Well here it is, the season finale!

If you made it this far congratulations you win a special prize.
We won't tell you what that prize is, but at some point in your future something will happen and if it's good then that might have been us sorting it out for you.
You're very welcome Brain Baller!
Thank you for gritting your ears and getting through this everyone!
Take care of yourselves, be kind, and have a pork wellington on us.
*you

In this episode

1) Ben sort of tells us about the time he was declared legally dead.

2) Austen sort of tells us about the time not having any phone signal saved his bacon.

(To be honest the stories themselves are terrible in this one but there's nearly as much 'not stories' in it too which probably helps! :D)

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