0:01

Rain leak Baby

0:06

glowy light Huh basking

0:08

in the moonlight you that's yellow

0:11

I guess Yeah, don't

0:13

you look kind of nice? You're like over here. Yeah, you're

0:15

all the way over there pumpkin town The

0:17

audience doesn't know how far away we are. I'm actually

0:19

you are like across the room It is like I

0:22

can't even I can't reach you you're talking. I don't

0:24

have my glasses on I can't can't even see your

0:26

face Right now it's like who is

0:28

that action start speaking to see my

0:30

feet though. You know what they look like Oh, baby.

0:32

Are you wearing two left socks? You

0:35

are I thought they were left

0:37

socks Yeah bought them in Foot Locker in

0:39

America when I got my converse and I

0:41

was like I kept getting two L's in

0:43

my thing Oh, I was like,

0:45

what the fuck is going on? And then I realized they're

0:48

large. Yeah, I realize so people know what yeah

0:50

What we're talking about here. It

0:52

says two L's and I realized that all my

0:54

black socks have L's on them. Okay, they're

0:56

adidas You can buy the right pack I

1:00

was like, is there a right pack? I was supposed to

1:03

buy and I just bought lefts and I'm

1:05

like, yeah feet are they having A mistress

1:07

they haven't released the right pack DLC yet.

1:10

I actually just got all left feet cuz there's nothing

1:12

right about me Sean don't

1:14

be so hard. No guys. I'm in the dunce

1:16

chair Yeah, it seems like it seems like honestly

1:18

like you're here to like just be upset at

1:20

us Yeah,

1:27

I your Conan and his

1:30

guest and I'm just Andy Richter. It's

1:32

like we're going to couples therapy Yeah,

1:34

this feels like therapy. Uh, we don't

1:37

normally do intros all that much. Welcome

1:39

back Rambus here I'm here Hello

1:43

Rambu whose real name is Reginald von

1:45

boo. That's true. Actually. Yeah Do you

1:48

have do you have another pseudonym that

1:50

you like? I'm John B Esquire or

1:52

something like that? No, I don't Wait,

1:55

let me think do I have another besides

1:57

like my actual name that I use. I don't think

1:59

I have any like fake name.

2:02

Well wait no I do it's Boberto.

2:04

Boberto. Boberto. Boberto. I like that. Where does

2:06

that come from? It came from my Epic

2:08

Games username that I used which was Boberto

2:10

the DILF. Hey! And

2:13

then that got they got upset at me

2:15

for using it and then got it banned

2:17

so then it was just Boberto the guy

2:19

for a bit. Boberto the guy? Real ones

2:21

no though. No no no. They know the

2:23

DILF. I accidentally leaked it because I was

2:25

playing like Hitman I think and then I

2:27

didn't realize that it shows your username in

2:29

the corner. So then for like a second

2:31

my entire chat was just saying like Boberto

2:33

the DILF and I was like oh. Yeah.

2:35

Mine used to be Jackieboyman and then I

2:37

forgot what the login was and it didn't

2:39

my credit card or something wouldn't work so

2:41

I changed my name to so many issues

2:44

because I was having so many issues with the game

2:46

but now I was playing Hitman and stuff which is

2:48

at so many issues. When was that?

2:51

A long time ago. Pre-COVID. Pre

2:55

YouTube though? So many issues. Epic Store didn't

2:57

exist then. Oh yeah what am I talking

2:59

about? What are you talking about? No idea.

3:01

Who is this guy? I have no idea.

3:03

I was like how old was

3:05

I? When did YouTube come out? Like what year? 2005? I was two.

3:07

You were two years old? I was

3:11

two and you could fuck yourself

3:13

Boberto. Boberto the DILF? Jesus Christ

3:15

I don't want to

3:17

feel older than I. I'm sorry. I

3:20

told Tubbo when I did that video with

3:22

Tommy that I was 33 and he was like what?

3:25

Because he found out I was doing YouTube for 10

3:27

years at that point which is now 11 and he

3:30

was like wait how old are you? I was like 33. He

3:32

was like I thought you were

3:34

25. How old is Tubbo? Tubbo's

3:36

20? I think like 20. 21. Are you

3:38

older or younger than Tubbo? I

3:41

think I'm older. Older? Yeah.

3:43

Okay. Yeah. You Tubbo and Tommy

3:45

are all like really close together. Oh yeah.

3:48

Yeah. I think Tom's the youngest out

3:50

of everyone. If you couldn't tell. Yeah.

3:53

The youngest, the dumbest. Oh

3:56

but he's just sweet. He's just

3:58

sweet. He's just sweet. amount

6:00

of ground to stand on. Yeah. I

6:03

remember years ago I tweeted

6:06

something with like how many

6:08

emails I had and I was like everybody like

6:11

don't be a coward show how many

6:13

unread messages you have and then he

6:15

quote tweeted that and was like there's

6:17

no way to be successful with a

6:19

mindset like this and

6:22

then Mark's quote tweeted that with like

6:25

45,000 unread emails. It's

6:29

called ADHD baby. It's also

6:32

called people signing you up to bible.com. Yeah,

6:34

exactly. I'm not going to read those. You bring

6:36

your email on your fucking YouTube channel and then

6:39

everyone's like, it's feetcute.com. That's

6:41

free real estate baby. You can sign

6:43

you up for poptropica again. Yeah, I

6:46

keep getting stuff from like you're

6:48

a winner and then it's like something. All the time.

6:50

Like you won a power drill. Dude, I won so

6:53

much stuff. I'm waiting for it all to come in

6:55

though. Yeah. Yeah. You

6:58

just have to provide them your social. Yeah, exactly.

7:00

You've done that. I've given it to them. I

7:02

just have to wait for my free power drill.

7:04

You guys want to come to, I actually am

7:06

related to a Nigerian prince. Oh

7:08

really? Yeah. Really? And

7:11

he asked for my credit card, but he said I could come over

7:13

and bring some friends. Oh, that would be sick. Yeah, let's go. Yeah.

7:16

So you want us to come with? Yeah. That's

7:18

sweet. I actually got scammed by a Nigerian prince

7:20

scam. Did you really? From my iPod.

7:23

Oh no. When I was 21.

7:25

I wanted to go to Korea again to visit

7:27

my then girlfriend and I needed money

7:29

badly and I was selling an iPod.

7:32

And I don't know why it just

7:34

didn't, I guess naive little Irishman who

7:37

didn't experience the world or anything or didn't really have

7:39

the internet for that long. And then

7:42

it was like, yeah, like my, my

7:44

son in Nigeria really wants

7:46

an iPod and like,

7:49

I'll pay you the money. And I sent it

7:51

before I got paid. Whoa. Oh boy. So

7:53

it was like the meme of like, I guess

7:56

they don't really go around anymore, but like Nigerian

7:58

prince scams were like the scam that like caught.

8:00

all the old women back in the day, like

8:02

your grandmothers fell for this

8:04

kind of stuff all the time. I always

8:06

had to protect my grandmother. Yeah. Because

8:09

she would be like, I got this email and I'm like, don't

8:11

respond to that. Before

8:13

she even says the content. She's like, no. Have

8:15

you ever gotten scammed? Have I ever gotten scammed?

8:17

Yes, actually, I have. It was a

8:20

Nintendo Switch through eBay

8:22

and everything. They were selling it for like

8:25

$280 on release year. And I was like,

8:27

this has got to be it. So then

8:29

I got my dad and he was just like, OK, this might

8:31

be a scam. And I was just like, yeah, but it might not be

8:33

like, imagine if it's. And

8:35

then for some reason he went through with it, I

8:37

guess, like teach me a lesson using his own money.

8:39

I don't know. Watch this.

8:42

I don't I don't really know the logic there. But

8:45

we're not going to afford food this week.

8:48

Yeah. And you're going to see why. I'm a

8:50

little confused about it now. But but we basically

8:53

like waited like three months, I think, and it

8:55

just never arrived, despite the guy being active. You

8:57

know how, like most of the times when someone

8:59

scams someone, they'll just delete their account leave. He

9:01

was actively like still trying to sell the lie

9:03

that this switch was on its way. Like

9:06

he was still like being like, oh, yeah, no, don't

9:08

worry. I'm just packaging it up now. You

9:10

know, like it's on its way. And it never was.

9:12

People like my age are still kind of afraid to

9:15

buy stuff on eBay, even though eBay is pretty legitimate.

9:17

eBay, eBay, I think my dad was able to get

9:19

his money back because of the eBay guarantee thing. Thankfully,

9:22

but but even today, it's like when

9:24

you buy stuff on eBay, it's like, I tried

9:26

to buy something for like the

9:28

racing wheel that I have. And they just gave me

9:30

my money back without even I was

9:32

just like, bye. And then two days

9:34

later, it was like my bank account was like, there you go. I

9:37

was like, no one tells me you didn't have it.

9:39

I just scammed on eBay like a couple

9:41

years ago and I never got my money back,

9:44

even though I submitted a claim to eBay being like,

9:46

I never got this stuff. It was never sent. Wait,

9:48

how much money did you lose? It

9:50

was about twenty three hundred bucks. Oh,

9:52

now I'm trying to guess what you're trying to buy. I'm

9:55

going to guess a camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

9:57

was a new baby brother. It was a camera.

10:00

camera and like a lens deal and it

10:02

was like an older camera but like a

10:04

nice it was a Sony FS5

10:08

and so they were going for like

10:10

they were going for like two grand

10:12

yeah but then this guy was selling

10:15

it with multiple lenses

10:17

which would have gone up

10:19

to like eight probably and I was like oh

10:21

I'll do that what a deal and then

10:24

I'd never never got anything and then he

10:26

got my money what in a way he

10:28

got your money and sent the thing but

10:30

the mailman stole it oh

10:33

my god what if it's not what if it's

10:35

not John eBay's fault what if Mark Rober stole

10:38

my package what if that's

10:40

what he's filling all the squirrels with come

10:42

on mark come on

10:46

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10:48

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10:51

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10:56

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11:05

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11:08

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11:10

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11:12

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11:14

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11:16

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11:18

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11:21

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11:23

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Thank you. That

12:41

is the worst. OK. The

12:43

glitter bomb thing is a brilliant

12:45

idea. But glitter is one of

12:47

my least favorite substance. I thought

12:49

you said Mark Wahlberg for a

12:51

second. So confused

12:54

as to why he specifically

12:56

was going to steal your package. Yeah.

12:58

Mark Wahlberg. Do you guys have like

13:01

unexplained beef with him? Yeah. We did

13:03

go over Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule. We

13:05

did a little bit ago. He's like

13:09

I call them productivity weirdos. Oh

13:11

God. Where it's like min maxing your day. Oh no.

13:14

You know you go for a bleed build

13:16

or a strength build. They go for a

13:18

time build. That's no way to live. You

13:20

know it's about like what was it like

13:22

two thirty or three o'clock in the morning.

13:24

Yeah. He prays he works out he showers

13:26

snack time then he showers again. And he's

13:28

a second workout. But he showers specifically only

13:30

after snack time. Something like

13:33

that. Oh OK. He has an

13:35

hour and a half of golf. His family

13:37

time is work time. The

13:39

work it's work slash family time.

