You know what's impressive about me? I've only eaten one cookie a day since this all started. OK, maybe there was a day when I had two. But that's it. Seriously, aren't you impressed by me? I'm impressed by me. It's not easy to exhibit self-control while the world is on fire. I'm not saying my eating has been perfect. I'm definitely eating a decent amount. The other day I lost two pounds. But don't worry, I found them. Thank you! I'll be here all week! Literally! Today we talk NFL free agency with Reuben Wolf and Dan Zisson.