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or home. The. Be White chiefs

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you know, I think I'm most excited. To

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clap my own cheeks this year. I was gonna

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say my own cheeks. Yes,

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hurting each other's cheeks, clapping

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are oh gee said your

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home his cheeks this year.

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it is. The.

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across your mom's as ah

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yeah baby dragon my cheeks

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across myself while I clap

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my own cheeks. Aaron They

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want my cheeks across America

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with the rhythm New to.

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should be my name of the

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the new tar during the year, a new

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Welcome everybody to the Brain League

1:32

Podcast. Twenty twenty four Days you.

1:35

Know your weeknight, it's. An.

1:39

Episode has already gone out this year, but

1:41

as the first time that we're recording. In.

1:43

The new yeah the a fuck the Rambo

1:45

episode that was that had problems that are

1:48

supposed to go away earlier because we recorded

1:50

like over a month ago. I

1:54

look. those camera issues but we fix

1:56

their we did lose episode know we

1:58

didn't lose episode read Never lost an

2:00

episode. Never have we

2:02

ever. Never. Put a finger down if

2:05

you've never lost an episode. Never

2:08

have I ever. Never have

2:10

I ever lost two episodes. No,

2:14

no, no. Well it's New

2:16

Year folks. New Year, New

2:18

You listening to Brain Lake

2:20

all the time. Right?

2:23

How was, was

2:25

2023, it's some up

2:27

or some down for you? Ooh, some

2:30

down. Some down? Yeah. I

2:32

wear that sentiment a lot. There

2:34

was good stuff in 2023. Okay,

2:38

is this a thing that we

2:40

do where it's like, it's a some down because all I

2:42

can remember is the last two months of 2023? Quite

2:45

possibly actually. Because I think that too where I'm

2:47

like the last two months were so fast and

2:50

so hectic that I'm like, oh man, I

2:52

kind of came out of the year like sad

2:54

and miserable. And I'm like, so

2:56

much great shit happened in 2023. Man

2:59

we really do stack a lot of shit

3:02

on at the very end of the year

3:04

and like, you know, the holidays are fun

3:06

and it's nice, but it's also so stressful.

3:08

So I think that does impact the end

3:10

of the year because you're just, you're

3:12

tired by the time we get to New Year's

3:15

you're fucking tired and you have

3:17

that week after Christmas where you're in

3:19

a weird, weird purgatory. Everyone

3:21

showed me a good meme which was a

3:23

cat confused and it said between the 25th

3:25

and the 30th, 31st? Is

3:28

it 31 days in December? Yeah.

3:31

It was like between the 25th and the 31st

3:34

it's like full of bread and not knowing what day

3:36

of the week it is. It's like,

3:38

I have no idea what's going on. Everyone's

3:41

off. It's like, you can't tell

3:43

what's going on outside because no one's in there like nine

3:45

to fives as much. All the kids

3:47

are off school and like, what day is it? It's

3:49

weird. All I did was eat carbohydrates

3:51

and fry my brain. Right?

3:54

I was, I felt so

3:57

off and I was so full all

3:59

the time. Yeah, I

4:01

remember being a kid and I woke up and

4:03

all I did was eat chocolate and sweets and

4:05

food all day And it was

4:08

amazing. It was like the one day I was allowed just

4:10

do whatever the fuck I wanted I know

4:12

I'm an adult and I'm like I'm gonna do that and then I

4:14

have my breakfast and I eat like a cake or Something

4:16

I'm like man. I'm out for the

4:19

day. I can't do that. I Made

4:21

like a full Christmas dinner for the first

4:23

time like at home on like on my

4:26

own I made it and I

4:28

was like I'm gonna do this. This is my thing.

4:30

I love cooking I've never made a Christmas dinner and

4:32

it was amazing But then it's like I had breakfast

4:34

and then dinner at 7 p.m. And then I was

4:36

like, I'm done That's all I

4:38

need I

4:41

felt so bad because my mom made like

4:43

a bunch of Christmas cookies and then for

4:46

one of my Gifts, she

4:48

was they it was that

4:50

it was just a tin of cookies and she's like

4:52

you can eat them right now And I was like, I don't I

4:55

appreciate this gift. I don't want to Tell

5:00

me you like them but yeah I

5:02

felt bad because I was like I really

5:04

appreciate this and I will over time eat

5:06

these but now I'm at the point where

5:08

I'm Like I can't eat like a cookie.

5:10

Yeah, mom. It's a marathon. It's not a

5:12

sprint Yeah, I used

5:14

to sprint so fast. She's like eat

5:16

up just like young Ethan used to do now.

5:18

I'm numb Here come

5:21

the cookie here come the cookie not

5:23

anymore Not anymore. There's

5:25

so much I don't I don't

5:27

know if you shared the same thing that I'm about

5:29

to say but there's so much for us to talk

5:31

About there's so many things. It's

5:33

wild is there? Yeah,

5:36

there's so much stuff. You're gonna have to

5:39

prioritize these what's the least important one to

5:41

talk about? Uh least

5:43

important one to talk about I

5:47

Don't we can just say I'm like blow past.

5:49

Well, there's so many things. I think

5:51

the least important one For

5:54

me and the one that I was very excited

5:57

about but now there's there's too much information was

6:00

all the Epstein stuff was coming out.

6:02

Right. And it's also like depressing, but

6:04

all of these names were released. But

6:06

the court documents, I... I

6:09

don't know why I thought this- I would just like to go out

6:11

and say me and Ethan's names are not on this list. They

6:14

are not on the list. We don't know Epstein. I

6:17

had never heard of his name until he died.

6:20

Not only have I not been to his

6:22

island, haven't been to a single island in

6:25

my life. No islands for me. You came

6:27

to visit me. Bitch.

6:32

UK is an island. Is

6:34

it? Yeah. I've

6:37

been to one island. Didn't

6:41

you go to the Bahamas? Isn't that an island?

6:43

Listen, I think that being on an island is

6:45

more of a safe vibe. I think you don't

6:47

know what- Just because Mr. Beast doesn't own them

6:49

does not make them non-islands. I've

6:53

never been to an island before. I'm being

6:55

a bad improv partner. Yes, and... Yes,

6:59

and never island. What

7:03

I wanted, and I realized afterward, I was like,

7:05

I don't know why an official

7:07

court would do this. I wanted

7:09

just a list of names. I

7:11

didn't realize that it was gonna be a 2,000 page

7:14

court document. Yeah, when they were like, they're

7:16

gonna unseal the document and we're all gonna

7:18

get the names. It's like... Us-

7:21

Ah, that's like reading Dune. I'm

7:24

not reading that. It's like, I'm

7:26

just gonna go to Reddit and get the cliff

7:28

notes and they'll tell me who bad person. Turns

7:32

out all of them. Yep,

7:34

Stephen Hawking was there. Yeah,

7:36

I also saw that George Lucas's name was on the

7:38

list. George Lucas's name was

7:40

on the list? Yeah, but then people were

7:42

pointing out that the list wasn't just the

7:44

people who were involved in the horrible shit.

