1:05:37
book, you know. And it's it's it's,
1:05:40
you know, it's created so much stuff since that's
1:05:42
part of our our cultural
1:05:43
life. So I'm gonna give it
1:05:45
a four
1:05:47
Alright. Fantastic. Oh, five.
1:05:49
Yeah. Also, I like I like how action
1:05:51
packed it is. I like how you punch it. I find this
1:05:53
very funny that these punches
1:05:54
everything. I I just aren't able.
1:05:56
No. I'm not so funny. I'm just funny that's
1:05:59
punching everyone. And is that
1:06:01
the visual of someone being punched
1:06:03
with a hand you can't see. So just so I'm going, oh.
1:06:07
And then, like, you know, obviously, in the movies, they just
1:06:09
fake it. That's funny. It's just classic
1:06:11
slapstick. Yeah. Yeah. So I I really
1:06:13
like it for that. I I like the
1:06:15
simplicity of how he's just a murderous asshole.
1:06:18
There's a problem with my modern story, especially with
1:06:20
all these origin movies. I rather deville origin
1:06:22
is that we don't want to know why
1:06:24
these people are dickheads. I
1:06:26
just show me the dickhead. Yeah.
1:06:29
Just make them be dickheads. It's enough. don't
1:06:31
even know why the dickens and this is this is h
1:06:33
g Wells has nailed that. He's just a dickhead.
1:06:36
True and true. Thank you. Still
1:06:38
lying. Thank you so much.
1:06:43
And Matt, how are you feeling? Yeah. No. I
1:06:45
think everything Phil said there was a spot
1:06:47
on. Guys a dickhead,
1:06:50
I like that. Yeah. I don't
1:06:52
know what it's doesn't feel like horror
1:06:54
to
1:06:54
me. Like, I can't see how that'd be
1:06:56
turned into a scary movie.
1:06:59
Yeah. Yeah. I guess if you're getting hit in the face, it's
1:07:01
kinda hard. Because just feels like things floating
1:07:04
is funny. It's
1:07:05
funny. This
1:07:05
is my problem with this man as horror story.
1:07:07
It's mainly funny to me.
1:07:08
Yeah. Like, a man grabs heat. Like in all the movies,
1:07:11
it's like the way to Pete is just a man covered
1:07:13
in bandages with sunglasses
1:07:14
on. It's funny. That's funny.
1:07:17
Yeah. That's three and a half stars. Yeah. Okay.
1:07:20
For the comedy,
1:07:22
which I find a gun violence to be
1:07:24
very funny. Yeah. So
1:07:27
four from Phil three and a half from Matt. I'm gonna give it a
1:07:29
four as well. Now we always give the I
1:07:31
really I did enjoy reading it. Always
1:07:33
get the audience at the live shows to give
1:07:35
us a gratified and you get to vote with applause.
1:07:38
So, speak now or forever. Hold your
1:07:40
school. Give me around with applause. You think that was
1:07:42
A1A1
1:07:46
cloud. Fantastic. I'm
1:07:49
not taking personally. Okay. This one.
1:07:52
Renmin was for two. Okay.
1:07:55
We're gonna be here a long time, aren't we? Hey,
1:07:58
Dave, you said you took that personally.
1:08:01
You've just summarize the book.
1:08:03
Yeah. Yeah. And I try to make
1:08:05
it entertaining. And I got a
1:08:07
one. It's all
1:08:09
good. 220, we've got, like, two boot clapping
1:08:12
three out of five.
1:08:15
Okay. Pol I very polite. Four out of
1:08:17
five. Alright.
1:08:19
Pretty good.
1:08:21
Anyone give it four marks five out
1:08:23
of five. few
1:08:26
people really really enjoy that cable. I think it's a
1:08:28
four from the audience. I mark that down in my spreadsheet,
1:08:31
which doesn't
1:08:32
exist. Okay. Will let us bring
1:08:34
us to the end of the podcast. Thank you so much, Phil and Matt,
1:08:36
for joining me on bookkeeping. Thank you for
1:08:38
having me. It's such a blast. Fantastic.
1:08:47
And for the people in the room, well, for people who don't
1:08:49
feel working people find, do you have anything coming up? Do you like to
1:08:51
tell people at home about Oh, yes. I'm I'm
1:08:53
on tour in the UK starting
1:08:56
in spring of twenty twenty three, UK and
1:08:58
Ireland. Ireland for the first time?
1:09:00
Yeah. Oh,
1:09:00
Texas. Yeah.
1:09:01
It'd be real fun. Yeah. God, fantastic. One more time
1:09:03
I'm filling in. Thanks.
1:09:13
And Matt, can people find you?
1:09:17
This is a big drop off, isn't it? But
1:09:20
I don't know whether you guys can follow me on my podcast.
1:09:22
Who knew it, Matt Stewart. Dave's been a guest on
1:09:25
it a few times recently, and
1:09:27
I'm gonna be at the Adelaide
1:09:29
fringe. Vessel and Melbourne comedy
1:09:31
festival doing when you showed dinged.
1:09:36
Yeah.
1:09:38
Right. I'm gonna
1:09:40
be there too. My show
1:09:43
is called even hotter in real life. So
1:09:45
going down. It's the live crowd can attest
1:09:47
to that. Absolutely. Thank you so
1:09:50
much for calling us over, mister
1:09:51
Stewart.
1:10:00
We want to thank the venue 229
1:10:02
for having seen Alessandro and Sandowicz as
1:10:04
a best job. Thank you so much for your round of applause.
1:10:10
At the end of the show, I always yelled
1:10:12
books forever, so please feel free to
1:10:15
to join in with me now. On the can of three. Thanks
1:10:17
so much. And until next week, I'll say 123.
1:10:20
Welcome. Awesome.
1:10:22
Thanks so much. Bye bye.
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