Have you ever been to the Rez? It's sooooo exotic. Anyway, welcome to the final part of Let it Snow, "The Patron Saint of Pigs" by Lauren Myracle, also known as "Testing the Audience's Patience." If you're really into listening to teen drama and just hanging around watching someone's shift at work you'll love this story. Also, we're promised pig antics but may end up disappointed. Merry Christmas, and may 2020 bring us at least 80% less John Green books!

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