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Brain leak! Welcome
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back everybody. Hello, welcome back to
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the Brain leak podcast. Today
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in a beautiful set, vintage, old.
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This is my house. This is the place
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I rent every time I come to LA. Why did you choose this? I
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just have a hankering for the 70s. Is she in the frame? Yeah, it
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was me. She is now. Get a
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close up on her, Joss. She's the one. What's
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her name? Imelda, I told you. Imelda. You
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said hi to her when you got here. Now,
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Justin, don't forget to hold the microphone. Speaking of the microphone.
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This is our friend Justin. Dare
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I say our best friend, Justin. We've talked
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about Justin a few times on
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the podcast, I think. Yeah. Because
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you're my boys. Ah, yes! Mine's
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hidden. I can't. You should have worn a t-shirt.
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Get a close up. Ah, yeah.
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Here, Justin. Get in here.
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I was told I can't move. No, no, no, no, no.
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You can for this one. You can move. Oh,
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it's nice. Matchy
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boys. We're
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in a cult together. Wow. When
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we all turn 40, which
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we're going to get there a lot quicker than he does, we have to
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kill the other ones. Were
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you guys both born the same year, or were you 89? I
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was 89. I'm 90. You're 90. Very
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close, though. November to February? Yes. Oh,
1:16
kindred spirits were percolating in the womb.
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What's your sign? Aquarius.
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Thanks, Joss. You're a Sagittarius. Scorpio.
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On the cusp. Where's Scorpio? Do I have to do
1:26
a lot of moving? Yeah. We love touching
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each other. This is why I put a
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buffer between you two, because the whole time he'd be like, how's
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Justin doing? What do you have planned for
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today? Hello. Do you guys play games? No. We
1:45
don't have anything. We don't have economic climates. We
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don't have anything planned, ever. The
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most planned thing is
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being here. Did I take my socks off?
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No. You can take your pants off if you want.
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No. Well, actually, I can't say
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you can't take your socks off after we did
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the talk. episode yeah but you got to save
2:02
them you just licked Sean's foot like 48 hours
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ago yeah that's a good
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segue thank you Justin
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for people who don't know you might have seen
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him in the how did we get here documentary
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he was merch Lord for
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a while did a lot of
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stuff with other friends before you
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worked on that tour but you
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also were the producer organizer creator
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founder not founder I invented
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thank miss yeah I had vented giving
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thank you was on stage the way
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it went down was because of Justin
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so that's why he's here he
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told us that we needed to bring him on to
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pay a lot of things that I want to get off my
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chest and from recent documentary
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you're in my documentary that's true I
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have to do this and you did
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the whole show would you say we're actually friends
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or you just like the brilliant work
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that I do on stage
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well everything's transactional isn't it you
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end of the day you've all been
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around we made up a podcast
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just so we could hang out more yeah because
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we couldn't do it otherwise yeah exactly yeah
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no we love you very much we do I
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love you guys too I'd argue that both of
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you are my best friends
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really why did he do that cuz he's it's
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impossible for him to be vulnerable hey we talked about
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the thank-you miss gargoyle
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time to soften that shell oh
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the thing well I didn't hear about the thing miss
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gargoyle because I was sad stage and I couldn't hear
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just heard so I
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just put that bombshell out I
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think that you use as lit boys did you is this
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yours yeah but
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forward Ethan what's your greatest fear oh
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would you say I thought that this is
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exactly the same sweater that I have no
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no come on I
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think this is going really well so far how do
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you feel good I had therapy
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this morning hmm I just talked People
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pleasing tendencies Why
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you showed up 45 minutes late He's
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like, you know what I need to set a boundary everybody
4:11
shows up late for me I am enough Everybody
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gets told that a therapy you are enough.
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Do I show up late for you? No,
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you show up for me though. Hmm Do
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you show up late for him? I show
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up early for everything. I'm like 10 minutes early because I'd
4:28
rather be Uncomfortable 10 minutes early
4:30
on my own rather than make anybody else wait
4:32
for me Yes, I
4:35
hate it. I I'm the person
4:37
that goes like three hours before flight. I'm like
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20 minutes before the movie starts And
4:42
then you sit through like 30 minutes ads anyway, so I'm just
4:44
a fucking idiot wasting my own time I
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would like to go back to a couple of minutes
4:48
ago and say that you guys are also my best
4:50
friends Because I didn't say anything
4:53
we've gone past that but I just wanted to make
4:55
sure that he did ask you a question though What
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is I did it's? Gone
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now. How does camera? Oh, what's my greatest
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fear is what you ask? No, so you
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were listening. Oh It's just
5:06
deflecting. What is my greatest
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fear? Of
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so many shoes from yeah, there's a lot of them
5:13
I think I think are
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we talking about Because there's
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two greatest fears. I think like one of
5:20
them is like heights and stuff or fear
5:23
of failing Yeah, cuz it's like my one
5:25
of my biggest fears. I think would be
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being on my deathbed and looking back and
5:30
regretting Mmm things or
5:32
being like I didn't do enough or anything
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like that. You will absolutely do that, but
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also Bears Would
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you be afraid if you saw like a black bear No,
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those are the gentler ones. Yeah, you gotta
5:47
make yourself big I'm
5:50
afraid of bears because of the movie
5:52
back country cocaine bear And cocaine bear
5:54
and also the revenant. Have you seen
5:57
grizzly man? Oh Yeah,
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that was my dad with grizzly he
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dies in the end Man, just like
6:04
audio of him getting mauled by griddle. I said
6:07
that that was my dad. He died We
6:11
all die in the end, but yeah, he
6:13
got killed by pears Grace oh that guy
6:15
is not the guy that they talked about that
6:17
There's like audio of him being
6:19
killed by a bear and then like a version
6:22
going around You don't know if it's real or not.
6:24
Yeah, cuz they don't play it in the movie. They
6:26
just show somebody listening to it It's
6:29
like a family member. Yeah, but there is a
6:31
version like out on YouTube But everyone's like nah
6:33
that can't be the real one like him and
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his girlfriend, right? Do they play the audio in
6:37
the movie? No, he just said that's in headphones
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That's horrifying. Mm-hmm. Yeah,
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I wasn't it like he stayed longer than he should
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have like they were gonna go back I couldn't
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have been there ever Well,
6:51
you called the grizzly man, what else are
6:53
you gonna fucking do Walmart? This isn't the
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same guy I would imagine that made a
6:57
suit of armor so he could fight a
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bear is it do you guys know
7:02
about that? Oh, yeah, this footage of that guy too
7:04
of him like getting hit by cars No,
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I think he died hmm in
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a tragic accident the air related Bear
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related, you know, just probably like
7:19
high-impact related If you dedicate your life
7:21
to building armor to fight bears, you're
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not going out on your fucking sleep
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You're going out in traffic off a
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mountain How do you want to
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go out? Oh, oh kicking and
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screaming man Kicking and
7:35
screaming bears. I want to death terrifies me. I
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don't like thinking about it. Let's think about it
7:39
then I want
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it to be as peaceful and I don't know
7:46
about it as possible Oh, yeah, like who's gonna
7:48
sit here and be like I Want to be
7:50
as painful as possible. I want to be as
7:52
long and painful as it can possibly be Yeah,
7:55
I guess that's true. Like how does anybody want
7:57
to go out when I'm a hundred and five?
8:00
I want to go out like Chris Hemsworth in
8:02
Red Dawn, which I watched two nights ago How
8:04
does he go out for the shot in the
8:06
head? It has no idea that it's coming after
8:08
like a really precious moment with his brother Do
8:11
you want? So you want
8:13
to be shot in the back of the
8:15
head in front of your brother? By
8:19
someone from North Korea, yeah,
8:21
okay. Well, we can make that happen. Yeah,
8:23
we have a lot of poll on this
8:26
podcast And the
8:28
real brain leak is the bullet in the back
8:31
Do you actually want to be? Why
8:36
in like a heroic way
8:38
maybe I said you went to
8:40
therapy today, right? Yeah, I
8:42
gotta wrap this up No,
8:47
but like if you get shot in the
8:49
head chances are you don't know what's coming That's
8:51
true and people are gonna be talking about it unless you're
8:53
looking at the person with a gun pointed at you Yeah,
8:55
and he's like counting down from 500 I'm
9:01
pretty sure the bullets in your brain before you realize
9:03
it's left the gun Depending
9:06
on the distance. Yeah, it's like
9:08
lightning What about
9:10
what about implosion cuz
9:12
I have been so fast you have no
9:14
idea Then you get in the sub and
9:17
go underwater careful. Oh, you could you could
9:19
be you could be somewhere else They
9:21
probably have implosion tanks You
9:24
want to intentionally implode yourself,
9:27
I don't know what's happened. There's another word for that and I don't
9:29
think we should be talking about What
9:33
let's talk about it because
9:35
when I Am
9:38
poo You
9:42
talk about the submarine yeah after
9:44
it happened, yeah I
9:50
Don't want to be aware. I don't
9:52
know if I want to live Really
9:54
really long. I don't want to
9:56
be alive when my body's not working
9:59
on You know
10:01
yeah, there's definitely a diminishing
10:03
returns when it comes to this meat
10:05
sack of mine Mm-hmm, and that happened
10:07
six years ago. Let's talk about longevity.
10:10
Let's talk about sun exposure like in
10:12
bed hydration Yeah, cold exposure. Here we
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go. I can last I can last like 35
10:16
minutes on a day too
10:19
if I'm really horny in
10:21
what You're talking about
10:24
longevity So
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many times I want to eat healthy in my life so
10:31
many times I want to work out and I want
10:33
to I want to like get things back on track I
10:35
don't want to be ordering food all the time, but
10:37
the thing that always stops me Legitimately
10:40
is the fact that I have to go to the
10:42
store and buy stuff You're telling me I have to
10:44
go to the store buy food come home cook it
10:47
eat it and then do that
10:49
all over again Constantly it just
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and stress and I Actually learned how to cook
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and had fun with it as well I had music on in the background
11:57
as I was cooking it was great But what I learned is that I'm
11:59
not a cook cook You
16:00
do? Yes. Because
16:02
you inspired me for a short
16:04
period of time to try and better
16:07
my health and then I stopped. Good job.
