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so panelists to Saturday

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today strong kind of days

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I forgot we already started recording like

0:08

okay ready to know it it'sist

0:14

day it's sad and not sad at the

0:16

same time sad pat sad

0:19

pat Excellence if you

0:23

sequel my

0:26

favorite youtuber sad sad if

0:30

you didn't hear dear listeners Matt

0:32

pat has decided to step

0:34

away he's hanging up his

0:36

theory gloves

0:40

what would Matt pat hang up he's hanging up his

0:42

he doesn't use headphones no hanging

0:44

up his lore

0:48

he's hanging up the lore the

0:51

lore Matt pat after I

0:53

don't know how many years 13 13

0:56

is that what it was yeah I think that's what he

0:58

said in the news retiring

1:01

from the tube he

1:04

uploaded a video yesterday called goodbye internet

1:06

and everyone was like please

1:08

say psych and

1:10

he did not he did not know I did

1:12

not say psych I agree

1:15

with him on the fact that he talked

1:17

about lots of youtubers quitting

1:19

this year this

1:21

is like the meme now where it's like the person

1:23

like driving in their car like huh I

1:26

could huh huh

1:30

my fuck around and quit whoops no

1:33

but he um what

1:37

was I talking about he

1:41

he talked about the fact that I I text

1:43

him afterwards and he said that he's been thinking

1:45

about it for like three years and I feel

1:47

like I feel like there

1:49

are a lot of youtubers who are gonna

1:51

quit from that era because a

1:54

Lot of us have been doing it for the same

1:56

length of time. We're all entering the same age bracket.

1:58

He is a kid. Yeah

2:00

like that's that's something. like I feel like if

2:02

I ever had a kid. I.

2:05

Don't think I would. Do. You tube

2:07

anymore I think it would be like yeah

2:09

let's pump the brakes on this hate train

2:11

shop with from for multiple reasons I think

2:14

is if you have a kid new doing

2:16

you tube I think it's good to step

2:18

off the internet at least for a bit

2:20

one to raise your but to as what

2:22

you're after either aaron you're still doing as

2:24

you to add your history you have a

2:26

kid like was what is wrong with you.

2:31

Might lose our you tube and they still

2:33

talk to me up. There.

2:35

What he's in a do focus on

2:37

sub count can't be answered. Kids, cereal

2:40

and be we as you're supposed to

2:42

support Nice. Always be above your kids.

2:46

Have no. Power. Moves

2:48

you have a kid, you're

2:50

doing you tube. Then they get

2:52

of age cycle into Ryan's

2:54

Toy reviews, videos, law, the

2:56

New Matter. All. That would

2:58

last three. Know the kids, you know people

3:00

as and I'm fat sexy. I need to.

3:03

I need to have a kid for alimony

3:05

or to get an apartment. or if it's

3:07

only the already reasons of a child for

3:09

the new one Hours like I need a

3:11

toy type of? Well listen, map pad is

3:13

stepping down so Toy Theory can step off.

3:17

Your. Student of

3:19

our company. The first you added

3:21

a film point, a refresher. That's

3:24

the next vertical, maybe an angle

3:26

of articles. Ah yeah I I

3:28

think it's very good for him

3:30

to be a there's. A

3:32

talking to my therapist about this today that

3:34

there are three types of ways you go

3:36

as you tube or you fizzle out and

3:38

no one cares. New relevancy dwindles and. And.

3:40

Once you become that first never by.

3:42

I'll remember him. remember when he was

3:44

dead. Remedy uploaded that. No. One

3:46

One One thousand where you look at

3:49

their channel and you're like they're still

3:51

making videos. Yeah, that's that's what ever

3:53

you tube or despises. That's like a

3:55

nightmare. More you get

3:57

cancelled. Which. I think. In

4:01

some ways of the almost better than

4:03

that because then you're just ah yes

4:05

this is my younger friends though it

4:07

is unfortunate or you just quit on

4:09

your own terms and I think that

4:11

that the I'll read. The. Better way

4:13

to go out when you know it's time. Yeah

4:16

it was very funny hopping onto this call

4:18

today to report the cop the podcast year

4:20

listener cause I went to therapy today and

4:22

then charmless like I also went to therapy

4:24

and as I thought you talk about map

4:26

pack as news like yep. By

4:31

lie, a lie in my birth.

4:33

I. Know I'd I think that it's

4:36

very good. I wouldn't say that

4:38

is. Good necessarily.

4:40

See for hims stepped down, but

4:42

I'm I'm really happy for him.

4:45

I think that a lot of

4:47

people forget how much of a

4:49

Grind you tube is, especially for

4:51

thirteen years. Yeah, and especially like

4:53

running the channel that he. Has

4:55

ten dollars much sandals. Ah there's so

4:57

much that that goes into his. he

5:00

didn't even hear us and don't like

5:02

the writing for a lot of stuff

5:04

for a while he still involved but

5:06

he doesn't like right? I. Could be

5:08

wrong but I know the rights, lot of the scripts

5:10

and resource topics and I kinda stuff like is a

5:12

whole team to help them do that or that's why

5:14

it was such a shock to me because that of

5:16

all the people to quist he would have been like

5:18

bottom of my list. Of a dance.

5:21

He's only one that had it all figured out. That

5:24

he knew the algorithm say to him and stuff kind

5:26

of started and. Analytical. Stuff before

5:28

that Ray and they helped or the youtube channel

5:30

with a name meeting with enrolled in they didn't

5:33

have worked for maker at one point I write

5:35

Whitley wrong but I think there were for some

5:37

company like that. And. It

5:39

would help people understand their analytics and how

5:41

to like maximizes not demise. And then they

5:43

made a time in their own and. Are

5:46

having if there was your game theory. I think

5:48

there was a lot of people. I.

5:51

Think a lot of people understand how much

5:53

work goes into would even when you're not the

5:55

one writing everything or researching everything like it's than

5:57

just so much of a time sink. And.

6:00

Hearing him talk about like the late nights together

6:02

want to do those anymore and I'm like yeah,

6:04

I stopped doing a long time ago because it

6:06

just kills you really quickly. Yeah, Yeah

6:09

I'm I'm I'm very happy for him.

6:11

I was I was watching the video

6:14

ah and just like hearing him talk

6:16

about everything made me or up a

6:18

bit. Ah I'm. And.

6:21

You know he's made such a gigantic

6:23

impact on the internet and on you

6:25

tube that this isn't a lot for

6:27

you to version generally. Thanks Matt Pat

6:30

Hate to see you go but I

6:32

love to watch you leave. You know

6:34

I rather than I did a specific

6:36

as I'm so excited for for you

6:38

to be able to focus on yourself

6:40

and your family And yeah home! Thank

6:43

you for your service. Oh

6:45

sevens in the chat for my part. Of

6:55

this. Oh I agree

6:57

with some of you dying it make it

6:59

viable mean of the title to please just

7:01

becoming more of a producer. I thought I

7:03

don't know if he wants the whole video

7:05

but I thought it was really sweet is

7:07

sort of analogy of like I'm not, I'm

7:09

not going away going away. Think of me

7:11

as kind of like a grandpa that you

7:13

visit every now and again like I'll be

7:15

back for certain things. Like all that sweet

7:17

yeah but. I. Agree with what

7:19

you were, what you're saying and what he said

7:21

in his videos. Well I think now is kind

7:24

of the time the next in the next few

7:26

years and he a lot of people are going

7:28

to be stopping you tube which is inherently sad,

7:30

but you have to also remember, like be Woven

7:32

doing this for a really long time like both

7:34

you and I been doing this for over a

7:36

decade now. I'm it's also one of those things

7:39

died. Because people love to throw

7:41

in like objects. Onto the oh geez,

7:43

which I'm not, I'm. I'm

7:45

like early, you tube like second jen but

7:47

dad and feel when Smash and all those

7:49

guys are first and and Felix. Like

7:52

the math came in second jan like right

7:54

at the start of that. And. I

7:56

saints and I guess you as well even doing

7:58

it again. Length of time here. He.

8:00

Was only twelve baby. I.

8:03

Think a lot of people see that,

8:05

but it's. It's. One of the

8:07

things that it's also just a different generation of

8:09

you tube. I think the ten year. Slice.

8:12

Is probably like what are you Tube

8:15

generation is. And. Then after

8:17

that like suffer to shifted so much since

8:19

the start of that that seven man in

8:21

his video was saying. That.

8:24

He used to do raised me like had

8:26

theory week right and then in between that

8:28

it was like a bunch of other slices

8:30

of content and they were talking about different

8:32

game stuff and even he admitted like they

8:34

couldn't do that anymore because you tube as

8:37

team so much and that I think it's

8:39

pretty sad that. And I've heard that

8:41

from You Tube as well that if I wanted to

8:43

do multiple things, I've heard that my. The.

8:45

Way I'm attacking my channel is wrong.

8:48

Because. I'm like

8:50

what I want to do. It sucks up here in

8:52

a scary videos here and than a horror game and

8:54

then like a two hour.of war and they were like

8:56

you're splitting your audience way too much. like you need

8:59

to focus in one thing. And. Then just

9:01

do that because having so many different versions

9:03

of content means the algorithms as nor to

9:05

serve to people. which means you're going to

9:07

a lower views. And. That's like the

9:10

saddest thing of all to me as the whole point

9:12

of starting a channel is so that you can do

9:14

whatever he wants. Of people joining the goes

9:16

out your subscribers. You upload what you want and

9:18

have fun with it. And it

9:20

sucks to think that I have to like

9:22

over think my content now. But

9:24

I think that for he was getting to him

9:26

to that all the people from that generation for

9:28

it's like everything is like title thumbnail idea now.

9:31

All. The videos are like they start with.

9:34

In this video we're going to do this what's

9:36

the the end to see what happens. The.

9:38

An old of so different Now all

9:40

the I did. all the videos are

9:43

like idealized. They're all idea driven and

9:45

that's not necessarily a bad thing, that

9:47

is just a prospective thing. died when

9:49

everybody started. Back then it's all shifted

9:51

so much that. I. Feel

9:53

like a lot of the reason on a lot of

9:55

you to was of that generation in that are doing

9:57

it for that long are leaving is because everything same.

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he's go bravely. Read or. Listen

12:02

to him. Or he. Will

12:05

some. To you. Yeah

12:09

I I think that like thinking back

12:12

to the beginning of of you tube

12:14

from our and of you tube with

12:16

gaming. He. A used to literally

12:18

be ten to fifteen long and ten

12:21

to fifteen minute long videos. Them were

12:23

barely edited. I and you had you

12:25

had sixty five parts in one series.

12:28

Yeah, it was. It was very very

12:30

different packages, not then specific. It's not

12:32

great. Yeah, fifty five parts that are

12:34

ten minutes long. Anyway, twenty flowers were

12:37

more. Have time to it. And there's

12:39

There's parts of Old You Tube that

12:41

I miss, but there's parts where. I'm

12:44

glad that. Third, the platform is evolving.

12:46

But it's not. Evolving necessarily in the way

12:48

that I would like it to be. A think

12:50

it's gone like to commercial yes, say that and

12:53

it's hard talk about as it sounds. A lot

12:55

of it is like from our perspective so it's

12:57

hard to say. I. Don't like with

12:59

a shift is going to that's not taking and

13:01

you tube as a whole as like a legitimate.

