The Bums return from summer vacation unhurt and ready to rock-n-roll with S3:E0086 — AND welcome another special guest, Kenny (who is without question the youngest looking retiree we’ve put eyes on); Part One starts with a somber reminder that absolutely fucking nothing is sacred, as Pat “Fitzy” Fitzgerald shits where he eats alongside baseball HC, Jim Foster (and it doesn’t taste good for Northwestern University fans, especially Rocky) — the Wildcats athletic department ‘shit show’ is chronicled as Evanston is on suicide watch; talk turns to MLB with some chatter around the All Star game and its adjacent circus acts; Wrigley Field has a crack at the 2025 ASG festivities (Kenny is making us all go if it happens); the Cincy Reds are on a terror, led by a parade of rookies; Elly-lectric De La Cruz lights up the MLB like a Clark Griswold Christmas tree; the NHL is squinting to see the light of morality and equality -- favoring serial xenophobes in Russia over America, and it’s not a good look; Lonzo is Donezo in the NBAzo, as the Bulls successfully navigate insurance waters; the first half ends with discussion around the delusional mind of Huggy Bear Huggins — who simply refuses to hang up his alcohol drenched, hillbilly clipboard.

The back half rolls in with a special booze review edition, as Kenny treats the Bums to a special brand of tequila, with a Reposado creation from Black-owned brand, ‘Jon Basil’, a premium blend of Highland and Lowland agave, which is double distilled then rested for nine months — the outcome is impressively awesome with vanilla tones with zero burn — Jon Basil’s project is 100% Bums approved and certified; the Bums bid adieu, farewell and anchors away to the oldest craft brewery, Anchor Steam (effectively run to ground by it’s parent company, Sapporo); the Bums review their recent roadtrip to the Wolverine state, fueled by fun, sun, booze, cigars and euchre; Eddie may or may not have run over a rat (the forensic report is pending); Kenny and the Bums bemoan the anger of Mother Nature, who is getting a little shitty with us lately.   All of this majesty and a peek into KennyLand.   Get some while it’s fresh!

Recorded on July 13th, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters, Paddy’s Southside Cave, in Chicago, IL USA.