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Welcome to episode 263. Before
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Bowl recap, why the NFL is fake,
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the Super Bowl game next
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year. Patrick Mones, we get
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into some big moments last night. Last
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night, Travis Kelcey's Pfizer rage when approaching
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Andy Reid. Dre Greenlaw's
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injury. Some of the big moments that
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halftime show, all of it. We also
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recap Vegas. And then
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we get into, of course, the prediction for next year. It's
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Burton Tom, we recap the Blackjack Tournament, the
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boys, the media day, what it's like embodying
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I've seen this part. You
4:02
knew that at that time? That's
4:04
the bet that I just made up on. That's
4:06
the thing with donuts. Did you
4:08
just buy it? No, I can't. Oh,
4:10
that's just hagging. I thought it was going to actually
4:12
like... So you
4:14
just bought this jersey. No,
4:17
I've had that. It
4:20
was Jamal Charles. Exactly. You want
4:22
me to wear it? I have to wear it
4:25
because of what? Now that
4:27
the chief's won, you're trying to figure out what kind of
4:29
bet that I lost. You've
4:31
been fucking crazy about this all
4:33
year long. It's about time
4:35
you have some sort of punishment. For
4:39
two years in a row, too. About
4:41
time. Amen.
4:59
The whole
5:03
world is shit on the map. I
5:05
don't know how I stepped outside anywhere. There
5:11
you go. I
5:17
know it wasn't worth it,
5:19
but to me it means a
5:21
lot now that you're wearing the red. You have to eat
5:24
your words. That's what
5:26
it is. All right,
5:28
so I just want everybody to know,
5:30
I didn't lose... Are we rolling? Fuck,
5:33
I waited 20 minutes outside for you to just lay a
5:35
jersey on the chair. But
5:39
just so we're clear, I'm
5:42
wearing this jersey just for the love of the game. Because
5:45
there was no bet that I had to wear this jersey
5:47
if the chief's won the Super Bowl. Just
5:49
you as a fair-weather chief's fan, which by the
5:51
way, I forgot that you were until you posted
5:54
your celebratory post last night about
5:56
it always being the chief's. I've
6:00
talked a lot of shit to Chief's Kingdom. Good
6:03
fun. But... I
6:08
was wrong again. Which
6:10
I will say this. That is fucking
6:12
crazy. That... That
6:15
they've won back to back years in a row. Because
6:21
like the trolling is all in good fun. But
6:23
then you gotta like... You gotta lean into it
6:25
more and more. Because this year there is... There's
6:27
zero doubt in my mind. That
6:30
they weren't going to win the Super Bowl. Like
6:32
throughout the season. I'm like oh this is just...
6:35
Finally Chief's Kingdom will go down type of thing. Like
6:37
I'll get to kind of fuck with people and everything
6:39
else. But they did it again. So
6:43
how many... They've won what? 3
6:46
Super Bowls in the last 5 years? Yo
6:50
Patrick Mahomes. He's
6:52
on pace to be the greatest athlete of all
6:54
time. By the time his career is... Not
6:57
like... I mean it won't be something that you look back
6:59
on his career compared to the greats. He
7:01
can be the greatest of all time like while he's playing.
7:06
I mean I guess Tom was kind of doing that. Yeah I think they're
7:08
on the exact same pace. Because
7:10
Tom went to another team and was like oh... Can
7:13
he do without Belichick? Which
7:15
I'm sure that argument like that fun little debate.
7:18
I should just say it just for a clip too.
7:20
Like I should just be like... I mean
7:22
at what point is Mahomes going to win a Super
7:24
Bowl without Andy Reid? Or
7:27
Travis Kelce. Yeah Andy
7:29
Reid, Travis Kelce. I mean
7:31
he's had the perfect situation
7:34
the entirety of his career. Like let him go
7:36
win one without Travis Kelce and Andy Reid. And
7:38
then we can start talking about it being the
7:40
greatest of all time. And
7:43
then cut. You
7:45
think the number one issue that people are
7:47
talking about is the decision to receive? Yeah
7:50
I know. I
7:53
understand the side on wanting to defer. To
7:56
me it's not a clear cut that you
7:58
want to defer. If you go
8:00
down and score a touchdown, but the
8:02
way everybody was talking was like, oh, it was
8:04
known like this is exactly what you should do.