13:04

Business. Yeah, I don't like

13:06

where you tube going to this month

13:08

catering to me. And yeah, that's besides

13:10

the commotion content isn't popping off easily

13:13

anymore. It's

13:16

hard not so like that, but I think

13:18

a lot of it is shifting in a

13:20

way that. Other it's it's

13:22

hard to like to pinpoint a good. I said

13:24

it before like you don't really see homegrown you

13:26

to breathe anymore but they do exist And I

13:29

said you don't really see this anymore But I

13:31

also exists and I'm like it's just a general

13:33

feeling about the platform. I feel that everyone know

13:35

what you're getting in for. Now when you start

13:37

a channel. Yeah.

13:40

It's it's. very different. But.

13:42

I'm an I'm I'm very happy for

13:44

map her. Ah, I'm also map

13:46

had thanks for the onus on a shoutout

13:49

that was from Sweden. It made me I

13:51

was driving in the car and me he's

13:53

he said a thing about when it's on

13:55

us and allied instinct truly like to clutched

13:57

my chest and I think it. Yeah.

14:01

That's always a you guys got to. Try

14:04

out quitting without any of

14:06

the specificity. A micro dose

14:09

screwing? Up

14:11

as a society I think he also

14:13

brings up a good point died for

14:15

channels like ours. If we go away,

14:18

the channel guys. Like. If

14:20

I quit, I could bring on someone

14:22

to be like they're taking over. Sex.

14:25

And the guy is just. it's just a title.

14:27

We. Can wrong sex at the has expired

14:29

to truth? Is

14:31

scissor. It's accept. The guys more of

14:33

an ideology has no it's it's like Batman,

14:36

It's like Jack City. They play on it.

14:39

After that picking up the mantle like you

14:41

could bring someone in, but then it's like

14:43

you probably go down to like a percent

14:45

of your viewership. And. He would have

14:47

to be built up again. Lot of people wouldn't care, but

14:49

from I pad it's like. I'm

14:52

sure are so full change a

14:54

lot and lot of people are

14:56

there. Him and that specific late

14:58

game series voyager. But.

15:00

It isn't a lucky positions that he can

15:03

just franchise that out to other people see

15:05

him even have guessed people on. D.

15:07

Think that the people who are gonna

15:09

take over hosting have to hire dialects

15:11

coats to. Xactly

15:14

spot on subsistence. It's just

15:16

like Juri loans all venom.

15:19

Or was he never team to New York

15:21

City said his hands. Every time i

15:23

hear that know somebody pointed as our to me an account

15:25

on here my pad in that. I

15:28

know, I know it does. It makes me

15:30

think of map at. The

15:32

I hope I hope he's happy if I

15:34

think it's a huge weight is probably lifted

15:36

off his shoulders. Yeah now he'll

15:38

wake up the more know what to do

15:41

with tie him for thought that I can

15:43

imagine. What it was like.

15:45

like. Recording that video

15:47

aside, But. Uploading it

15:49

and putting it to public must

15:51

have been so because once you

15:53

once you do that. because

15:56

at least with the onus on as we

15:58

as we knew and everyone knew the the

16:00

end was coming but with this it's like

16:02

he and a select group of people knew

16:05

and yeah like once you put that

16:07

public there's no going back so that

16:09

must have been a really weird feeling

16:11

yeah I mean I had my

16:13

heart was beating just watching it thinking like oh

16:15

my god one is one of one of the

16:17

guys is going uh-huh it's

16:19

like it's seeing someone like leave the

16:22

army or something that's like see

16:24

you later soldier what do you know will

16:26

we ever see you again like I never

16:28

hung out with my butt anyway we don't live

16:30

in place it's a weird

16:32

thing to think about though I was

16:34

talking to my therapist about this this

16:36

morning because whether you like it or

16:39

not everyone listening like everyone will be

16:41

done at some point like we're all

16:43

gonna die we're all gonna die

16:45

like you were saying earlier like assuming

16:48

that neither of us

16:50

get canceled I think that we're both in the

16:52

same boat where it's like okay we

16:55

will choose to be like this is my

16:57

last video and say yeah slowly fizzling out

16:59

and so you know I have no idea

17:02

when that time is even now

17:04

the comments are like guys it's already

17:06

happening now

17:12

but it I don't know I don't know

17:14

how many years I've got left but

17:16

there will be a point where it's

17:19

just like okay it's it's time to

17:22

put this puppy to yeah I

17:24

think it's weird I think we're probably thinking about

17:26

it more than we're not anymore yeah

17:28

I was just that's what I was talking to my

17:30

therapist about it's just not the same anymore

17:32

it's like it's just not him anymore no

17:35

I still

17:38

I think I think that I still have

17:40

multiple years left but

17:43

you know it is a thing where it's like been

17:45

doing this for a decade now yeah

17:47

I tweeted

17:49

today that that was the first time I thought about it

17:52

that my pat was like I've turned it for a third

17:54

of my life and I'm like I did it

17:56

11 years I'm 33 it's a third of

17:58

my life and I tweeted And

18:00

everyone was like, don't you dare.

18:02

They're like, don't. Don't say

18:04

it. I mean, it's even longer for you. Yeah,

18:07

it's almost half my life. When I turn

18:09

30, it will be half my life will

18:11

be on YouTube. And then everybody

18:13

at home is like, oh, big

18:15

deal. I work for Microsonar. And

18:19

I've been working for them for

18:21

15 years. I'm

18:24

26. I'm

18:26

a quarter of a century man. Yeah,

18:30

I'm out of my golden jubilee. You

18:33

know, it's sad to think about, but I think for the

18:35

both of us, we are

18:37

closer to the end than

18:40

not. Yeah.

18:44

Good work. Not just in content,

18:46

but in life also. I think about that

18:48

all the time. Once I turn 30 and

18:51

30 onwards, I'm closer to 60 than

18:53

I am from being born. And

18:56

that is terrifying. I

18:59

don't like that. It's very

19:02

scary. Ethan, I'm dust. And

19:04

into dust, I shall return. I'm

19:09

old. I'm dying. Old

19:11

and dying. But I don't know. I think

19:14

Matt's video puts a lot of stuff into

19:16

perspective. It made me think a lot of

19:18

thoughts. It's

19:20

also good to think about the fact that

19:22

when you quit, it's not. I think that's the

19:24

thing a lot of YouTubers are scared of.

19:26

Once they quit, it's like, that's it. It's

19:28

all gone. But you're still

19:30

someone outside of that. You're still a

19:32

brand. You're still a person of interest,

19:36

depending on the size of your channel. But

19:38

also, like Matt said, now he wants to

19:40

make a game. He wants to make an

19:42

ARG with low-fi stuff. Yeah,

19:45

that sounded really cool. There's a ton of

19:47

ideas you can do. I think that's probably

19:49

why certain people think

19:51

about quitting more, because they can't take

19:53

on everything. Like, I've

19:55

tried for a long time to do YouTube at

19:58

the same time, as well as other ideas. at

20:00

the same time and I can't, I just can't make

20:02

them work at the same time. I

20:04

don't have that brain, I don't have the bandwidth in my brain

20:06

to like take on a bunch of stuff at once. I

20:09

need to put like one thing aside to do

20:11

another thing and then it's like okay when that's

20:13

done okay I come back like I need to

20:15

separate everything out or else it gets way too

20:17

overwhelming for me. Yeah. Um,

20:21

so this is where I'm announcing that I'm

20:24

quick. I

20:27

love how your voice cracked when you said that.

20:29

Dude my voice has been cracking so much since

20:31

I left LA for thank goodness. I think I

20:33

like did some damage. Second

20:36

puberty maybe? Mayhaps? Dude

20:38

second ball finally dropped. Yes!

20:41

You know I have to say wait for the

20:43

other shoe to drop? Wait for

20:45

the other ball to drop? Wait for the other

20:47

ball to drop? God I've been waiting for the

20:49

other ball to drop for years. When will I

20:51

get my facial hair? Hmm. Ah,

20:54

who knows maybe you never will. But

20:56

hey. Maybe I never will. Maybe

20:59

maybe chance here one day? I

21:01

have a couple of them. I've got about three of them

21:04

dangling around in here. You've got time. Yeah

21:08

I've got time. Do you think it'll take

21:10

me longer to grow a beard or quit

21:12

YouTube? Which will come first? I

21:14

think you should do it at the same time once you grow a beard. That's

21:18

it. Yeah. Or like you shave

21:20

and it just says I quit underneath. In

21:24

acne scars. Oh.

21:29

That'll be the day. Yeah I was going

21:31

to say my voice has been fucked ever

21:33

since I came back from LA. Like

21:36

the falsetto in my voice has kind of gone.

21:38

And I don't know if it's because I don't

21:42

use my voice as much anymore. I

21:45

think when I was like screaming and shouting and roaring all

21:47

the time my voice would like get

21:49

a lot of practice. But

21:51

now I think I'm in a talky

21:53

tone more that my

21:55

voice would get stretched enough. So sometimes I

21:57

go downstairs and I'm like beep beep. like,

22:00

yeah,

22:03

even just that about our content,

22:06

everyone listening, go back and watch

22:08

some old Jacksepticeye, watch some back

22:10

when I was cranked gameplays, RIP,

22:13

like our voices have changed, like the

22:15

way that we record has changed so

22:17

much where it used to literally be

22:20

actual yelling and screaming for the

22:22

entire video. Ethan,

22:26

do you have swamp ass? No.

22:29

No swamp ass here. You don't get it? No,

22:32

because I use Mando. Do

22:34

you get swamp ass? I do, because it's

22:36

like where people are looking for the Bigfoot

22:39

down there. Huh?

22:46

I have a bushy forest of an ass so I get ass wet.

22:49

Oh, okay. What makes me spell it

22:51

out with macaroni? Well son,

22:54

you should start using Mando

22:56

because it gets mel- Why is that? You

22:59

know, Mando is clinically

23:01

proven to control your odor for

23:03

72 hours wherever you stink.

23:05

Your pits, your package, your feet,

23:08

your asshole. Hmm? Listen,

23:11

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23:13

with soap and used Mando whole body

23:15

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23:17

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23:19

Odor score? 12 hours? What's

23:22

my odor score? It's off the charts! It's

23:25

off the goddamn charts.

23:28

I'm sure of it, stinky boy.

23:33

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23:36

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I can't wait! I can't wait! I

24:00

can't wait! You can't

24:02

wait. You're gonna start smelling

24:04

better. You're gonna start smelling delicious and

24:07

your swamp ass is going to be

24:09

destroyed. Now where are you

24:11

gonna go? Shaman

24:14

doh! Use code brain! Shaman doh

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dot com! Stop smelling

24:19

like Sean's asshole and start

24:21

smelling like a wimp. That

24:25

was the whole thing with Happy Wheels. It was like okay,

24:27

so Happy Wheels day. I'm not allowed to do anything else.

24:30

I get in, I scream literally as loud

24:33

as I can for 20 minutes, and

24:35

then I stop and then your voice is gone through the

24:37

rest of the day. And then you just can't talk. Oh

24:40

man! Dem's

24:43

word of days! And I don't even know if

24:45

you can do Happy Wheels on YouTube anymore without

24:47

getting demonetized with all the violence. Oh

24:50

really? I haven't even thought about that. Yeah. Does it

24:52

all just get demonetized? When a lot of stuff was

24:55

like that was happening about three or four years ago.

