Crystallised stone sugar (Borstplaat) - brown sugar - brown rice - these are the first things you hear about - as you tune into the ongoing conversation between Roger Overall & Paul O'Mahony. It was not our intention to say anything damaging about Tate & Lyle - the sugar company. "How to become the No 1 restaurant in town" quickly becomes the subject of this episode. A black hat episode. Scurrilous rumours. ... Russell Brand has reformed. "No unpleasant person recommends meditation & mindfulness" - asserts Paul. The Valentine's Day Massacre enters the conversation. The Slurring Strategy: How to slur your competitors ... If Roger wanted to damage the city of Cork, this is what he would do ... Fake food poisoning ... Ryan's restaurant ... "you can't get Salmonella from eating steamed carrots. The rest of the episode goes from bad to badder.