8:06
You should defer, you should defend. And then if
8:08
they score, you go down and go for two
8:10
points. Like it's just an absolute no brainer. But
8:15
they just got off the field. The defense
8:17
just got off a long drive. Like everybody's
8:19
gas. And so the decision like
8:21
if you defend, you're also putting the defense back out
8:24
there on the field when they probably need a breather.
8:26
Like, yeah, it's overtime. It's a Super Bowl. That's what
8:28
you play for and everything else. But
8:30
I don't think it was
8:32
like a dumb decision. Yeah,
8:34
if you go down and score, I think
8:37
you do have to think about do we go
8:39
for two here? Because
8:42
again, it's like if you get the fourth down, are you punting?
8:45
If the niner score, the Chiefs get
8:48
four downs every possession, which
8:50
is like, yeah, high stress, but at least you get four
8:52
downs to get a first down. So
8:55
I don't think it's like that clear cut of
8:58
a decision that you just have to that
9:00
you have to defend. Like I saw a big guy
9:02
saying this is the dumbest like dumbest
9:04
sports Super Bowl decision of all time.
9:07
And it's like, you know,
9:09
big cat. He's going to die on the
9:11
Hill of whatever he believes in the analytics
9:13
world without I
9:15
have no clue. But to me, it wasn't that
9:17
definitive that you had to defend. We're like, what
9:20
are your thoughts, JP? Well, I just think
9:22
the tough part was you check in some in
9:24
some of the other 49ers players saying we
9:26
had no idea about the rule in
9:30
that like. And so that was where the whole
9:32
preparation like everybody's getting on Kyle Shanahan
9:34
because he's 0 and 3 in Super Bowls.
9:37
His team wasn't prepared for that over
9:40
time. They didn't know the rules. So
9:42
that's just kind of I don't
9:44
know. I'm a top half fan, but which
9:46
yeah, yeah, same, which is insane because the
9:48
ref did an incredible job explaining it like
9:50
on the field in real time. Like I
9:53
had forgotten until the rules were up there
9:55
and everything else. I said, oh, shit. They're
9:57
both getting the possession. I
10:01
mean if that's the case and they regret taking
10:03
the ball then that's fully on you know
10:07
that's bad that's not fully preparing
10:10
but to me it's like no matter what you
10:12
gotta go down you gotta score and
10:15
if you score you have that you
10:17
know you have that momentum fuck
10:21
man they did it though I
10:23
mean what a fucking Super Bowl it
10:26
was boring in the first half I
10:29
call myself I even started to doze one
10:31
time but uh second
10:33
half was electric it was a great Super
10:36
Bowl man I felt I felt
10:39
so shitty on that first draft for
10:41
CMC fumbling that rock but
10:43
then the Chiefs did it so it's like
10:46
okay that's a wash they both have very
10:48
big time fumbles that that shouldn't have happened
10:50
first half I felt like the I felt the
10:53
Niners dominated the first half even though the score
10:55
didn't reflect that like I thought outside of a
10:57
couple explosive plays that they gave up to kind
10:59
of allow the Chiefs to get their three points
11:01
or make it interesting I
11:04
thought the Niners really they
11:06
were the more physical football team in the trenches
11:09
and then that second half man kind of going back and
11:12
forth and everything else and just my
11:14
homes last drive Super
11:16
Bowl OT
11:19
what a kick yeah
11:22
I think the ultimate shot in the foot was
11:24
when they fumbled the punt yeah
11:31
sick bro sick
11:35
that's what made it seem scripted hey
11:39
the scripted right before I walked in the bus
11:41
clump just sent me an article like I
11:43
want to say the local Sports
11:46
Illustrated in Vegas there's
11:48
an article up now shocking former
11:51
Las Vegas Raider shocks
11:53
the NFL world saying it's all fake
11:57
are you the former Las Vegas Raider No
12:01
it armies up with though and up last night
12:04
like you chuckling be like all this a get
12:06
the of this a be funny for like she's
12:08
kingdom and everything else but. I mean
12:10
they're fucking Tweet! I wake up this morning and
12:12
people are like. I. Have
12:15
no clue had such your it's such a
12:17
wild troll they've like I'm it's like. I'm.
