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Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Experience Black Jack With Taylor Lewan + Big Game Reaction

Released Tuesday, 13th February 2024
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Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Experience Black Jack With Taylor Lewan + Big Game Reaction

Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Experience Black Jack With Taylor Lewan + Big Game Reaction

Tuesday, 13th February 2024
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0:19

boys. Seriously. For real. Seriously.

0:22

For real. I owe you guys. I

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0:26

guys made the night for us.

0:28

Welcome to

0:31

another episode

0:33

of Bustin'

0:35

with the

0:37

Boys. I

0:55

am your host, Will Compton, my co-host, who

0:58

is still in Vegas right now, Taylor LaJuan.

1:00

Welcome to episode 263. Before

1:05

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1:23

45 to 50 minutes. You'll

1:26

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1:28

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1:30

go to the chapters, just go ahead and click ahead to

1:32

your favorite chapter, whatever you want to listen to. This

1:35

week, this episode, we dive into the Super

1:38

Bowl recap, why the NFL is fake,

1:40

the Super Bowl game next

1:42

year. Patrick Mones, we get

1:44

into some big moments last night. Last

1:46

night, Travis Kelcey's Pfizer rage when approaching

1:49

Andy Reid. Dre Greenlaw's

1:51

injury. Some of the big moments that

1:53

halftime show, all of it. We also

1:55

recap Vegas. And then

1:57

we get into, of course, the prediction for next year. It's

2:00

Burton Tom, we recap the Blackjack Tournament, the

2:02

boys, the media day, what it's like embodying

2:04

and embracing being for the boys, appreciating success,

2:06

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2:09

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4:00

I've seen this part. You

4:02

knew that at that time? That's

4:04

the bet that I just made up on. That's

4:06

the thing with donuts. Did you

4:08

just buy it? No, I can't. Oh,

4:10

that's just hagging. I thought it was going to actually

4:12

like... So you

4:14

just bought this jersey. No,

4:17

I've had that. It

4:20

was Jamal Charles. Exactly. You want

4:22

me to wear it? I have to wear it

4:25

because of what? Now that

4:27

the chief's won, you're trying to figure out what kind of

4:29

bet that I lost. You've

4:31

been fucking crazy about this all

4:33

year long. It's about time

4:35

you have some sort of punishment. For

4:39

two years in a row, too. About

4:41

time. Amen.

4:59

The whole

5:03

world is shit on the map. I

5:05

don't know how I stepped outside anywhere. There

5:11

you go. I

5:17

know it wasn't worth it,

5:19

but to me it means a

5:21

lot now that you're wearing the red. You have to eat

5:24

your words. That's what

5:26

it is. All right,

5:28

so I just want everybody to know,

5:30

I didn't lose... Are we rolling? Fuck,

5:33

I waited 20 minutes outside for you to just lay a

5:35

jersey on the chair. But

5:39

just so we're clear, I'm

5:42

wearing this jersey just for the love of the game. Because

5:45

there was no bet that I had to wear this jersey

5:47

if the chief's won the Super Bowl. Just

5:49

you as a fair-weather chief's fan, which by the

5:51

way, I forgot that you were until you posted

5:54

your celebratory post last night about

5:56

it always being the chief's. I've

6:00

talked a lot of shit to Chief's Kingdom. Good

6:03

fun. But... I

6:08

was wrong again. Which

6:10

I will say this. That is fucking

6:12

crazy. That... That

6:15

they've won back to back years in a row. Because

6:21

like the trolling is all in good fun. But

6:23

then you gotta like... You gotta lean into it

6:25

more and more. Because this year there is... There's

6:27

zero doubt in my mind. That

6:30

they weren't going to win the Super Bowl. Like

6:32

throughout the season. I'm like oh this is just...

6:35

Finally Chief's Kingdom will go down type of thing. Like

6:37

I'll get to kind of fuck with people and everything

6:39

else. But they did it again. So

6:43

how many... They've won what? 3

6:46

Super Bowls in the last 5 years? Yo

6:50

Patrick Mahomes. He's

6:52

on pace to be the greatest athlete of all

6:54

time. By the time his career is... Not

6:57

like... I mean it won't be something that you look back

6:59

on his career compared to the greats. He

7:01

can be the greatest of all time like while he's playing.

7:06

I mean I guess Tom was kind of doing that. Yeah I think they're

7:08

on the exact same pace. Because

7:10

Tom went to another team and was like oh... Can

7:13

he do without Belichick? Which

7:15

I'm sure that argument like that fun little debate.

7:18

I should just say it just for a clip too.

7:20

Like I should just be like... I mean

7:22

at what point is Mahomes going to win a Super

7:24

Bowl without Andy Reid? Or

7:27

Travis Kelce. Yeah Andy

7:29

Reid, Travis Kelce. I mean

7:31

he's had the perfect situation

7:34

the entirety of his career. Like let him go

7:36

win one without Travis Kelce and Andy Reid. And

7:38

then we can start talking about it being the

7:40

greatest of all time. And

7:43

then cut. You

7:45

think the number one issue that people are

7:47

talking about is the decision to receive? Yeah

7:50

I know. I

7:53

understand the side on wanting to defer. To

7:56

me it's not a clear cut that you

7:58

want to defer. If you go

8:00

down and score a touchdown, but the

8:02

way everybody was talking was like, oh, it was

8:04

known like this is exactly what you should do.

8:06

You should defer, you should defend. And then if

8:08

they score, you go down and go for two

8:10

points. Like it's just an absolute no brainer. But

8:15

they just got off the field. The defense

8:17

just got off a long drive. Like everybody's

8:19

gas. And so the decision like

8:21

if you defend, you're also putting the defense back out

8:24

there on the field when they probably need a breather.

8:26

Like, yeah, it's overtime. It's a Super Bowl. That's what

8:28

you play for and everything else. But

8:30

I don't think it was

8:32

like a dumb decision. Yeah,

8:34

if you go down and score, I think

8:37

you do have to think about do we go

8:39

for two here? Because

8:42

again, it's like if you get the fourth down, are you punting?

8:45

If the niner score, the Chiefs get

8:48

four downs every possession, which

8:50

is like, yeah, high stress, but at least you get four

8:52

downs to get a first down. So

8:55

I don't think it's like that clear cut of

8:58

a decision that you just have to that

9:00

you have to defend. Like I saw a big guy

9:02

saying this is the dumbest like dumbest

9:04

sports Super Bowl decision of all time.

9:07

And it's like, you know,

9:09

big cat. He's going to die on the

9:11

Hill of whatever he believes in the analytics

9:13

world without I

9:15

have no clue. But to me, it wasn't that

9:17

definitive that you had to defend. We're like, what

9:20

are your thoughts, JP? Well, I just think

9:22

the tough part was you check in some in

9:24

some of the other 49ers players saying we

9:26

had no idea about the rule in

9:30

that like. And so that was where the whole

9:32

preparation like everybody's getting on Kyle Shanahan

9:34

because he's 0 and 3 in Super Bowls.

9:37

His team wasn't prepared for that over

9:40

time. They didn't know the rules. So

9:42

that's just kind of I don't

9:44

know. I'm a top half fan, but which

9:46

yeah, yeah, same, which is insane because the

9:48

ref did an incredible job explaining it like

9:50

on the field in real time. Like I

9:53

had forgotten until the rules were up there

9:55

and everything else. I said, oh, shit. They're

9:57

both getting the possession. I

10:01

mean if that's the case and they regret taking

10:03

the ball then that's fully on you know

10:07

that's bad that's not fully preparing

10:10

but to me it's like no matter what you

10:12

gotta go down you gotta score and

10:15

if you score you have that you

10:17

know you have that momentum fuck

10:21

man they did it though I

10:23

mean what a fucking Super Bowl it

10:26

was boring in the first half I

10:29

call myself I even started to doze one

10:31

time but uh second

10:33

half was electric it was a great Super

10:36

Bowl man I felt I felt

10:39

so shitty on that first draft for

10:41

CMC fumbling that rock but

10:43

then the Chiefs did it so it's like

10:46

okay that's a wash they both have very

10:48

big time fumbles that that shouldn't have happened

10:50

first half I felt like the I felt the

10:53

Niners dominated the first half even though the score

10:55

didn't reflect that like I thought outside of a

10:57

couple explosive plays that they gave up to kind

10:59

of allow the Chiefs to get their three points

11:01

or make it interesting I

11:04

thought the Niners really they

11:06

were the more physical football team in the trenches

11:09

and then that second half man kind of going back and

11:12

forth and everything else and just my

11:14

homes last drive Super

11:16

Bowl OT

11:19

what a kick yeah

11:22

I think the ultimate shot in the foot was

11:24

when they fumbled the punt yeah

11:31

sick bro sick

11:35

that's what made it seem scripted hey

11:39

the scripted right before I walked in the bus

11:41

clump just sent me an article like I

11:43

want to say the local Sports

11:46

Illustrated in Vegas there's

11:48

an article up now shocking former

11:51

Las Vegas Raider shocks

11:53

the NFL world saying it's all fake

11:57

are you the former Las Vegas Raider No

12:01

it armies up with though and up last night

12:04

like you chuckling be like all this a get

12:06

the of this a be funny for like she's

12:08

kingdom and everything else but. I mean

12:10

they're fucking Tweet! I wake up this morning and

12:12

people are like. I. Have

12:15

no clue had such your it's such a

12:17

wild troll they've like I'm it's like. I'm.

12:19

Projecting because I lost my five

12:22

thousand dollar bet. I'm

12:24

also getting the troll and lean into a being

12:26

fake because that was such a headline like a

12:28

year ago and we all ever by was having

12:30

fun with it. Some like lean into the that

12:32

to almost like troll. The people who say it's

12:34

fake. But. The people. Who.

12:38

Want. Who are like. Saying.

12:40

That it's real or so mad that I am.

12:42

I'm leaning into that as like are you gotta

12:44

understand him floats you have on these idiots. It's.

12:47

I would always fucking talking about.

12:50

Like. A World is Twitter.

12:54

But anyway, we're going. Wrong. With

12:56

our and I from me saying that are.

13:00

Yeah. I.

13:03

Saw I saw Db to their and

13:05

who's I broke up with you. And.

13:08

Then I saw Gabi by his gums eyes of

13:10

bar so guy now just was Clegg is like

13:12

facts of what would it be more gone through

13:14

in there has there so upset. With was.

13:16

Some good old fashioned twitter one like the be like

13:19

I'll just wasn't a little while when the lock remote.

13:22

Ah, Well. Yeah, and

13:24

also the massive A. Massive

13:28

Partnership Shoutout. Your

13:30

so miserable for a second. I.

13:32

Feel so bad for drag

13:34

Greenlaw? or. Was

13:37

in an Achilles. Bro.

13:40

Juri. Greenlaw like. Maybe

13:43

one of the. Unluckiest.

13:45

Injuries of all time. Like beings

13:48

that. Hype like being of

13:50

that defense and being. A

13:52

cat like Dray Green Lot on their defense. being

13:54

excited like my mail is just hype to get

13:56

out there and go fuck and on again. And

13:59

just. Get sniped with your Achilles and

14:01

he just drops to the ground before they go

14:03

out there. That is brutal,

14:06

man George

14:09

almost went down you saw the boy go back to the

14:11

locker room get the little get the little shoulder sleeve on

14:13

and come Back out ready to go By

14:16

the way that cat too right before George came in

14:18

the backup tight end got that holding call Which

14:24

it was a holding call Or

14:26

was it Probably not everything that

14:28

might need to happen for Pat Mahomes to

14:31

have the opportunity for a game-winning drive happened.

14:33

Yeah But you also got a

14:35

hit on One of

14:37

the main storylines of the game Travis

14:40

Kelsey verse Andy Reid

14:45

That was crazy that was crazy Travis

14:47

Kelsey getting pissed off at Andy Reid

14:49

and kind of Chest checking him like

14:51

that like that was nuts. That

14:54

was nuts Never like I was

14:57

about to have never seen no shit like that I mean,

14:59

obviously you see players get heated and get upset with their

15:01

coach But for a guy like Travis

15:03

Kelsey that high up on the team like that

15:05

much history like just being that kind of guy

15:07

on On the

15:09

Kansas City Chiefs and being tight

15:12

with Andy Reid to do that little chest

15:14

check in What are what are they

15:16

in here too? I think it's like the first quarter I

15:20

The end of the first started the second and I think it

15:22

was right when that fumble happened and He

15:25

was pissed that he wasn't in the game for it Like

15:28

he wasn't still gonna I don't understand

15:30

like he wasn't still gonna fumble the ball or what?

15:32

No, I think like maybe maybe like the

15:34

play call would have been different if he was in the game, but bro

15:39

Losing your composure like that and

15:42

in that fashion and having that like we

15:44

it's very it's very Documented

15:46

that Travis Kelsey plays with a lot of passion

15:49

like he said instances where he gets pissed off

15:51

He's you know mad at the refs. He's mad at

15:54

a call. He's you know mad about

15:56

something, right? But

15:59

that Little chest check. It was insane. Out.

16:02

That. Was insane and everybody else a lie.

16:04

you know voter been somebody else They

16:06

bear army? yeah probably. but. Travis.

16:08

Kelsey shrubs Chelsea's clearly not going to get bands

16:10

but bros see if you are Travis I'm pearson

16:13

or to like as he got pissed off and

16:15

and just checked him and kind of seen any

16:17

stumble like in your mind like. Sour.

16:20

On Friday? Oh shit hey hey that's that's

16:22

my bad that was so pissed. And.

16:25

Now was a. That.

16:27

Was absurd. You. Measure The

16:29

actually knocked him over. Lucky.

16:31

A These athletes yeah I'm a he

16:33

basically bit of so blind. Any like

16:35

you know you're certain. some. Everyone's

16:38

was the Super Bowl right? Like everybody who

16:40

plus of did you are owed loads of

16:42

the Travis Kelsey. Is. Like.

16:45

You. Know he and his kids show. Kids.

16:47

Are watching Spongebob, Spongebob and.

16:50

Yet. The Nickelodeon for out there watching. You

16:52

can be chess Second, your your head ball coach like

16:54

they're like there's gotta be a level of respect that

16:57

you always keeps and never go over there lights and

16:59

now is the line. You went over there lines as

17:01

Jackie and you read. And. Alda

17:03

have achieved set up to see the daddy read,

17:05

call the plays or does though C. O.

17:09

That. It's like the is. Really?

17:11

Isn't bad Maggie responsible for like, who's

17:13

gone in and out? Yeah, Rear.

17:16

Any so what do you for? The allergies going,

17:18

fucking gone silent? What would you? Yeah, okay. we'll

17:20

get it. Will get a right to give a

17:22

fuck and relax. The. Injury the

17:25

Hell like himself So elves a lot of

17:27

coaches would fire back and be like on

17:29

Top Dog your you don't talk like that,

17:31

you don't push me. And he got

17:33

a just was stay composed. Of cerebral

17:35

who pulled travel back really quickly but they

17:37

can just live with the in the post

17:39

game. And. He was like the guide

17:41

is wants to be in there and like you

17:43

know the or sure he did. World revolves so

17:45

that's wrong. Say know it speaks to how good

17:47

the relationship is. That does not mean and justify

17:50

what Travis did it all. right? i'm saying

17:52

like you see how close relations it is that it would

17:54

be like then i'm sure travis says like off or ice

17:56

in the done that the heat of the moment and he

17:58

knows that he such a passion and everything else,

18:00

but there should still be zero space for

18:03

doing that. You always love

18:05

to see him try to chest shake, rebel like

18:07

that. Yeah, you don't race putting him

18:09

in the ground, dude. Yeah,

18:12

but that was nuts. That was

18:14

crazy. And I was laughing so

18:16

hard seeing everybody talk about the

18:18

vaccine and Pfizer and they

18:20

found out he got the J&J and not

18:22

this and what

18:25

is another one? Moderna? Oh,

18:27

that yeah. I

18:29

sound a little too like I know them

18:31

all, like I got them all sitting in me right now. But

18:34

no, that was funny. That was a

18:36

moment. Half-time show. You

18:41

thought I was born? Talking to

18:43

the mic. Come on, Mitch. Mitch,

18:45

you got to remember Mitch is too

18:47

young to appreciate Usher. He wasn't in

18:49

his era. That's true. That's

18:51

not true. I was really saying that. How old

18:53

are you? I

18:58

know. Listen, okay. I just didn't I don't know

19:00

many Usher songs like everybody else. You

19:03

don't know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, burn. How

19:06

does it burn? Just burn. Sorry. Sorry.

