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Botch Job Society is produced by Rock

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Opera Studios .

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Previously on Botch Job Society

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.

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So what we're doing is cooking two

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recipes , but these recipes are the worst rated

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. I don't know how I feel about that yet .

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You're probably used to . You know you boil

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the noodles on the side or something . We're just putting

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this straight in the pan with the cheese . I don't really know what's going

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on . You wonder , when you see recipes like this

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, chris , like who comes up with this crap ? You know this

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is so stupid . I don't know why you're trying to

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make it good man .

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With the amount of cheese in this . They don't want us to poop later

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.

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That might be one of the most disgusting looking things

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I've ever seen in my life

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. Delicious these noodles aren't

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softened up or anything . What

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is this that we're cooking

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here ? I've never not wanted to eat something

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so bad in my life . It's really

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good .

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Burning smell on the top is not

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pleasant .

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Like initially you want to say , oh , it's not terrible

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, and then you keep chewing and you're like

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, oh , it is . This tastes really bad . It's just

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straight cheese .

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That's that fontino .

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It's cheese , but it's just .

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I keep saying it . It's just burnt dairy , it's

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not good .

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I'm sure you're very glad that you watched it . Now

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you get to see what Chris has

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in store for us . Let's

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move on to dessert

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So now that we had our entree

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, so to speak , it

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is now time for dessert . So

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this is actually titled Worst

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

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. We'll

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see how bad it is Based on just looking

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at the ingredients . The only ones that stick out

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to me are the cornstarch and the maple

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syrup . Those don't seem like typical

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chocolate chip cookie ingredients , but we'll

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find out if that's the case . So

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first step is to melt and cool butter five

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minutes . I don't know what that means , but this

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is a lot of but is this typical ?

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I'm not much of a baker .

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Okay , cuz it seems like a lot of butter

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.

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I think so , though , but Now

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we put the butter in the microwave .

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Start with a minute . Okay

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, so the next step .

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You might be surprised at how quick that butter melts .

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Yeah , that's why , well , and of course I'm this high

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and my microwave is that high , I have

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to jump . Next

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step is to stir the butter and the sugars

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together . So let me get the

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sugar measured out . So

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I need half

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a cup of normal sugar . Come

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on , okay

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, half a cup , that's a

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lot of sugar . Check on the butter Okay

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, it should be fine . A cup and a half

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of the brown sugar , that's a lot

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of sugar . And

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of course , we got the maple syrup still

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coming .

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Oh yeah .

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I believe it's not butter , just

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get a little mix .

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You almost look like you know what you're doing .

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Nope , I

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don't think I'm a very

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good cook or a very good baker , so

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if this recipe isn't already terrible enough , I'm probably going to mess it up

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with my skills . So it was a cup and a half

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of

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packed brown sugar . I probably need a spoon

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.

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Look at all that brown sugar .

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The only brown sugar I need is behind the camera . Glad

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that was well received . Okay

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, that is our cup . You

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should see the way that just plopped in there . And

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then we need a half . I feel

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like mine's going to be a lot messier than yours is . You

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have way more to do . Yeah , I do

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have a lot more to do . I have one pan and

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that is the half Into

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the bowl . Into the bowl . See

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, baking always requires more tools , absolutely

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.

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Which I find annoying .

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Alright , watch

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this pour that good butter pour

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Mmm , and

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then we're just gonna stir .

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And then we're just gonna stir , there you go .

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This is already not feeling familiar

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. I can't

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say . I've made chocolate chip cookies many times

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.

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You didn't bake a lot growing up with family or anything , not

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really .

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We were more the . Let's get the Pillsbury

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pre-made ones and just pop them in , Throw them

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in the oven . Yeah , but

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this doesn't seem right to me . I mean , I

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don't know if you can see this consistency , but

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it's a little it

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says , okay , stir together butter

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and sugars , but

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it doesn't say I don't think the sugar is gonna

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dissolve , add

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eggs , one at a time . There's two of them .

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Can you crack an egg with one hand ?

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No , wait , you mean like going and then yeah

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. I could try .

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So us , we're gonna get show us how good you are

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.

