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is it? No

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turn it on. I want to oh, how did

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he do that you have a remote control in your

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asshole like that chest guy Mm-hmm.

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Hey you bet I do and I just go make

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it flash I Can't

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make it flash it's only on enough. Oh,

0:24

wow Yeah,

0:31

oh That's

0:36

a bummer that the the hurts is I Know

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and I too lazy my cameras like all the way over

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there, so I haven't done it yet You

0:44

ever think about those things? It's like I could do this

0:46

tiny little thing that would make everything so much better, and

0:48

I was like I'm lazy I don't

0:51

want to do that. Yeah every

0:53

every time we record the podcast I go oh Because

0:57

I Because when I

0:59

record my video careful about what you say right

1:01

after the hold on but because when I record

1:03

my videos I Have

1:06

my camera set to 4k, but then I'm recording

1:08

through OBS, so it's down sampled to 1080 And

1:12

so then when we were pulled record the

1:14

podcast though. I don't record on OBS I

1:16

just record straight to the camera okay, but

1:18

then I have to change my

1:20

settings from 4k back down to 1080 Have

1:23

you ever thought about who actually

1:26

cares Have

1:29

you ever thought of last People

1:34

are watching on their fucking phones no one's gonna

1:36

notice that you down sampled 4k Yeah,

1:39

I know, but then it doesn't crop cuz

1:41

then I could take take advantage of the full sensor.

1:43

Oh Take advantage

1:45

of this full sensor I Have

1:52

a couple of things written down today, okay

1:55

because I don't know if you big day

2:00

Oh my god, why did you I don't

2:03

know if you I would away with what

2:05

some stuff hold on Okay

2:08

here it is I don't know if you

2:11

caught wind of this, but I just saw this

2:13

I think yesterday I was like oh We've

2:15

got to talk about this on the podcast And then I

2:17

didn't read any of it because I was like maybe we'll

2:20

read it on the podcast and find out together now I'm

2:22

excited. I don't know if you've heard

2:24

about this But in

2:27

Glasgow there was a Willy Wonka

2:29

experience have you heard about this I have

2:33

There's a Willy Wonka experience and

2:36

They're being outed because they used

2:38

AI To make

2:40

promotional materials to make it look like

2:43

this crazy winter wonderland, and

2:45

it turned out to be We're

2:48

gonna get stabbed in the back of a Tesco

2:51

It was like what was that it

2:53

was like Dashcon Just

2:57

like that Shitty

2:59

warehouse they didn't even use just AI imagery to be

3:02

like oh it looks like Willy Wonka because we're like

3:04

this is what It looked like but they also said

3:07

shit on it that was false like

3:09

the pictures one thing That's horrible

3:12

on its own, but then you double down and we're like it has

3:14

a chocolate river It has this it has

3:16

come drop fountains can't remember exactly what

3:18

they said, but they said some bullshit Then

3:20

kids showed up and they were crying and calling the police.

3:22

I Love the start of

3:25

this article. It says it was built

3:27

up as a Celebration of chocolate

3:29

and all of its delightful forms, but

3:31

ended up a tragic tale worthy of

3:33

an Oompa Loompa song Tragedy

3:41

of Glasgow Glasgow has fallen

3:45

so the Event

3:48

organizer is called a house of

3:50

Illuminati sure it charged up

3:52

to 35 pounds for tickets and promised

3:54

an immersive Experience based on

3:57

the Warner Brothers film Wonka which

3:59

stars Timothy? Chalamet. Yeah,

4:01

Timothy wasn't even there. Timothy is Raging

4:05

right now. He's like my name

4:07

is being used alongside this horrible

4:09

scam. I wonder

4:11

if Timothy Chalamet could sue

4:13

House of Illuminati for Yeah,

4:17

and him and if he still was Kylie Jenner

4:19

both of them rock up and like They

4:22

smoke and like tip ashes on the people in the

4:24

crowd that's what they did at a

4:27

Beyonce concert or a Taylor Swift concert I

4:30

don't keep up with it. Okay. I

4:32

saw a weird video the other day. I

4:36

Do you have? Do

4:38

you have strong opinions about Timothy Chalamet?

4:42

Not really Neither do I

4:46

I I think that he has been

4:48

in good films I think he's a great

4:50

actor that I wish he would do more

4:52

indie stuff all the time because I feel

4:54

like he suits those Very well. Yeah

4:58

I saw a video of him recently they were doing

5:00

some press stuff for Dune and

5:02

the day it was over They

5:05

have her assless chaps on Like

5:14

I'll go into the game Awards I want like

5:16

a cool outfit I want to like really blow

5:18

the doors off and like just stand out and

5:21

I'm like, I don't have the courage to do

5:23

it I don't look like Zendaya with my ass

5:28

but she was she was like 10 feet away from

5:30

him doing this press interview and There

5:33

was a bunch of people there and the room was

5:35

like completely silent and then

5:37

it's just it pans over

5:40

to Timothy Chalamet and he has a little

5:42

microphone and he just he's and

5:44

it's like very respectful and everything and I

5:46

get what he's saying But it was really

5:48

funny where he's just like see how she

5:50

commands the room. That's how you do

5:52

it right there Ladies

5:56

and gentlemen, Mambo number five Funny

6:01

like was like in his mouth

6:03

basically I think I saw

6:05

in passing I think I saw that on Twitter or

6:07

something and then I Like the

6:09

audio wasn't on so I didn't know what was happening. I

6:11

just thought it was a promotional thing for doing So

6:15

funny I love those moments when

6:17

people create memes without realizing it and then

6:19

I get sad Have

6:21

you ever seen those ones where it's like? Oh

6:23

Ryan Gosling's fries British snacks and Canadian snacks or

6:25

whatever and then he like hides

6:27

himself eating He's like, I don't want to be a

6:30

meme again, and I'm like Ryan That's

6:32

good What

6:35

are you doing don't you realize how easy

6:37

this is for you some of us would

6:39

kill Ryan Where

6:46

it's like Yeah,

6:49

I'm just like Ryan Gosling and it's I don't

6:51

know what movie it's from but him talking to

6:53

a girl and she's like All right. I'll see

6:55

you tomorrow and he's like see you tomorrow. He's

6:57

like Super

6:59

awkwardly Anyway,

7:04

where were we this event it

7:07

it promised giant mushrooms candy canes

7:09

and chocolate fountains along with special

7:11

audio and visual effects all narrated

7:14

by dancing oompa loompa

7:17

oompa loompas but

7:20

instead when eager family

7:22

tragedy stroke to the

7:24

address in in white inch

7:26

in Industrial area

7:28

of Glasgow Glasgow's Yes

7:32

Okay, cool Sparsely

7:35

decorated warehouse with a scattering of

7:37

plastic props a small bouncy castle

7:39

and some backdrops pinned against walls

7:42

Everyone was in uproar. It's not even like

7:45

oh we have Willy Wonka at home It's

7:47

not even like Willy Wonka from wish calm.

7:49

It looked like a bunch of people didn't

7:51

know what Willy Wonka was Just

7:54

use the words and then they hired people

7:56

who didn't have any they hired people who've

7:58

never seen the movie Read or heard of

8:01

it and there were just decorated. Kids

8:03

the like it sounds as

8:05

I wonder how this stuff

8:07

works as far as like

8:10

if you're throwing. A

8:12

Willie Wonka a vents around like

8:14

this. seems like it might have

8:16

been. It's based

8:19

on the Warner Brothers film, so they're

8:21

probably just trying to profit off of

8:23

the movie coming out. But I wonder

8:25

if they have to license things. and

8:27

I wonder if Warner Brothers and now

8:29

to the Lab. Nothing like. The

8:32

that we're going as soon as the

8:34

face we can't Nothing is infringing attempting

8:36

to look at anything but I didn't

8:38

eat foods oh, videos and name to

8:40

and I'm I'm I'm pretty sure you

8:43

have to have licensing for that or

8:45

at least work with like. Like.

8:48

A media ad agency or a group.

8:50

They do these events. But

8:53

this. Itself so is

8:55

worse than anybody who's like listening to

8:57

this are watching. This is worse than

8:59

you think it is like you think

9:01

oh yeah happy that bites. It looks

9:04

like. Where. The back for

9:06

a new front of it caught in the back.

9:08

Like or you don't go out front onto the

9:10

floor. A lot of fans can't go back there.

9:12

It looked like that. Where. It's just

9:14

the a hungry walls, concrete floor

9:16

and black curtains block to know

9:19

everything and that's it. It's so

9:21

bad. So someone who as an

9:23

actor ah hired by the company.

9:26

To perform had some statements ah he

9:28

said. My heart sank just looking around.

9:30

I felt sad because those aware of

9:32

how many kids are going to come

9:34

through at the end we were hold

9:36

says that we were told to just

9:38

hand kids a couple of jelly beans

9:40

and a quarter cup of lemonade or

9:42

at. Least.