16:10
I wake up in your
16:12
spare room and I work
16:14
as hard as I can to get out of bed for the day. And
16:18
then I come crawling out and I
16:20
say, Ethan, are you there? Let me
16:22
just... Are we
16:24
going to be okay today?
16:26
Ethan, are you there? I
16:29
want breakfast. Spencer
16:32
ignores me. Spencer
16:34
ignores everybody. Not Jocelyn. Do
16:37
you want to talk about morning routines? I do. Yeah.
16:41
Okay. Because you're all about routines. You're
16:43
very good at routines. Guys, I just said we made fun
16:45
of Joe Rogan. Well, when I talk about Joe Rogan, I'm
16:47
talking about Dr. Andrew Huberman. Yeah, who's on
16:49
Joe Rogan. I don't know who that is. He
16:52
is a giant of a man with a big beard. I don't need
16:54
to know about any individual other than
16:56
yourself and your routine. And
16:59
why certain things may or may
17:01
not work for you. Okay.
17:04
Now this is a health and fitness
17:06
and educational podcast. You ready to
17:08
make the transition? I'm going to go on my... I have no problem
17:11
going on my phone, George. Do you want
17:13
to use the bathroom? Now's the time. Wake
17:17
up with the sun. Yes. Get
17:20
that sun exposure. Chug eight, 16
17:22
ounces of water. Pink
17:24
Himalayan sea salt. Hydrate your body. Why? Because
17:27
it's fucking cool. It's dry. You can
17:29
sleep for hopefully eight full hours. Well,
17:31
I understand the water. I
17:33
can't wait for people in the comments to be like... He's
17:36
one of those guys. Pick it apart. Yeah. By
17:38
the way, I took one year of community college for music
17:40
business. What's
17:45
the salt in there for?
17:47
Electrolytes. Electrolytes. Salt actually hydrates you. Just don't take
17:49
it before you go to bed after a big
17:51
night of drinking. It'll destroy you. Why
17:54
not just have like a Gatorade or something?
17:56
You could, because we're all influencers. I
18:01
don't have a chocolate. You have
18:03
prime in your fridge which is notorious for having
18:05
a lack of salt. It doesn't
18:08
have the electrolyte you need apparently. Well
18:11
you need potassium and sodium and
18:14
magnesium. No, magnesium. But
18:17
salt is the one that you lose most during workouts. Because
18:21
of the tears. And
18:23
the blood and sweat. So you go outside, you
18:25
look at the sun for 10 minutes. Drink water, stare at the
18:27
sun, scream at the sun as can. Get
18:29
your perrenium, sunbathing, sweat a little bit.
18:34
Oh yeah, do you do that? Do
18:38
you naturally bleach your asshole?
18:40
Yeah, it's all blonde down
18:42
there. It's like that. And
18:46
then you want to do like a 3 minute cold
18:48
plunge in water between like 37 and
18:51
50 degrees Fahrenheit. We don't
18:53
use that here. You're
18:55
Canadian. I'm European. We're
18:58
allowed to say Celsius. Yeah, you can override
19:00
me. This is huge. I don't actually know
19:02
what it is in Celsius. 3 to 8
19:04
degrees Celsius. You've
19:06
been ruined. 3 to 8
19:08
degrees Celsius. Oh my god. I
19:10
hate... There's shame on my
19:12
belly. There's cheese on
19:14
my shirt. I was just
19:17
talking about health and fitness. I
19:21
had a cheeseburger and 4 left over hushpuppies
19:23
on the way here. This
19:27
is why you shouldn't listen to anything we say on
19:29
this podcast. Do you think that
19:31
that negates your morning routine? You
19:36
wake up and you drink 16 ounces of water, you stand in
19:38
the sun, you do the cold plunge, and then you... You
19:41
do whatever you want. A cold big towel
19:43
on the burger. It's a
19:46
rifle through Ethan's fridge to try to find
19:48
something that's not expired. There's even condiments. There's
19:51
AG1 from December 2021 in your
19:53
fridge. some
20:00
semi-sum liquid ivy
20:02
though I drink that too
20:04
much sugar what there's a
20:07
zero sugar version is there
20:09
yeah oh sign me up what are they instead
20:11
the stuff that gives you cancer all
20:14
gonna give you cancer at the end of
20:16
the day body temple what's
20:20
the deal with the cold blends looks
20:23
cool like why what does
20:26
it do truthfully I like
20:28
the benefits that I noticed the most are like are
20:30
the ones that positively
20:32
affect your mental health because you're putting your
20:34
body in like extreme stress and you're forcing
20:36
yourself to just breathe enough time to fucking
20:39
think about anything yeah I
20:41
mean you get to a certain point where you
20:44
do think I'm going to
20:46
die and your whole life lashes before you know
20:48
that's what I mean your body's not like what if
20:50
something bad happens today it's like something bad is happening
20:52
right now I need to deal with this I
20:55
mean it completely changes your like your state
20:57
because you're waking up your groggy you're tired
21:00
if you jump in a pool of cold water you
21:02
go into fight or flight and
21:05
you get this dopamine kick that's supposed to be the equivalent
21:08
of doing like a wine of cocaine but it lasts
21:10
for six hours instead
21:12
of 15 minutes why does it last for
21:14
six hours I
21:17
don't fucking know cuz nature's beautiful we're good
21:19
to swear on this podcast right yeah fuck I
21:21
don't know man I have no idea I didn't
21:27
even swear well I already
21:30
swared I don't know I was asking for
21:32
forgiveness more than anything fine I
21:34
did do the cold plunge I
21:37
think twice I think yeah listen I don't
21:39
want to encourage anyone to cold plunge because someone's probably
21:41
gonna have a heart attack at some point yeah and
21:43
I don't want to be on the hook for that
21:45
yeah and I think like asthmatics have issues with it
21:47
and you're breathing it's fucked let's go
21:49
figure that out we should can we
21:51
cut in a cold plunge right
21:53
here we're going to the cold plunge we did
21:56
say we would do a cold plunge video at
21:58
your cold plunge mmm super we did I don't
22:00
want everyone to see my tiny pee pee. It
22:03
gets so small. Yeah, it's the
22:05
body's wonderful thing What if
22:08
you what's the smallest prediction? If
22:11
you could say a percentage loss Huh,
22:15
what would that look like? It looks like a clown
22:17
nose And
22:21
the ball they're nowhere to be found no What
22:25
if you're uncut what does that look like I
22:29
couldn't imagine like the top of a balloon Like
22:33
the top of a tied-up balloon. Yeah, that's
22:35
fair. You guys have both seen my
22:37
penis. Yep. Yep. I've seen yours Who
22:41
was I talking to about this? There
22:45
man, I don't remember maybe I Don't
22:48
remember who I was talking to about this.
22:51
I've seen Seen my
22:53
penis you've seen my penis. I've not
22:55
seen you. I've not seen Sean's penis.
22:57
Nope. How's the time? You're
23:03
not gonna be able to see it Too
23:08
quick distance is a thing damn. Well,
23:11
I got a hog
23:13
and he's afraid to
23:15
scare everybody I'm afraid of
23:17
what the world might think to look like Willem
23:19
Dafoe. So just look at me different I think
23:21
it's true his penis being big.
23:24
Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, I think there's pictures
23:26
on the internet It's
23:31
you guys want anything Kevin
23:35
Hart has a really good bit about hit like seeing
23:38
his dad walking around naked Well,
23:51
Willem Dafoe's penis would be very normal
23:53
in the cold Very
23:57
normal the cold ones is kind of
23:59
fun though During, it's awful. But once you get
24:01
out, you're like, Ooh, I feel nice. It's almost like
24:03
the thing he said that it's a dopamine rush for
24:05
six hours. Six hours.
24:08
Sounds too much. Depends
24:10
on what's in the water. And you start doing some cocaine right after.
24:12
How how
24:16
often should you do it? If
24:18
you did it every day? So studies are based
24:20
on 12 minutes per week. That's
24:24
four times a week. You do three minutes. It'd
24:27
be six times a week at two minutes. Twelve
24:30
times a week at one minute. You
24:33
do 24, three times a week, four minutes. Let's
24:36
not get into math here, lads. Or you
24:38
could do one time. Twelve minutes. But
24:41
yeah, you don't even need to do it once.
24:43
So you think viewership's going down. Oh,
24:47
we're hoping the doll brings it back a bit. What's
24:50
her name again? Imelda. And the
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miss episode and we were talking about
26:47
New Year's resolutions. Oh. Do you have
26:49
any... You're very goal oriented, man. Do
26:51
you have any goals for this next
26:53
year? He tries to be because his
26:55
life's a mess. It's a fucking disaster.
27:00
I'm barreling into
27:02
New Year's high speed train
27:04
with no fucking brain. It's the
27:06
ground running! Oh,
27:08
you can hit the ground real hard. I'm
27:10
sprinting. I don't know if I'm sprinting away
27:12
from something or towards... Well,
27:15
that's up to you. It's
27:17
up to you to decide, isn't it? Yeah, no, I'm
27:20
pumped. I don't think that you need to wait until January
27:22
1st to make set goals and change your
27:24
life. That's fair. That is a good
27:27
point. But I choose to. Yeah, it
27:29
makes me like everybody else. I have
27:31
something to talk about. I have a collection of before
27:34
photos that I would always take
27:36
in December after Christmas. You're like extra fat.