19:09

How does that one go? Let

19:11

it burn. Let

19:13

it burn. Got a little burn.

19:16

See, you know, I know. Yeah,

19:20

I know. Love in this club. I knew

19:22

love in this club. And

19:24

that's it. No confessions. These

19:27

are my confessions. Maybe. People were

19:29

just a Bieber didn't come out because they wouldn't sing

19:32

baby together. That

19:36

would have been off even more. I

19:39

know. I know. I know. I know. I

19:41

know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

19:43

I know. I know. I know. I knew.

19:45

I knew. I knew. I knew. I knew. I

19:47

knew. I knew. I knew. I knew. I

19:49

knew. I knew. And I'll people more. Got

19:52

an usher's on? No. Okay.

19:55

Well, it's ludicrous. That's

19:59

crazy. You can't appreciate. Their greatness else out there are

20:01

so wedded after you charges. You know why I didn't

20:03

know many the songs to I was like gazes This

20:05

is cool when I might. Add.

20:07

In and the I do know many the

20:09

songs like a good and enjoy Like like

20:11

everybody else that I'm on the dance moves

20:13

he knows you sound like you're like I

20:15

got like a reverse boomer mentality gone on

20:17

like if they're your some new a senior

20:19

at your dad's and their time by like

20:21

all this is this is boring. yikes Dodges

20:23

mama but you you are being exactly that

20:25

right now. I did say it was. I

20:27

mean I didn't know those that Becky go

20:30

see said boring Zur Rolodex. You.

20:33

Didn't even like to dance moves like the dancing

20:35

at that with who. Are

20:38

going Mona! Lisa

20:40

Keys. Loot. A note the

20:42

loot a pilot in and los on that

20:44

was that was my has. I.

20:47

Never excuses. In. The light

20:49

up when know? When. Those

20:51

on Luna came out my. This is kind.

20:54

Of lame, I mean it was two thousand

20:56

and three out there. Not a not an

20:58

ounce of age as on any of them.

21:00

bro. that shit is mind blowing isn't not?

21:03

Like. They look in their prime still and

21:05

they took his wife beater awfully. Grow.

21:08

Yes man. O'clock.

21:11

Still is incredible. I. Mean, imagine

21:13

me know Greg's magically the Lisa Keys has

21:15

been watching that bro. I know all that

21:17

means that have been common out. You

21:22

know? Yeah, now that she was a that

21:24

was hype and and you know mates and

21:27

people like you. Ah, You.

21:30

That's embarrassing that you guys don't appreciate the

21:32

greatness thousand that halftime show. Like that thing

21:34

I didn't appreciate. My

21:36

they are doing a project only Did the Not

21:38

Appreciate You started in originated as much as everybody

21:41

else in. I thought like his dancing

21:43

if it was it was a like very very good

21:45

and all like but the songs of i don't Know

21:47

the songs I couldn't and proceed as much as we

21:49

are. You don't get it. It's a good. The.

21:52

Day It's nuts that. You're.

21:54

Gonna claim I didn't know was going on out there.

21:57

Are. Probably already. You.

22:01

Want to beaver? Daily

22:05

the not even ministers are

22:07

know. What? Is the other thing about.

22:10

So. I saw somebody say whether they. Would.

22:13

They say years like. This. Ocean

22:15

R Kelly I'm a song Yeah same girl,

22:17

same girl yeah some as a heel or

22:19

Kelly comes on. these are saying good luck

22:22

are flocking. What

22:26

a lower! Other headlines in The Superbowl. Ah,

22:32

My. Head pay. It has. Had

22:35

failed pointed that any other one I

22:37

mean as hell out of ought to

22:39

have. Pointed Destiny man.

22:42

It's. Amazing! He was in town. He

22:44

put a bit before the game that the

22:47

Niners be up. In.

22:49

Under two minutes the Chiefs would drive have a

22:51

game winner. And it counted going

22:53

into overtime. Plus. Thirteen hundred

22:55

Wow and seen he waited at the

22:57

whole game for your I will I'm

22:59

as I knew he surprise surprise surprise

23:01

you is cool. I kind of had

23:03

a feeling and then I'd kind of

23:05

about it. Yeah, because. Multiple.

23:08

People Me or Vegas for like of like. Just.

23:11

As common as like know like isn't that

23:13

he would be here in Vegas? Yeah. And

23:16

they i think they can realize like oh shit maybe

23:18

once or say that. But. He.

23:21

Also another bad those Forty Niners to be

23:23

leading and have than she's to win the

23:25

game because went to overtime. It. Does

23:27

encounters ickes to win in regulation.

23:30

And. Because he has a d There was. Does.

23:32

Or down conversion? yet? Are there?

23:36

I did not hit anything. I

23:39

lost my to. yeah I did. The

23:41

Niners money line was hard to pull

23:43

five thousand on a bit less socket

23:45

the after the winnings in Vegas the

23:47

glitches do it. And.

23:50

Truly thought for sure they're gonna

23:52

like when the game obviously as.

23:55

But. I'll

23:58

be the last one on a your time. The Holmes Entering

24:01

the Go Conversation by Andy Reid.

24:04

Yeah. Thing: Haiti Reed has to be

24:06

god of ease. He. Did he

24:08

win with the Eagles? Now he wants

24:10

as you are right? Yeah, He's an

24:12

incredible head coach man. He. Is

24:14

an incredible head coach. Ah,

24:17

The. Creativity, The resolve. It seems like

24:20

everybody respects him in the locker

24:22

room. A. Guy I've never gonna be around him

24:24

as started doing the media they stuff. Is

24:27

I love to he did is they are you guys you

24:29

guys are crazy. But. I'm thinkin' Yeah.

24:32

He's I got. He truly seems like a very

24:34

well respected. There's nothing bad ever said about any

24:36

read yet I've heard it's like you know, Belgique's

24:38

one of the grace of all time. Be your

24:41

shoes stories by the pager away and this is

24:43

that the other behind the scenes. Ah,

24:45

but I never heard anything like that about

24:47

a coterie. Like I've heard nothing but. Just.

24:49

Amazing things like I bet he is like. A

24:52

Me? I don't know without all the side by side

24:55

and stats and everything else, but he's definitely gotta be.

24:57

A. Top very of all time. Without. Even

24:59

looking at it, he goes gotta be sick. Let.

25:02

Him: go Yeah yeah man, I'm eager

25:04

that the way the Nfl as with

25:06

a coach's like. These. Those

25:09

the people ready to move on if you don't like,

25:11

if you don't. Give. Him what they want right

25:13

away. Like a Super Bowl, You know, Sir Ronnie Wood? The

25:15

Eagles? it's I. He won the Superbowl many years on the

25:17

hot seat this past year. But.

25:19

Ah yeah, Andy Reid. he's gotta be one

25:21

of the grace. I mean that that pairing

25:24

of any read more homes and idol thing

25:26

Travis is retiring. I couldn't see my key

25:28

down at all. Like. Do

25:31

they three peat? Got.

25:36

He I gotta love. It.

25:39

They will. Render their

25:41

schedule right hemisphere health then I going to

25:44

make the playoffs as you. Know.

25:46

Honestly, I do. They could be I. but. You.

25:49

Know. People. Who

25:51

dollars deposit only understands the the evil side

25:53

of me out there on the Chiefs. Listen,

25:55

we're. They're. Going down next year but

25:57

seen it seem three p would be. And

26:01

it's the only quarterback that can defeat

26:04

Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow. It'll

26:07

be back next year. I mean, yeah. The only

26:09

one that's beaten him. The only one that's beaten him, yeah. You

26:12

know, like, it's playing

26:14

out to be like Josh Allen is like the damn

26:16

merino of this generation where it's just like one

26:19

of the best talents. I just can't get it done. Charles

26:22

Barkley was like that too, yeah? Yeah,

26:25

no ring. No ring, man. Josh

26:28

has got it. I want him to get one,

26:30

bro. Who knows if it'll happen? He's

26:32

got a lot of phrases coming up, but last year they had

26:35

a lot of turnover and they still made it happen. It's like

26:37

as long as Mahomes is there and Travis Galsy, Andy

26:39

Reid, some of them cats, and

26:41

shout out to Hardman having

26:43

that game winner. After the

26:45

year he said, like, that's gotta feel amazing

26:48

to have that game winner. He apparently didn't know

26:50

that he caught the game winning pass

26:53

is what Patrick Mahomes said

26:55

in the post game. He said he

26:57

blacked out like- Yeah. As the play has- I guess

26:59

he said as soon as Patrick's like lifting him up,

27:02

he's like, we won, and he's like, why is it

27:04

good? And all of a sudden it's just confetti and

27:07

everything else, but- It's gotta be crazy. You hit that

27:09

touchdown. There's no extra point in that. Like, it's just

27:11

over. You're looking around for any laundry on the ground.

27:13

Like, if there's a penalty, there

27:15

wasn't a legal man downfield. I believe if

27:17

you frame it frame by frame, there might've

27:19

been an illegal man downfield. Yeah. You

27:22

see the over-under just

27:25

missed by like 0.5 of a

27:28

point because they didn't click that extra point. No

27:31

way. I think- What was the final score of the game?

27:36

And it was close to 47. Yeah.

27:43

Sake it. And the

27:46

49ers, their team total, like,

27:48

was behind, I think by like- It was

27:50

23 and a half and it was 22. That

27:55

is so brutal. You

27:57

think back, like, you missed an extra point. blocked

28:00

right and

28:02

did you see did you

28:04

see when what's what's the Chiefs kickers aim

28:07

butker when he had that

28:09

long one and there was low and Randy

28:11

Gregory's hand is literally right next to the

28:14

ball the

28:17

script man it's just

28:19

fake it's fake as hell oh

28:23

man that's gonna be fun

28:25

I actually I can't wait to the intros over and I

28:28

can get back to my phone and get back to trolling

28:30

everybody online yeah somebody's

28:33

like what do you know I only played ten years in

28:35

league well actually nine I Roger went to mess around

28:38

with the tenth one like it's all fake

28:41

people just getting triggered Jason

28:43

on hands let's see this let's see that clip

28:48

yeah yeah with the man

28:50

and nacho dibray mask having

28:52

the time of his life can't

28:56

confirm that it's him

28:58

dude in

29:01

Vegas afterwards I feel so fucking bad

29:03

for kiddo and CMC and that

29:05

whole squad they've been those two bowl well last

29:07

year it's they you know they felt like they

29:09

got robbed in the two books they lost their

29:11

quarterbacks look at Jason Kelsey just

29:13

getting after with the marshmallow man I

29:22

thought it was kind of hype that

29:24

um what's her name is a Kylie

29:26

or Jason's wife yeah yeah she she

29:28

wasn't wearing cheese here she was wearing

29:30

Cincinnati gear she's just like I

29:32

can't wear cheese here but I will wear red

29:34

she's just wearing Cincinnati gear though I'm

29:36

gonna be red yeah no no since I

29:38

like the college where they went oh god

29:40

you got you I thought they were like

29:43

black and she seems like

29:45

very authentic just like dope yeah she's

29:47

cool she does seem sick there's a

29:49

lot of cool stuff in charity too

29:51

yeah like so you got

29:53

to respect that too like I can't wear

29:55

cheese literally can't that's amazing Taylor

30:01

Swift, she made it to the game. And

30:03

Blake Lively, shout out Blake Lively. Blake

30:06

Lively, shout out Blake Lively. Taylor

30:08

Swift got a super bowl for any of us. Taylor

30:11

Swift is the Taylor of fandom.

30:13

Yeah, Taylor. Yeah, they

30:15

both just had great first years in

30:18

their fan base. Just

30:20

winning it all, winning a ring. And

30:24

shout out Taylor Swift too when Travis came down and

30:26

you see Taylor kind of step back. You

30:28

know, she's standing next to Travis' mom. If

30:31

you watch the video, somebody like her, I think it's Diana Rucini.

30:33

She had a video from behind. And you

30:35

see Taylor Swift just kind of like stepping

30:37

back just to make sure mom

30:39

gets to shine, gets the moment like it's about mom.

30:41

I just I think that it's real. You

30:46

guys believe that too? I feel like you guys are real.

30:52

I'm going to pass this off. I can. Y'all know,

30:55

I think it's the government. No,

30:58

the Super Bowl is fun. Shout out, Charles,

31:00

the Buffalo Chicken Dip that she made. Buffalo

31:02

Chicken Dip is a nice little staple in

31:04

our household for the Super Bowl. Emos

31:07

Pizza. I had some

31:09

shipped out here. Shout out Emos Pizza. We

31:11

had some Tosa Ravioli. We had some frozen

31:14

pizza. It's just like I got in

31:16

the box, a little taste of home

31:18

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resources. Boys,

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we had a Hall of Fame week

33:18

in Vegas. Before we dive into it, we just

33:20

got a shout out like you guys, number one,

33:23

you know, you got I love that the table kind

33:25

of got shouted out at the Barstool radio where

33:27

Dave was talking about you guys just being on

33:30

top of everything, always being quick, always being

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the first to know, getting stuff up. But

33:35

you guys grinded your asses off like we

33:37

had such a good week in

33:39

Vegas and shout out to the Content

33:41

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33:43

for, you know, giving us,

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providing us every resource that we needed to

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succeed outside of the contractor for the

33:51

audio on the Big Cat podcast. Just

33:53

to be clear, that was none of our guys in

33:55

the back. I know I saw a couple comments calling

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for some heads. It was none of our guys. in

34:00

the back of the bus. Barstool booked us

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a contract audio guy and I will not mention his name

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because he was still with us all the time and he

34:06

still did a good job but the Big

34:08

Cat episode he absolutely botched but that's not on

34:10

any of the boys in the back. But

34:13

shout out Barstool for selling us a Super Bowl week bus

34:15

in their ass like there's so many people behind the scenes

34:17

that don't get all the love that they deserve to make sure

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not only we're firing on all cylinders but

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Barstool Sports and all their shows are firing

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on all cylinders. We had a studio prepared

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which is incredible. I can't wait till that

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again they made sure we were taking care

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out the Red Rock. The way that they,

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their hospitality, Joe, Blair and

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all the boys their staff treating

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all of our guys like they're the most important person

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that's staying in front of you. I feel like they

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do that with everybody and they're really good at doing

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that but thank you guys for giving us a

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home all week long. It was a very plentiful

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experience in the Red Rock

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shout out our big sponsor Twisted

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they did with our studio and everything else. That

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out our partners with Twisted Tea. But

35:18

man everybody that had us on, the

35:20

NFL for allowing us

35:22

into media days and having fun. The

35:25

McAfee Show, Radio Row. First

35:27

taking ESPN that was

35:29

an incredible experience. We had to have Steven A.

35:31

Smith on our podcast but shout

35:33

out to absolutely everybody that was involved. Dozen

35:35

Trivia. Having a dozen trivia. Getting to fly,

35:38

Dana B. in town. The Booze Ponies getting

35:40

to work intermission. I hope Jeff Lowe saw

35:42

it as a successful night. Like every day

35:44

there was something happening for us. Shop. Like

35:46

getting right around in that

35:49

shopping cart through Vegas was a lot

35:51

of fun. Oh yeah, ship. Not shop,

35:53

my fault. Ship. That was incredible.

35:55

We just had such a fun time. I

35:58

feel like we did. Burton Tom. Gotta shout

36:00

them out. They came on the podcast

36:02

as well, but also hosting us at

36:04

their blackjack tournament their skills challenge fucking

36:06

power slap Taylor State Taylor

36:09

still in Vegas the boy we couldn't even get

36:11

him We couldn't even get him to make the

36:13

intro today. He's flying back from Vegas today He

36:15

ended up attending fight night now. I

36:17

know Burton Tom. They had a show on Saturday night

36:20

But seriously everybody crushed it shouts

36:22

to everybody. Thank you to everybody

36:25

But our week in Vegas was all

36:27

time Mitch getting the

36:30

end McCaffrey episode up on

36:32

Saturday, right on Saturday

36:34

morning before the Super Bowl aired That

36:37

was big time people seem to love that episode

36:39

if you haven't you didn't know we dropped a

36:41

bonus episode with Ed McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey his

36:44

dad Luke McCaffrey's dad But

36:47

that episodes awesomeness out on all platforms

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right now rumble YouTube all the audio

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platforms But you guys busted your

36:54

ass and and you know, I really appreciate you Connor I

36:56

know you did a hell of a job with all the

36:58

graphics back home. You really missed out on a hell of

37:00

a week Just

37:03

teasing you Cooper But

37:07

everybody all in the boys are

37:09

buzzing and it was it was

37:11

a lot of fun. Yeah class class all around But

37:16

yeah, oh and obviously Dana White tunnel of chaos

37:18

all the boys that entered the tunnel of chaos

37:21

Dave big cat Mark

37:25

Titus Jerry Hank PFT Austin

37:27

even Austin got himself in

37:29

there But the tunnel

37:31

of chaos guys, we do have a t-shirt out now

37:33

if you want to continue to support our

37:35

gambling problem Yeah,

37:38

man, did I miss anything Hall

37:43

of Fame week Great

37:45

too. I mean we there were days

37:47

where we'd have four or five interviews You'd be

37:49

on different shows and I just

37:51

was imagining being in your shoes and

37:53

by 4 p.m. Doing your last interview

37:55

Just like being able to

37:57

have authentic or get organic conversation

38:00

So shout out to you guys as

38:02

well huge to like just really

38:04

bring the juice no matter if it was 8 a.m.

