Tune-in to the Bums for S3:0097, where the front jumps right into our weekly NFL review/preview; the Commies trade DE Montez Sweat to the Bears for a second rounder; CB Jaylon Johnson put his toe in the FA water (too cold); more ethics issues with Bears coaches; ViQueens replace old man Cousins with young buck Josh Dobbs from the Cards; the Las Vegas Raiders clean house, purportedly at the hands of pastry; talk turns to the MLB Fall Classic with Bochy props and a “holy trinity of rings from three teams”; the Padres have some dough issues; respect to hockey semi-pro Adam Johnson who expires on the ice; speaking of Ice, Michigan head coach John Harbaugh is skating all over thin ice; and close with NBA chatter that includes a season beginning tourney (a first).

The back pops off with technology problems at the hands of Rocky’s clean shaven face, before commencing with another critically proclaimed beer review — featuring “Cosmo” (5.0% ABV) from Noon Whistle Brewing in Lombard, IL, a crushable American Pale Ale that is well carbonated and bitter  with tones of mango (high marks); Paddy visits Old Irving Brewing, sampling not-yet-released Krampus Rye and Almond Joy creations; the Bums bid adieu to Matthew “Bing” Perry, Bobby “The Bully” Knight and Richard “Bull” Moll; Rocky witnesses the circle of life — Cooper hawk edition; Eddie reviews a super-natural thriller movie, “Talk to Me”; Rocky gets his Federal tax return check (suitable for framing, and that’s about fucking it); eye spy a mint 1970 Jeep Wagoneer; and close with an X-shaped punch in Elon’s face.   Don’t miss this episode, because if you do there will be be zero repercussions. 

Recorded on November 2nd, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters ‘East Bunker’ in Chicago, IL USA.