27:40
Five years worth of me getting fatter
27:42
and fucking fatter. No
27:46
after pics? No after. There
27:48
was that three months... Technically, the next December
27:50
is the after pics from the previous one.
27:53
You put it in reverse order
27:55
and you're good to go. You come back
27:57
and someone dies. Like, you know
27:59
how there's like a... a hidden folder of photos on your phone
28:01
where you get people put like, shit
28:03
that they don't want people to see, like nudes, nudes. Mine's
28:06
just a bunch of pictures of me looking fat. Some
28:08
of them are in your bathroom. Some
28:11
of them are in my bathroom? Yeah, yeah. Oh,
28:13
like the pictures were taken there. Yeah, I
28:15
have a camera in there. What did
28:18
you think he meant was in your bathroom? I thought he
28:20
meant some of these photos, like you printed them out. You
28:23
put them on the mirror so you could look
28:25
at it every day. Inspiration. Motivation Monday. Who's
28:28
your motivation? Who do you want
28:30
to be like? Me. I
28:32
want to be like me. How's that working out? So
28:34
far, it's a little easier. Cheeser.
28:41
I don't even know if it's cheese. I don't even know
28:43
what it is. Could be anything. I'm
28:46
surprised you were so into like, bettering
28:49
yourself and like learning and doing all that
28:51
kind of stuff, but you haven't tapped into
28:53
philosophy all that much. Because
28:56
for me that was like the big game changer for me and I was
28:58
like that stoic guy going around being like, guys, you got to do this.
29:00
The problem is I've got a terrible memory.
29:03
I used to listen to like a two
29:05
minute stoic podcast every morning and I'd be
29:07
like, that is words to live
29:09
by. And then I'd
29:11
be like, oh, I haven't 30. I stressed
29:13
out and you know. And I was listening to my audio book about it.
29:15
I had to take notes. Yeah. And
29:18
I would reference those and like highlight bits. What
29:20
are some words that you live by? There's
29:24
a lot of stuff outside of your control
29:26
and external influences shouldn't impact your emotions as
29:28
much as they do. And
29:31
that you can only control what you're doing
29:33
and hope that you're going down the right path. Well,
29:36
both of you are very
29:38
beholden to other people. Yeah.
29:41
And that's why I started listening to the audio
29:43
book to try and not be beholden to other
29:45
people anymore. What do you do that you know
29:47
your fans don't like, but you do it anyway?
29:50
Not upload. Yeah. I think
29:52
I had a big issue with
29:54
the parasocial aspect of. my
30:00
community and I think I was listening
30:03
way too much to what other people were saying about me and like
30:07
putting my life in brackets that they were like
30:09
making up for me and then I
30:11
stopped doing that and a large portion of my audience
30:13
kind of like fell off because they're not getting that
30:16
attention anymore. There's not
30:18
that like open communication as much anymore but
30:21
now the people that I'm left with are like cool.
30:25
Quality over quantity. Yeah. I
30:28
think I started being meaner to my audience which
30:32
I think was good for me because
30:35
everyone for such a long time babied
30:37
me constantly and was like oh you
30:39
don't know anybody you're the baby of
30:41
the group and then I just started
30:45
being a bit more of an asshole to
30:47
my audience and calling them out more and
30:50
you also got super hot. Stop
30:52
and ripped. Well that was
30:54
last year. Yeah.
30:57
I told him that people were taking pictures of him
30:59
for thank miss talking about how big and sexy his
31:01
arms were and I agree that shirt was a choice.
31:03
I feel uncomfortable
31:06
talking about my body. Cute voice.
31:08
Yeah people babied me. I don't
31:11
know why. What's going
31:14
on? What would Ethan like to talk about? I like
31:16
these shirt and thank you. I like these
31:21
pants. What kind
31:23
of material would a guy be
31:25
looking for if he wanted to get pants
31:27
like those? No
31:30
one knows. I don't actually know what these
31:32
are. It's not about being a baby. You're
31:34
allowed to be a baby. That's another thing. You're allowed
31:36
to be a child and you're allowed to be an
31:38
adult at the same time. I
31:40
converted into one and then I was like
31:42
I don't need to do that. I
31:44
like my child like sensibilities. But
31:47
I can be very serious when I need to be. Yeah. I
31:49
think people are afraid to be
31:51
or have child like tendencies
31:54
or like immature tendencies because they're afraid people
31:56
won't take them seriously. I think that's what
31:58
it is. I think that's- That's what I
32:00
got frustrated with, no one ever took me seriously.
32:03
Did they or did you not take
32:05
yourself seriously? So you beat a grown
32:07
man up in front of hundreds
32:10
of thousands of people? That'll
32:13
do it! To be fair,
32:16
there was a definite switch in people's
32:18
opinions after that fight. There was a
32:20
very big shift, yeah. If
32:22
you're a little emasculated bitch boy and
32:24
you want to be taken more seriously, sign
32:27
up for Creator Clash. Which
32:29
Justin also does. I do that. Justin
32:31
organized Creator Clash last year. Positive
32:34
comments only please, thank you. No,
32:37
Creator Clash is a special event. It
32:39
is. There's a lot of noise around it and
32:43
negativity, but at its core, I
32:45
mean you can speak to it a little bit. Like
32:48
the journey from not boxing at all to then going,
32:51
what is it, five two minute rounds for
32:54
some people. It
32:56
takes a tremendous amount of training and hard work.
32:59
I think as far as the actual
33:01
event goes, I don't think there's another
33:03
event like Creator Clash
33:06
that has the pull that it
33:08
has. This last year,
33:10
there were people that weren't
33:12
happy or whatever, but it still turned out to
33:14
be an amazing event that had
33:16
a sold out arena and
33:18
everyone there had such a good attitude
33:21
and there was so much energy. If
33:23
only the people who were there promoted it more. Calling
33:26
everyone out because I'm not a part of this event. I
33:29
promoted it. No, you promoted it. You're
33:31
always good about that stuff. You even promote my
33:34
coffee and my fucking thank miss
33:36
and everything. I think that goes
33:38
along with being afraid of your fan
33:41
base a little bit or being afraid of
33:43
how you'll be perceived. I think promoting something
33:45
before it happens, you're taking a risk. Yeah,
33:47
that stigma is still there, over promoting to
33:50
your audience and not wanting to like promote
33:52
it. Yes, but also not knowing what
33:54
you're promoting because it hasn't happened yet. The
33:56
number of people who created content after Creator Clash,
33:58
after it was like a actually a cool
34:01
event. Yeah. And it looked good
34:03
and there was you know hundreds of creators there. You
34:06
know there were hundreds of videos. I guess there's the fear
34:08
as well that you don't want to show off your training
34:10
in case your opponent sees it. I
34:12
mean yeah but you can still promote
34:14
it without showing your training. At the end of
34:16
the day it's for charity. For
34:19
fun. And that's the other thing too
34:21
is even if you were showing off your
34:23
training the skill level that everybody is at
34:25
is not great enough that you would be
34:27
able to do anything with that information anyway.