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Oh , I got

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shell . It's not

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part of the recipe . There we go this

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one's crunchy . They

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might be crunchy , the amount of sugar

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that's in here . All right , real gritty All

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right , take two See

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if

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I can do it a second time there you go . That's better

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, yeah , but now my hand's covered

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in yolk .

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Small price to pay .

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Oh , one at a time . Okay , so I've already screwed it

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up . Okay

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, well , we'll just see .

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Oops , I didn't want to backseat drive .

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No , please .

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I need all the help I can get . There

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you go oh .

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God , a little too rigorous Whisking

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, I think , alright

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.

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Something that is going to become a part of these episodes

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. I feel just need to throw botched

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across the screen . The same way , wasted pops up

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on GTA's kiddie's die yeah

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.

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Okay , I would say that's pretty well blended . It

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still sounds very grainy , but

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I think that that's intended

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. Okay , delicious

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Vanilla extract

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and the maple syrup , because

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this doesn't have enough sugar in it .

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You ever heard of maple syrup ?

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in a cookie it's a weird In a chocolate chip

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cookie . Yeah , the

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whole episode is gonna be me just trying to take

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this off . Ow

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my eyes

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, I start

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turning into a vanilla bean . The

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thing about vanilla extract is it always smells

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so nice , but have you ever taken ? That's

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just too much , too much sugar

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.

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Like you're mixing while horseback riding , all

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right

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. The

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color is

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consistent with chocolate chip cookies , but How's

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it smelling ?

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Mm overly , the maple syrup's gonna probably

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overpower it . Like it smells , just

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like just straight maple syrup . Yeah , okay , okay so

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I have to mix the wet ingredients Like it smells just like

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straight maple syrup , okay , okay . So I have to mix the wet

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ingredients with the mixture of flour

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, cornstarch , baking powder , baking

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soda and salt . Just going to

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get that going .

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This is going to make a lot

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of cookies . Does it say how many this recipe

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is intended to make ? I

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don't think this one did .

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You might need a bigger baking sheet . Yeah , I don't think we're gonna . I'm gonna have leftover

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, leftover

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cookies that no one's gonna wanna eat .

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Maybe you'll be surprised and they're gonna be actually really good

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.

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Yeah , I don't know . Okay

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, and then baking

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soda and then salt . I

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don't even really like chocolate chip cookies that much . How

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could we have known that a

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monster was

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living among us ?

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How dare you ?

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I know , I know this is

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what I'm gonna be doing after I eat them , or

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maybe after that mac

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and cheese ?

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possibly this is not looking , yeah

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. So what happens when you don't mix in the eggs wanted ?

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it to Somehow . I don't

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think that that was the problem . Okay

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, there you go .

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Now it's getting chunky .

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But it's still so powdery I

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definitely did the right amount Three

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and a quarter cups of flour .

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These are Griselda Blanco chocolate chip cookies

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. No big deal .

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Oh my gosh . Do I need

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to use ?

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my hands . I was just thinking you might

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need to , Should I ? Should I get in there ?

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You might be able to keep if you keep mixing you might be good

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you might have to trust the process

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. Okay , maybe I use the spatula .

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Looks like you're about to make pasta .

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Oops , this does look a little bit like pasta

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. Okay , let me . Oh

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, this was a bad idea . Oh

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no , this is

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a terrible idea , oh no . All right

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, I think I'm gonna have to go in with

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my hands . Okay

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, it's not as powdery as it was before

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. How

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am I gonna get this off my hands ? I

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got an idea . Oh

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yeah .

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Oh geez .

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That's a thumbnail . Yeah , alright

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. Most important step Chocolate

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chips . Chocolate chips . Two

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cups , which is a lot

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. Well , maybe not . I

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keep saying everything's a lot , this is a lot of , but

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is this typical ? This is going to make a lot

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of cookies , which is a lot

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, but maybe it's just my inexperience

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. Oh

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no , it's a lot . Oh

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no , it's a lot , don't worry

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. Alright , as you feel . Mmm got that one , mmm tasty , we'll do one more Tasty . So

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I'm going to use this quarter cup

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excuse me , this quarter cup scoop

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to replace

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an ice cream scoop , because I do not have one . Could

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I have gone out and gotten one ? Sure , but

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we

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don't do that here . Shame on you , I

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know all right . Place

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two to three tables

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teaspoons two inches

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apart . Cook for 13 minutes in a 350

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degree oven . Okay , we are preheated already

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. I have my

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cookie sheet . There's

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a piece of sheet . I'm

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probably going to edit that out . Should

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I grease this , do you think ?