9:46

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9:48

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9:50

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9:52

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it's funny as you're making the joke

11:40

of with but the budget on the

11:42

lights there are no i have a

11:44

couple with from from through the windows

11:47

it's so as it's so weird looking

11:49

of this and at these photos so

11:51

like the one that i'm looking at.

11:55

right now it's like a it's like

11:57

a bridge with the candy cane ray

11:59

And it like looks fine, I guess

12:02

but it doesn't lead to anything like

12:04

I don't know what it's going To

12:14

cross the bridge Oh

12:21

my god, where do they get these props? it

12:24

looks like it's taking place in an airport like

12:26

the part of the airport that was shut down

12:28

and They're still working on

12:30

it and they're like we have space. Yeah,

12:33

there's just pipes exposed painted

12:35

concrete. There's one life It's

12:41

It's so ridiculous. I wonder

12:43

how many people Let

12:46

me see if I can see how many people

12:48

attended the event. It looks like

12:51

Where you would send kids to torture them? Yeah,

12:54

like if you wanted information out of kids

12:58

That's it. They're gonna tell you entering this

13:00

place and you know, like kids

13:03

are so imaginative But

13:05

you can't know imagination can do this

13:10

The only imagining you can do is I

13:12

can't imagine how this happened Like

13:17

see being someone that is working this

13:19

event and being like man This is

13:21

really bad and then you know dealing

13:23

with angry parents angry adults is one

13:25

thing but seeing like children

13:28

come in all happy and then they look around

13:30

they're like What

13:32

I? Was promised a magical

13:35

day. They said that parents called the police

13:37

and there was just kids like wailing in

13:39

the background like crying about the event Like

13:44

a crime was committed like they just

13:46

saw their parents like brought in and killed There's

13:49

God all of these All

13:53

of these and feel free to put these

13:55

up on the screen on on on the

13:58

YouTube video All

14:00

of the photos are just

14:03

like the props. Some of the props

14:05

themselves, I guess, are kind of cool, but

14:07

there's no environment around them. Like you were

14:09

just saying, there's just black like- It's just

14:11

on concrete. It's just mushrooms

14:13

growing out of grass on the concrete.

14:16

It's so awful. It's

14:19

so bad. They probably spent more on the

14:21

blackout curtain thing than they did on anything

14:24

else. It feels like they found these props

14:26

and then were like, you know what we

14:28

could do? They were

14:30

just driving down the street and it was in a dump, but they

14:32

were like, we got these props. We can do a Wonka thing. This

14:35

doesn't even seem real. The

14:37

photo op thing I just said. It's

14:41

so sad. For

14:44

the audio listeners, there's a photo op

14:46

thing and it's just like

14:49

a sheet that has A.I.R.T on it.

14:52

Handy. Yeah, it's basically A.I.R.T.

14:54

It probably is. It's just a

14:56

sheet hung up on a wall. It's

14:59

not even a light. And the sheet covers

15:01

like a quarter of the wall. And

15:05

it's just in the middle. And they have

15:07

like what's this fucking velvet robe thing,

15:09

like the thing to put you in a queue, but

15:11

it's just at the side of

15:13

it next to the fire hose. This

15:18

is so bad. I don't think you need to worry about

15:20

kids getting to the fire exit because no one's going near

15:22

that. They could have, that

15:25

wall, they could have rented a projector

15:27

and put it up in

15:29

front of that instead. Oh

15:32

my God. So

15:34

all these photos that I'm

15:36

seeing are showing like what the environment

15:39

looks like, but I'm wondering like, what

15:42

were the activities? Yeah,

15:45

there's no, is there any pictures of like

15:47

kids in it? Because

15:50

I'm like, how did these, it feels like

15:52

not many people went. Yeah.

15:55

Maybe that part of the problem, like 10 people showed

15:57

up and they were like, well, we're not going to

15:59

make this. look good if only 10 people bought tickets

16:02

my god Sean look

16:04

at this TMZ article and

16:07

just click on the arrows to go

16:09

through some of the photos it

16:11

looks like

16:13

a frat like beer pong table with a

16:15

bunch of cups of a quarter cup let

16:17

me get a crack dead it's like she's

16:20

about to get the mess so bad I

16:22

feel so bad

16:29

for all these Jesus Christ it's

16:31

like a canteen there's like a bouncy

16:33

hose in the quarter with nothing else

16:36

around it it's so

16:38

if you got a picture 14 what is this

16:41

it's like a weird maze

16:43

of just sheets it's

16:46

just to confuse the kids to really

16:49

it's like a house of mirrors

16:51

but they just have mirrors on

16:53

the side like full length skinny

16:55

mirrors and they're

16:57

so scattered around picture

16:59

12 it just has

17:04

a blackboard with equations on industrial pipe

17:07

holy fuck these this has to

17:16

be that they had props

17:19

for promoting the movie back in December and

17:22

then some company got opportunistic and we're like we

17:24

can take these and make an event out of

17:26

it like they

17:28

were gonna throw out the props or something

17:30

like that that's probably what happened yeah

17:33

oh my god there is like a wonka

17:35

giant chocolate bar see

17:39

stuff like that I wonder if they'll get

17:41

in legal trouble I hope it's like okay

17:43

you have wonka stuff they

17:45

should be brought to court for child

17:47

abuse yeah this

17:50

is like it's like going

17:52

to the mall and then being saying like oh

17:54

we're gonna see Santa like as a kid you

17:57

know it's not the real Santa but think you walk up pull

18:00

off his beard and cut his head off in front of you.

18:03

And then you're like, I didn't want any of

18:05

this. Like, how you

18:07

like that kid? Magic's real.

18:10

Everyone, everyone think of

18:12

Santa's workshop when you went to the mall

18:14

to see Santa. Okay. Now, now

18:17

take away all the magic. It's

18:19

just like. Take away all the workshop. Yeah.

18:23

It's just like shitty

18:25

like frame of house with

18:28

nothing on it. The most bare

18:30

bones thing. It has like

18:32

a really tiny JPEG blown

18:34

up into a whole wall. And

18:36

it's only on one wall and the backside of it, you

18:38

can see the backside of it and it's just bare timber.

18:42

That's a lot of kids interacting

18:44

with it and just looking into

18:46

a pipe. Why? You know

18:48

what it is? It's fucking weird, like things that you

18:51

turn on and it vibrates in your hand and like

18:53

bounces around the floor. But it

18:55

looks like one of the like beach

18:57

things from Normandy, like D-Day.

19:01

Like the wave breakers. Imagination

19:05

lab. Wow. And

19:07

fucking just leave for the car park. Yeah.

19:11

The thing that I am like, man,

19:14

this must have sucked to

19:16

work because obviously it's the people

19:18

that organized the event and did the whole

19:21

thing. It's their fault that it's so bad.

19:23

But I bet all of the actors got

19:26

so much verbal abuse from

19:28

all these parents. And just be

19:30

like, I was just hired to

19:32

pour quarter cups of lemonade. Yeah, you want

19:34

a tiny bit of lemonade, that'll help. I

19:37

think the last thing you need is kids in a

19:39

shitty environment like that getting hopped up on sugar. It's

19:43

like they take the lemonade. They take the,

19:45

like you need to at least give a Wonka bar. You

19:48

can't be at a Wonka experience and not get

19:51

like, Wonka bars don't really have the best

19:53

chocolate in them. But it's like, at least

19:55

give them one of those. They

19:57

got some jelly beans. They got a few jelly beans.

20:00

beans and a quarter cup of lemonade. You would have

20:02

had a better experience if you were just in the

20:04

car park in a line and they were just like

20:06

going down the line being like here's your lemonade, here's

20:08

your bar, thanks. Here

20:10

you go. Yeah, that would have been better.

20:12

Otherwise you're like, I got what I paid

20:15

for. That's

20:18

brutal. Awful. A

20:21

horrible incident that

20:23

has afflicted Glasgow and Glaswegians

20:25

everywhere. This

20:28

is my new Roman Empire. There's

20:31

one statement from a mother

20:33

and it's just like, oh, that's so sad. For

20:36

the sake of my children, we were trying to

20:38

be happy and smiley so that they

20:41

at least wouldn't pick up on the disappointment and

20:43

we just tried to make the best of a

20:45

horrible situation. It's like, oh man. It's

20:48

like trying to be like, oh, it's fun,

20:51

right? Yeah, it's like those scenes in The

20:53

Simpsons where it's like, mommy, why is that

20:55

actor sad? It's like, don't look at him.

20:57

It's like just smile. Mommy, why

21:00

are they puking in the back of Wonka-Len? Because

21:02

they're all just in misery, just doing shots of

21:04

that. They're

21:07

retching out of shame. So

21:12

some actors were hired for the

21:15

event. They were promised £500 to

21:17

perform in themed costumes that weekend

21:20

and both of them said that the

21:22

script that they were given appeared to

21:24

be AI generated

21:26

because it was just gibberish wording.

