Fooled into a false sense of security, Emma and Chris happily jaunt along their local Loopline trail towards the designated footpaths of sludge and chaos. Follow them as they find a desire line supposedly made by thousands of cats, dogs and fat sparrows, meet a woman with a wealth of knowledge about pipes containing ketchup and mustard, and an under ground canal, and come across snow drops, an Iron-Bru seed and lazy caterpillars in the trees. (Contains Swearing - mostly at mud)