Infinite Lasagna. No, wait, don't leave, we have a point to make. Seriously. Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey, having listened to far too much weirdness and wackiness online, have decided to weigh in at last on the world's most delicious controversy: the Infinite Lasagna Paradox. Yes, this is a thing, we swear. Grab your tablets and take a seat, this one's going to be hunger-enducing and also a trifle mathematical. Also, there's a guy in a barrel and we announce the official launch of our Patreon Page!!!