The railyard is abuzz with NFL Week 1 performance reviews and Week 2 forecasts, as the Bums lead off S3:E0090, depressed and embarrassed by the unkindest of cuts -- by the Chicago Bears franchise (yes, again); the gauntlet is run with expert analysis; respect offered to Mike Williams, mortally wounded at the hands of an I beam;  “There once was a man named Tucker, who’s  seriously a dumb motherfucker" —a contemporary limerick; the Bums spend a bit of time spooling NCAAF musings as Coach Prime stays in the spotlight by once again, putting up; and close the top with a discussion around A-Rat, and how he allegedly ratted out members of his doping cohort.

The caboose kicks off with another award worthy beer review, featuring an amazing creation by Elmhurst, IL’s Phase Three Brewing with “Pixel Density mini” (ABV 4.5%), a citrus forward ‘baby hazy’ IPA with plenty of juice without the sugar overload, throttled down as Eddie says, “for the kids table”; the Bums pay respect to those affected by natural disasters in Morocco and Libya; a lesson in post-9/11 respectful behavior is apparently necessary; Rocky has Traeger fever, and it’s a bad case; an 18-lb. brisketsaurus is harmed in the process; Denver boys take Riot Fest by storm; the Bums offer TV/movie recommendations; and Paddy strolls the Chicago’s newest riverwalk on the northwest side to close out E0091.  Get some Bums while it’s reasonably fresh and marginally appealing. 

Recorded on September 14th, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters, Paddy’s Southside Cave, in Chicago, IL USA.