38:06

Or 8 p.m. So that was big. It was good

38:08

to have the team like all of us So I

38:11

kind of like lean on throughout the day that you

38:13

get talking and there's a couple for sure that

38:15

I I had approached like Brian

38:18

was easy once it started and got into but he

38:20

was when I was a little like anxious

38:22

about just because You're it's hard

38:24

to prep for the later ones Like I would always be

38:27

ready for the first ones of the day But

38:29

then like if those run over and then

38:31

the next guest is already there and there's no time to

38:33

like prep or anything You're trying to figure out Different

38:36

questions that you can ask or all the different football

38:38

players that came through and you're hoping to maybe ask

38:40

the same kind of question But in like try to

38:42

figure out a different way to do it But

38:45

yeah, man, we had some awesome guests I will go ahead and

38:47

tease and allow you guys to kind of bitch

38:49

in the comments in the weeks to come about Hey, when's

38:51

this one dropping? We head on fucking

38:54

the one that's dropping today Obviously

38:56

you got Burton Tom you got

38:59

Gary V Stephen a Smith Charles

39:01

Woodson Marshall Falk Eric Kendricks Brian

39:03

Baumgarner from the office Michael

39:06

Bisbee, he was a lot of fun. He was

39:08

a lot of fun Yeah,

39:10

I mentioned Gary V Gary V was all time

39:12

got to ask him about the whole bit on

39:14

him You know shooting his family in

39:17

the fucking face moment That

39:19

was fun Troy Palomalu that one

39:21

was so much fun.

39:23

Who else? Charles

39:26

Woodson surprise guest earn. I don't know if

39:28

that's a surprise. Yes, sir And

39:31

in the Marshall Falk when a flavor Flav

39:33

just bust in Just in

39:35

the in the hotel room. You got flavor Flav coming in

39:37

with his character yet on the jewelry and everything else Eric

39:41

Kendricks Do you have the top

39:43

moments from the week? Not even

39:45

necessarily episode wise but like, you know, it

39:47

could be funny stuff events or pods I

39:50

mean my uh Charles asking me that

39:52

and it's like I felt like every day

39:54

was a highlight many I there there was

39:57

something that highlight and note every day. I mean

40:00

Obviously, everybody winning at the

40:02

blackjack table, like having the Barstool guys there, like

40:04

Dave and Big Cat, like leading up to those

40:06

moments was a lot of fun. Like them up

40:08

in the room, them kind of questioning the madness

40:10

and everything else. You're hoping that everybody wins because

40:12

clearly it's not a guarantee. Like we've seen, I

40:15

was in a bit of a deal, but we've seen moments

40:17

where people were pulling all-nighters. And the way it

40:19

worked out for all of them was a lot of fun. You

40:24

had a low light. What

40:26

was the low light? Remind me. You versus Bobby Lee.

40:30

Yeah, yeah. Yes. Bobby

40:33

Lee beat me in

40:36

the field goal contest. And

40:39

we might have tied me in the quarterback challenge. I

40:42

like to think he tied me. Yeah, I think he tied me in

40:44

the quarterback. I think he might have beat you, but we're looking at

40:46

things. No, no, no, no. Come on. Don't do that. Don't do that.

40:48

But yeah, Bobby Lee hit a field goal. People

40:51

are saying you have the Bobby build. Actually,

40:54

I just made that up. People

40:57

are saying you're built like a dumpling as well. Yeah,

41:01

I mean, that was a lot of fun. I'll

41:04

never forgive Tom Segura for picking Warren Sapp ahead

41:06

of me first overall in the draft. I hope

41:08

that he's had him forever. But

41:10

hey, hanging with Bird and Tom, we

41:12

got to go on podcasts too, like

41:14

Max Crosby, Leanne Kreischer,

41:17

the wife of the party that I would assume

41:19

will be coming out soon. Those

41:21

are fun. But I mean, we

41:23

were at it all day long, it felt like, every day.

41:25

And there were highlights in every one. I only felt exhausted.

41:27

I don't know about you guys. You guys didn't let me

41:29

know when you started to feel it. But

41:32

I started to feel it definitely on Friday big time. I

41:34

thought the way I was feeling on Friday, I would start

41:36

feeling that on Wednesday. Just based on last year, I felt

41:38

like we had some grinder days.

41:40

I would lose my voice and get too

41:42

fucked up the night before to

41:44

be ready to go for the next pause. But

41:48

I was feeling it for the back end of the

41:50

last two or three days last year in Arizona. This

41:53

week, I felt like Friday was the only one where

41:55

I was like, man, I am pretty exhausted right

41:57

now. How about you guys? Did you guys

41:59

have a lot of fun? I feel like Thursday is when

42:01

it hit me because when Friday came around

42:03

it's like, okay, last day we leave tomorrow

42:05

like we can push through. But Thursday was

42:07

like, yeah, we still got seven, eight more

42:09

interviews with like probably two late nights. So

42:11

that's where I felt these days. But then

42:14

Friday was kind of just like, all

42:16

right, one last ride. Let's do it. Yeah. And

42:18

all the fancy, like everybody who comes up and

42:20

interacts with us, like you guys

42:22

do not know how much that means. The only tip

42:25

of advice that I will give. Because

42:28

it does. It fires us up every time. Like all,

42:30

like we all love it. I love when not

42:32

only are you about Taylor myself, but the boys

42:34

in the back, like you're calling them out. Hey,

42:36

we're so and so before you even got there,

42:38

Mitch, I want to say somebody was asking about

42:40

you. Do you remember that moment where

42:43

somebody was like, hey, who's the guy that they

42:46

asked something? Who's the producer? Questions. Yeah, no,

42:48

I do remember. Yeah, but the week was

42:50

so long. I kind of can't recall. But

42:53

all to say, like we love that shit.

42:55

Like we love to know that you

42:57

guys like it's like the podcast is like it's

43:00

happening in real time when you guys come up

43:02

to us. However, the tip that I will give

43:05

have your selfie

43:08

camera ready to go

43:11

with the photo just because it helps save

43:13

time. There's that awkward moment. Like, hey, can I get a photo?

43:15

Yeah. And then, you know, face

43:18

ID doesn't work. Face ID doesn't work. Like, oh, we got

43:20

to hang on. I got to. Oh, my bad. This and

43:22

that. And your thumbs fucking shaking a little bit. And you're

43:24

trying to hit the wrong thing. Then you hit Snapchat. I

43:27

want to get a photo on my camera, not the Snapchat.

43:29

Are you hit the wrong social media? And

43:31

then like you hold it up and then it's facing out the other

43:33

way. And you're like, oh, here, I got to turn around again. You

43:35

kind of just like, you know, just just that's my

43:38

tip. That's my word of advice. I know.

43:40

I know again, love it. But when you're

43:42

just in that little predicament, I

43:45

think it's really cool when you see fans like

43:47

not like a dozen show or something where you'd

43:49

expect to see you or Taylor, but like in

43:51

the wild and then like you were following

43:53

you and you can immediately see the reaction. Were

43:55

they like that

43:58

him and then like they you can tell. that like

44:01

even now even in months from now it means

44:03

so much to them to see you guys and

44:05

to me that's cool the impact you have on

44:07

people and like just like taking

44:09

five seconds to take a photo like as soon

44:12

as they're done like they're like running off and

44:14

like jump right in the air and that that's

44:16

cool you guys are doing real

44:18

things that make people really happy I

44:21

just love and two it's like even

44:24

though well even the ones that just walk by I want to say

44:26

it happened in the airport when we got back yesterday but somebody's just

44:28

like oh the boys they're just walking by

44:30

the boys like oh this is just a normal

44:32

interaction it is sick like the culture that's been

44:34

it's kind of like manifested with the with the

44:36

bus and crew with the tier one series threes

44:39

doesn't matter we rock with everybody JP

44:41

did you have something I was gonna say you bring up

44:43

a good point with the snapchat when you

44:45

go to hand one of us your phone to

44:47

take a photo you're putting the

44:49

pressure on when you got snapchat hold up

44:52

you got one shot and

44:54

you we want to make the photo as good

44:56

as we can for you so just hand us

44:58

the camera and we'll rip you 20 photos it's

45:00

a great point because we might we might be

45:02

holding the camera on the selfie mode to like

45:04

help do it and you

45:06

might see some movement on the side or somebody wants

45:08

to pop in late so our fingers just going to

45:11

make sure we get them all but yeah that is

45:13

a great that's a great tip JP you know there's

45:15

got to be a guy out there hit the snapchat

45:17

and then was like talked you off for five

45:19

ten more seconds accidentally cancels it walks

45:21

away and then it's just devastating

45:24

right and you can upload

45:26

your photos to snapchat everyone

45:29

so if it's if it's in your camera roll you can

45:31

still send it out on snapchat and post it it's a

45:33

good point that's a great point what

45:37

else do we have what else do we have have

45:39

I hit everything a recap kind of the last week in

45:41

Vegas see real prediction for

45:43

next year I don't

45:47

know I don't know I need some time you

45:50

got to give him a game what if you're right yeah

45:54

more importantly what if

45:56

you're wrong let's

45:58

go Next year.

46:07

I like that one. Young team,

46:09

strong building on the ups. We'll

46:12

say that's AFC, NFC. Texans

46:17

is the logo that swayed you to

46:19

offer next year release last night with

46:22

the whole color scheme. Yeah, let's

46:24

go Texans. Let's go

46:26

Texans. Rams. Oh,

46:31

and maybe Packers. Texans,

46:33

Packers, Texans, Packers, Super

46:35

Bowl next year. Clippett.

46:40

Clippett. Texans, Packers,

46:42

CJ, Stroud, Jordan, Love. Those

46:45

are quarterbacks of the future. I've been

46:48

building on their team for next year. I

46:50

like them. Let's go with that. Rams

46:54

might be in there. Rams got a good shot

46:56

too. A healthy Bengals team. Yeah,

47:00

very fair. By

47:07

the way, Coach Callahan, I had a

47:11

cat text me. I guess I will not disclose his

47:13

name, but he was part of the Raiders when I

47:15

was on the Raiders. And he's now here with

47:17

Coach Callahan. And he shot me

47:19

a message the other night just talking about, hey, and just want to

47:22

let you know I'm in town. Coach

47:24

Callahan, we can get him on the bus, yada, yada, yada.

47:26

So that'll be sick. We

47:30

got to start prepping for the spring tour.

47:33

I think we're going to do a little OTA. So

47:36

maybe three schools in the spring tour

47:39

and three NFL teams for the

47:41

OTAs, I believe. But

47:43

that'll be fun. That's kind of like what's next for us in

47:46

a big way. Some UFC. There's some

47:48

talks of some UFC content that we're going to

47:50

be doing. So

47:52

stay tuned for that. Other than

47:54

that, man, I feel like I hit on everything. Do we want to get

47:56

to the twisted question? There

47:59

actually isn't one. I don't know if it's it

48:01

was done. Oh, there's no segment sponsor. There's not

48:03

any segments at all, but Like

48:06

cut this out just got the email Chevy's

48:09

back on board. So we need

48:11

to add a Chevy something

48:13

behind you and then I've got the

48:15

ad read. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I

48:17

can't do it That should be

48:20

good Chevy's back. Hey The

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Chevy Silverado back with the boys Presenting

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sponsor. It's gonna be a big year for

48:29

his fellas hell

48:31

of a football season to like Man,

48:34

I hope our teams are fucking in the mix. They

48:37

will be You got

48:39

got Tennessee Tennessee you guys

48:42

are you guys in line for a big year

48:44

next year? Well, oh Yeah,

48:46

yeah, I really hope so I mean it's kind

48:48

of we're at this point where the expectations like

48:50

very high and it's yeah I don't make the

48:53

playoffs which was being of the 12

48:55

team playoff this year I have high hopes but if

48:57

it doesn't then it's just utter

48:59

chaos But speaking

49:01

of Tennessee with Titans from Vegas Will

49:04

Levis he had an absolute week

49:07

to won the celebrity poker tournament beat the shit

49:09

out of Trevor Lawrence in ping-pong he

49:11

won the Was a

49:14

celebrity golf tournament. He was crushed. Oh

49:16

no shit. Yeah, he killed it. She's

49:18

all right Just an athlete man, yeah, Titan

49:20

Super Bowl loading. I know

49:23

it's tough seeing the Texas types

49:25

division So

49:29

Just to be clear. There is no Twisted

49:32

question this week Mitch is saved. I guess he just

49:34

doesn't want to have any kind of hypothetical. He just

49:36

wants to take a break No,

49:39

let's not put you all just on the hot seat to find

49:41

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50:51

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50:58

this is going to be another one from

51:01

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51:03

you rather develop a full erection every time you look

51:05

at a girl that you're attracted to or come every

51:07

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51:12

thought I was supposed to be hypotheticals, Mitch. I

51:19

get stiff. Forever, girl,

51:21

I see that's attractive. I almost do that anyway. I

51:28

said, Alma.

51:38

What are the two options? Get

51:41

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51:43

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51:45

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51:47

it. What? It's a

51:50

mid-sleep. Yeah. We're just

51:53

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51:57

even see that many girls, so that would be easy. N

52:00

n like like the average number of

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52:05

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Only. Ah,

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I'm all right now. Great

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we row nine minutes in nine

54:07

minutes Nine minutes you guys walked

54:09

in nine minutes There's a phrase in football position meeting

54:11

me to be early to be earliest to be on

54:13

time Yeah to be on time is to be late

54:16

and to be ladies to be forgotten It's

54:19

a fucking military expression You

54:21

had a bullshit coach who co-opted the

54:23

military Your

54:26

coach who's a fucking pussy who never

54:28

served Yeah co-opted that shit That's the

54:30

Marine Corps dude I heard coach on

54:32

time on time as late and late

54:34

as unacceptable. So this guy whatever fucking

54:36

fact Oh, I'm sorry. Well, what place are the Marines?