21:30

So they were given scripts that were all

21:32

AI generated that just didn't make any fucking

21:34

sense. Yes, they were just

21:36

reading the script like, Willy Wonka, Wabalabadoo,

21:40

Whimmy Whim Wham Wazzle, Sucker

21:42

Puckerfur. It's like,

21:44

what does that mean? Welcome

21:48

to the Imagination Lab! these

22:00

days. Kids deserve joy. Michael

22:05

Archibald, another actor, made

22:08

a statement. I thought to myself, this

22:11

is where dreams go to die. His

22:14

reaction upon walking into the warehouse on

22:16

Saturday. Yeah,

22:18

at least... If

22:21

one thing you will get a reflective period

22:23

of your life out of it, you will,

22:25

you've faced death. You've hit rock bottom. You've

22:27

seen the worst that humans can provide. Now

22:30

you know how to progress with your life after this.

22:34

I wonder if people were refunded

22:36

or not. They

22:38

had to have been refunded. I

22:40

hope they bring them to court and get a massive settlement.

22:46

I don't even know why you would bring them to

22:48

court over false advertising. Yeah,

22:51

because it's definitely not legal

22:56

what they did. So I

22:58

guess false advertising. I

23:00

don't know. Yeah. But very,

23:02

very sad. Kind of funny,

23:04

but I just feel really bad for all the kids that

23:06

went. It's funny in hindsight and the

23:08

parents are all going to... Like

23:10

now it's turned into such a big thing, that

23:13

for some of them it's probably worth the £35 just to see

23:15

how... Like TMZ

23:17

wrote about it. About

23:20

a Wonka event in Glasgow. And

23:23

this will be fun for those kids in the

23:25

future being like, I went there. Yeah, they must

23:27

have some really fun pictures. And kids

23:29

these days are clever too. Whereas

23:32

when we were kids it was like, wow

23:35

nowadays kids are like, really mom? Really Karen? Really?

23:39

Like calling you by your first name. This is what we're

23:41

doing on the Saturday. Honestly I'd rather be in church

23:43

right now. I could have been

23:45

fucking crushing V-Bucks right now. And

23:48

I'm here getting raked over the

23:50

coals. This

23:52

is like the definition

23:55

of we have Willy Wonka at

23:57

home. It's fucking worse. We

24:00

don't have Willy Wonk at home. We had Willy Wonk

24:02

at home with the house burned down. And

24:06

then someone took Willy out back and shot him. Old

24:09

Yeller style. Oh man. I

24:14

hope that Timothy Chalamet donates

24:16

a bunch of money to their cause. Man.

24:20

Timothy Chalamet should start a GoFundMe for the

24:22

family. That would be the only thing

24:24

that could have fixed it in the moment. If

24:27

Timothy Chalamet actually showed up to the

24:29

warehouse. If somebody made

24:32

an event based on Jacksepticeye without my knowledge and

24:34

made it up, they never would. But

24:37

if it was that horrible, I would

24:39

turn around and give everyone their £35

24:41

back and then be like, I'm going to organise

24:44

an event for us where we can actually go

24:46

do something together. It's fucking terrible. I

24:48

hope the Wonka team are like, actually please come

24:51

to like an actual one we have now. Yeah,

24:53

that would be nice. If

24:55

they reached out to people. At least gave

24:57

them like free tickets to

25:00

the movie. They get free dinner

25:02

passes to the Chocolate Emporium and

25:04

Universal City Walk. Say

25:07

it's the best we can do. Well,

25:10

now that you said that, Sean, if

25:13

there was a Jacksepticeye attraction, what

25:17

would the main

25:19

attractions be? You would walk

25:21

in. It would be flashing

25:23

lights and loud screaming endlessly.

25:27

You're just disoriented. So you forgot where you

25:29

came from and what your parents faces look

25:31

like. You walk in.

25:33

There's like a Happy Wheels display with like

25:35

Billy and Bobby cutouts for your face to

25:38

go in. And then

25:40

instead there's a photographer that we've hired

25:42

in full cosplay as the

25:44

guy in the wheelchair from Happy Wheels. And

25:47

he doesn't say, say cheese. He says, say Happy Wheels.

25:50

And then he clicks it. And then there's a top

25:52

of the morning photo booth where you get to do

25:54

like your own top of the morning. And It

25:57

comes with like little signs that says like, screw

25:59

you, Billy. It

26:01

It depends. And then there's a

26:03

there's a dunk tank with top of

26:05

the morning coffee. but instead of it

26:07

fully dunking you when you hit the

26:10

thing the person they're just get slowly

26:12

lower, lower number of atoms and it's

26:14

oil only part about it. and. That's

26:18

what we make. the coffee. We just burn

26:20

people and seat of their flesh off that

26:22

so it gives it a beautiful flavor. Yes,

26:25

I couldn't Yeah, that has notes. Then

26:28

there's a Boots. There's one room with

26:30

like a Ps one set up. But.

26:32

There's nothing else in there. It's just like

26:35

one of those basements set ups, restores like

26:37

a Crt and hub of box. And

26:40

has one controller but it's and only

26:42

a player Dame in what game is

26:44

it bad? Taken three. Alexander

26:48

three like waiting for the for the

26:50

other players joy and yeah but you

26:52

can't actually play the arcade mode. you

26:54

have to just place and way of

26:56

the character screen listening to that over

26:58

them to discuss it says like the

27:00

character select are going through different characters

27:02

see I like you're waiting for your

27:05

friend is like to pick a character

27:07

or better and then price. There's this

27:09

sub nautica display that is actually just

27:11

a giant tank of water for you

27:13

get to pick up rocks at the

27:15

bottom of the. And

27:17

whoever picked up the most rocks wins, but you

27:20

don't win anything. uses when. Now

27:22

what an attraction that would be. Just

27:24

the endless void of the a who

27:26

sit there. There's

27:29

advance a black rooms you can go in

27:31

the closes behind. wouldn't know like to pick

27:33

up so you can go and it's It's

27:35

just inspirational to accept the guy quotes to

27:38

you. does your like p in. My

27:41

car bombs this like all around you and

27:43

it's a full three. The environment but you

27:45

can't see anything. Good

27:48

now. On top

27:50

of that, on top of

27:52

that, ah and your answer

27:55

cannot be coffee. Okay are

27:57

there is the thing announced

27:59

Reason. Who announced it like the smell

28:01

of vision for gay Oh Jeff posted

28:03

about it Yes,

28:06

I sent things like it would detect what's

28:08

in your game and puff out like gunpowder

28:10

grass things like that. Yeah What

28:13

would be the scent you didn't see my tweet?

28:16

No. Oh, let me read you my

28:18

tweet because I quoted Jeff. I

28:21

Said I can't wait to get

28:24

this bad boy and trudge through the

28:26

sewers of Elden ring the whiff of

28:28

the lonesome dung eater Filling my nostrils

28:30

the foul stench of decades old shit

28:32

driving me forward as I gag and

28:34

wretch my way through the game That

28:39

is the smell I want the

28:41

full experience how do it how else do I know I'm

28:43

in the sewers other than it says the

28:45

sewers so I

28:51

don't know how it works because it can only have a certain

28:53

amount of smells Yeah, I was

28:56

gonna say how are this how are

28:58

the smells generated? So are

29:00

they just it might be like a

29:02

vaporized vial liquid? I This

29:07

is such a weird idea Actually

29:10

like put out there where it's like who's

29:13

gonna buy Ideally

29:16

people that would buy it is idiots like us who

29:18

would want to do it for a video which would

29:20

not even work because it's like Yeah,

29:22

it smells like gunpowder Yep,

29:25

exactly Okay, you just

29:27

say if you're playing something that has the

29:29

smell of gunpowder in it That means there's

29:31

a lot of gunpowder happening It's

29:34

usually a first-person shooter game or anything that

29:36

has gunpowder in it is shooting which there's

29:38

a lot of it in those games So all

29:40

you're smelling is gunpowder forever. I want

29:43

to look up the the website real

29:45

quick It's called game sent AI I

29:48

immerse yourself in the game powered by AI no

29:51

Don't plug and play note to

29:53

product manufacturers these days. Don't say

29:55

powered by AI it Kills

29:58

your product and everyone hates Discover

30:01

the future of entertainment

30:03

with Gamecent compatible with all

30:05

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30:08

Powered by AI, our devices

30:10

release real time scents that

30:13

enhance every scene It's so funny to

30:15

see you back The

30:18

only thing that this does not work for games People

30:20

have tried to do it in the past apparently And

30:22

people tried to do it with like 4D scents about

30:25

where the seats shake and the wind comes And you

30:27

get splashed in the face and then

30:29

they put in like smells of grass and stuff

30:31

in there But it never,

30:33

it's never good The only

30:35

way this works is if you're like, we

30:38

have an anime expo experience you can

30:40

go to And it's the smell of like

30:43

sweat everywhere It's the

30:45

smell of video We

30:47

can watch it with porn and smell the action Yeah,

30:50

that's the thing, it's like, oh man, can't wait

30:53

to use the Gamecent while I'm playing Red Dead

30:55

Redemption 2 Can you smell horseshit? Can't

31:01

wait to smell the tuberculosis coming off

31:04

Arthur Morgan Okay,

31:06

let's see, here are the

31:08

scents, wow, they actually have, they

31:11

have a lot They have gunfire, explosion,

31:13

I feel like those smells

31:16

are similar Forest I'll

31:23

leave that one for later Storm,

31:25

racing cars Dorm? Blood What

31:28

does a dorm smell like? A storm A

31:30

storm I think it's a

31:32

dorm, like it just smells like college people Blood,

31:37

ocean, this one's weird Sports

31:41

arena, what does that smell like?