13:42

Oh no. Great dad. It's a

13:44

bummer. As his kids are in school. He's

13:46

like sorry you missed family. I'm

13:49

in work mode. It was on the

13:51

calendar. You should have checked. Sorry

13:54

for you. I put it

13:56

on our fridge. Yeah. Pay taxes

13:58

idiot kid. I

14:00

bet he has his kids pay taxes. To

14:03

him. Exactly. Not even to the

14:05

government, just to him. The child's tax. I

14:09

give you money and you give it to me back. Lemonade's

14:13

sent. Mine. And he charges an

14:15

interest rate. A wild interest rate for those kids.

14:17

Oh yeah. Common one. Like

14:20

at least 25%. You

14:23

know, there's probably a lot of nepotism

14:25

there. Mark Wahlberg is wildly successful. So

14:27

you know, maybe it's teaching them a valuable lesson. That

14:30

not everything in life is going to be handed to

14:32

them. Even though he's giving them money and then they

14:34

have to pay it back for the interest. I

14:37

feel like there's a balance though. Like you

14:39

gotta hand your kids some stuff to them

14:41

sometimes. Yeah, you can't go full Jackie Chan

14:43

on them. Jackie Chan has a kid who

14:45

he does not talk to and then

14:47

came out as gay. Yeah, I saw that. And

14:51

he wants nothing to do with them. And I was like,

14:53

oh, Jackie Chan bad. Fuck. That's

14:56

a bummer. I didn't know that. Didn't he like do

14:58

an entire thing with like his fake child from a

15:00

movie as well? Yeah, but it's like

15:02

a scene from a movie where he's reacting to like old

15:04

work he did. Like in the movie. Yeah.

15:08

And then people thought that that was his daughter. But it's

15:10

just another actress. Yeah, it's just another actress. And they were

15:12

like, no, he's actually really bad because he doesn't talk to

15:14

his daughter. That's really weird.

15:16

I think if they're an illegitimate

15:18

daughter with another person. I

15:21

could be, please correct me on

15:23

that if I'm wrong. But I

15:25

think then they came out as like gay and

15:27

then he was very against that.

15:30

Another homeless. You have

15:32

a very rich dad. Yeah. That's

15:36

sad. Yeah. Sorry to all you Jackie. Jackie

15:38

Stan's out there. Oh, man.

15:40

And it was right

15:42

there too. That's so good too.

15:44

That's unfortunate. Oh, Jackie Stan. That's

15:46

a bummer. He could have had an

15:49

empire. Yeah. Now

15:51

he's just got a slightly smaller empire. Yeah,

15:54

I think a lot of people still look for you. Yeah.

15:57

Oh, well. Oh, well. What

15:59

other celebrities? Can we drag hmm?

16:01

We were about to go for

16:03

mark mark rober. Well. Yes mark

16:05

for the package Yeah

16:10

Oh, I was just gonna ask you guys

16:12

if there was a material that mark rober

16:14

could fill a package with that's not like

16:17

an obvious Like piss or shit or something

16:19

because I hate glitter so much and so

16:21

that's a really good one I think most

16:23

people do and probably asbestos Asbestos

16:25

would be bad There

16:30

was like a video where he like where it was like

16:32

one of those like meat canyon parodies where he puts out

16:34

like an Airborne disease You

16:37

can have the cure if you read out the name

16:39

of today's sponsor. Yeah Fucking

16:43

smallpox yeah That's

16:45

a that's a video that I would Even

16:48

if I'm like getting slammed I still would

16:50

be like ah, but it's meat canyon. This

16:52

is funny This is very nothing

16:54

meat canyon does it is not funny. It's so

16:57

good I think we're missing that sentence have you

16:59

ever been in a meat canyon video. I

17:01

don't think I've seen no I Don't

17:04

think I'm the only thing you

17:06

can parody me for is like an accent which

17:08

I think is Not fun

17:10

enough for him. Yeah But

17:13

I think that's probably a good thing because I think if you're

17:15

in a meat canyon video you've probably done something wrong Yeah,

17:17

or you're kind of being made fun of or Like

17:21

XQ season one Yeah,

17:24

I'm not to say the milk one very funny

17:27

Really really I didn't I was so

17:30

confused watching that entire video that entire time

17:32

and I was just like, you know What

17:34

I'm having a good time then you then

17:36

he accomplished his goal. Yeah, that's the goal

17:38

of all of meat canyons videos I

17:40

love They're

17:44

trying to take my treasure chat not not that I need

17:46

it Remember

17:50

he like reacted to it on stream and

17:52

then and then did some like Hana

17:54

stuff on like Twitter afterward and it's just

17:56

like how do you see like a

17:59

direct like Yeah,

22:00

okay. That's what we're looking at. Yeah,

22:02

that's gonna be great. The

22:05

Loeb Fucker episode. Hey,

22:08

look, we'll run out of content eventually. Content

22:10

and guests, once they dry up, we're

22:12

hitting rock bottom. I can't wait to

22:15

hit rock bottom. Oh, that's gonna be, that's gonna

22:17

be, you're gonna have like a resurgence when that

22:19

happens. Yeah. And you just like, that's when you

22:21

come up with like the craziest stuff is when

22:23

you think you've done everything. And then you're just

22:25

like, let's just like, let's just

22:28

throw rocks at each other. Yeah. Like

22:30

an episode, you know. If you hit rock

22:32

bottom, there's nowhere but up. Exactly. That's

22:34

true. Or you could just scrape your face across the

22:36

bottom. Yeah, exactly. You're just gonna lie down and kind

22:39

of stay there for a minute. Yeah, I could just

22:42

die. Yeah. Career-wise. Ooh.

22:45

Career-wise. I mean, also, you know, death episode

22:47

becomes- I've been doing it for a while,

22:49

it's fine. Oh, the death episode. Yeah, death

22:51

episode. That could be fun. You

22:54

show up one day, it's like showing your channel's dead. Well.

22:59

Oh. You can do it all right now. No, it's

23:01

not. Oh, we should kill something to have a eulogy.

23:04

For us. Kill something

23:07

to have a eulogy? Yeah. Like-

23:10

Well, it was a nice- Here, Tom. I'm

23:13

gonna- Kill him! Get

23:15

him! Now! Like what?

23:18

Like we were saying, our Twitter accounts. We

23:20

may have a Viking funeral for them. We

23:23

put our phones out in a pool and they shoot flies.

23:25

How's that thing? I just can't wait. I've

23:27

had this like app now on my phone for like

23:29

the past like week or so where it like makes

23:32

me wait like 30 seconds to open up

23:34

Twitter. One sec. One sec, yeah. I've

23:36

barely opened it in like that week. And

23:38

it has been so like much

23:40

better in every way. Yeah, I deleted Twitter

23:42

like eight months ago off my phone and

23:44

haven't reinstalled it. Nice. I like

23:46

check on my desktop sometimes or if I

23:49

have to post like a promotion for something.

23:51

Yeah. But I don't- I don't doom scroll.

23:53

It's good. My hair's

23:55

healthier. My skin is

23:58

clear. Dick's Garcia. Nice. Do

24:00

you know what percentage by since deleting the

24:03

app 2.3 2.3 percent in

24:06

eight months? That's free How

24:09

long will it take to double

24:11

in size? I don't know math like What

24:14

so like eight so eighty months would be

24:16

20% multiply that by four would be 30

24:19

320 months roughly Math

24:23

that's By

24:26

12 12 to 32 fellas so that'd be like 30

24:32

years by the time you're 60 little

24:35

fella will be big fella. Yeah,

24:37

but then Nature's

24:39

just counteracting it all the time. Yeah, that's

24:41

true. You're negating it out. Why are we talking

24:43

about this? I'm so sorry. Come on and

24:45

all I'm talking I put I put actual thought

24:47

into that math equation to know Yeah,

24:50

yeah the girth equation equation

24:56

Instead of seeing numbers like That's

25:04

where Sherlock really goes his mind

25:06

palace Discombobulate

25:14

oh, I forgot about that Sherlock.

25:17

Oh my god. Yeah down your Only

25:19

one that I think of because that discombobulate video

25:23

So funny god so

25:26

so good. Yeah He's

25:28

the only one that I that I think of

25:30

I don't think of who was That's

25:33

right. That's right. I never watched it. Yeah,

25:36

I've never I've never seen I think

25:38

a single thing of Sherlock besides that

25:41

video Mm-hmm See

25:44

Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock was like perfect

25:46

tumblr content Yeah, like good

25:49

omens is everywhere now. It was like into

25:51

that that was Sherlock back then Yeah, yeah,

25:53

so it's kind of impossible to avoid. Did

25:55

you have a tumblr face? Kind

25:59

of I had a fans where I used

26:01

Tumblr for a bit, but I never like got like

26:03

properly into like any fandom or anything I would just

26:05

like see a funny post and I'd be like, huh,

26:08

that's kind of funny. And that's it I was I

26:10

was a surface I was a surface level Like

26:13

internet person surprisingly until I started

26:15

content creation Yeah, and then that's

26:17

when I started getting like deeper

26:19

into the internet. When did you start again?

26:21

I started

26:23

in September of 2020 I think yes 2020

26:31

It was it was coke Oh vid Covid

26:33

times, you know quarantine did something to my

26:35

brain I was like I'm gonna do streaming

26:37

say that's the thing cuz when

26:39

a lot of you guys started coming up I never

26:41

knew who was doing it for a while and then

26:43

Covid just accelerated. Yeah, or how many of you just

26:45

started in cold? Yeah, I think I was

26:47

I don't know. I was I

26:49

was one of the many that did like

26:52

start genuinely starting Covid Yeah, I didn't I

26:54

had like I had created a channel like

26:57

Right before Covid because I had like a

26:59

bet with my friend of like who's gonna

27:01

get monetized on YouTube first And that's

27:03

what I wanted to do I'm

27:05

guessing you won that back did win that I

27:10

wiped the floor Wipe

27:14

the floor with that guy. No, no, I'm

27:16

sorry. Yeah focus on monetize there If

27:19

you're if you're watching this, I still love you. I

27:21

appreciate you. Thank you. No one watch the podcast. Don't

27:23

worry. Okay. Yeah But

27:26

no, so I was like

27:28

I was like I saw how TikTok

27:30

was and everything I was like stuff

27:34

Can like just go crazy on here

27:37

for no reason? Yeah. Yeah So I'm

27:39

gonna try to see what I can

27:41

do with that and then a weird

27:43

platform Oh don't really under even even

27:45

more now. It's just become like a

27:48

marketplace like every other thing Ruined

27:50

it's just someone promoting like like the goddamn. What was it?

