The S.M.A.S.H. t-shirt: https://teespring.com/the-s-m-a-s-h  

When you get started in brewing, if you have time, I think you should think about what you want to get out of the hobby of homebrewing. It's a great pastime, as well as being a foundation for really learning to understand fermentation.  

3-Vessel Brewing Systems (affiliate links) Ruby Street Base:
https://www.homebrewing.org/Ruby-Street-Brewing-System-Complete_p_2639.html?AffId=337  

If you're looking for a convenient system for homebrewing, here are some of the electric systems I mentioned (affiliate links)
Grainfather: https://www.homebrewing.org/The-Grainfather-G30-30-Liter_p_7025.html?AffId=337
Mash & Boil: https://www.homebrewing.org/Brewers-Edge-Mash-Boil-All-Grain-Brewing-System-with-Pump_p_9604.html?AffId=337
Anvil Foundry: https://www.homebrewing.org/105-gallon-Anvil-Foundry-All-in-One-Brewing-System_p_9787.html?AffId=337  

MK II Wort Pump: https://www.williamsbrewing.com/Gifts-More/Gift-Locator/Beer-Gifts-Under-10000/Mark-II-25-Watt-Wort-Pump?afid=13
MKII SS Pump Head: https://www.williamsbrewing.com/Home-Brewing-Equipment/Wort-Making-Equipment/High-Temperature-Wort-Pumps/Stainless-Pump-Head-For-25-Watt-Mark-II-Wort-Pump?afid=13