12:19
Projecting because I lost my five
12:22
thousand dollar bet. I'm
12:24
also getting the troll and lean into a being
12:26
fake because that was such a headline like a
12:28
year ago and we all ever by was having
12:30
fun with it. Some like lean into the that
12:32
to almost like troll. The people who say it's
12:34
fake. But. The people. Who.
12:38
Want. Who are like. Saying.
12:40
That it's real or so mad that I am.
12:42
I'm leaning into that as like are you gotta
12:44
understand him floats you have on these idiots. It's.
12:47
I would always fucking talking about.
12:50
Like. A World is Twitter.
12:54
But anyway, we're going. Wrong. With
12:56
our and I from me saying that are.
13:00
Yeah. I.
13:03
Saw I saw Db to their and
13:05
who's I broke up with you. And.
13:08
Then I saw Gabi by his gums eyes of
13:10
bar so guy now just was Clegg is like
13:12
facts of what would it be more gone through
13:14
in there has there so upset. With was.
13:16
Some good old fashioned twitter one like the be like
13:19
I'll just wasn't a little while when the lock remote.
13:22
Ah, Well. Yeah, and
13:24
also the massive A. Massive
13:28
Partnership Shoutout. Your
13:30
so miserable for a second. I.
13:32
Feel so bad for drag
13:34
Greenlaw? or. Was
13:37
in an Achilles. Bro.
13:40
Juri. Greenlaw like. Maybe
13:43
one of the. Unluckiest.
13:45
Injuries of all time. Like beings
13:48
that. Hype like being of
13:50
that defense and being. A
13:52
cat like Dray Green Lot on their defense. being
13:54
excited like my mail is just hype to get
13:56
out there and go fuck and on again. And
13:59
just. Get sniped with your Achilles and
14:01
he just drops to the ground before they go
14:03
out there. That is brutal,
14:06
man George
14:09
almost went down you saw the boy go back to the
14:11
locker room get the little get the little shoulder sleeve on
14:13
and come Back out ready to go By
14:16
the way that cat too right before George came in
14:18
the backup tight end got that holding call Which
14:24
it was a holding call Or
14:26
was it Probably not everything that
14:28
might need to happen for Pat Mahomes to
14:31
have the opportunity for a game-winning drive happened.
14:33
Yeah But you also got a
14:35
hit on One of
14:37
the main storylines of the game Travis
14:40
Kelsey verse Andy Reid
14:45
That was crazy that was crazy Travis
14:47
Kelsey getting pissed off at Andy Reid
14:49
and kind of Chest checking him like
14:51
that like that was nuts. That
14:54
was nuts Never like I was
14:57
about to have never seen no shit like that I mean,
14:59
obviously you see players get heated and get upset with their
15:01
coach But for a guy like Travis
15:03
Kelsey that high up on the team like that
15:05
much history like just being that kind of guy
15:07
on On the
15:09
Kansas City Chiefs and being tight
15:12
with Andy Reid to do that little chest
15:14
check in What are what are they
15:16
in here too? I think it's like the first quarter I
15:20
The end of the first started the second and I think it
15:22
was right when that fumble happened and He
15:25
was pissed that he wasn't in the game for it Like
15:28
he wasn't still gonna I don't understand
15:30
like he wasn't still gonna fumble the ball or what?
15:32
No, I think like maybe maybe like the
15:34
play call would have been different if he was in the game, but bro
15:39
Losing your composure like that and
15:42
in that fashion and having that like we
15:44
it's very it's very Documented
15:46
that Travis Kelsey plays with a lot of passion
15:49
like he said instances where he gets pissed off
15:51
He's you know mad at the refs. He's mad at
15:54
a call. He's you know mad about
15:56
something, right? But
15:59
that Little chest check. It was insane. Out.
16:02
That. Was insane and everybody else a lie.
16:04
you know voter been somebody else They
16:06
bear army? yeah probably. but. Travis.
16:08
Kelsey shrubs Chelsea's clearly not going to get bands
16:10
but bros see if you are Travis I'm pearson
16:13
or to like as he got pissed off and
16:15
and just checked him and kind of seen any
16:17
stumble like in your mind like. Sour.
16:20
On Friday? Oh shit hey hey that's that's
16:22
my bad that was so pissed. And.
16:25
Now was a. That.
16:27
Was absurd. You. Measure The
16:29
actually knocked him over. Lucky.