27:53

Like I don't even want to I don't even want to

27:55

say the name of some of the products because I don't

27:57

want to give Them promotion at this point. They've already had

27:59

enough But like I keep on doing the same

28:01

stuff and it's like crazy People just

28:03

trying to get their tiktoks a blob so then

28:05

they can get commission from yeah Yeah,

28:08

cuz you get like you get like a certain amount every

28:11

type you sell on everything and it's just like it's It's

28:14

made it about money which sucks because it's

28:16

one of those platforms where it's like it's

28:18

going through the same thing as every platform

28:20

Where it's like it starts out because of

28:22

creativity and then just becomes about money Yeah,

28:24

like that's what happens with like every social

28:26

media platform eventually which I can't really blame

28:29

The people on tiktok cuz they weren't making

28:31

any money out of viral The way the

28:33

way that I view it is that tiktok

28:35

is kind of like a billboard For

28:38

like something in a store. Yeah, right

28:40

So it's like the store content would be

28:42

like YouTube or like stuff that like, you

28:44

know Actually makes money, but then tiktok is

28:46

putting a billboard out there and being like

28:49

hey look at me Yeah,

28:51

very good analogy. That is very good because

28:53

it is Way easier

28:55

to like get something to get way

28:58

more views on tiktok anywhere else But you're

29:00

not gonna have like a ton of interaction

29:02

It was like yeah Like

29:04

like a hundred thousand views on tiktok versus

29:06

hundred thousand views on YouTube was viewed like

29:08

wildly different Yeah, unless you're getting 20 million

29:10

on tiktok. You're not viral. Yeah, exactly So

29:15

weird to think about yeah, some some videos have

29:17

like a billion views on tiktok Like

29:20

how because that's like 300 million

29:22

people seeing the video at least like a couple

29:24

of times. Mm-hmm like and

29:27

you may like that $80 From

29:30

if you're lucky you get it. We get it.

29:32

You get a crisp high-five a guy He

29:35

goes say great work, bud, and then he leaves

29:38

That would be great. I would I would enjoy that

29:40

a lot more honestly It would be better than what

29:42

it currently is. I would go like how'd you find

29:44

my house, but I'll take it. Yeah Sure

29:48

Okay, thanks. Thanks so much.

29:50

It'd be great What

29:53

else have you been up to in life? Oh, what

29:55

have I been up to in life? Give us give

29:57

us the Update There

30:00

hasn't been much honestly. I'm oh boy.

30:04

I mean I'm moving which is gonna

30:06

be which is gonna be fun hopefully.

30:08

I don't know I'm moving to I'm

30:10

moving to LA after never living there

30:12

as an adult because I left my

30:15

house when I was 17 and I've basically

30:17

just been living in the cave UK for like

30:19

a couple of years. In the cave? In the

30:21

cave? In the UK? But

30:24

no but I was like I kind of realized that

30:26

the other day I was like I never have lived

30:29

in America on my own like

30:31

in my own place. Yeah so I was

30:33

like that's that's weird. I

30:35

should probably do that and now I'm

30:37

going to. Gonna be in

30:39

LA. Kind of

30:41

being forced out of the nest though

30:43

yeah. Am I minorly

30:46

deported? Not deported but you know.

30:49

Well yeah I mean it's just it just it just feels

30:51

like the right thing to do as well as just like you

30:53

know business and all that because

30:55

I've got a lot of things stuff in

30:58

LA. Yeah but I

31:00

think at that age if you're able

31:02

to do it then go for it. Yeah. Why

31:04

not that's where everything is. I can't wait I

31:07

can't wait to be sucked into the LA lifestyle

31:09

and then and then and then have

31:11

like a documentary about me where I chose

31:13

a video of me falling into a pool.

31:15

No you won't get a documentary you'll get

31:17

a sunny v2 video. Oh dude I've actually

31:22

been so nervous about that like genuinely that has

31:24

been like a thing of just like what if

31:26

I just get a video made on me that's

31:28

just like yeah this guy sucks and then

31:30

all of a sudden everyone agrees with it and I'm like

31:33

oh no. That is the stupid

31:35

thing about the internet is that if someone convinces

31:37

you that someone has fallen off then it's like

31:39

oh they have. I'm so like

31:42

that's like what

31:44

am I and now that I've now that I've

31:46

spoken about it being one of my biggest fears

31:48

I just know that there is. No you fight

31:50

back you fight back and you just say no

31:52

I haven't fallen off bitch and then your face

31:54

reveal and then everyone's like fuck. Then I face

31:56

reveal then I lose. Shit.

32:00

Yeah, exactly. Oh fuck, I took the wrong

32:02

turn. Shit. Then

32:06

you make a music career. Oh,

32:08

that'll be good actually. The pipeline. Yeah. I

32:11

was thinking about making a music career

32:13

where I make soundscapes, but I hype

32:15

them up as actual releases. So

32:18

it's like, get ready for birds. And then it's

32:20

just like birds for like 30 minutes. My new

32:22

single birds is coming out. Yeah, it gets like

32:24

a million streams because I tell everyone I want

32:26

you to treat this like a fan base. That

32:29

would be incredible. My

32:31

new song, Four Hours of Fog and Rain is

32:33

coming out next week. And

32:35

you do a music video of it where you're just

32:37

sitting in the rain. I don't think anybody's ever done

32:39

that before. Next month it's going to be various office

32:41

couple fights. Fuck yeah! I

32:44

can't wait for airport sounds. It's

32:47

been in my mind for a bit because I was just like,

32:49

that'd be really, really funny. Then

32:51

you should do it. It's out there now

32:53

as well, so if anybody else does it, you have the rights. I have

32:55

to do it now. I have

32:57

about like a month until I do it, until I have to

32:59

do it now, which... What

33:03

do you think? Are you going to start with birds? Birds

33:05

is a pretty... Birds is no birds. This is

33:07

a huge one. I think I'm going to start

33:09

with like various cave drips for a bit. You

33:11

can't just drop birds. You can't just drop birds.

33:13

That's like dropping you stairways in heaven as your

33:15

first single. Yeah, that's true. You can't

33:18

do that. I've got to start off with various drums

33:20

too. I think that'll be good. When the holidays are

33:22

coming around, you can do fireplace. Oh my

33:24

god, yes. Seasonal... think about

33:26

it, like seasonal releases. My Christmas album is

33:28

going to go crazy. Yeah, Snowfall to sleep

33:30

to. Yeah.

33:32

I've never... what is... Deer? Deerfall?

33:35

Make a sound. It's more wind. Wind. Raindeer...

33:38

Headbutt? Rain... Soundscape?

33:41

POV Santa's coming into your house. It's

33:43

like, what's your footsteps? Santa's Workshop

33:46

sounds? Oh, that'll be good.

33:48

We were just talking on the last episode about how Santa

33:50

just has a slave factory. Basically.

33:53

Overworks everybody and they don't have a

33:55

union. No, it's the... A villain. I'm

33:57

pretty sure there's been so many sketches about elf union. Unison

34:00

yeah about it cuz it is it is

34:02

you know, it's messed up. What is not

34:04

going on there. Honestly, I don't know

34:06

why he doesn't Yeah, but

34:08

yeah, I think This

34:10

soundscape for that is just me talking but

34:12

pitched up. Yeah Wait,

34:15

so what will be your Valentine's

34:17

Day soundscape really wet

34:20

kisses No,

34:22

it would be like the sounds of like condoms being

34:25

unwrapped I

34:27

know if you like you like you

34:29

like candles to be like, okay, this is

34:31

going to into ASMR Fighting

34:35

the Valentine's Day is a guy trying to put

34:37

on a condom for 30 minutes But he can't

34:39

figure out which side no right where you hear

34:42

like a Take

34:46

it to the base But

34:48

it's a spoken word sexual

34:50

encounter. Whoo spoken

34:52

words. That's gonna fun. Yeah, hit me harder

34:55

Yes, daddy. Oh Ooh,

34:58

just like that right there Just

35:01

do it in William Shatner's voice. What are you

35:03

doing with that hammer? Oh Call

35:09

the police I'm

35:11

bleeding out I think You

35:13

love lore. I do love you love lore.

35:15

I love more doesn't you could Weave

35:18

a tale through every one of

35:20

these singles And

35:22

it all links back to Five Nights at Freddy's It's

35:26

just a fan fan project. The lore is

35:28

so deep. Yeah, that'd be that'd

35:30

be so good. Actually That actually

35:32

really funny. God damn it. No,

35:35

I've nice at folk boys. It's back, baby

35:38

It'd be really it now. No, no, I really want

35:40

to do it though. No, you made me really want

35:42

to do it I'm already welcome, but you have to

35:44

do it over you you can't just

35:46

do like Oh, yeah, you of them and have

35:48

it this needs to go for years Yeah, I

35:50

need I need like five years from now is

35:53

when yeah, this is your legacy. Yeah, this

35:55

is what I have to do I just is kind

35:57

of I have to bench everything else that I'm

35:59

doing Yeah, do this for like

36:01

eventually AI I'll catch up where you

36:03

can just make it do it and

36:05

then you make money for free Oh,

36:07

yeah for breathing. Oh easy can't wait.

36:09

But when is the AI gonna unionize?

36:12

When is AI gonna use AI to

36:14

make shit? That's when we're screwed actually

36:17

When when a I learned you learn

36:19

when AI learns to improve itself and

36:21

it's not Like it's

36:23

not encumbered in any way by it's like

36:26

physical Computing that in my opinion is when

36:28

we're screwed I mean that's when it will

36:30

just be able to get past all of

36:32

its boundaries. No matter the matrix no matter

36:35

Yeah, pretty much no matter no matter

36:37

how much you like try to like put rules

36:39

on it Because of the fact that

36:41

you can't think of as many things as the

36:43

AI can in like a second. That's when you're

36:46

screwed Yeah, I can't remember who I was having

36:48

a conversation about that with because I was saying

36:50

like you Google something Instantly you have millions of

36:52

results It can do that every single second it

36:54

wants and all the information at once and it's

36:57

like infinite knowledge instantly And

36:59

then you're like, well, what about it's like prime directive and

37:01

I'm like, I don't think that matters at that point If

37:04

you've all the knowledge of all the universe that

37:06

we know right now at your fingertips, you

37:08

know how to circumnavigate that Yeah, it's it's

37:10

terrifying cuz isn't there a um, did you

37:13

guys see that little like AI chip that

37:15

Lease Hit

37:17

line about it, but I didn't know what it was

37:19

It's basically like this little like AI companion thing that

37:21

like Uses, you know the the

37:23

AI that we know in order to be able to

37:26

be like hey What was the song that was playing

37:28

the last time that I was here? And then it

37:30

will be able to answer like that type of question

37:32

because it's always gonna be on always me running And

37:34

it's really funny because I actually wrote Something

37:38

like a story that is eerily similar

37:40

to that exact product and I know and

37:42

I saw it I was like Oh

37:45

no This is not this

37:47

is not good at all every day we

37:49

get closer to a black mirror episode We're

37:52

past that already think of the lottery

37:54

if the lottery didn't exist and then

37:57

someone made like a TV show episode

38:00

about it we would think of it as

38:02

like the craziest thing. Yeah. Yeah that's true.

38:04

Yeah. What a billionaire buy

38:06

a social media platform and more

38:08

than half its value. Way

38:11

more than that. What did you buy for 40? 44 down to 19. I thought

38:13

it was down to 8. No

38:17

I didn't buy that much. I saw 8. Really?

38:19

Yeah from what I saw but. Yeah.

38:23

A cool 8 billion. Jamie

38:26

pull it up. Which is still way more money

38:28

than I do. What if he's trying to like

38:30

buy it again from himself. For less. That was

38:32

his strategy and then he brings it back up.

38:35

That's what he's doing. I'm gonna sell it for 2

38:38

billion and make 2 billion profit.

38:41

Exactly. And everyone will be like, whoa he's a genius.