24:58

Like all the violence started to get demonetized and

25:00

stuff in the titles were getting demonetized. It's

25:02

so many Happy Wheels episodes that just got

25:04

the axe immediately because it was like a

25:07

child dies in this game. We

25:09

can't show that. Wow. And

25:12

it's a lot of horror games now if you

25:14

show anybody trigger

25:17

warning for thoughts of self-harm.

25:20

If you show any sort of self-harm in a

25:23

video game now your videos immediately demonetized and you

25:25

can't appeal it. Oh yeah, that's right. That's

25:28

right because that happened with Mortuary

25:30

Assistant, right? Yeah, any of those scenes

25:32

with the lady seeing herself. Instant

25:36

demonetization and any of the a lot

25:38

of the indie horrors I've done have

25:40

all gotten demonetized. I can't

25:42

remember what game it was I played with nitty horror

25:44

and I walked down a hallway with just a bunch

25:47

of bodies like all down the sides

25:49

and I was like, no! No! You

25:52

might as well have just been yellow symbols the whole way. Terrified!

25:56

Scaryer than any horror game. I'd

26:00

rev down the train. Oh no. Oh

26:03

no. Yeah. But that's, that's

26:06

the long, the short of it. Sorry,

26:08

map pad. That's called your short.

26:11

Yeah. You're very tall and handsome.

26:13

I love that. He's handsome. He's

26:16

so tall. I

26:19

really liked my Pat. My Pat's always, every time I've

26:21

messaged him, we don't

26:24

even like, it's one of

26:26

the things that's like, we know each other a lot,

26:28

but because we're like in the same space, but

26:31

it's not like, like we've never had a chance to hang

26:33

out and properly talk. We're always like

26:35

friends and friendly with each other. So

26:37

it's hard to like say that he's like a good friend.

26:39

Um, but

26:41

he's, he's one of the good ones. Whenever you talk

26:43

to him, he just has so much energy and he's

26:46

always positive and he's so much energy to like,

26:48

he just lifts your spirit whenever you're around him.

26:51

Yeah. He has such a good way

26:54

of like making you

26:56

feel very heard. He's always super

26:58

interested in everything that anyone

27:00

is doing. And he's always asking

27:03

questions. My favorite thing about map pad

27:05

is the way he makes me

27:07

feel about myself. Yeah.

27:09

So true. I just feel

27:11

like I can be a better person when I'm around him.

27:13

I feel like I can reach for the stars and

27:17

you can't, I don't do care. He's also down

27:19

to play ball. Well, like you, I guess, as

27:21

well. We know each

27:23

other really well. I'm not going to compliment you. But

27:27

like, what did they get out of here? Well,

27:29

we did the egg thing for thank miss. And

27:32

I think that, well, you knew sort of about it because

27:34

you were part of the rehearsal and everything, but then yeah,

27:36

it's like, who know, I'm burlesia map. I show up and

27:38

I'm like, I'm so sorry. If

27:41

you haven't been prepped about the fact that you might be

27:43

cracking an egg on your head. Yeah. And

27:45

then map. I was like, let's go. I'll crack too. Yeah.

27:48

He was, he's so down. He's so down

27:50

for everything. Yeah. We'll

27:52

never see him again. We'll never leave.

27:54

That was the last time anyone will ever see him in

27:57

public. Was that thank miss? I

27:59

know. Wild. and we didn't We didn't

28:01

know how good we had it did with. We.

28:03

Had no idea who are the good old days?

28:06

I. Love. The mean people are saying is

28:08

like they did it Snuff outlived my part. Of

28:13

I see Maria mechanical have us laugh

28:15

while lab has been around for like

28:17

one half the length. Yeah.

28:20

So isn't totally accurate. But

28:22

instead of ithaca. Surfaces.

28:25

Going. And map out is

28:27

gone. But. The Game

28:29

Theorists. Are still alive that serve.

28:32

A D d think that map pack

28:34

had second thoughts when he guy really

28:36

boy was that is only my route

28:39

had sex with some to. Teach.

28:45

Them about sex with my mom. Or

28:49

know since there is nothing. To

28:52

do it Theory. But.

28:55

Is a good second thoughts when. His

28:57

city of got ten million views and

29:00

twenty four hours like a proper ah

29:02

fuck maybe as a mediocre max they

29:04

do so with that controversy breeds views.

29:06

I even did it for. Thanks.

29:09

Mostly in our suffered I was like. Really?

29:12

Want to click of a people but. If

29:14

it means more people watch this which was

29:16

more money gets donated to charity or do

29:18

as far as like addressing the rumors immediately

29:21

one of ten my biggest one of time

29:23

in months as like yeah I don't like

29:25

that that works so well. It

29:27

works extremely well. On.

29:30

My own Lana I do. That said,

29:32

like so we could so easily be

29:34

like did you hear about the drama

29:36

that was happening and then it's immediate.

29:39

like hundred k views, easy. Yep!

29:42

That's it seems he. Stinks.

29:45

But I will hold all us

29:47

years out there. silly

29:49

you know what it is

29:51

your fault y y u

29:53

so drawn to it ha

29:56

ha wanna get drawn to

29:58

funny title like Man

30:00

laugh hard for years And

30:04

you go That's okay. I

30:06

know you get attracted why you attracted

30:08

the tight like man cut off penis

30:10

instead of Happy wheel

30:12

episode 2700 oh Come

30:16

on guys One

30:19

is something you know it's like having lasagna for

30:21

dinner and the other one is like Seafood

30:24

tartar that you've never had before you know

30:26

if you like it, but you're interested Which

30:29

one is that which one's the seafood tartar see

30:31

that's up to you I? Just

30:35

say the analogies. I don't communicate.

30:38

I don't know what they mean I just put

30:40

my analogies are like an art form they just

30:42

go out into the ethos and it's up to

30:44

you to figure it out Have

30:51

something to tell you Sean you're

30:54

pregnant um which is I'm pregnant with

30:56

a brain legal With

30:58

the brain leak baby. That's right. How did you know

31:00

I can see it in your eyes? the

31:04

little glimmer I Today

31:09

right after recording this podcast.

31:11

Let's rewind hmm turn around

31:15

The shower man you're wondering how I got

31:17

here Last

31:19

night I'm making I'm

31:22

making actually the thumbnail for the brain leak episode

31:24

that went up today making thumbnail and I

31:26

get a call from my buddy

31:29

Zach who you have met yes

31:32

He He's one

31:34

half of Zach and Austin who made the documentary anyway

31:36

get a call from him. I'm like. I'm busy I'll

31:38

text you later Jocelyn comes bursting in

31:40

the room because she just we just made a video

31:43

and She

31:45

has a sack on the phone and Zach is

31:47

like Ethan. This is super super important What are

31:49

you doing tomorrow, and I was like well the

31:51

normal thing that I do I'm recording or streaming

31:53

or whatever crying in the pillow And

31:56

he's like tomorrow I

31:58

have to do. Hits for this

32:00

thing and I need to take a

32:03

zoom call from a certain place but

32:05

I need your help and I say

32:07

okay and he goes. Some.

32:10

I. Want to take a zoom call

32:12

while I'd jump out of the air and

32:14

replace? The. Club, but those

32:16

not have enough people that are going to

32:19

go skydiving, so they're not gonna let the

32:21

plane for a few are tolerance. Suck

32:24

folks at it. I wouldn't. Rulings

32:31

own going skydiving. I don't

32:34

all have feel about it.

32:37

Buying. The Gonna Do it.

32:39

You're committed. now. I know, I know.

32:41

Are you? Know.

32:44

Would. You start. I've ever. Yes,

32:48

Here's a question because I know that

32:50

your not keen on heights but or

32:52

my think d think that jumping out

32:54

of a plane. More you

32:56

would kind of have a different feeling about. The.

32:58

Height. You know it's like it's not the

33:00

same as likes standing. On the edge of

33:02

a building is about on I even right as

33:05

you said i like imagined it on my i

33:07

went like. It's

33:09

your asshole clumsily mouth ever do some

33:11

apart. As I said, it's because you

33:13

think like you're so far up in

33:15

the air when years gotta be kidding.

33:18

When you're just like ominous, so small,

33:20

yeah I think it's You can even

33:22

interpret the height to the lot of

33:24

people who ask cause I like I'm

33:26

really afraid of heights like to the

33:28

point where. We. We

33:30

rented Tokyo Sky Tree which is

33:32

like their gigantic tower. And

33:36

there's like a glass saying that you can

33:38

stand over. An average like Homestead on

33:40

this and she offered ice at all and I

33:42

was like okay I want to get the picture

33:44

and I was like an old man at my

33:46

knees were literally shaking and I still have written.

33:48

Afraid of anything. Ah,

33:50

Know. Because. as

33:52

so are our buddy dusted just got a

33:55

giant back peace and he was saying how

33:57

painful it was and he had dumbing cream

34:00

I was like Evan got a huge

34:02

back piece didn't use any numbing cream. How did

34:04

she do that? Yeah Everyone's

34:09

just like yeah, what's up? You

34:11

want to tattoo my back? Yeah, go for it if you

34:13

dare Go for

34:15

a bitch. Evelyn's easily one of the coolest people I

34:17

know but We went to

34:20

take a picture and I was like just take the picture take the

34:22

picture take the picture and then we did And I was like I

34:24

have to get off this Any

34:26

knees wobbling and making that cartoon bone

34:28

sound yeah And

34:36

I Get so fucking scared

34:38

on heights and I don't know what it is because

34:40

everyone's like it's the fear of falling I don't think

34:42

that that's what it is. I'm not afraid. I'm gonna

34:44

fall off It's

34:47

seeing the height somehow

34:49

I Maybe it's maybe

34:51

my brain works properly and yours doesn't maybe

34:53

you're supposed to be afraid of heights is

34:58

Is there a certain memory that you have from

35:00

a kid can you take it back to your

35:02

childhood? Not really

35:04

my dad. Do you remember the first? Do

35:07

you remember the first time that you were afraid

35:09

of heights where you recognized? I am afraid of

35:11

heights No Huh,

35:15

I don't know. It's just and always been there

35:18

just an instinctual Yeah, maybe everyone else

35:20

is afraid of heights like no. I'm afraid of falling and I'm

35:22

like oh weird it's

35:25

just when you see the height my something happens in

35:27

my brain where I Guess

35:29

it's like a vertigo thing where I feel like

35:31

I'm off balance and like I need to like grips

35:34

I guess it is a fear of falling because I

35:36

need to like grip The bars like

35:38

we went up into the Brighton Tower together And

35:41

I was like I walk around that like I'm

35:43

walking on eggshells cuz I'm like yeah I know

35:46

it's safe one of the brakes. What if I

35:48

die? you You

35:51

did kind of walk around up

35:53

there like a person who was

35:55

about to jump off where

35:57

you were like Will

35:59

I? I won't hide. I'm not afraid

36:01

of heights. I just have a very

36:04

flirtatious relationship with them. I

36:07

walk around when I'm scared of heights. I

36:09

shit myself and I'm looking for a

36:11

bathroom but I can't find any. I'm

36:14

gripping, white knuckling everything around me. Because

36:16

everyone who says, oh you're afraid of

36:19

heights, are you afraid of planes? But

36:23

I think what it is for me is

36:25

the feeling of there's a certain level of

36:27

below your eye level when it gets scary,

36:29

when there's nothing in front of

36:31

you. So when you're in a plane it's like a tiny

36:33

window so I can see like the wall of the plane

36:35

next to me. But when I'm on

36:37

top of a building it's like a glass railing or

36:39

the glass floor. When it's the feeling of

36:42

stuff being gone from underneath me that scares me.