16:31
A These athletes yeah I'm a he
16:33
basically bit of so blind. Any like
16:35
you know you're certain. some. Everyone's
16:38
was the Super Bowl right? Like everybody who
16:40
plus of did you are owed loads of
16:42
the Travis Kelsey. Is. Like.
16:45
You. Know he and his kids show. Kids.
16:47
Are watching Spongebob, Spongebob and.
16:50
Yet. The Nickelodeon for out there watching. You
16:52
can be chess Second, your your head ball coach like
16:54
they're like there's gotta be a level of respect that
16:57
you always keeps and never go over there lights and
16:59
now is the line. You went over there lines as
17:01
Jackie and you read. And. Alda
17:03
have achieved set up to see the daddy read,
17:05
call the plays or does though C. O.
17:09
That. It's like the is. Really?
17:11
Isn't bad Maggie responsible for like, who's
17:13
gone in and out? Yeah, Rear.
17:16
Any so what do you for? The allergies going,
17:18
fucking gone silent? What would you? Yeah, okay. we'll
17:20
get it. Will get a right to give a
17:22
fuck and relax. The. Injury the
17:25
Hell like himself So elves a lot of
17:27
coaches would fire back and be like on
17:29
Top Dog your you don't talk like that,
17:31
you don't push me. And he got
17:33
a just was stay composed. Of cerebral
17:35
who pulled travel back really quickly but they
17:37
can just live with the in the post
17:39
game. And. He was like the guide
17:41
is wants to be in there and like you
17:43
know the or sure he did. World revolves so
17:45
that's wrong. Say know it speaks to how good
17:47
the relationship is. That does not mean and justify
17:50
what Travis did it all. right? i'm saying
17:52
like you see how close relations it is that it would
17:54
be like then i'm sure travis says like off or ice
17:56
in the done that the heat of the moment and he
17:58
knows that he such a passion and everything else,
18:00
but there should still be zero space for
18:03
doing that. You always love
18:05
to see him try to chest shake, rebel like
18:07
that. Yeah, you don't race putting him
18:09
in the ground, dude. Yeah,
18:12
but that was nuts. That was
18:14
crazy. And I was laughing so
18:16
hard seeing everybody talk about the
18:18
vaccine and Pfizer and they
18:20
found out he got the J&J and not
18:22
this and what
18:25
is another one? Moderna? Oh,
18:27
that yeah. I
18:29
sound a little too like I know them
18:31
all, like I got them all sitting in me right now. But
18:34
no, that was funny. That was a
18:36
moment. Half-time show. You
18:41
thought I was born? Talking to
18:43
the mic. Come on, Mitch. Mitch,
18:45
you got to remember Mitch is too
18:47
young to appreciate Usher. He wasn't in
18:49
his era. That's true. That's
18:51
not true. I was really saying that. How old
18:53
are you? I
18:58
know. Listen, okay. I just didn't I don't know
19:00
many Usher songs like everybody else. You
19:03
don't know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, burn. How
19:06
does it burn? Just burn. Sorry. Sorry.
19:09
How does that one go? Let
19:11
it burn. Let
19:13
it burn. Got a little burn.
19:16
See, you know, I know. Yeah,
19:20
I know. Love in this club. I knew
19:22
love in this club. And
19:24
that's it. No confessions. These
19:27
are my confessions. Maybe. People were
19:29
just a Bieber didn't come out because they wouldn't sing
19:32
baby together. That
19:36
would have been off even more. I
19:39
know. I know. I know. I know. I
19:41
know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
19:43
I know. I know. I know. I knew.
19:45
I knew. I knew. I knew. I knew. I
19:47
knew. I knew. I knew. I knew. I
19:49
knew. I knew. And I'll people more. Got
19:52
an usher's on? No. Okay.
19:55
Well, it's ludicrous. That's
19:59
crazy. You can't appreciate. Their greatness else out there are
20:01
so wedded after you charges. You know why I didn't
20:03
know many the songs to I was like gazes This
20:05
is cool when I might. Add.
20:07
In and the I do know many the
20:09
songs like a good and enjoy Like like
20:11
everybody else that I'm on the dance moves
20:13
he knows you sound like you're like I
20:15
got like a reverse boomer mentality gone on
20:17
like if they're your some new a senior
20:19
at your dad's and their time by like
20:21
all this is this is boring. yikes Dodges
20:23
mama but you you are being exactly that
20:25
right now. I did say it was. I
20:27
mean I didn't know those that Becky go
20:30
see said boring Zur Rolodex. You.