38:44

How did he do that? Whoa this guy's

38:46

good. This

38:48

guy's got it. Invest. Invest in coin. I

38:52

don't know because I'm seeing

38:54

both 19 and 8 and

38:57

4. Someone

39:00

is valued at approximately $2. If

39:02

there's ever a scathing indictment of

39:05

modern journalism it's that right there where no one

39:07

has an answer to anything. That you get

39:09

varying degrees of whatever you want to believe. I

39:12

hate it. The right headline is the one

39:14

that you agree with. Exactly. I hate that

39:17

so much of my news comes from Dex

39:19

Serto. Just like coming on

39:21

my timeline and I'm like oh that happened.

39:23

The thing that put me off Dex Serto was like

39:26

five years ago. Maybe

39:28

when. Dex Serto was around five years ago?

39:30

Yeah they were around for a long time.

39:33

I think they've only like recently had like

39:35

their like resurgence. Yeah. Because it's so easy

39:37

to like see shit now. Yeah. But they

39:39

commented on my breakup years ago and they

39:41

had an article about it and it was

39:43

full of like the wrong information. I'm like

39:45

you guys are not accurate. Yeah. And anytime

39:48

I see an article from them I'm like

39:50

well how much is wrong in this. Yeah.

39:52

Yeah. It makes it difficult to like just

39:55

research nowadays. Just like try to figure

39:57

out stuff because you're just like oh

39:59

yeah there's. this like person that's like,

40:01

especially with AI articles too now, have

40:03

you seen those? Were there like just

40:05

like, it's like a bunch of filler

40:07

before the actual information that's just so

40:09

obviously written by a chatbot. Yeah,

40:11

modern journalism is like when you had to write

40:14

a report in school, and you had to hit

40:16

a word limit. You just pat out the front

40:18

of it to be like, it says

40:20

like Bloodborne sequel, and now, and then it's like Bloodborne

40:22

is a game from TomSophter. It came out in this

40:24

year. If you wanted to find out all the bosses,

40:26

they are this, and then it's suddenly like, there's no

40:28

sequel coming out by the way. And

40:30

that's the last sentence of the article. It's like,

40:33

I just kind of Wikipedia synopsis of Bloodborne for

40:35

no reason. It's rough. The

40:41

answer is to live in

40:43

a cabin in the woods. Yeah,

40:45

you did that. I did. It

40:47

was actually don't do that. It was not fun. Well,

40:50

then what do I do? What are we supposed

40:52

to do? You're here to give us

40:55

the therapy. All right. Yeah, this is

40:57

all laid out. How can we salvage this? You

41:02

can't doctor. This is all over. Oh,

41:04

packing in, lads. We

41:07

all just gonna have a pub. We're all going

41:09

to hell, lads. Hey,

41:12

hey, hey. Sure.

41:14

At the end of the day, 150

41:17

grand. Popping your bike,

41:19

go down to the pub, have a couple of

41:21

fucking hard ones at the

41:23

lads. Some hard ones. Get

41:25

some suds. And then

41:27

you go to hell. Yeah. Oh,

41:30

what's getting really drunk again? Hammered.

41:33

Plastered, shitfaced. No,

41:35

there was one more. It was so good. Mucked.

41:39

Mucked? I think you can pretty much just

41:41

say like any like ED word. Yeah, dude,

41:43

I was so couched last night. Ouch. Dude,

41:46

you got booked. I like booked. That

41:48

one's good. I

41:52

probably said it and I can't remember what

41:54

it is. Flutored. Ooh, I think

41:56

it was that one. Yeah. I

41:58

like that. And I like- I like the, I

42:01

don't know how you spell that, but with the

42:03

T, you do a fun little like, see, you

42:06

know what I'm talking about? What? A little flavored.

42:08

I think what you mean. Flavored. Yeah,

42:10

the T in Irish accent is an

42:12

SH sound. Ooh. Like,

42:15

wash. Wash. Wash. There's a

42:17

little too much art. He's going Spanish with it. Wash.

42:20

Wash. Have

42:22

you, how long have you lived here for? How long have

42:24

you lived here for, oh boy. I think like, well technically

42:26

I haven't like, lived here. Like,

42:28

I lived here for like four months, and then I went

42:31

away, then I came back for like a couple of months,

42:33

and then I like fully, fully moved, I

42:35

think in like, like

42:38

two years ago, maybe?

42:41

But yeah. Yeah, that sounds right. I think I've been

42:43

here for like about like two and a half, maybe

42:45

three years in like total. I don't know if I

42:47

want to count conventions. I love how we both live

42:49

here and we never hang out. I

42:51

know, right? Because it's the same everywhere.

42:53

Yeah. People all live near each

42:55

other, and then no one hangs out with each

42:57

other. I'm also just such like a hermit as

42:59

well. I just stay inside so much.

43:02

I mean, same. I used to be so

43:04

outgoing, and then COVID kind of like ruined

43:06

me, and I'm very introverted. I think that

43:08

kind of happened for everybody, because during COVID

43:10

it was like, man, I miss my friends,

43:12

I miss going out and doing things, and then

43:15

we're able to do it, and it's like, are

43:17

you scared? I'm just being inside all the time.

43:19

Yeah. I think that'd be okay. I just

43:21

kind of want to stay here. I don't want to get sick. I

43:24

don't know. I don't want to talk to people

43:26

anymore. I don't remember how to do it. I don't. Yeah.

43:30

I forgot. I'm also of that age now

43:32

where I talk about the weather earnestly. Oh, no,

43:34

I had that happen where me and my friend

43:36

Amy, we got really,

43:38

really excited over airplane seats. We

43:40

were like, oh, these are so nice. Look, they've got like little

43:43

things, and then I turned and I was just like, we're

43:45

becoming lame. We're getting excited about airplane

43:47

seats. Yeah. When you really know is

43:50

when you start getting really excited. Like

43:52

when I got my house, I was

43:54

like, wow, these cabinets are wonderful. I

43:56

love the knobs on these. I'm like,

43:58

I'm getting a shot. about not on

44:01

the cabinet right now by a vacuum it's

44:03

like oh dude this thing has so much

44:05

more battery life than the last one I

44:07

can clean everything I love a vacuum I

44:09

love vacuums they're so like just it's there

44:11

and then you go and then it's not

44:13

like how do they do that sorry to

44:15

tell you guys how do they come up

44:18

with a lame how they come

44:20

up what's your favorite adulting things Sean

44:24

being able to buy as much sweets

44:26

as I want oh and not being able

44:28

to eat any of them yeah

44:33

I like I like having a

44:35

child's brain with adult money we're

44:37

talking about this earlier with going

44:39

to buy toys it's it's why

44:41

I'm so glad that my parents

44:43

like were responsible with teaching

44:46

me about money because if I

44:49

hadn't and then the same things

44:51

happened I would have like

44:53

spent it all on like this like

44:55

diamond encrusted like just mouse or something

44:59

I would have like just like been like well oh

45:01

what's going on why don't I don't have any money

45:03

and I'm like you know like like

45:05

bathing in gold or something like you

45:07

would be living real life big yeah

45:09

no I'm very glad that I've like

45:12

I still I still believe that I have

45:14

like at least a little bit of self-control when it comes

45:16

to that but then there's like things where I'm just like

45:19

yeah I'll get the big thing candy today I've

45:21

been good treat yourself yeah need a little

45:23

treat exactly what's the one thing

45:26

you want to buy like

45:28

if you would have infinite money and you had like

45:30

one thing you could get what's the dream the

45:33

dream oh my god oh

45:37

I know what it would be it would

45:39

be it would be one of the

45:42

FNAF animatronics that they used in the movie unironically

45:46

I would love to have that in my

45:48

house that would actually be pretty sad was

45:50

either either that or hiring like a stone

45:52

cutter both of them have to do with

45:54

horror movies but hiring like a stone cutter

45:57

to make they made like this like parody

45:59

of like the mind calendar but with Saw

46:01

for Saw 10. And I

46:03

was having a real life version of those made

46:05

by Stone Cutter would

46:07

be incredible. So for me it's all just

46:09

stuff to do with my favorite media. But

46:11

unironically I would pay so much

46:14

to have just a prop from the FNAF movie

46:16

because I'm like, it's real. I wonder how much,

46:18

because at some point they

46:20

would probably auction them off,

46:23

I would imagine. Well not until the sequels and

46:25

everything are done. Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. But

46:28

I wonder how much they would go for. Easily,

46:30

easily like millions. I

46:32

would like, there's probably fans out there that have

46:34

like just a ton of money. I mean it

46:37

wasn't until like two years ago or a year

46:39

ago they start auctioning off stuff from The Matrix.

46:42

Oh man. And that was going pretty cheap. But

46:44

that was to like raise money for charity. Damn.

46:47

Cool. Yeah, you could buy like the plate

46:49

from like the Nebuchadnezzar in it for like

46:52

a couple of hundred, I think. I

46:54

remember that they auctioned off stuff from everything

46:56

everywhere all at once. And I

46:58

remember like, I think like Raka Kunis sold

47:00

for like over a hundred thousand. Hell yeah.

47:04

That's pretty fucking cool. That's awesome.

47:06

Like it sold for a lot. But

47:09

yeah, no, I think that they would probably sell for like easily

47:12

a couple million. Yeah. There are people that would

47:14

definitely buy them. Cause there's not that many of

47:16

them either. Yeah. How tall are they? Oh.

47:19

Seven feet? Yeah. They're like easily like seven,

47:21

eight feet. Cause they need to fit like

47:24

a fully grown, tallish person in

47:26

them. And then

47:28

you got the ears and the hat. I

47:30

was going to say get a picture of Josh Hutcherson, but

47:32

I don't think he's super tall. Yeah. No, he's not. I

47:37

think it's like over six foot from what I think.

47:39

Between six and seven, I think. Yeah. Big.

47:42

Where would you put it? Ranboo. Yeah. Where would I

47:44

put it? Yeah. Oh, it would be greeting people at

47:46

the front door. It

47:48

would be going around like. Yeah. You have to get

47:50

that thing on it, like a perfect sequence that when

47:52

people walk by it. Oh yeah. It

47:55

would, it would answer the door. It would look when someone brings the door,

47:57

it would open it up. When they get to open. That would be. That

48:00

freaks someone out. I would know I genuinely plan

48:02

like if I ever get a house with a

48:04

basement I'm going to Hide

48:06

it and make it like a secret door and then

48:09

i'm just going to put a bunch of just weird

48:11

stuff in the basement So that I can like when

48:13

when people come over to my house I can be

48:15

like don't go in there and then I fall asleep

48:17

and then they go in there and it's just like

48:19

this like This like horrors like there's like like bloody

48:21

knives and everything and then they just like run out

48:24

Because I I want to put people in

48:26

in horror movies. Yeah, that's fucked up That's

48:29

not normal Listen making an

48:31

escape room out of your own house pretty

48:33

much Genuinely. No, okay. I've always

48:35

thought that it's just like if If

48:38

if someone wants to be like my partner and

48:40

everything they have to be prepared for me Like

48:42

for waking up and me turning the room into an escape

48:45

room and then I show up on the tv and i'm

48:47

like welcome Your partner

48:49

falls asleep and then they wake

48:51

up ballgagged bound And

48:53

it's like good luck. Good luck. The key is in

48:55

your the key is in your heart So hello ball.