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Maybe a little cooking spray ? Yeah , a little quick dab . I always do yeah because you't know . Should I grease this , do you think

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? Maybe a little cooking spray ? Yeah , a little quick dab . I always do

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yeah because you never know , all

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right , there

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we go . Jesus

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.

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Is that too big ? I

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don't know how big cookies are supposed to be . It doesn't say

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I don't know how big cookies are supposed to be . It doesn't say I don't know this one

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might turn out .

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I really hope Yours looks way better

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than that mac and cheese . I'll tell you that .

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I kind of hope it doesn't turn out . So

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now that we've got we've got

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one , two , three , 12

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, 12 cookies here we're

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gonna put them in the oven for 13

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minutes at 350

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. All right , set timer

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, all

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right those are going and

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we'll be back in 13 minutes , maybe

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. All

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right , so the timer just went off for our worst chocolate chip cookies

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. I'm gonna take them out of the oven . I can only

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use one because I gotta put it on the thing

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Shh .

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Do you want that towel back ?

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No , no no , it's fine . Okay

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, a

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little more wrinkly than I was

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expecting , don't

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they look a little more Shush

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A

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little more . Oh , there's some nice

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powder there . They

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look like a desert , like

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a desert landscape a little bit Not as

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smooth as you'd typically see a

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cookie . Yeah , doesn't

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mean they won't taste bad , but already

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, based on presentation , not a

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lot of confidence so

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far . So we gotta let these cool . Looks like SpongeBob's

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grandma . Spongebob , I

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always okay , so where's that mom ? Total

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side note where his mom , but also his

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mom and his dad , I thought they were cookies . They

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look like sponges , but we

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have to let these cool . Well , once

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these are Cool

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enough , then we will have a taste test

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and then eat them .

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So stay tuned One

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eternity later .

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It's another moment of truth , whether these

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are the worst cookies or

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if they'remeh

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.

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Damn it . Is it actually pretty good ? They're

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pretty good . Yeah , there

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you go . Let me see

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what we got here .

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Okay , try it . Still

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a bit warm , but they're not the best . They're

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not terrible , though . No , I

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think there could be something to kick them up a notch , but

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I don't know why these are

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rated so low . I

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think these are maybe a three

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and a half four at best .

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Well , yeah , I'm kind of mad that

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I'm not mad at these . Yeah , me too

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. I'm also like what's

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going on . You see how he

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set me up , guys . He gave me the mac and cheese

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, which was at best

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1.5 out of five , and

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then you get the cookies . It's like , eh , if

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I were to rate it probably

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three and a half , maybe a four

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.

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I'll tell you what I'm disappointed that

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they weren't worse , but oh

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well , I'm shocked .

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All right , so that was the botch

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job version of Top Chef . Essentially

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, my dish , this

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lovely mac and cheese some

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of you may know , because you're probably

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going to come over after this and try some , not

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knowing that it's not good . My

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dish one out of five , 1.5

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. No real flavor to it , just cheese

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.

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Yeah , so yeah , mine wasn't great

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, chris you on the other hand , yeah , I'm

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kind of disappointed that this turned out so good , because

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Like they're not bad . No , I would

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serve it to people and I don't think anybody

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would think twice about it . You know

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what I mean . So I'm kind of mad that

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this turned out so good . However

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, I am glad that I found a recipe that I can now

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make . That I know won't

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be a disaster , but

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, yeah , I wish this was worse . It's

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weird to say that , yeah , but it's

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kinda true .

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I'm gonna see if I can find some more bad recipes

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.

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Yeah .

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And next time I'm gonna make sure it's bad .

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Yeah .

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Yeah , and next time I'm gonna make sure it's bad . Yeah , yeah , I actually asked my ideas

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about that . Yeah , so this was

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Top Chef Bot's Job Edition and

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I'm gonna go enjoy

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more of these cookies and peddle off

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this mac and cheese to make people think it's good . I can't

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wait to see their reactions when they try to pretend

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