20:33
Didn't even like to dance moves like the dancing
20:35
at that with who. Are
20:38
going Mona! Lisa
20:40
Keys. Loot. A note the
20:42
loot a pilot in and los on that
20:44
was that was my has. I.
20:47
Never excuses. In. The light
20:49
up when know? When. Those
20:51
on Luna came out my. This is kind.
20:54
Of lame, I mean it was two thousand
20:56
and three out there. Not a not an
20:58
ounce of age as on any of them.
21:00
bro. that shit is mind blowing isn't not?
21:03
Like. They look in their prime still and
21:05
they took his wife beater awfully. Grow.
21:08
Yes man. O'clock.
21:11
Still is incredible. I. Mean, imagine
21:13
me know Greg's magically the Lisa Keys has
21:15
been watching that bro. I know all that
21:17
means that have been common out. You
21:22
know? Yeah, now that she was a that
21:24
was hype and and you know mates and
21:27
people like you. Ah, You.
21:30
That's embarrassing that you guys don't appreciate the
21:32
greatness thousand that halftime show. Like that thing
21:34
I didn't appreciate. My
21:36
they are doing a project only Did the Not
21:38
Appreciate You started in originated as much as everybody
21:41
else in. I thought like his dancing
21:43
if it was it was a like very very good
21:45
and all like but the songs of i don't Know
21:47
the songs I couldn't and proceed as much as we
21:49
are. You don't get it. It's a good. The.
21:52
Day It's nuts that. You're.
21:54
Gonna claim I didn't know was going on out there.
21:57
Are. Probably already. You.
22:01
Want to beaver? Daily
22:05
the not even ministers are
22:07
know. What? Is the other thing about.
22:10
So. I saw somebody say whether they. Would.
22:13
They say years like. This. Ocean
22:15
R Kelly I'm a song Yeah same girl,
22:17
same girl yeah some as a heel or
22:19
Kelly comes on. these are saying good luck
22:22
are flocking. What
22:26
a lower! Other headlines in The Superbowl. Ah,
22:32
My. Head pay. It has. Had
22:35
failed pointed that any other one I
22:37
mean as hell out of ought to
22:39
have. Pointed Destiny man.
22:42
It's. Amazing! He was in town. He
22:44
put a bit before the game that the
22:47
Niners be up. In.
22:49
Under two minutes the Chiefs would drive have a
22:51
game winner. And it counted going
22:53
into overtime. Plus. Thirteen hundred
22:55
Wow and seen he waited at the
22:57
whole game for your I will I'm
22:59
as I knew he surprise surprise surprise
23:01
you is cool. I kind of had
23:03
a feeling and then I'd kind of
23:05
about it. Yeah, because. Multiple.
23:08
People Me or Vegas for like of like. Just.
23:11
As common as like know like isn't that
23:13
he would be here in Vegas? Yeah. And
23:16
they i think they can realize like oh shit maybe
23:18
once or say that. But. He.
23:21
Also another bad those Forty Niners to be
23:23
leading and have than she's to win the
23:25
game because went to overtime. It. Does
23:27
encounters ickes to win in regulation.
23:30
And. Because he has a d There was. Does.
23:32
Or down conversion? yet? Are there?
23:36
I did not hit anything. I
23:39
lost my to. yeah I did. The
23:41
Niners money line was hard to pull
23:43
five thousand on a bit less socket
23:45
the after the winnings in Vegas the
23:47
glitches do it. And.
23:50
Truly thought for sure they're gonna
23:52
like when the game obviously as.
23:55
But. I'll
23:58
be the last one on a your time. The Holmes Entering
24:01
the Go Conversation by Andy Reid.
24:04
Yeah. Thing: Haiti Reed has to be
24:06
god of ease. He. Did he
24:08
win with the Eagles? Now he wants
24:10
as you are right? Yeah, He's an
24:12
incredible head coach man. He. Is
24:14
an incredible head coach. Ah,
24:17
The. Creativity, The resolve. It seems like
24:20
everybody respects him in the locker
24:22
room. A. Guy I've never gonna be around him
24:24
as started doing the media they stuff. Is
24:27
I love to he did is they are you guys you
24:29
guys are crazy. But. I'm thinkin' Yeah.
