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even hear it's like one hurts the

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big Mac whopper yeah hey

0:45

bring zero this

0:47

the pack the spice power in there there's

0:50

power in the spice spice they

0:52

have power nobody else can have spice

0:54

if you have spice might be a

0:56

Spice Girl Spice Girls back

0:58

all right Spice

1:01

Girls back all right yeah cuz

1:08

they're pretty yeah

1:10

the British band

1:13

you go we are on

1:15

spooky well I'm scary

1:18

which I will kind of fucked up that they made

1:20

the black girl scary spice I don't

1:23

know name I hope she came up with

1:25

her own name and they weren't just like

1:27

to put them in a row they're like

1:29

you you're the scary one you you're

1:32

ginger what yeah

1:34

wait hold on I can name them all there's

1:36

five right yes scary

1:39

sporty posh wait

1:43

I just say one sporty

1:47

posh ginger

1:49

yeah and

1:52

did I say posh I already said posh and

1:55

and don't tell me blonde

1:59

spice No, you

2:01

can't have a ginger spice in a blonde spice. Hold

2:04

on wait Who

2:07

who done it? Creepy

2:11

spice no that's scary

2:13

spice Crawlyspice

2:17

We should come up with our own new spice girl

2:20

cinnamon Do you think that's

2:22

all their ginger spice cuz it was like Oh Ginger

2:25

spice sounds funny Wait,

2:28

is it your lemon spice? Wait,

2:31

who's the last one baby spice? Oh

2:33

baby. How did I forget baby spice?

2:36

No, but it puts baby in a corner Who

2:39

would who would your if you reinvent the

2:41

spice girls? Who would my

2:43

five spices be? Yeah Blossom

2:47

bubbles buttercup Dojo

2:56

spice I I

2:59

would have void that would be

3:01

one of them. Okay void

3:04

spice. Yeah, I

3:06

would have gamer gamer spice Yeah

3:11

What spice gamer I would have

3:13

non-denominational spice so everyone could partake

3:15

and Have fun.

3:18

Uh-huh non-denominational spice. I would

3:20

have what's the opposite of scary?

3:23

Oh What is

3:25

the opposite of scary? not

3:28

scary not happy

3:32

advice ha Happy

3:35

wheels Happy go

3:37

lucky spice What is

3:39

the opportunity spice? Scary

3:43

what is the opposite of scary? I'm gonna

3:45

have Jamie on this one. I I've always

3:48

I would only think of happy Yeah

3:54

Calming or soothing I guess

3:57

pamp eyes and

3:59

then Old Spice. Old

4:01

Spice is so funny. Old

4:07

Spice, well we had baby spice so you gotta go the

4:09

opposite of that. Ahh

4:12

that's so good. Who would yours be?

4:14

I love that. Wrinkly Spice. Ooh

4:16

Wrinkle Spice, I like that. Moist

4:19

Spice. Ooh. These

4:22

are good. Let's see. Groggy

4:25

Spice. Now you're just naming

4:27

dwarves. Sleepy Dopey.

4:30

Happy. Ahh

4:33

Shitty Spice. Oh

4:35

yeah. You gotta

4:37

have one that everyone hates. So what

4:40

did I say? Wrinkly? Shri. Moist.

4:44

Groggy. Hmm. Ahh

4:48

man what's this? Hot Spice. Hot

4:50

Ones. Ooh. Ha ha

4:52

ha. Sean Evans Spice. Shilly

4:54

Flakes Spice. Sean Evans

4:57

Spice. The

4:59

last one needs to be really profound. Mmm.

5:02

Right? Spice of

5:05

Life Spice. Ooh.

5:07

That's good. Oh

5:09

you can have them be variety. Variety

5:11

Spice. And then they are the spice of life. I

5:15

like that variety spice. And

5:18

they just come out like different every single time.

5:21

Like Sporty Spice always comes out in like a

5:23

tracksuit with a football and a hat backwards. Shout

5:25

out. Mmm. But.

5:28

Hahaha. You want variety spice to come out

5:30

like. I was at. Variety Spice comes out like

5:32

I'm a clown. I'm a mime. Now

5:34

I'm a lawyer. Now I'm a

5:36

barista. You know? And

5:38

then Moist Spice comes out and is

5:40

just a little sweaty. Soppin'

5:43

wet every time. What's old spice come

5:45

out like? Terry Crews. It's

5:47

just Terry Crews? Yeah. Pa

5:49

pa pa pa pa power. Ahh

5:52

yeah. What happened to the other guy they had? The

5:54

guy who was on the horse. He

5:56

was in IT Chapter 2. He

5:59

was? He's um Mikey

6:03

he's the older version of

6:05

him. I think Wait,

6:07

he was the old spice guy Yeah,

6:10

cuz he's an ex football player, and I remember looking

6:12

him up I thought the same thing and I was

6:14

like that's him. He looks very different, and he wasn't

6:16

on a horse Wow Wow,

6:21

I don't recognize him when he's not on a horse.

6:24

We were watching something the other day shocker

6:28

You're there were suddenly blue. No is Malcolm

6:30

in the middle BAM

6:32

blue now. I'm not now blue

6:35

Dabadee now Dabadee We

6:38

watch I was watching Malcolm in the middle and have

6:40

you ever seen the Terry Tate the office linebacker No,

6:44

oh He would love it. Oh my god.

6:46

It's so good It's a guy who's an

6:48

a linebacker from football But he's just in

6:50

an office trying to get people to do

6:53

their shit, so it's like he just

6:55

tackles people in the office he's like I Can't

6:58

even remember what he said. He's like you're not

7:00

supposed to steal pens Richard It's

7:04

very good. You should look it up, but he was in that he

7:07

was in Malcolm in the middle Yeah, and I saw

7:09

him and I was out what fuck is that guy or

7:11

that was a bit in Malcolm in the middle No, he

7:13

was in Malcolm in the middle, but he was basically the

7:15

same thing. He I think he's an ex football player in

7:18

real life What's

7:20

the worst place to play football do you think? The

7:24

moon it lose your ball Man

7:27

Tom Brady would throw

7:31

Crazy balls up there in the moon. Do you

7:33

think cuz they played golf on the moon? Well,

7:36

they played golf it like he brought up a golf

7:38

club and he like isn't it like

7:40

a picture of someone with a golf club Maybe that

7:42

was just a picture we had that was making believe

7:44

the moon landing is real all right We're

7:48

not opening our fan base to

7:50

conspiracy not jobs It

7:53

feels like melt steel beam. There's like

7:55

being there's a slippy slope. What happened?

7:57

That did the at-love pass incident Oh

8:00

vaccines Vax the yellow

8:03

wait, did the yellow part did they eat

8:05

each other? No,

8:07

I can't remember I think let me know has a

8:09

good video on it But it was basically like a

8:11

whole bunch of a whole bunch of like

8:13

freak things happen and they tried to walk away from each other

8:16

and God freaked out

8:18

and left and stupid and I Listen

8:21

to let me know those videos to fall asleep

8:24

and I I

8:27

don't know why I Find

8:29

it soothing but most of the stuff that talks about is

8:31

like kind of creepy and weird That's

8:33

the one is soothing his voice is very

8:35

soothing and his voice is soothing But

8:38

the one that like freaks me out a little bit

8:40

and I don't know why it freaks me out It

8:42

just like gives me the jitters is DB

8:45

Cooper. Yeah, stuff about DB Cooper

8:48

like kind of freaks me out for some reason Where's

8:50

he's a critic for sure at this point? Where

8:53

did he go? In all

8:55

those pictures for Slender Man is watching children DB

8:57

Cooper right behind him Money

9:08

coming out behind him they

9:10

found money ten years later And

9:13

I ran a beach. How did

9:15

it get there? I it I

9:17

think it's DB Cooper is

9:19

more fascinating because we're looking back

9:21

with modern Sensibilities on something that

9:23

is older like getting onto

9:26

a plane with a gun or a parachute

9:28

or something was way easier back

9:30

in the day So by the time

9:32

he was on it like you could get away with a lot

9:34

of shit on a plane if you have any experience Jumping

9:38

then it's like probably not that crazy.