54:38

Are you in? My dad was a Marine and that's

54:41

why I thought He just got a beer He killed

54:43

a lot of Vietnamese people Dude, I heard the coach

54:45

right now and said I had a dream Call that

54:47

coach right now and say fuck off, Salty Nah, I

54:49

lost his number man After that I deleted it just

54:51

now my table Every coach said everybody's

54:53

in the back Let's take a minute Let's

54:55

take a minute How fun was

54:57

yesterday? Dude So fun And

55:00

thanks to you boys For real Seriously

55:02

I owe you guys I

55:04

texted you both I texted the group You

55:07

guys made the night for us It was all blackjack

55:09

thing And when you guys showed up you changed the

55:11

energy And you created the room You did And

55:13

you did it And thank you Can I

55:16

tell you something? Give yourself more credit You guys put all You

55:18

guys put all the ingredients in the bowl We just turned the

55:21

oven on Dude That's all we need

55:23

You guys It was a fucking

55:25

blast It really was It really was And

55:27

the way it was framed as a blackjack tournament I was very nervous There

55:29

was a guy from Red Rocks He called me and he was like

55:31

hey The whole idea is to get people out So you're

55:34

splitting pens You're doing whatever Because you're trying to fuck up

55:36

their carts And so I was going to the game

55:38

I'll go to war Oh you were getting in to fuck me up

55:41

Yeah I was looking at the phone before we went there And he was like

55:43

this is what you got to do At a blackjack tournament if you want to

55:45

win And then I get there And you're like oh we're just hanging out playing

55:47

I'm like this is the best This is

55:49

awesome No it was amazing And the energy

55:51

was incredible dude Can you elaborate on the

55:53

energy and how much fun How our table

55:55

works By the way So we're

55:57

waiting for this Like you said

56:00

starts at four and we're sitting in like a

56:02

holding tank where we're like it's just like 233

56:04

and then birds like can we fucking go now and

56:07

hold on hold on hold on hold on let's

56:09

start with Tommy just real quick casually pulls out a

56:11

$50,000 marker and

56:14

then I have to scramble to get a $50,000

56:16

market it turned into a horrible

56:18

fight with my wife and then Tommy starts

56:20

gambling by himself before

56:24

you shut that down they're like we're not open I

56:26

was like we are now let's just fucking start swinging

56:28

it around it was just sitting there playing playing but

56:31

playing alone and then one by one you guys

56:33

walked up and as each of it was literally

56:35

like somebody had fired up a barbecue and they're

56:37

like I don't know I used to do something

56:40

on the grill and then one friend shows up

56:42

hey crack a beer and it was like as

56:44

your friends showed up the energy just kept building

56:46

and then our table was us

56:49

then considering considering

56:51

I'm the one that sat it

56:53

because because I'll tell you he

56:55

takes the credit Jason yes I

56:57

take the credit for greeting

56:59

people as they walked in and making sure that

57:01

Tommy had a good group hang on you know

57:04

Will's weakness you know Taylor's weakness right yeah I

57:06

love each other I know Tommy's weakness Tommy will

57:08

sit in a shell if you allow him to

57:10

he'll sit in the corner by himself I

57:13

did not want that I can do that and I said

57:15

when you guys rolled in I go go sit next to

57:17

Tommy and he kept going sit down I was like

57:19

no I knew Kelsey was showing up and I was

57:21

like I want that table to be all

57:23

the boys right I'm out if I'm walking in I

57:26

saw Tom and I'm like I want to sit by Tom

57:28

no no I started sitting people at the table

57:38

and I saw the energy popping and popping and

57:40

I kept that one seat open so I knew

57:42

Kelsey was coming and fucking Kelsey delivers and like

57:45

here's the like

57:48

three times somebody would talk to Kelsey

57:50

and he'd look over here and he'd

57:52

either hit blackjack or just win his

57:54

and then he'd look back like oh

57:56

six thousand dollars imagine if we all

57:58

sat down like hey We're gonna get

58:00

at this and have fun and then we just got ran through

58:02

the whole time But a blackjack for the dealer or 20 for

58:05

the dealer. We just got killed That

58:07

was the beauty of it now. I'll say

58:09

from my table So I sat with Anthony

58:11

Pettis and Bo who played I think for

58:13

the Eagles Phenomenal hair and mustache

58:16

on him. Yes, truly like kind of jealous.

58:18

We sat at a side table and have

58:20

fun I knew Baker Mayfield was showing up

58:22

And so I was like I was watching

58:24

your table the way a proud parent watches

58:26

this kid ride a bike and going like

58:28

fuck Yeah, to have Tommy have fun

58:30

like that. He's standing And

58:35

you guys are all fucked and I'm like a little

58:37

jealous I go that's not then Baker shows up at

58:39

our table Baker's wife Do

58:42

you guys all marry savages? Like

58:44

all you Guys

58:46

marry Podcasts

58:57

it was a lot of fun. Hold on how If

59:00

we had lost maybe Hypothetically speaking 250

59:03

thousand dollars of the better black back check table. Yeah,

59:05

how would our wives have dealt with it? First of

59:07

all mine would never know that I'd

59:15

be like it's a bag. Don't you like College

59:31

fun, it's a crazy investment So now

59:33

by the way, this guy is a

59:35

fucking animal like you went you went

59:38

on a fool It

59:40

was you need somebody to like keep it

59:42

on the throttle at the table because like

59:44

you know I mean like everyone's having fun you

59:46

win some you lose some that's how you play

59:48

you get good shoes you get bad shoes But

59:51

you need somebody to go I'm gonna press this

59:53

shit and you went up and down I had

59:55

to remind people that you also went down to

59:57

almost not like at one point you were down

1:00:00

to like two. I was like,

1:00:02

I think he's done. You know, I didn't know they

1:00:04

were going to keep playing. Just 6,000 at a time

1:00:06

and we're kind of like, you know, a couple 500

1:00:08

chips. I had heart

1:00:10

palpitations when I did 1,500. He's like, I'm

1:00:12

a double six. And I was like, oh

1:00:17

my fucking god. He'd say, hey, heart press, heart

1:00:19

press, heart press. And also the best part is

1:00:22

that he's been playing for not yet a year.

1:00:24

So I did. He just went all

1:00:26

in, but it was, it keeps,

1:00:28

it keeps the juices fucking flowing at

1:00:30

the table. There's like a beautiful yin and yang

1:00:32

to that because if you do have, if you

1:00:34

are the person that presses, it's

1:00:37

great if you're winning. Then there's also something for

1:00:39

everybody to decide about and then build their confidence.

1:00:41

I'll put in more chips, but the

1:00:43

flip side. If I were to have done

1:00:45

that last day, at one

1:00:47

point I was up, I paid

1:00:49

you back and I was up like $20,000. Yeah.

1:00:52

By the way, there's like a lot of loans at the

1:00:54

table. It's when you walk away from the table.

1:00:58

That's on Dana too. Like the establishment that Dana's kind

1:01:00

of put together at Red Rocks, you walk in and

1:01:02

you don't feel solo. You feel like, Hey, if something

1:01:04

goes wrong for me, there's going to be four or

1:01:06

five guys that try to chip in to help me

1:01:09

get back. And that is where the kind of throwing

1:01:11

that chip here, helping a guy. That's, that's kind of

1:01:13

my origin story of being, cause if I won $20,000,

1:01:16

you're like, give me a thousand, like get a

1:01:18

job. I'm not going to give you $20,000, but

1:01:20

if I'm half chips and we're playing, it's very

1:01:22

easy for me to hand you a chair and

1:01:24

feel a little safer about that situation. Yeah. I

1:01:27

never understood being a cuckold before. I like

1:01:29

watching men fuck your wife. Yeah. But

1:01:32

watching you, watching you play

1:01:34

blackjack, I got it. I

1:01:37

watched, I stood behind you. I was like, I let them fuck

1:01:39

my wife. I want to see it. You're so fun. And every

1:01:41

table needs

1:01:44

the guy that's got a couple of phrases going,

1:01:46

mama needs a new pair of shoes. You

1:01:49

know, like someone, someone to say something. And

1:01:51

I was sitting off the back. Leanne was

1:01:53

so fun watching you guys. She's like, I

1:01:56

love Taylor Luan. I love, man, that

1:01:58

is the boys. grew up with that

1:02:00

is the boys those are the fun boys and I

1:02:02

was like we have but when I do it I

1:02:04

pull out a 50,000 marker and we step into two

1:02:06

in the morning fighting like what the fuck Baker's

1:02:12

wife $1,000 I was like

1:02:15

here please gamble it's like we have money and I was like oh I'm

1:02:17

rich hey

1:02:19

but uh our table how bad let's just be honest no no

1:02:21

shots of the boy but how bad

1:02:32

defect Burt wanted to tell John to be a hailess

1:02:36

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1:02:40

ha you're burnt you're burnt with

1:02:42

Jason's rollin up like can

1:02:46

we get two chairs of beer and

1:02:48

I'm just like yeah yeah and he'd

1:02:50

be like we'll fall

1:02:59

over here too guys so

1:03:01

much louder and get it

1:03:03

going and Jason was like

1:03:05

man I was pretty like

1:03:07

he was an aggressive better

1:03:09

to surrender yeah yeah

1:03:12

right baby I'm out John yeah he

1:03:14

was like that John was doing that

1:03:16

explaining that to

1:03:19

Jay and I thought this that's explain who John

1:03:21

is if you can do you know who he

1:03:24

is I so I looked him up after and

1:03:26

I saw he's like apparently what I saw was

1:03:28

big-time gambler wants to talk about gambling a lot

1:03:30

yeah he's talking about when he did a little

1:03:32

story he was saying that like if he has

1:03:35

you have 15 and the dealers showing like a

1:03:37

face card something like that surrender right which means

1:03:39

like you give away you back like half your

1:03:41

bed or something yeah you get half of it

1:03:43

that he was like he surrendered once and the

1:03:45

whole table's like the fuck are you chill and

1:03:48

then but then Instagram and he was like kind

1:03:50

of like teaching about it to me obviously like

1:03:52

a very experienced better and you know he had

1:03:54

he had good insight he's my algorithm my table

1:03:56

my algorithm was at that table yeah cuz he's

1:03:58

a guy a I hope

1:04:00

he hears this and finds this with love. He

1:04:03

is absolutely hilarious, but sometimes he doesn't know he's hilarious

1:04:05

So like he is a Instagram influencer.

1:04:08

Yeah, who's all about a hundred investing

1:04:10

yourself 200% and He

1:04:13

and he talked to people who have jobs and

1:04:15

tells them that they're sucking the man's dick and

1:04:18

and he's and his big flex

1:04:20

Is this love? I hope he does big

1:04:23

flexes And I love this

1:04:25

so much because it's like he's got a fountain in this

1:04:27

living room And he's like do you fucking

1:04:29

found your living room? And

1:04:32

then when the haters come at him he puts their picture

1:04:34

up he's like yo What's

1:04:36

up, John? I saw a picture your fat fucking

1:04:38

wife He likes bitches

1:04:40

up. I ran into him in Florida My

1:04:43

algorithm just showed up in Florida do the guy

1:04:45

been attacked by an alligator that I listen to

1:04:47

a podcast and him showed up And we hung

1:04:49

out and partied and I was like dude. You

1:04:51

gotta come hang out with boys because he's you

1:04:53

guys he's six seven He's a big motherfucker played

1:04:55

ball. I'm sure he told you that right Football

1:04:58

he was busy trying to stay on 16 which Seeing

1:05:03

all you guys hang out together yeah, I do

1:05:05

love the guy. I love the guy follow him

1:05:07

He makes me giggle sometimes I don't think overnight.

1:05:10

He's a nice guy. Yeah, and he's a fun

1:05:12

guy But that fucking table was god damn hot

1:05:14

also shout out it changes the whole vibe shout

1:05:16

out to the fun fun dealers Yeah,

1:05:19

man. Yeah, like I know they do their job, and

1:05:21

they're doing what they do, but when they have a

1:05:23

good attitude It does make the whole thing yeah Our

1:05:28

table and be a cunt we got

1:05:30

the same fucking Dude

1:05:35

there the art dealer was so great Yeah,

1:05:38

well we have like big bets And

1:05:40

I would get a face card and she would go around

1:05:42

and then put my next card face down just to have

1:05:45

fun Yeah, a little more of an experience to her. I'm

1:05:47

like okay. This is nice. Yeah. This is nice I love

1:05:49

this I like it. Oh, yeah, you guys threw a hell

1:05:51

of a party the table The table

1:05:53

one like the whole table yeah I walked

1:05:55

away winners four guys are sitting there up

1:05:57

and then one guy's just down like he

1:06:00

kills the vibe. Yeah, he's trying to be happy for

1:06:02

everybody. But you know, I am happy for you. How

1:06:04

about Jason Kelsey, man? Let's take a

1:06:06

second. I like this. Yeah,

1:06:08

yeah. You guys have introduced me to a

1:06:10

whole group and like to the boys. It's

1:06:13

a phrase I think that is overstated

1:06:16

but underappreciated. I don't think people

1:06:19

understand how precise this statement is

1:06:21

because guys like George Kendall, Christian

1:06:23

McCaffrey, fucking Jason

1:06:25

Kelsey, the boys, and

1:06:28

they're always for the boys. And I fucking love

1:06:30

that. You know our vodka is for the bears,

1:06:32

porosos. That's the phrase. For the bears. For the

1:06:35

bears. For the bears. And when we came

1:06:39

up with it randomly, so we can't try to come up

1:06:41

with a bunch of names, Tom's Peruvian. He speaks fluent Spanish.

1:06:44

Even though he looks like one of the Nazis that

1:06:46

escaped down there. But

1:06:49

like, and I heard it and I went,

1:06:51

you know, and you guys, our friendship is

1:06:53

super important to me because beer Olympics, it

1:06:57

was my fight club. It was my moment where

1:06:59

I was like, oh, the first of all, there's

1:07:01

men better than me, like bigger than me, stronger

1:07:03

than me, smarter than me. First realization. These guys

1:07:05

are fucking me up. He was like, you dodged

1:07:11

a bullet.

1:07:14

Later, right? Like a few days later, how

1:07:16

was it awful? He was terrible. It was

1:07:18

horrible. You definitely did the right thing. Yeah.

1:07:20

But you're going this year. He was like,

1:07:22

these guys were choking me out and holding

1:07:24

me underwater. He said someone

1:07:26

tried to drown him. It was like, my bad.

1:07:29

I got a little carried away. But the football

1:07:31

players, man, not every football players like

1:07:38

this, but there is a group of guys, man,

1:07:40

that are just for it. Love hanging out. Not

1:07:43

when you go out and you're in college, going to the

1:07:45

bars, you're not so focused on chasing girls or anything like

1:07:47

that. It's like the boys are hanging out. We're getting a

1:07:49

picture of B walls and we're getting blackout drunk together. We

1:07:51

might get a little rough. Might get a little rough. Yeah.

1:07:53

And you just kind of get after it. And that is

1:07:55

you. That is a staple of beer Olympics. It is just

1:07:57

truly what is it? When is it? The Wednesday day? It'll

1:08:00

be June 22 to 25th on a

1:08:02

Tuesday. You will be there. Okay, you're

1:08:04

going bro. Yeah, okay Tommy Yeah, it's

1:08:07

so much fun. Okay, and you know

1:08:09

you're going now. Yeah, Jason over

1:08:11

there. We got a concept

1:08:13

from the Logan brothers I

1:08:16

heard that didn't go well. Yeah, you put me in a group

1:08:18

chat with Jake in to your credit

1:08:21

Amazing job. It wasn't just hey connecting you to Descriptions

1:08:24

homies great friends the whole

1:08:27

thing serving him up on a

1:08:29

platter for me I try to come back. Hey nine years

1:08:31

in the NFL three provos big flex just trying to impress

1:08:33

you right now Would you love to come

1:08:35

to be Olympics and that group chat to this moment? I still not

1:08:37

been talked in He has not said

1:08:39

anything back nothing on the side off nothing It

1:08:43

was a tough deal. I bet you'd go judge it.

1:08:45

I go it go different in person You think that's

1:08:47

I'm kind of fucker saw you in person be like

1:08:49

a bitch you see that fucking Texas

1:08:51

hang in there You think they go a little different? Like

1:08:54

you got that attitude where you would swing on anybody

1:08:57

no you know I think you might forget what you

1:08:59

look like in person I think it would go you

1:09:01

forget Fucked

1:09:04

up you forget what it's like to touch you

1:09:08

Take a dog dude if a big dog. She's a little dog

1:09:10

it thinks that the same Grunk

1:09:13

is there's divisions in boxing for a

1:09:15

reason He

1:09:22

can fucking throw can fight You

1:09:24

knew can't throw a punch me. Oh yeah

1:09:27

He tried throwing one at your the

1:09:29

movie premiere remember that who at he

1:09:31

had the oh yes Taylor

1:09:34

took a swing at him like basically missed like

1:09:36

barely nicked it Guys

1:09:41

are you doing are you gonna have a cocktail right now can

1:09:43

we get can we get should we get some? Yeah,

1:09:45

we absolutely we got a dream for

1:09:47

you Yeah, that's we for you. We

1:09:49

do you want to just give it to us you want to get

1:09:52

a quick guess we got to two ways Should

1:09:54

you guys set it up in there? We got to just

1:09:56

you got to sip it room temp just the way it

1:09:58

is well You try a shit I want you to

1:10:01

actually like the vodka. That's how you get

1:10:03

the flavor. That's how your pallet's got to

1:10:05

be completely Unobstructed not chilled. It's

1:10:07

just like this is what it tastes like

1:10:10

room temperature Then we have

1:10:12

a treat for you. Then we have a treat. Okay. What's

1:10:14

the treat? Is there some explanation into the tree? Oh, yeah,

1:10:16

we'll give you a little We

1:10:22

need a shot I think room temp first

1:10:24

I really do this is how you actually

1:10:26

just pass the bottle around What's what it

1:10:28

tastes like who was the? Who

1:10:31

is the premier the prime like taste tester

1:10:33

to figure this out? We actually each got

1:10:35

samples like 12 samples individually

1:10:38

separate and we were we sent

1:10:40

in our answers Separately not to

1:10:42

each other. Okay, and then we responded with the

1:10:44

same two samples that we liked the most And

1:10:47

I wasn't in how'd you decide it? Tension

1:10:50

is I wasn't drinking at the top

1:10:52

nice. I was sober. Yeah, it was

1:10:54

Wednesday You

1:10:58

were just a poor boy So

1:11:02

when I was sober I just had to pour it in my mouth I

1:11:05

don't know if you guys know I lost 45 pounds, but I like Was

1:11:09

then picture really been in the headline. It's what both of

1:11:11

us are on it anyway the us

1:11:13

and Amy Schumer the But

1:11:19

So well I had to taste it and just pour it

1:11:21

in my mouth and let it sit on my tongue And

1:11:23

then I did my taste testing that way and was really

1:11:25

interesting because I was like Some

1:11:27

of them were like this is like pepper I don't

1:11:30

like this shit, and then some of them were round

1:11:32

like I I won't tell you what

1:11:34

you're tasting But I tell you this everyone knows you

1:11:36

put 10,000 work hours into anything you're

1:11:38

good at it I think it's safe to say I put

1:11:40

10,000 work hours in vodka Most

1:11:44

of the time if you buy sorry I should

1:11:46

talk into this yeah most the time the drill

1:11:48

you get a vodka You're like you have to

1:11:51

fucking freeze this to make it even Tolerable

1:11:53

to taste so we'll taste it

1:11:55

first then we'll do something,

1:11:57

but just something is your honest reaction Whatever

1:12:00

you think of it. Yeah, please we just have a

1:12:02

more joy the celebrity chef cheers boys.