24:32
He's I got. He truly seems like a very
24:34
well respected. There's nothing bad ever said about any
24:36
read yet I've heard it's like you know, Belgique's
24:38
one of the grace of all time. Be your
24:41
shoes stories by the pager away and this is
24:43
that the other behind the scenes. Ah,
24:45
but I never heard anything like that about
24:47
a coterie. Like I've heard nothing but. Just.
24:49
Amazing things like I bet he is like. A
24:52
Me? I don't know without all the side by side
24:55
and stats and everything else, but he's definitely gotta be.
24:57
A. Top very of all time. Without. Even
24:59
looking at it, he goes gotta be sick. Let.
25:02
Him: go Yeah yeah man, I'm eager
25:04
that the way the Nfl as with
25:06
a coach's like. These. Those
25:09
the people ready to move on if you don't like,
25:11
if you don't. Give. Him what they want right
25:13
away. Like a Super Bowl, You know, Sir Ronnie Wood? The
25:15
Eagles? it's I. He won the Superbowl many years on the
25:17
hot seat this past year. But.
25:19
Ah yeah, Andy Reid. he's gotta be one
25:21
of the grace. I mean that that pairing
25:24
of any read more homes and idol thing
25:26
Travis is retiring. I couldn't see my key
25:28
down at all. Like. Do
25:31
they three peat? Got.
25:36
He I gotta love. It.
25:39
They will. Render their
25:41
schedule right hemisphere health then I going to
25:44
make the playoffs as you. Know.
25:46
Honestly, I do. They could be I. but. You.
25:49
Know. People. Who
25:51
dollars deposit only understands the the evil side
25:53
of me out there on the Chiefs. Listen,
25:55
we're. They're. Going down next year but
25:57
seen it seem three p would be. And
26:01
it's the only quarterback that can defeat
26:04
Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow. It'll
26:07
be back next year. I mean, yeah. The only
26:09
one that's beaten him. The only one that's beaten him, yeah. You
26:12
know, like, it's playing
26:14
out to be like Josh Allen is like the damn
26:16
merino of this generation where it's just like one
26:19
of the best talents. I just can't get it done. Charles
26:22
Barkley was like that too, yeah? Yeah,
26:25
no ring. No ring, man. Josh
26:28
has got it. I want him to get one,
26:30
bro. Who knows if it'll happen? He's
26:32
got a lot of phrases coming up, but last year they had
26:35
a lot of turnover and they still made it happen. It's like
26:37
as long as Mahomes is there and Travis Galsy, Andy
26:39
Reid, some of them cats, and
26:41
shout out to Hardman having
26:43
that game winner. After the
26:45
year he said, like, that's gotta feel amazing
26:48
to have that game winner. He apparently didn't know
26:50
that he caught the game winning pass
26:53
is what Patrick Mahomes said
26:55
in the post game. He said he
26:57
blacked out like- Yeah. As the play has- I guess
26:59
he said as soon as Patrick's like lifting him up,
27:02
he's like, we won, and he's like, why is it
27:04
good? And all of a sudden it's just confetti and
27:07
everything else, but- It's gotta be crazy. You hit that
27:09
touchdown. There's no extra point in that. Like, it's just
27:11
over. You're looking around for any laundry on the ground.
27:13
Like, if there's a penalty, there
27:15
wasn't a legal man downfield. I believe if
27:17
you frame it frame by frame, there might've
27:19
been an illegal man downfield. Yeah. You
27:22
see the over-under just
27:25
missed by like 0.5 of a
27:28
point because they didn't click that extra point. No
27:31
way. I think- What was the final score of the game?
27:36
And it was close to 47. Yeah.