9:40

Plus I used to think Maybe

9:43

this is me being stupid I used to think like when

9:45

a plane went up into the air and a pressurized your

9:47

225,000 feet in the air like if a bit

9:49

of that plane Miled functioned like a spaceship like

9:52

if a crack happened or

9:54

the window broke like everything fucked you're all

9:56

dead Yeah, there's maybe too many movies the

9:58

side of it's just gonna rip off But.

10:01

It wasn't A video was recently of like a whole

10:03

chunk of plane. That. Broke ass.

10:06

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10:08

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10:10

quit because. This is all.

10:12

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10:17

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10:19

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10:21

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10:24

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a thing i have is I'm not fact-checking any of this

12:01

and I did say I didn't want to open it up

12:03

to conspiracy theorists, but I'm pretty sure he was sucked out

12:05

of the plane. I think

12:07

QAnon actually got him out of the

12:09

plane. He got scared

12:12

of a vaccinated baby and then

12:14

he was like, I'm jumping! Okay.

12:19

If DB Cooper was

12:21

a YouTuber, who would it be? Like,

12:24

DB Cooper? Logan Paul already

12:26

did an ad for Prime jumping out of

12:28

a plane. That's

12:33

true, but maybe DB Cooper

12:35

doesn't really like jumping out of planes. Maybe he just did

12:37

it out of desperation. Then

12:40

he's someone like Ryan Traihan then, who's

12:42

like doing challenges. Or

12:45

like somebody who's like, I- That's why he's

12:47

doing all those penny things, because he's trying

12:49

to spend the money without people catching on.

12:52

Yep, one video at a time, baby. He

12:56

went to the Super Bowl recently with his dad as an

12:58

alibi. It

13:01

couldn't have been me 30, 40 years ago jumping out of a plane. I

13:04

wasn't born- I was at the Super Bowl with

13:06

my dad. I was

13:08

at the Super Bowl with my dad? Yeah,

13:11

I saw Taylor Swift on

13:14

the news on my phone. She

13:17

was in the stadium somewhere, but I didn't see

13:20

her. Do you think we'll

13:22

ever find out who he was? I

13:24

mean, does it matter, I guess? Because

13:27

he's still just gonna be a guy. Yeah,

13:30

it's like, yeah, I was DB Cooper, and I

13:32

was like, oh, but your name

13:34

is like Derek- Bo Derek.

13:39

What does DB stand for? It

13:43

better be something cool. The

13:45

boys, Cooper. Yeah, or

13:47

like Devil Burship-er. This

13:50

is a plane ticket hijacker DB

13:52

Cooper brought under the name Dan

13:54

Cooper for his flight to Seattle.

13:56

Dan Cooper? That's like a, like,

13:59

Coach's name. Little League Dan

14:02

Cooper, you know what I learned also I

14:04

can't remember if I talked about this

14:06

on the podcast already. Yes, you know how

14:08

our mammals oh Shit,

14:11

you know how they do Like

14:15

police sketches and stuff of people yeah

14:18

I used to think for a very long time that

14:20

it was just someone being like yeah, they had blue

14:23

eyes and they blah blah blah blah blah blah

14:25

but what they do We do

14:27

it they they present

14:29

I From what I

14:31

have learned recently, maybe this is not true. I

14:33

don't know no I'm down and I'm pretty hard

14:35

for this one. Yeah, come down on me

14:37

real hard for this they give

14:40

them like a folder of Like

14:43

different ears different eyes different

14:45

eyebrows Oh facial like a

14:47

like character preset like a

14:49

ransom notion Yeah No,

14:51

but they just give them like a bunch

14:53

of different Like sets of ears and

14:55

stuff and they're like to the best of your ability

14:57

like match What this person's like

14:59

ears looked like from your memory from this

15:01

list of a bunch of different ears and

15:04

then a bunch of different Face shapes I

15:06

get it your husband was killed, but if

15:08

you want to do arts and crafts for

15:10

us, that would be awesome I

15:13

hope it's a binder that has like splits in

15:15

it. So it's like all the heads you

15:17

can go through one by one It's

15:19

like a ring binder with like eyes are a

15:21

separate little tab Figure

15:27

out who murdered people right?

15:29

I want to just make a you just want

15:31

to make a man. I just want to make a little guy This

15:34

is gonna make a little guy. That's what we do

15:36

for YouTube anyway, you

15:38

play fallout you play something that's like odd

15:40

and that's him. I want to make DB

15:43

Cooper in Elden ring Yeah

15:47

Kill the Elden bees You

15:51

know what we should do Sean we should we should go

15:53

and Do a video with

15:55

the police sketch artists and you can make

15:57

you can describe bonk to them Oh,

16:01

he looks like every milk drinker you've ever thought

16:03

of. I

16:07

would be terrible at that. I think about that a lot.

16:10

I think about that a lot. Like

16:18

we'll walk around the park or something and I'll

16:20

be like, oh, we saw that person before. Like

16:22

I just take track of everybody in a room

16:25

or around me all the time. But when it

16:27

came to the sketch, I'd be like, yeah, he

16:29

was like this. Like

16:31

can you guys just get in my head and see

16:33

him? Like my head is perfect. But it's

16:36

like what kind of nose does he have? Like

16:38

a human nose. Yeah,

16:40

was it big? I mean, I don't know. Compared

16:43

to why? Like the rest of his

16:45

face? Compared to mine? Compared

16:47

to mine? I can't even see mine. My

16:49

brain cuts it out. Dude,

16:52

isn't that crazy? You'll never be able to

16:54

look at yourself in real life.

16:57

I want to try a true mirror. Have you ever tried one

16:59

of those? No,

17:01

I haven't. I mean, you can do it on your phone.

17:04

No. Because

17:07

it's just a flip. Well, people

17:09

say that it's weird. It's

17:12

a horizontal flip, right? Yeah. Well, people

17:14

say it's weird to actually like see it in

17:17

like on a... Because the phone is like pixelated, so it's

17:19

not like one to one. How

17:21

does the reverse mirror work? Is

17:25

it actually a mirror?

17:28

Or is it... Hold on.

17:30

Jamie, please. How does Jamie... Jamie, please

17:33

pull up the revolver. It's a good question

17:35

because I don't know. How does

17:37

a true mirror work? There's

17:40

a lot of things I don't know.

17:44

Don't tell me it appears to be. Tell

17:48

me what it is. Yeah, not what it isn't. It

18:00

appears to be two flat mirrors mounted with

18:02

a 90 degree angle between them forming a

18:04

V shape where the center is further from

18:07

your face than the edges.

18:10

Life from your face or any other object

18:12

is reflected towards the box containing

18:14

the true mirror and hits one mirror

18:16

first reflected towards the other mirror which

18:18

reflects the second mirror and heads back

18:20

to your eyes. What? This sounds like

18:22

something that I could have just improv'd

18:24

to you. It's like,

18:26

how does the true mirror work? Reflections.

18:29

Duh. It's

18:31

like, I remember looking up like, I remember

18:34

looking up, wha-bam! Why does my

18:37

pee smell after eating asparagus? And

18:40

then I got the answer and I was like, there's a chemical

18:42

in the asparagus that makes your pee smell and I'm like, what

18:44

did I expect them to say? Did

18:46

I expect them to say that there's like little

18:48

men in the asparagus that when you eat it

18:50

they manufacture smelly pee to make you know, you

18:53

ate asparagus today? That

18:56

was it. There's a chemical in it that makes your pee

18:58

smell. When you think

19:00

about it, you know, in your body, all

19:02

those cells and stuff, they could just be

19:04

10 little guys. They could be telling you

19:06

lies. You might not even be real. That's

19:10

true. You ever walked down the street

19:13

and you're like looking at other people and you're

19:15

like, wow, I wish I was them. But

19:18

you see them and you're thinking, they all

19:20

just have their own lives. Everybody

19:22

has their own existence. We walked

19:24

by some guy who was like all

19:27

clad in leather. He had a

19:29

really cool haircut. He wasn't like a punk rock

19:31

or anything. It's hard to describe what he looked

19:33

like. But you knew that he was the main

19:35

character who like created the character. He was on

19:37

his way to the cut scene and we were

19:39

just NPCs like walking around. I was like, he

19:42

gets to be main character today, not me. I

19:46

was watching an interview with Florence Pugh the

19:48

other day. I don't remember what prompted this

19:50

answer from her. But she was

19:52

like, when I sit down at a restaurant, I always

19:54

look at the cutlery and I think about all of

19:57

the people who have used it and

19:59

not in like a gross way. But like what were they

20:02

like what was their meal about were they celebrating

20:04

something like what did they have a good meal?