36:45

Sweet. So can you be looking outside

36:47

of a tall window?

36:51

Yes. If the window is small enough. But

36:55

if I'm in like an observation deck on something

36:57

and the windows are like floor

36:59

to ceiling that scares the shit out of me. Because once

37:01

you get close to it it feels like

37:03

the ground is like right there. I think it is a fear

37:05

of falling. I think it's in Vegas,

37:07

I can't remember, that rollercoaster ride

37:09

that goes over the side of

37:11

the building. I would

37:13

hate that. You could shit

37:16

your fucking pants. I got offered a brand

37:18

deal for City Skylines too because I did

37:21

the first one and they were like we're

37:23

gonna do a dinner or like a play

37:25

test on a

37:27

thing that goes up in the air. So we're gonna

37:29

have like City Skylines in the skyline

37:31

and I was like fuck no. What's

37:34

being a part of me that was like kind of like this

37:36

would be cool. I

37:38

would be so uncomfortable that it wouldn't be fun to watch.

37:41

You would just feel bad for

37:44

me. Oh man. You and I are different

37:46

in that scenario. I would be

37:48

like fuck yeah. I absolutely want to do

37:50

that. Oh hell no. I don't, like I'll

37:53

go on roller coasters and stuff that's

37:55

all fine. Because I guess it's

37:57

over so quick. It's like I like stuff that's like.

38:00

out of my control and I'm just dangling over something

38:02

and I'm like, unless you're paying me $500 million, I'm

38:04

not going to do that. Wait,

38:08

so yeah, hold on. On a big old

38:10

roller coaster, what about those rides where you

38:12

just go up and you drop? Hate them.

38:15

Hate them. Hate them. And that's

38:17

not only, that's like Tower of Terror as well where

38:19

you can't see the height. I just hate that feeling.

38:22

Okay. But I still do it because I like to feel

38:24

alive. Yeah. See, that's

38:26

what I'm thinking is going to happen today.

38:28

I'm going to feel so alive. I'm

38:31

going to be so alive today. If

38:33

this gets your neurodivergent brain going to

38:35

the point where now you become an

38:38

adrenaline junkie, I will have goals with you.

38:40

I will go full dad on you. I

38:42

hope that there's another episode after this,

38:46

but if there's not, because there's

38:48

always a chance. You're not going to

38:50

die going skydiving. No,

38:53

but the chance is not zero.

38:56

And actually, I don't like that I

38:58

said that because if you do die, you know I'm the

39:00

asshole. You're

39:02

the reason. Knock on the wood.

39:05

You better not. If you die, I'll kill you. Yeah,

39:08

it'll be rough. Don't

39:11

do it. It'll be not

39:13

fun. It'll be Markiplier's friend dies

39:15

skydiving. I know, dude. Wouldn't

39:18

that suck? Man that

39:20

would suck. Co-hosts the Brain League podcast. Does it even

39:22

say your name? No, it's

39:24

just co-hosts. Markiplier's friend and

39:26

co-host of the Brain League

39:28

podcast with Jacksepticeye dies in

39:31

skydiving. Yeah, I know where it says

39:33

a YouTuber today died after a skydiving

39:36

accident. Well,

39:40

I'm excited. I'm going to die in real life

39:42

or die online. We'll find

39:44

out today. No,

39:47

you have, after you do it, you need to text me.

39:50

Oh, I will. I will text you. You need to

39:52

text me. That was the greatest experience of my life.

39:54

I'm rock hard or something to

39:56

that effect. That's just a photo of

39:59

my fucking cock. I

40:01

was breaking the wind the whole way down. They

40:04

said they've never fell faster. We

40:08

broke physics. Terminal velocity is a myth.

40:11

I used my dick like a rudder in the

40:13

air to hear us. I was

40:15

like, left, right, left. It's

40:21

different though because now you have a job

40:23

to do when you're in the air. You're

40:25

not just going skydiving for the thrill of

40:27

it. You're being put to work. I

40:31

think that that might override your brain to be like, okay, I

40:34

need to actually do something. I only have a certain amount of

40:36

time to do it. Well,

40:38

my job on this, quote unquote, was to show

40:40

up so then the plane can take off because

40:42

he was like, I want to take this Zoom

40:45

call while I'm jumping out of the plane. I

40:47

know. But there's not enough people that have signed

40:49

up so the plane is not taking off. They

40:53

were talking to them and they were like, can we

40:56

take this Zoom call? He was like, yeah, you can

40:58

do that, but we need more people. I

41:01

was like, all right, Zach, if

41:03

you, I will do it if you can

41:05

coordinate with them to allow me to film so I can make

41:07

a video out of it. Right. I

41:10

thought you were going to be the person with a

41:12

phone holding it for his Zoom. No,

41:15

no, no. Oh, that's better then. Yeah.

41:17

No, I don't have a job to do. Now I'm

41:20

just making a video out of it. Hell

41:22

yeah. So if the video comes

41:24

out, you'll know I'm alive. I thought

41:26

about that because Logan Paul did prime as he was falling.

41:28

I was like, what if I tried to make a whole

41:30

cup of coffee? And

41:34

he opened the bag and a bean boiling

41:37

cup of coffee. Just like, yeah. How

41:41

Logan Paul is like, you can do

41:43

anything with prime energy. Like

41:46

topless jumping out and fucking ripped

41:49

like the mean Chad energy. And I just show

41:51

up and I'm like, here's

41:54

how you make coffee. The beans go everywhere.

41:56

I'm still boiling water on myself. Should

41:59

I try and. Discord you from the

42:01

air and then we can record we

42:04

can record all the adrine No

42:09

You should have fun you should make this just

42:11

for you now I'll share the experience with

42:13

you one side land and I'll let you

42:15

know that I'm still Living

42:18

on this breathing. I'm

42:20

curious Maybe this is the point now where the

42:22

plane door opens and you're hanging off the edge.

42:24

You're like I'm actually really scared of this Well,

42:30

that's the thing is you're you're tied up

42:32

tandem to a person Yeah, and so from

42:34

what I from what I've been told once

42:36

you step onto the plane once the plane

42:39

takes off They're jumping.

42:41

Yeah big dick move with them

42:44

ask if you can go face to face tandem But

42:51

you still you still have to get your

42:53

joy of falling so you have to be

42:55

on top I

43:03

Never done skydiving porn

43:06

Anyone's ever had sex in the air

43:08

not in like a plane or something like

43:10

freefall and freeball and well they have to be

43:13

naked Right from the get-go.

43:15

They can't just take off their clothes midair.

43:17

You only have a certain amount of time

43:19

We'll never know there's a less I

43:22

try and fuck the skydiving guy today Great

43:25

area a blank American you capitalize

43:27

on that nobody nobody's cornered the

43:29

market of there you go Dies

43:31

sex other than Eagles. They're

43:34

the only ones. Yeah Why

43:38

do I go there probably but maybe I should be thrown

43:40

out of the plane without a person that would be awful

43:42

though Because you come and it just goes right back in your

43:44

face Hmm, but

43:47

not supposed to happen Unless

43:50

unless you roll over and you're

43:53

falling back down. Oh I

43:56

did she'll rolling with you like trying to You're

44:02

like playing a game of will they, won't they? Is

44:05

there any goofy stuff I should do while I'm falling

44:07

out of the air from 12,000 feet today? I

44:09

don't think you'll remember. You

44:12

should do a back flip. I

44:14

guess you can if you're tandem. If

44:16

we're tandem, I could ask the man, I

44:19

suppose. He would probably say no. No,

44:23

we're falling at 4,000 meters a second. We're

44:26

about to hit the ground real soon. I'm

44:28

curious how long it feels for

44:31

you to fall. I don't know.

44:33

Because I think you're free falling for a

44:35

couple minutes. I think

44:37

you're free falling for about a minute. From

44:40

what I've been told that people have,

44:43

who have skydiving before, because Zach has

44:45

been skydiving. Ski doved.

44:47

Ski doved, yeah. The last time he ski doved,

44:49

he said that it feels like a really long

44:52

time. It feels like you're falling for minutes and

44:54

minutes on end. So I'll

44:57

let you know. Now

45:01

that I've been talking about this more, because you're

45:03

the first person that I've talked about this to

45:05

other than Zach. Are you scared? Are

45:08

you? I'm getting a little,

45:10

ooh, wow. Imagine yourself at

45:12

the edge of the plane. They're like dropping

45:14

in five minutes. And

45:16

then the

45:19

heart rate kicks in. You're like,

45:21

have I told my mother I love her? Well

45:24

so here's another variable shown. Is

45:27

I haven't pooped today. Okay?

45:30

So hold on, wait. I haven't pooped

45:32

today. And for a video yesterday, I

45:34

went and did a fast food cheeseburger

45:36

tier list. I ate

45:39

eight cheeseburgers yesterday. And I haven't

45:42

pooped yet. Oh my god. I'm

45:45

clogged up with ground beef. You're

45:48

gonna create a fucking happy meal in the sky.

45:52

What's gonna happen up there? And then,

45:54

oh, you film that and then you say the tier

45:56

list doesn't matter because they all end up shit in

45:59

the end. Yeah, perfect.

46:01

Oh Do you

46:03

think someone's pooped in

46:05

the sky? We always got to bring shit into

46:07

the podcast some way somehow and this is the this

46:09

is the way we're doing it in here Oh

46:14

No, I've I've I've shot this

46:16

year. No on the podcast I

46:20

think so The first minute

46:22

of This

46:26

is all wrong. Do you think

46:28

the shit fell as the ball dropped in

46:31

tandem just fan? And

46:36

then the Netflix subtitle says shit squelches

46:39

wetly I Am

46:44

My poops have been better lately because Evelyn and

46:46

I start of a new year started to eat

46:48

healthy again Nice. Sorry,

46:50

you've been cooking up a stop.

46:52

Oh brother. I have been

46:55

Cooking I call other

46:57

than a vegan right who today? Oh Are

47:01

you trying to eat less meat? No,

47:04

everyone just found her a cookbook from a lady that

47:06

does vegan stuff and they're really quick recipes more like

47:08

this try that Huh?

47:10

How was it? Fine

47:14

it's it's good. It tastes good, but it looked like

47:16

cat food when I made it Okay,

47:19

did BB like it BB is doing so much

47:21

better you said It's

47:25

not about him fuck that little no He's

47:29

making his job he's better his back legs work

47:32

again good for him he's gone Yeah,

47:35

he really is Jesus. What

47:37

was I even talking about before a TV

47:39

and rag ooh The vegan

47:41

rag ooh, it looks like cat. Oh, I was gonna

47:43

say that We started eating

47:45

healthy and already a week into 2024.