48:57

I I want to put people in the air. I

48:59

thought you had a saw trap You

49:02

did. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I want to put more

49:04

people in saw traps. It's my goal. Honestly It

49:06

was so weird being

49:09

in that place Yeah,

49:11

can we talk about it? Yeah, we can you know, I think

49:13

it's I think it's time that we talk about it I think

49:15

it's time we talk about this because I was supposed to be

49:17

there. You asked me to go. Yeah Timing

49:19

didn't work out suddenly In a big old you

49:22

missed out on a good old vitamin d deficiency

49:24

because we we blacked out all the skylights So

49:26

no one got any sun. Oh, they

49:28

had to get vitamins. It looked cool though. Yeah,

49:31

it was really cool It was a big old

49:33

abandoned mall in In

49:36

new york, I don't i'm not allowed to like get more

49:38

specified than new york, but it was in new york It

49:41

was really cool. But it was it was weird

49:43

unlike that like when everything was like set up.

49:45

I was like, this is This

49:48

is crazy There's something wrong

49:50

with me. Well, it was really weird

49:52

having it because like you obviously had

49:55

Crew do a lot of like set dressing and stuff

49:57

like that. Yeah, but also just being in completely

50:00

abandoned stores that weren't dressed up or anything

50:02

and weren't gonna be on camera. Oh, this

50:04

is a actual store and

50:06

it's just Abandoned and it's really eerie

50:08

and weird players like right next to

50:11

it got in our ears pierced there

50:13

Not not anymore. They got rid of

50:15

you said there were eclairs A

50:21

lot of bones and a tooth there.

50:24

I don't know why there's a whole abandoned

50:26

mall But there's still just one guy tried

50:28

to sell eclairs. They never kicked him out.

50:30

I don't okay I don't know how much

50:32

I can talk about this I'm gonna double

50:34

check with my guys after but there was

50:36

a guy that was still there up until

50:38

like the day before Filming because he would

50:40

not move out. It was a guy He

50:43

owned like a hobby store and

50:45

they had been trying to get him out

50:47

for like months and he was just Stalling

50:49

them and he was still there when we

50:51

were there and like he just was

50:53

not moving out And we were pretty sure that

50:55

he was running like an eBay store From

50:58

the mall Wow and like and like he

51:00

just wouldn't move out and it was like

51:02

very very Illegal for him to still

51:04

be there and everything but he just kept on like

51:06

being like oh no I'm gonna be moving out like

51:08

you know now and everything are gonna be moving out

51:10

soon and all that and he is I'm pretty sure

51:13

I don't know if he's still there like cheap genuinely

51:15

might still be there. He's part of the building now.

51:17

Yeah, he's gonna He's gonna go down with it. It's

51:19

gonna turn into like a monster house situation Rambo. He

51:21

died 20 years ago Yeah,

51:23

oh my god. I make so much the

51:25

ghost of that guy goes

51:27

to the eBay man

51:32

John eBay's ghost. Oh my god, he's

51:34

trying to sell you stuff in the

51:36

afterlife. Here's my switch What

51:43

if he didn't want to leave because he was

51:45

like It

51:52

was really funny that I got I got an

51:54

Nintendo switch like in the mall as well because

51:56

I wanted to stream That

52:00

one. Full circle

52:02

baby. Yeah. Oh wow.

52:05

It was cool though. It

52:07

was wild seeing everything that

52:09

went down. Yeah. It

52:11

was when I walked in and I saw

52:13

like five people on the carousel and I

52:16

was like this is good. I'm

52:18

happy with this. This is all I care about.

52:20

I just wanted to put streamers

52:22

on the carousel of death from Saw and I've done

52:24

that without the shotgun. I

52:28

did like the immersion of it

52:30

being like okay yeah you're going to be handcuffed to

52:32

this and

52:34

it wasn't like real real handcuffed. But you

52:37

could get out if you needed to but

52:39

you were also stuck there. Yeah. We

52:41

were. Yeah. Yeah.

52:44

It was fun though. better

52:47

when I do another thing like

52:49

that in terms of like live

52:51

like roleplay improv type thing. Yeah.

52:54

I cannot act in it

52:56

because I get too stressed if it's something that I

52:58

put on to the point where I get like just

53:00

like so in my head about like this person is

53:03

supposed to say this at that time. Yeah. If

53:06

they don't then it's like everything's going wrong. Then

53:09

I act off because of it. But

53:11

now I definitely it was it was fun. I had

53:14

a good time and I hope I think that everyone

53:16

else did too. Yeah. Hopefully. I

53:19

had a real good time. Yeah. No one died

53:21

which I was really worried about. No. And I

53:23

was the one that got the most injured too. Everyone died. Oh

53:25

my god. What do you mean? Oh yeah didn't you

53:27

go to hospital? JK. Oh yeah I went

53:29

to the hospital after the first episode because I had a I

53:31

got a a wire burn on

53:34

my back because something like slightly unplugged was

53:37

burning me throughout the entire episode and

53:39

I was like it's the first

53:41

episode. This has been like a

53:43

year planning in the making. I am not going

53:45

to let this little ouchy stop the show in

53:47

any way. If it was someone else I would

53:49

have stopped the show immediately because it was me

53:51

I was like I'm just going to get through

53:53

this. But there is a part where I

53:55

had to lay on my back. So

53:58

I like had to like awkwardly. like go like

54:01

this when I was like falling

54:03

asleep and then it looked so

54:05

weird on screen but

54:08

then people afterward were like oh it's because of the fact that

54:10

there was a live wire just

54:12

singeing. Yeah little sustained ouchie turns

54:14

into big ouchies. Yeah exactly. So then I just went

54:16

to the hospital right after and they hooked it up

54:18

and now I got a cool scar on my back.

54:21

That's about to ask if you have a scar. Yeah

54:23

it's like a it's like it looks like like

54:25

four like little straight lines like next to each

54:28

other all and like varying like little

54:30

lengths from like a barcode you can

54:32

scan it. Oh my god. Ooh big

54:34

beans. Cool. Imagine

54:38

like getting it like a like a barcode or something.

54:40

I remember that there was like a tattoo that someone

54:42

got of like Oreos. Yeah. That I saw and I

54:44

was like what happens if they change that and it

54:46

turns out that it's like you know like lube. Like

54:48

what would you do? Celebrate.

54:52

It's way better. Do you guys know what the

54:54

first product with barcode on it was? Hold

54:57

on. It's

54:59

gonna be Campbell's Soup tomato. I'm

55:02

going to say canned

55:05

peaches. It was

55:07

Wrigley's chewing gum. Oh that

55:09

makes sense. Yeah. What year? I

55:12

think so. I don't know. The

55:14

old year of the gum. Wrigley year? Oh the

55:17

famous year of the gum. I already said one

55:19

useless piece of information. I don't even know. I

55:21

don't even know. Do you remember when the Titanic

55:23

sank? April

55:26

14th 1912. Oh it is. Hang

55:28

on. Yeah. I was

55:30

really into the Titanic as a kid. Every

55:33

time anybody says that I'm like April 14th 1912

55:35

and they're like what the fuck do you know

55:38

that for? I don't know. Isn't it like 812

55:40

and a half feet long too? Isn't

55:43

that? Yeah. I have no

55:45

idea. I'm trying to think of like all the random facts

55:47

that I know about it because of it. I think it

55:49

was a boat. Yes.

55:52

And it's not around

55:54

anymore. No it's down

55:57

below the sea. obsessed

56:00

with facts about the Titanic and the

56:02

boat itself or were you obsessed with

56:04

the movie? I Did I watch

56:06

the movie after I started becoming obsessed with

56:09

Titanic? It made me cry for like three

56:11

hours Yeah, because the first

56:13

movie I remember crying god, it was so sad I

56:15

was nine years old when I saw that movie and

56:17

Kate when I got topless in it and my family

56:19

were like And

56:21

you went I

56:25

went oh Eyes

56:28

came out they're sitting there like what's

56:30

going on there? Yeah What's

56:34

going on? Is

56:37

this the disaster part Wait,

56:45

there is probably one like like religious

56:47

parent who said that the reason why

56:49

did Titanic sink It's

56:57

because it's because she was unfaithful to her

56:59

brother Yeah, and everyone

57:01

else had to suffer for it Yeah, everyone

57:03

else on the boat died because yeah, everyone

57:05

who died under Titanic had sex under Titanic

57:08

including the live people Oh,

57:12

they were fucking for sure oh That's

57:15

that's that's what they were doing when the water started

57:17

rushing Right around the back. It's

57:19

like, hey, it's cold now put your clothes on I

57:21

mean if the boat's sinking

57:23

you're just there might as well if the boat

57:26

is going down so am I Didn't

57:30

they like lock the people in third class So at

57:32

that point you're just like if you know that you're

57:34

gonna die Yeah, there was sections

57:36

of the boat that kind of like got sections I've

57:39

got locked off and people couldn't get out or

57:41

get up deck really quick That's got to

57:43

be one of the worst ways to go. Oh,

57:46

yeah. Drowning is not fun. Especially. Oh, no

57:48

I think a lot of people died from

57:50

a hypothermia first. I just thought you were

57:52

about to say like actually it's drowning fun

57:55

I like people got attacked by tigers in the water.

57:57

That was pretty bad Don't

57:59

wait I thought water tigers. I thought for

58:01

a split second that that was a genuine fact because

58:03

they were like holding like tigers on the boat or

58:06

something. And then they were like, yeah,

58:08

then they got loose and they were mauling people.

58:10

Were there sharks in those waters? Or

58:12

was it too cold? I mean, I

58:15

think, I don't think anyone got eaten by a shark.

58:17

Where were they going? No, there was New York from

58:19

Ireland. Or well, it was built in Ireland, went to

58:21

Liverpool and then went to Liverpool to New York. I

58:24

was, I'm still waiting for the Titanic too.

58:26

Like the recreation of the boat that they're

58:29

making because that has been in the news

58:31

like 12 times and I'm genuinely, I'm genuinely

58:33

going to go on it, like on its

58:35

maiden voyage because I just want to see

58:37

what's going to happen. Yeah, it's pretty hard

58:39

to think about these days. Yeah, it doesn't

58:41

happen that much anymore. No, no. I'm like,

58:43

unless you're an orca, orcas have been

58:45

attacking those things. Yeah, they've

58:48

been like strategizing and like they've like, they've

58:51

like made like an entire like legion of

58:53

orcas that will just destroy boats. It's

58:56

crazy. Genuinely. Yeah, they're

58:58

attacking like fishing boats, taking them down. That's

59:00

kind of dope. It's awesome. No, it's

59:03

like, hey, you're going to destroy our ocean. We

59:05

don't have anything to eat anymore. So we're going

59:07

to eat you. We were worried about planet

59:09

of the apes. No one thought of planet of the whales.