20:06

Were they eating alone? I

20:09

had never thought about that It's like the time

20:11

we went for lunch one time in LA and

20:13

Aquafina was there and she was just

20:15

sitting on her own with a dog And she

20:17

looked so sad and then I was like she

20:19

probably doesn't look sad. That's just how she looks when

20:21

she's not in a movie Yeah,

20:24

I was like how many people see me out and about and they're like

20:26

why does he look sad? He

20:28

meanwhile. I'm just like I really like a

20:30

donut right now That'd

20:32

be awesome. You think I'll finish my book today Resting

20:39

dumbass Like

20:43

I saw Shawn out in the in the

20:46

wild today, and he really looked like you

20:48

couldn't read it looks like he

20:50

was Constipated I

20:52

wonder if he had enough fiber that day I

20:55

had a dream the other night that I pooped my

20:57

pants And

21:00

then you woke up I burts boiler Spoiler

21:03

pooped my pants. I started writing

21:05

down my dreams that

21:08

was a banger to write down Paragraph

21:13

about the meaning of life and then right under

21:15

that pants I'll

21:20

tell you the dream all right play the dream so

21:23

listen Picture this right

21:26

I'm in a house There's

21:28

a bunch of people there wait you lost me This

21:32

is staircase leading up to the bathroom Okay,

21:35

I'm trying to get up there and then suddenly

21:40

Okay, but then I'm walking up the stairs,

21:42

but I'm holding the poop Like

21:48

my hand is out of my

21:51

pants. It's not in my pants. Yeah, I'm

21:53

scooping out your own poop I'm

21:58

making sure my poop doesn't fall

22:00

down my pant leg right now

22:04

any dream analysts out there what does this

22:06

mean that was the whole dream

22:08

by the way I'm afraid of losing something

22:11

yes that I can't hold on to my

22:13

life everything shit I

22:15

don't know did you have

22:20

to do when you walk up did you have to poop before you slept

22:24

no I just had poop in my

22:26

pants what do you think

22:28

that dreams are what do

22:30

you think they mean Sean do you think

22:32

it's wish fulfillment do you think that there

22:34

are signs of things to come or

22:37

regrets from the past I

22:39

think my brain doesn't know what to make out

22:41

from what's going on I had two dreams the

22:44

other night one I got stabbed and

22:46

another one I got chased so

22:49

you tell me that wish fulfillment all

22:52

right what does it mean when I

22:54

get stabbed in my dream I think

22:56

I just have a lot of anxiety

22:58

and depression and my brain is like

23:01

I don't know what to do with

23:03

that here you watched a movie about

23:05

a stab possible

23:07

meanings would you like to learn I

23:09

would like to learn about the stabbing

23:12

this is from a dream

23:14

website possible meaning this dream symbolizes

23:16

betrayal vulnerability and feeling attacked by

23:18

someone close to you it also

23:20

represents a fear of being hurt

23:22

or losing control you're wanting to

23:24

be cautious of those around you

23:26

and to trust your instincts being

23:30

right under the head thing

23:33

to get matched with somebody on

23:35

better help I think

23:41

the betrayal and like fear of losing

23:43

control stuff probably hits a bit home

23:47

but also don't a lot of people

23:49

just feel that I feel

23:52

like tarot card reading for it's like you get

23:54

your own meaning out of it it's like oh

23:57

You're feeling trapped in something and

23:59

you. Want to explore new things? I

24:01

think that's just human nature. like everybody

24:04

else feels, that. What was

24:06

the what? I was the other sigma happened near.

24:08

Dream that I chased. Was.

24:10

Mean when I get sheath.

24:14

I'm. Sorry I just you have a lot of

24:16

anxiety. deal with it. which

24:18

I do been chasing on for dream

24:20

didn't be a manifestation of fear and

24:23

anxiety. Who prefer that? Oh

24:26

soccer. I. Meditated for

24:28

depression and anxiety, Turns out my

24:30

dreams reflect that. While.

24:34

But. What is my boots, pants? music is I

24:36

did you get to see the poop and a

24:38

dream. That. You make on the bathroom. No.

24:41

No no the you go. It's. About

24:43

life slipping through his and no, not

24:45

making of what you. It's not getting

24:48

to the goal you want to get

24:50

to. Oh. You

24:52

have a gold you want to achieve.

24:54

You have ambitions like mum whoop that

24:56

you wished to deposit in a toilet.

24:59

For. And Do It. Idea

25:01

Afraid you've piqued already that you've

25:03

already approved the suffer from family

25:06

members in a bathroom. All of

25:08

those Elba throughout their for you

25:10

You know. Man.

25:13

Teaches. Clear proof is your dreams

25:15

and you sit them or for emphasis,

25:17

ssssss up and you'll never make it

25:20

to the toilet to see them for

25:22

filings. But. But

25:24

is truly stillman if I'm flushing them

25:26

away with it. Yet. Because you

25:29

they have fulfilled or purpose. Oh

25:31

they are has to be.

25:34

Circle. Of Life. Everything is poop.

25:39

Remember that got some sort of everything

25:41

comes down to poop and from the

25:43

top or your head to the sole

25:45

your shoe we can figure out what's

25:48

wrong with you. Buy more, can add

25:50

your poop work. Do you have a

25:52

hemorrhoid? or I had? I know the

25:54

whole song. Yeah you have to. We're

25:57

talking about last time how you wanted

25:59

to see. I got to the musical episode. I

26:01

did. You

26:03

went to the musical episode? I did. Ah,

26:06

did you go further in than I remembered? When

26:09

is it? It's like season

26:11

six, season five. Hmm.

26:14

I know I blasted through a lot of them pretty quick. And

26:18

now you're here. Yep. Also, I

26:21

got a new tattoo. When

26:24

did you do that? Yesterday.

26:26

That's sick. It's a light bulb. What does it

26:28

mean? I got

26:30

it. I got it from my dad. Because

26:33

he worked in an electrical company. And I was like, I

26:35

want to get something to like represent him and his life.

26:38

And I was like, I could get his initials or something, but then I

26:40

was like, no, because then you

26:42

have to like know what it is. But if it's just a

26:44

light bulb, then it's fine. And

26:46

I was like, if people don't know what it is, I'll

26:48

just say my bicep has a bright idea. And

26:51

then my tattoo artist said, it's

26:53

your brain and your brawn together. And I was like, oh,

26:56

that's way better than what I just said. Mine was

26:58

a banger. That's sick.

27:00

That looks awesome. I like that. Real

27:04

bad. Is it just

27:07

black and gray? Is it color as well? He

27:09

had sketches with color and I was like, I

27:11

don't think I want any color. I

27:13

like the black and gray. Mm

27:15

hmm. Nice. That's the first tattoo you've

27:17

got in the wild. Yeah. Since

27:20

my boys, which I always

27:22

forget I have because I can't see it. I,

27:25

it's a here. To here. To

27:29

there. To everywhere. Bye-bye. Everywhere.

27:32

How long did it take? That tattoo? Like

27:36

a half hour. Easy

27:39

peasy. Yeah. Easy peasy. Our

27:41

boy Justin, which you

27:43

listeners know if you've, if you've. It

27:45

was my best friend episode. Yeah.

27:49

He would be there in that

27:51

episode. If you have a TV, you should watch

27:53

it. Yeah. Bitch. But he's getting a back

27:55

piece done right now. And it's

27:58

five sessions. I think he has. one

28:00

more session to go but each of

28:02

the sessions is like four to five

28:04

hours. Yeah. And that seems miserable.