31:44

It smells like freshly waxed timber

31:47

I want a PAX East

31:49

smell Fresh

31:51

cut grass, and then the last

31:54

one is clean air Go

31:59

outside We've

32:01

talked about gamers being like touch grass, now it's

32:04

gonna be like a smell grass. If

32:06

it's clean air, is it just an air pur- manually

32:09

neutralize all odors and leave behind a

32:11

soft subtle sense of humor? So it's

32:13

a humidifier. She's like, what

32:15

is this? I

32:18

want it to be- I want

32:21

this thing but to be able to plug your

32:23

own smells into it and I want to do

32:25

a Twitch stream where you

32:27

get Twitch chat- Oh

32:30

my god. This is what they

32:32

have on their website. They

32:34

don't think she's smelling this. It's like

32:36

the R&D. It's just a

32:38

stock photo but she's smelling a urine sample.

32:40

It's so funny.

32:45

I want this thing- I want to

32:47

put my own smells into it like a bean

32:49

boozled and I want to hook it up to

32:51

Twitch chat and they get to like donate or

32:54

do stuff where they make my experience horrible. Yeah.

32:57

So it starts to smell like absolute shit.

33:00

I mean, cause I'm terrible around the smell

33:02

of poop and like vomit and anything like

33:04

that. Like BB puked on our couch the

33:06

other day because he ate too quickly cause

33:08

he's a fucking dumbass. And

33:10

Evelyn was like cleaning it up and as soon as she

33:12

like pushed her hand through the puke I

33:15

went- And I had to like walk away and I'm

33:17

like I can never have kids. I would never be

33:19

able to change napkins. Okay,

33:23

let's see some reviews, some

33:26

testimonials from people. It's out! There

33:29

are three Twitch streamers

33:31

that have- How much is this

33:33

thing? I kind of want to buy it cause I'm fucking-

33:36

I'm stupid. I'm gonna buy

33:39

it also. It's only $150. Oh,

33:42

I thought this thing was gonna be like $1200. It's

33:44

on Amazon. I'm buying one right now. Game

33:49

sent. Game sent.

33:53

And for everybody listening,

33:55

this is not promotion by Sean

33:57

and I. You should not

33:59

buy it. This is a waste of money. I don't

34:02

think they ship to the UK. Are you fucking

34:04

kidding me? No? Oh America

34:06

always gets the good stuff Your

34:14

house and try it out Yeah, or

34:16

you can just have it shipped to your

34:19

manager and then they send it to you wait

34:21

hold on They have it listed, but

34:23

it's one of those all buying options.

34:25

Yes add to basket Yes,

34:27

I like that. It says it's an atomizer Yes,

34:31

this is stupid. Don't buy this product. I'm only

34:33

doing it because I can write it off as

34:35

a business experience You really could make

34:37

oh man What

34:40

is? To combine

34:42

everything together Sean. What is the

34:44

most immersive gaming experience? Oh How

34:48

do you mean so we have

34:50

the smell how do we how do

34:52

we get all five senses? You

34:56

have to be in a VR headset obviously Cuz

34:59

that gets it going you need to be in

35:02

the haptic feedback suit. Yeah on one

35:05

of those omni treadmills Uh-huh

35:08

Yeah You need like

35:11

really big ass speakers all around

35:13

you. Yeah, or you can What

35:16

are those? I think you

35:18

have a pair of them like the crazy

35:20

ass headphones that you have to have It

35:23

has to have its own like preamp and stuff for it. Oh,

35:26

yeah, you can get like planar magnetic headphones

35:29

It's like two sheets of ribbon in them don't

35:31

buy those by the way, I bought the

35:33

abyss headphones and So

35:36

many people online and like reddit and the

35:38

audiophile subreddits were like man He doesn't

35:41

know what he's doing if he bought those and I was like did

35:43

I fall for marketing? Turns out I did

35:45

they weren't that great and then I bought no moment

35:50

What these bad boys which are the I should

35:52

know what these are called these

35:54

sure or Sennheiser I can't remember the

35:57

Sennheiser HD 800 S's best

36:00

headphones I've ever used. They're incredible.

36:02

Oh, whoa. Big

36:04

beefers. They're really comfy, they don't clamp your head

36:06

like every other headphone I've ever had, and the

36:09

sound if you EQ it a little bit. Beautiful.

36:12

Beautiful. But the people

36:14

on the audiophile subreddit were recommending them, and

36:16

I was like, I'll try them out if

36:20

I normally don't listen to Reddit, but for audio stuff

36:22

I like to think of myself as a connoisseur. But

36:26

yeah, anyway. Game sent store.

36:29

What comes with it? Is

36:32

there a game sent lab we can go

36:34

to? You know how it's like,

36:36

I want to go see where like, they make

36:39

iPhones and headsets, and I want to

36:41

go see where like movies are mixed. I want

36:43

to go to the game sent lab, get

36:45

a tour of their smells. It probably looks like

36:47

the Wonka place. I

36:50

bet, because these are basically

36:52

just essential oils, yeah? So

36:55

you can put in whatever you

36:57

want. I don't know how to make

36:59

a scent. Just get the scent and

37:01

put it in your nebulizer. It's

37:03

probably just the same thing. Where

37:06

it atomizes the oil. Yeah,

37:08

it's just vaping. I

37:11

want to get the scent of gamer

37:14

bathwater. I want like the smell of

37:16

gamers everywhere. Yeah. Like I

37:18

want droplets of sweat poured into this

37:20

thing and atomized into my nostrils. What

37:23

do you think the best scent

37:25

from a game would be?

37:28

Genuinely. We did

37:30

walk by Fresh Cook Grass today. Somebody was mowing

37:32

their lawn and it does smell incredible. But

37:35

specifically to a video game, where

37:38

it's like... Well it has to be like

37:40

Candy Crush or something. Or

37:42

like a bakery kind of game or a cooking

37:45

game. Overcooked. Oh

37:48

it just smells like burning food. The

37:52

way I play it. Now you gotta have

37:54

like a game that's like all about like the

37:56

art of cooking. And you get to smell like

37:58

really fresh baked bread. What do

38:00

you think Orphan of Kos smells like? Pure

38:03

placenta. That's the blood

38:05

smell. Yeah. What

38:08

is the blood smell? Doesn't blood smell

38:10

like copper or like... Yeah, it's very... Rassy

38:14

and metallic, yeah. Yeah, it

38:16

kind of smells like pennies. Yeah, I

38:19

don't want to smell that as I'm gaming. No. All

38:22

I smell is gunpowder and copper. So,

38:26

the thing that I'm thinking about now

38:28

is like so these are probably

38:31

just essential oils or just like a vaporizer kind

38:33

of thing. Um, how... How

38:38

long did the scents linger for?

38:40

Because if I have a blood smell in

38:42

a game, I don't want my house to just smell

38:44

like blood all day. Evelyn comes in and she's like,

38:48

The fuck is going on

38:50

in here? Why does it smell like

38:52

a car crash? It smells like blood,

38:55

explosions, gunpowder, grass. It smells like a

38:57

car exploded across a lawn. Like

39:01

you could never have a police officer in your home

39:03

because they think it's a crime scene. But

39:06

yeah, if you... let's say you're playing

39:08

a game and it's not like cod or something

39:10

where it's like... or like you're not doing something that

39:12

often. Like you go from one area to the next.

39:15

How do you diffuse one smell to the other

39:17

one? Does the smell linger and then the

39:19

other one just kind of like blends with it and they

39:21

overpower each other? I

39:24

don't know. This is why we

39:26

got one, to figure it out. Okay,

39:29

hold on. I'm going to the FAQ.

39:32

The fourth one down is, I'm not hearing any

39:34

sound from my device. What could be the issue?

39:36

It's not a sound device. It's a smell. What

39:38

do you mean? What are you

39:40

talking about? What? Also,

39:43

how do you get new smells into this thing? Do

39:45

you have to buy like a dropper of liquid or

39:47

something? Yes. So there's

39:49

little vials of scent. So

39:54

it comes with... Dude, you

39:58

know that you have... have to

40:00

piss into it and see. I know. I

40:02

know. Dude, that is your

40:04

thing. If I'm gonna be the

40:08

guy that shit himself all the time, you're

40:10

the one that's gonna be pee sauna drinking

40:12

piss guy. Yeah.

