The Bums are back in the rail yard with S4:E0105 and special guest, ‘Dr. Jack’ (aka ‘Dentist to the Stars’) — following intros, the four stooges waste no time yucking it up with a ‘bums style’ retirement party for good ol’ #7 of Chicago Blackhawks fame; despite a scrappy start, Connor Bedard is home-schooled by the greatest U.S. NHL player in league history; the Cubbies bring home their starting center fielder, Cody B; talk turns to the National Pig Skin Lottery (more commonly known as the NFL Draft), where everyone is tired AF of listening to dumbasses guessing at who goes where; NFL draft prospect Tyler “Texas Shortbus” Owens doesn’t believe in outer space or planets (not a misprint); Bears free agency news and rumors are covered like a Beatles song; NFL pen pal Peter King hangs up his Smith Corona; in another embarrassing move, the Denver Broncos are burning money like recreational weed with the release of washout Russell “Dang” Wilson (welcome to Pittsburgh); former Bear placekicker, Robbie “Good As” Gould, is making his bones as a head coach; Caitlin Clark busts Pistol Pete Maravich’s NCAA scoring record open like a fucking walnut (she is special); DeMar DeRozan is the NBA’s Minute Man; incredible sportsmanship is the silver lining to a swimmingly stupid ACC rule; Mike Tyson is going to hospitalize Jake Paul; and the first half closes with a surprisingly agreeable quote from Nick Saban (again, not a misprint).

The flop kicks off with a double, ‘Dr. Jack’ inspired beer review that features two creations from Downers Grove, IL’s Goldfinger Brewing Company — Goldfinger Pils (ABV 4.9%), a delicious German-style pilsner with pumped up hops with a small bite that finishes smoothly with hints of herbs and honey, and continues with Goldfinger Vienna-style Lager (ABV 5.5%), a rock solid, medium-bodied lager that is both complex (double decoction brewed with Czech Saaz hops) and crushable (light and balanced); Larry David’s bestie, Richard Lewis, sadly expires — making us chuckle until the very end; talk turns to a $1 billion gift; an exceedingly ignorant mom loses a disability case due to…. tree throwing; emerging Netflix TV series “The Gentleman” is discussed; before closing with a new Paddy Report segment, and a review from a recent Steely Dan/Eagles concert!!  They can’t all be gems, but this one is Dr. Jack assisted — so check it out while it’s fresh!

Recorded on March 9th, 2024 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.