28:09

Yeah and he got numbing cream to do it. Every time he

28:11

talks to Evelyn about it he's like, how did you do it

28:13

without numbing cream? And she's like, I don't know, I'm not a

28:15

little bitch. The

28:17

guy, the tattoo artist is making him use

28:20

numbing cream. That's true. It's like you have

28:22

to. But he said it still hurt like a

28:24

bitch. Every time I talk to Evelyn about her

28:26

back piece she's like, yeah it fucking

28:28

hurt a lot. And I'm like, you don't

28:30

ever show that. She's

28:33

like, no I want it to tend to. Evelyn seems to have

28:35

a very high pain tolerance. Yeah. How

28:38

many sessions was that? Five?

28:43

Maybe. She split it up into more. She could

28:45

have done more at each one but you

28:49

don't want to like die. Yeah,

28:52

I don't know if I ever want to go

28:54

through that much pain. I don't want anything on my chest

28:56

or my back. My pussy

28:58

or my crack. What

29:01

about your neck? That's

29:03

kind of with my back.

29:07

It's kind of long in there. That is just a little bit.

29:09

Yeah. All right, but if

29:11

you had to get a full back piece, what

29:15

would you get? I would

29:17

get the inside of my body.

29:20

I would get over my ribs, it would be my skeleton.

29:23

So from the back, it would look

29:25

like you're seeing through me like an

29:28

x-ray. That would be kind

29:30

of sick. That would be kind of sick and I just came up

29:32

with that and now I'm like, fuck, now I kind of want that.

29:35

I don't. I don't want it. I don't want my whole

29:37

back covered. It would be painful. That

29:39

would hurt so bad. Even this one, I'm like,

29:42

this is probably the most-

29:44

That's a little sensitive spot. Yeah, this is probably the

29:46

most painful one I've gotten. But

29:48

it was so quick and then I'm like, yep,

29:50

that's good. But there was a couple of moments

29:52

where I was like, it's not like unbearable

29:54

but it's like, ow! I

29:56

asked for this to happen. Yeah,

29:59

I paid- Yeah, I'm paying

30:01

to get hurt. Did Evelyn

30:03

get more tattoos while you were there? No,

30:05

she did get a zombie coy on her calf recently. Ooh,

30:08

zombie coy. Yeah,

30:12

but we want to- Run out of space,

30:14

that one. Yeah, she's gonna get all her

30:16

legs done eventually. She's got plenty of space.

30:20

She hasn't gone to the face tattoos yet. She

30:23

should say, Sean's

30:26

warmin'. Right

30:28

on her face. Are you gonna

30:30

get that too? I'll start calling

30:32

her post Malone. Hey,

30:36

posty. Hey, what up, posty? Give

30:39

me a kiss. Good morning. Give me

30:41

a smooch, please. Yeah,

30:44

I want to get more. I want to

30:46

get something else like in the arrival tattoo, like

30:48

something in the middle of it. I

30:51

want to get- He drew up my little frog cowboy

30:53

that I've been thinking of. You're

30:56

a frog cowboy? Yeah, I don't know why someday

30:58

I was like, I wanted like a frog, but

31:00

I wanted like a doofy one that was like

31:02

a human. And I was like, why is

31:04

it? Because I keep using the

31:06

little cowboy hat emote, or

31:08

emoji on my phone. So I'm like, I want

31:11

a little frog cowboy. He's just like

31:13

nude, but he has like boots, a vest, and

31:15

a hat. He's cute. I love that. Is

31:21

he riding a horse or anything? No, he's

31:23

just standing there kind of drooling. Standing

31:27

there in the doorway. Like, that's it.

31:32

I really like the idea of a little frog

31:35

boy. Yeah. A little frog cowboy. I love that.

31:37

I want to get some skeletons. I

31:40

want to get- I

31:42

want to get one that to me

31:44

represents depression, which is

31:46

just me with my hands over my eyes, and my

31:48

brain is like melting up into

31:50

liquid. Oh, that's kind of

31:52

cool. Yeah. I don't

31:55

know why that to me represents depression. What

31:58

does depression look like to you? Him.

32:02

Well. That's a good.

32:05

Question I. I've.

32:08

Started drawing stuff a little bit

32:10

more in In In Therapy whenever

32:13

I go into therapy on Wednesday

32:15

mornings my my therapist has ah

32:17

my little tools laid out for

32:20

me. the she has really my

32:22

thing I or my Ss yes

32:24

my teeny tiny hammer be a

32:27

her see as a whiteboard. And.

32:29

Some markers for me to draw things and

32:32

the see has my a motion wheel which

32:34

Evelyn told me to get. Yeah,

32:36

whats her therapist honor to get? So. That.

32:39

And therapy helping students to students a

32:41

therapist. It's been

32:43

very helpful. Ah, Yeah

32:46

and so a lot of times my therapist will

32:48

be like draw how you're feeling. I

32:52

think. Depression. Kind

32:55

of feel like I've drawn it

32:57

before where you're just kind of

33:00

like loading. In

33:02

an endless ocean. But.

33:05

You're you're just treading water. Struggling

33:08

to stay afloat,

33:11

Yeah, but. The

33:15

ocean is so big and

33:17

so vast. That. There's very little

33:19

hope. I was gonna say

33:21

do you see land at all and your image

33:23

but. No. No

33:26

land. So often times it's

33:28

like, you know, what's the point of keep

33:30

running water? You're not gonna get anywhere spread

33:32

around anyway. Yeah, That's.

33:35

True. Yeah, somebody

33:37

else I was hoping to recently said that

33:39

it felt like sand in their hands, that

33:41

they could never like keep it all in

33:43

their hands and there were like oh right

33:46

to like Hatchet all the time has like.

33:48

That's a good one. That's. Interesting.

33:51

Yeah. I. Kind like

33:53

that. anyway kind of like

33:55

that for me it is what else i might offend

33:58

sound like to you haughty i just feel like My

34:00

head is melting. I

34:02

can't do anything. It's all my thoughts and all my

34:04

ideas like leaving my brain and none of them ever

34:06

stay inside me. You know

34:09

what it kind of feels like also is

34:11

the feeling of like

34:14

when you're about to cry but you're not crying yet?

34:16

Yeah. The like pressure. I

34:20

was trying to think of, there's some actress that I

34:22

remember who was like that. Like every time

34:24

they talked I was like, are you about to burst into

34:26

tears? I can't think of

34:28

who it is now. But yeah, it's like that. And

34:31

you know what it is? It's that meme

34:33

where it's like the happy face mask and

34:35

the guy underneath is like. He's crying. Right.

34:39

Like man, it's pretty accurate. It's

34:44

the rage face of like troll

34:47

face. That's depression to me.

34:49

It's gonna be troll face. Nah, that's

34:51

depression baby. Oh, you should. You

34:53

could fit that right in the arrival thing. Get

34:55

that as a back piece. The

34:58

whole troll face. And if you piss somebody off, you

35:00

just take it off and you say, you mad bro?

35:03

Look at my back. When you yell

35:05

at me, this is who you're being mean to. This

35:09

guy right here. Or you see a girl

35:11

across the bar and you pull down your

35:13

chest tattoo, it's just magoosta. You're like, ah.

35:17

I'm so glad. Well, I'm

35:19

glad that we're out of that meme phase but

35:22

I do miss it a little bit, you know.

35:25

Do you miss it or do you miss who you were

35:27

when it happened? Dude, so

35:29

true. So I think I miss

35:31

who I were. I think that- Back

35:33

on my iPod touch going on I funny. God

35:37

damn. I said that on the Anthony Padilla podcast

35:39

where I was like, don't miss who you are,

35:42

you don't miss the content. You miss who you were back then.

35:45

And I was saying it like half joking. So I

35:47

was like, it's so reductive to like boil people's feelings

35:50

down to that. So many people in

35:52

the comments were like, that's not true. No,

35:54

he just fucking changed. He sucks now. And

35:56

I'm like, guys. I was just about. Oh,

36:00

it's just jokes. I was just joking

36:02

around and now you hurt my feelings for the

36:04

day. Aww, these sixteen year olds. Aww.

36:07

Beat em up. Hahahaha.

36:10

That's a top rope, bitch. Yeah!

36:13

You're just crying from the top rope.