40:15

Fuck! God damn it, you're right. I do have

40:17

to put the pee in it. Like, if you

40:20

get it and people find out you're able to

40:22

atomize your own stuff, which again, it just feels

40:24

like a nebulizer. Yeah. Like,

40:27

you're gonna have to pee in it. So,

40:30

on the box and

40:32

on the page it doesn't say which

40:36

ones... Okay,

40:39

wait, no it does, sorry. It

40:41

comes with gunfire, explosion, racing, clean

40:43

air, ocean, and forest. Ooh, the

40:45

racing one might go with the

40:47

SimRig. So

40:50

there's... on... HOOOOOOOOT!

40:54

On the Amazon site there's

40:56

more sense listed than the

40:58

actual website. Additional scents

41:01

are ocean, napalm, fresh

41:03

cut grass, blood, big

41:05

city, which I don't know what that just

41:07

smells like shit. And

41:10

then human exertion, literally

41:13

BO. Don't

41:15

call it human exertion. We all know

41:17

that just swells. Why would

41:20

you want that? Yeah, one

41:22

game needs BO as...

41:24

I was joking. It's just like,

41:26

aw man, can't wait to play

41:29

Madden today. Smell the players. Smells

41:31

like a little fucking cup sweat.

41:34

It just smells like fucking

41:37

a... jock-strapped wamp ass all

41:40

day. And then it lingers.

41:42

What if you're like, aw man, we really

41:45

gotta do some tests with this thing to see how long

41:48

the scent lingers. What if you're just like, aw man, like,

41:50

I'm having a first date over, like, things are going

41:52

really well. She's coming over to my house for the

41:54

first time. I just wanna play a game real quick

41:56

just to chill out and then it's like, aw man,

41:58

my house. Smells like

42:01

blood and sweat now. Oh

42:05

shit, I gotta get the like, I gotta get the

42:08

pheromone smell going. I gotta play a long game and

42:10

she smells like gum in your house. Yeah,

42:13

you're trying to get rid of the smells. I was like,

42:15

I need to get to the next point in this game

42:17

so I can get clean air. Next

42:21

point of the game is Blighttown. He's like,

42:23

no! Okay,

42:26

what? Okay, so

42:29

this is how it works. Real-time audio

42:31

cues are processed by Game Sense

42:34

groundbreaking AI to release sense that

42:37

corresponds with the on-screen action. Inhaled

42:39

with smokey aroma. Yeah. Do

42:42

you have to be like, gunshots? And then

42:44

it's like, okay. I

42:47

guess it's just hearing from

42:49

your speakers? Why isn't it

42:51

connected any other way? It's

42:53

AI-powered! I don't. I

42:55

don't think it should do, but I just wasted 150

42:57

pounds! Well,

43:00

I also don't get, if

43:03

it's audio powered on the little

43:05

thing, it has an HDMI port

43:07

and an audio thing.

43:10

If it's audio powered, can I just go up to it and go like...

43:14

And then it starts pumping out smell?

43:17

It's like a fucking octopus putting out ink. Oh,

43:23

it's so bad. I just

43:25

start screaming and it starts putting out the

43:27

smell of blood everywhere. Yeah,

43:31

wait, how does it do the

43:33

blood one? Does it sense it

43:35

from a stabbing sound or scream?

43:39

And then it's like... Oh,

43:43

man. Audio is swiftly

43:45

processed in the cloud. Game Sense AI

43:47

sifts through the sound, pointing keys to

43:50

key cues and events. I

43:52

hope that this thing is so shit

43:54

that it picks up lots of

43:56

different sounds poorly so I can play

43:58

a song. I

44:00

put on Taylor Swift's bad blood and it puts out

44:03

the smell of blood so

44:05

there are There are

44:08

no reviews. There's only testimonials on their

44:10

website. There's no room but on I

44:14

Wonder if these are like paid for by them

44:16

though. It has all five star reviews on Amazon

44:19

the game sent is a revolutionary

44:21

device that enhances gaming and movie

44:24

experiencing movie Experiences by immersing

44:26

you in the world in a world

44:28

of sense It

44:30

comes with six. Yeah, these

44:32

are definitely pay for yeah Yeah, I

44:34

particularly appreciate the clean air scent which

44:37

helps to clear the air after gaming

44:39

session by a cheaper humidifier By

44:42

a fucking whatever by a sensey this

44:44

thing is I can't wait Oh You

44:57

can do you can really do like

45:00

Russian roulette with this that would

45:02

be so cool It's

45:04

like okay. Every one of these smells is

45:06

gonna be cut grass except one is gonna

45:08

be vomit Yeah But

45:11

you hook it up to like a hose and

45:13

a mask for all your friends Oh and you're

45:16

all sitting like a fucking like

45:18

a saw trap I'd

45:21

like to play a game That's

45:24

all of these have to smell of

45:26

grass while one at the inside of

45:28

a baby's asshole One

45:31

of you will get the smell you least

45:33

desire I So

45:39

do you the the tick tock of

45:41

jigsaw talking to Amanda for the first

45:43

time but there's some ways That's

45:50

gonna be the future it's gonna be like he

45:52

shows up on the video for people or whatever

45:54

and Just like family guy

45:56

clips God, I can't

45:59

wait. I can't Wait, when does yours come? Not

46:02

till like the middle of March. Mine

46:04

gets here tomorrow. You

46:06

fucker. I think mine is

46:08

actually coming from America. I wonder how big this

46:11

thing is. The thing itself, it looks like a-

46:13

like a hexagon. And it just

46:15

has a bunch of holes on the top of it. I

46:17

hope it's like- I want it to

46:19

be so dystopian that I

46:22

just like turn it on and this thing like

46:24

unfolds and pops out and I'm like What is

46:26

happening? You know, it's

46:28

the same shape. Sean, uh,

46:31

I guess listeners wouldn't know this.

46:33

Um, I really hope it's the size of my

46:36

coffee table. Because my coffee

46:38

table is exactly the same. I

46:41

want it to be huge. Yeah, I want the thing

46:43

to take up like half the room. It

46:45

comes in on a palette. Yeah, and it

46:48

has like an AI voice and it's like

46:50

ready for smell. It

46:52

makes the same noise as the Dyson when

46:54

it boots up. It just goes, yeah. It's

46:58

like ready to explode. You're like, what is happening? And then

47:00

after a big build up, it just goes. And

47:04

then your house just smells like cyanide.

47:08

I wonder, I wonder if it's

47:10

going to like fog up the room. I

47:12

really think we're all fresh. It turns out

47:14

it's like this size fits on your table.

47:17

And it puts out like a little like

47:19

baby fart smell. It's like

47:21

a little. I,

47:24

ah, man, I'm really wondering how much scent

47:27

is going to be. It's going to be one of those things where it's like, I

47:29

want to make a video with this thing. And then

47:31

you get it and it's like, this is on watchable. This

47:34

is not actually good. It

47:37

is compatible with VR. Great.

47:40

You can really immerse yourself. It

47:42

is interesting that it's usable with movies

47:44

as well. Because that was the

47:46

thing like the motion leg for the racing

47:49

scene was originally built for movies for that

47:51

like 4d experience. And

47:53

I'm like, man, why don't I put that in the

47:56

theater room? You guys like Godzilla?

47:59

This is my favorite. I'm tired! Like

48:01

seeing Godzilla minus one in the prime seats where

48:03

it like fucking shakes the seat and I was

48:06

like whoa Whoa, I

48:08

want to see that movie again. I

48:10

need to I want to see it But I don't

48:12

want to watch the human parts again because I'm like

48:14

it was all really good But man, it was a

48:17

lot of non Godzilla at times. There's

48:19

a lot of non Godzilla and it is very

48:21

sad Yeah Sean

48:24

have you seen Madame web

48:26

yet? I haven't

48:28

I I

48:31

thought about it and I was like I didn't

48:33

see Morbius in a theater. I'm not We

48:36

did like the cinema experience at home and I

48:39

was like, maybe I'll do the same for this But I've

48:41

heard it's even worse. I

48:43

didn't see Morbius But

48:45

Madame web I would say go and see it in

48:48

theaters Go and see it with

48:50

PJ and Sophie. It is

48:52

so fucking funny I

48:55

think if I

48:57

had seen it alone, I might have walked out

49:00

really Yeah, it's

49:02

the worst written movie I've ever seen for

49:04

sure I see it my brain can't comprehend

49:06

that Cuz I'm like

49:09

even like the worst written stuff is like

49:11

it's like straight to DVD or shit like that

49:13

But I'm like very rarely does a Big

49:16

budget. I don't know. What was the budget for that movie?

49:19

If I see that this is 300 million to make

49:21

I'm gonna lose my shit I'm gonna guess I'm

49:23

gonna guess like 90 90

49:26

million. Yeah 80

49:29

you're very close. Okay, it almost made its money back

49:33

the dialogue is Unbelievable

49:36

do they say stuff like we really are

49:38

in a web of Madam's I

49:44

Have it have I told you the quotes from Adam Webb?