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minutes Boys

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1:12:19

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1:12:21

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you break them with your teeth you put that it's

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1:12:56

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thoughtful shall

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I? before

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beauty all right go ahead

1:14:16

all right I'll be honest yeah I hate

1:14:19

vodka cool it start

1:14:21

by the way you guys growing up on pop off and

1:14:24

then and shit

1:14:30

like that tasting your guys's vodka they came

1:14:32

into my mouth and I was very nervous like I saw you

1:14:34

guys I didn't know if we were drinking the whole thing I

1:14:36

really don't want to I just wanted to take a little sip

1:14:38

and taste it I flush it

1:14:40

around in my mouth not a lot of disruption

1:14:42

in there not a lot of disruption and then

1:14:44

I'm also scared to swallow it because

1:14:47

again the taste of vodka very harsh

1:14:50

that is some of the smoothest vodka that's what I

1:14:52

want to hear I have ever tasted

1:14:54

and that is no bullshit everybody watching

1:14:56

and overall I would say that is

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a 4.5 I

1:15:01

like that thank you very much

1:15:03

I'll go I also share the same

1:15:05

thing about vodka it's not my favorite liquor drink it's

1:15:07

usually one of those things you shoot it and immediately

1:15:09

chase right after just because you're trying to get from

1:15:11

point A to point B as fast as possible as

1:15:14

I put this vodka in my mouth I very rarely like

1:15:17

I just said you just shoot it you don't let it

1:15:19

sit there as it coated the inside

1:15:21

of my mouth I got I was getting nervous

1:15:23

like how harsh is this gonna be I could

1:15:26

feel the warmth spreading from my cheeks to my

1:15:28

nose up into my head where I'm feeling like

1:15:30

kind of that's you get when you have a

1:15:32

whiskey on your stomach but in the dome piece

1:15:35

as I took it down another fear overtook of

1:15:37

how harsh am I gonna cough because I want

1:15:39

to love this for you guys yeah as

1:15:41

I took it down I could feel a touch

1:15:45

of sharp to where oh no

1:15:47

it might come the cough might come to

1:15:49

a subtle smooth landing nice on

1:15:52

an airport if you're flying a plane and then

1:15:54

it sat in my stomach right after

1:15:56

a meal and I just feel like my the whole inside

1:15:58

of my stomach now is coated feeling warm

1:16:01

as if the whiskey is. Thank

1:16:30

you gentlemen. Now is the treat.

1:16:32

If you guys don't mind ice

1:16:34

at this point, could we do ice? Okay,

1:16:43

so I'm going to have you guys do it so we're

1:16:45

not doing it on camera. So can

1:16:47

you- We're not doing this on camera? No, no, no,

1:16:49

no, no, no. This is a treat. Yeah. This is

1:16:51

something we just did and it blew us away and

1:16:54

I immediately said, I said, and I'll tell you this

1:16:56

for real. I said, we should take

1:16:58

this to the podcast. And Tom said, not

1:17:00

KFC radio busting with the boys. That's

1:17:03

what we need to say. He goes, I don't

1:17:05

like those guys. I have a hard time

1:17:07

talking to them. They're very boring in my

1:17:09

opinion. And so he said, this is a

1:17:11

treat for you guys. So there's

1:17:13

a thing called a buzz button. Do you know what that is?

1:17:15

No. Okay, I had it

1:17:18

one time in Australia and it's a thing that

1:17:20

changes the palate of your tongue. You

1:17:23

eat it, your tongue goes crazy wild

1:17:25

numb and whatever you

1:17:27

taste- Very temporarily. Very temporarily and

1:17:29

whatever you taste is fucking phenomenal.

1:17:31

Changes the- So this is

1:17:33

porosos and the mixer and we've got buzz

1:17:35

buttons for you guys. We'll each eat a buzz button.

1:17:37

Now I would say that when I ate one, I

1:17:41

drooled aggressively. It's

1:17:43

pretty wild and it's pretty intense. It's a

1:17:45

little bit like a popper or like fucking-

1:17:48

A guy. You were a fucking guy?

1:17:50

I was a fucking guy. He's

1:17:53

explaining it like an orgasm in your

1:17:55

mouth. Yeah, I took my fan out.

1:18:00

I endorse somebody can I well hold on can

1:18:02

I say this how about the four of us

1:18:04

going to business with a nicotine company? Because

1:18:06

that is if you're talking about

1:18:08

what kids are doing Fucking

1:18:10

they're all over the place where the money's

1:18:13

to be made parents. You don't get behind

1:18:18

Human said it's healthy I

1:18:22

Think he might go excuse me No,

1:18:25

no, no, no, it's really sad video on

1:18:27

your guys's pod. Yeah made me start doing

1:18:29

it really That's why I texted you I

1:18:31

said hey What's a

1:18:33

healthy style like how much cuz you know you put

1:18:35

some of these in your mouth? You know what you

1:18:37

like if you have like a morning

1:18:39

like a busy morning and you throw one in

1:18:42

you get dialed in Oh, yeah right away.

1:18:44

It's a good pre-workout. You're taking like right

1:18:46

before you I

1:18:50

Actually switch them out. Here's what you miss when

1:18:52

you're doing it daily It's like, you know, if

1:18:54

I do it once a week at

1:18:56

that first time I'm doing it you actually you feel

1:18:58

what you want to feel That's why I thought you

1:19:01

got a little birdie Now

1:19:04

I've been in Vegas It's like

1:19:06

it just goes and you're not you're not getting a

1:19:08

little that little jump in my opinion Yeah, you know

1:19:10

I meant for you guys to do that Hey,

1:19:15

there's three thing though I I have the same feeling

1:19:17

about that. I'm not a huge six guy I'll do

1:19:19

two threes at a time. I do three's are better

1:19:21

than the six So every in the threes are much

1:19:23

better than the six really? Yeah, interesting transitions and like

1:19:25

weapon to six in it almost becomes

1:19:27

Intense, even though I'm doing six milligrams with two

1:19:30

threes. Yeah, it's a very weird Maybe

1:19:32

I'm a weird guy, but that is no, you know weird.

1:19:34

Yeah, so I want to ask you guys a question while

1:19:37

they're making these drinks Well, I did players night you guys

1:19:39

were at players night I scared the shit out of me

1:19:41

I had I actually I'm being so honest and I know

1:19:43

that I'm not supposed to do this on There

1:19:46

was an ego thing that happened with me being

1:19:48

in the reporters line like where I was like

1:19:50

Yeah, I'm first of all fucking famous Like

1:19:52

get get me to fuck like what am I

1:19:55

doing raising my hand like dude? I mean being

1:19:57

real like that, but then I thought of you

1:19:59

too And I was like, you guys are, you

1:20:02

actually belong over there. Like you guys are players, but you guys

1:20:04

were cool as fuck about it. And they changed the way I

1:20:06

was like, I was like, I can be cool. I can have

1:20:08

fun with it. But it did fuck with my ego a little

1:20:10

bit to be in the reporters line. How is that for you

1:20:13

guys? Is there an ego thing that

1:20:15

happens where you're like, I know George Kittle

1:20:17

very fucking well. If I don't get dapped up, we're gonna

1:20:19

have an issue. Like- For me,

1:20:21

my mind is that we actually got dapped up by George, which

1:20:23

is nice. Sort of. Yeah, so.

1:20:25

Not a competition, I'm just saying. It happened.

1:20:27

I didn't see you on camera. I saw mine. I

1:20:29

have a camera. I have a camera. And I'll show

1:20:32

it to you. Fair enough, fair enough. He actually walked

1:20:34

to the stand, saw me, walked off the

1:20:36

stand, dapped me up, went back and said, this is

1:20:38

gonna be fun. I

1:20:41

mean, if we're gonna do competition mode, we got his attention as he

1:20:43

was already in the stand. And then he

1:20:45

saw us, we screamed for him. Some lady- We have

1:20:47

not just yelled. George, George, George! And some lady goes,

1:20:49

we're not gonna do that. And George goes, they can

1:20:51

do that. And we asked a question. Wow. He

1:20:54

has a question. David Dappel. I really still love you

1:20:56

guys. He's not a big deal. I

1:20:58

had more fun going, Travis, Travis, Travis, Travis. I had

1:21:01

more fun doing that than asking the question. That's you.

1:21:03

I had a hard time with that. Well, the ego thing.

1:21:05

Go ahead. Yeah, you putting your hand up in the

1:21:08

bag. And I'm like, hey, hey, stay

1:21:10

in it, journalism, journalism, journalism. Yeah, I had a, I- For

1:21:13

me, whenever I start

1:21:15

to think about that little ego,

1:21:17

like cool factor part, I

1:21:20

try to immediately tell myself, yo,

1:21:22

just fucking embrace this. Be a little obnoxious about it.

1:21:25

And just go all in and just- That's a good

1:21:27

idea. And once you, it's like, you know, when you're

1:21:29

playing in a game, once you get that first hit

1:21:31

out of the way, oh, you're good. Once I got

1:21:33

there and I'm like, Travis, Travis, Travis. And then he

1:21:36

looked over and kind of laughed. And then it's like all

1:21:38

broke there. So then I was like, okay, this is the

1:21:40

lane we gotta do. Cause Taylor and I are walking in,

1:21:42

not knowing what to do. Is that a weird pivot? Is

1:21:44

it a weird pivot though? Like to be from like, you

1:21:46

know, you're a player and like you do,

1:21:48

it's like, it's time to go to

1:21:50

a meeting. It's time to go to practice. Like

1:21:52

that's your life. Right. Like just

1:21:55

playing. Yeah. You know,

1:21:57

you're not a, you're not a player. It's like, do you

1:21:59

feel- I almost feel like you need to tell somebody

1:22:01

when they're there. You know what I mean? Like the first thing

1:22:03

I do. The

1:22:06

reporter's like, hey, hey, hey, back up. Yeah,

1:22:08

they don't like. They're all fat dudes who

1:22:10

never played the sport and a couple chicks

1:22:12

and they're fucking assholes. Right. They're

1:22:15

not cool. They don't have fun. They're

1:22:18

like, can you please stop? And I was like, no. See that's... Fuck

1:22:20

you. people

1:22:23

unless I'm in a mood. Yeah. But if someone's

1:22:25

like, hey, can you not? Yeah. I'm sorry

1:22:27

about that. Oh, you know what I did? You know what

1:22:29

I did? This little fucking cunt. The one that talked to

1:22:32

Christian McCaffery. I say it all day long. And

1:22:34

she goes, please stop. And I said, do you have a question? She goes, I

1:22:36

have a great question. And I said, do you want your question answered? She said,

1:22:38

yeah. And I said, let me get you question

1:22:40

asked. She went, what? I went, Christian, she has a question. And he went,

1:22:42

man, what do you want? And then she went, who are you? And

1:22:44

I went, yeah, Superman, bitch. I'm just sitting with Clark Kent. You don't

1:22:46

know that I'm... Let's have

1:22:48

a drink, guys. I get fired. I almost fired a

1:22:51

sound guy today. Yeah, I'm getting hot. I'm getting hot.

1:22:53

I'm having a fucking week. I love this shit. I love

1:22:55

it. The energy is awesome. See,

1:22:58

I had to turn away from him earlier. I lit up someone.

1:23:00

You want to talk about? This is a safe space. Fuck. No.

1:23:04

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm

1:23:06

not gonna lie, man. I'm not gonna lie. I'm

1:23:08

not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna

1:23:10

lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not

1:23:12

gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not

1:23:14

gonna lie. Fuck

1:23:17

about it. No. It was awesome talking about

1:23:19

it. No. It sounded so... Oh,

1:23:21

this is a new bird I'm seeing right now. I

1:23:24

know the backlash that happens on the internet

1:23:26

when they sound like you're disconnected. So, like,

1:23:29

I'm aware of it. Are you in

1:23:31

the chat? Are you in the chat? Are

1:23:42

these mixed? These are mixed. Oh,

1:23:45

all right. So should we take a sip? Should we

1:23:47

take a sip? No, no, no, no. You

1:23:50

guys haven't had that yet, have you? No. When

1:23:53

the internet comes backwards towards you? Oh,

1:23:55

yay. I mean, I'm sure it's happened before. But not in

1:23:58

this realm. There's been some negative comments. I

1:24:00

feel like you've ever had a bad game

1:24:02

and you're just like I'm gonna torture myself on the internet

1:24:04

by searching my name in the search bar and then you're

1:24:06

just like why did I fucking do this? And it's always

1:24:08

the bus ride to the plane and then you sit there

1:24:10

and the entire plane with no wifi to see if there's

1:24:12

any problems with the comments. Do you

1:24:14

get like your pass protection? It sucks. Oh

1:24:17

yeah. And you see that. And it happens

1:24:19

whether you play good or play bad. Like this

1:24:21

guy's dumbing Taylor LaWon. I think to myself bro I played

1:24:23

so good today and you want to say something do something

1:24:25

but instead you let it fester and then it creates security.

1:24:27

Sometimes I'll pop on and say oh I had a good

1:24:29

time. See if the fan switched up on me. No

1:24:31

no no. Oh he fucking sucks. I was like oh

1:24:33

shit. You missed a tackle. Right? You

1:24:36

missed one tackle. You had 11 that game and

1:24:38

they're like fuck are you doing that? Yeah. Yeah.

1:24:42

Oh yeah and you see it. You see it. Better

1:24:44

yet do you guys get players

1:24:47

of other teams telling you how bad your

1:24:49

game was. Because we get that. I get

1:24:52

that. I got that the other day. You're

1:24:54

saying players on other teams playing on top.

1:24:56

They'll trash you on TikTok or on podcasts

1:24:59

and then you get that and then you're like

1:25:01

oh cool. This just

1:25:03

looks like a sunflower bud. We're gonna have fun here.

1:25:05

The comedian world feels so much different. Like

1:25:08

I feel like I

1:25:10

say this with a lot of love for all the comedians but

1:25:12

it seems like a

1:25:15

lot of material like comedians to me it's like

1:25:17

they find a lot of stuff from like their

1:25:19

lowest moments or a lot of insecure places. It

1:25:21

almost seems that way because it's such more of

1:25:23

a one player game on the road doing your

1:25:25

stand up and everything else whereas football and team

1:25:27

sports you want the boys to succeed. And

1:25:29

you know if you're watching somebody else as a linebacker you might

1:25:32

have a comment to yourself like oh I could have played that

1:25:34

better or what not. But you understand what

1:25:36

everybody's going through so you're kind of like. That's funny

1:25:38

I wish we had the same camaraderie. Yeah yeah football

1:25:40

players do a really good job of talking shit behind

1:25:42

your back. Oh no no no. Correct.

