We very nearly missed this episode, which was stowed away in a vault at Burpcast headquarters, but indeed THIS was our first show of 2019. We kick things off with a discussion of how we spent our New Years Eves, including an excursion to Diapertown, USA. Our Three Stars discussion this week covers first date movies: Bryan from Kickball shares the juicy details of his 7th-grade dating game and nearly comes to blows with Dr. Jones as they fight over a shared #1 star. In an abbreviated What You Sippin’ on, you’ll never guess what Brett brought over… While we do a little sweater swap of brews from notable Maryland “B cities.” This week on the internet, we dive into YouTubue’s horrible year in review, while Chris proves he knows more about the interwebs than all of the rest of us combined. Nedbot and Beege Roomba throw it way back to a little ditty about some sweet treats. We have a special guest in the building to join us for Bonks, Beers, and Burps as the power couple known as Crashleigh stops by and earns a producer credit. Bryan has a persnickety sleep regimen, Wayne Brettzky channels his Wayne Gretzky in the top shot challenge, Neal chases Vanessa Hudgens who was riding a piano car down the middle of a city street, and Ashleigh tells us about her favorite hobby: harvesting cat blood.