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You're a preternaturally speedy blue animal that talks, A.K.A a hedgehog. Dr. Robotnik has launched a plan to brainwash the world through his media monopoly, and it's up to you to stop him! Unfortunately, "go fast" is really the only tool in yo
A billionaire who definitely isn't John Hammond has a private island that's definitely not called Jurassic Park where he has developed a method of resurrecting dinosaurs that definitely isn't by extracting their blood from mosquitoes trapped in
The gamebook is afoot! You're not Sherlock Holmes, in fact your very existence is a mockery of everything he represents. But when Doctor Watson is accused of murder, somebody has to crack the case, and inexplicably neither the police nor Sherlo
Morrrrphhhhh! When Xavier is off vacationing in space and Cyclops is off crying in bed or something, there's no one left to command the X-Men but... well, us. We'll take on classic X-Men enemies like rec league baseball, customer service number
Your search for justice has brought you to the stinkiest town on the continent. Your mission? To wander the streets having random encounters until someone tells you what your mission is. Will winning a ball tossing contest reveal your true goal
Imagine a dimension you cannot imagine. It's like the three dimensions you're used to, except that it is distinct in every way. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of choice. And hate. But mostly choice. Infinite choice. Uncountably in
Galaxy-burning wars betwixt spacefaring races. Majestic dragons with crystalline doppelgangers. Priceless glass bottles that can save the planet with a single tone. Also gross malnourished horses, an army of Laura Derns, excessive sexual inn
You're a spy kid! Again! This time your mission is to track down a time traveling invisible vampire who can explode like an atomic bomb. No really. But it's totally fine, because you've got a spiffy attaché case. Check and mate.Contact us by
You're Spider-Man. Or possibly the restless ghost of Spider-Man, but you don't know that yet. Probably you should be saving New York from supervillains, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend basically the entire book just pontificating about how
Books about paranormal detective children will never get old. Period. Will your discerning but cruel powers of deduction alienate you from everyone you meet? Will you immediately give up on solving crimes in favor of committing them? Will you a
Another week, another chance to save the land of Zork! Will Bivotar and Juranda destroy all 3 square miles of the continent by activating the inexplicable self-destruct function on a local dam? Will they give away their legendary artifacts of u
You've been transported to the mystical realm of 1980s text-based computer games! Which is to say, a fantasy kingdom where a couple of children with an inexplicable penchant for stumbling upon plot-relevant doodads are the only hope against a m
The Evil Power Master has been revived, and agents Vern and B0 have just one chance to stop him and escape with their lives. When the chips are down, will B0 have enough microscopes to defeat evil? And when the chips are in a vending machine, w
You've been invited to try not to die in a dungeon! There's probably more motivation than that, but who can be bothered to read the prologue? Will you be guilted to death by a fatherly bird statue? Devoured by an overly possessive giant fly? Or
An Evil Power Master cult has seized an orbit station for unknown purposes, and Rapid Force agents Vern and B0 are behind enemy lines. Will Vern manage to escape the hostile cultists with nothing but his encyclopedic knowledge of ticklish areas
Your parents have left you alone for the first time ever. You regain lucidity after a week-long bender of pizza and late night shows, only to decide to take the boat out and do some time travel. Will you be menaced by a pistol-wielding dwarf? W
Why read a Choose Your Own Adventure book when you can live in one? This week we put those dusty books down, pick up a fistful of dice, and get down to some serious tabletop roleplaying!Vern and B0 are Lacoonian System Rapid Force special agen
It's D&D novelization time again! You wake up in a vampire's bed, but not for the fun sexy reasons you were hoping for. This Strahd guy mostly wants to feed you chicken tenders and rub his teeth on your face. Escape is the only option. Will you
The Earth's oil is gone! And this time, you're not the plucky precocious child genius who can get it all back! You're that child's brother, standing idly by while everyone else does the plot. Can you... follow your brother through an airport? C
You're an officer of the Space Patrol! You have important peacekeeping duties, but all you can think about is chomping delicious sandwiches on some Venusian beach/hellscape. Will you contract a deadly virus that makes your insides painfully exp
Your friend has gone missing in Mexico, and you're having bad dreams. What more proof do you need that he's time-travelled back into the Mayan empire and gotten himself sacrificed? Will you Space Jam for his life against the evil Mayan priestho
The worst (but only?) superhero in Titan City is back! And this time you really can't just go ride bumper cars; you must figure out where these irksome villains are meeting up. Also the President's life is in danger, but since you don't remembe
You're a superhero. Your only power seems to be that you can't be fired from the job you never show up to, but on top of that you have a lot of gadgets (or at least, a lot of guns). When a gang of super villains threatens to take over the world
You've always fantasized about getting chopped to pieces by lightsabers and gunned down by droids. Well now is your chance. Will you have your mental privacy and agency violated by a force user? Will you bring the man responsible for the univer
How many ten year olds does it take to smuggle classified documents and rebel leaders out of a hostile foreign nation? Just one, as long you've got your trusty motor glider. Can you outwit a shifty nerd with no lines, outrun a hail of falling m
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