49:46

I can't remember if we talked about it in the last episode

49:48

no No, take it

49:50

off. Take it away. Take it off. All right, take

49:52

it off So

49:54

it's in the Morbius universe,

49:57

right? Okay, which is all

49:59

just the spider universe yeah

50:02

but they try really really hard not

50:05

to say spider-man right which

50:08

is weird cuz Sony still

50:10

own spider-man like they can mention

50:13

him or maybe yeah

50:15

I don't know so

50:17

I just have to find the exact quote

50:20

because I don't I

50:22

don't want to mess

50:25

it up that's

50:28

how you know it's good when messing

50:30

it up would ruin how bad it

50:33

is okay so

50:35

this is not a spoiler of the movie

50:37

although it wouldn't matter anyway um

50:42

this is a real line when

50:47

you take on

50:49

the responsibility great

50:52

power will come

50:57

that is like wish.com

50:59

level we're trying to

51:01

skirt plagiarism as much

51:04

as we possibly

51:07

can they never

51:09

say Peter Parker there's actually a

51:12

part in the movie where where

51:16

Madame Web I

51:19

can't remember what the character

51:21

Cassie she goes to her

51:23

friend Ben his

51:25

sister's baby shower it's

51:27

uncle Ben they never like say but they

51:29

the whole movie they're like he's really excited

51:31

to be an uncle they say that multiple

51:33

times right they go to the baby shower

51:35

and for some reason all the women are

51:38

gathered up in the room and

51:40

they're all they're all gossiping and then the woman

51:42

who's pregnant can't remember her name I think her

51:44

name is like me or something I don't remember

51:49

she's she's like all

51:51

right everybody it's time to play the name

51:54

game we're gonna go around the room and

51:56

you're all gonna guess the name of my

51:58

baby and I'll tell you a if you're right

52:00

or not. Which no, I, who does that?

52:03

That's so fucking weird.

52:06

And then when she does

52:08

like two people, and

52:11

she's like, is it Kyle?

52:13

She's like, no, guess again, William,

52:15

no. And then she's

52:17

like, all right, I'll tell you. And then

52:19

she goes to say, and she's

52:22

like, his name is, and then

52:24

a loud sound happens because Madam Webb

52:26

is starting to like get her

52:28

powers and stuff, and she's like starting to look crazy. She

52:31

can see the future, right? Yeah, she can like see

52:33

the future. That's so Raven style. Yeah, she has

52:35

like weird visions. And so like a

52:37

loud sound happens as she's

52:39

saying Peter, so we don't actually

52:41

hear her say Peter. Fuck's sake.

52:44

What's the point? Why, it feels like

52:47

a Spider-Man movie without any Spider-Man. It's

52:49

like they're dancing around and trying to set that

52:52

up. It's like everyone, we've gotten to the point

52:54

where we've seen Uncle Ben die

52:56

so often that now we're just like

52:58

skirting around it all being like, well,

53:00

Uncle Ben, Peter. Sean,

53:03

do you want to know?

53:05

So the villain is basically

53:07

a Spider-Man, but he's

53:09

bad. He has like Spider powers, and he

53:11

looks like he's in a Spider-Man suit. Let

53:13

me. And his name

53:16

is Arachnid Boy. No,

53:19

you'll, you'd never guess

53:22

what this guy's name is, okay?

53:25

John. I don't remember what

53:27

like his like first last name is.

53:29

So that's the suit that he's wearing.

53:31

He looks like Spider-Man. This is a

53:33

CW fucking image to me.

53:36

Dude, I'm so glad you said that. It's

53:38

written like a fucking CW movie.

53:41

Like it's so funny. This

53:43

looks like like the arrow or the flash or something,

53:46

which is fine because their

53:48

budgets are rock bottom, but that

53:50

looks bad. I want

53:52

you to guess what Madame

53:56

Web and Sidney Sweeney and all the

53:59

other actors. calls a villain

54:01

because they don't learn his name

54:03

well Cassie learns his name eventually but

54:05

she never calls him that what is

54:07

the nickname that they call this spider-man

54:11

wall crawler pretty

54:14

close ceiling guy do

54:17

they see him on the ceiling

54:19

yeah they see

54:22

him on

54:25

the ceiling like the first

54:31

time they see him he's walking on the ceiling so they

54:33

just call him ceiling guy for the whole fucking movie

54:35

is that actually a villain no I

54:39

don't know

54:42

it's so fucking funny oh his name is

54:45

Ezekiel Sims it's the name of the man

54:47

but they never refer to him as that

54:49

because they don't know what his name is

54:51

they just call him ceiling guy oh it's

54:55

so funny the movie is on believable

55:01

unbelievable I feel like enough time has

55:03

passed now with the movie

55:05

coming out that people don't care about spoilers I

55:07

don't think anyone fucking cares about spoilers for this

55:09

thing do you care about spoilers

55:11

can I tell you a few things about

55:13

this movie sure okay so so

55:16

the movie is Cassie

55:18

whatever her name is I can't remember madam

55:20

web she is a paramedic

55:22

so the the first part of the

55:25

movie is like her driving in an

55:27

ambulance and she's

55:29

saving somebody she's saving

55:31

this woman I don't know it's never explained

55:33

what's happening to her yeah I've to the

55:36

hospital one of the quotes was when your

55:38

heart starts back up again you're fine yeah

55:41

uh-huh that is a quote

55:45

so they get her Adam

55:48

Scott is the other dude that's uncle Adam

55:50

Scott's in it no I love him what

55:52

do you love I hope you paid

55:55

a fortune so he's in

55:57

the back he's You

56:00

know doing ambulance stuff they go

56:02

to the hospital And

56:05

then they're you know just like doing paperwork

56:07

at aware or whatever this little girl comes

56:09

up to Cassie with a

56:11

photo of her and Adam

56:13

Scott and her mom and she hands

56:15

her the photo and she

56:18

says thank you for saving my mom

56:20

and she wishes not to give her the photo and Cassie's

56:24

like um no. Thank you Literally

56:26

like I don't remember what the quote is but she

56:28

like Refuses to take the

56:31

drawing for why for some for

56:33

some reason I don't know because it's

56:35

never really like explained Why

56:38

is she just like rude and then Adam Scott

56:40

is like no take the photo and

56:45

Then they go off after

56:47

that and they're having a conversation

56:50

out of the blue Adam Scott

56:52

goes so I started

56:54

seeing somebody and it's getting kind

56:56

of serious and Then she's

56:58

like oh yeah, and he's like yeah,

57:01

and then cuts to the next scene So

57:06

you know it's like oh a tease of

57:08

Aunt May so then They

57:12

go when everything starts to happen

57:14

when the visions start happening also

57:16

the movie starts. Sorry I forgot

57:18

how the movie actually starts the

57:20

movie starts in the Amazon, and

57:23

it's only taking picture of spiders

57:25

sure and You

57:28

can like see that she when

57:30

it cuts to a wide that she's pregnant

57:33

But she has a part where she

57:35

opens up her jacket to like really

57:37

show her pregnant belly And

57:40

it's like no we already knew

57:42

that she's no no no the audience doesn't know that

57:44

no Dude

57:46

it it treats every every

57:49

person in the audience like a fucking

57:51

second-grader I

57:54

understand what's happening Jesus

57:57

So anyway later passing

58:00

is trying to save somebody who got in a

58:02

car crash on a bridge. So she's trying to

58:04

get them out of the car. She's in the

58:06

car. The person gets out of the car and

58:08

then because of the weight changing in the car,

58:10

the car falls off the bridge and into the

58:12

river. Fair. And then she

58:14

has all of these visions, these weird ass

58:17

visions. She wakes up and

58:19

she's being resuscitated. Wait,

58:23

so how did she get her web powers? Um,

58:26

the web powers are... No,

58:29

like her future site. Like how does she get any power?

58:32

So the power is from

58:34

her mother was trying to find

58:36

these spiders in the Amazon that

58:39

are supposed to have these powers. And

58:42

so it ends up at the end of the movie, they

58:45

try and save her mom because her

58:47

mom gets shot in the Amazon by

58:49

ceiling guy. There's

58:52

no ceilings in the Amazon. What

58:55

is he, pre-canopy guy? So he's

58:57

there with her. He's like her guide

58:59

or whatever in the Amazon. And

59:01

he's trying to steal these spiders because no one

59:04

can find these spiders and then she finds the

59:06

spider and he wants to use the spider powers

59:08

for bad because he's a bad guy. Right. And

59:13

so then

59:15

he's like,

59:17

give me the spiders and he has a gun and

59:19

she's like, I'm not going to give you the spiders.

59:21

And so he shoots her and

59:24

then there's like

59:27

these spider people in

59:29

the Amazon that are wearing

59:31

really weird, like almost like gimp suits.

