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Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy

Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy

Released Friday, 26th April 2024
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Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy

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Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy

Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy

Friday, 26th April 2024
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We call a woman who lost her credit card recently.

0:19

I feel that it's been a couple of days and she's

0:21

been hesitant to cancel it because

0:24

all of her accounts are tied to it, so

0:26

she's just hoping it's misplaced somewhere in her

0:28

apartment.

0:29

I don't know.

0:29

It's been for over a month.

0:32

I know that I haven't seen

0:34

any weird and you

0:36

still haven't canceled it. No, because I have everything

0:38

tied to it. It's such a pain.

0:41

This is why we call her to save

0:44

the day, kind

0:46

of because we tell her we found her credit

0:48

card, but we also had to make sure

0:50

it still works.

0:52

It's your phone tab right now.

0:54

Another Hey,

1:01

Audrey, my name is Ray

1:04

ray Dio.

1:06

And were you your apartment manager

1:08

gave me your number because I think I found your

1:10

credit card.

1:12

You did well, it's serious.

1:15

Yeah, it's a blue visa signature with

1:17

the name Audrey around it.

1:18

Is that you, Yes, it is.

1:21

Oh my god, oh good Oh my

1:23

god.

1:23

Oh thank goodness.

1:25

So it was on the first floor of the apartment complex, right

1:27

next to the elevators.

1:28

It was I can not believe you found it.

1:29

It must have like fallen out of my wallet.

1:31

Oh my god, thank you so much.

1:33

I saw it the exact same time. This homeless

1:36

guy did too, so I had to wrestle him for

1:38

it real quick.

1:38

But we got it, okay.

1:41

Oh my god.

1:42

I have no idea because I was

1:44

just like, you know, I have all my auto pay stuff on

1:46

that card.

1:47

She had no idea what was coming either.

1:49

He didn't know I was going to tackle him and wrestle

1:51

him and put him in a headlock.

1:52

And wow, I

1:55

bet, I bet you're pretty grateful that I did all that

1:57

for you.

1:58

I am so yeah, thank you so much.

2:01

Of course.

2:02

No, So I'm actually not at the apartment

2:04

right now. I'm at McDonald's. Do you want me to pick

2:06

you up a McChicken, a mccrispy.

2:09

I'm not sure what they call it anymore. I haven't been in a while.

2:11

I try to treat myself well.

2:13

No, I mean, I don't, are you sure?

2:15

Wait a minute.

2:16

You can customize it on the app now, so you can

2:18

add bacon, or you can do no mayo.

2:19

It's really easy right now. Wait a second,

2:21

So were you saying that you bought lunch

2:24

with your credit card?

2:25

Right?

2:25

No, I'm using yours of course.

2:27

Wait no, no, that's not okay.

2:30

I mean I.

2:31

Figured I did you a good deed for you. I

2:33

know that you probably would want to reward me, and I was

2:35

hungry, so I just you know, come on,

2:37

seriously, all that.

2:38

Wrestling gave me the numb numbs got

2:41

a little hungies.

2:42

I'm happy to give you a reward, but you can't

2:44

use my credit card. Understandable, but

2:46

I mean, listen, it could either be me using your credit

2:48

card or some random homeless guy using a credit

2:50

card.

2:51

I figured i'd be the safer one with it. Well

2:53

obviously not because you're using it.

2:55

Just what I hadn't used my credit card without my permission?

2:58

Well I told you,

2:59

ye, just

3:02

bought with it.

3:03

Okay, you

3:05

see him upset. I did not expect

3:07

this.

3:07

I thought you'd be very grateful and a lot more

3:09

happy about this. I can return to lunch,

3:12

do you know do they let you return French fries?

3:14

No, you to return them? Just forget

3:17

it, like keep the food. I just want my credit

3:19

Oh Jack, the food and the gift basket, and then

3:22

that's it.

3:22

I think, Come.

3:24

On, dude, what are you even talking about.

3:26

It's not for me, It's for our apartment manager.

3:29

She's the one who gave me your numbers so I could get in touch

3:31

with you. It wasn't for her, you wouldn't be

3:33

on the phone.

3:34

Credit card get Well,

3:36

yeah, you think where are you

3:39

the apartment?

3:40

I meet you somewhere.

3:42

I have like seven fries left. I'm gonna leave McDonald's,

3:44

Oh my god. And then I'm gonna go.

3:46

Shoot. I got to return the bottle of wine for Janis.

3:48

Now what I didn't think of that? Well,

3:51

she's a friend of mine.

3:52

I was meeting the day that you lost your cards, So

3:55

if she wasn't waiting for me downstairs, that's

3:57

actually why I went downstairs in the first place

4:00

with you. I never would have found your card if Janis

4:02

didn't want to meet up for lunch.

4:03

So wait, you're going to just reward every single

4:05

person who was involved in this process of

4:08

just you hap finding my card.

4:10

Well, I'm a nice person.

4:11

I like to do nice things, you know, spread

4:13

love and positivity in the world.

4:15

Now, well my credit

4:17

card.

4:18

You're not spending a dime putting your

4:20

own money, You're spending my money.

4:22

I did also forget that your roommate Kasha

4:24

told me to high five you at the end of the prank phone

4:26

call.

4:26

Do I need to return that as well?

4:28

Or should I just charge out to the credit card while I have it?

4:30

Are you?

4:31

Are you serious right now?

4:32

Yeah? High five? Give it to me. Get

4:35

your hand out.

4:36

This is no

4:38

this is jose Oh you mean who set

4:40

you up?

4:41

Yeah?

4:41

It was Kesha.

4:42

Because this is actually Halisey from the show

4:44

Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank phone

4:46

call on you.

4:50

Yes, it's a phone take card

4:53

or not. Well, I don't have it, but good

4:55

news, Kasha has it for real.

4:58

She does.

4:59

She actually found it under the couch and immediately

5:02

emailed us right away.

5:06

Yeah.

5:07

I'm just happy for my apartment complex

5:09

manager, myself, Janie, the homeless

5:11

guy.

5:12

I mean, we all got something the homeless guy

5:15

something.

5:16

Oh no, no, no cash advance?

5:18

Yeah, okay,

5:22

wake up.

5:22

Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

5:25

on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

5:27

in the morning,

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