27:43
Sake it. And the
27:46
49ers, their team total, like,
27:48
was behind, I think by like- It was
27:50
23 and a half and it was 22. That
27:55
is so brutal. You
27:57
think back, like, you missed an extra point. blocked
28:00
right and
28:02
did you see did you
28:04
see when what's what's the Chiefs kickers aim
28:07
butker when he had that
28:09
long one and there was low and Randy
28:11
Gregory's hand is literally right next to the
28:14
ball the
28:17
script man it's just
28:19
fake it's fake as hell oh
28:23
man that's gonna be fun
28:25
I actually I can't wait to the intros over and I
28:28
can get back to my phone and get back to trolling
28:30
everybody online yeah somebody's
28:33
like what do you know I only played ten years in
28:35
league well actually nine I Roger went to mess around
28:38
with the tenth one like it's all fake
28:41
people just getting triggered Jason
28:43
on hands let's see this let's see that clip
28:48
yeah yeah with the man
28:50
and nacho dibray mask having
28:52
the time of his life can't
28:56
confirm that it's him
28:58
dude in
29:01
Vegas afterwards I feel so fucking bad
29:03
for kiddo and CMC and that
29:05
whole squad they've been those two bowl well last
29:07
year it's they you know they felt like they
29:09
got robbed in the two books they lost their
29:11
quarterbacks look at Jason Kelsey just
29:13
getting after with the marshmallow man I
29:22
thought it was kind of hype that
29:24
um what's her name is a Kylie
29:26
or Jason's wife yeah yeah she she
29:28
wasn't wearing cheese here she was wearing
29:30
Cincinnati gear she's just like I
29:32
can't wear cheese here but I will wear red
29:34
she's just wearing Cincinnati gear though I'm
29:36
gonna be red yeah no no since I
29:38
like the college where they went oh god
29:40
you got you I thought they were like
29:43
black and she seems like
29:45
very authentic just like dope yeah she's
29:47
cool she does seem sick there's a
29:49
lot of cool stuff in charity too
29:51
yeah like so you got
29:53
to respect that too like I can't wear
29:55
cheese literally can't that's amazing Taylor
30:01
Swift, she made it to the game. And
30:03
Blake Lively, shout out Blake Lively. Blake
30:06
Lively, shout out Blake Lively. Taylor
30:08
Swift got a super bowl for any of us. Taylor
30:11
Swift is the Taylor of fandom.
30:13
Yeah, Taylor. Yeah, they
30:15
both just had great first years in
30:18
their fan base. Just
30:20
winning it all, winning a ring. And
30:24
shout out Taylor Swift too when Travis came down and
30:26
you see Taylor kind of step back. You
30:28
know, she's standing next to Travis' mom. If
30:31
you watch the video, somebody like her, I think it's Diana Rucini.
30:33
She had a video from behind. And you
30:35
see Taylor Swift just kind of like stepping
30:37
back just to make sure mom
30:39
gets to shine, gets the moment like it's about mom.
30:41
I just I think that it's real. You
30:46
guys believe that too? I feel like you guys are real.
30:52
I'm going to pass this off. I can. Y'all know,
30:55
I think it's the government. No,
30:58
the Super Bowl is fun. Shout out, Charles,
31:00
the Buffalo Chicken Dip that she made. Buffalo
31:02
Chicken Dip is a nice little staple in
31:04
our household for the Super Bowl. Emos
31:07
Pizza. I had some
31:09
shipped out here. Shout out Emos Pizza. We
31:11
had some Tosa Ravioli. We had some frozen
31:14
pizza. It's just like I got in
31:16
the box, a little taste of home
31:18
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31:20
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resources. Boys,
33:15
we had a Hall of Fame week
33:18
in Vegas. Before we dive into it, we just
33:20
got a shout out like you guys, number one,
33:23
you know, you got I love that the table kind
33:25
of got shouted out at the Barstool radio where
33:27
Dave was talking about you guys just being on
33:30
top of everything, always being quick, always being
33:32
the first to know, getting stuff up. But
33:35
you guys grinded your asses off like we
33:37
had such a good week in
33:39
Vegas and shout out to the Content
33:41
House at Barstool, shout out Barstool Sports
33:43
for, you know, giving us,
33:45
providing us every resource that we needed to
33:48
succeed outside of the contractor for the
33:51
audio on the Big Cat podcast. Just
33:53
to be clear, that was none of our guys in
33:55
the back. I know I saw a couple comments calling
33:57
for some heads. It was none of our guys. in
34:00
the back of the bus. Barstool booked us
34:02
a contract audio guy and I will not mention his name
34:04
because he was still with us all the time and he
34:06
still did a good job but the Big
34:08
Cat episode he absolutely botched but that's not on
34:10
any of the boys in the back. But
34:13
shout out Barstool for selling us a Super Bowl week bus
34:15
in their ass like there's so many people behind the scenes