47:48

I lost two kilos, which

47:50

is like four pounds four

47:52

pounds Nice. How

47:54

are you? I do let go Let's

47:57

go gamer. I love how I weighed my heaviest

47:59

before the Sidemen match and I was like okay

48:01

I need to I look at those brain leak

48:03

videos we did and I was like oh

48:07

who's your friend over there? And

48:11

then I lost 10 kilos which

48:13

is like 20 pounds in three months and I was

48:16

like hell yeah

48:20

and then put it all back on towards the

48:22

end of the year. Hell

48:25

yeah baby that's what the holidays will do. Ah

48:27

that's what I'd be in your 30s will do as

48:30

well. You got

48:32

to get engorged to hibernate for

48:34

winter. Oh I love getting engorged.

48:37

We had snow! You

48:40

had snow it never snows and brightens.

48:42

No it was a Christmas miracle. What

48:45

day was it? Was it on New Year's? No.

48:48

No it was like two days ago. We

48:50

were sitting and I was

48:53

building some Warhammer models classic

48:55

me and I looked

48:58

up and it was kind of like hail and the

49:01

kind of snow I guess that would be sleet but it

49:03

was a little heavier than that and

49:05

I was like oh it sounded like all crunchy on the ground

49:07

and it's not really to say it was more like ice but

49:10

I stood outside and I was like wow this is so

49:12

lovely it's so peaceful the air is always so

49:14

calm when it's snowing and I

49:16

could hear it pitter patter everywhere and then

49:18

Evelyn looked at her app and

49:20

it was like it's supposed to get like really

49:23

snowy for like four hours and

49:25

then it just came down.

49:29

Hell yeah to the stick? No.

49:32

Oh. Brains too wet. Oh

49:35

come on bitches stupid fucking

49:37

asshole. But it was really nice Evelyn and I

49:39

went out and walked around in it and

49:42

I was like wow did you get snowflakes on

49:44

your tongue? I did. I

49:47

went to see if I can catch one and I was

49:49

like mmm yummy. Mmm

49:52

pollution. That's not pollution

49:54

it's filtered by the sky. That's

49:57

right that's what the clouds do they filter the snow.

50:00

Yeah. Ooh, do you think

50:02

if you had a lake of coffee, you could get it to

50:04

rain tapping? If

50:06

what? If a lake had coffee?

50:08

If you just had an entire lake that was

50:10

just coffee. I

50:12

don't think it would. I think it evaporated the

50:14

water out of the coffee. If

50:17

you had a man-made lake of

50:20

coffee, interesting.

50:23

And we called it Coffee Lake.

50:26

I don't think that it would.

50:30

Hmm. I think scientifically it actually extracts

50:32

the water away from the coffee and

50:35

evaporates it out. No way. No, it's

50:37

straight away. No way. I don't believe it.

50:39

It's fallen from the Earth. On this flat

50:41

Earth? I hold the... No way. Yeah, that

50:44

doesn't happen. Maybe on a spherical, imaginary planet,

50:46

like you're thinking of. But not

50:49

here. Not on this flat place.

50:52

No. Speaking of liquids, Sean,

50:54

I saw something very funny that I wrote

50:57

down yesterday. I

50:59

have no idea where the sentence is going. Well,

51:02

speaking of liquids, we're talking

51:05

about coffee. I saw an

51:08

ad at the

51:10

grocery store for

51:12

White Claw 0%. No

51:15

alcohol. So it's just seltzer

51:17

water. It's soda water.

51:19

It's sparkling water. What do

51:22

you mean 0% White Claw? We've

51:27

come full circle, baby. You know how you're

51:29

drinking a White Claw and everyone's like, oh

51:31

yeah, I really want to be seen drinking

51:34

a White Claw. Said no one ever. So

51:36

you're always kind of like hiding it or you mix it

51:39

into a glass or something that's like, ooh. Wow.

51:41

It's like no one drinking White Claws is trying

51:44

to like show off that they're drinking White Claws.

51:47

So having a 0% one is like, I just want to fit in with the group.

51:51

It's just LaCroix. That's

51:54

all it is because that's where the

51:56

craze started, was stuff like that. Like,

52:00

LaCroix becoming popular. Flavored water. Ooh, what

52:02

if we added some alcohol to that?

52:04

Great. Now we're taking it

52:06

away. Now we're just back at fucking fizzy

52:08

juice water. What

52:11

the fuck? It's so funny. You are

52:13

correct, though. It is kind of just

52:15

to, like, to fit in. But

52:17

I think that it's very funny. Who's fitting

52:19

in drinking white claws? I

52:23

don't know. College girls? White girls at sorority parodies?

52:25

Yeah. I've

52:27

always got a couple white claws in

52:29

my fridge. It's just for fun. But

52:34

yeah, I think it's very funny. Because at least if

52:36

you're drinking, like, a non-alcoholic

52:38

beer or something, it still tastes like

52:40

beer. You know, you're getting that. Yeah, it

52:42

has such a specific flavor that you kind of want

52:44

that. But if

52:47

you're drinking white claw, in

52:49

the big... Like, you're drinking white claw because it

52:51

kind of tastes... It tastes

52:53

like sparkling water. Yeah. So

52:56

what's the point of the zero... Just drink

52:58

a sparkling water. Yeah, and if you want

53:00

to drink a sparkling water, there's so many

53:02

better options. Yeah. This

53:05

would be a great spot for a liquid

53:07

death sponsorship, but they haven't talked with us

53:09

in a while. Oh, man. Now we're just

53:11

giving it to them for free. Um...

53:14

God. That's stupid. It's

53:17

so funny. I don't like

53:19

this planet anymore. It's

53:21

so silly. And they're gonna sell

53:23

so much of it, too. What's

53:26

the coffee equivalent of that? If

53:29

you could do that with coffee in the morning. I

53:34

guess. Caffeinated decaf? We

53:37

added the caffeine back to decaf? So

53:46

it's just coffee? No,

53:48

no, no, no, no. People

53:50

don't want to fit in. It's caffeinated decaf.

53:53

No, it's not coffee. It's for the people that don't want

53:55

to go to bed but want to look like they do.

54:03

We do have decaf coming from the top of the morning sometime

54:05

this year. Oooooooh baby! I know

54:07

when but I don't want to say in

54:09

case it doesn't happen and production gets bad.

54:14

Sometimes that happens. Sometimes

54:16

that do. That do. Sometimes it

54:18

be like that and then it do. And

54:21

then it do. Well I can't wait. What else did

54:23

you write down? Oh I

54:25

have a couple of things in here. Well I have

54:27

white bonds here. Save them to my ear holes. And

54:30

I have, did you hear about the

54:32

Tetris boy? I did! I'm

54:34

sure you heard about the Tetris. Yeah! First

54:37

person ever to beat Tetris.

54:41

Yeah well. So

54:44

Tetris is in a weird spot where if you keep

54:46

playing it for certain it's only supposed to go to

54:48

like level 30 or something and then after that the

54:50

code starts just randomizing shit and after

54:52

like level 129 or something it starts

54:55

putting in like weird colors and stuff. So

54:57

people never really knew when the actual

54:59

kill screen was which is where the

55:01

game literally can't function anymore and stops.

55:05

And then somebody did the math and the code and

55:07

said the earliest it can happen is like level 155

55:10

and Blue Scooty did it on 157 and actually

55:13

like the game just stopped and

55:15

no one has ever done that before. It's

55:18

such a wonderful, because he was live

55:20

streaming and it's such a wonderful clip

55:22

seeing him realize. He's freaking out. He's

55:24

13 years old. I think he's from

55:26

like Oklahoma or something like

55:29

that. Yeah, nothing else to do in

55:31

Oklahoma. Yeah, it's really

55:33

cool though. So

55:36

congrats to him. I was

55:38

surprised watching a video about

55:40

it. Some dude did a really

55:42

good breakdown of it all that I

55:44

didn't realize that most of

55:47

the biggest records for that have happened within

55:49

like the last three years. It's

55:52

wild because the game is what like 34, 35 years old.

55:55

Yeah, I think it's like late 80s. Yeah.

56:00

The same. but I'd I thought like oh, people

56:02

have been my going to like Level Two Hundred

56:04

or Something and Tetris for years. Like since the

56:06

early two thousand said least buds people have only

56:08

been hidden like Level Hundred and Twenty Nine or

56:10

something within like the last three years ago. I

56:12

remember the exact numbers, but. It

56:14

was like. Somebody. When I hit a

56:16

number like Ninety Nine and then like, oh no, we're

56:18

at a hundred and twenty nine suddenly. And

56:21

like hoping to record way off. But that

56:23

was all since. Like twenty twenty onwards. And.

56:26

Even even since he beat it. A

56:29

few weeks ago, I think two or three

56:31

more people have had done that as well.

56:33

As Chrome. It's. Crazy.

56:36

It is wild the to think about that

56:38

game. been as old as is and people

56:40

are just beating it now see I was.

56:42

I don't know if you saw it to

56:44

to see the sky news clip. Know.

56:48

There was a Sky News

56:50

reporter that was reporting. On.

56:53

Ah, as I think the cat's name is

56:55

Wilson Blue Scully. Whatever. His real

56:57

name is reporting on it. And

56:59

then sit attracted decided to try to

57:02

call a. Dump a tampon him on

57:04

him and be like you know this

57:06

better. Things that you could do with

57:08

it army be god side and such.

57:10

Like what sort of the news. And

57:12

yeah, And so a bunch of

57:15

people got up in arms about that

57:17

rightly so, because it was supposed to

57:19

be a wholesome positive news segments and

57:21

then she decided to sit on it

57:23

at the at the very end. Ah

57:25

well. That's like that. So

57:27

interview that Dolly Parton did years ago

57:29

and some ladies trying to like tear

57:31

her apart a camera with a reporter

57:33

lady's name or if she even has

57:35

a quarter can talk on Dolly. Not.

57:38

Possible to all he will fuck you up. Yeah,

57:40

but what was cool is that. A.

57:43

Ludwig made a video talking about how he had

57:45

like a small hand in the records. And

57:48

he. He. Helped figure

57:50

out a button mashing technique

57:53

for like Super Mario Party.

57:56

Ah, for certain things there and he like had a record

57:58

for that and and some other do came back to

58:01

beat Ludwig's record and he...

58:03

I can't remember the

58:06

specifics of it. I think he

58:08

came back and did something with button mashing

58:10

and then the kid who invented the rolling

58:12

technique with the finger flicking, yeah, saw that

58:14

guy come back and got inspired and created

58:17

that new technique which is why Blue Scoot

58:19

he was able to beat Tetris. It's

58:22

so cool. It's so cool.

58:24

The rolling thing with Tetris is so cool

58:26

to watch. Yeah, it's so wild. It's

58:29

also weird to think like somebody just thought of that

58:31

one day and was like, oh, maybe this will work.

58:34

And it was also a kid. A kid invented

58:36

that technique and now it's used by everybody. Yeah,

58:40

it's so cool. It's so awesome seeing like

58:42

games evolve like that even old games

58:45

like Tetris. It's like the movie that

58:47

record was beaten

58:49

last year, the year before as well, right? For

58:52

speedcubing? Yeah, and it was a

58:55

really young kid who did

58:57

it as well. It just shows that no matter

58:59

how good you think you are at something, there's always

59:01

a 13 or 11 year old that's better than you.