34:30
Yeah. I
34:33
would like to say you said there's a lot of talk
34:35
and noise around it but I also think that that stuff
34:38
as an outside perspective because I wasn't involved in
34:40
the event as heavily as you two were like
34:42
I don't see that stuff as much. I
34:45
don't really go on Twitter and stuff as much anymore so
34:47
I don't really see anything like that. Yeah. So it's like
34:49
when you go and you're just part of it I think
34:51
that's what people need to remember is like when you're there
34:53
it's nothing but positivity. Yeah. It does come
34:55
with a lot of nonsense. It's not the majority. It's just
34:57
loud voices and it cuts through and people
34:59
like conflict and drama that they latch onto. What
35:01
you need to do is ignore it and keep
35:04
your head down. If there's legitimacy to it then
35:06
you listen and you adapt and you evolve and
35:08
you change and then
35:10
you say okay we won't do that again. But
35:13
a lot of it is just like people
35:15
being pissed off for no reason. Well there
35:17
was reasons but yeah
35:19
whatever. I don't fucking
35:21
care. That's why I'm not... Dude I mean kudos
35:24
to Ian and Anissa for powering through all of
35:26
that. Yeah. I should say that they are two
35:28
of the most like empathetic like kind people and
35:30
all they wanted to do is make
35:33
this event work and be a success and
35:35
do something special. Yeah. And the amount of
35:37
the amount of shit that they had to deal with on
35:39
a personal level. Yeah. That's
35:42
what we were saying. The only people that get cancelled are the
35:44
people who are empathetic like
35:46
Agena Marbles. Like she didn't really
35:48
get cancelled but people were like trying to bring up shit
35:51
and then she was like
35:53
I just want people to be happy and I just
35:55
can't handle people being upset by anything I do so
35:58
I'm just gonna leave. And then as soon as... that
36:00
happened everyone like backtracks
36:02
and was like wait no yeah
36:05
don't leave that's too late she
36:07
didn't really get cancelled and she didn't cancel herself but
36:11
I think it's the people with like a big
36:13
heart that are affected most by that kind of
36:15
stuff yeah a
36:18
heart what do
36:20
you guys think about cancel culture oh
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baby I think
36:26
it's a necessary
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get yourself some grub how
38:25
much time do you spend trying to please other people if
38:28
you could do like a percentage in
38:30
your day is
38:32
that including making videos well
38:35
do you make those videos for yourself or for other
38:37
people until the video mostly
38:39
for others I'd
38:42
say 70 percent maybe
38:46
brother tie maybe more very high yeah how
38:49
often do you do things that you don't
38:53
want to do just because you're afraid to say
38:55
no to people mostly if you could
38:57
spend a week doing only what you wanted
38:59
to do this podcast just because you're afraid
39:01
to say no to me do
39:04
I make a podcast yeah yeah no I like
39:06
I like doing the podcast there's a lot of
39:08
things that I do that I like doing but
39:10
there's also a lot of I constantly
39:13
double book myself knowing
39:16
like someone will ask me to do something
39:19
I know that I have a thing going on
39:21
at that time I will still say yes because
39:23
I don't want to say no to them and
39:25
then I will later disappoint both people yeah remember
39:27
when we went out dune boogying in Pam Springs
39:30
and then Ethan drove us all there and then
39:32
I drove he was like shit
39:34
I have an appointment back so I'll
39:36
drive two hours back and
39:39
then you guys go to boogying and then
39:41
we're drive and then three hours back you
39:43
spent like nine hours of your day driving
39:46
to do like a 20 minute thing yeah
39:48
I didn't you didn't do it you do the
39:50
thing I drove everyone remember I drove everyone there
39:52
and I went guys I have to go and
39:55
then I left and then I
39:57
came back to the house but you didn't you didn't
39:59
do the thing that you left for oh no
40:01
I did the thing that I left for oh and get to do the
40:03
do what are you doing I
40:07
can't remember I think a recording thing yeah I
40:09
thought you would have remembered doing bugging I
40:11
would I remember doing boogie that was fucking
40:13
tight that was the most I've ever had
40:16
we should do that again we should
40:18
go do that for the first time for me
40:23
you should have a travel show like
40:25
you and McGregor's like biking across America
40:28
kind of thing yeah whenever you can decide
40:30
to get a motorcycle we should we should
40:32
do that yeah is that the one
40:34
with the otters you
40:36
and McGregor that clip with him yeah yeah
40:38
yeah okay how old is
40:41
Ewan McGregor they need like adopt someone
40:43
or something because of that show he like
40:46
met a kid and then like fell in love with them
40:48
and heard their story and I was like
40:50
I'm gonna adopt you and then did whoa
40:53
daughters no
40:56
daughter you
40:59
McGregor is like okay if you see something
41:03
something like that we could go how
41:05
old is Ewan McGregor Jamie
41:08
pull it up Siri pull
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41:12
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41:14
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41:16
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41:18
do that's what this podcast is and then
41:21
release the podcast in six to eight months
41:24
when we 've done we've done all of them
41:26
hmm okay hmm we'll go
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skydiving we'll go and we will call the journey till
41:30
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41:32
die loses wings depends
41:35
on your perspective who
41:39
is that funny to you yeah
41:41
really funny didn't you hear us
41:43
laughing everyone at home is laughing as well I
41:45
wish I had life what's
41:49
your name Matilda no and Mel
41:51
that I will kill you
41:54
I know Mel that did it come
41:58
with a nametag she didn't know I
42:01
just made up the name. Why Amelda? She looks
42:03
like an Amelda. Sounds like Melba toast. You
42:07
know, Melba toast. That's what I was going to give at
42:09
our dinner last night was a little toast. You didn't give
42:11
a toast. No, because I did it at thank miss. And
42:14
then we did like a little toast with champagne afterwards and
42:16
I was like, thank you to everyone who was here. Most
42:20
of the people at the dinner last night
42:22
weren't at thank miss. That's so true. I
42:24
think it's crazy. Listen, you raised $6 million.
42:27
We raised like
42:29
three days ago and I feel like you've already just
42:31
moved on from it. Yeah, I'm
42:34
dead inside. Isn't
42:36
that how it works though? You know, I mean,
42:38
what am I supposed to do? Go around with
42:40
a fucking badge that says I raised $6 million.
42:42
Yeah. I mean, you got a plaque, but it's
42:44
spelled wrong. Yeah. No
42:46
one will know that you raised that
42:48
money. I think because you do
42:51
it for the right reasons and not because you're trying to like
42:53
build yourself up out of it that I'm not. I don't
42:55
wear that as like a badge of like, yeah, I'm better,
42:57
but I'm cool because I did
42:59
that. I understand what you're saying, Justin, where it's
43:01
like, why don't you like sit in it for
43:03
a little bit and enjoy the victory? But like,
43:05
how do you do that? I did
43:07
that all Sunday, the day after. I
43:10
feel like you, but you like, you
43:13
can't, like everyone's moved on to the next
43:15
thing already. Yeah. Yeah. That's just the modern
43:17
world, baby. I didn't talk about that in
43:19
a video that I think I'm uploading today.
43:21
That was like, like Avengers end
43:23
game and stuff come out and it's like biggest thing
43:25
in the planet. It was everywhere. And now it's
43:27
like, who even fucking cares anymore? Yeah.
43:29
I watched that movie once a month. Avengers
43:32
end game. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Have you watched
43:35
it in the movie room? No.
43:37
How often do you watch Infinity War? Once
43:40
a month. Good. That's
43:42
a, actually watch them both once a
43:44
month. Yeah. I love Marvel movies. You're
43:47
the problem. Are they sponsor? No. God,
43:49
I wish that would be sick. We
43:51
didn't have to report a podcast episode
43:54
for like a year. Yeah. I
43:57
think infinity war's way better than end game. I
44:00
haven't seen Infinity War since seeing Endgame. I thought
44:02
you were gonna say I haven't seen Infinity War.
44:04
I know, so that's our twisting nipples. I just
44:06
like the action and the witty
44:08
characters. I think it's just fun. You
44:12
know, don't think too much about it. That's why they are.
44:14
Yeah, and now all the new ones fucking suck. What
44:17
new? Oh yeah. All
44:20
of them. Well, like which ones? I haven't watched
44:22
the newest. Fucking Black Widow. Ant-Man.
44:25
Black Widow? Didn't see
44:27
that. Charlize. I
44:30
just went and saw... Scout Johansson. The Marvels?
44:33
The Marvels? The Marvels? Captain Marvel?
44:36
Fucking movie stuck. I just saw the Marvels.
44:38
It was fine. Why would
44:40
you go to the cinema to watch that? I don't know.
44:42
Why would you do that to yourself? I'm over here saying
44:45
Godzilla Minus One is out. And
44:47
it's the best Godzilla movie ever made. And
44:49
yet you're watching the Marvels. You
44:52
hadn't seen The Lighthouse until you came to my house. And
44:54
you go to the cinema to watch the Marvels. Well,
44:57
no, no, no. I went to the Marvels because
44:59
my friend invited me to go see a movie. And
45:02
I was like, I'm not doing anything. Sure. Why
45:04
not? Sure. I'm just
45:06
going to lambaste you for a while. I
45:09
do want to see Godzilla Minus One. Why is he Minus
45:11
One? I think they're going to try
45:13
to get it because it takes place during like World War Two. So
45:15
they're like trying to go back to the beginning. World
45:17
War One. Because
45:20
it's not an allegory for that. Godzilla
45:23
is an allegory for the Hiroshima bomb. Can
45:25
you define allegory for me? It's
45:28
like the four kind of. What
45:31
is the actual definition for allegory?
45:33
It's one of those words that's like, I know what
45:35
it means. But I couldn't tell you
45:37
what it means. It's like irony.
45:39
It's like, huh? It's like lambaste.
45:43
Anyway, everyone go see Godzilla Minus One, best Godzilla in
45:45
years. Shin Godzilla is great, but the human element is
45:47
kind of like, eh. Better than
45:51
sound design wise than any of the others. How's
45:53
the sound? 14 Godzilla is
45:55
goated for sound design. It is
45:57
pretty sweet. But
45:59
it's. Justin what's going on? I'm having a great time.
46:01
You can be part of the conversation, but you choose not to
46:03
be so now you're just being I'm
46:06
trying to think of another cool word an allegory You're
46:10
being so allegorical right now. You're just
46:12
being an allegory. It's that
46:14
vice president guy Joe Biden
46:16
allegory You
46:22
know My
46:28
God sometimes I I'm so upset by the
46:30
way that last night at dinner we
46:33
had ribs on the table and somebody was leaving and
46:37
They were like I got to go home and take care of my baby, and
46:40
I said oh you could bring some of those Bring
46:43
your baby back ribs I Did
46:46
and no one laughs no I went
46:48
across the table I went Like
46:51
that and I turned to you and I was a good one huh,
46:53
and you went yes great And
46:55
I told it to Evelyn afterwards I was like no one laughed
46:57
at my joke and she was like I would have laughed so
46:59
hard if I heard that I was like you sitting next to
47:01
me each project more You
47:04
could bring your baby back ribs That's
47:07
funny. Oh, and I was so happy I thought of
47:09
it in like a split second and no one laughs
47:11
So I was sad for the rest of the dinner
47:14
Well, it sounds like the dinner was that why we didn't go
47:17
out after yeah, we all went to bed We
47:19
were all thrilled to be going to bed. Yeah
47:21
I don't pride myself on much But my ability
47:23
to make a joke really quickly is like the
47:26
only thing I'll give myself credit for So
47:28
when it doesn't go well Not
47:31
only that you are very very quick, but
47:33
you also have great callback your memory isn't
47:36
I've never seen anything like it Thank you.
47:38
I can't remember anything You'll
47:42
remember See
47:49
memory Don't
47:53
be a even you have a good memory too.
47:55
No, I don't I have a horrible memory Well,
47:57
you don't you have here's the thing you both
47:59
have good memories for strange little details
48:01
about me. Like what? Explain
48:04
when I've had a good memory. Sean tells me stories
48:06
about me all the time that I've never... I was
48:08
telling you a story about a lovely night we had
48:10
out and you were like, I don't remember. You were
48:12
like, I love Montreal. We got poutine for breakfast with
48:14
your brother. Yeah, we went to a Spee-Pee-Dee-Bear. We talked
48:16
about... I talked about my relationship with my family and
48:18
so did you. And we bonded. Oh,
48:21
well... And it was like, on top of love. Conversations about
48:23
family were involved. Those are going to be suppressed. Mm. Yep.
48:27
What do I remember? I
48:31
put the topic over to him. To Ethan? Yeah,
48:34
Ethan. Uh, geez. What can I
48:36
say? Where to begin with Ethan?