1:25:45

They do it. They do it on

1:25:47

podcasts. I don't get about football this does

1:25:49

nothing for a stand up but with football

1:25:51

is like a really good player can

1:25:53

have low stats because of how good

1:25:55

they are. And like a

1:25:57

lot of fans don't register that that like. This

1:26:00

guy might have three tackles because that offense

1:26:02

is like we're not gonna even run to

1:26:04

that side of the fucking field Right. This

1:26:06

guy is so lights out. We're throwing that

1:26:08

side. We're not gonna punt to this guy

1:26:10

Yeah all we're gonna kick it and their

1:26:12

stats suck And again, that's cuz that guy's

1:26:14

so dangerous that the whole scheme is to

1:26:17

fucking avoid him, right? That shit is amazing

1:26:19

Yeah, Luke he was that way though. If

1:26:21

you block this guy, we will

1:26:23

gain yards if you don't we will

1:26:25

lose the game We'll make you pay. Yeah, we

1:26:27

will make you pay. Unfortunately middle linebacker. There's no

1:26:29

right away from him Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:26:31

literally everywhere. Are we What

1:26:33

are you guys explaining how comedians come

1:26:35

at you guys? Yeah, they do

1:26:38

it on podcasts. I told Tommy I was on the phone with the

1:26:40

dude. I was on the phone with a

1:26:42

dude yesterday morning for 15 minutes I thought I was gonna

1:26:44

read the voice. Who said something sideways on on

1:26:48

TikTok and I Tucked

1:26:50

I got it was I thought it was about me. He

1:26:52

said it wasn't everybody's like a

1:26:54

friend of mine and I've had on my podcast we're

1:26:56

all friends with them and Everyone

1:26:58

goes that's got to be about Burt and then they send it

1:27:01

to you and then you get it and then you got it

1:27:03

Feel like shit on the treadmill and I don't even want to

1:27:05

work out now I'm sure no fuck and then you're like and

1:27:07

then 45 and then yeah, and And

1:27:10

that happens is like we talk shit in something.

1:27:12

We don't do it anymore We did it back

1:27:15

in the day, but we but like that happens

1:27:17

where comics will talk shit about you Cuz once

1:27:19

you get to a level of success, you're

1:27:22

just a target for everyone. Actually makes

1:27:24

sense Makes sense, but

1:27:26

the person I think about is Cat

1:27:29

Williams Joe got six comedians that never

1:27:31

been funny. He want to push out

1:27:33

when you guys talk about podcast comedians

1:27:36

Rogan. Yeah, and all the things he

1:27:38

was saying. I believe you guys talked about a little bit on your

1:27:40

paw, too Yeah, did you guys feel that

1:27:42

was directly put at you guys at all? What thing

1:27:44

honestly? Cat Williams was saying

1:27:46

something like Rogan won't

1:27:48

have me on because he's got his comedians.

1:27:50

He has said Okay, he

1:27:52

just has the six six funny on

1:27:54

motherfuckers on every money unfunny. Yeah, and

1:27:57

I was like, okay me Tom

1:28:00

Sorry twice. Shane, Shane Gillis and

1:28:02

Mark, you know that no way

1:28:04

Kat gets Shane like

1:28:06

he just doesn't like He

1:28:09

doesn't get Mark Norman either I don't think he gets Rogan

1:28:12

to be honest with you So like but he definitely doesn't

1:28:14

get me like there's no way Kat Williams sees me take

1:28:16

my shirt off on stage He goes Whatever

1:28:20

he does, you know, you're the exact type

1:28:22

of guy where he's like tonight we're getting fucked up

1:28:25

By the way, if Kat and I hung out we

1:28:27

would get down hard as fuck Like

1:28:29

I'm friends with all his friends like we're I'm friends with all his

1:28:31

friends. We get I understand to do

1:28:33

like Kat Williams I've wanted to pack a gun on

1:28:36

my suitcase and get on an airplane before like I

1:28:38

get it. I fucking get it I'm

1:28:40

that guy. I wanted to fight a seventh

1:28:42

grader before like fuck. Yeah, and

1:28:45

I probably lose also So

1:28:47

like I get Kat Williams, but like when you said

1:28:49

stuff like that, like definitely I saw so those like

1:28:51

it didn't register to me No,

1:28:55

it really did. But Tom registered

1:28:57

to me. Tom get inside But maybe but like

1:28:59

he had to bring it up and I was

1:29:01

like, oh, yeah I go, I thought I thought

1:29:03

it'd been great if he fucking said our names

1:29:05

That would have been amazing. That would have been

1:29:07

amazing. He's like is that Tom motherfucker? Like if

1:29:09

he was just like, oh, that's good, can't he

1:29:11

read? Yeah, like that would have been fucking amazing.

1:29:13

But I mean, yeah, I don't know like most

1:29:15

comp- here's the thing comics are Normally,

1:29:19

they're two-faced and they're they're they're not

1:29:21

gonna they're not gonna say shit to

1:29:23

you 99%

1:29:25

of the time so there's all this shit talking.

1:29:27

It's like high school Oh, you know, I mean

1:29:29

and like if you do have success

1:29:32

in something it always Someone's always

1:29:34

I mean, you know, it's all based it's

1:29:36

rooted in insecurities and talking shit. We're shit talkers,

1:29:38

right? so like you're trying to play the cool

1:29:40

guy card you're like chirping and hating and like

1:29:42

all the Some

1:29:45

people talk shit and they go I'm not really talking

1:29:47

shit, right? You can't really like if you really sink

1:29:49

into that and go I'm gonna let this like you

1:29:51

can't let it bother you You have to go like

1:29:54

there's an even exchange here. I'm fortunate enough

1:29:56

to have all these things going on and

1:29:58

like I know I'm lucky to have

1:30:00

it. I know I'm lucky as shit

1:30:02

that you know to have podcasts, the

1:30:04

touring, the tell like all those things

1:30:06

are happening and if somebody wants

1:30:08

to go like fuck you or like you don't

1:30:11

deserve it you have to go like okay yeah

1:30:13

I mean sure man like I get it. I

1:30:15

get it. You're at that phase right now

1:30:18

but also that person who's that upset about

1:30:20

it is usually you know

1:30:22

it's just they're in a certain realm

1:30:24

and like ten years from now they're

1:30:26

gonna be the one that has like

1:30:28

all that shit going on someone

1:30:31

else is gonna be you know I mean

1:30:33

it's cyclical and it just right it takes

1:30:35

its natural path you cannot get upset about

1:30:37

people barking at

1:30:39

you for great like for things that you

1:30:41

know you're lucky to have you

1:30:43

just have to go like yeah I understand you're

1:30:45

upset about or like you're bitter

1:30:47

or you're insecure about it I get it I

1:30:50

totally get it this looks

1:30:52

this probably looks like unwarranted

1:30:54

like you don't you know I mean

1:30:56

like it's cuz there is kind of

1:30:58

like it's really feast or famine in

1:31:00

entertainment like you really are struggling to

1:31:02

make rent and then it's just dump

1:31:06

trucks backed up where you're like brings truck there's

1:31:08

no yeah it's like it's not there's not like

1:31:10

a lot it's not like a there's not a

1:31:12

real balance to it so it makes sense that's

1:31:15

what I'm saying it's like really bothered by it

1:31:17

you can't you can't get like you can't take

1:31:19

it in an entertainment especially with the internet social

1:31:21

media and everything else like falling

1:31:24

victim to it and having to check yourself

1:31:26

and everything and everything like that like it's

1:31:28

such a status signal game to where if

1:31:30

you're entering that realm there is like the

1:31:32

the punching up trying to pull down like

1:31:34

dude all you fall really when that shit like

1:31:36

really Rams oh all you you really just need to be

1:31:38

like I just got a

1:31:41

focus on what I'm doing and like there's

1:31:43

people it's almost like with teams avoiding noise

1:31:45

like don't pay attention to the material you

1:31:47

gotta remember also Tom and I were the

1:31:50

first generation of comics that were like I

1:31:52

mean this I mean this from

1:31:54

2,000 feet up but like we

1:31:57

are really fucking lucky I mean we met

1:32:00

Joe Rogan when he was starting his podcast.

1:32:02

And we've got to remember Joe Rogan was

1:32:04

doing theaters, theaters

1:32:07

like 12 years ago, 10 years

1:32:10

ago. And then all of a sudden Tommy within

1:32:12

a year started doing theaters. So all of a

1:32:14

sudden Tommy like leveled up. When I met him

1:32:16

and I was, we were doing

1:32:19

clubs. It was all club comics. And then Tommy all

1:32:21

of a sudden did theaters. Then Tommy,

1:32:23

I would say in my opinion is the first

1:32:25

dude to kind of break through the ice. And

1:32:27

then all of a sudden

1:32:29

it went theaters to arenas, to

1:32:31

private jets, and there's no

1:32:34

insight on that. You're in a fucking

1:32:36

arena. You got 19,000 people. Of

1:32:38

course you're taking a picture with all the

1:32:40

people behind you. You're posting them and now

1:32:43

half the people are going that's fucking badass. I want

1:32:45

to get there. The other half are like, fuck that

1:32:47

guy. You're walking off a private jet and you're like,

1:32:49

dude, how's he doing that? This is gangster. This is

1:32:51

gangster. And Tommy's like, yo, we just

1:32:53

flew into and you do that. You want to do

1:32:55

that. But remember we were the first generation comics doing

1:32:58

that. So we're sharing it. So we welcomed in a

1:33:00

lot of hate of like people going,

1:33:02

you've changed your comic.

1:33:04

I remember a fucking

1:33:08

full blown cunt was

1:33:10

lying about flying private.

1:33:14

And me and Tom were like, no, we're going to post

1:33:16

it. That's how cool it is. And that person, I'm not

1:33:18

going to say his fucking name. You know who I'm talking

1:33:20

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1:34:16

There were comics. There were comics who were like,

1:34:18

hey man, you can't post you flying on a

1:34:20

private jet. Boom. Let

1:34:23

me help him. Thank you. I

1:34:26

think the thing is that Burt

1:34:29

came from the genuine

1:34:32

excitement that is

1:34:34

actually normal to have when

1:34:37

you win the lottery. When

1:34:39

you win the lottery, you go, what

1:34:41

the fuck? This is crazy, right? He

1:34:45

has genuine childlike enthusiasm for

1:34:47

all kinds of things like

1:34:50

for dinner, for drinks, for

1:34:52

going somewhere. When

1:34:54

his success happened,

1:34:56

he was authentically himself.

1:34:59

His authentic self that you guys already know

1:35:02

is a happy, oh my God,

1:35:04

isn't this cool? Some people

1:35:07

see somebody going, I'm so excited

1:35:09

by this thing that's so crazy that's happening.

1:35:11

Then they go, fuck, what the fuck? You're not supposed to

1:35:13

do that or I wouldn't do it that way. He's like,

1:35:16

yeah, but he's not you. He's him. He's

1:35:18

a guy who's excited to be here. He's

1:35:21

a guy who's like, this is a crazy experience. I

1:35:23

can't believe I'm here. Here's a photo. He's

1:35:25

being himself. Not everyone's going to

1:35:27

do it the same way. I don't even have the

1:35:29

same because I'm dead inside. I'm

1:35:33

saying when he does all this stuff that it

1:35:35

bothers somebody that he's excited, let it bother you.

1:35:37

That's my feeling on it. If you're bothered by

1:35:39

it, then let it bother you. I don't give

1:35:41

a fuck if it bothers you. That's who he

1:35:43

is. I might do

1:35:46

it a different way, but it's like

1:35:48

let people authentically be themselves or don't.

1:35:51

I'm upset and spend your time

1:35:53

going to people's profiles and being

1:35:55

like, I'm so angry about your

1:35:57

enthusiasm about how well things are

1:35:59

going. going okay then do that but

1:36:01

he's gonna be authentically himself and that's

1:36:03

what he did whenever all these like

1:36:05

tears of like you know moving

1:36:08

up happened to him and that bothers some people

1:36:10

I mean let it bother him. It's so nice

1:36:12

to see you go to war for your boy

1:36:14

just now. Well, it's like 20 years down the

1:36:16

road. When I get cancelled

1:36:19

I remember one time we were I

1:36:21

don't know if you remember this Tommy but we were talking and

1:36:23

then we were... That

1:36:31

was a bad one I remember. When I

1:36:33

get cancelled. Yeah. I remember Tommy I was

1:36:35

saying something and he goes, he goes, let

1:36:37

them go after my buddy. I'll

1:36:39

go down with the fucking ship. And

1:36:41

I was like, that's who you want in

1:36:43

your corner. That's who you want. It's a

1:36:45

ride or fucking die for real. Burn the

1:36:47

bridges, burn the boats, it's us on this

1:36:50

island and we're taking over Peru. But you're

1:36:52

supposed to like... Dude, it's like that question

1:36:54

too like what would your 10 year old

1:36:56

self think about all this like when we

1:36:58

get to do all the things. I remember

1:37:00

one of those moments like Taylor

1:37:02

it was my first Pro Bowl on

1:37:05

Taylor's ticket and we're at

1:37:07

like Disney World and Universal and not going

1:37:09

to those things going up and you see all these

1:37:11

superheroes you're like man I'm gonna take it like a

1:37:14

funny fun picture and you're just thinking like yo it

1:37:16

is insane that I'm like out here or every level

1:37:18

that you experience like yo this

1:37:20

is the things you fantasize and dream about

1:37:22

as a kid and we're getting

1:37:24

to experience them and you want that

1:37:26

you want yourself to come out about like

1:37:29

yo this is so much fun.

1:37:31

Sick man. Well like that's what I'm

1:37:33

saying like it's you know it's authentic

1:37:35

that's the whole point like I'm probably

1:37:39

less of like hey

1:37:41

because it's not authentic to me

1:37:43

I'm not trying to be cool. You

1:37:46

know I mean like it's him and

1:37:48

his excitement are authentic to him. That

1:37:51

the reason I think that he has a big

1:37:53

following is the authenticity it's being who you are

1:37:55

that's always works in entertainment. The reason your show

1:37:57

is successful is because you're not

1:37:59

trying. Trying to be somebody that you're not you

1:38:01

guys are who you are you have the relationship

1:38:04

the chemistry you have you talk about things from

1:38:06

Like a real like the way you comment on

1:38:08

things is who you are people respond to that

1:38:10

So like you know his authenticity is being an

1:38:12

excited guy. It is being like I'm on a

1:38:14

private jet I'm gonna take a fucking picture That's

1:38:17

who he is and by the way that's how

1:38:19

most people react most people go

1:38:21

like this is fucking crazy Very few

1:38:23

people get on a private jet and

1:38:25

don't take a fucking picture. That's me

1:38:28

Yeah, there are their mind like you want

1:38:30

to yeah Yeah, I got

1:38:32

some people that might be around you like okay, maybe

1:38:35

maybe yeah, I like but I do want to get

1:38:37

excited Yeah, let's probably try to play it cool like

1:38:39

you take the picture at Disneyland was like what are

1:38:41

you doing man? Yeah, Ray Lewis didn't do that. Yeah,

1:38:44

I know I'm not fucking I

1:38:46

could be taking pictures on a private jet one

1:38:48

time and I was like how fucking cool man.

1:38:50

He flew private He's an excitable guy I thought

1:38:52

how cool and I I mean that's just the

1:38:54

inauthentic part of myself is when I got on

1:38:57

a private jet I'm like hey guys no cameras.

1:38:59

What the fuck no camera the fuck it up

1:39:01

unless it's like a mid-size and then I'm like Alright

1:39:13

here's what we're gonna do at the

1:39:16

same time the four of us are gonna pop

1:39:18

this in chew them You'll feel something

1:39:20

swirl it around in your mouth a little bit. Let

1:39:22

it happen. You're gonna close you're gonna be fine This

1:39:25

is not a prison. I'm fucking poisoning. I'm not that

1:39:27

worried. I'm okay, okay And

1:39:29

then as as the palette changes you'll be like

1:39:31

whoa something's happening you give it a beat And

1:39:33

then we'll have a drink do we spit it

1:39:35

out or swallow. No, no Okay,

1:39:40

here's here. Thank you. Thanks again for

1:39:42

coming to blackjack turner Now

1:39:49

yeah Give it a second

1:39:52

No, here we go. It's not starting to get

1:39:54

cold like a cold icy hot Mine

1:39:58

happened What happened

1:40:01

to me too? Do you swallow it? Yeah, swallow it.

1:40:03

You're fine. Do you swallow it? I swallow it. Do you

1:40:05

swallow it? Yeah, yeah. It

1:40:07

takes two to kill you. It definitely should happen by

1:40:09

now. It's already happening to me. I'm starting to drool.