59:04

What do you think just off the top

59:06

of your head, what do you think the

59:08

world record for Rubik's Cube is for completing

59:10

a mixed up Rubik's Cube? I think

59:14

I thought it was something ridiculous like 1.3 or 2.3 seconds. So

59:19

it's not that short. It's 3.13 seconds. So

59:21

1, 2, 3. How? How? It's so insane

59:23

that people

59:29

do it. So for everyone knows

59:32

the Rubik's Cube, you get... I don't

59:35

actually know how much time you get

59:37

with actual speedcubing because you have a

59:40

certain amount of time that you can't

59:42

move the cube at all. You're allowed to

59:44

look at it. I

59:50

think you get a fair amount of time to

59:52

look at it. So then you have to memorize

59:54

where the things are and then

59:56

you have to figure out what you're

59:59

doing. Like how do you figure out do

1:00:02

people algorithms for that people do

1:00:04

a blindfolded? Same

1:00:07

it's so insane like how does

1:00:09

the mind work that way where it's

1:00:11

like okay? These pieces are here here and here I

1:00:13

need to move the cube like this and this and

1:00:15

this and then you do it in three sec How

1:00:17

is that possible dude you're asking me you know how

1:00:20

to solve them? I don't I know But

1:00:23

it's it's crazy so I hold on

1:00:25

I think there must be something

1:00:27

got to do with it like You

1:00:30

can randomize a cube, but there must be something

1:00:32

that a record gets broken because

1:00:34

it's a look at the draw thing Like

1:00:36

it gets all jumbled up, and it is hard

1:00:38

But surely sometimes the randomization

1:00:40

in it means the statistically it needs

1:00:43

less means some of the time Yeah,

1:00:46

absolutely Got

1:00:48

good got good RG on this one. Yeah,

1:00:51

it's like doing any sort of like Minecraft

1:00:53

speedrun Which is like I

1:00:55

actually only need is to turn it 15 times instead of the

1:00:57

usual like 26 Yeah

1:01:03

Cuz like the the very basic

1:01:05

way of solving the Rubik's Cube is First

1:01:09

you get the the cross so you

1:01:11

solve one face first so

1:01:14

you solve a little cross you get all

1:01:16

the all the same color on one

1:01:18

end and then you get the corners and Then

1:01:20

you get you flip it over and you get

1:01:22

the center and then you do

1:01:25

the top And so there's certain

1:01:27

moves that you do to get certain pieces

1:01:30

in certain places So like if I want to

1:01:32

get this up here. There's certain moves that you

1:01:34

do to do that Yeah,

1:01:40

and so it's it's just

1:01:42

I don't understand Do you think the beauty's

1:01:44

of the world are thinking like okay? I

1:01:46

need to get the cross here, and then

1:01:49

the thing on top they just know baby

1:01:52

They have their own algorithms their machines And

1:01:56

think about so someone

1:02:00

Rubik's Cube in 3.13 seconds? How

1:02:02

quick can they take off a bra? Unbelievable.

1:02:06

Unbelievable. Check the age on the guy that

1:02:08

broke that record before he started saying stuff.

1:02:13

Yeah, yeah, maybe. 22,

1:02:17

it's fine. Oh, I

1:02:19

got a kid's heated. Mad bras.

1:02:23

Damn. Mad bras. Yep. Damn,

1:02:25

that's like 3.13 seconds. The

1:02:28

biggest claim to my fame that I've ever had

1:02:30

in something like that was having my name on

1:02:32

the Resident Evil 8 speed

1:02:34

run, like speedrun.com.

1:02:36

My name was up there for

1:02:39

a speed run at one point. Was

1:02:41

it? What was your fastest run

1:02:43

on Resident Evil 8? I also started speed running

1:02:45

Resident Evil 8 when that came out. It was

1:02:47

so much fun. I think

1:02:49

it was like 157 or something. Oh,

1:02:52

hell no. Because it was like an anti-percent, so it

1:02:54

was like, get the strongest gun you can with

1:02:57

infinite ammo, and then just

1:02:59

see how quickly you can do it. And I

1:03:01

didn't even have the strongest gun. I was too

1:03:03

lazy to save up the points to get the

1:03:05

Desert Eagle weapon. I

1:03:08

don't know what it was about that game that made me replay

1:03:10

it so many times. I played that game like nine or 10

1:03:12

times. This one? Yeah,

1:03:14

it's just really good level design, I think. Very,

1:03:18

very, very fun. It was a very video

1:03:20

game-y video game. Very

1:03:22

video, it was a very video game-y video

1:03:25

game. It was a good

1:03:27

time, it was a good time. Very good replayability on

1:03:29

that game. You just kept going back with new guns,

1:03:31

seeing how quickly you could do it. I think that's

1:03:33

it. Capcom have

1:03:35

always been good, even back in the Dino Crisis

1:03:37

days, where you would unlock a

1:03:40

dinosaur coliseum, and then you could control the

1:03:42

dinosaurs and fight each other. There's

1:03:45

always shit like that that they do with

1:03:47

infinite ammo, or big head modes, or something.

1:03:50

They're always really good at having

1:03:52

their cheats and their fun factor

1:03:54

behind... Damn!

1:03:58

Did it. Look at you. How

1:04:00

long did that take? I don't

1:04:02

know. How many- how many bras

1:04:04

can you take off? Man,

1:04:06

zero. Hahaha. Single boy.

1:04:09

Uh, the- the best time I ever had was

1:04:11

like 30 seconds for solving a Rubik's Cube.

1:04:13

I thought you were gonna say for REZI 8 and I was

1:04:15

like, what the fuck were you doing? Hahaha.

1:04:19

30 seconds for Resident Evil 8.

1:04:21

Yeah, unmatched, baby. Woah. Unmatched. Is

1:04:24

there a game that you would want to-

1:04:26

have you ever thought of speedrunning a game?

1:04:28

Bloodborne. And if so, Bloodborne? I

1:04:31

feel like I know- I know the mechanics of that

1:04:33

game so well and how it feels that

1:04:36

I could pull off- I don't think I would ever get like

1:04:39

top 10 world record levels, but

1:04:41

I think I could definitely whittle that

1:04:43

game way down. So,

1:04:46

couple questions for you. Uh,

1:04:49

first one. Any percent speedrun

1:04:51

of Bloodborne, how many

1:04:53

bosses do you actually have to beat?

1:04:57

Ooh. Do you know? I don't know, it's

1:04:59

been a long time since I watched any of them.

1:05:01

I mean, I'm sure that there's some sort of like,

1:05:03

glitch or exploit that

1:05:06

you can do to like, bypass things,

1:05:08

but- Yeah, cause you can skip

1:05:10

Cleric Beast and you can skip

1:05:12

Bloodstarve Beast. So that's

1:05:14

Gascoigne and Vicaramelea, and

1:05:17

then Shadows of Yharnam you're straight away. And

1:05:20

then after that, I think it's Murgo,

1:05:22

and then you submit yourself to Gascoigne.

1:05:26

Cause obviously if you want to beat it as

1:05:28

quickly as possible, you have to get decapitated at the end

1:05:30

instead of beating them. So, I think,

1:05:33

I think it's like four bosses, four

1:05:35

or five. My

1:05:38

second question is, Bloodborne is

1:05:40

your favorite game. You know the

1:05:42

ins and outs of that game. Have you

1:05:44

ever, and if not,

1:05:46

would you do like a

1:05:48

level one, uh, play

1:05:51

through of it? Absolutely not. No?

1:05:54

I've thought about that so many times where I'm like, I

1:05:58

get like the no hit runs and everything. Those

1:06:00

are fun to watch on like a level one thing, but

1:06:02

I watched someone the other day beat Orphan

1:06:04

of Taz with a torch. And

1:06:08

he did 22 damage a hit,

1:06:11

like just shoving the torch in his face. And

1:06:13

it was like a 20-something minute video. And I

1:06:15

was watching it, and I was like, this is

1:06:17

cool, but man is this boring

1:06:19

to watch. It would take

1:06:22

such a long time. I hate

1:06:24

that feeling of being so close to

1:06:26

something and then fucking it up, and

1:06:28

then having to do it again, that does

1:06:32

not agree with my brain at all. So speedrunning

1:06:34

is not my thing. Do

1:06:37

you think you would ever do any kind of Bloodborne

1:06:39

challenge for yourself? You

1:06:42

can't just keep playing Bloodborne normal

1:06:44

style every time, you know? I

1:06:46

think I would play with a weapon. The missionary is great, but

1:06:48

you've got to spice it up every now and again. I

1:06:51

played Doggy's Ball Bloodborne. I

1:06:54

did do it one time where I became like

1:06:57

the beast class. There's like a beast claw you

1:06:59

can get to like, and

1:07:01

it's really fun. But then you can also get a thing that

1:07:03

transforms you into a beast. Maybe

1:07:05

it is the claws, but I did that one time and

1:07:07

that was very fun. But

1:07:11

otherwise, I guess just playing with a weapon I

1:07:13

don't like, which just doesn't sound fun to me.

1:07:15

What's the worst weapon? I don't know.

1:07:19

There's a lot of weapons like

1:07:22

the Amygdala arm that are like

1:07:24

cool in practice. But

1:07:26

then when you're playing with it, you realize how slow and sloppy

1:07:29

they are and their damage output is kind of shit. But

1:07:31

it's like it's an arm that like flies all over the

1:07:33

place and does cool moves. But I'm like, I

1:07:36

wish this was better to use. Do

1:07:38

you think you could do an only gun

1:07:40

run of Bloodborne? Yeah, you can

1:07:42

do Bloodtinge build. If

1:07:46

you pump your stats into Bloodtinge, you can do

1:07:48

really crazy damage with a gun

1:07:50

called the Evelyn. Every

1:07:53

time I play and I pick up the Evelyn, I'm like, I'm

1:07:55

getting you! I'm

1:07:58

getting you! Bloodborne

1:08:01

song. I like Bloodborne. I haven't played it in a

1:08:03

while though. Hmm. New

1:08:06

Year, New You, no Bloodborne? No. I

1:08:09

have been so close to thinking about the idea

1:08:11

of getting all

1:08:14

the like FromSoft YouTubers together, like

1:08:18

the Iron Pineapples, the Vatties, everybody that I

1:08:20

can who has a voice, and getting

1:08:23

everyone to make a video demanding

1:08:25

Bloodborne Remastered, or a

1:08:28

sequel or something. Just to be

1:08:30

like, Sony, we're not taking it

1:08:32

anymore. We want something Bloodborne. You

1:08:35

should do that. That won't work.

1:08:38

Yeah, but it would be fun. You know, it'd

1:08:40

cause a ruckus. I want something on my

1:08:42

channel to point to, to be like, look

1:08:45

Sony, that's got like two and a half

1:08:47

million views. That should be

1:08:49

enough for you, like a petition almost. It

1:08:52

should be enough for you to go out, like use our voice

1:08:54

to kind of bully Sony into doing something with it. We

1:08:57

have so much money. At least

1:08:59

it's 60 FPS. How hard could it be?