36:15

That's a top rope. Very mean to

36:17

me. Stop being mean, I just

36:19

did it, guy. I

36:22

miss the way that the internet was back

36:24

in those days, though. I do. And

36:26

I do miss the time. Yeah. A

36:30

little. I do. Parts of it. We

36:32

weren't as connected as we are now. We

36:34

all know too much about each other. Yeah.

36:38

Which is good. You know? Like, you

36:40

can talk to somebody from across the

36:42

planet really easy and you can travel easier

36:44

and we all know a great deal

36:46

and we're all smarter than we were collectively, kind of,

36:49

as back then. Kind of. But it's also

36:51

like, I don't want to know this much about this many

36:54

people. Yeah. It

36:56

was already hard enough going through school where it was like, I

36:58

need to pay attention to all my friends and all the people

37:00

in my class. And that was like 20, 30 people. I

37:04

was like, I don't want to know more

37:06

than that. I

37:08

mean, as humans, I feel like

37:10

we were not built for that. No,

37:13

we're supposed to be in a cave with our tribe. Yeah.

37:16

Bunga bunga. Yeah, dude. Just

37:20

farting and making tools and stuff.

37:22

And shit and pissing in each

37:24

other's company. Yeah,

37:26

dude. That's prison now. I

37:32

think that we should just explode the internet. Why

37:36

not? We should

37:38

blow it up. We should

37:40

blow up the internet. We should march

37:43

on Congress. We

37:45

should march on the White House. Hold on a minute. We

37:48

should do this in January. All

37:55

right. In the beginning of

37:57

January. Maybe. Yeah. Six

38:00

the six works better from my schedule.

38:02

It's a cooler number than five Mm-hmm

38:06

put three of them together devil Put

38:09

it upside down. Oh three nines.

38:11

That's just cool looking. Oh Yes,

38:14

you take one of the sixes you leave

38:16

it there. You take another six flip it

38:18

upside down, huh? 96

38:22

the age we all want to be

38:24

when we die hell yeah, that's so

38:26

true and deep. I know I Flip

38:29

it up down still 96 is

38:31

it still there's actually

38:34

go to Wait

38:36

no, it's if you flip a nine upside down. It's

38:39

not a six. It's a yeah, it's

38:41

a deed Now

38:47

we're playing D&D baby. It's a D Nine

38:50

D&D you know it says it's a

38:52

doggy dog world. It's actually a D&D world

38:56

No damn dude. That's deep. Yeah

38:59

fight a dragon collect

39:02

commoner I Can't

39:04

do D&D and

39:07

I'm so happy for everyone that enjoys it so

39:09

much Well, you can't do it or you

39:11

don't want to do it I

39:16

don't want to Yeah, I can't

39:18

pay attention And I

39:21

there's so much information and it

39:23

takes so long and you're sitting there for like 12 hours

39:26

I would like to do a D&D campaign

39:29

if it was just me and

39:31

the dungeon master and my friends were

39:33

all there participating

39:36

but they didn't get to say anything

39:42

So explain to me how

39:44

the participation comes in there doesn't Okay

39:48

because That's a roundabout

39:50

way of saying that it just takes too long

39:52

like everyone has to know their character Everyone gets

39:54

a bit of improv everyone and it's

39:56

great like the tiny one I did with Felix

39:59

and Ken and people And it

40:01

was awesome and Ken did a

40:03

really good job And I still like I have

40:05

a perfect image of what that place looks like

40:07

in my head and the journey we went on

40:09

What was your character's name? Oh? I

40:13

don't know actually oh Quagner

40:17

that was it Quagner

40:20

yeah, cuz I

40:23

I remember fight of when I watched

40:25

game grumps play bloodborne Mm-Hmm

40:28

Aaron called father gas going father Kagnier or

40:31

something like that mm-hmm and in my mind

40:33

I remembered him saying Quagner, and I was

40:35

like that's a funny word, so I just

40:37

say Quagner Maybe I'll

40:39

play blood-borne again I

40:42

just finished it on my channel if you want

40:44

any tips Yeah one

40:47

video One video

40:49

on the word everything Yeah,

40:51

if you want anything of my tips on

40:53

how to be cool Just

40:56

watch that one video don't skip any

40:58

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41:00

of one video Sean this episode will be up by

41:03

the time the video comes out would you like to?

41:06

Talk a little bit about The

41:11

movie I

41:17

don't know I wish it was

41:19

like This

41:21

is where AI would actually come in handy, but I

41:23

hated it all my life where I'd be like Billy

41:26

and Bobby from happy wheels even though that's

41:28

not their names, but like those guys realistic

41:31

Yeah, so like realistic versions of them in

41:33

happy wheels and just have like happy wheels

41:36

the movie Plastered over it or

41:38

it's like there's a couple of those

41:41

channels that do like how people would put

41:43

Vivo underneath stuff for Music

41:45

videos do that, but like what's the movie equivalent

41:47

of that keynote jack?

41:50

I have no idea You

41:53

should see if you can get a thumbnail

41:55

artist to even if it's just like somebody

41:57

on fiverr To do like a. A

42:00

movie poster, Yeah.

42:03

That would be so cool too

42:05

late now though. It also so

42:07

nobody works. The people of people

42:09

on Five minutes know I'm sad

42:11

now. Oh I'm I just

42:14

don't like. The. Background Happy Wheels

42:16

and then the movie underneath. My.

42:19

Name when people see suited to and

42:21

hims you ever worried long as ssssss

42:24

even have leah in true for it

42:26

or is it just is literally just

42:28

every episode together. And

42:30

originally Vincent and Pray had point like the

42:33

intros an outrage or and sources every episode

42:35

back to back or like as we could

42:37

just do it or it's one in for

42:39

on one outrage at the very beginning of

42:42

the end and then the whole thing is

42:44

like. With. A Movie Boyhood We

42:46

watch A Kid grown in real time.

42:48

Yeah, that's one hundred episodes of Watching

42:50

Me Grow Up over the span of

42:52

I Got Spies Seven Years, How Did.

42:55

How long did that to decks for. A

42:58

thumbnail was a video. Fray.

43:01

A he's a really i seventy gigs. So.

43:04

Our. A son to bed frame

43:06

traded the final render on it after he

43:09

got Vincent's files the other saw at. Them.

43:14

As an editor's problem, another singular how many

43:16

how many episodes that one hundred and five

43:18

or some we just want the hundred and

43:20

of us are like. That was funnier. Think

43:23

that's what I said. I haven't. Watched.

43:26

It yet. You

43:28

know, lots through that whole thing. Meticulously

43:30

Skyn I'm known as that, The fourteenth,

43:33

our and sixty six minute. There was

43:35

an editing mistake. As you go

43:37

back to the things that is it added it. Is.

43:40

It's already like unlisted on my tongue, ready to go.

43:43

Know, But I mean like. Did.

43:45

They do any editing other than just.

43:48

Put. In a mall back? No, No No No.

43:50

God out and way too much work.

43:53

To odd their own on video but the

43:55

already edited i we were talking about that

43:57

like old be funny to put them all

43:59

to get there are as like a thing.

44:01

And I think the Ultimate Video and I might add

44:04

it's a bit like I don't want to do that

44:06

and then somebody came over the idea of doing it

44:08

as an April Fools joke and I was like. That.

44:11

We can do to. Yeah. I.

44:14

Knew I. Will see

44:16

what happens school or like. Can.

44:19

You upload a video that long I

44:21

don't know and then free front of

44:23

video that called a hundred minutes, one

44:25

hundred our account and has twenty throwing

44:27

views held. Yeah, Does it

44:29

have a cool intro? Like words

44:32

Every it starts off with one.

44:34

Happy. Wheels and True and then it

44:36

pans out and it's all of the

44:39

happy wheels and shows. I thought about

44:41

doing that by. As. Like

44:43

I'm already as he goes to do a twenty

44:45

two hour video. I just think the minimal editing

44:47

just going as it is it is for April

44:49

Fools. Ah yes, the yeah home. I just put

44:52

it all together. Use it doesn't have to be

44:54

good. if it's bad. that's kind of. The. Joke

44:56

as well. I.

44:59

I. Am currently taking a

45:02

break which I'd never announcer just

45:04

like got off the internet, but.