1:40:11

You feel something different, right? Yeah, it feels like an

1:40:13

icy hot. Yeah, it's coming out. And

1:40:16

now it changes your palate completely. And

1:40:18

then this drink tastes so fucking good. I'm

1:40:25

gonna top mine off. It's like

1:40:28

a vacation. It's a vacation. Yeah. It's

1:40:31

like being on a roller coaster or having a hot

1:40:33

sauce where it overwhelms you and you can't

1:40:35

think of other shit. It's like therapy should be. And

1:40:41

it goes away. That's a pee so bad. Yeah,

1:40:45

man. It overwhelms you, right? This

1:40:47

is really good. Yeah. See one back

1:40:49

there? Buzz button. Go back

1:40:51

there. It's one right over there too, okay? Oh, it's tingling

1:40:53

hard. This is my fourth of the day. One

1:40:56

of the tongue punches a glass. Little

1:40:59

bit of tummy. You don't need to sit on the toilet for too

1:41:01

long. Your legs fall asleep? Yeah. My little back tongue feels like that.

1:41:04

Yeah. My leg fell asleep on my flight with my

1:41:06

wife last night. And I collapsed to the ground and

1:41:08

she thought I had a stroke. Oh

1:41:11

my God. Pretty aggressive, right? Yeah, it is. It

1:41:13

goes away, but feel the roof of your mouth. Give it

1:41:15

a second. Let be in it. Feel

1:41:18

it tingling the roof of your mouth. That's

1:41:24

kind of nice. It's kind of crazy, right? It's

1:41:26

like that five gum commercial. Yeah,

1:41:28

in your mouth. You lay on the beads. Yeah,

1:41:30

this is going off. It's a great reference. If

1:41:34

you eat these in. Hey, that's really good. That drink is.

1:41:38

Yeah, does it taste that good without the? You

1:41:40

don't even need to think. You

1:41:42

just wanted to do it. It just bucks your mouth up. It

1:41:45

really does. And then this makes it go away. Like when you sip

1:41:47

this, it makes it go away. So you can get faster. This is

1:41:49

my fifth of these today. I feel

1:41:51

like my tongue is turning like violet from Willy Wonka. So

1:41:54

sobriety. Hey,

1:41:58

but beer. Olympics,

1:42:00

dude. I'm in you should know I know

1:42:02

you're in you showed up and Comments

1:42:05

your finger was swollen people like bird is

1:42:09

Having a rough time anyone that's what

1:42:11

that's what changed me is that reading the

1:42:13

comments and I don't read comments Victoria's here

1:42:16

She read a lot of my comments, but you

1:42:18

can't help it you step into one fucking fun video

1:42:20

I think nothing could back could be here

1:42:24

Shane's getting tackled Michael Chandler's jumping in the pool

1:42:26

to help us. It's fun That was so fun

1:42:28

people are like birds don't look good and

1:42:30

you're like, huh And then you

1:42:32

don't believe it and Tommy would tell me that fucking

1:42:34

weekly when he see me be like I'm worried about

1:42:37

you. I Was in

1:42:39

your pool. I was in your pool Cuz my feet were

1:42:41

swollen and I couldn't get my ring off my finger

1:42:43

and I was trying to get my ring off my finger Another

1:42:45

video. That's a funny video of me going to the best

1:42:47

third Tuesday of my life or whatever but

1:42:51

That moment and it was like and you know,

1:42:53

we're with Shane. I'm fucking going hard Partied

1:42:56

all day partied all night and

1:42:58

then like a week after I was just like there

1:43:00

I don't like the comments of my

1:43:03

thing isn't to not be full of life my life

1:43:06

I want life to be all over me. I want to

1:43:08

be joy and happiness and fun I

1:43:11

want people to see me and smile and I want people to

1:43:13

see me and go like I'm kind of worried and and

1:43:16

I'll say this candidly I know I ever share but

1:43:18

my daughters started getting worried and we were

1:43:21

on tour my daughters and both of them were worried and and

1:43:25

Leanne was worried and I was like, well, wait, that's

1:43:27

not who I am and it's not what I want

1:43:29

to be I always worked out. I bench 225 ten

1:43:31

times at no universe, Nebraska Right University, Nebraska right before

1:43:34

I came and saw you I remember bragging about it.

1:43:36

I mean Shane were there and then

1:43:38

Louis de Gomez I

1:43:40

was having great shape and I was not I was

1:43:42

not and so quit drinking for three months And you

1:43:44

said that a lot too. It was crazy, dude. I

1:43:46

was insane. He's like I look good and I was

1:43:49

like, yeah What

1:43:51

are you taking in your head? Are you hoping? Can

1:43:57

I tell him or it was like he was I get

1:43:59

it because I think it kind of exists

1:44:02

in everyone, definitely exists in me where you

1:44:04

put on, you can put

1:44:06

on blinders for anything, start to be

1:44:08

kind of delusional about stuff.

1:44:10

And I remember

1:44:12

with Bierly Bixby, he was like, I

1:44:15

just sat in the pool, I didn't do anything. I was

1:44:17

like, okay. And then I saw him and I was like,

1:44:20

what are we gonna do about this? And he was like, what?

1:44:23

I think he's like, I look great. And I was

1:44:25

like, okay. Like, you know, you

1:44:28

kinda, you're not gonna like ride somebody. Like, right?

1:44:30

I was like, okay. And then

1:44:32

I think he heard it a lot. But

1:44:34

then I think the good thing was that he

1:44:37

didn't address it because it was a challenge. It

1:44:39

wasn't like, I bet you can't do this or

1:44:41

like, you know, cause those things become like, those

1:44:44

are temporary. The fads. The fads and

1:44:46

also it's like, you

1:44:48

think you can do this or not? And it's like, you're kind of doing

1:44:50

it cause I said it to you. You got,

1:44:52

like the things that last do it because like,

1:44:55

it's last because you wanna do it. And

1:44:57

I think he just got to the point where

1:44:59

you wanted to do it. It wasn't somebody being

1:45:01

like, you gotta do this or, you

1:45:03

know, it bothered him. I

1:45:06

was like, this is time to like shift

1:45:08

it. But yeah, for a minute, I was like,

1:45:10

the fuck are you, this is crazy. Like.

1:45:13

It's hard to hear notes about your life. It

1:45:15

is. I remember you and Rogan were the two people

1:45:18

that would say it to me the most, just honestly. Like,

1:45:20

what are we gonna do about this? And then I was like,

1:45:22

what the fuck? Like, red band's fatter than me. I

1:45:25

would say that. I'd say that

1:45:28

in my head. Like, I'd default. I'd be like,

1:45:30

Kills is out of shape. Everyone's talking about, I'm

1:45:32

like, we're both out of shape. We're big guys.

1:45:34

And then I was like, I

1:45:38

was like, I mean, it's really hard. Hindsight's the best.

1:45:40

Cause I just saw a video of me at University

1:45:42

of Nebraska running routes with the coach. And

1:45:45

he's throwing passes out of helmet on. I

1:45:47

thought it was another dude. I was like, who's

1:45:49

that fat fuck? And I was like,

1:45:51

I ran like a fat guy. You know when fat

1:45:53

guys run and their arms are trying to catch up

1:45:55

with their body. And my fucking, I'd waddle like a

1:45:57

fat guy. And I was like, oh, that really is.

1:46:00

It isn't me. It's not who I am. It's

1:46:02

never been who I am. But I let it become who I am

1:46:04

and then all of a sudden you're like, well fuck. And

1:46:07

then, yeah, just, I mean, for me I had

1:46:09

to do, look, cheat

1:46:11

code to everyone. I journaled about wanting

1:46:13

to drink. I journaled about wanting to eat. I

1:46:16

just journaled because I've had an impulse. Dining

1:46:18

is the same as drinking. If you want a snack, you open that

1:46:20

refrigerator door and you go, I'm dining. Fuck, I can't have anything in

1:46:22

that. It's the same thing as drinking. You just go, I want a

1:46:25

drink. And you go, well, why do I want to do this? And

1:46:27

I journal about it. And you go, well,

1:46:29

fuck, this is an impulse. It's just an impulse. It'll

1:46:31

go away. And it would go away in 15 minutes. And you go,

1:46:33

I don't want to drink anymore. I'm glad I'm not drinking. And

1:46:36

I did that for three months and then, and I gotta be

1:46:38

honest with you, I've had a hard time turning drinking back on

1:46:40

the way I used to. Even

1:46:42

today, I haven't really turned the corner with

1:46:44

a full day of drinking. I have a hard

1:46:46

time like pulling the trigger the way I used

1:46:49

to. Like when we did Beer Olympics, it

1:46:52

was the sweetest taste in my mouth. Three beers

1:46:54

out of a boot in 14 seconds. It

1:46:57

was a good time. Dude, it's his breath. You've also

1:46:59

like your whole thing is that you're a life of

1:47:01

the party guy. You're going to drink. Like when we

1:47:04

were making Beer Olympics, it was like, how do we

1:47:06

revolve? It's the machine. Yeah, it's the machine, the whole

1:47:08

thing. So was there like a time

1:47:10

when you were doing the three months, no drinking, where like

1:47:12

legitimately a piece of your identity and like going on tour

1:47:14

and all that stuff was like, this is a little more

1:47:17

difficult now? No. Uh,

1:47:19

no question. No. No, no, no. Just

1:47:22

candidly, I wish I was deeper of a person.

1:47:24

I'm just not. And also

1:47:26

I was smoking weed the whole time. So like,

1:47:28

wasn't like I was sober. I just was not

1:47:31

drinking. And then, and then, and then

1:47:34

we went to the cruise. We did the cruise, uh, full

1:47:36

load of cruise and I fucking,

1:47:39

you got the best people around you. Like

1:47:42

you got the fucking, are you garbage guys? Mark

1:47:44

Norman, fucking big J. Orkson and you're smoking weed

1:47:46

and drinking and you're like, I'm back. I love

1:47:48

that feeling of I'm back. I love that feeling.

1:47:50

It's a slippery feeling, but the fucking day

1:47:52

buzz you get when the sun's hitting your

1:47:55

face and there's clouds moving forward and they're

1:47:57

a little darker than the other clouds and

1:47:59

you go. The fun setting

1:48:01

soon. Let's light a cigar hit a

1:48:03

joint. Whoo. I can't fucking ever

1:48:05

let go of that but

1:48:08

There's a fucking honest joy to sobriety where

1:48:10

you do sit in your backyard and you

1:48:12

go How cool is it that

1:48:15

I have these trees? You know, like

1:48:17

we like this is this is simple. It's very

1:48:19

simple. I'm not shaking. I'm not nervous I don't

1:48:21

have any anxiety. I'm just sitting with this cigar.

1:48:23

Look at these trees going like these are my

1:48:26

trees They weren't planning for me. They weren't they're

1:48:28

planning for another man. He never got to see what

1:48:30

I get to see But now I

1:48:32

reap the benefit of this fucking tree I

1:48:35

love weed Your

1:48:45

backyard hold on for real for real your

1:48:47

backyard is absolutely gorgeous. Thank you Those

1:48:49

trees weren't planning for you, right? But you reap

1:48:52

the benefit of those trees next time you're in

1:48:54

your backyard Take a second

1:48:56

and think about the dude that was there

1:48:58

when it was just a bullshit backyard with

1:49:00

sapling Mmm, yeah farmhouse and

1:49:02

then you get all the fucking bet. I'm obsessed with

1:49:04

trees right now I planted a lot of those trees

1:49:06

myself. No, not personally, but I paid for it to

1:49:08

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1:50:20

episode. Have you

1:50:22

guys ever bought anything together? Like a treat for

1:50:24

each other? Like do like treat things?

1:50:27

And you guys started doing all the stuff? I told

1:50:29

Will I was like dude you should do that. Cameron

1:50:32

Amaze just did it. You shut it down immediately. Oh

1:50:34

you shut it down? Oh yeah. Hey you

1:50:36

see burnt down like they buy these things for each other

1:50:38

and they basically got them one up every time and I'm

1:50:41

just thinking, I'm not doing it. So

1:50:44

Will my first impulse is

1:50:46

yes always. Will's first impulse is

1:50:48

no. That's good that's good chemistry though. Yeah

1:50:50

that's me and Tom. I wanted to talk

1:50:52

about the H-State mode which has a lot

1:50:54

of similarities between your guys' relationship and our

1:50:56

relationship. And I literally brought him with this

1:50:58

idea like there's no way he's gonna say those are gonna be the greatest thing

1:51:00

ever of like giving each other gifts.

1:51:03

Because it's funny even if we don't

1:51:05

obviously steal your guys' like things. No

1:51:07

no. Cameron Amaze just

1:51:09

gave Cameron $20,000. $20,000.

1:51:12

He goes this is for every year we didn't

1:51:14

talk. Happy birthday. And then

1:51:16

the great part was like he gave it to

1:51:18

him. Cam was like no shit. You

1:51:20

know he gives him an envelope and with

1:51:23

20 racks and then he goes I'm just gonna

1:51:25

take this money and buy some shit for you.

1:51:27

I'm just gonna buy you a gift with this

1:51:29

money. That's fucking awesome. It was awesome. I'll

1:51:31

tell you right now. You were telling your story. You

1:51:34

just said no. But also we should

1:51:36

park for a second and like you

1:51:38

know that vibe was alive at the

1:51:40

table when you guys arrived. When

1:51:42

you guys arrived at the table yesterday

1:51:45

for Blackjack you were just

1:51:47

like alright here you go. And then you're

1:51:49

like at memory he spotted you. Yeah yeah.

1:51:51

I got an idea. At the

1:51:53

end you're like yours. I got an idea. It was

1:51:56

nice. I got an idea. Uh oh. This

1:51:58

is a podcast idea and you know I'm a marketing G. You

1:52:02

need a segment, you need to pick

1:52:04

a day, whether it's one of your

1:52:06

birthdays or just a day you guys love, the

1:52:08

day you met, whatever it is. The day you

1:52:10

met. And you need your fucking calendar. It's December 17th.

1:52:13

Really? No, it was probably

1:52:15

April, right? My birthday? No,

1:52:18

it's your birthday? I thought it was the 19th. It

1:52:20

is the 19th. I thought that you were going

1:52:22

with 17th. No, no, no. I do this shit of all time.

1:52:24

Pick a day. And for all your

1:52:26

fans, all your listeners, you

1:52:28

should go birthday for the boys and

1:52:30

you should have your buddies buy each other presents

1:52:32

for like a low number, like a solid $300,

1:52:37

$300 and just get your boy a present. Just

1:52:40

get them a present. It's fun. We

1:52:42

buy each other presents such better presents than

1:52:44

our wives will ever get us. We

1:52:47

know each other so much better than they know

1:52:49

us. When Tom and I started

1:52:51

buying birthday presents and they got out of control,

1:52:53

I understand that. But like the first president was

1:52:55

an electric bike and it was just out of

1:52:57

love. It was on my birthday. That was cool.

1:53:00

And I was in my man cave and Georgia and

1:53:02

I like came running in excited and they're like, don't

1:53:04

come out of the man cave. I was like,

1:53:06

what? And they're like, Tommy Buns bought you a present. And I

1:53:08

was like, what? And like, hold on, hold on.

1:53:10

And I remember Leanne was pissed. She got me a fucking iPad.

1:53:14

I was like, I could have bought that. People

1:53:16

buy themselves iPads. Did you say she bought you a wallet

1:53:18

one time? She bought me a wallet. I was like, who

1:53:20

the fuck buys a man a wallet? I

1:53:22

decide what's in my pockets, not you. And

1:53:25

then I couldn't get rid of it because she's like, don't you get a lot of

1:53:27

that wallet? It

1:53:31

wasn't even like a Tumi. It was like Tumi

1:53:33

or something. It wasn't even like a good fucking wallet.

1:53:35

It's just like a fucking blue wallet. It

1:53:38

was so wild. And

1:53:40

fucking I go out and Georgia and

1:53:42

Leanne and Isla are so excited. And I go out

1:53:44

and it was a $3,000 electric bike. And

1:53:48

it was the high end. By the way, they don't

1:53:50

make electric bikes as good as this anymore because I

1:53:52

think they said laws. It was like 40 miles per

1:53:54

hour. And

1:53:56

I was drunk as fuck. And I got on

1:53:58

this electric bike and I fucking fucked. flew around

1:54:00

the neighborhood, I drove it through yards. I had

1:54:02

so much fucking fun, I called him, said,

1:54:06

I'm gonna get you a better present for your birthday. Every year

1:54:08

we should do this. I just get you a better present, and

1:54:10

then we gotta top each other, and how much fun will that

1:54:12

be? I

1:54:14

then bought him a jet ski for

1:54:16

$15,000. Fucking rad.