59:35

It's really weird. They take her to a pond

59:37

and they try and like resuscitate her and then

59:39

they take a spider and they have the spider

59:41

bite her to try and bring her back to

59:43

life. But

59:45

she ends up dying but the spider powers are then transferred

59:47

to the baby, Madam. Well, okay.

59:50

So she falls in the

59:53

ocean. She gets these visions

59:55

and then she starts like just seeing

59:57

things and a lot of the movie

59:59

is her. just like starting to get

1:00:01

the these visions and she's like whoa I'm

1:00:03

starting to tell the future

1:00:06

and stuff that's when

1:00:09

the if your heart starts back up

1:00:11

you're fine because she goes to the

1:00:14

she goes to the baby shower the next day and Adam Scott

1:00:16

is like are you sure you're okay are you sure you don't

1:00:18

want to like oh you

1:00:20

here and like rest and she's like if your

1:00:22

heart starts again you're fine sure

1:00:27

and then and then the Peter Parker

1:00:30

stuff happens where she

1:00:32

starts to have visions and then they can't say

1:00:34

Peter Parker out loud and

1:00:38

then the three other actresses

1:00:41

are the three teenagers and the only one

1:00:43

that I'm familiar with is Sydney sweetie I'm

1:00:45

not sure the other names

1:00:49

so she starts to

1:00:51

like see them randomly and

1:00:53

she has a vision of

1:00:56

ceiling guy killing them and

1:00:59

then we go to ceiling guys perspective

1:01:01

okay and he's still around he's big

1:01:04

and he's bad and he has these

1:01:06

visions of these three

1:01:08

teenage girls killing them or

1:01:10

killing him okay okay so

1:01:12

he's he's like these girls are gonna

1:01:15

get powers and they're gonna kill me

1:01:17

so I need to kill them before

1:01:20

they kill me right and then he has

1:01:22

like a girl in the chair kind of

1:01:24

thing where he sleeps with a like a

1:01:26

security agent and kills her because she has

1:01:28

a thumb drive that will give him security

1:01:31

access to everything so he sleeps with her

1:01:33

and kills her and then gives it to

1:01:35

the girl in the chair and it's like

1:01:38

I have all the information ever

1:01:40

for you she can see

1:01:42

every camera ever all the time and like

1:01:44

track people and stuff cool and then madam

1:01:46

wood web says how would you know if

1:01:49

you could climb

1:01:54

a wall if you've never

1:01:56

tried I

1:01:58

mean she's not wrong I've never tried to climb a

1:02:00

wall I guess

1:02:03

actually I have we all want

1:02:06

to be spider-man yeah I have

1:02:08

I have tried oh man I

1:02:11

can't find the line he says a really funny

1:02:13

line about to

1:02:15

the woman in the chair he's like you

1:02:18

need to do this for me I've paid

1:02:20

you a fortune like

1:02:22

more or less what he says it's

1:02:24

really weird so he's trying to find

1:02:27

the girls because they're gonna kill him

1:02:29

and then she has a vision of

1:02:32

the man coming out of the subway because

1:02:34

all three girls are on the subway and

1:02:37

Cassie gets onto the subway and then she

1:02:39

has a vision that he kills her so

1:02:41

she gets them off of

1:02:43

the subway and they go into the

1:02:45

woods and they like get away the

1:02:47

whole time they're just like trying to escape the

1:02:50

dude and that's

1:02:53

literally the whole movie so

1:02:55

I I've

1:02:57

only seen the movie once

1:03:00

so you know I

1:03:02

can't remember exactly everything that happens

1:03:05

as far as the time goes but

1:03:07

they're just like trying to escape from

1:03:09

the guy and so looking at like

1:03:11

a trailer of this movie and thinking

1:03:13

about this movie you'd think okay madam

1:03:16

web you know they're gonna get

1:03:18

powers and stuff and you know that the

1:03:20

other younger actresses all their

1:03:22

characters get cool spider powers yeah

1:03:25

that's shown in us like

1:03:28

maybe 15 seconds of a vision that

1:03:30

madam web has the end

1:03:32

of the movie the girls still don't

1:03:34

have the powers yet madam

1:03:37

web just says I know you guys

1:03:39

are gonna go off to do great

1:03:41

things oh my god it's like trying to

1:03:43

have your cake and eat it at the same time they end

1:03:49

up killing ceiling guy but in the in

1:03:51

the process there they go to this like

1:03:53

factory that has a bunch of fireworks in

1:03:55

it and the fireworks go off and

1:03:58

madam web falls into the ocean again And one

1:04:02

of the fireworks hit

1:04:04

her in the face.

1:04:06

And then it cuts

1:04:08

after that to Madame

1:04:11

Web in a Professor X

1:04:13

style wheelchair. And

1:04:15

she rolls around and she has these huge glasses on.

1:04:20

And it's like,

1:04:22

why is she in a wheelchair now?

1:04:25

She's gonna hit in the head. I

1:04:27

mean I guess you can be in a wheelchair

1:04:29

and hit in the head. It's so

1:04:32

funny. Anyway, what

1:04:34

I'm saying about this movie really doesn't do

1:04:36

it justice. It's one of

1:04:38

the worst movies I've ever seen, but it's wildly

1:04:41

entertaining. As long as you go in and you're

1:04:43

like, okay, this is gonna be really bad. It's

1:04:45

so shocking that somebody

1:04:48

got paid to write this movie.

1:04:50

It's unbelievable. I

1:04:52

also have never seen a movie with more ADR.

1:04:55

In this list of quotes, the number

1:04:57

one quote is, you know what the

1:04:59

best thing about the future? It hasn't

1:05:01

happened yet. Yep. Fucking

1:05:05

hell! It

1:05:09

is so fucking funny.

1:05:13

It is unbelievable. It's

1:05:16

such a fun time. There are

1:05:18

parts in the movie where

1:05:21

it's... The whole movie

1:05:23

front to back is hilarious to watch, but

1:05:25

there are some times where it's like, oh,

1:05:27

that was actually a funny joke that you

1:05:29

intentionally made. And that happens one or

1:05:31

two times, maybe. And then

1:05:34

the rest of the time it's like, wow, this

1:05:36

is so funny. The writing

1:05:38

is horrible. Yeah,

1:05:41

because I think you said she's wearing massive

1:05:43

glasses at the end, but I think Madame

1:05:45

Web is supposed to be blind

1:05:48

that she has a blindfold on.

1:05:51

Yeah. It's kind of like symbolized, oh, I see the

1:05:53

future. I don't need my sight kind of thing. But

1:05:57

that's funny. So

1:06:00

so funny Wait,

1:06:02

so who does Adam Scott play? He

1:06:05

plays uncle Ben. Oh We

1:06:08

don't know he's he's not uncle Ben yet. I

1:06:10

see but his name is his name is Ben God

1:06:14

what a train and I

1:06:16

don't know because I've never read the

1:06:19

Madam Web comics, so I'm completely

1:06:22

unfamiliar with his character, so

1:06:26

You know some people who actually know the character

1:06:28

maybe would enjoy this ah,

1:06:31

I don't know though It's just it's

1:06:33

so bad. It's so I don't think

1:06:35

you need to defend this movie Because

1:06:39

it seems like everyone hates it all I've

1:06:41

seen is how ridiculous the whole thing is

1:06:43

and how awful it is Also,

1:06:46

it takes place in 2003 and

1:06:48

they do not let you forget

1:06:50

that for a fucking second There's

1:06:55

a part in the movie where Britney Spears Toxic

1:06:57

plays over the radio and the guy comes on

1:07:00

the radio the DJ comes back on and he's

1:07:02

like that was Britney Spears Toxic and if he

1:07:04

asked me that might have potential to be a

1:07:06

hit Like

1:07:11

a dude obviously playing with a

1:07:13

PSP and like there's so much

1:07:15

stuff that they just shoved down your throat

1:07:17

of like this is the early 2000s Yeah,

1:07:20

in case the fucking audience forgot

1:07:22

that Peter Parker doesn't exist yet.

1:07:24

I wish spider-man Why

1:07:27

are you spider-man Jonah? It's

1:07:30

it's just such a The

1:07:33

way that they do that throughout the movie is so

1:07:36

Weird where it's like

1:07:38

we understand that this isn't taking place

1:07:40

in the present Yeah, you don't need

1:07:43

to like also as

1:07:45

far as You

1:07:47

know just like a normal movie in like in

1:07:49

an environment 2003 versus

1:07:51

now is not that different. Yeah, I was gonna

1:07:54

say that Like there's

1:07:56

so much pop culture stuff where it's like you

1:07:58

don't need to do that Yeah.

1:08:01

Ah what a fucking mess. It's.