7:46

It was also people who

7:49

knew the people who were involved in the horrible

7:51

shit and also people who just knew Epstein and

7:53

also people who were potentially clients

7:55

that he was gonna bring over and like show

7:58

off to. It was

8:00

basically just a list of rich people. It's all very

8:02

confusing. And I don't really know. I

8:04

didn't read the document, so I don't know. I

8:06

could be way off base. Yeah.

8:09

I just think... I have no idea. Turning

8:12

around and saying George Lucas is a pedophile is

8:14

a very... That's a

8:16

big dick swing in accusation that I don't

8:18

really want to do. Bold

8:20

claims and we don't have enough information.

8:22

Yeah, I'm gonna be smarter than most

8:25

internet people and not... start

8:27

throwing that word around at people. Yeah.

8:31

So that was an exciting... An

8:34

exciting thing to happen to people. Maybe it's a different adjective. Yeah,

8:37

that was a... Interesting. Different

8:40

adjective. Interesting. That was a time. That

8:43

was definitely one of the times in 2023. No,

8:46

2024. Oh, that's true. It

8:49

did happen in the new year. New year? New

8:51

list. That's not great

8:53

to read. That was like... Santa,

8:56

Epstein and Schindler battling for

8:58

that tour. That's the most

9:00

famous list. Who

9:02

has the naughtiest list?

9:05

Anyway... Another

9:10

thing that I thought was fun

9:12

and I completely forgot about. Steamboat

9:15

Wilson. Is

9:17

this Steamboat Willie? Yeah, but you know. Oh,

9:21

you're being funny. Yeah. You're being

9:23

quirky. I see. I

9:25

see. Yes. Steamboat

9:29

William has been put up for auction. He's

9:32

just out there now. He was fucking running

9:35

around. Yeah. The,

9:37

uh, the copyright ran out for

9:39

Steamboat Willie version of Mickey. How

9:41

did he... This

9:44

is the wrong question to be asking right

9:46

now. Why Steamboat Willie? Like

9:48

why the name? Yeah, I

9:50

don't like that name. It sounds like

9:52

a plantation owner. I don't like what

9:56

that sounds like it infers. I...

10:00

Didn't even think about that until now

10:02

because it's Mickey Mouse. Yeah,

10:04

Mickey Mouse and Steamboat Willie do not

10:06

go together whatsoever. Is

10:08

the... Is he

10:10

Mici... I haven't... I

10:12

don't know the Steamboat Willie lore.

10:15

Is the episode... because I know it's like

10:17

an episode. So is the episode just called

10:19

Steamboat Willie? So they're referring to... So he's

10:22

not actually Steamboat Willie. I don't know. I

10:25

have no idea. Either way, saying the term

10:27

Steamboat Willie definitely puts you back in like

10:29

the 1800s. But

10:33

he's out in the public domain now.

10:35

Yeah. And I... Have...

10:38

Opinions about it. Okay. And questions. That's

10:40

what this is for. Safe

10:43

space. Until it goes out on the internet and then they'll

10:45

tear you apart. Yes. So...

10:49

There's a few things that I... Am

10:51

wondering about. So... The copyright

10:53

is up. Disney no longer can

10:55

sue you for doing things with

10:58

the Steamboat. Other Mickey Mouse, you're

11:00

fucked. Walt will

11:02

come out of the grave and kill you. How

11:05

do you differentiate that? So like as

11:07

soon as it happened, I think it was on

11:09

January 1st, a trailer

11:12

dropped for another shitty horror movie.

11:14

It's called like Mickey's

11:16

Mouse Trap or something like that. Yeah,

11:18

there was also a horror game like

11:20

Infestation 88 or something. Yeah,

11:22

because... The same thing

11:24

happened last year with Winnie the Pooh. Winnie

11:28

the Pooh went into public domain and so

11:30

Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey or whatever

11:32

was released. Which I heard was awful. Heard

11:35

it was awful. I watched the trailer for

11:37

the Mickey Mouse one. It looks

11:40

really bad. But...

11:43

And so it seems like an obvious,

11:45

from my point of view, kind

11:47

of an obvious cash grab of like, okay, we

11:49

can profit off of this thing going to... Into

11:51

public domain. And it bombs me in a little

11:53

bit because it just doesn't seem

11:55

like there's any thought put into it. And

11:58

it's just a shitty thing to... because

12:00

like the Winnie

12:03

the Pooh blood and honey made like

12:05

five million dollars but it only costs

12:07

like a hundred grand to make according

12:10

to IMDB so I don't know how

12:12

I don't think that movie should have cost that much to make

12:15

I have no but I mean in the

12:17

grand scheme of things movies causing

12:19

money a hundred grand is nothing yeah

12:22

that's true it does not money

12:24

to make a movie but

12:26

looking at the trailer for

12:29

Mickey's revenge how

12:32

but looking at the trailer like

12:43

it just looks like Mickey Mouse and

12:46

so I'm like okay where are

12:48

they gonna draw the line how can well

12:50

steamboat will you have specific

12:53

shorts on and he is a hat regular

12:56

Mickey Mouse doesn't have the hat well

12:59

I don't think that they had a hat in

13:02

the trailer I think it was just a mask of

13:05

of of Michael

13:07

Mouse also

13:11

steamboat Willie has no gloves Mickey

13:13

Mouse's gloves steamboat

13:16

Willie doesn't have no he

13:18

just has because it's black and white

13:20

so he just is

13:22

the shorts which are white and boots are like gray

13:24

I don't

13:28

know I'm not a fucking lawyer very

13:30

similar though so I wonder

13:32

if because people are like

13:34

oh it's free rain we can just do whatever

13:36

we want now with with steamboat Willie version of

13:39

Mickey Mouse I wonder if people are gonna get

13:41

a little bit ahead of themselves and then Disney's

13:43

gonna sue them anyway because it's like the likeness

13:45

is too similar to current

13:48

present-day Michael all I know is that

13:50

you shouldn't fuck with the mouse yeah

13:53

you fuck with the mouse you'll take your house

13:55

that's what they say in the

13:58

buyer exam for becoming a lawyer Given

14:00

the third you like what the one

14:02

in the not to fuck with and

14:04

everyone just signs the disney lot of.

14:08

Sets actually the first rule of

14:10

fight club. People

14:13

had some fun. I was

14:15

Lucky Breaks or her citizen

14:17

as it's is really though

14:19

but I'm I'm not excited

14:21

about the. I learned

14:23

content coming and I think.

14:26

Some. People out there will be very

14:28

smart. One. That's the thing is, like

14:30

the real outhouses of the were like of

14:32

our yasser of the World's earth as didn't

14:35

even news those types of people. it's still

14:37

up in a pickup. Mickey Mouse and fucking

14:39

Winnie the Pooh like all the people who

14:41

can do something good with it already have

14:43

their own original ideas or are adapting other

14:46

stuff. Like. Deny it

14:48

touched the mouse. Know

14:51

there's. No, I do like that the first Port of

14:53

Call is a horror movie, though I do like that

14:55

that's. Maybe. Masses. fuck this all.

14:58

Poppy. Play time. I

15:00

saw vending machine again a movie. So.

15:03

I I think that

15:05

one. Like.