45:07

I was originally going to. Come.

45:10

Back on April first, but I'm

45:12

going away a little bit longer.

45:14

Ah, because I need more time.

45:17

Ah, process itself and a funny

45:19

idea to come back on April

45:21

fools and say that I'm back

45:24

at take another month off the

45:26

ha ha. Since

45:28

like can. funny how many I'm

45:30

i'm retiring videos do you think

45:32

we'll see for April first this

45:35

year. Of would

45:37

say that again. you got lights. Yes,

45:40

says. That my lights from my plants

45:42

they turn on for a few hours

45:44

every day. Ah

45:47

I was saying how many I'm retiring videos

45:49

you think we'll see for April Fools this

45:51

year. Oh God. So

45:54

many that's like say every year

45:56

for you to resist Like Halloween

45:58

or it's like. Oh, we're gonna see

46:00

a lot of Barbies this year, a lot of Oppenheimers. For

46:03

YouTubers, it's like on April 1st, what are we gonna see? Mm-hmm.

46:07

It's all, hey guys, I'm

46:10

leaving. And I'm never

46:12

coming back. Haha, April Fool joke. And

46:15

then everyone's like, all the comments

46:17

are like, yeah, you've been kind of like

46:20

falling off for a while, so we're happy for you doing this. And

46:22

that's like, ha ha ha ha, I was joking.

46:24

Oh, I was, I was joking. Okay.

46:26

Thanks, sir. I appreciate it. It's a... I

46:29

guess the joke is on me. And then everyone in

46:31

the comments edits it and says, oh

46:33

wait, no, April Fool's, oh god. I

46:38

got a comment recently, let me see if

46:40

I can find it, that was just like,

46:42

okay, cool. Thanks.

46:46

Where it, it just really

46:48

hit me in a way. I don't really read

46:50

comments all that much anymore, probably because they make

46:52

me feel like this sometimes. Um,

46:54

come on, come on. Yeah. Your

46:57

videos are mid these days and it makes me

46:59

sad because I know you can do so much

47:02

better than bottom of the barrel content. Still love

47:04

you as a person though. Oh, fuck off. No,

47:06

you don't. Still love you

47:08

as a person though. It's like saying you're an absolute piece

47:10

of shit 98% of the time. No

47:13

offense. No offense. Yeah,

47:16

it's all that. I was like, I said

47:18

in fairness though. Yeah.

47:21

It's like when somebody makes a racist joke,

47:24

but they, they prompt it by saying, listen,

47:26

I'm not trying to be racist. I

47:29

was hacked. I

47:31

was hacked. It's like you said it out

47:33

loud in the pub. Like,

47:36

yeah, I was hacked. I was hacked

47:38

guys. I got the neural link. You guys

47:40

don't understand what it means to get your

47:42

brain hijacked by your thoughts. Yeah.

47:45

Oh man. My brain hacked my

47:47

mind. It's

47:50

like what having a panic attack is. Your

47:52

brain just gets hacked a little bit, you know,

47:55

your brain gets hijacked by something. Yeah. You

47:57

just have like spiral out of control. What's so annoying

47:59

is. Your brain knows when like your brain

48:01

knows that you're anxious your brain knows it's

48:03

having a panic attack But it's like buddy.

48:06

We just gotta write this one out like I

48:08

have the chemicals to fix this and make you happy

48:10

I'm just not gonna do it. I'm sorry You

48:14

know I think our brains need to

48:16

step it up a little bit fucking baby. It's

48:18

so lazy You just have

48:20

one job to be happier my friends like you

48:22

have ADHD You got

48:24

dopamine all all fucked up your

48:26

serotonin doesn't work. Can I fix

48:28

it? Yeah, what's gonna cost you?

48:31

Yeah, give me a little huh? Fill

48:34

me full of sugar Hi,

48:37

why and it's like that

48:39

other shit where it's like all the healthy food doesn't

48:41

taste as good as the food That's bad

48:43

for you. Yeah, even though you're I don't believe

48:45

in God If

48:49

God was real he would

48:51

have made donuts healthy it

48:54

doesn't make sense. Yeah It

48:57

just doesn't that's because we have free

48:59

will and the serpent came down and

49:01

fucking bitch ate an apple Because

49:06

you ate that apple great now fried

49:08

chicken is gonna make me fat. It's

49:10

your fault Why'd

49:12

she have to eat the fucking apple? like

49:17

Shit banging Also

49:21

Also, I feel like I

49:24

feel like they should have made that story

49:26

a little bit more believable You're trying to

49:28

tell me that that Apple looked that good

49:30

I don't think I've ever seen an apple

49:32

and I've been like I have to have

49:34

that That's how you know the Bible is

49:36

dating itself Like how old it is when

49:38

an apple seems like the most temptatious thing

49:40

ever It's like you're telling

49:42

me you didn't have like a fucking filet mignon

49:46

truffle mash It's

49:48

like fucking nice wine over there and

49:50

like dude this shit slaps Like

49:53

that should have been like a prison last

49:55

meal type of situation They could

49:57

have they could have done it with wine

50:00

couldn't they? They could've done it with

50:02

anything! Ah, fuckers.

50:04

They need to update. They

50:06

need to update Bible. We need a

50:09

Bible patch notes. We

50:11

do. We really really do. Well,

50:13

and then I want to get about like, oh,

50:16

Adam and Eve. It's like, what

50:18

about incest? Immediately,

50:20

if they're supposed to be the progenitors of

50:23

humans, we found out in an episode ago,

50:25

it takes 80 people for that

50:27

to happen. We

50:29

found out in that episode ago. Yeah!

50:31

I'm telling you!

50:35

Anyway, I don't actually really care. I don't want

50:37

people who are into the Bible and religious to

50:40

get upset. It's just a joke. It's

50:42

just some silly, funny ha-has. I

50:45

wanted you to go to your YouTube Studio

50:47

app. And you know, on

50:49

like the main page that shows up first,

50:51

you get like the newest comments on random

50:54

videos. What is the most

50:56

recent comment that you've gotten? Oh,

50:59

nice. This one is

51:01

on my, I baked a cake

51:03

without a recipe for my birthday.

51:07

And it says, alcohol plus ADHD

51:09

equals raw egg yolks for lunch.

51:14

Okay. Are they, that's what they're eating? Uh,

51:19

well, I think in this one, I started

51:21

the video off by doing a

51:23

birthday shot. And then I,

51:25

uh, I needed

51:28

egg whites. And

51:31

so I got the whites out and then

51:33

I ate the yolk just by itself. Oh.

51:36

In the video, I think. Ew!

51:39

How did you do that without gagging? I remember

51:41

when I was like younger and you were hearing

51:43

all about like protein. And you shouldn't drink raw

51:45

eggs, by the way. It's very dangerous. Nah. You

51:49

can give you salmonella. But I remember back in the

51:51

day for like protein, like irony kind of stuff. You

51:54

would do that. And I remember trying it and it like

51:56

touched my lips and I went, MMMM MMMM How

51:59

did you do that? I

52:01

don't know, you know, power of the mind.

52:03

Oh, desert power. I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna... What

52:06

is yours? Mine was boring.

52:08

Mine was just,

52:10

you know, it's a great day when Jack uploads a Chilla's

52:12

art game. Is

52:15

that a bot comment or is that a real comment?

52:17

Is that a nice comment? But in like, I

52:20

thought my bit would have been funnier. Portal

52:23

2. A cool little detail is

52:25

that you can actually see the shed at the very

52:27

end of the game in that little video. Cool.

52:30

Wow. I'm

52:34

hoping one of them would be like, man, you suck.

52:37

Go jump off a cloud.

52:43

One says, we hate Ethan. The algorithm is

52:46

not on your side. He was here first.

52:49

I don't know what that means. I don't know

52:51

what that means either. Been

52:53

a few weeks. Hope you're okay. Nice. Will

52:56

we return? Hope you're okay.

52:59

This gives me baby's ice cream video

53:01

vibes. This one says, hello anyone watching

53:03

2024 on a

53:05

Kerbal Space Program video. Nice.

