Melissa makes a tragic attempt at elevating the humble pierogi above the world's greatest food. Spoiler Alert: it's ravioli. 

Plus, Amy falls down on public transportation (again), takes a strong position on dagger-length fingernails and somehow admits to never having tasted salmon. 

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