1:54:18

Really? That's what we got, I

1:54:20

got two. It was like 70 miles an hour. I

1:54:22

bought, we moved to Austin on the lake, and

1:54:25

I arrive with a fucking jet ski

1:54:28

there, like the day you get there, you're like,

1:54:30

this is awesome. It was fucking so cool. I

1:54:32

was like, shit, now I gotta top this. So

1:54:35

he got me a private jet. It was during

1:54:37

the promotion for the machine maybe, or something? It

1:54:39

was $56,000. And he spent

1:54:41

$56,000. Not a

1:54:43

mid-tide. With a private jet from Minnesota, Austin,

1:54:45

Austin to LA, and then LA back out

1:54:47

to my next date. So he knew my

1:54:49

schedule was busy. He goes, I got it.

1:54:51

And it was a G fucking six with

1:54:53

the flight attendant who serves you fucking dinner.

1:54:56

And I was like, okay. So

1:54:59

then I bought him a race car for $100,000. And

1:55:01

then we go, we got a dollar spent

1:55:03

a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

1:55:06

100,000 figures. That moment is when Tera's like, hey, we

1:55:08

gotta do this for each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when

1:55:10

I saw the race car, it was like two hands for Taylor

1:55:12

too. I'm fine. When

1:55:14

you were going, when you were like on your way down and

1:55:16

like losing them in a row, like you'd go be 6,000 gone,

1:55:19

6,000 gone, 6,000 double, 12,000 gone, and

1:55:22

they were like, hey, I'm like getting down.

1:55:24

I think I have like two left. But as the ones

1:55:26

were happening, Tom liked nuzzing, like

1:55:28

Jesus fucking Christ. It's

1:55:30

a hard press. We were going for about the

1:55:33

hard press. You guys were chirping in the background?

1:55:35

No, you just chirping. No, we were chirping. Cause

1:55:37

I was like, this guy is fucking crazy. I

1:55:39

loved it though. I loved it. Cause you

1:55:41

actually won big. Then you went

1:55:44

like almost all the way down. I was like, well,

1:55:46

you know, he fucking battled and this is just what

1:55:48

he gets. What you gotta love too is when you're

1:55:51

sitting there, he's like, he's almost like, if I lose

1:55:53

this, I'm an hard press. And then he's like, I

1:55:55

kind of want to lose right now so I can

1:55:57

hard press. Yeah. And he gives you more

1:55:59

of a motivation. Yeah, yeah, that's feeling a blackjack is

1:56:01

when you get to pull out

1:56:03

your money and you're like, okay I am

1:56:05

now even and you win a

1:56:07

couple hands to where like you they you've made like

1:56:10

had to half the amount Yeah, okay now I can

1:56:12

do a little bit more and the minute you get

1:56:14

out of the woods of like, okay I know I'm

1:56:16

clear about losing this but I have like double the

1:56:18

money I had This is when we

1:56:20

can start to get after it and a little

1:56:22

more aggressive on things and that is when like

1:56:24

the fun part You escalate faster because you start

1:56:26

like I kind of I always start almost like

1:56:28

okay Like just like feel it out you get

1:56:30

you get some wins and it gives you the

1:56:32

confidence to go I'll raise this yeah, but then

1:56:34

you go Other

1:56:37

places right away and it's funny you say

1:56:39

that because it's like like Dana Max Betts

1:56:41

everything This isn't I gotta see this well

1:56:44

tonight right tonight. Are you guys coming? Sure?

1:56:46

We're we're Red Rock Casino. I actually think

1:56:48

I think Portland was gonna be there big

1:56:51

cats gonna be there Cats

1:56:54

gotta be all time in between 10 and 11.

1:56:56

He love it, too Electric

1:56:59

they're much more sports. We don't Jason Kelsey's party

1:57:02

man. It's it's we get we were invited

1:57:06

It sucks and we can't the most important part of

1:57:08

the invited just to feel like you're wanted I

1:57:10

know That's the way he not being able to be

1:57:12

everywhere The issue for me with the

1:57:14

parties the Vegas parties is last year went to the

1:57:16

Drake party and it was after your show

1:57:18

Remember that we're gonna go and you wanted to go but

1:57:21

Leanne was like if you want to she gave you

1:57:23

one of those And so you guys I'm not coming this

1:57:25

idea I'm telling

1:57:27

you the answer you should say out loud to

1:57:29

your friends, but you can do whatever you want

1:57:31

exactly Do what you want? I know exactly what

1:57:34

you want is code across the board across the

1:57:36

board all religions all races every region understands what

1:57:38

that means And

1:57:41

we got there and if you have like we had the

1:57:43

passes we had like to get an entry fee or whatever

1:57:45

the tickets and We thought oh it'd be

1:57:47

easy simple Just walk right in and

1:57:49

just the process of getting in feeling the

1:57:51

zombie apocalypse everyone's trying to get in and

1:57:53

it's Was kind of like

1:57:55

uncomfortable the entire time to where you when you finally

1:57:57

did it's like loud and then Dude,

1:58:00

the Drake part was really cool. Like him doing his

1:58:02

thing and being like from me to the wall. Like

1:58:05

that was really cool. Do you think of that hog?

1:58:07

Yeah. Now I do. On the daily.

1:58:09

That man has it all bro. Yeah. We

1:58:11

were talking about it at the table. Yeah. It's one

1:58:13

of those things too. Like if I had something like that it would have been leaked

1:58:16

a long time ago. A thousand percent. Also

1:58:18

we wouldn't be in the comedy. I

1:58:21

have a video out there in the world. I

1:58:23

have a video out there in the world right now that hasn't surfaced

1:58:25

on the internet. Really? But it's out there. Really?

1:58:29

Yes. Don't give them don't

1:58:31

be you know. What like an ex? I'm a big get in front of a guy's

1:58:33

thing. I'm a big get in front

1:58:35

of a guy's thing. Is it an ex-girlfriend thing or what? No. It

1:58:38

was my rookie year and some girl came over and I was receiving

1:58:40

fellatio. What? And I

1:58:43

took a video and I was like looking

1:58:45

and I went to send it to one of

1:58:47

my buddies as a joke and

1:58:49

I actually sent it to a different girl. And

1:58:52

she's like yo what is this? And I was like ah please

1:58:54

delete that. I'm so sorry. And

1:58:57

then halfway through my rookie year Michael Griffin who

1:58:59

played at UT played for the times for like 10

1:59:01

years. He was like hey I was

1:59:03

at a charity event last night and I saw some

1:59:05

girls show me a video view and I was like

1:59:07

oh fuck. And like every 3-4 years there's a resurfacing

1:59:09

of someone telling me they've seen that video. So

1:59:12

just know. How much did you weigh at the time? I was

1:59:14

310. And trust me it's nothing

1:59:16

special. It was not a Drake.

1:59:18

And it's one of the things that's

1:59:21

going to harm what happens but you guys now know.

1:59:23

But this is better. The way you're doing it is

1:59:25

better. Yeah yeah. I'm just telling you. We bought Shane

1:59:27

Gillis. We bought him a

1:59:29

watch to do our show. I sent

1:59:31

a picture to Tom of the watch. Today

1:59:36

he does this all the time by the way. I could not

1:59:38

stop laughing. He was like check out the watch we got him.

1:59:40

I'm like yeah I think I remember it. Small watch. Yeah.

1:59:44

It's a small face. How

1:59:49

about Shane do him? What? How about

1:59:51

him just killing the game right now? Killing it. Shane

1:59:53

Allen hosting SNL. That's the ultimate fuck

1:59:55

you. I told him. I go you

1:59:57

win. You win. It's

2:00:00

like SNL felt like they didn't need you, so

2:00:03

they canned you, and now SNL's

2:00:05

in such a spot they're like, oh we need Shane.

2:00:07

I like that's the old man. When does this come

2:00:09

out? It'll probably come

2:00:11

out relatively quickly. Yeah, I'm just

2:00:13

like, I'm so excited for the

2:00:16

monologue. Yeah. Right? It's

2:00:18

like, what are you gonna, like, cause... Nice to meet you, Chappell. There's so

2:00:20

many ways you can do it. Yeah. You

2:00:22

know what I mean? Yeah. And you

2:00:24

know he's gonna come firing all cylinders. I heard he's gonna go, welcome

2:00:27

to Saturday Night Rive! That

2:00:30

would be gangster. Fucking really lean

2:00:32

into it. I want

2:00:34

him, I want him, I like, that's it,

2:00:36

you gotta do it. I mean, not that

2:00:38

hard, but like, fucking... He's

2:00:42

uh... I told him that you should start with Ching Chong, Ping

2:00:44

Pong, guess who's back? That'd be

2:00:46

a crazy opener! That'd be a crazy opener. Yeah.

2:00:48

You know he does it down syndrome, like, oh

2:00:51

it nicked me, he just be like, oh they

2:00:53

tried jinking me out of here. Hey.

2:00:57

They jinked me a little bit, that was down. There

2:01:00

are honestly so many,

2:01:03

there's so many ways you can play

2:01:05

it. Yeah. You can also just

2:01:07

do a straight set. You can just do stand up, I'll be

2:01:10

happy with that. And like, you can just do stand up as

2:01:12

new, what he's working on right now is fucking brilliant. I

2:01:14

would love that and be like, fuck you, I don't even

2:01:16

need to address this, I'm past it. That

2:01:19

would be cool. He can do anything, he can do no wrong. I

2:01:21

talked to Leanne, I think we're gonna fly out. Are you guys gonna

2:01:23

fly out? Are you flying us out? Are you flying

2:01:25

us out? Tom? Yeah.

2:01:30

G6. G6 is, you guys aren't gonna watch

2:01:32

it. G6 is the best part for the Bears. For

2:01:35

the boys for the Bears? For the Bears. Are

2:01:37

you gonna fly out? That's our nicotine company, For the Bears.

2:01:39

You're going? For the Bears. No. No,

2:01:42

no, no, no, busting with the Bears. Two Bears and a bus. Two

2:01:44

Bears and a bus. Two Bears and a bus.

2:01:46

Two Bears and a bus. Two Bears, two buses.

2:01:48

Wait, are you going? Yeah. We're gonna

2:01:50

fly out. Well, I was with him, he didn't, not today he

2:01:52

found out, when we were going out, we were I

2:01:55

was doing Western Churchill Day, he pulled me aside and

2:01:57

he said, can I tell you a secret? And I was like, I'm not good at secrets, so if you

2:01:59

like it, I'll be right back. don't want everyone to hear it don't

2:02:01

tell me. This is also very true something that you should

2:02:03

keep in your mind. And he's like I'm

2:02:05

doing SNL and I was like I have to tell the

2:02:07

Ann. You

2:02:10

can tell the Ann I go I'm telling Tommy in like

2:02:12

five minutes and he goes all right hang on you can't

2:02:14

tell everyone I was like does Rogan know cuz I'm calling

2:02:16

him and he was like buddy and I

2:02:18

was like I was like this is I was more excited

2:02:21

than he was. I was

2:02:24

more excited because I think for him

2:02:27

it he

2:02:31

I don't know I was there when it I was I

2:02:33

was I watched I'm not I have no

2:02:36

credit for his career whatsoever but I will

2:02:38

say people are bailing on him like I

2:02:40

did I definitely didn't and and I brought

2:02:42

him out when people when people were saying

2:02:45

you know hey it's little I was like fuck that he's

2:02:47

my boy like I love Shane I love Shane I said

2:02:49

Shane on I met Shane a long time ago when I

2:02:51

did Call and Seek to Work in Philly I got him

2:02:54

day drunk and he did first time he ever did stand-up

2:02:56

drunk and I and he said

2:02:58

to me I remember you know you find a moment

2:03:00

when you fall in love with a dude he's like

2:03:02

yeah my girlfriend my girlfriend's gonna be pissed I said

2:03:04

what's her name he goes well her nickname's Big Tuna.

2:03:07

I started laughing so hard I gave a your dating a

2:03:09

chick named Big Tuna and he was like she

2:03:12

plays rugby and I was like oh I

2:03:14

bet you fucking does and I can't just

2:03:16

that one sentence as a comic you

2:03:19

know oh that guy's good he's got all the

2:03:21

shit you need to be great and

2:03:23

and and I love that

2:03:25

dude I love seeing him succeed I love

2:03:27

it I celebrate that guy every

2:03:30

day I'll text him and he's you know what he's good

2:03:32

at if we're gonna celebrate Shane for a second he's

2:03:34

good at texting like he'll send you

2:03:36

a text just like at the

2:03:38

airport having beers you're one of the

2:03:40

top five hangs like just like a like a

2:03:43

solid text guy well I'm not good at that

2:03:45

Tommy's good at Tommy's good at emojis but he'll

2:03:47

be like he'll be like thumbs

2:03:49

up fire eggplant eggplant one

2:03:52

of the things the most proud of him

2:03:54

I didn't

2:03:56

know him when when that shit went down initial I didn't

2:03:59

know him you know just like a name I

2:04:01

didn't know, you know, and that whole story blew up.

2:04:03

And I remember watching back

2:04:06

then, I go, I want to

2:04:08

see who this person is, like the story is about. I watched

2:04:11

like a little three-minute clip of him doing

2:04:13

stand-up. And I was like, this guy

2:04:15

is really funny. You watch a three-minute clip, you know, this

2:04:17

guy is really funny. And

2:04:19

I'd met him sometime thereafter, and then

2:04:22

I saw his, the first special,

2:04:24

if it was a YouTube special. And

2:04:26

I told him, I was like, it was one of

2:04:28

the best specials I've seen in like years, like the

2:04:30

best specials of the last five years. And

2:04:33

then to watch his ascent,

2:04:36

and like where somebody you go, like, I genuinely

2:04:38

makes me laugh, like really makes me laugh,

2:04:41

like I really enjoy the guy. And

2:04:43

then to see it go to

2:04:45

this level, but also just as a story, like

2:04:48

a story arc of a place goes,

2:04:51

you're hired, you're fired actually.

2:04:54

We're leaving you on the street

2:04:56

goodbye. And then they're asking you

2:04:58

to come back. I mean, there's

2:05:00

not a better story. I mean, we haven't even, it

2:05:03

hasn't even come full circle

2:05:05

yet, but it's still just like an amazing story. And

2:05:07

let's just say, and this is

2:05:10

a sidebar in this

2:05:12

conversation. He's amazingly fucking talented

2:05:14

as an actor. He really

2:05:16

is. And if he's listening to this, knows I've

2:05:18

been his boy

2:05:24

in studio meetings since day one. I've

2:05:26

been showing those clips to fucking execs.

2:05:29

This is the guy. This is the

2:05:31

fucking guy. Those fucking clips are so

2:05:33

good. Gilly and cubes is so fucking

2:05:36

funny. He's amazingly talented. He's

2:05:38

a great comic and he's a really solid dude.

2:05:40

He's a solid dude. He's not a dick when

2:05:42

he shows up. He's fun. He's lighthearted. He has

2:05:44

a good time. Man. I've like, and that's the other

2:05:46

thing is like, you know, I do fully loaded. I bring my daughters out

2:05:48

on the road with us and like, I don't,

2:05:50

I don't bring bad men around

2:05:53

that group. I've worked with all women. I have 15

2:05:55

women I work with and my daughters, Shane

2:05:58

Gillis. Shane Gillis is the most. I'll

2:06:00

do it my favorite chain go story Last

2:06:02

night I fully loaded first year Shane's doing it

2:06:04

and he goes up to Georgia and her best

2:06:06

friend Daisy my daughter She's like 18. He's like

2:06:08

you guys drink beers. They go.

2:06:10

No, and he goes come on I'm not your dad

2:06:12

you guys are sneaking beers and they go no because

2:06:14

I'm not gonna fucking tell anyone if you're sneaking beers

2:06:16

Tell uncle Shane We've

2:06:19

been sneaking beers Shane Gillis sits down

2:06:22

next to me goes Georgia drink of beers I

2:06:25

love it. I love that

2:06:27

dude I

2:06:30

was sitting here like yeah, I'm a little buzz. I know

2:06:32

it's kind of nice. I love it She's a little flower

2:06:34

thing is good. How do you know Shane? Yeah, you

2:06:36

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