48:39
Sounds like it's time to special for
48:41
a roast. When is the
48:44
roast of Jacksepticeye happening and you're going to sit
48:46
in a big ol' coffee mug? I
48:48
did say I wanted to do that next year. I had to
48:51
get thankmas out of the way first. I don't like that
48:53
idea. I don't like the idea of people saying bad things
48:55
about you. I even love it. It's not bad.
48:58
It's... Also, you're going to roast everyone so
49:00
much harder than they roast you. No,
49:02
because my... Yeah. My
49:05
roast, like, I don't know, like, the surface level
49:07
to go to. To be
49:09
like, haha, you don't upload
49:11
or something like that. Like, those
49:13
are like such non-insults. But
49:16
to me, I'd be like, so,
49:18
afraid you're going to die alone, huh? Yeah.
49:22
Yeah. See?
49:28
Jocelyn's loving this episode. She's
49:31
having a great time. Jocelyn thinks that Justin is very funny.
49:33
Jocelyn is... no one's meaner to me
49:36
than Jocelyn. No one's
49:38
meaner than Jocelyn to me, also. Jocelyn
49:40
is just mean. I
49:43
like to think I'm pretty mean to you guys. Come on.
49:46
Hey. She's meaner than I am? You're really
49:48
mean to me. I am. I'm
49:50
not mean to you on
49:52
purpose. I say the jokes
49:54
to you that... the types of jokes that
49:56
you say outwardly. That's how you won my heart. Yeah. Bye.
50:00
I can fuck your dad fucking me and my father.
50:03
Jocelyn's very blunt. You
50:06
got some Dutch honesty in you. Some
50:08
people are blunt by force, but she is
50:10
just... Blunt force drama. Blunt force drama. See
50:15
what I mean? Yeah. The pride is
50:17
beaming in me. You ever have a joke in your head that
50:19
you come up with immediately and you're like, I can't fucking wait
50:21
for this to leave my mouth? And then
50:23
you say it and everyone laughs and you're like, Oh my
50:25
fucking god, this is the greatest thing that's ever happened to
50:27
me. When you laugh really hard at your own joke. It's
50:30
great. Or like you're hanging out with Aaron
50:32
or something and Aaron has the most like
50:34
validating laugh. I love Aaron's laughs. Can we
50:36
get a laugh track of Aaron? Right here.
50:40
Thank you. Isn't it great? You guys have an editor,
50:42
huh? This isn't just gonna be one long shit conversation.
50:46
Can I have this down to four minutes? Yeah.
50:50
Aaron's laugh is amazing. It
50:52
does make me really happy when I can make Aaron
50:54
laugh really hard. It's awesome. Talk
50:57
about like childish
50:59
wonder still encapsulated in a man.
51:01
Yeah. He tries very hard to
51:03
keep his child's life wonder alive. Child's life wonder. He's got so
51:05
much whimsy. He really does.
51:08
One might even say he's got some pep in
51:10
his step. Some beans. Very allegory.
51:14
Very vice president of it. Very allegory.
51:19
Where does a childlike wonder end for you? Ugh.
51:24
Was it after your parents' divorce? When
51:26
did that happen? My
51:29
parents' divorce? Yeah, how old were you? It was like 14 or 15. Ooh,
51:32
tough year. Tender age. Yeah.
51:34
What age were you? I was 15. Damn.
51:38
That's fucking troublesome teens. Yeah. Really driving
51:40
the parents apart. Did
51:43
you think it was your fault? No, I knew
51:45
it was my brother's fault. Why?
51:50
I knew it was my brother's fault. Because
51:52
my dad said it's his fault. This
51:55
is your fault, buddy. I don't know what to tell you. I'd
51:57
love to hate. I'm not much of a liar unless
51:59
it's towards your fault. mother for
52:01
many years and in
52:04
front of God. Is that when the
52:06
whimsy stopped? Whimsy? No I've
52:08
been whimsical for I mean I lost it
52:10
and call it five years ago. Yeah
52:15
I don't like that. It's coming back though. It is full
52:17
force. I like it. There's a spark in your eye again.
52:19
I like it. There's a twinkle. I
52:23
think you know it comes along I think that you need
52:25
to remember when people are like working harder
52:27
and taking on more responsibility. Like when you just like
52:29
have a life to manage it
52:31
can it's very easy to forget that you're
52:34
supposed to be having fun too. Yeah.
52:36
Constantly stressing about maintaining career and money
52:39
and all your shit. What a lot
52:41
of people do. Inflation is a bitch. Nobody
52:43
can afford anything. You got to work your ass off. And
52:46
then you can't afford to have fun. And
52:49
then you hit the weekend and it's like you kind
52:52
of have to save that money. I'm not allowed
52:54
to have fun. Relax from the week because it
52:56
was so hard. Recharge. Get ready for the week.
52:58
But hey let me ask you this. Can you
53:00
afford not to have fun? No.
53:05
Do you think that Michael picked that up? What?
53:08
Burger raffling. The fucking heart
53:10
out of you. Fucking
53:12
tangled around your aorta. I
53:15
cannot afford to not have fun. If I can't
53:17
have fun it's all over. I was
53:20
thinking about this while I was showering this morning. Ooh. What do
53:22
you tell me you were thinking about moving? What do you do
53:24
to have fun? What do you actually
53:26
do that makes you genuinely happy? And
53:29
like beaming? You
53:32
know what I mean? Not to be. Because like you
53:34
paint little things which is cute. My head's not going
53:36
to be that. More
53:39
so like a necessity than having fun.
53:41
That's more meditative yeah. As
53:43
cliche as it sounds it's literally having like
53:45
a Sunday off with Evelyn. And
53:48
like taking the whole day to just hang out. That's
53:51
nice. Hey if you don't want the fucking answer
53:53
don't add the question. It's cute. I
53:55
like it. I like that a lot. I think that you
53:57
and Evelyn have a very very cute beautiful relationship. We do.
54:00
and I'm very happy with it. We're
54:02
all gonna end someday though. Yeah
54:04
because we have to die until death do us
54:06
part. I think if you say
54:08
that in your in your vows
54:11
that if someone wants to get divorced you should
54:13
be allowed kill them till
54:15
death do us part. It's like you said you would
54:17
stick with me until death so if you're want to
54:19
leave I guess I have to shoot you. Whoa! That's
54:22
God's rules. I never even
54:24
thought about that. Yeah and then they go straight to hell. That's
54:27
crazy. Yep. Right?
54:32
I think it's in the vow somewhere. That's like the
54:34
fine print. He's like till death
54:36
do us part and then you'll go to hell. He
54:39
just whispers it under his breath, under his vestments. What
54:41
the hell to you? Both of you.
54:44
This. Um.
54:48
It just feels like we've been doing this since 1973.
54:51
Hell to me is being stuck
54:55
in a zoom call. God.
54:57
That never makes any progress. Everyone's
54:59
trying to fucking leave but there's
55:01
always one more thing. We
55:04
had another thank-mas call recently where it was like we
55:06
got all the stuff needed. It was like we need Sean for anything
55:08
else. Like no we need to talk about something
55:11
else that doesn't need Sean and then they start talking and
55:13
then you were just like see it. I
55:15
was like I'm out.
55:17
I can't. I fucking I don't know how
55:20
you do it most of your job is
55:22
zoom calls and it makes me
55:24
die a little death every time. I started
55:26
liking zoom calls more when I got a
55:28
nice webcam and. You
55:31
should look at yourself like a bird. I make
55:35
myself laugh and if work
55:37
gets done it's
55:40
just a bonus. I do
55:42
good work. I do good work. You
55:44
do excellent work. As
55:46
proven by thank-mas. Unless you
55:48
thought it was bad then no one cares. Thank-mas
55:50
was as close to flawless
55:54
as it could have been. I think
55:56
that we could have actually gotten away with not mentioning
55:58
that the stream was down for like. however
56:01
long it was down for and just gas
56:03
what the people who thought they were watching it yeah
56:06
just like men and we should have come
56:08
out men and blacks everybody in the audience just
56:11
come out with your phone and just turn the flash light on
56:13
and off damn I'll be like you're gonna forget
56:16
everything would have been so much fun of your
56:18
left we could have inglorious bastards to them killed
56:21
them you said it
56:23
not me three
56:25
beers what
56:29
did they do in inglorious bastards
56:31
they burn down the theater with
56:33
everybody inside well it's
56:36
good we didn't do that yeah
56:40
happy about that it was an option that we could have done
56:42
I mean it's always an option you go burn a theater down right
56:44
now if you wanted to it's actually
56:46
it's on a wheel we every time really good touring
56:48
does a show we spin the
56:50
wheel and there's always one
56:53
little million dollar slot and
56:56
it says burn the theater down haven't
56:59
hit it yet but we'll
57:01
know when it happens hey new year's just around
57:04
the corner new year
57:06
new me new wheel same wheel what's
57:09
on the rest of the wheel
57:11
do a great show try harder
57:13
break a leg hmm but
57:15
this sounds like the worst wheel it sounds like
57:17
an excuse to burn a theater down like
57:21
the rest of it is just your job yeah
57:23
it's just what you're supposed to be doing I don't
57:26
know what I'm supposed to be doing and
57:28
people keep giving me things to like like huge
57:30
responsibilities man am I glad to ask I
57:33
asked you to be on thank you I don't
57:36
know what I'm doing what's going on I know
57:38
I'm kidding I talked to my therapist
57:42
about this this morning yeah ever
57:44
heard of imposter syndrome hmm not
57:47
you guys I've played among
57:49
us let's not talk about
57:51
video games like we get
57:56
Jocelyn like that never mind she were
57:58
who for who, Justin? You know
58:01
what? You've ruined it. You've ruined it, Justin. You've
58:03
ruined it. It's all over. You don't like being
58:05
on camera anyway. This is like the person that's
58:07
like, I didn't want to go, but I wanted
58:09
to be invited. I didn't even want it to
58:11
know that you guys wanted me there, but I
58:13
didn't want to go. God, I hate
58:15
it when people do that. That makes me so
58:17
fucking mad. You shouldn't be around those people. I
58:19
know. I shouldn't. Who's
58:21
the person you hate the most right now? The
58:23
person I hate the most right now. I don't
58:26
hate a lot of people. I
58:30
was thinking of, like, I really
58:33
don't think that Donald Trump should be in charge of pretty
58:36
much anything, but I think
58:38
that we should sort of create like a Truman show
58:40
type situation for him. Just watch him.