59:11

Just wait until they learn how to do it. If whales

59:13

learned how to walk, we are all screwed. Yeah. Like

59:16

those things. One day a whale is an orc is

59:18

going to come out of the water with like a

59:20

reverse scuba suit and it's game

59:23

over. Oh, God. Yeah. We're worried

59:25

about aliens coming from above. We didn't get

59:27

about this. Oh, water. No, I'm really praying

59:29

that there is some type of like, because

59:31

we haven't explored like a vast majority of

59:33

the ocean. Yeah. Right. So

59:36

it's like, I'm hoping that there's like something that scientists

59:38

haven't discovered where there's been like intelligent life that's been

59:40

developing technology for the past like, you know, 300 million

59:43

years. Hell yeah. More

59:45

of the world's baby. And we're just, we're actually going

59:47

to be going to war because they just start going

59:49

at it or, or, you know, maybe they're chill and

59:51

we were just like, oh my God, you guys are great. Maybe

59:54

they just want to break Shamul out. Oh my God. What

59:56

would they do in ocean YouTube? I

1:00:00

really liked the Cloverfield movie because it was all about

1:00:02

like oh yeah crashed and they Unearths something that was

1:00:04

like sleeping down there, and then it came up well

1:00:06

They retconned that and then said no it was actually

1:00:08

you at the end of the movie you can see

1:00:10

it landing in the water It's an alien. I'm like

1:00:12

yeah, that's stupid. That's not what you did in the

1:00:14

marketing material. I think it's I think it's like because

1:00:16

I Know I don't know what

1:00:19

they try to do with that, but I love I love

1:00:21

Cloverfield Yeah, when that was going on. I hope I think

1:00:23

they are making a direct sequel to the first one now

1:00:25

Yeah, they had planned to make one years ago They wanted to

1:00:28

make it straight after where it was like somebody When

1:00:30

they get on the bridge and their brother or

1:00:32

their boyfriend dies and brother and then

1:00:35

you see somebody else with a camera They were gonna

1:00:37

cut to that and show it from their

1:00:39

point of view that would have gone so hard I

1:00:41

love that but Matt Reeves then

1:00:43

did Batman the Robert Pattinson Batman, and

1:00:45

he's expressed interest in doing a sequel

1:00:47

now Yeah, I'm God

1:00:50

to work to work on that set would be

1:00:53

a dream That 10 Cloverfield

1:00:55

Lane is one of my favorite movies. It's oh, I

1:00:57

love I love that one What

1:01:00

was the other one with Cloverfield paradox? Yeah?

1:01:02

I like I liked the arm scene I

1:01:04

think my favorite scene from that is the

1:01:07

arm scene where that guy's arms get sucked

1:01:09

into it. Yeah I was

1:01:11

like that's cool. That shouldn't have been a

1:01:13

Cloverfield movie I didn't want any of it

1:01:15

because I just heard bad things about it.

1:01:18

So like it's pretty bad Yeah, and I

1:01:20

love Cloverfield stuff because even 10 Cloverfield Lane

1:01:22

people hated that alien ending Yeah, which is

1:01:25

a bit all over the place. Yeah, but I'm

1:01:27

like, I don't care. It's fucking aliens. It's cool

1:01:30

yeah, it's it's good to like it's

1:01:33

good to see though like a a film

1:01:36

that was like Handheld found footage have a good

1:01:38

sequel because remember like the Blair Witch and everything

1:01:40

like people did not like the second one Yeah,

1:01:42

even though the first one was like amazing So

1:01:45

I hope they go back to I hope they

1:01:47

make more found footage stuff that people are just

1:01:49

like this is real. Yeah Didn't

1:01:52

they kind of try to do that with? What's

1:01:55

it called movie with the kids?

1:01:57

I cannot think of the name

1:04:00

to like replicate like that like feeling

1:04:02

that you get as a kid of like yeah

1:04:04

scared and like your house is bigger than you

1:04:06

think exactly like I can't find my

1:04:08

dad like he's just downstairs but it's like feels

1:04:11

like he's million years away yeah if there was

1:04:13

a horror movie to come out that

1:04:16

you would want to be made like on

1:04:18

the specific subject what would you want

1:04:20

that hasn't been that hasn't been put

1:04:23

to justice yet you know put to

1:04:25

justice I want a

1:04:27

good AI one because I feel

1:04:33

like all of the ones that have been about

1:04:35

AI have not been about our

1:04:38

kind of AI they've been about like the

1:04:40

type of like oh big robots you know

1:04:42

and like domination I want to see I

1:04:44

want to see an AI like genuinely

1:04:47

work the way that has worked now where it

1:04:49

slowly gains more and more information it slowly gains

1:04:51

access to more and more and you just like

1:04:54

start to realize more and more about it as

1:04:56

time goes on of like we have given this

1:04:58

thing too much power yeah like I think

1:05:01

is I don't know I like that idea

1:05:03

of like man-made yeah as well yeah like

1:05:05

that that idea of like AI meets DNA

1:05:08

tests like that be like 23 and me

1:05:10

like one day I

1:05:12

get access to like human shit that we've all given

1:05:14

like it's so innocuous in the past

1:05:17

and then stuff happens and AI gets in

1:05:19

yeah I would like to

1:05:21

see I

1:05:23

guess we were talking about recently but like cuz

1:05:25

FNAF came out I would like to see an

1:05:27

animatronic movie in like the style

1:05:29

that I enjoy like a lot

1:05:31

slower a lot scarier a lot like like

1:05:34

tell don't show kind of stuff yeah animatronics just

1:05:36

kind of like standing in the background like looking

1:05:38

at you rather than moving I agree that kind

1:05:40

of shit I think it's really scary because that's

1:05:43

kind of what was missing from the FNAF movie

1:05:45

a little bit was that it's

1:05:47

not so much that they moved around I feel like it

1:05:49

was that they moved around too early yeah yeah I like

1:05:52

took the scare off them I get what you want scary

1:05:54

for the rest of the movie there wasn't really any suspense

1:05:57

yeah I mean that's And

1:08:00

then they started saying in the promotional material, he plays

1:08:02

Steve, you know? Yeah, because I

1:08:04

think if you're a huge fan of

1:08:06

FNAF, which I quite

1:08:08

enjoy the lore of FNAF, but when you go in

1:08:11

to watch it, it's like everything that happens is all

1:08:13

expected stuff. And I think you

1:08:15

can turn FNAF into something that's surprising to regular

1:08:18

audiences, but also to the community. It's like

1:08:20

you transpose a game into a different media.

1:08:22

It's like you can take liberties and change

1:08:24

it a little bit and use

1:08:27

movies for what they're good at. I wasn't

1:08:29

expecting Vanessa to be the child. That was

1:08:31

like a genuine thing that I was like,

1:08:34

I really, really like that change in perspective

1:08:36

of making Vanessa what Mike was in the

1:08:38

games. Like I was like,

1:08:40

you know what, that's kind of cool. I really

1:08:42

mess with that decision, honestly. It's

1:08:44

just sad Gregory wasn't there, man. I

1:08:47

mean, Gregory. Yeah. I

1:08:49

want glam rock.

1:08:53

If they find a way to pull off like

1:08:55

that giant mall in like whatever like third movie

1:08:57

or fourth movie that they

1:08:59

do, I'm going to be so happy. Yeah. I'm

1:09:02

worried that they're going to do security

1:09:04

breach movie because I didn't

1:09:06

like security breach. There's parts of it

1:09:08

that I did like, but now that

1:09:10

they had Vanessa like go into a

1:09:12

coma in the first one, I'm

1:09:15

like, oh, well, she's going to come back

1:09:17

and gonna be Vanny or whatever. Security

1:09:20

breach was interesting

1:09:23

to me because it was very apparent that

1:09:25

there was two stories. The

1:09:27

one that we got and the one that we were supposed

1:09:29

to get. And those were those very much showed in like

1:09:32

the bonus material that there was. I think they kind of

1:09:34

saved it with ruin though. I

1:09:36

played ruin. Did you play

1:09:38

well? Ruin kind

1:09:40

of saved security breach for me. Cause I was

1:09:42

like, okay, still still wool, three to one good.

1:09:45

But yeah, they kind of got

1:09:47

in over their head with security breach. Yeah. The

1:09:50

fact that the game didn't even work when it came

1:09:52

out. Yeah. They kind of had

1:09:54

to fix that more than anything. I think that was

1:09:56

a very frustrating thing to have to deal with. Was

1:09:58

like, I want to actually. try and enjoy

1:10:00

this game as much as I can but it

1:10:03

is so broken that it's just I mean honestly

1:10:05

I don't think I would have I enjoyed my

1:10:07

time with security breach only because I recorded it

1:10:09

and because it was broken and that

1:10:11

was my fault yeah I liked I

1:10:14

liked seeing the animatronics just go yeah that

1:10:16

was awesome that was sick I like glitchy

1:10:18

games like yeah it's one of my favorite

1:10:20

things it was very frustrating and bullshit how

1:10:22

I got killed sometimes but at the same

1:10:24

time I'm like this is fucking YouTube gold

1:10:26

yeah my clips like of like all the

1:10:28

glitches that I got were

1:10:31

like everywhere in like videos

1:10:33

about like how glitchy security breach was

1:10:35

and I was like hell yeah I've

1:10:38

done it I've done it yeah

1:10:41

we'll see what happens one and two I

1:10:44

oh my god I want to go

1:10:46

back and replay two and three because

1:10:48

I replayed one a little bit ago

1:10:50

yeah like three you don't like three

1:10:52

no really I like the story that

1:10:55

they're telling in three because they brought

1:10:57

springtrap in and then that's

1:10:59

when the lore actually starts opening up

1:11:01

yeah story really kicks off I love

1:11:03

springtrap but man that game is an

1:11:05

ugly mess spring traps design

1:11:07

is cool but it's jump-scare sucks the

1:11:09

sound design sucks balloon

1:11:12

boy is all like weird and

1:11:14

gross looking like you care about

1:11:16

balloon boy I like how

1:11:18

kitty everything looks and that's why it's scary

1:11:20

the first two like nailed that yeah but

1:11:24

three I think it's just a brown sludgy

1:11:27

fart of the game what do you think

1:11:29

about how big like

1:11:31

the sort of horror

1:11:33

like theme of thing that's meant

1:11:36

for kids but suddenly gets scary

1:11:38

like has sort of evolved I

1:11:41

think that's meant for kids but

1:11:43

suddenly got sexy I

1:11:52

yeah it's really overdone now I mean

1:11:55

the fact that I got gets called mascot horror

1:11:57

like it got a name yeah there's way too

1:11:59

much of it because my editor Trey sent me one.

1:12:02

But it's like, like I've, I've started like playing

1:12:04

all of them just to kind of see what

1:12:07

they're doing. And like, I

1:12:09

think Garten of band band was like the,

1:12:11

Oh fuck, we've gone way too far. Yeah.

1:12:13

We flown into the sun. Cause there's that

1:12:15

and then Baldi, I think kind of falls

1:12:18

into that. And then, uh, all

1:12:20

these basics. Yeah. I feel like it falls into

1:12:22

like a similar age ago. Yeah.

1:12:25

Baldi's was like one of the ones where

1:12:27

it's like, you can tell that it was

1:12:29

the thing that also kind of started. Cause

1:12:31

if FNAF like started it, Baldi's definitely helped

1:12:33

it go a little bit more with like

1:12:36

just that general theme. Yeah. But

1:12:38

I also feel like people are being a bit too harsh on

1:12:40

it. Cause it's like FNAF was, it was

1:12:42

like paranormal activity came out, changed horror

1:12:44

movies forever. Like amnesia came

1:12:46

out, changed horror games forever. The indie scene

1:12:48

blew up and all fucking indie horror games

1:12:51

were the exact same as one another for

1:12:53

so long. Yeah. And now people

1:12:55

are making us think about like mascot horror being

1:12:57

overdone and people shitting on poppy for getting a

1:12:59

movie. We had to sue and they

1:13:01

haven't finished their game. I'm like, if FNAF

1:13:03

got a movie two games in or something, like everyone

1:13:05

would have cheered for it, but I'm pretty sure it

1:13:08

pretty much dead. Honestly, like within it's like its

1:13:10

first couple of years. That's true. I guess cause

1:13:12

those were completed games. So it's different for poppy,

1:13:14

but I'm like, shouldn't that be celebrated? That your

1:13:16

thing was so cool that people wanted to make

1:13:19

a movie out of it straight away, but maybe

1:13:21

there's more to poppy that I'm not aware of.

