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We call a woman who lost her credit card recently.
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I feel that it's been a couple of days and she's
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been hesitant to cancel it because
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all of her accounts are tied to it, so
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she's just hoping it's misplaced somewhere in her
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apartment.
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I don't know.
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It's been for over a month.
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I know that I haven't seen
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any weird and you
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still haven't canceled it. No, because I have everything
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tied to it. It's such a pain.
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This is why we call her to save
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the day, kind
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of because we tell her we found her credit
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card, but we also had to make sure
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it still works.
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It's your phone tab right now.
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Another Hey,
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Audrey, my name is Ray
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ray Dio.
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And were you your apartment manager
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gave me your number because I think I found your
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credit card.
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You did well, it's serious.
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Yeah, it's a blue visa signature with
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the name Audrey around it.
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Is that you, Yes, it is.
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Oh my god, oh good Oh my
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god.
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Oh thank goodness.
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So it was on the first floor of the apartment complex, right
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next to the elevators.
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It was I can not believe you found it.
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It must have like fallen out of my wallet.
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Oh my god, thank you so much.
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I saw it the exact same time. This homeless
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guy did too, so I had to wrestle him for
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it real quick.
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But we got it, okay.
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Oh my god.
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I have no idea because I was
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just like, you know, I have all my auto pay stuff on
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that card.
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She had no idea what was coming either.
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He didn't know I was going to tackle him and wrestle
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him and put him in a headlock.
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And wow, I
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bet, I bet you're pretty grateful that I did all that
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for you.
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I am so yeah, thank you so much.
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Of course.
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No, So I'm actually not at the apartment
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right now. I'm at McDonald's. Do you want me to pick
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you up a McChicken, a mccrispy.
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I'm not sure what they call it anymore. I haven't been in a while.
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I try to treat myself well.
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No, I mean, I don't, are you sure?
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Wait a minute.
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You can customize it on the app now, so you can
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add bacon, or you can do no mayo.
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It's really easy right now. Wait a second,
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So were you saying that you bought lunch
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with your credit card?
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Right?
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No, I'm using yours of course.
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Wait no, no, that's not okay.
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I mean I.
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Figured I did you a good deed for you. I
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know that you probably would want to reward me, and I was
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hungry, so I just you know, come on,
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seriously, all that.
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Wrestling gave me the numb numbs got
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a little hungies.
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I'm happy to give you a reward, but you can't
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use my credit card. Understandable, but
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I mean, listen, it could either be me using your credit
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card or some random homeless guy using a credit
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card.
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I figured i'd be the safer one with it. Well
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obviously not because you're using it.
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Just what I hadn't used my credit card without my permission?
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Well I told you,
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ye, just
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bought with it.
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Okay, you
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see him upset. I did not expect
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this.
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I thought you'd be very grateful and a lot more
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happy about this. I can return to lunch,
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do you know do they let you return French fries?
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No, you to return them? Just forget
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it, like keep the food. I just want my credit
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Oh Jack, the food and the gift basket, and then
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that's it.
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I think, Come.
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On, dude, what are you even talking about.
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It's not for me, It's for our apartment manager.
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She's the one who gave me your numbers so I could get in touch
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with you. It wasn't for her, you wouldn't be
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on the phone.
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Credit card get Well,
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yeah, you think where are you
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the apartment?
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I meet you somewhere.
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I have like seven fries left. I'm gonna leave McDonald's,
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Oh my god. And then I'm gonna go.
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Shoot. I got to return the bottle of wine for Janis.
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Now what I didn't think of that? Well,
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she's a friend of mine.
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I was meeting the day that you lost your cards, So
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if she wasn't waiting for me downstairs, that's
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actually why I went downstairs in the first place
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with you. I never would have found your card if Janis
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didn't want to meet up for lunch.
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So wait, you're going to just reward every single
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person who was involved in this process of
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just you hap finding my card.
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Well, I'm a nice person.
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I like to do nice things, you know, spread
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love and positivity in the world.
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Now, well my credit
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card.
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You're not spending a dime putting your
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own money, You're spending my money.
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I did also forget that your roommate Kasha
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told me to high five you at the end of the prank phone
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call.
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Do I need to return that as well?
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Or should I just charge out to the credit card while I have it?
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Are you?
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Are you serious right now?
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Yeah? High five? Give it to me. Get
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your hand out.
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This is no
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this is jose Oh you mean who set
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you up?
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Yeah?
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It was Kesha.
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Because this is actually Halisey from the show
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Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank phone
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call on you.
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Yes, it's a phone take card
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or not. Well, I don't have it, but good
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news, Kasha has it for real.
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She does.
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She actually found it under the couch and immediately
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emailed us right away.
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Yeah.
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I'm just happy for my apartment complex
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manager, myself, Janie, the homeless
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guy.
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I mean, we all got something the homeless guy
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something.
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Oh no, no, no cash advance?
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Yeah, okay,
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wake up.
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Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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in the morning,
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