15:07

It's a horror as they leaned a horror

15:09

because that is kind of what part is

15:11

popular and and because of those games but also

15:14

at the same time like. Were

15:16

Lc the do yeah I guess is

15:19

it's the contrast of like what is

15:21

mickey never don't which is put the

15:23

head off someone. Yeah.

15:25

Off ma'am. What if though

15:27

leaned the other way. It

15:30

is you know Mickey's never cut the

15:32

had often somebody and Mrs also never

15:34

given had to suffer. Emotionally

15:38

porno is being made as reason

15:40

he's a. Good

15:43

idea of the really doesn't have a voice. He

15:45

just whistles right? Ah

15:47

I think so that's not the like

15:49

were voices. Was it like was invented

15:51

backs and yet. No. I think

15:53

voice of came out when color tv him out. I

15:57

did see that. And that.

16:00

A ballsy move, but it

16:02

is legal. A corridor Digital

16:04

just posted. On. Edited.

16:07

Original. Steamboat Willie to their channel.

16:09

Is full of is like oh I

16:12

guess it's the I can I can

16:14

do that Subaru. We could literally just

16:16

sit down and watched that for an

16:19

episode. Of

16:21

even rate minute and a half

16:23

of yes. But I was like oh. Wow.

16:25

Yeah, that's where you can just do that.

16:28

Have. You ever watched that? Cartoon.

16:30

By of not. And not not

16:32

in it's entirety. It's not great. Yeah

16:36

well it's thinking more You like no one.

16:39

Which is not going to transcends

16:41

time the way. A. Will

16:43

It's like were animation. says.

16:46

I don't know what I'm talking about. Me:

16:51

As I'm just like speaking as a

16:53

my brain like talking about. And

16:56

then everything that comes back of everyone's like. Sean.

16:59

Your fucking dumb ass. Third, there's one thing

17:01

I want to bring up which is yet

17:03

goes in hurt his back. Was it last

17:06

year that the amber heard Johnny Depp thing

17:08

happens? Ah,

17:10

I think that was twenty twenty

17:12

two foot. Chasm Answer: the

17:14

remember that was all happening and aid.

17:17

I didn't really know what the case

17:19

was about, I didn't really care about

17:21

either of them. I just saw Means

17:23

on twitter and this this is my

17:25

own fault for doing this. I had

17:27

a video where I was like partying

17:29

other stuff and I had seen the

17:32

means of people doing her dog stepping

17:34

on a beach. And

17:36

I thought oh funny meme, Like.

17:38

In the in the clip it looks like she's

17:40

trying to acts but it's not working and I

17:42

either that's where it ended. I thought of as

17:44

a silly or dogs step on the be yeah

17:47

it was like a story he was telling and

17:49

and of as a a point in the story

17:51

that she said my dog stuff than a be

17:53

and she's all distraught about it and I. I.

17:56

like a poked fun at that a little because

17:58

of the means that we're going around on

20:00

her and I'm like I don't have a

20:02

dog in this race at all I like

20:04

I don't like because a lot of people were saying always

20:06

talking with Johnny Depp and I'm like I know

20:08

I'm not I don't care about Johnny Depp I

20:10

don't I don't care about Johnny Depp either

20:15

I also saw like the clips of him like

20:18

talking to the jury and how he was like using

20:21

his charisma to get through it and I'm like I

20:23

don't think that's the right set up the jury yeah

20:25

I don't think that's the right setting to do that

20:28

in like it's a serious court

20:30

case being televised but you

20:33

allowed to risk up the jury clearly

20:37

I don't know I'm not getting

20:40

involved I've

20:42

never been to court I was asked to be on

20:44

jury duty once when I was 18

20:46

and then I was like oh

20:48

man I guess I have to go to this thing I

20:50

don't know what it is I'm like

20:53

mandatory in Ireland

20:55

yeah so I it was

20:57

like a week to go and I

20:59

was like I guess I have to go here and do

21:01

this and like my mom will drive me and I'll just

21:03

be like sitting there I'll be the youngest person there and

21:06

then it's so unlucky as well it's just like turning 18

21:09

and then getting the thing to be like you're of

21:11

age here you go and then

21:15

a week to go I was in Dublin Zoo

21:17

when I got a text message being like you

21:19

don't have to go it's the case got settled

21:21

or like it's not going to court

21:23

anymore and I was like thank God and

21:25

I was like I do I ever have to go to jury duty

21:27

now the fact that it was asked

21:29

and then passed does that mean I can't get

21:31

asked again I

21:34

mean I don't know how it works in Ireland you

21:37

can get asked to

21:39

go to I think it's kind of random in

21:41

the US I know it always happens like

21:43

at least once I think I

21:46

was asked I

21:48

was something for jury duty during

21:50

like peak covid and I

21:52

just responded and I was like nah

21:55

I'm not coming to this because

21:58

of Covid and And I didn't

22:00

think that that would work when they were like, yep, that

22:03

checks. You do not have to come. And I was like, oh,

22:06

yes, did it. It's like,

22:08

send you a party invite. Like, nah, I'm

22:10

busy that day. And they're like, yeah,

22:13

that's fine. That is cool. You

22:15

want to come to jury duty, no worries, if not. That's

22:19

kind of like what it sounded like, because I

22:21

think that they were probably sending out a lot

22:24

of jury duty stuff at that time, being like,

22:26

we need jurors, but we understand that people are

22:28

not going to come in. And

22:31

I think during a pandemic, they probably

22:33

can't enforce that anyway. But

22:37

I remember like years ago, Mika got

22:39

called into jury duty and I don't

22:41

really remember like what the case was,

22:43

but she ended up becoming the like

22:45

lead juror that at the very end,

22:47

like presented everything. She got to say

22:49

someone was getting killed. Yeah,

22:52

she did. And that's absolutely

22:54

what happened. Damn, Texas is

22:56

wrong. It

22:59

was it was some

23:02

case about like like

23:04

workers comp or some shit. I

23:06

can't remember. But anyway, she she was

23:09

like, well, I have to be here

23:11

for X amount of hours

23:13

per day might as well actually like participate

23:15

and stuff. And she's super into like

23:18

true crime stuff. Anyway, this was not

23:20

a case in

23:22

that way. But

23:25

she was like, I might as well just pay attention. So

23:27

she was like the only one actually like paying attention and

23:29

taking notes. And then when it

23:31

came for the jury to like make a decision, they

23:33

all like got together. And she was like, Oh, like,

23:36

I think I'm the only one that's been

23:39

paying attention and like taking notes on this.

23:41

I just kind of everyone don't you think

23:44

it's like, yeah, it's for like more serious cases

23:47

where someone can go to jail for life and

23:49

like is on trial for murder or whatever, like

23:51

you have to pay more attention. But

23:54

it's like you bring a bunch of people in who don't want to

23:56

be there. Of course, they're not going to pay attention. Yeah.

28:01

And that's what they walk across. And

28:04

I can see it right now. You're internalizing it. You're

28:06

like, what can I say that doesn't get me in

28:08

trouble? I have a question

28:10

for you. Sure. That's

28:13

kind of about fandoms. Do you like

28:15

Taylor Swift? Do you like Taylor Swift?

