The Bums are back in the rail yard with another artful dodger, as S3:E0082 heads directly into NBA corner (‘Playoff Edition’); Eddie coins the phrase, “To The Spurs Go The Victor’ as San Antonio cashes-in with the NBA Draft’s golden ticket; NBA coaching feels like a Mayan drought with so much blood letting; new coaches befall Philly and Mo Town; Ja Morante is a certified master at fucking up (Eddie is having none of it); broadcast bro Pat McAfee has a new boss (sans Bar Stool); Eddie and Rocky take a field trip to Wrigley’s bleachers on a warm, pleasant Tuesday night (squinting to find even a flutter of social awareness); the AL East is Beast; Paddy, well, there is no other way to say it, Paddy tears the Chicago White Sox outfit a new asshole (no seriously); the AL East is a Beast; Chicago baseball is not a powerhouse (Paddy confirms, with gusto); Tom “Goat” Brady loves him some press releases; NHL Great Patrick Kane touched up (speedy recovery); Paddy’s hate train has a good head of steam, as the Bums run the major pro and college sports “hate gauntlet” (tune in to see who hates who and why).

On the flop, the Bums jump right into the thick of another universally renowned beer review, with a creation from Hidden Hand Brewery in Naperville, IL, “The 77” (ABV 4%), a light American Lager reminiscent of Old Style (but not quite “as good”); The 77 is sold as an homage to Chicago forged together as a collection of 77 communities; drinks a little thin, even compared to Lacrosse, WI’s beloved Dog Style (sic); some nut job Hilton Hotel employee get pinched for toe sucking (yeah, you read that right); Eddie’s backyard is a little hoppy; Riot Fest line-up is revealed; the Bums plan a concept series visit to historic Wrigley Field —with the Dead (a related ‘Dead’ IDNKT forthcoming); Martha Stewart getting it done; and Paddy has nothing but fury for helicopters.  All this baloney and nothing to show for it.  Listen anyway, we’re funny.  

Recorded June 1st, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.