58:42
So we can watch him act like
58:44
a maniac. Watch him pull off
58:46
his skin. He thinks that he's running the
58:49
whole world. Yeah, you got him.
58:52
Baby in a playpen. He thinks
58:55
it's a complete dictatorship over the
58:57
entire continental United States. I can just see him
58:59
walking around like a little baby in there as well. I'm
59:02
going to do it. I'm going
59:04
to hit the button. He's just
59:07
actually inside the Las Vegas sphere. I
59:10
just have like a thing around him. That
59:14
would be so good. Don't you miss
59:16
him just a little bit? No, just
59:18
a little bit. No, I don't even
59:20
want to joke about that. It's not
59:22
a joke. He's a joke, but he's
59:24
so fucking like he's like he's such
59:26
a character of a human being. Nope.
59:29
I'm going to roll with this one. We've
59:33
never had your Truman show idea. I think I
59:36
think I don't think
59:38
he should be put in charge of laundry.
59:40
I don't think he should be put in
59:42
charge of anything. Yeah, that's what I said.
59:44
It's an allegory. It's an allegory. I'm
59:49
convinced neither of you actually know what an allegory is. No,
59:51
I'm telling you that I don't know what it is.
59:53
It sounds like you don't either. He said it's kind of like a metaphor.
59:55
No, he said that. Which
59:58
is kind of true, right? Listen a
1:00:00
little bit it's closer to a metaphor than it's not
1:00:03
if we can look up the age of yeah, I'm a grabber
1:00:07
You but grabber You
1:00:10
read Gagarin What
1:00:14
is the definition of allegory oh my god
1:00:16
a Story
1:00:19
poem or picture that can be interpreted to
1:00:21
reveal a hidden meaning typically a moral or
1:00:23
political one Can you read that again? No,
1:00:26
I wasn't listening. It's very close
1:00:28
it. That's not symbolism Jocelyn that's
1:00:31
when symbols happen
1:00:37
When you have us like the bat
1:00:39
signal can you start roasting a little bit? I like it when
1:00:41
you're a little bit angry Yeah, give me a rough A little
1:00:43
bit of a roast I do like doing
1:00:45
that that's a very fun energy to be in yeah
1:00:48
I think I like doing it because people know I'm
1:00:50
not serious about it. Yeah, at least I hope so
1:00:52
I'm never sure cuz my love my love language is
1:00:54
making fun of people That's
1:00:56
not what I'm like as soon as you like get upset
1:00:58
about it. Please tell me cuz I don't want to actually
1:01:00
upset anybody Yeah,
1:01:03
aren't they like acts of service and gifts
1:01:05
words of affirmation, which is pretty close to
1:01:07
that My
1:01:10
way of showing that I if
1:01:12
I know what affirmations mean if I'm poking fun, it
1:01:14
means that I like you You
1:01:18
fucking I
1:01:21
Way to get away with saying
1:01:23
really mean things to people that you don't like yeah,
1:01:26
it's a great way of testing the room Yeah,
1:01:28
I do it a lot by making fun of people a
1:01:30
little bit to be like Okay, people are down to clown
1:01:33
and I can tell a person's sense of humor by how
1:01:35
they react to it It's
1:01:39
my litmus test everybody pretty
1:01:41
reckless. Yeah, it's very reckless. I've
1:01:43
met a couple of people who do not like it
1:01:45
But I don't want to be friends with
1:01:47
them. Anyway, did you make anyone
1:01:49
cry though? No, I wish
1:01:51
I Think
1:01:54
I just have Irish humor where
1:01:56
it's like making fun of each other all the time and people don't
1:01:58
get that and they should don't and they
1:02:00
make fun of me for it it's insensitive.
1:02:02
It's called projecting your suppressed trauma that your
1:02:04
family refuses to talk about. Yeah. With one
1:02:06
or another. That's what I said Irish humor.
1:02:08
Yeah. Just defining it for all the non
1:02:10
Irish. Oh I see you're saying the allegory
1:02:12
for it. I
1:02:15
don't know. It's allegory like a
1:02:17
definition? No no no it's
1:02:20
a metaphor for it. It's like
1:02:22
a oh it's like a metaphor. It's like a
1:02:24
metaphorical symbol. It's a representation of something in
1:02:27
a different form. Like
1:02:29
pretty much nailed that. Like
1:02:32
a mother's
1:02:35
love is like a winter coat. That
1:02:40
keeps you warm. What's a
1:02:42
simile? A
1:02:44
simile. Talking about synonyms. What's a simile though? I
1:02:48
thought a simile was when two things are the
1:02:50
same. That's
1:02:53
similar.
1:02:55
He's got
1:02:57
you there. Like
1:02:59
symmetry. I always come back. William
1:03:03
Acton you don't know that yet.
1:03:05
Come on. You
1:03:09
touching each other's toes? It
1:03:16
can't be that. Hello. Here
1:03:18
we go. We're getting silly
1:03:20
now. Oh we've gone
1:03:22
past a serious segment. Hey Justin.
1:03:25
It's for you. It said say
1:03:28
something funny. Hello. Yeah
1:03:30
this is Justin. I'm on your podcast and I don't
1:03:32
know how to act. Justin
1:03:37
you never answered my question about your New
1:03:39
Year's resolutions unless you did and I forgot.
1:03:41
New Year's resolution? With my memory. No he
1:03:43
just said that you don't need to have
1:03:45
a New Year. Do you guys ever have
1:03:47
a... Yeah I shut down your stupid fucking
1:03:50
question. Do you guys have serious
1:03:52
conversations on this podcast? You want to talk about shitting
1:03:54
your pants and... You've listened to
1:03:56
the podcast. Yeah I stopped. As
1:04:03
Ethan would say, this is true. This is true. You
1:04:05
got me on here. You must be digging at the
1:04:07
bottom of the barrel. Crazy.
1:04:10
What a psychotic move. No, I just did
1:04:12
charity over the weekend. I thought I'd do it a
1:04:14
little more. Yeah, it feels good to give, huh? It
1:04:16
feels good to give back to the community. Doing nobody
1:04:18
any way. That has taken so much from me. New
1:04:20
Year's resolution. Hey,
1:04:24
listen. It should, I mean, it should
1:04:26
be kind of, I don't know, it's kind of the same every week.
1:04:29
I don't know. It's kind of the same every year. It's
1:04:31
like, be better. Yeah, the before picture. It's always, I'm gonna wait,
1:04:33
you know? Touch
1:04:36
your New Year's resolution is to keep the
1:04:38
pictures going. God, I have such a
1:04:40
good one from earlier this year. I think I showed, did I
1:04:42
show it to you? It's
1:04:44
me, like, with my mustache. And
1:04:47
my gut's just fucking hanging out. I'm just
1:04:49
doing this one. Holding the camera like this,
1:04:51
just going... Just
1:04:56
fed up. Just fed up with gross...
1:04:59
How many years? Five? Since
1:05:02
before I moved here. Which was like five years ago, yeah.
1:05:04
We can get to ten. Man,
1:05:07
I want all of these framed.
1:05:10
Yeah, as soon as I get a good after photo. Might be a
1:05:12
while. You need to take enough of them that you can put them
1:05:14
under like a Rolodex and you just start spinning them. And
1:05:18
it's like, I took a picture of
1:05:20
myself every year. Yeah,
1:05:24
we can do that. We can do that. Good.
1:05:26
In my room. Okay. Good.
1:05:30
I'm glad. Still didn't answer the resolution.
1:05:32
No, the resolution. Yeah. The
1:05:38
honest answer is like rediscovering who
1:05:41
I am. I think that
1:05:43
it's easy to lose track of that
1:05:46
when you're focused on doing
1:05:48
things for other people all the time. Most
1:05:51
people in their day-to-day lives, they
1:05:53
work for other people. And
1:05:56
it can be all-consuming.
1:06:00
So rediscovering who you are, I like that a lot. That's
1:06:03
good. What if you don't like what you find? Well
1:06:06
then I'll just focus on other people again. And just
1:06:08
get through this. They got me
1:06:10
30 odd years into my life. You gotta be whoever you want
1:06:12
to be though. That's the beauty of
1:06:14
it. Fake it long
1:06:16
enough that... Don't fake it till you make it,
1:06:18
because then that means you'll go back. Fake
1:06:21
it till you become it. Someone
1:06:23
said something good about... It's not fake it till
1:06:25
you make it, but like... Do it till
1:06:27
you shoot it or something. Or fucking... That
1:06:30
just sounds like the same thing, but they want it
1:06:32
to be funny about it. Yeah. Write
1:06:36
it till you diet. Write it
1:06:38
till you diet. That's
1:06:42
what I say about the sausage. Write
1:06:44
it till I diet. It
1:06:48
does, because I'm eating so much sausage, I'm gaining weight, and
1:06:51
then I have to diet. I'm
1:06:55
unappreciated in my time. I
1:06:58
need to go back out on tour to the audience that will
1:07:00
laugh at my jokes, because they're
1:07:02
paying too. They're paying to laugh at
1:07:04
you. I always worry
1:07:06
about that, that when you're on stage in front
1:07:08
of people like that, that they're just laughing at
1:07:10
anything. Because they paid for it
1:07:12
and they think that... Oh, because they're just
1:07:14
there for a good time and they like you
1:07:17
already. So I'm like, that's fine, but also
1:07:19
hold me to a higher standard sometimes. Well,
1:07:21
that's just you not giving yourself enough credit for what
1:07:24
you're saying on stage and doing... I don't
1:07:26
remember anything that I say on stage. I'm in the moment. Are
1:07:29
you talking about your show or like either? I
1:07:33
can't remember any of it. Your show is
1:07:35
like... Clon. Clon.