28:19

Okay, I was thinking about this yesterday.

28:22

Okay? Because for some reason, Aliens was trending

28:24

on Twitter. Hell yeah. I didn't click on it.

28:26

I don't know what was going on. But

28:30

I was recording a

28:32

video. I don't remember actually

28:34

what it was, but I went down a

28:36

rabbit hole of... Because

28:38

I was like, wait, you have to

28:40

wash fursuits. You can't just leave

28:43

them out stankin', and I'm sure a lot of people

28:45

do. And then I thought, and

28:48

I looked up a tutorial on how to clean

28:50

a fursuit. Please

28:52

tell me you recorded all of this. This

28:55

is all in the video. This is not in my

28:57

own time. Okay, great. But

28:59

then I was thinking, we

29:02

never talk about alien comedy.

29:05

Do aliens have bits? And

29:07

furthermore, do aliens have

29:09

furries or something similar?

29:14

I always think about aliens being so

29:16

serious. It's like Enrico

29:19

Fermi, the Fermi Paradox, when he talks about a

29:21

universe that's so many years old, the building box

29:23

of life. The

29:27

statistics of life actually existing are not as

29:29

low as we think. There must be intelligent

29:31

life out there. Do you think

29:33

the natural step after that

29:35

is once you make a civilization, you

29:37

get a hierarchy? We're

29:39

all civilized and we live in a

29:41

society. Joker meme.

29:46

Like, we're at a certain... I

29:48

can't remember what level of civilization are we, level

29:50

one or two or something. But

29:53

is there a point where after a certain

29:55

amount of time when a civilization comes out,

29:57

an intelligent life forms... Furries

30:00

and comedy have to exist. I

30:05

think so. Must be. Well, I think so.

30:08

Let's break this down. I

30:10

need a pen so I look smart. If

30:14

furries are based on animals... It's a sub now. So

30:18

if we

30:20

base our own furryology on

30:23

the fact that it's animals roaming around, then

30:26

vis-a-vis, it

30:29

would have to be that the aliens

30:31

Fauna are what are causing the furries.

30:33

So what does alien fauna look like?

30:37

Let's put this up on the graph. This

30:41

is very interesting. Only to

30:43

us. But

30:46

here's another question. Bouncing back

30:48

to the civilization thing that you just said, when

30:51

did we start joking around? What

30:53

was the first joke? Oh

30:56

my god. That's wild to think

30:58

about because it doesn't even seem

31:00

real. But it was.

31:03

There was a first joke. A

31:06

first prank. It had to be a non-verbal.

31:09

It can't be like a set up punch line kind

31:11

of thing. It has to be like, I

31:13

put my finger in your ass. Ha ha ha. It

31:16

literally was probably just two cavemen and one

31:19

of them took a stick, hit the other

31:21

on the head and just, oh. And

31:23

then the other one went, oh. And

31:26

then they just started hitting each other. That

31:29

was it. Yeah.

31:32

Or they had like a very primitive like,

31:35

he was like, oh, oh, oh. And

31:37

then he pointed at the other guy's mother

31:39

and went, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then

31:41

that was it. Like

31:43

the world's first yo mama joke. God,

31:47

I bet it was that. We

31:49

need to get some antiquarians

31:51

on, some historical. What

31:54

are they called? Not archaeologists.

31:56

Anthropologists. Anthropologists, yes.

32:00

Um, I feel like it

32:02

would probably be similar to the

32:04

way that babies think things is funny. Yeah.

32:09

Babies and cavemen are not too dissimilar

32:11

in the way that they think. But

32:13

babies find other things funny. Like,

32:16

the cavemen were sitting around and some animal, like,

32:18

fell out of a tree and both of them

32:20

laughed at that. But they didn't

32:22

create that comedy. Because if we're

32:24

doing that, then, oh, jokes go way

32:26

back. Hmm. Like

32:29

apes before cavemen were already telling

32:32

those jokes. Mm-hmm.

32:34

They were already telling those jokes. They

32:38

were stealing... The cavemen stole these

32:40

jokes from the great apes. Here's

32:42

a question. Who was the first

32:45

Nepo baby? In

32:48

the great ape kingdom. Oh, man.

32:50

Someone's ape son took over and

32:53

no one challenged him and they were like, yeah, whatever.

32:55

He's fucking... He's...

32:59

That guy's... I was trying to think of a funny monkey

33:01

name, but none of them sound good. I

33:04

mean... He's banana lovers son. Is

33:07

that good? The first Nepo baby was...

33:11

Was... Was the first alpha,

33:15

you know? Take it, take it, take it like

33:17

this, okay? Think of it like this. I

33:20

don't know if I have to broaden my mind or get

33:22

rid of my mind. Get rid of it. Throw

33:24

it all out. 2024, new brain. Okay.

33:27

Think of a wolf pack or a

33:29

lion pride, you know? There's the alpha

33:32

or whatever. Yeah. What a dog of

33:34

the alpha. And I don't even know

33:36

if this is real or not, but

33:38

when I think about lions, I think

33:40

of there only being one dude. It's

33:46

kind of how it is. They find their own pride. Right?

33:50

It's kind of just one dude. There's

33:53

a term for that, like a system

33:55

like roosters where a rooster has like 10 hens

33:58

and he takes care of his flock. There's like a term

34:00

for that type of society.

34:05

So think of it like that though. The

34:07

first Nepo baby must have been the first

34:11

born son. Yeah. And he

34:13

was just like, oh, I guess I'm the... Simba. I'm

34:16

the Lion King. It's Simba coming

34:18

out and he's like, oh, I'm the king now, even though all

34:20

the women do all the work. And

34:23

they all do the hunting and stuff. Isn't that

34:26

what most kingdoms

34:28

were? Any

34:30

society that had a king, it was like, yeah, the women do

34:32

all the work. All they do is fuck around. Yeah.

34:35

And that's the first Nepo baby.

34:38

Yeah. Kings didn't do shit,

34:40

but they got all the glory. I

34:43

still can't believe some kings and

34:46

queens and royalty actually

34:48

exist. It's stupid. Anyway,

34:51

we're talking about what the first joke ever made was.

34:54

Yeah. What about the last joke? Who

34:59

truly will have the last

35:01

laugh? I hope the

35:03

last two humans on earth right before existence

35:06

ends and they go, see you

35:08

next week. And then he goes, dead.

35:13

That's it. But man,

35:17

what if that's

35:19

so tragic? If

35:22

a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody

35:24

around to hear it, did it

35:26

make a sound? You got that right. If

35:30

you're the last person on earth. This is

35:32

like watching Bush try to pull me once

35:34

all over again. If

35:36

you're the last person on earth, you make a

35:38

joke, there's no one there around to interpret

35:41

it as a joke or laugh. Is

35:45

it even a joke? A quantum joke.

35:48

If you make a joke in a vacuum and

35:50

no one's around to hear it, it can't collapse

35:52

the wave function. There's nothing there to observe it.

35:54

It's a quantum joke. I guess

35:56

you would believe it. We gotta

35:59

get Hank Greed. on the podcast.

