This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's podcast - Mike and Brendan kick things off by comparing podcast favorite Malort to bum favorite Wild Irish Rose wine (:54). Then, we celebrate Trump's America by adding another white man to the room (6:20), and quickly transition to the law stating it is legal to watch porn in Chicago public libraries (9:00). Mike and Brendan then eat a Top 3 Hottest Pepper of All (Podcast) Time and give their Hot Takes on the Patriots (Mike loves Tom Brady's abs and beautiful family). Finally, we introduce a new segment, Y'all Gonna Learn Today, where Brendan teaches us the science behind why different alcohols give you different drunks (21:30). Thanks for listening, and subscribe on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-black-sheep/id1179430318?mt=2