1:07:39
God bless you. Thank you. I
1:07:43
don't remember like... Oh, I
1:07:45
got notes on me. Number eight. Your boy. Oh
1:07:49
yeah. Your boy. I
1:07:51
got JP over here. You
1:07:54
don't have anything quite for you, do you? No, I don't
1:07:57
have a tattoo for Ethan's tour. We
1:08:00
do have matching tattoos though. Hmm kind
1:08:03
of funny how that works. Yeah.
1:08:05
No, I definitely like Shawn a little bit better than I
1:08:07
like you No,
1:08:18
I couldn't actually jokingly I've hurt Ethan a lot
1:08:20
you know, I'm exclusively jokingly hurt Ethan There's a
1:08:22
lot of pain what I don't like is that
1:08:24
you call it a thank bitch for eight hours
1:08:26
straight. I Like
1:08:28
to think bitch think bitch was a good bit. I think a
1:08:31
lot of people like saying bitch Yeah, like
1:08:33
I said, I say the humor that I think Ethan
1:08:35
would react to. Mm-hmm. I like to think
1:08:37
but yeah Would you say it if
1:08:39
it hurt your feelings though? me Would
1:08:43
I call myself think bitches that we're asking? No, like if
1:08:45
would you call me on it? It's something that you would
1:08:47
oh No No,
1:08:51
I don't like that I don't
1:08:53
like the idea that I could have annoyed you
1:08:55
and you don't say anything about it. Oh Why
1:09:01
don't we talk about a few times where he's crossed the
1:09:04
line with you yeah save space I
1:09:09
Can't think of anything you haven't I
1:09:12
think I'm lying I Think
1:09:16
that you guys want to get off your chest right now. Oh a
1:09:19
mediator. Oh Shams
1:09:23
like gonna start. I think we're pretty good. No,
1:09:26
there was a moment earlier in
1:09:28
the the cast where You
1:09:31
had been like showing up late or like postponing episodes
1:09:33
or something and I was like worried your heart wasn't
1:09:35
in it Yeah, and I just said that to him
1:09:37
and we moved on. Yep. I
1:09:39
think that's the only thing that's happened But
1:09:42
you also had a lot going on during that time that
1:09:44
was like mid documentary it was made something else Everyone's
1:09:48
got a lot going on Yeah,
1:09:50
but you were you were like really overwhelmed at that
1:09:53
point Yeah, I think
1:09:55
it's still fair to be like well. You're not showing up on
1:09:57
time. I know I'm just saying that I'm not blaming you for
1:10:00
it as in like you actually didn't care. I
1:10:03
was aware that you had a lot going on. But
1:10:06
thanks. Oh, here we go. I
1:10:09
wish you would just look at me in the eye and go, thank you.
1:10:12
See, thank you. Close
1:10:17
enough. Close enough. What are you thanking him for
1:10:19
though? He just said something critical
1:10:21
and then walked you right out of it with his
1:10:23
own words. Just gaslit
1:10:26
you back into sitting over there. Uh,
1:10:31
no, I'm glad that we could talk openly
1:10:33
about that. Yeah. At that time.
1:10:36
I think it's important. I'm standing up for myself more this year. You
1:10:38
are? That's my thing. When's the last time
1:10:40
you set up for yourself? Like two weeks ago on a
1:10:42
thankless call. Nice. Oh yeah. Nice.
1:10:46
It's pretty cool. Feels good. I
1:10:49
should- Wanna get drunk on power? Shaun,
1:10:51
are you a fuck you? So
1:10:55
no lunch time. Nothing to eat.
1:10:57
Nothing to eat? Okay. You'll
1:11:00
learn. You're 27. I'm
1:11:02
34 soon. I
1:11:04
think it's hard to stand up for yourself because
1:11:07
my whole thing, my therapist is always like, you don't want
1:11:10
to come off as a dick. Yeah.
1:11:12
That's the thing that I struggle with a lot where
1:11:14
it's like, I don't want to come off as like
1:11:16
ungrateful or like an asshole
1:11:19
or whatever. Yeah, but you could just see your piece and then
1:11:21
go, but no worries if not. That's
1:11:23
how I respond to every text ever.
1:11:26
No worries if not. I almost put that
1:11:28
in because you made me text Jeff
1:11:30
to get a ticket for the Gabe Awards last night. And
1:11:33
I almost put in no worries if not as
1:11:35
a joke. I
1:11:37
would have put that. With Ethan, you
1:11:39
got to learn how to read or hear his
1:11:42
yeses. Cause you'll
1:11:44
always say yes. If
1:11:46
I ask you for something or to do something, you'll always say
1:11:48
yes. It's a body language thing. If he doesn't want to do
1:11:50
it, he'll go. If he says yeah. Or
1:11:54
if he says yes. I just
1:11:57
start convulsing. So no. Yeah,
1:12:02
you've gotten pretty good at reading my yeses, but
1:12:04
you're correct. I will just say yes. This
1:12:08
is good. I like this. I don't think that we should
1:12:10
– I don't think that you say yes to everything,
1:12:13
but I think that you're a very generous person, and
1:12:15
you'd want to help people. You want to help everyone. I
1:12:18
don't think it's a fear of disappointing people. I
1:12:20
think you are reaching your limit, though. Yeah,
1:12:22
I think that a lot of it is a fear
1:12:24
of disappointing people, though. I don't
1:12:27
like disappointing people. But
1:12:29
you also like helping people. I
1:12:31
like helping people. I think that's
1:12:34
overriding your
1:12:36
desire to not disappoint people. How
1:12:38
do I disappoint people more? Say
1:12:40
no. You've
1:12:44
got to condense your circles.
1:12:47
Have you agreed to do something in the next week or two
1:12:49
that you don't want to do that's coming
1:12:51
up? This is probably part of
1:12:53
the problem, too, where you can't remember. I can't
1:12:55
literally just like can't remember. I
1:12:59
don't think so, but I probably will.
1:13:02
Probably will. I want you to call somebody and cancel a plan.
1:13:05
Oh, man. That sucks. I
1:13:07
want you to make an appointment somewhere just so
1:13:09
you have an excuse to call and expose
1:13:12
your therapy. My therapist did that
1:13:14
with me a
1:13:16
couple of years ago. This was like right before COVID.
1:13:18
She was like, for – until I
1:13:20
see you next, we see each other every week. She
1:13:24
was like, you can't do anything for anybody. She
1:13:26
was like, if anybody asks you for anything, you
1:13:28
have to say no. Even
1:13:30
my paycheck's late. Sorry. Sorry. Can't
1:13:32
do it. I'm
1:13:35
no man this week. But even
1:13:37
she was like, if you're going to the grocery
1:13:39
store and your roommate asks you to get something,
1:13:41
you say no. It
1:13:43
was awful. Did you do it? Yep.
1:13:46
It sucked. There was
1:13:48
a few times where I let it slip. And
1:13:50
I said yes. Relapsed.
1:13:52
Yes, I can't ask for anything. He
1:13:55
offered me $500 to help him pack up his house
1:13:57
and move. I don't like that. segment
1:14:00
has turned into us attacking
1:14:02
Ethan for the way he
1:14:04
is clearly making him uncomfortable. Wait no
1:14:06
no no that's not... it
1:14:08
is. I want you to feel bad.
1:14:11
Attack me! I don't think that's
1:14:13
not an attack. I do this
1:14:15
a lot with Ethan because I
1:14:18
think that he gives too much of himself to other
1:14:20
people and I mean it feeds into like
1:14:22
rediscovering who you are and doing what makes you happy.
1:14:25
I think that's why I sympathize with it a lot because at
1:14:28
27 I was the exact same way. I
1:14:30
was on tour almost when
1:14:33
I was doing non-stop things for other people. You
1:14:36
learn. You get sick of it after all. Well
1:14:40
it's like you say no a few times and you
1:14:42
cancel a few things and it's like oh people didn't
1:14:45
get mad at me and I didn't disappoint anybody. Yeah.
1:14:48
What you were saying before of like what do you do
1:14:50
for fun and not
1:14:53
just like a thing that like what do you do actually
1:14:55
for fun. I have no idea. I don't do anything for
1:14:57
fun. I think the one thing that you do for fun
1:14:59
you're not allowed to talk about for some reason. Yeah.
1:15:03
Which I don't know why I feel that way. Don't let
1:15:06
him pressure you into talking about it if you don't want
1:15:08
to talk about it. It's a fear of judgment I feel.
1:15:10
Can we talk about it? Yeah why not?
1:15:13
No. No! That was a test! Oh
1:15:15
my god! Joffelyn
1:15:20
did this with me the other
1:15:22
day. Because. And clearly you're not learning.
1:15:24
Because somebody in my life wanted to have a
1:15:27
conversation with me that I didn't want to have
1:15:29
and you were like you kept
1:15:31
coming up to me going Ethan can we talk and I'll
1:15:33
go yeah what's up and you'd go no
1:15:35
you're supposed to say no but it was hard with
1:15:37
you though because I thought that you actually had something
1:15:39
that you wanted to talk about. Yeah
1:15:41
you can't do it with the people you're closest to. Tough.
1:15:44
It's tough. Yeah but I think
1:15:46
you're a great person. Thanks. I think you guys
1:15:48
are all great people. I think you're overwhelming yourself
1:15:50
a lot and it's hard to see sometimes and
1:15:53
I see a lot of myself in you. But
1:15:57
I'd like to see a little more of myself in you. Ahem.