36:01

We gotta get floating around the

36:03

pod. We gotta get Hank

36:05

Green on the podcast and ask him all

36:07

of these really dumb questions.

36:09

Yeah and call it like science for

36:11

babies. And he'll just

36:13

sit there and just go, no,

36:16

that's not how that works. Fucking

36:19

idiot. Which is why you have

36:21

him on. He's a mediator. We

36:24

should have debates about who's more

36:26

right in the most wrong way.

36:30

We both believe something and we're both really, we

36:32

have to both take a topic we know nothing

36:34

about and really double

36:36

down with no research

36:38

on what we know about it. Yeah,

36:41

I mean because if I think that it's

36:43

true, who's to tell me it's not? Who

36:46

are you to tell me that's not true?

36:48

That's the problem with most people these days.

36:51

I read it on Facebook. You

36:55

weren't there. You don't

36:57

know. I thought about this in the privacy of

36:59

my own home. Didn't read anything. I just thought

37:02

about it. Yeah. And this is the conclusion that

37:04

I've come up with. And I came up with

37:06

that myself. You listened to someone else and they

37:08

told you what was right. Who's

37:10

the real sheep? Huh? I'm

37:14

my own shepherd, baby. Yeah, I'm my

37:16

own flock. I

37:18

have no friends and no one likes me. So

37:23

all my opinions are all

37:25

correct. So

37:27

back to alien furries. Do you think they have them?

37:30

Yeah. They must. I think with

37:32

any sort of intelligent life, there's debauchery. Even

37:34

in eight kingdoms. Oh my God. We literally

37:36

just turned into Joe Rogan. I

37:41

just realized there's a

37:43

period of time that white men

37:45

have a podcast before they Rogan. You

37:48

never go full Rogan. Oh, what were you just saying?

37:57

A monkey would stand no chance. bear

38:01

continue I was

38:04

gonna say even apes have

38:06

like sauciness to them

38:10

like they're like they

38:12

appreciate like sex and

38:14

nudity if

38:16

they're doing it of course intelligent alien life is

38:19

doing it remember I

38:22

we have to had talked about this on the

38:24

podcast but remember when we were in Ohio for

38:26

Wade and Molly's wedding and we saw that monkey

38:28

big into his own ass and eat it yep

38:31

he thought that shit was funny

38:33

I don't in zoo when I got called off for jury

38:35

duty I saw a monkey jerk off who's

38:38

the real apes my

38:41

apes are just apes in a zoo are just

38:43

a really big mirror I love

38:45

to society to show really are you're

38:47

seeing this monkey jerk off and you just put your hand

38:49

on the glass and just I see

38:51

you and I

38:54

really see you're not alone he

38:56

just like us he just like

38:58

me mom mom god dude the

39:02

next time you come over here the next time I

39:05

go over there does London have a zoo but it's

39:07

gotta have a zoo right yes

39:09

London has a zoo good

39:11

it's in good the Regents Park well

39:16

big zoo good I

39:18

have no idea I've never been

39:20

well we'll have to go we

39:22

simply must go yeah cuz I keep

39:25

thinking about every time I go to LA Evelyn's like

39:27

let's go to the LA Zoo and I'm like it

39:29

sounds like a depressing place like

39:32

a hundred degrees it's

39:34

okay it's alright

39:36

it's it's kind of small there's not a

39:39

ton going on it's it's it's

39:41

it's okay it's a zoo sin

39:43

the San Diego Zoo that's like

39:45

the zoo we're talking about you like

39:47

that's the zoo it's

39:50

huge I was there for a

39:52

whole day once and I feel like I

39:54

barely I barely got to see

39:56

anything that's because you were just happened on the glass for

39:59

the gorillas to come over your banana for

40:02

nine hours but

40:04

I I saw so much yet yet

40:06

so little I I felt like I saw so much

40:08

and then I look at the map and I go wow

40:12

there's so much zoo still well

40:14

we've come so far we've

40:16

come so far um

40:20

you talked about other things that we needed to talk about

40:25

first you talked about Epstein now we're talking about

40:28

alien furries yeah

40:30

what else has been poking around in your noodle it

40:33

sounds like you have a lot to get off your chest hmm

40:38

well did we talk about New Year's

40:41

resolutions and we didn't adjust an episode

40:43

I believe yeah I think but I

40:45

feel like our resolutions may have have

40:47

changed have

40:49

they maybe this year is the

40:52

year I'm getting a driver's license for sure hmm gotta

40:55

well I don't have to I don't have to do any

40:57

have you been a have

41:00

you been no I haven't I haven't

41:03

I haven't

41:08

sat in my sim racer in like

41:10

a month I got back from LA

41:12

and I was like I just want to

41:14

chill on the couch I'm tired

41:17

yeah the sim racers a very involved thing

41:19

it is but

41:22

no I want to do that but I was

41:24

telling you before we start recording that my word

41:27

for this year is confidence I

41:30

have lost my confidence over the years not only

41:32

has Covid fucked me up but other things that

41:35

have happened to me in my life and

41:38

publicly that I'm not

41:40

gonna say and you're just gonna have to wildly guess about have

41:44

knocked my confidence assumptions internet as

41:46

you always do my

41:48

confidence has been shattered over the last five

41:51

or six years I just don't feel

41:53

like I don't feel like I'm me anymore so I want

41:56

to like I want to like figure out

41:58

who I am again having sort of an idea identity

42:00

crisis at the end of the year. And

42:03

they do probably at the end of every year. Yeah.

42:06

The end of the year, as we talked about before,

42:08

just always just kind of. It's

42:11

a lot. It brings the worst out in

42:13

people for themselves. I mean, yeah,

42:16

because one, like we said before,

42:18

like it's stressful, but also. You

42:20

think at least for me for

42:22

the first time, because the year is ending, it's like,

42:25

what did I do this year? And then you like

42:27

over evaluate stuff and it's like, did I really do

42:29

anything? And stuff of a blah blah blah. Why

42:31

wasn't I more present? Yeah. And

42:34

then you think, well, another year is flown by. You

42:36

have to deal with family at the end of the

42:38

year. And I don't even like go

42:41

visit my family, but it's still like a thing

42:43

in your brain to think about. And

42:46

then you go to therapy and you talk about

42:48

family stuff and your childhood and all

42:51

your turns out I have

42:53

a crap load of trauma that I have never

42:55

dealt with that I'm like, man, I didn't realize

42:57

I was this fucked up. And

43:00

then it's like, I'm going to take a day and

43:02

be sad. Tougher out

43:04

there. Slugger. Yeah,

43:07

you can do it. Confidence. Confidence.

43:11

Confidence. Really do it. Figure something

43:13

out. No,

43:15

I think this will be, this will be good.

43:18

What do you think that what's your word for the

43:20

year? What would you like this year to be? If

43:22

you could summarize it, surmise it. Oh,

43:26

um, that is

43:28

a good question. Maybe

43:31

I have to think about, because I don't really

43:33

like doing resolutions anymore, because I feel like that puts

43:37

a ticker on my life. It puts a deadline on

43:39

my life that I don't like. So I was like,

43:42

I was even like, I don't even fully want to

43:44

get my license. I at least want to start driving

43:46

lessons this year to, because you need to do them

43:49

to get your license. So I'm like, that's the first step.