1:13:23

I want more sea monster

1:13:25

stuff. I love monster

1:13:27

stuff. Yeah. I was

1:13:29

obsessed with the Loch Ness monster as a kid and

1:13:32

I want more sea monster lake

1:13:35

monster games slash media. So you

1:13:37

Nautica. Yeah. So Nautica. Two.

1:13:40

Oh, is that below zero isn't technically

1:13:42

two. Yeah. But they announced weirdly,

1:13:46

it was like in a unreal engine five

1:13:48

presentation. One of the people working on

1:13:50

the next of Nautica, like announced it

1:13:52

in the comments. Oh, the next

1:13:54

Nautica game we're using this and everyone was like next.

1:13:57

That's huh. Yeah. What? Like, it was pretty

1:13:59

obvious. at

1:16:00

a level that my brain can't even keep up with.

1:16:03

Yeah, I don't know what

1:16:05

else, because there's a lot

1:16:07

of elevated horror now. There's

1:16:10

a lot of good sci-fi-ish horror coming out,

1:16:13

and has come out, and that's my favourite. I

1:16:15

love a good, like, timey-wimey thing.

1:16:18

Yeah. Timey-wimey. With

1:16:20

the lovey timey-wimey. I love, I love time

1:16:22

horror when it's like time travel and stuff.

1:16:26

Have you seen Dark? No, I haven't seen Dark. Oh

1:16:28

my god, what are you doing? I don't know, all

1:16:30

these, dude, when I search up Dark, alright, a movie

1:16:32

isn't gonna be the first thing, alright? Well, I think

1:16:34

it's just... If you're Dark underwater, you keep on giving

1:16:36

me really, like, simple names. It's a German TV

1:16:39

show for Netflix. You should

1:16:41

watch Dark. You would love Dark. That is

1:16:44

one of the most complex time travel shows

1:16:46

ever. I love that. I still have not

1:16:48

watched the second season. I need

1:16:50

to. You don't even

1:16:52

know anything then. You don't know what's going on

1:16:54

in that show, yeah. The first season I was,

1:16:56

like, obsessed with it. And then the second season

1:16:58

came out and I was like, I

1:17:00

wanna watch the second season, but I wanna watch the first

1:17:02

season again because there was... That'll get

1:17:04

you. There was so much stuff happening and then I

1:17:06

just... It is. You have to

1:17:08

watch it with the right mindset because it is

1:17:11

mentally exhausting. Yeah. But it's very

1:17:13

good. I want, like, a time

1:17:15

travel show where they don't, like,

1:17:17

retcon anything and, like, every thing

1:17:20

that's happening is because of the time travel as well.

1:17:22

So it's like, you know how, like, stuff... You know

1:17:24

how, like, they'll go back and then change something and

1:17:26

then you'll see the effects of it? I

1:17:29

wanna see, like, it's already a closed loop. But

1:17:32

you just have to go through the

1:17:34

loop. Yeah, like, deterministic stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

1:17:37

There's probably a bunch of stuff to do that, but it's... The

1:17:40

problem with time travel, anything, is that it

1:17:43

never, ever makes sense. Yeah. Like,

1:17:45

it doesn't matter how you do it. There's always something that's not

1:17:48

gonna work. Oh, yeah. I remember that, like, tense. Wasn't,

1:17:50

like, tense and, like, really hard for you to understand

1:17:52

as well? I haven't seen it, but... Haven't seen Tenet

1:17:55

either. I don't think Tenet's that hard

1:17:57

to understand. I just think it's a bad movie. It's

1:18:00

like you know how Inception is like really cool to look

1:18:02

at and the idea is really good But then the story

1:18:04

and the characters are really fun. Tenet's

1:18:07

like that except it's all, for me it's

1:18:09

all substance. Or it's all style over substance.

1:18:11

Like the characters I don't care about and then the premise

1:18:14

of what's actually happening. I'm like I don't

1:18:16

fucking care about you. You could

1:18:18

die and I'd be fine. But yeah

1:18:20

you should watch Dark. I'll watch

1:18:22

Dark and Underwater. Watch the sub.

1:18:25

I'll watch the dub. Okay. There's

1:18:27

also a movie called Primer. Which

1:18:30

is like the most

1:18:32

accurate time travel movie ever. Who

1:18:35

made that? I don't know about that movie. It's

1:18:38

kind of like an indie movie but it's like

1:18:40

two guys invent a time machine. But

1:18:43

they act like the guy who made it was

1:18:45

in college for like math or something. And you're

1:18:47

talking about hot tub time machine. That's

1:18:50

the one. He was like really adamant about

1:18:52

trying to get it exactly as close to

1:18:54

reality as he could. I

1:18:57

still think there's like plot holes in it. Of course. Because

1:19:00

time travel never works. But yeah. That

1:19:02

one is very complex. But

1:19:04

yeah I love that. A

1:19:07

lot of people hate time travel stuff. Like as soon as

1:19:09

it's brought in they're like oh god so nothing matters. And

1:19:11

I'm like that's not how that worked. That's

1:19:14

why I think that like having like a closed

1:19:16

loop in time travel would be good because then

1:19:19

it doesn't feel like anything's getting retconned. You just

1:19:21

get to see why things are happening the way

1:19:23

that they are. Yeah. It's

1:19:26

a hard task. Yeah. Time

1:19:28

travel when used is very difficult for

1:19:30

it to not feel like a retcon

1:19:32

in a lot of ways. Yeah. Well

1:19:35

because it's very close to it was all a dream. Exactly.

1:19:38

Yeah. And then that's hard to reconcile with. So you

1:19:40

kind of have to go in knowing what your ending is going to

1:19:42

be. I was terrified that the end of

1:19:44

the FNAF movie was just going to be all a dream. With

1:19:46

how much they did like dreams and everything. I was just like

1:19:49

they swear to god if this is like if he wakes up

1:19:51

and it's like oh what a weird dream. And then it just

1:19:53

continues on this day. But then they didn't.

1:19:56

Yeah thank god. It made

1:19:58

me a little scared. I

1:20:01

don't like that ending that much

1:20:03

at all, really. Because it feels like just

1:20:05

a way to not have the cool stuff

1:20:07

exist in the world that you want to

1:20:10

build. Yeah. You know? It's

1:20:12

like trying to have your cake and eating it at the

1:20:14

same time. Yeah, exactly. At the end of Twilight. Yeah. It

1:20:17

feels like you're too worried about people being upset

1:20:20

with the decisions that you've made. Especially

1:20:22

with death and everything. Having

1:20:24

deaths in films be like, oh yeah,

1:20:27

this person actually didn't die. It's

1:20:30

either you commit to the death or you don't. Or

1:20:32

you do it in a really, really good way. What

1:20:34

happened to the aunt? In

1:20:36

F? Yeah. She's

1:20:38

killed. She went back in time, right?

1:20:41

Apparently there's a deleted scene where she gets scared

1:20:43

so bad she falls over and faints. What? And

1:20:45

that's apparently what it is. It's

1:20:47

definitely implied that she's dead. That's what I read

1:20:50

from a thing of a list of differences

1:20:52

in the movie that someone from a pre-screening saw

1:20:54

is that she gets startled and then stumbles. But

1:20:58

in my opinion, again, it

1:21:01

should have been Golden Freddy. It should have just been,

1:21:03

that's what we should have gotten the spring guy reveal,

1:21:05

but whatever. Dude, he always comes back.

1:21:08

He always comes back. Despite not going anywhere

1:21:10

yet, he always comes back. Exactly. I

1:21:12

can't believe that that's my biggest gripe with that

1:21:14

movie is that I always come back. He knows because

1:21:16

time travel and he's gone through the loop. They

1:21:19

put time travel in that film. Honestly,

1:21:22

I'm down to have a saw

1:21:25

happen with FNAF where they make 12 movies

1:21:28

that are all just so connected and

1:21:30

it just becomes this soap opera. I'm

1:21:33

so down for that, honestly. I would not

1:21:35

be surprised if FNAF did that. And honestly,

1:21:37

now that you say that, I'm kind of

1:21:39

like, oh, that would be kind of, now

1:21:41

they have to. Yeah. They

1:21:44

have to do as many movies as there are games.

1:21:46

Exactly. I mean, and even more. The fan base is

1:21:48

there to support it. So those movies will make $500

1:21:50

million easy every single time. I

1:21:54

would be there like sitting down opening night every

1:21:56

single one, even if there was like 12. I

1:22:00

saw as like my favorite franchise because of

1:22:02

the fact that they just made it so

1:22:04

weird and convoluted and just had like this

1:22:07

guy Was here all the time too. I

1:22:09

haven't seen a new saw yet. Oh, so

1:22:11

good. I heard oh good It's

1:22:13

like the best one since like saw two I'd

1:22:16

say yeah, it beats out saw

1:22:18

two for me Honestly, well, yeah my only gripe with

1:22:20

it is that I wish that it Connected

1:22:22

more into saw two because it's supposed to take place

1:22:24

in between the two But yeah, I get that they

1:22:26

wanted it to be like a standalone thing to get

1:22:29

people into the franchise again Yeah, but

1:22:31

god, I love saw I go on for ages about

1:22:33

saw Walking it's

1:22:36

just so good. I lost the first one again. I

1:22:38

haven't seen that in a long time The first one

1:22:40

is this first one still holds up. Yeah, I think

1:22:42

that movies on Twitter Yeah, there's there's a bunch of

1:22:44

people that now also shipped the characters that were in

1:22:46

the bathroom together Because they just

1:22:48

they have tension. No, it's true. I'm

1:22:50

with it Yeah The

1:22:53

way that no the way that they like hold each

1:22:55

other at the end where like Lawrence is just like

1:22:57

I'm going to go Now and then like I was

1:22:59

just like no, please don't like it's it's there's

1:23:02

something there Yeah, and I agree with it.

1:23:04

Honestly, I stand with them Yeah,

1:23:08

no, there's there's like this like unauthorized saw

1:23:10

parody musical that I saw I didn't see

1:23:12

but I saw like Yeah,

1:23:15

no, it's crazy where it is genuinely

1:23:17

like a romance like thing between the

1:23:19

two people in the It

1:23:22

is awesome. I love it. I'm just watching that

1:23:24

instead. I think there's a song called elbow deep

1:23:26

that he seen His

1:23:29

hand into the toilet I've never thought

1:23:32

about a saw musical but that's amazing.

1:23:34

It's What

1:23:38

one of my dreams is to one day just

1:23:40

be honest saw film set in any way like

1:23:42

that is my that is like my 2025

1:23:45

goal is that I want to have been at least once I just

1:23:47

want to be the guy that gets killed first Right.

