The Bums return to the railyard after summer break with S3:E0089, leading off the top-of-the order with MLB updates; Cubbies are contending, while the White Sox are covered in a fine mist of shit with a new, JV GM and give concealed carry a new meaning; Baltimore O’s announcer is suspended for a dumb-ass reason; talks shift to pro football, as the Bums ponder the Bears fate and a run-down of their 53-man roster; Nebraska’s women’s volleyball team set a record; tennis phenom Coco Gauff self-advocates (rightly); women’s World Cup honors goes to the Spaniards despite their mouthy manager and mother; the NCAA is shuffling the deck chairs of the Titanic.

The Bums lead-off the bottom-of-the order with a proper send-off for St. Flannigan of Paddy; another amazeballs beer review commences with Half Acre Brewing’s “Green Torch” (ABV 4.5%), a light, crisp lime lager (read: Mexican beer); AB InBev sheds a chunk of their craft beer portfolio (mostly good riddance) to Canadian weed & beer shop, TilRay; the Bums review Netflix’ Johnny Football docu-mental — proof positive that Johnny Manziel is a lazy, entitled, selfish and weak-minded POS (all opinions are our own — and they are never wrong); Rocky and family head behind the cheddar curtain for a weekend wedding extravaganza; Paddy throws down a IHAP/IDNKT edition based on JBP’s latest pen stroke to re-tool the Illinois state flag; and end with a ghost story, Eddie style.   Get some before the leaves turn and the Bums aggresively lament pumpkin fucking spice.

Recorded on August 31st, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters, Paddy’s Southside Cave, in Chicago, IL USA.