43:52

I'm one of those people that if

43:54

I hear about like, you have to do this thing. Then

43:57

I'm like, well, that's not going to get done. Cause that's

43:59

a million. in different things to get to here. So it's

44:02

like, what's step one? Itemize it. I

44:07

don't know if I can put

44:10

it down into one word, but what

44:12

I really want out of this year is like, positive

44:17

productivity. Like

44:19

being productive in a way that like

44:22

is fulfilling and motivating to me. Not

44:24

just getting up and doing a bunch

44:26

of shit and like getting

44:29

it done and then at the end of the

44:31

day being like, oh man, look, I'm a lot

44:33

done, but boy am I tired. Like the last

44:35

few days, I was telling you before we started

44:37

recording, I scheduled out

44:39

the next three months of videos.

44:43

And that like felt very good to me and

44:45

it felt very productive, but it also like motivated

44:47

me and it gave me a sense of like

44:50

positive accomplishment. Um,

44:52

and so that's what I want more of. PMA's

44:56

back. 2018 be

44:59

dabbled. Bring

45:01

it back. It's back. Better, stronger

45:03

than ever. Even though the

45:05

merch store closed. Positive

45:08

confidence attitude. Confident

45:12

mental attitude. CMA. CMA.

45:16

Come on. Um,

45:19

yeah, for anyone who wants to like buy

45:22

Jacksepticeye merch, store that

45:24

used to do it, just randomly

45:26

emailed all of us and was like, we're out

45:28

of business. Sorry. I was

45:30

like, I was like, what do you want with all the stock

45:32

that we have? And I'm like, I

45:35

don't know. I don't know.

45:37

I don't really want it. I don't, I don't

45:39

want to do merch. And

45:41

so many other people come to me who

45:44

are like, Hey, SCP who are second

45:46

city prints, not secure control

45:48

protect. Um, they were like, is

45:51

that what it even stands for? They were like, they

45:54

closed down. Well, you need a partner now.

45:56

And I'm like, I haven't promoted, I haven't

45:58

promoted merch in a over a year. I don't

46:01

care. I can't even remember the last

46:03

time you did merch. I mean, I have the coffee

46:05

stuff. I'm like, I'm not gonna do merch and coffee

46:07

and all these other things. That was another thing for

46:09

this year. I'm like, just double down on the things

46:11

that I have. And I'm

46:13

not adding too much more. Yeah.

46:16

So I'm like, I don't want to oversell stuff to my

46:18

audience. Yeah, I just want to get back to the,

46:21

get back to the roots of it. I want

46:23

to get back to the good old days. Why

46:25

are we here in the blood state? You don't

46:27

know that you're in the good old days until they're gone. But

46:29

you know, maybe we can bring a little bit of it back.

46:32

We can create the new

46:35

old days. Oh, the new old

46:37

good new days. So did the good old days.

46:40

The good new days. 20, 20, 20,

46:43

24. The, the year of the good new day.

46:50

Wow. Sounds like we're making a religion.

46:53

The new happy good new day.

46:56

How did they ever figure out what was the old Testament and

46:58

what was the new one? He was like, that at all once

47:00

sucks. I'm gonna rewrite that shit. But

47:02

the old one was the current one. You

47:04

know, hmm. I

47:07

don't know. Who knows?

47:10

But yeah, confidence is what's your

47:12

word for this year, everybody. Yeah,

47:15

let us know. But yeah, New

47:18

Year's resolutions usually end up in failure because you're putting

47:20

a deadline on something and then you go way too

47:22

hard on it and then you can't sustain it. So

47:24

I'm not doing that this year. Yeah,

47:27

a lot of like stuff that I want to do for

47:29

myself. Just some

47:32

confidence, feeling good. I just

47:34

want to be productive this year. Get my

47:36

channel back on track. Feel good

47:38

about the stuff that I'm making and having,

47:41

having fun. It's

47:45

not a tall order. It's all

47:47

about what's going on in here. Hey,

47:49

who's this guy? Are you pointing

47:51

to my brain or my heart? Your

47:53

mouth? I'll point to both. Who's this

47:55

guy? Who is it? Who's

47:58

Ethan? What's going on in here? I

48:00

don't know. No

48:03

one ever knows such a gig they can't figure

48:05

it out. You know what?

48:07

You don't want to be in here. It's

48:11

just loud. Too

48:13

fast. Too furious. No

48:16

one can keep track. I

48:20

played Red Dead 2

48:22

recently. The whole thing? Not

48:25

the whole thing. I've started it like

48:27

three times. And I

48:29

had a save file that was like a good bit

48:31

in. It was like right before Send an E for

48:33

anyone who's played it. And I was

48:35

like, I've gotten past the Send an E part once and I

48:38

was like halfway through it. And then I was like, this time I'm going

48:40

to do it. I'm going to finish it. I've

48:43

always known what the ending is. I know what happens

48:45

to Arthur and all that kind of stuff. But

48:47

I was like, I'm going to do it. And then I finally sat down and got to the end

48:49

of Arthur's part. I'm not playing the

48:51

epilogue because it's like another fucking 12 hours.

48:55

Yeah, isn't it another, I think it's another

48:57

six or eight or something like that. Yeah,

48:59

it's a lot. And I'm like, after what

49:01

happens, I'm like, I don't want to play

49:03

this. So

49:06

I finally got to the end of Arthur's part.

49:08

And I was like, this is good. I've bawled

49:10

my eyes out like a big old baby. That

49:13

is something that I want to do more this

49:15

year is I want to play more games. I

49:19

want to play more games. When I

49:21

was home for Christmas, my dad

49:23

has a PS5 and I the

49:26

last time I was home, he

49:28

doesn't have a bunch of games for it. And

49:30

so I just went and got him a bunch of different

49:32

games that I thought he would like. So

49:34

I got him control and I

49:36

got him a desk

49:39

loop and I got

49:41

him GTA 5 and like a few different games. But

49:45

while I was home just

49:47

chilling around in the house, I

49:49

was like, maybe I'll just start playing GTA

49:51

5 again. So I started a new

49:53

campaign on GTA 5 and I was just

49:55

playing that in my in my downtime. And

49:58

it was really fun because I hadn't. played that game in

50:00

a very very long time so I was just going

50:03

through all the main story missions. I

50:06

probably got like a quarter of the way through or something.

50:08

Yeah I love that game. I was thinking about playing that again

50:10

after I finished Red Dead. I was like I don't

50:13

want something I don't want to have to think. So

50:16

now I'm playing Days Gone which I've

50:18

made a lot of fun of in the

50:20

past and it's a very dumb game. Is

50:23

that the zombie game? Yeah. It

50:25

came out on PC and I've been playing that. This is

50:27

what I want. Just like mindless tasks

50:29

to go around and the hordes are cool.

50:33

That stuff's really fun but the story I'm

50:35

like I don't care. This is really stupid.

