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Away If you haven't heard lately, we've been getting

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a lot of scam calls to our hotline.

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Here at work. Somebody like sold our number

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or something.

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Yeah, what's going on? Yeah?

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For months, we didn't do anything about it except

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hang up on them till the other day

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when we decided, you know what, We're not gonna

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take this lying down anymore.

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I mean, we are lying down in the studio a

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lot, taking naps, but you know what I mean

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in this context. We decided if

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a scammer ever calls us, we're gonna

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put them on the radio and just mess with

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them.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, actually going to sit up to do it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's exactly what Jose did.

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You're gonna hear it in your phone tab

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right now.

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Another hellow,

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Hello, good afternoon. I'm looking to

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speak with a person in charge of the merchant

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bill. Are they available to speak

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with.

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Yeah, who am I speaking

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with?

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Oh? My name is Kim. I'm

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actually calling as a courtesy update in

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behalf of the merchant services.

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Nice been

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giving me a call and

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get a lot of call. Sorry,

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go ahead.

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We're just trying to process the remaining

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credits and that I owe to the business back

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to you guys. Just the confirmser

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of this is uh, Imperial

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jewels.

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Yeah, I'm buying a lot of Imperial jewels.

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How much you?

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Uh?

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These are funds that are owed to your business

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or you owe me money? That

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is correct? The connected to the credit card

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processor?

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Yay.

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I mean this is very turneys. You're very

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nice and then you offer me money.

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I feel like, I is there anything I can do

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for you?

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That can I have only your first name, so I could

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not hear that I spoke with you today.

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It's also for the callback it is

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Edward.

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My friends coming steady Eddie though that's

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my real link.

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That's when you're in okay, answer

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of Eddie before this one gets

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Actually, yes, sir,

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are you single?

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Because you could call me more than

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more than just like once a month? Are

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you single?

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No?

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Not any wars darn it.

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I missed out on my queen, I

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would treat you so good. I'm

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rich now.

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By the way, good

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freezer.

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You want to leave your man? I got, I got

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fired. I've never

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been married.

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Oh good for you. You can still

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enjoy.

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And I'm a virgin saving

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myself.

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Just to continue

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any can

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I just double check real quick that

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you're still accepting credit card pavements by

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a machine?

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I don't think you've heard me. I don't get

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a lot of women give you here

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when I said that.

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Yes, sir, of Unfortunately,

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I just look

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listen.

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I just found out that I came into a large

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amount of money. I

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just want the best tip ever. What can I

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do to a woman to.

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Get her to love me?

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I don't really have any.

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What about a pickup line? Is that funny?

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Like on this one? I just thought of

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are you a school of boss?

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Because I'd like to put my kids in

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you?

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Anyways, obsered be just to confirm the

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you pasity cost to the customer or decharge

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additional fees?

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We do. I do charge an additional fee as

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one compliment, and.

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We did currently go through for the online

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like hold on a sc are

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you there, I'm still here. Credit

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cards?

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You want the credit card number. Sorry, my Inhaler.

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We just need to confirm, like the credit card

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processor that you're using for the

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business.

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Oh, I use visa.

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How do you spell that?

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Oh?

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Here is v I s a

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visa visa.

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That's I've

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been.

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Saying it wrong.

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No wonder someone someone asked

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for my credit card the other day at the store and

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then they said, well, what what is that I'm

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going to put in anually? And I said it's a Viva

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And I didn't know.

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Why do you.

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Right now?

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So?

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Uh, for visa?

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What?

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Haler? Again?

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It's okay, for the visa you

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have, sir. For the machine, what's the name of the machine?

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It's called a v Oh my god,

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I just remembered. I have to go.

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Okay, hey, can you call me later? Can

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you call me back in like five hours.

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We'll try to call you back.

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And I'll try to find that machine too, and

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then we'll and then we'll fall in love and then

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you'll give.

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Me my money.

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So okay, I love you? What's the

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credit card?

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Bye?

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Wake Up? Every Morning was Boom Taps weekday

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mornings on the twenties.

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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning