Ever wondered why your two plucky podcasters haven't ever been placed in charge of a kingdom? Well, after this episode, you'll thank your lucky stars because you'll know the horrifying answer. And it's not who you'd think that's the real menace. Your Bartender Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty unleash upon the world their terrifying ideas for a fictional kingdom/hellhole and also share some family news, some support for poor suffering Billy Joel, and even take a quick international trip. Plus, chickens! Yes, really.