53:09

That's pretty cool. I got a

53:11

nice Mark's Better comment. Love those.

53:13

Oh, that's nice. Those are

53:15

always sane. Yeah. I

53:18

love them so much. I love

53:20

being compared to people constantly. It's

53:23

one of my favorite things about this funny little earth

53:25

that we live on. Isn't

53:27

it nice and cool? I love

53:29

it. I love that people can say anything they

53:31

want about me. But if I say anything back,

53:34

I'm in trouble. You're the

53:36

asshole. I like that people in my personal

53:38

life have done horrible things to me, but

53:41

I'm never allowed to say it publicly because

53:43

it'll cause drama. I

53:49

want to know though, Sean. Because

53:52

we were just talking about Adam

53:55

and Eve, not Adam and Steve. What

54:00

would be your final meal? What would

54:02

be your death row meal? I

54:04

think it is the filet mignon. Yeah.

54:07

I think it's a big slab of

54:10

medium rare filet, maybe

54:13

slightly more medium. Sometimes I don't like it too

54:15

pink. And

54:17

then like garlic mash, like

54:20

puree potatoes. A

54:23

really nice, like crazy

54:25

expensive bottle of red wine. Peppercorn

54:31

sauce. Yeah,

54:34

I don't know. Any veg, any veg on the

54:36

side? I'm dying. I don't care. Well,

54:39

I'm just asking. I like garlic

54:41

mushrooms. Ooh. Garlic

54:45

mushrooms. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

54:47

Maybe some, maybe some like Brussels

54:49

sprouts. Some people

54:51

are like, that's your fucking last meal.

54:53

Are you crazy? You

54:56

get Brussels sprouts for your

54:58

last meal? What

55:01

would you be? Big

55:04

Mac. Big ol,

55:06

a big ol. No, no, no,

55:09

no. Just one single

55:11

Reese's cup. You

55:16

finally have peanut butter so you go out

55:18

on your own terms. Yep. Oh,

55:21

yeah, baby. The most painful way possible. Well,

55:24

I think if it's my last meal,

55:27

I think I would want. I

55:29

do really like steak a lot. It's

55:31

really good. It is very,

55:33

very good. The

55:36

reason I like that is because I that's

55:38

usually like my first go to meal. If

55:40

I've been dieting for a while, I'm like,

55:43

you want to blow the doors off? That's my

55:45

go to. Mm hmm. Yeah,

55:48

I like those a lot. I'll also

55:50

do like a mashed potato, but

55:53

I want sweet potatoes. I love

55:55

sweet potatoes. So good.

55:58

So, so good. Um,

56:01

man. I mean, it's looking we

56:03

don't actually have to think about this too hard. I

56:07

doubt either of them are gonna be on death row. No,

56:10

but if you were- I- it

56:12

would be cool to be able

56:14

to say, like, hold on, let

56:17

me- let me- Where is this

56:19

going? What I'm trying

56:21

to say is- It would be cool to kill someone and get away with

56:23

it. No, it would be

56:25

cool to- well, and it

56:27

would also be sad. But to be able to be

56:29

like, I know this is going to be my last

56:32

meal. For that to just be

56:34

a part of death. Being like, well, tomorrow

56:36

you die. Here's your last meal. You

56:38

know? Yeah.

56:43

I would hate that. Yeah, it would be an anxiety filled

56:45

dinner for sure. I'm changing

56:47

my answer. Okay. I

56:49

don't want steak. I want duck. I

56:52

love duck. I want

56:55

human meat. I want to see what it tastes

56:57

like. I've always wanted- I've

57:00

always. You know, you can't say-

57:03

we've talked about this before. You can't say that you

57:05

haven't thought about it. Not about

57:07

eating somebody. I've openly said- Mm-hmm.

57:11

People misinterpreted. It's

57:13

whatever. It's like, it's

57:15

security-osity. Somebody just said there

57:17

is an ethical way of getting it, and they

57:19

had like a big long answer, like, to get

57:21

around stuff, and I'm like, how

57:23

do you know that? There's an

57:26

ethical way to source human meat. I

57:28

don't know if that's true. I

57:30

can't remember. I'm

57:33

not sure about that one. But anyway,

57:35

I want duck- You can eat me. Are you

57:38

allowed to be like, I had it on video. They said I

57:40

could eat them. I

57:42

mean, it would

57:44

be vegan. You

57:46

know? That's true. I

57:49

think in the court of law, if you die,

57:52

if there's- I'm

57:57

an organ donor, but to a cannibal.

58:01

Yeah, how does that work? I

58:04

don't know. Anyway, white duck. Anyway,

58:07

I don't know. I just really like duck a lot. It's

58:09

very I

58:12

don't know. It's not as it's

58:14

very tender. It's very like juicy.

58:17

I like the flavor of duck. It's nice.

58:19

The darker meat. Yeah, I

58:22

just I like it a lot. Have

58:24

some of that and then and then for

58:26

dessert if it truly is my last meal

58:28

I think for dessert. I would like some

58:30

sort of peanut butter thing. I Think

58:33

I would just to try it out. Do

58:35

you know what you ever taste like in your head? Yeah

58:41

ish similar like

58:44

I've had Peanut

58:46

butter all the way to almond butter Yeah,

58:49

they're like fairly similar. Yeah, they're close enough.

58:51

They're closer than they are farther apart I

58:55

think I would have maybe like a Reese's

58:57

cup or something because I did have a

58:59

peanut-free Reese's cup It had almond butter in

59:01

it and it was really good. They're pretty

59:03

pokey tasty You know, you don't know what

59:05

you're missing, but it was really really good

59:08

In fact, I almost want to see if

59:10

I can get some ordered

59:13

right now because

59:16

God damn, they're so I saw

59:18

a video where I try a

59:20

bunch of peanut-free peanut food

59:24

You know It's a peanut

59:26

free peanut food if it's just almond

59:28

then it's a Reese's almond

59:30

butter cup Well, yeah,

59:32

but you know, it's it's the

59:34

best that I can get that's true

59:37

I shouldn't be taking trying to yuck

59:39

my yum. I'm just trying to

59:42

Everybody else can It's

59:49

that's fair fair yuck

59:52

my yum Unbelievable

59:55

unbelievable. I'm

59:58

just trying to have. Something

1:00:00

nice for myself. In

1:00:02

this led way that I bet fair. Share:

1:00:05

I'm sorry I'm being bad friend right now.

1:00:08

Yeah, I I hope that you have to

1:00:10

sit and watch. Happy we'll see a movie.

1:00:13

Whole Thing. How many people do you think

1:00:15

are going to legitimately watch the entire thing?

1:00:17

You think anyone's gonna do it in one

1:00:19

sitting? Oh. Yeah, somebody on

1:00:22

man, somebody out there for sure

1:00:24

is wild enough to do that.

1:00:27

That. I commend them. Yeah.

1:00:31

But. A will never be me. Know.

1:00:34

It will not be you. Also, the fact

1:00:36

that it would be me watching myself for twenty

1:00:38

two hours and I don't wanna do that.

1:00:42

Man that. Just.

1:00:45

Sounds bad. The

1:00:48

yeah, so not seen you for twenty two.

1:00:50

Ill absolute you have your last meal. That's

1:00:52

how they kill you. They. Just

1:00:54

put on Happy Wheels The movie. Or.

1:00:57

Son when it's time to do. A

1:01:00

Not April Fools I'm Retiring Video

1:01:02

you can do Jack Sept Guy

1:01:04

the movie. And it's

1:01:06

in every video. Every video. All

1:01:09

three my that thousand of them. Including

1:01:12

Happy Will Move. After

1:01:15

it. Does a lot

1:01:18

about doing that as well as like I've

1:01:20

met our once I finish Dark souls to

1:01:22

put dark souls one to and thirty into

1:01:24

one video them perlite as off I wanna.

1:01:27

Seems. Of a desperate. Yeah. That

1:01:29

that. For are not April

1:01:31

Fools, you do that next year. For April Fools

1:01:34

A yeah to be cringe to do it when

1:01:36

it's not April Fools. Are. You could make

1:01:38

up a new April Fools. You

1:01:40

know, A. One on April

1:01:42

Jewels. When a liar. I've

1:01:46

never thought about this before.