50:37

It's the game where as they're getting

50:39

married she says just promise to ride

50:41

me as much as you ride your bike. That's

50:45

what you can expect from that game. It's

50:48

kind of meant to be a bit goofier than people.

50:51

I think people it

50:53

was trying a little too hard to ride the Last of

50:55

Us wave I think. So everyone

50:57

took it very seriously but now playing it again I'm

50:59

like that's not that serious. It's just a goofy game.

51:03

I have three games that I want

51:05

to play this year. Go.

51:08

Games that I either started and never

51:10

beat or games that I have not

51:13

played ever. Go. Three main games

51:15

that I want to play soon are Alan Wake

51:18

1 and 2 because I haven't played

51:20

the original Alan Wake and since Alan Wake 2 came

51:23

out this year and everyone was ranting and raving about

51:25

it I was like I should play those games and

51:27

then I want to play Ghost of

51:29

Tsushima because I started

51:32

that and I really liked it and then for some reason

51:34

I put it down and I just never picked it up

51:36

again. Yeah I like Ghost of Tsushima. That

51:38

was also when I think

51:42

I do a lot of break taken on YouTube

51:44

apparently but when

51:46

I took a break on YouTube a while

51:49

back that was like my break game and

51:51

at first I was like I just played the Last of

51:53

Us part 2 and then started

51:55

Ghost of Tsushima and I was like Ghost

51:57

of Tsushima is a very good game but there's a very different

52:00

level of production value gone into both

52:02

of them. Cause one's an open

52:04

world game and then the other one is like

52:07

a straight, linear story driven experience. So like there's

52:09

more animations and everything's like way more fluid.

52:11

And that's why Red Dead is such a

52:13

fucking anomaly because it's an open world game,

52:15

but it has all of the detail of

52:17

a linear game. Um,

52:20

because she seemed to go

52:22

sushi, bushi. It's

52:24

a very fun game. I think it's coming to PC this

52:26

year. I think there was a leak ages

52:29

ago. That said

52:31

it had like a bunch of games on

52:33

it, like GeForce now. And

52:35

everyone was like, yeah, yeah. Horizon's going to

52:37

come to PC. Sure. And then horizon's

52:39

on PC now. So it

52:42

predicted like the start of the PlayStation

52:44

exclusives coming to PC and usually to

52:46

take about four years after the release

52:48

to do so. What's

52:50

uh, what's coming out this year in 2024? I

52:54

hadn't really taken ages coming out at the end of this

52:56

month. Uh, the last

52:58

was part two remastered is coming out this

53:00

month. And

53:03

the persona three reloaded is coming

53:05

out this month. The

53:08

whole, hopefully shadow

53:10

of the earth tree is coming out

53:12

this year. A

53:15

lot of stuff is 2025. There's

53:17

not a whole lot coming out so far this year that

53:19

are like huge games. Looking

53:22

at a big list right now. There's not a lot. Um,

53:26

alone in the dark. I kept getting postponed. So

53:29

we'll see what happens with that. That

53:32

says, that says March tentatively. Yeah. South

53:36

park snow day. Oh, that game

53:38

was bad. Interesting.

53:42

Uh, yeah, there's not a

53:44

lot in 2024 that I'm seeing that I'm like,

53:46

whoa. No, cause a

53:49

lot of the COVID games came out last year and

53:51

then we had the biggest game in year and decades.

53:54

Um, so then it

53:57

only suffices that we would have when

53:59

you go up. the hell you gotta go back down. And

54:03

then GTA VI is 2025

54:05

so it's basically get fucked everyone

54:07

else. I was about to

54:09

say that. I was like I would hate

54:11

to be a game to release. I would

54:14

be a game released in 2025

54:16

that's not GTA VI because no

54:19

one's gonna give a fuck about anything

54:21

else. It's gonna be I

54:24

think I said it on a stream. I was like it's gonna sell

54:26

a hundred million in a week and then

54:28

everyone's like there hasn't been a hundred million consoles

54:30

sold and I was like oh okay. But

54:34

I think by the time it comes out

54:36

and now that the PS5 Slim is out

54:39

and I think they're talking about

54:41

PS5 Pro and an Xbox Series X

54:43

Pro for next year or for

54:46

this year. It's

54:48

all rumors though it's not been confirmed and

54:51

I think with all of that combined and

54:53

GTA VI will sell consoles as it's

54:55

leading up to launch. And

54:58

also it's gonna be released on PC at the same

55:01

time isn't it? Or is it not? They

55:03

never release on PC at the same time. It's

55:05

usually like a year later. But

55:10

it's usually worth the wait because when it comes out on PC

55:12

it has like a bunch of extra

55:14

shit and then the visuals are all like much

55:16

better. I'm

55:18

interested to see if they're gonna

55:20

do some RP stuff like baked

55:22

into. I

55:25

think they hired not no Pixel. I

55:29

think they hired like people who do RP

55:32

stuff and put them

55:34

on the Rockstar team to make their RP tools

55:36

good enough. I think they even announced that they

55:38

wanted like do RP tools like right out the

55:40

gate for people and like make

55:42

it a much more like

55:45

a moddable experience for them to be able to craft what

55:47

they want. I

55:50

just want to see if they put

55:52

Disneyland in the game since

55:55

it's gonna have a lot of people think

55:57

about that. It's

55:59

more... Miami though, isn't it? Yeah,

56:02

but they talked about that it's going to be like

56:05

Miami and like Key West Like

56:10

that kind of stuff it's I think like

56:12

San Andreas was San Diego and Las Vegas

56:16

And then GTA 4 was

56:18

like New York, but it was also kind of

56:20

like bits of New Jersey and GTA 5 then

56:22

is like It's all

56:24

of LA but it's also like

56:26

wilderness up north of that So

56:29

I think it's got to be Miami and Orlando and

56:32

like some of the keys That

56:34

would be so funny to see GTA's

56:36

version of Disney and steamboat

56:38

Willie is great free range now you can put him in.

56:40

Oh You can just put

56:43

in Classic steamboat

56:45

Willie. Yeah, I just

56:47

hope that when GTA 6 comes out that they've

56:49

upped their Comedy

56:51

a little bit. It feels like

56:53

a lot of their a lot of their parody and satire

56:55

is stuck in like Like early

56:58

2000 South Park levels of jokes

57:01

Where it's like you want a drink? What

57:04

about gay beer and then it's

57:06

like get it? Mm-hmm, and

57:08

then it's just like a video of like Republicans

57:11

being pissed and it's like like they

57:13

have so much resources It's like you

57:15

can make more clever satire That

57:18

was something that I was noticing when I was

57:20

replaying GTA 5 when I was home I was

57:22

like oh the the comedy aspect

57:24

of this game has not aged Super

57:27

well, it's very like cringy and cheesy

57:29

and just like okay I get that

57:31

you're trying to be like satirical and

57:33

funny and stuff, but it They

57:36

can't be too serious though because it's made for like 14 year

57:38

olds. So They don't want stuff that

57:40

I go over people's heads They but it's I

57:42

think comedy in general has moved very far since

57:44

2013 when

57:47

the game came out So

57:49

hopefully it's a bit better because Red Dead 2 Their

57:52

writing quality is incredible So

57:55

like I want I want that like you can

57:57

have your jokes and you can have your goofiness and

57:59

everything But you've shown that you

58:01

can write really good dialogue So I want like

58:03

the serious stuff to be serious and the joking

58:06

stuff to be like decent

58:08

I don't want it to be like haha piss

58:10

Vosser again. It's like you're drinking

58:13

piss Because I was

58:15

my problem with cyberpunk. It's like the future is

58:17

all just tits and ass and you want to

58:19

buy a dildo Come on down to dildo Johnny's

58:21

where you can get one yourself. It's like Rick

58:23

and Morty shit. Yeah, I Just

58:26

thought about this there's probably gonna be like

58:28

an Everglades section of GTA 6 Yeah, they

58:31

I think they said the Everglades are in

58:33

it like that's like the swampy area, right?