1:16:01
That means a lot. I think that's why I give a lot
1:16:03
of advice, but you don't always have to take it. Fuck,
1:16:07
just touch my ear. It was
1:16:10
Esmeralda. Esmeralda. Renesme!
1:16:12
No, that's not what it was.
1:16:15
Yeah, what was her name? What did I say it was? Mel.
1:16:17
No, you're not gonna say it. Emmelda. I
1:16:19
thought it was Esmeralda. Emmelda!
1:16:23
What do you do for fun? What do I do
1:16:25
for fun? Yeah, just put all that part out and cut to
1:16:28
this fucking bullshit that he's looking at. Fuck,
1:16:30
dude. I
1:16:32
watch Marvel movies. I like
1:16:35
to play pickleball. I like golfing.
1:16:37
I like watching my Miami Dolphins
1:16:39
lose constantly. No, they're good. You
1:16:42
don't even know what football is. You think it's a round ball. Yeah,
1:16:44
but I know people make fun of you for wearing the hat.
1:16:47
No one makes fun of me for wearing... Are
1:16:49
people talking about the hat? I
1:16:52
remember when you met another Dolphins fan once, and
1:16:54
you were like, there are dozens of us. I
1:16:56
found the Dolphins bar. It's
1:16:59
called... The
1:17:01
Snug. The Snug. It's in Burbank.
1:17:03
It holds about 40 people, which
1:17:05
is the entire fucking community of
1:17:07
Dolphins fans. Never full. Are the
1:17:09
Dolphins good? I actually don't know.
1:17:11
They're very good. They're very good.
1:17:13
Yeah, Miami. Miami,
1:17:16
yeah, the Miami Dolphins football team. I
1:17:18
should have worn my jersey today. God, they could use the
1:17:20
promotion, I think. Are they going all the way?
1:17:22
Super Bowl? Some people think so. I also
1:17:25
think so. But
1:17:27
I'm not confident. But
1:17:30
listen, they've been letting me down for my entire life. Aren't they the
1:17:32
top of the... The leaderboard?
1:17:34
The NFC? No. AMC?
1:17:38
NFL. The AFC. What
1:17:42
does that stand for? The American
1:17:44
Football Club. Why did they
1:17:46
have two different things? I know less about football
1:17:48
than I let on. Why don't they just go
1:17:50
east side, west side? Yeah, Justin. They don't have
1:17:52
the same ring to it, I don't think. Come
1:17:54
on. East side football. No, make up an opinion.
1:17:57
Yeah, well, they don't podcast. You can say whatever you want.
1:17:59
They actually used to. It could
1:18:01
be the WFC and the EFC. Yeah,
1:18:04
no they used to, but then it became...
1:18:06
Yeah, but the WFC is the Wildlife Championship
1:18:08
where they make animals wrestle. That'd be sick.
1:18:12
Well, actually it would be a little sad. Gangs,
1:18:16
that's why. Mmm. Back
1:18:19
in the 90s when... That makes sense. Hip-hop culture was really
1:18:21
coming up and there was the East Coast vs. West Coast
1:18:23
rivalry. The NFL was forced
1:18:26
to change the name. Oh,
1:18:28
interesting. That makes sense actually. Yeah,
1:18:30
it does. Did you just make that up? Yeah.
1:18:34
Did you actually...? Yeah.
1:18:42
No, I didn't make that up. How could I make that up? Yeah,
1:18:45
to the top of the former EFC. And
1:18:48
no, yeah, EFC, which is
1:18:50
the East Coast... Football.
1:18:55
Who's the best football team?
1:18:58
The Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins. No,
1:19:01
I... Well, so... Like
1:19:03
the generic, like, in England people
1:19:05
will always be like, Oh, Miami Dolphins is the best, Liverpool
1:19:08
is the best. I mean it changes. It used to be
1:19:10
the fucking Patriots... I don't
1:19:12
know. Dude, I don't know. The Patriots,
1:19:14
when it was like Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. That's
1:19:16
what I was thinking of. Now it's like Kansas City
1:19:18
probably because of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. They
1:19:21
are actually a very good... Yeah, yeah, here's Ethan's big
1:19:23
theory. I have a rumor. Not a rumor. Not
1:19:26
a rumor. I'm a conspiracy theory. So she's trying to get them
1:19:28
into the Super Bowl? She's going to perform? No,
1:19:31
she's not going to perform. But I
1:19:33
think that the games are going more
1:19:35
in the Chiefs' favor because they know
1:19:37
that if the Chiefs get into the
1:19:39
Super Bowl, whether or not they win, if the Chiefs
1:19:41
get into the Super Bowl, it's going
1:19:43
to have a record-breaking amount of viewers
1:19:46
because of the relationship between Travis Kelsey
1:19:48
and the other two. I
1:19:50
don't think Swifties
1:19:52
are going to go to a football
1:19:54
game. It's been
1:19:57
crazy on the Internet, though. I think that
1:19:59
the V- viewership would go up. Oh, viewership
1:20:01
for sure. Regardless, the Super Bowl is gonna
1:20:03
sell out. For that one chance to see
1:20:05
Taylor in the booth going, yeah!
1:20:07
Yeah, doing a secret handshake with Travis
1:20:09
Kelsey's mother, being like, she's just like
1:20:11
us. No, that's what I mean
1:20:13
though. Viewership
1:20:16
across the board, I think, will be... That
1:20:18
or Love is actually real and he's just playing
1:20:21
better because he's in a committed relationship. And
1:20:24
the whole team are inspired by him. Here's what
1:20:26
I'm afraid of. Love? Oh yeah.
1:20:31
That the Miami Dolphins beat the Kansas
1:20:34
City Chiefs in the AFC Championship. Oh.
1:20:36
And then everyone starts to hate the
1:20:38
Miami Dolphins even more. That's a scary
1:20:40
thought. That is scary. That's
1:20:43
not that scary. Well,
1:20:45
I mean, just culturally how significant a
1:20:47
community can like rally against something and
1:20:49
completely destroy it. Yeah, and especially because
1:20:52
we're having so much fun out there.
1:20:54
Why do you like Miami Dolphins so
1:20:56
much? You're Canadian. Well, we didn't have
1:20:58
a team in the NFL. We had the
1:21:01
Canadian Football League, which was mostly teams named the Rough
1:21:03
Riders. But why
1:21:05
Miami? Ace Ventura, pet detective. Finkle
1:21:10
design horn. Yeah. Whoa. Can't watch that
1:21:12
movie anymore. Yeah, you can. What's
1:21:14
wrong with it? Should
1:21:17
we wrap this one up? I
1:21:25
think we can. Have we started? We
1:21:28
talked about football. You talk about this little amount
1:21:30
of things all the
1:21:33
time? Yeah. I feel like we didn't talk about
1:21:35
anything. Yeah, we did. We talked about... Let's
1:21:37
recap. Yeah, we did. Our feelings. You
1:21:40
guys cornered me for a bit. I
1:21:42
want you to know that always comes from a good
1:21:44
place. And no one doesn't. I
1:21:49
mean, Cornered Rat will go for the throat. I
1:21:51
know. I know. And he is from the year of
1:21:53
the rat. I am. We learned that I'm from the
1:21:55
year of the rat. I'm the horse. What
1:21:57
are you? What are you, a fucking pig?
1:22:00
pig or something. I
1:22:03
don't know why I said it. I
1:22:05
don't know why I said it. I'm
1:22:08
wonderful having you on the podcast. I
1:22:10
don't even know why I said it. I saw
1:22:12
all of the joy drain out of your face.
1:22:15
Probably a fucking snake. What's it going to be? 1989,
1:22:19
Josslyn, what year is it? Pull it up,
1:22:21
Joss. Snake. I'm
1:22:25
going to fucking bite your ankles. You need
1:22:27
to watch over him. I'm going
1:22:29
to put a rat in the corner, snake in the
1:22:31
grass. Horse just trying to eat shit. Horse just staring
1:22:33
at his cock being like, fuck yeah. Hey,
1:22:37
we started talking about Sean's hog. Let's
1:22:39
wrap it up talking about Sean's massive
1:22:42
hog. Oh, jacksepticec cock. Year
1:22:45
of the hog. Love
1:22:47
that. Told you,
1:22:49
pig. I just want
1:22:51
that to trend. Jacksepticeye has a
1:22:53
huge cock. Jacksepticec
1:22:56
cock. J-Cog. Jacksepticec
1:22:59
hog. I like that
1:23:01
hog. Jackhoggis.
1:23:06
Jackhoggis. Is it going to change your name
1:23:08
back to Sean McLaughlin on YouTube? No. Why
1:23:12
not? Because
1:23:14
branding is fucking on point. SEO
1:23:16
is developing strong. What does
1:23:18
SEO mean? Search engine
1:23:20
optimization. It says for Sony Entertainment
1:23:23
Online. You don't think people would be able
1:23:25
to find you using your real name? No, we want Jacksepticeye. Thanks
1:23:29
for tuning in, everybody. Really glad to have Justin on.
1:23:32
Hopefully it was actually exciting to watch. Maybe you can see why we're
1:23:34
friends with him, or maybe we won't be friends with him anymore,
1:23:36
depending on how the internet reacts to how he was. I
1:23:39
don't want to even joke about that. You
1:23:43
opened yourself up to our communities. Now
1:23:45
they will decide your fate. Judgment
1:23:48
is swift. Just like
1:23:50
Taylor. It'll be
1:23:52
like Survivor. Life is long. The tribe has
1:23:54
spoken. Right now isn't
1:23:56
forever. Your
1:23:59
circumstances don't work. don't define you, things
1:24:03
can change. They
1:24:05
can definitely get worse.
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