1:01:49

How did April Fools originates

1:01:51

move the first? originate Oh

1:01:53

are I'd see I am

1:01:56

A L T E. Originals.

1:02:00

Well, April

1:02:02

Fool's Day origins. Oh,

1:02:04

that's a sick horror movie. Has

1:02:08

been celebrated for several centuries by different

1:02:10

countries, though its exact origin remains a

1:02:12

mystery. How? April

1:02:15

Fool's Day traditions. Yeah, I know. It's

1:02:18

so specific. How did it start? Why

1:02:21

is it April? Some

1:02:23

historians speculate that April Fool's Day dates back

1:02:25

to 1582, when France switched from

1:02:28

the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar,

1:02:31

as called for by the Council of

1:02:33

Trent in 1563. In

1:02:37

the Julian calendar, as in

1:02:39

the Hindu calendar, the new

1:02:41

year began with the spring equinox around

1:02:43

April 1st. People

1:02:47

who were slow to get the news failed

1:02:49

to recognize that the start of the new

1:02:51

year had actually moved to January 1st and

1:02:53

continued to celebrate it during the last week

1:02:55

of March through April 1st, becoming

1:02:58

the butt of jokes and hoaxes

1:03:00

were, uh, April 1st

1:03:02

became the butt of

1:03:04

jokes and hoaxes and were called

1:03:06

April Fool's. So

1:03:09

well, you guys can't claim that because

1:03:11

you went into daylight savings like three

1:03:13

weeks ago. I don't even,

1:03:15

I don't know why daylight

1:03:17

savings is different.

1:03:21

You don't eat why it exists, but why

1:03:23

is it different for us versus you? I

1:03:26

don't understand. It doesn't make sense.

1:03:29

No. Also, we don't, we

1:03:31

don't need it anymore because it was made to

1:03:33

be like for farmers and stuff because it's like

1:03:35

all the sun is rising. So, you know, we

1:03:37

got to dial the time back. Why

1:03:40

can't we all just recognize that

1:03:43

during different parts of the year, it's the

1:03:45

same issue. Real recognizes real.

1:03:48

Real recognizes real. Why

1:03:50

can't we just recognize that sometimes

1:03:53

during a different part of the

1:03:55

year, the sun's just going to

1:03:57

set earlier. It's still four o'clock,

1:03:59

but the. Just the Sun is

1:04:01

setting earth. I don't understand.

1:04:03

We don't need to change the clocks So

1:04:07

a lot of places that don't they don't

1:04:09

participate at all but

1:04:13

That almost disturbs me further Because

1:04:18

how will I know the true time?

1:04:20

Oh God

1:04:23

yeah, we're just going back and forth a lot.

1:04:25

I Don't know. Well,

1:04:27

this one is pretty sick because now it's gonna

1:04:29

be bright until like 730 in a couple

1:04:31

days and I love that. Oh Let's

1:04:35

just keep one true time. Let's

1:04:37

just keep going forward an hour until

1:04:39

nighttime is daytime. I have

1:04:42

I Have an

1:04:44

idea Alright We

1:04:47

get rid of time And

1:04:51

when someone asks the time we

1:04:53

simply say right now

1:04:57

Say excuse me. What time is it right

1:05:00

now? I

1:05:02

like that. Stop worrying so much

1:05:04

about the future. Why don't you worry about

1:05:07

this moment? Yeah,

1:05:09

you can't be late for anything then I Know

1:05:14

right, but if you get rid of time then you have to

1:05:16

get rid of space because they're intermingled Well,

1:05:19

I'm just I'm just talking about the time, you

1:05:22

know The time is a

1:05:24

con is a it's a concept

1:05:26

that we made up. Yeah, it's a

1:05:28

construct Yeah, so

1:05:31

why not? That's

1:05:33

true. I like that you would have to be

1:05:35

some flaming raging

1:05:37

douchebag to say right

1:05:40

now Right

1:05:42

now man somebody on the street late for a meeting running

1:05:45

down be like excuse me What time is it like first

1:05:47

of all, don't you have a phone? also

1:05:51

Right now right now man

1:05:53

speaking of profound things to say Justin

1:05:56

was over here the other day and He

1:05:59

was. Making some drinks

1:06:01

for us and I, I went to the living

1:06:03

room and he was in the kitchen and he

1:06:05

was like I just couldn't leave me here by

1:06:07

myself and I went oh sorry, do need help

1:06:10

and he said the most profound thing. He.

1:06:13

Said. I. Don't need help. I.

1:06:15

Need support. And I

1:06:17

said. Wow. Oh.

1:06:20

Wow. Those. Really

1:06:22

are different things and I knew

1:06:24

exactly what he meant. Sees really

1:06:26

out at a days of our

1:06:28

lives as a super effective and

1:06:30

I said wow. That is

1:06:32

truly percent cited as the point

1:06:34

before. I.

1:06:36

Went insists a suicide. Attack

1:06:39

of Up. This is the when

1:06:41

the stood next to him and

1:06:43

allen. Them. Thus,

1:06:46

Good. Earner. Why?

1:06:48

These tools of fucked up stuff. Like.

1:06:51

Why it's Johnson that a huge drop in all these nuggets

1:06:53

for them. When he asked my how are things going he'll

1:06:55

be like. And. Guys

1:06:58

drop in not as like that should be on top of

1:07:00

the world. He stop and so

1:07:02

much knowledge. He should be right. No books.

1:07:05

Fish. And united he should be on a

1:07:07

fucking was of them. Tony Robbins. Tour

1:07:09

Yeah Tim Robbins. Was

1:07:12

a ton. Of. These name is Tony

1:07:14

Robbins. Tony. Robinson

1:07:16

Him Robinson. Tim.

1:07:19

Robinson. Made. I think you

1:07:22

should leave the and very different

1:07:24

kind of tour. I would love

1:07:26

that or a motivational unknown assailant.

1:07:28

I'd buy energies a hookah. a

1:07:30

flurry of the door it what

1:07:32

I'll do the right now's the

1:07:34

time to do it. Tesla could

1:07:36

do might occur during his stand

1:07:38

up where it like the bit

1:07:40

is that it's really bad. Stephen

1:07:42

Harper that is such a clever

1:07:44

thing to do you don't have

1:07:46

to do good material is so

1:07:48

funny and it's so awkward. To

1:07:50

Watts. I love it so months

1:07:52

it's so fucking funny. Whoa. Have

1:07:55

you watched one of his full. Shows.

1:07:59

I haven't us. I'll send one to

1:08:01

you. It's just Tim

1:08:03

Heidecker doing stand-up, but it's all very

1:08:06

bad, and it's a whole character. It's

1:08:09

really, really funny. Wow. He,

1:08:12

um, JP, who did tour

1:08:14

managing for me, he does that tour. He

1:08:16

manages Tim Heidecker's tour. Does he?

1:08:18

That's cool. They came to Brighton last year, and I had fish and

1:08:20

chips with them. Wow. Except Tim

1:08:23

had already eaten, and then he left within five minutes

1:08:25

of me arriving, but he was there. Well,

1:08:28

well, you know. Small world?

1:08:31

Small world, innit, bro? This little blue marble that we're

1:08:33

on. Huh. Man,

1:08:36

and it just keeps spinning, don't it? Aren't

1:08:39

they truly the days of our lives? Man.

1:08:44

So true. Anyway, that's

1:08:46

all from us, you milk-drinking-puss

1:08:48

babies. Yeah.

1:08:52

Go fuck yourself. You can

1:08:54

be mean enthusiastically. They know

1:08:56

it's tough love. Oh,

1:08:59

no, I know. I just wasn't sure where I

1:09:01

was going. Hey! I

1:09:04

don't have any respect for you! Well,

1:09:07

I mean it. You

1:09:10

never mean it. Hey, I

1:09:12

didn't mean that. Don't

1:09:16

believe me for a second. Okay,

1:09:18

thank you, cess babies, cesspool dwellers.

1:09:22

Bye, everyone. I hope you have

1:09:24

a beautiful day. I

1:09:27

hope you see roadkill. Oh.

1:09:31

Brain leak!