58:36

Yeah, I want to raffle some

58:38

gators. Yeah, so the games are like

58:40

the fan boats Mm-hmm.

58:43

Oh, that'll be fun That'll be get

58:46

ready for 2025 folks because

58:48

once that releases not only will it

58:50

be the only game that people are

58:52

playing But by

58:54

proxy the only game that people are

58:56

like streaming and posting videos of yeah,

58:58

it is going to be Massive

59:03

I Yeah, I'm excited

59:05

for it I think because I didn't do a full series on

59:07

GTA 5 and I'm like Why didn't I

59:09

and then I was playing Red Dead and I was like,

59:12

why didn't I do a full series on this? Like

59:14

there's some games like that where I'm like at the

59:16

time I'm like as they're too big and people aren't

59:18

gonna watch that on my channel Like I

59:20

don't know if I have a Red Dead audience and I'm like I

59:23

easily could have done that What year

59:25

did GTA 5 come out? Okay,

59:29

so yeah, you're You're

59:31

in YouTube by then. Yeah, that was like

59:33

right at the Felix shout out and

59:35

I was doing GTA 5 but it was like

59:37

doing silly shit like punching people walking down the

59:40

street and Yeah, just like

59:42

random crap like stealing a blimp But I was like no

59:44

one's gonna watch the whole story and now GTA 6 is

59:46

coming out And I'm like, I think I'm just gonna play

59:48

that entire thing on my channel Mm-hmm

59:52

But why not and I even I was even thinking I

59:54

was like if I played Red Dead now Would people watch

59:56

it a lot of people will say yeah,

59:58

but we know what that's like Like when it's like

1:00:01

a few vocal people say yes, and then you upload and

1:00:03

then everyone's like this is kind of

1:00:05

wasting our time. I wish you'd upload something else. Nevermind.

1:00:09

Yeah. Yeah. Nevermind.

1:00:12

I was thinking about that with Alan Wake as well, but I was like, I

1:00:14

waited 13 years for Alan Wake too. I, and

1:00:16

it's one of my favorite franchises. So I'm

1:00:19

playing that for myself. I don't want to play that

1:00:21

for you. Yeah. I don't want to like put

1:00:23

that on the internet. I'm

1:00:26

excited for us this year, Sean. I think it's going

1:00:28

to be good. What should

1:00:30

we do for Brainleak this year? Man,

1:00:33

I want to go on some more

1:00:35

adventures for Brainleak. Yeah. We

1:00:37

should definitely do a lot more in-person stuff.

1:00:41

I think, I think that we should

1:00:43

do something where

1:00:46

we get some sort of set here

1:00:49

or in Brighton and

1:00:52

come for a week or both. And

1:00:55

we just do like a week of

1:00:57

recording with a bunch of guests and

1:00:59

stuff. Yeah. Cause doing stuff in person

1:01:01

is always way more fun. Watch

1:01:04

it be now by the end of the year, we're

1:01:06

not even doing a podcast anymore. We just have a

1:01:08

joint channel where we do dumb shit together. Yeah.

1:01:10

Brainleak is actually just the duo. Yeah.

1:01:15

I want, I want to do more just

1:01:17

like fun shit. And when I was in

1:01:19

Maine, I was

1:01:22

just seeing everybody go out on those lobster boats

1:01:24

and I was thinking, oh man, we got to

1:01:26

get us. We got to get us out there

1:01:28

on those lobster boats. We got to go. Yeah.

1:01:31

I think that was another thing I want to do this year. Cause I, I'm

1:01:34

kind of in that place where I'm like, I don't really

1:01:36

know what to do with my channel. I don't know really

1:01:38

what I want to do in general. And

1:01:41

it's always the end of the year where I can like recontextualize everything.

1:01:43

And I'm like, okay, what's this year going to be? But

1:01:45

I think this year I want to be in like other

1:01:47

people's content more. Yeah.

1:01:49

If somebody has like a dumb idea, it does

1:01:52

suck where it's like, oh, come all the way to LA

1:01:55

for filming one thing. I'm like, that's actually a bit too

1:01:57

much. I don't want to do that, but I want,

1:01:59

I want to do that. I want to like have that energy

1:02:01

to do that more. Um,

1:02:05

I do the lobster boat thing and like go to random

1:02:07

places and do random shit. Yeah.

1:02:10

You only get one life opportunity. Yeah.

1:02:12

Yolo baby. Let's bring

1:02:14

back Yolo for 24 year of Yolo. That'll

1:02:18

be your word for this year. Yolo.

1:02:21

Yes. My word for this year

1:02:23

is you only live once. Hell

1:02:27

yeah, baby. I

1:02:29

wonder what my catchphrase will be this year.

1:02:31

You know, last year for the podcast, it

1:02:34

was definitely either wonderful or this is true.

1:02:36

We'll see how my, uh, my vocabulary changes

1:02:38

in 2024. Yeah.

1:02:41

So keep your ears a listening folks.

1:02:43

Keep your ears a pricking. Should

1:02:47

we wrap this bad boy up the first

1:02:49

episode of 2024? Yeah,

1:02:51

why not? Why

1:02:54

not? Everybody. Thank you so much for listening.

1:02:57

Um, don't forget wherever

1:02:59

you're watching this. Oh, you

1:03:01

silly cow. You

1:03:03

silly cow. Could you have this

1:03:05

milk? I

1:03:09

want you to subscribe. Oh,

1:03:14

it's so hard making history. Anyway,

1:03:22

brain leak. Listen to brain leak. Join

1:03:24

brain leak. Become a leak. Become

1:03:27

a leaker. Let's top Joe Rogan

1:03:29

again this year. Yeah. Let's create

1:03:31

new shitting stories for

1:03:33

this year. Oh, new

1:03:36

year, new shit. If,

1:03:39

if we get through 2024 without

1:03:41

one of us shitting our pants, it's

1:03:44

all over. Failure of a year. Failure.

1:03:47

I want to go into 2025 fully shat. Mm

1:03:50

hmm. Pants loaded. Pants

1:03:53

loaded. Positive attitude. Anyway.

1:04:00

I hope you have a very leaky year. I hope

1:04:02

your resolutions all come true. And

1:04:04

if not, maybe go fuck yourself. I

1:04:06

don't know. Yeah. Stay

1:04:08

leaky everybody. Drip trip. Stay leaky. Bye.