The long wait is over! Welcome to the 6.9 Podcasts of Sexuary Marathon 2017! The gang (occasionally joined by an annoying old gnome) is back to talk about the books they read, and wax sophomoric on Zadie Smith, our existence on the dark timeline, serial killers, and the best 33 1/3 entries. We play a game of EIME, a game of Trump Quotes, try to discern Sex Acts or Hockey Terms?, and do some Tingler Mad Libs. The Meta Doctor takes us deeper into the dark void of his penile-anal maladies in a Bro2Bro, and we cap it all off with a Drunk Reviews of James Patterson’s Bookshot: The Little Black Dress and Carl Weber’s Choir Director.Books touched on: Where’d You Go, Bernadette? by Marina Semple; Babylon’s Ashes, by James S.A. Corey; We Are Legion (We Are Bob), by Dennis E. Taylor; Swing Time, by Zadie Smith; On Beauty, by Zadie Smith; NW, by Zadie Smith; City of Bohane, by Kevin Barry; Beetlebone, by Kevin Barry; It Can’t Happen Here, by Sinclair Lewis; 1984, by George Orwell; Green River Killer, by Jeff Jensen; Nemesis, by Isaac Asimov; Nutshell, by Ian McEwan; The Cement Garden, by Ian McEwan; 33 1/3 Nick Drake’s Pink Moon, by Amanda Petrusich; 33 1/3 Television’s marquee Moon, by Bryan Waterman; the new Hawkeye series, by Jeff Lamire.