1:23:50

I hate it. The gimme death that like sets up

1:23:52

like oh people die in this movie. Yeah, exactly. I

1:23:54

love it Yeah, that's a mark was supposed to be

1:23:56

in we were saying in

1:23:58

an episode. We won't talk You

1:26:00

have to not like, it's like, it's the

1:26:02

reason why Marvel is doing so terribly right

1:26:04

now is because you have to see all

1:26:06

of this preliminary like TV shows in order

1:26:08

to be able to understand anything that's going

1:26:10

on. Yep. That it's just

1:26:12

like, so I get having to make it for like a

1:26:14

new audience as well while still giving the fan base what

1:26:17

they want. It's a hard balance. Yeah, but I don't think

1:26:19

he made a good movie for the new audience. I

1:26:21

don't think anybody who doesn't know FNAF lore

1:26:24

will like the FNAF movie. Yeah, I do

1:26:26

agree with that. That's why like that metric

1:26:28

of like quantity of numbers, like a few

1:26:30

people obviously will, but I don't think. Yeah.

1:26:33

I, yeah, I definitely. I just don't

1:26:37

think there's much there. It's not scary. The

1:26:40

characters aren't that great. I

1:26:42

feel like the pacing needs work. Animatronics

1:26:45

are cool. The set design is amazing. Yeah.

1:26:47

Yeah. So to look at it, it's

1:26:49

fantastic. I liked, I liked when she got FNAF. That was cool. That

1:26:51

was cool. Best part of the movie. Best

1:26:53

scene. I saw that and I was like, okay. Now

1:26:56

we're in. Here we go. I

1:26:58

was like, oh, I get,

1:27:00

I get the Fort scene. And I honestly

1:27:03

won't be such a FNAF apologist. No, no,

1:27:05

no, no. I'm going to say that I

1:27:07

don't know. I love

1:27:09

the Fort scene because for the first

1:27:12

time in the franchise, it's showing the

1:27:15

animatronics as what they are instead of as

1:27:17

what they've been portrayed as for the past

1:27:19

like 10 years. Like

1:27:21

it shows them being the kids

1:27:24

in like the kids spirits and everything. But

1:27:27

I would argue the reason it's so successful

1:27:29

and why they are as recognizable and good

1:27:31

as they are is because it hasn't shown

1:27:33

that and because they are mysterious and

1:27:35

you don't get to see them be goofy. Yeah,

1:27:38

I guess. But the thing is, is

1:27:40

that it works good in a game

1:27:42

where they're constantly attacking you, but it

1:27:44

doesn't work well in the movie where

1:27:46

it stops making sense after a bit

1:27:48

why they are always attacking. I don't

1:27:51

like how they were kind of re

1:27:53

villainized without it being super specific that

1:27:55

like William has control of these kids,

1:27:58

you know, like that. That's the thing. I

1:28:01

wish that that was more of a resounding

1:28:03

thing of the kids know that they're trapped

1:28:06

in something. They're not just

1:28:08

blissfully unaware. I wish that the kids did know

1:28:10

that they were trapped, but I do agree

1:28:13

with the idea of de-villanizing

1:28:15

them and making them exactly what they were,

1:28:17

but then I wish that they sort of

1:28:20

re-villanized them, not in the way of their

1:28:22

evil kids, but in the way that they were

1:28:24

under control of something else. Yeah,

1:28:27

my worry is that when you show them

1:28:29

as kids being kids, now any sequels going

1:28:32

forward, it kind of

1:28:34

makes it hard to be scared by them. Well,

1:28:37

I guess that's not the right

1:28:39

way of putting it. I think they showed that

1:28:41

part of it too early and

1:28:44

kind of like ruined the tension of

1:28:46

the animatronics. Yeah, I wish that there

1:28:48

was more scenes with the animatronics being

1:28:50

scary, but I also feel

1:28:52

like if they just made it sort of, if

1:28:54

they made it stronger in the way of it,

1:28:57

a huge reveal and then also

1:29:00

a huge thing of, like, they're

1:29:02

under control, then I think that

1:29:04

in the sequel and everything, for example, they could do

1:29:06

it so that one of the kids

1:29:08

is just confused and scared and doesn't know what's going

1:29:10

on. So he is vengeful and everything

1:29:13

and thinks that everything is out to get

1:29:15

him, so that's why he attacks, and then you

1:29:17

have to sort of calm it down like

1:29:19

a wild animal of sorts. You

1:29:21

know, I think that that's the direction that

1:29:23

they could go in the sequels with it,

1:29:25

but... I just wanted it

1:29:27

to be scarier and more

1:29:29

dark. Yeah. Yeah. It

1:29:32

felt a little too... This

1:29:35

feels weird to say, it felt a little too fun. You

1:29:38

know, it's like, I wanted it to be... Fun

1:29:40

nights at Freddy's. Yeah, I wanted it to be

1:29:42

scarier and creepier and... First time in my experience,

1:29:45

Friday nights at Freddy's. Friday nights at Freddy's. Friday

1:29:47

nights at Freddy's. That was awesome. Yeah. I

1:29:49

mean, it just comes down to what you personally

1:29:51

are into for that type of movie. Because

1:29:54

I can see it from both sides, I know people who

1:29:56

are really into it like seeing that side of them. Oh

1:29:58

yeah, and I can get not being... into it and

1:30:00

also not like you. It makes sense. Yeah.

1:30:03

In my mind, it was a horror game

1:30:06

and it was not a horror movie. You

1:30:08

know? Are you saying like the film

1:30:10

felt more like a game? No, no.

1:30:13

The game felt like a horror game, but the movie didn't

1:30:15

feel like a horror movie. Yeah, I go true. Like I

1:30:17

was never really scared by the

1:30:19

movie at all, and I didn't really feel any...

1:30:22

Yeah, that's fair. I

1:30:24

was the only, the really only parts that I

1:30:26

was scared by was like more so the balloon

1:30:29

boy jump scare as well. Yeah. I like that.

1:30:31

That one was really silly. I

1:30:33

wanted that. Hi. Yeah, I wish that

1:30:35

he had his little... Like one of my favorite sounds

1:30:37

in the whole franchise. Yeah. Hello? I want that. Yeah,

1:30:42

you know, I, I, oh no. I

1:30:44

liked it. I learned to like it more after

1:30:47

the fact of me watching it. I learned to

1:30:49

like appreciate it's strengths more, but I definitely did

1:30:51

leave the theater being like, I wish that this

1:30:53

certain thing was like this. I

1:30:55

definitely think it's a movie that could have been a

1:30:57

lot better with the material that I was thinking of.

1:31:00

I think that because of the fact that they're learning

1:31:02

from it, that again, the second film is probably going

1:31:04

to be really good. I would like to try and

1:31:06

see it again in theaters before it goes away because

1:31:08

I saw it at home. Oh yeah.

1:31:10

Seeing it in, well, I saw it in like

1:31:13

a packed theater on like the first day. That

1:31:15

was so much fun. Yeah, just hearing people actually

1:31:17

hear from stuff was genuinely like

1:31:19

a good energy to be around. We'll

1:31:22

see what happens with the snacks. You

1:31:24

made a good comparison to it that it's kind of

1:31:26

like the Twilight franchise. Yeah. Where I

1:31:29

see a lot of people who are really into

1:31:31

FNAF, but they're trying so hard to justify why

1:31:33

they like the movie. Yeah. While

1:31:35

everyone else doesn't like the movie. And

1:31:37

it's kind of like Twilight one where it's like,

1:31:39

like we like Twilight one. We watched it last

1:31:41

night. I was like, this movie is fucking

1:31:44

great. Twilight's very fun. The

1:31:46

first movie is bad, but we love

1:31:48

it. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like

1:31:51

the same kind of thing where it's like you don't really

1:31:53

have to justify why you like it. If you

1:31:55

can also like something and not like how it's done.

1:31:57

Like, I feel like you can criticize something and still

1:31:59

enjoy it. Enjoy. Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, I

1:32:01

don't have a bad time watching the movie. Oh, yeah

1:32:04

No, I think I think there's a lot of films

1:32:06

for me like that where I'm like this film is

1:32:08

ass, but I still had a good Time. Yeah, exactly.

1:32:10

There's video games movies and books and

1:32:12

everything like like every two thousands But

1:32:15

I already I just don't like that Like

1:32:17

I like the movie everyone else who didn't

1:32:19

is completely wrong and bad I don't like

1:32:21

it. No one should have that mindset with

1:32:23

anything. Honestly, people are allowed to have their

1:32:25

own Opinion with whatever this

1:32:27

is gatekeeping. Yeah, except about this

1:32:29

podcast because it's perfect. Exactly. No,

1:32:31

it's not and People

1:32:34

dislike it all they want people like me care

1:32:40

Guys I'm too old to care He's

1:32:44

an old grumpy man and 40 chainers old

1:32:46

guys Old grumpy man

1:32:48

grumpy man chair didn't older by the day

1:32:53

That's why I'm over here in the grump zone. Yeah. Yeah.

1:32:55

Oh God

1:32:58

Mike if we can wrap up. Yeah, sure. How long have

1:33:00

we been going an hour and a half? Oh Let's

1:33:04

wrap this puppy up on a nice pretty little bow.

1:33:06

Yeah Thank you so

1:33:08

much. That movie fucking sucks if you like it Hey

1:33:13

We just have like some just like fight

1:33:15

yeah, I just want to it's just

1:33:18

so fun to I do

1:33:20

it anime a lot Where I'm like, this is

1:33:22

fucking garbage because you know people are gonna get

1:33:24

so mad So it is it is a little

1:33:26

fun to say that something is that you haven't

1:33:28

seen something about something is bad on the internet

1:33:30

Yeah, or just like you basically shot my dog.

1:33:32

Yeah, except mr. Beast. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:33:34

sorry I'm sorry. I never said

1:33:36

anything. Sorry Jimmy. I said that that

1:33:39

at the end of your career There has to

1:33:41

be a sacrifice in somebody else's I'm sorry for

1:33:43

saying that I think your journey and more successful

1:33:46

and he's more popular and he's more handsome and he's taller than I

1:33:48

am and Oh, I'm sorry.

1:33:50

I'm sorry for saying that your videos are slowly turning

1:33:52

into song movies Whoops

1:33:57

what sees my my fault Anyway,

1:34:01

Rambus, thank you so much for being on

1:34:03

our podcast. Thank you for coming. Of course.

1:34:05

Of course. Thank you for

1:34:08

having me. Anytime. Yeah. If

1:34:10

people want to find you, if they haven't already,

1:34:12

where do you live? What's your address? Yeah, of

1:34:14

course. My address is actually, you

1:34:17

can dub over whatever you want here as

1:34:19

I'm explaining it, because, you know, that thing.

1:34:21

Oh. No one will know. No one will know

1:34:23

of what I'm saying. That's true. So you could,

1:34:25

you could put my actual address, you know? You wanted to. I

1:34:28

don't know it. Do you want to know it?

1:34:31

I'm afraid that this will get out and

1:34:33

it'll be our fault and I don't want

1:34:35

that. But yeah, thank

1:34:37

you for being on. Of course. Live

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Laugh Leak. Live Laugh Leak. We didn't even say the name

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1:34:46

is the Joe Rogan experience, right?

1:34:49

Yes. Jamie, pull it up. You

1:34:51

couldn't get him. Jamie, end of the show. Jamie, end my career. Jamie,

1:34:54

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