1:09:01

How hard could it be? It's

1:09:04

not that hard

1:09:06

at all, actually. Some guy like jail broke the game already

1:09:09

and it does run at 60 FPS. Come on. Come

1:09:12

on, give it to us. Sony,

1:09:16

you bought Nixes. They're the people who do

1:09:18

the PC ports of everything. Give

1:09:21

them Bloodborne, even though you read a Sony computer and they're

1:09:23

saying, I'm not playing with Japan, so I don't know who

1:09:25

even owns the fucking rights to it anymore. And

1:09:28

they're probably like, we're not doing that again, because if we have to redo

1:09:30

the rights, then it's going to cost us like $400,000.

1:09:32

I'm not spending that. I don't

1:09:35

know how this stuff works. I

1:09:37

want Bloodborne on PC so

1:09:40

then it can be easily modded. Yeah.

1:09:42

Change all the bosses to funny things like

1:09:45

Marge Simpson is Father Gascoigne.

1:09:48

Oh, they sell them as a

1:09:50

shop. You'll

1:09:53

be one of them too. Sooner or later.

1:09:56

See, that was an intense modded

1:09:59

Bloodborne. Run would be so

1:10:01

funny. Oh, I want to fight fucking

1:10:03

Tom from Tom and Jerry and We

1:10:15

need Thomas the Tank Engine in bloodborne Yeah,

1:10:18

I want someone to mod like a dildo into it

1:10:21

so I can fight with that How

1:10:24

how long is it gonna be

1:10:26

until somebody just remakes bloodborne illegally

1:10:28

by themselves? They've let it

1:10:31

work people always try that shit and

1:10:33

it never feels right as someone who's Like

1:10:36

I play so many from soft games that as soon as

1:10:38

I play something that's not from soft I'm like I

1:10:40

can tell that this isn't control right and

1:10:43

it like bothers me because the muscle memory should

1:10:45

translate But then it doesn't Did

1:10:51

you like Liza P. I did I love lies a pee lies

1:10:53

a pee is very good a Little

1:10:55

bit of bullshit here and there and the build

1:10:58

variety is kind of lacking Everyone's

1:11:00

like there's so many weapons and there's so

1:11:02

many handles I'm like yeah, but

1:11:04

you can kind of they all kind of feel the

1:11:06

same You don't really like go down

1:11:08

the path of like a specific decks builder

1:11:10

a specific strength build Anyway,

1:11:14

do you think I

1:11:17

do sometimes not not Which

1:11:22

is your favorite, but which is

1:11:24

objectively the better game bloodborne or

1:11:28

Elden, right? bloodborne

1:11:31

Bloodborne. I think it's faster

1:11:33

and has better

1:11:39

Because it's it's different than the linear versus open

1:11:41

world and I think the linearity of bloodborne is what

1:11:43

makes it so strong That

1:11:45

just plowing through getting certain items

1:11:47

in certain places. It's less exploitable

1:11:52

Than Elden ring is the art system and

1:11:55

Elden ring makes things a bit overpowered for

1:11:58

certain lights But

1:12:00

I also think the speed at which Bloodborne plays

1:12:02

is better because of the rally system with your

1:12:04

health. So if you get hit, you

1:12:06

can get your health back by

1:12:08

attacking. So that constant aggression in Bloodborne,

1:12:10

I think, is better. And

1:12:14

the parry system is the best in... Except for Sekiro,

1:12:16

the parry system is the best I've ever done in

1:12:18

Bloodborne. It's

1:12:20

a fun game. It's a really good game if you haven't played

1:12:22

Bloodborne. You should play it. I

1:12:25

met someone at the Game Awards, actually,

1:12:28

who I went over and talked to this

1:12:30

group of people that I don't actually know. Like, I had

1:12:32

never met them before. It was the first time I met

1:12:34

them and they were all drunk. And there's a specific reason

1:12:36

I was there, but I'm not going to say why. And

1:12:39

I went over and talked to them and they

1:12:42

were asking, like, what my favorite game of all time was.

1:12:44

And I said, Bloodborne. And one of the... Some girl was

1:12:46

like, Bloodborne, really? And

1:12:49

I was like, yeah, I think it's like as close to a perfect as

1:12:51

a game can be for me. And she

1:12:53

was like, yeah, other people

1:12:55

around me were also like... You

1:12:59

might start throwing hands. You don't know. You

1:13:02

would sell to Bloodborne. And

1:13:05

then I was like, what's your favorite game? And I think

1:13:07

they said like... You

1:13:09

just turned to her and you went, you are not

1:13:11

one of them! I'm so on

1:13:14

your own! I

1:13:17

asked her what her favorite game was, and I think she said Super

1:13:20

Mario Bros 3, which I'm like, OK,

1:13:22

cool, solid. It

1:13:25

almost felt like she thought that Bloodborne was too new

1:13:27

to be a favorite game of all time. And

1:13:29

then we were talking about other games and I was

1:13:32

like, yeah, I probably have like Final Fantasy 9 in

1:13:34

my top three. And she was like, OK, that's

1:13:36

good. And she was like, why Final

1:13:39

Fantasy 9? And I was like, well, it was the first Final

1:13:41

Fantasy I played. She was like, OK, then

1:13:43

that doesn't count. And I was like, why?

1:13:45

I'm like, why are you gatekeeping games

1:13:48

to me? What is happening? It was

1:13:50

like Final Fantasy 7 or nothing. And

1:13:52

I was like, what? Come

1:13:55

on. That's not

1:13:57

how that works. It's whatever. Final Fantasy 9 is like

1:13:59

a Ghibli movie. It's amazing. It's

1:14:01

whatever game brings you joy makes you feel the

1:14:03

best keeps you keeps you coming back. You know,

1:14:05

what's your favorite game? I Don't

1:14:08

know I think honestly I think of

1:14:11

the past couple of years of the games that

1:14:13

I played resident evil 8 was probably my favorite

1:14:15

game in the last Few years just because it

1:14:17

kept me hooked for a while and I kept

1:14:19

going back. Yeah, you're quite

1:14:23

Night in the woods as well. Weren't you? Yeah,

1:14:25

I like the night in the woods um

1:14:29

It's really hard to say because it comes it's

1:14:31

like I Kind

1:14:33

of think of my favorite game kind

1:14:35

of like what my favorite songs are where

1:14:37

it's like it depends on the mood that

1:14:40

I'm in And yeah, it kind of depends

1:14:42

on on what's what's got

1:14:44

me going. Yeah, and so like

1:14:48

When I beat blood-borne, it was like, okay This

1:14:50

is my favorite game right now because it was

1:14:52

all I was thinking about and every day I was just

1:14:54

like grinding blood-borne and playing that until I beat it So

1:14:59

it it just kind of depends

1:15:05

Yeah, that's kind of why I switched my mind from Shadow

1:15:07

of the Colossus because I was like that's my favorite game

1:15:09

ever But I was like I played

1:15:12

blood-borne way more and I think I

1:15:14

referenced blood-borne more and I think I

1:15:16

enjoyed the gameplay of that More so

1:15:18

I switched to that But

1:15:20

Shadow of the I mean it's kind of tied But

1:15:23

Shadow of the Colossus was like that's the game I played

1:15:25

when I was like 17 and it made me cry and

1:15:27

it meant a lot to me at the time and it

1:15:29

got Me through like depression. So it

1:15:32

has like a different meaning and a different reason why

1:15:34

it would be my favorite game Yeah,

1:15:36

that's like me in the the first season of

1:15:38

the Walking Dead game Like that was the first

1:15:40

video game that ever made me cry and I

1:15:43

was like wow This is the first time that

1:15:45

I was like video games are like art like

1:15:47

this is so cool And then

1:15:49

like Super Smash Bros. Melee is one of

1:15:51

my favorite games of all time because like

1:15:53

that's what that's the only game that My

1:15:56

brother and I played non-stop and I remember

1:15:58

like the first time I ever beat

1:16:00

him was like, ah, I finally did

1:16:02

it. I finally beat you,

1:16:05

God damn it. Um,

1:16:08

yeah. So it's like those, those games, it's

1:16:10

like, whatever brings you good memories and whatever

1:16:12

makes you. Yeah. Cause

1:16:14

a lot of people now are like God of War

1:16:16

2018 is my favorite game of all time. And I'm

1:16:18

like, dude, I can't argue with that. I

1:16:22

wouldn't even put it in like my top

1:16:24

10 because I just have a different taste. But

1:16:26

I still think it's an incredible game. I'm

1:16:29

not going to like shit on somebody else. And also

1:16:31

the thing like it's, it's a newer game. The same

1:16:33

with Persona 5. A lot of people think that is

1:16:35

their favorite game. And I'm like, I can see why.

1:16:38

Yeah. Very good game. I think, I

1:16:41

think if you just beat a game today

1:16:43

that just came out, that can be your

1:16:45

favorite game. Yeah. Who's, who's to tell

1:16:47

you otherwise it's your favorite.

1:16:51

Yeah. Their favorite game. It's

1:16:53

your favorite game. Live your life.

1:16:55

Do whatever you want. If

1:16:57

somebody says that you're not allowed to have that

1:16:59

as your favorite game that goes against the

1:17:02

question itself. Yeah. If

1:17:04

you want to jump out of an airplane and jerk off, you do

1:17:07

it. And I'm going to

1:17:09

in about three hours. God damn it. I'm

1:17:11

about to jump out of my plane. We'll

1:17:16

keep you all updated. You

1:17:18

keep me updated though. I'll

1:17:21

keep you updated more than the others, right? Yeah.

1:17:24

I'll, I'll text you as soon as I land.

1:17:26

I'll go see that sky up there. I just

1:17:28

went from there to here and I'm

1:17:30

alive. I am a

1:17:32

God of the sky and the land. Someone

1:17:34

takes a picture of your body as a puddle on the ground.

1:17:36

You see that? That was Ethan. That

1:17:40

was him 10 minutes ago.

1:17:43

I don't think you'll die. I

1:17:45

think you're fine. No, no, it's

1:17:47

fairly safe. How do

1:17:49

you want to die? Not

1:17:52

like this. I

1:17:54

don't think anyone would have done the list of like, like

1:17:57

that. I want to

1:17:59

die kicking and screaming. and painfully. I

1:18:01

think I want to die like most

1:18:04

people want to die which is unknowingly

1:18:06

in my sleep. Yeah. Yeah.

1:18:13

Just, just damn. I want to

1:18:15

get hit by a blimp. Ever since I

1:18:17

heard that in an episode of Friends, I'm

1:18:20

like, that's the funniest sounding way to die.

1:18:23

Blimp is such a funny word. Also,

1:18:26

it's like, how

1:18:29

do you not see a blimp from me?

1:18:31

It's like, where are you that a blimp

1:18:33

hits you? Are you on a building? I

1:18:37

guess they're so large, it

1:18:40

would be so hard to escape. You know,

1:18:42

that's something crazy. I've never seen a blimp

1:18:44

up close. Also, I think we talked about

1:18:46

this. There's only like eight blimps in the

1:18:48

whole world, but I don't really know how

1:18:51

big a blimp is. Excuse me, eight blimps?

1:18:54

Yeah. Now it's my turn

1:18:56

to Google. Yeah, there's there's

1:18:58

less than a dozen, I think blimps

1:19:00

in the entire world. There's

1:19:03

very few blimps. 25 blimp?

1:19:06

Yeah. Okay, so it's

1:19:08

way more than I thought. But yeah, there's

1:19:10

very few blimps. The air sign airship group

1:19:13

is the owner and operator of eight of

1:19:15

these active ships. So you're not completely wrong.