1:08:05

I for me, I also

1:08:07

think. I. Guess because

1:08:09

I only grew up with Peter and I

1:08:11

was like vaguely familiar with Miles By when

1:08:13

you get into like the Spiderman Lord the

1:08:16

amount of spider people that are in this

1:08:18

universe. Kind of like

1:08:20

eventual a I'm sure super fans of

1:08:22

Spiderman would disagree, but I feel like

1:08:24

a kind of dilutes. How

1:08:26

special some of the spider people

1:08:28

are when everyone has spider powers

1:08:30

everywhere. Across of the islands different universes.

1:08:33

I'm like that's not, that's by some. The Peter

1:08:35

and Miles had like a kindred connection and they

1:08:37

were like the only two. And. But. Then

1:08:39

I'm like, yeah, but I like Gwen Stacy and. Mary

1:08:43

Jane becomes a spider woman at some

1:08:45

point, I think for suffusing. So

1:08:48

many spite of people. Nine.

1:08:51

And fuck all movies that do any of

1:08:53

them justice. Even the Tom

1:08:55

Holland Spider. My movies like I really

1:08:57

like those movies but they're better Peter

1:08:59

Parker movies and they are Spiderman movies.

1:09:01

Freezing is the best. Peter. Parker.

1:09:04

Who. Do you think is the best?

1:09:06

Peter Parker? and who's who's the

1:09:08

best Spiderman of this three? Toby,

1:09:10

Andrew and Tom. Ah, that's heart

1:09:12

I think. I.

1:09:15

Think Toby is probably the best of

1:09:17

both. The only thing is that Toby

1:09:19

doesn't look like a teenager. But. Nobody

1:09:21

in that movie does, but I think. I.

1:09:25

Think he's very good as I think

1:09:27

I'm. Tom Holland gets more

1:09:29

gets like a better high school

1:09:31

stuff. To. Do so. It feels

1:09:33

like he's a better Peter and. The.

1:09:35

Last offered Mary Jane Eyre of the But

1:09:37

I think Spiderman to is just so good.

1:09:40

That site of a horrific makes of Peter

1:09:42

Parker and Spiderman. I. Think that

1:09:45

Tom Holland looks the part the

1:09:47

most. Yeah, as far as Aids

1:09:49

and everything, I think that ah,

1:09:51

I'm. That Toby

1:09:53

gets the nerdiness down so

1:09:56

good. And then Andrew Garfield

1:09:58

gets the like. Actually,

1:10:01

Andrew Garfield is probably the best Spider-Man. But

1:10:04

he- I think- It's hard to say that

1:10:06

because he gets the worst movies. So

1:10:08

it's like, if he was given the Toby role,

1:10:11

I think he would have absolutely crushed it. But

1:10:13

he plays like a really annoying Peter Parker, and then

1:10:16

his Spider-Man is great, but it's in like a shit

1:10:18

universe. I really like

1:10:20

Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man,

1:10:22

but I think that he's like,

1:10:26

he's like too good looking to

1:10:28

play Spider-Man. Yeah. You

1:10:30

know, where like he- because obviously like, I

1:10:34

don't know, like Tom Holland is good looking,

1:10:36

but he's in a- he's

1:10:38

not like tr- like stereotypical

1:10:40

hot guy look, where I feel

1:10:42

like Andrew Garfield has more of

1:10:44

like, not a jock look, but kind

1:10:46

of like a model. Well Andrew

1:10:49

Garfield's jaw is just not a

1:10:51

good Peter Parker jaw. It's too

1:10:53

strong. He's too- he

1:10:56

is very, very good looking, which people are often surprised that

1:10:58

he's in his 40s now. Is

1:11:00

he? I think so. I

1:11:03

think he's very close to being 40.

1:11:06

Yes, he's 40. Yeah.

1:11:10

Tom Holland, I feel like- I'm

1:11:13

excited to see what Tom Holland's new Spider-Man

1:11:15

looks like after No Way Home. I

1:11:17

think now that they're rebooting it, and he's away

1:11:19

from everybody, and he's down on his luck, and

1:11:22

there's no Tony Stark suit and that kind of

1:11:24

stuff. I don't like that he's like

1:11:26

a sideline sidekick to Tony Stark

1:11:28

and his suit is made by Tony and everything.

1:11:31

Like I like the one-stop shop

1:11:33

Peter Parker, who like makes his own suit

1:11:35

and does his own stuff and is really

1:11:37

smart and knows science really

1:11:39

well. And I think they

1:11:42

kind of got close to that with

1:11:44

Andrew, but they made Andrew's Peter way

1:11:46

too annoying and like too cool, and

1:11:49

he's like an edgelord and he's kind of

1:11:51

emo. Yeah, like skateboards and stuff. Yeah, and

1:11:53

it's like you're too cool to be Peter.

1:11:55

Peter's supposed to be like someone no one

1:11:57

wants to be. Yeah.

1:11:59

Well. traditionally no one wants to be. I

1:12:02

wanted to be Peter when I was young. But

1:12:06

the thing I like about Toby's Spider-Man is that

1:12:08

he gets cool stuff to do, like the he's

1:12:11

all like tattered and he saves people with the

1:12:13

train and he like reveals himself

1:12:15

to people and like I feel like the

1:12:17

sort of selflessness of Spider-Man comes through a

1:12:20

lot with him. But I

1:12:23

do think that Andrew gets really good lines

1:12:25

as Peter, especially as Spider-Man when

1:12:27

he's like, oh no a knife, my biggest weakness

1:12:31

Yeah, like that kind of stuff is really fun. But I

1:12:34

think Toby is Toby's movies are more

1:12:36

consistent through the whole thing. It's

1:12:39

like there's a good amount of Peter. There's a good

1:12:41

amount of Spider-Man It feels like they blend both really

1:12:43

well and the others have the mix off. Toby

1:12:46

McGuire's Spider-Man kind of feels like the Star

1:12:49

Wars prequels to me. Where

1:12:51

I think a lot of people like shit on

1:12:53

them because they're like kind of cheesy and stuff

1:12:55

but like they feel so warm and nostalgic.

1:12:58

I think I think

1:13:00

anybody that shits on the Sam Raimi

1:13:02

movies don't know Sam Raimi's style. You

1:13:06

have to like especially with the new Dr. Strange

1:13:08

as well a lot of people thought some stuff

1:13:10

is really weird and I'm like that's his style

1:13:12

and he is he does weird shit and I

1:13:15

think that that stuff is really fun but again if

1:13:17

you're like the close-ups of a woman like screaming at

1:13:19

the top of her voice and it's like a crash

1:13:21

zoom Like that kind of stuff

1:13:23

is so Raimi and it's like oh so delicious. I

1:13:26

love that And it also gives

1:13:28

everything like a timeless quality to it. The others are

1:13:30

way too like digital

1:13:33

for lack of a better term. I watched

1:13:35

Spider-Man 2 the other night and I forgot

1:13:37

how long like opening

1:13:39

intros of movies were back then in

1:13:42

like the mid-2000s. The first like it's

1:13:45

at least five maybe even like

1:13:48

seven minutes of intro

1:13:50

like cast credits

1:13:53

and stuff and like

1:13:55

it's cool, but it's like Jesus Christ The

1:14:00

military older, I. Get it? Is

1:14:03

it any often. Yeah. I

1:14:05

made the i think of Danny Elfman. Yeah,

1:14:08

denier. I. Love that is great!

1:14:11

I. Also think it's hard for me to like

1:14:13

see the other ones are spiderman because it's like

1:14:15

a. That. Was the

1:14:17

first superhero movies really I saw

1:14:20

besides the Batman. With. Like Danny

1:14:22

Devito, Michael Keaton. When. I was

1:14:24

younger and I was like are the first think big Marvel

1:14:26

one is My mom was my favorites and then seeing that

1:14:28

one has like it's hard to. It's

1:14:31

hard to overrule nostalgia in your brahim.

1:14:34

I can't remember. Did.

1:14:36

Ah did x. Men come out like

1:14:38

did the first X Men come out before the for

1:14:40

Spiderman a think so right? I. Thought

1:14:42

Spiderman started the trend of

1:14:44

superhero. Movies. Coming back like

1:14:47

that. The. Was the Tim Burton's Batman

1:14:49

and then it was can like nothing for

1:14:51

awhile. Okay, Was. Two

1:14:54

thousand. Ah,

1:14:56

Oh yes, so excellent came up before that.

1:14:59

The first X men came out. Two thousand.

1:15:01

Spiderman came out in two thousand Two. Really?

1:15:05

Sam. Did. I haven't seen the first X

1:15:07

Men in a while so I talk about movies,

1:15:09

a bad lions and I know what have a

1:15:11

zoo, a frog biggest hit by lightning at the.

1:15:15

Same things that have the everything else again.

1:15:17

As I said, some Odds of the Line

1:15:19

had a good hard though as he had

1:15:21

sold a good i love matter what you

1:15:23

are Club. Last. Read: make

1:15:26

like a spider and for half

1:15:28

a century where but out of

1:15:30

here is the oh and happens

1:15:32

to a podcast at the end.

1:15:34

Same things that have is that

1:15:37

everything else it's a Cnn sweet

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specific at. All.