1:19:18

It's crazy. Are they

1:19:20

all like, actually, to be fair, I have

1:19:22

never seen a blimp outside of America. Yeah.

1:19:26

Do they exist everywhere else? Are

1:19:28

they? Another? I think they're

1:19:31

most maybe mostly in the US. Are

1:19:33

they just for advertising? Where

1:19:36

is every blimp right

1:19:40

now? Why

1:19:43

do good year have a blimp? How

1:19:45

many good year like tires aren't they? How many people

1:19:47

are looking at that going like, hmm, she

1:19:50

can't even tires for my NASCAR

1:19:52

today. I

1:19:54

don't actually, I don't really know

1:19:56

why good year has the

1:19:58

blimps. This is Particle makes

1:20:00

it seem like they're an

1:20:02

animal that's about to die out. There

1:20:04

are only 25 blimps left on Earth.

1:20:10

They're talking about nuclear warheads. So

1:20:13

funny. We should have a campaign

1:20:15

with Brainleak called Save the Blimp.

1:20:18

Yes! And then we get our own blimp!

1:20:22

Oh boy. Blimp leak! Brain blimp! Oh

1:20:24

Brain blimp! That's fun! We need a

1:20:27

blimp! We need a blimp! We need

1:20:29

a blimp! Oh, you know what we

1:20:31

should do? We

1:20:33

should build our own blimp. How

1:20:37

hard could it be? Maybe we will dilate him.

1:20:43

Rough cost for a large certified blimp,

1:20:45

two to three million dollars. Alright guys,

1:20:47

we're starting a GoFundMe. We're

1:20:49

starting a GoFans. We're

1:20:52

starting a blimp-only blimp. Go

1:20:54

blimp me. My

1:20:58

right. Where's exhibit when you need him? Do

1:21:02

you think you could turn your car into a blimp if we like

1:21:04

hollow out the body of a car and attach that to the bottom

1:21:06

of the blimp? How

1:21:09

much does a blimp weigh?

1:21:16

I mean, this is like a lead balloon situation.

1:21:18

Damn. How

1:21:21

heavy is a blimp? So without

1:21:24

its lifting gas, an

1:21:27

empty blimp weighs almost 20,000 pounds. However,

1:21:30

once inflated with helium and after

1:21:32

accounting for fuel, payload, and ballast,

1:21:34

it usually weighs between 100 and

1:21:37

200 pounds. That

1:21:40

is a substantial weight loss. Dude,

1:21:44

you get a couple of guys, you could

1:21:46

fucking lift a blimp. That's true!

1:21:48

You were just like a fucking beach ball.

1:21:53

You might keep it up like you do

1:21:55

with blimp. In my mind, a blimp is

1:21:57

the material that a beach ball is made

1:21:59

out of. That's just a big soft

1:22:01

squishy thing and I know that that's not the

1:22:03

case I Know

1:22:05

that it's probably just like sheets of whatever

1:22:08

over a metal membrane. I Actually

1:22:11

don't know what a blimp is made up Another

1:22:15

the Hindenburg made alloy girders

1:22:17

covered with the fabric. Yeah,

1:22:20

it's just a fabric But in my mind, it's just

1:22:22

a big ball. Just

1:22:24

a big squishy ball Mmm,

1:22:28

my puppy. I'm never

1:22:30

gonna see one up close. We're

1:22:32

never gonna be fun the only blimps Unless

1:22:36

you give us money right now to start

1:22:38

the only blimp fun in the world We

1:22:43

could have a Guinness World Record for a highest

1:22:45

amount of money raised for a blimp These

1:22:49

are the things we need to be doing we

1:22:51

don't need to be quitting YouTube we need to

1:22:53

be pivoting Listen

1:22:56

and you know only

1:22:59

people who work at Goodyear can go on the Goodyear

1:23:01

blimp I'm sure this could be a blimp for the

1:23:03

people Yeah, you know how

1:23:05

Taylor Swift uses her jet to like ferry around

1:23:07

her family or so. She says we can

1:23:10

do that with her blimp Carbon offset

1:23:13

what Taylor Swift is doing to the planet with

1:23:15

our blimp Like we

1:23:17

can take you from Chicago to LA. It'll take

1:23:19

14 days But

1:23:22

won't you be happy that the planet is saved? Yeah,

1:23:25

come on you could use it to go to school

1:23:27

school blimp Because

1:23:31

I'm only five people Mortally terrified of

1:23:33

being in a blimp the worst thing

1:23:36

is the worst thing in the

1:23:38

world to be in for me is a hot air Balloon

1:23:40

that oh my god. I wouldn't

1:23:42

even go in a hot air balloon dude That's

1:23:44

just a serious thing in the world to me.

1:23:46

I feel like you should be parachuted tethered You

1:23:50

should have like a life support machine there You

1:23:53

should have to fly with a certified doctor Hot

1:23:57

air balloons do not seem okay. They

1:23:59

should be outlawed it

1:24:01

feels like when man first discovered

1:24:03

fire and then they

1:24:05

were like what else can we do with

1:24:07

this and just you know how alligators and

1:24:10

crocodiles survived the prehistoric extinction event I

1:24:12

feel like hot air balloons are a remnant

1:24:14

of our cave man times yeah

1:24:17

we shouldn't be using them anymore

1:24:19

no why why are

1:24:21

they still around you know we have

1:24:23

20 that can probably burn

1:24:25

we only have 25 blimps left in

1:24:27

the world we need to make sure

1:24:30

the air balloon goes extinct

1:24:32

balloons we need to take them down

1:24:34

they should not be in the sky

1:24:36

higher balloons are the koalas of flying

1:24:40

technology that's right they all

1:24:42

have chlamydia you're getting cool you need to get an

1:24:45

FBI check although think of how

1:24:52

easy it is to fucking a hot air

1:24:54

balloon I don't

1:24:56

think I could do

1:24:58

you think the rocking would impact

1:25:00

your trajectory do

1:25:02

you think the rock can go in a higher blown

1:25:04

or is too heavy much

1:25:06

too big his

1:25:09

head goes up into the hole that

1:25:11

the fire goes in it gets stuck

1:25:13

there it looks like

1:25:15

toad hot air balloons are

1:25:22

just basket hats yeah

1:25:27

I I don't trust anything that you

1:25:29

go into a higher balloon and it's

1:25:31

up to the wind to where you're

1:25:33

going right what are

1:25:35

we doing no sense to

1:25:37

me how is that

1:25:39

allowed how close to go over

1:25:42

no fly zone like

1:25:44

I'm sorry we're over area 51

1:25:46

there was a southwesterly wind we

1:25:48

can't control it also

1:25:51

you're you're using weights and

1:25:54

stuff you know you're putting weights fucking

1:25:57

it's too unpredictable I'm not about

1:25:59

it okay We need to ban them. I

1:26:01

have never met a hot air balloonist in real

1:26:03

life. I'm pretty sure they don't exist. Yeah,

1:26:06

if anybody, uh... We

1:26:09

should have a hot air balloon

1:26:11

apologist on the podcast. We

1:26:14

have to know someone that's pro

1:26:16

hot air balloon. How many people

1:26:18

have died from hot air balloons?

1:26:25

Six faith holidays belong to the periods between 1984 and 1988. Six

1:26:28

people died in four years. Five

1:26:31

people were killed in crashes between 2000 and 2011.

1:26:34

There. So

1:26:37

they're pretty safe then. 2014 to 2021 saw 24 people die. I

1:26:43

don't know if you can say that they're safe. Like,

1:26:45

how many people are going in hot air balloons versus how

1:26:47

many people are dying in hot air balloons? Also,

1:26:51

the only way you die in a high air balloon is

1:26:53

because they crash. Mm-hmm.

1:26:56

They're crashing. They're

1:26:58

crashing. And how many people are in a high air

1:27:00

balloon at once? Mm,

1:27:04

that's true, actually. You

1:27:06

can probably only fit four

1:27:08

people, Max. Yeah, including the balloonist.

1:27:11

The fifth person? Yeah,

1:27:13

the fifth person. He's

1:27:16

just sitting there ballooning you around, and he's like,

1:27:18

how'd you all get to know each other? And

1:27:20

everyone's like fucking face to face. We're like, oh,

1:27:22

it's awful going on. It

1:27:26

sounds like misery. Anyone who's been in a high

1:27:28

air balloon, go fuck yourself. If

1:27:32

you propose in a high air balloon, rethink your

1:27:34

life. God, I wouldn't say

1:27:36

yes. Somebody proposes to me in a

1:27:38

hot air balloon? No. The

1:27:40

only answer to that in a high air balloon is get me down

1:27:42

from here. Yeah, if I say

1:27:45

yes in a high air balloon, it's because I'm not

1:27:47

getting enough oxygen in my brain. Right?

1:27:50

It's because I'm fucking cloud proud and I'm

1:27:52

flying away. I

1:27:54

am just loopy. And then it's like,

1:27:57

oh, I'm pulling this fucking naked flame into this giant.

1:28:00

a giant sack of hot air and then you're just

1:28:02

like, oh that's good enough. How

1:28:04

hot is it on the

1:28:06

basket? Are you just cooking up

1:28:08

there? Yeah, I've been at concerts where pyrotechnics

1:28:11

are going off and I've been quite a

1:28:13

distance away. You wanna feel that heat. You

1:28:16

just come down from the high air balloon and one side of

1:28:18

your face just scalded red. You're

1:28:20

like wow, what an experience. Wow,

1:28:24

would love to do that again. You

1:28:26

look like Two-Face from Batman. That

1:28:28

is fucked up. Fuck

1:28:31

hot air balloons. People are like, we

1:28:34

should outlaw sugar. We should outlaw alcohol.

1:28:36

Let's outlaw this primitive. The horse and

1:28:38

car just isn't around anymore. Oh,

1:28:41

it kinda is. Kind of, yeah. Well,

1:28:45

you've all heard our stance on hot air balloons.

1:28:47

We have a staunch take on it, all right?

1:28:49

And if you are in the right mind, you

1:28:51

will too. I

1:28:53

don't wanna see any fucking hot air balloon

1:28:55

apologists in the comments telling us how wrong

1:28:58

we are, how safe they are. Actually,

1:29:00

there's 4,000 balloons launched every day and

1:29:02

everyone's right. I wanna hear it. Don't

1:29:05

care. I refuse. I

1:29:08

refuse balloons. My ears are closed. Just like

1:29:10

the case on hot air balloons should be. Yep.

1:29:13

Well, should we wrap this one up here?

1:29:16

Yeah. Think we've filled

1:29:19

up the air with enough hot air. Ho,

1:29:21

ho, hey, ho! All

1:29:24

right. I think we've made our point. Everybody,

1:29:27

thank you so much for listening to another

1:29:29

fantastic episode 40 of the

1:29:32

Brainleak podcast. Yeah. Can we get

1:29:34

some O7s in the comments for MatPat? For

1:29:37

MatPat. I wanna see nothing but O7s

1:29:39

in those comments, all right? Nothing

1:29:42

about it. Bye. We can do something special

1:29:44

for episode 50. But that's

1:29:46

10 episodes from now, so we've got time.

1:29:48

Hot air balloon. Ha,

1:29:50

ha, ha, ha. Bye!