34:17
that don't get all the love that they deserve to make sure
34:20
not only we're firing on all cylinders but
34:22
Barstool Sports and all their shows are firing
34:24
on all cylinders. We had a studio prepared
34:27
which is incredible. I can't wait till that
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comes to the shop but
34:31
again they made sure we were taking care
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of Red Rock Casino. Like shout
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out the Red Rock. The way that they,
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their hospitality, Joe, Blair and
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all the boys their staff treating
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all of our guys like they're the most important person
34:44
that's staying in front of you. I feel like they
34:46
do that with everybody and they're really good at doing
34:48
that but thank you guys for giving us a
34:51
home all week long. It was a very plentiful
34:53
experience in the Red Rock
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else? Twisted Tea. Twisted Tea. Yeah
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shout out our big sponsor Twisted
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had a six month long partnership with
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Bowl, blow it up with the Super Bowl which
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they did with our studio and everything else. That
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has now gone into a longer partnership so shout
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out our partners with Twisted Tea. But
35:18
man everybody that had us on, the
35:20
NFL for allowing us
35:22
into media days and having fun. The
35:25
McAfee Show, Radio Row. First
35:27
taking ESPN that was
35:29
an incredible experience. We had to have Steven A.
35:31
Smith on our podcast but shout
35:33
out to absolutely everybody that was involved. Dozen
35:35
Trivia. Having a dozen trivia. Getting to fly,
35:38
Dana B. in town. The Booze Ponies getting
35:40
to work intermission. I hope Jeff Lowe saw
35:42
it as a successful night. Like every day
35:44
there was something happening for us. Shop. Like
35:46
getting right around in that
35:49
shopping cart through Vegas was a lot
35:51
of fun. Oh yeah, ship. Not shop,
35:53
my fault. Ship. That was incredible.
35:55
We just had such a fun time. I
35:58
feel like we did. Burton Tom. Gotta shout
36:00
them out. They came on the podcast
36:02
as well, but also hosting us at
36:04
their blackjack tournament their skills challenge fucking
36:06
power slap Taylor State Taylor
36:09
still in Vegas the boy we couldn't even get
36:11
him We couldn't even get him to make the
36:13
intro today. He's flying back from Vegas today He
36:15
ended up attending fight night now. I
36:17
know Burton Tom. They had a show on Saturday night
36:20
But seriously everybody crushed it shouts
36:22
to everybody. Thank you to everybody
36:25
But our week in Vegas was all
36:27
time Mitch getting the
36:30
end McCaffrey episode up on
36:32
Saturday, right on Saturday
36:34
morning before the Super Bowl aired That
36:37
was big time people seem to love that episode
36:39
if you haven't you didn't know we dropped a
36:41
bonus episode with Ed McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey his
36:44
dad Luke McCaffrey's dad But
36:47
that episodes awesomeness out on all platforms
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right now rumble YouTube all the audio
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platforms But you guys busted your
36:54
ass and and you know, I really appreciate you Connor I
36:56
know you did a hell of a job with all the
36:58
graphics back home. You really missed out on a hell of
37:00
a week Just
37:03
teasing you Cooper But
37:07
everybody all in the boys are
37:09
buzzing and it was it was
37:11
a lot of fun. Yeah class class all around But
37:16
yeah, oh and obviously Dana White tunnel of chaos
37:18
all the boys that entered the tunnel of chaos
37:21
Dave big cat Mark
37:25
Titus Jerry Hank PFT Austin
37:27
even Austin got himself in
37:29
there But the tunnel
37:31
of chaos guys, we do have a t-shirt out now
37:33
if you want to continue to support our
37:35
gambling problem Yeah,
37:38
man, did I miss anything Hall
37:43
of Fame week Great
37:45
too. I mean we there were days
37:47
where we'd have four or five interviews You'd be
37:49
on different shows and I just
37:51
was imagining being in your shoes and
37:53
by 4 p.m. Doing your last interview
37:55
Just like being able to
37:57
have authentic or get organic conversation
38:00
So shout out to you guys as
38:02
well huge to like just really
38:04
bring the juice no matter if it was 8 a.m.
38:06
Or 8 p.m. So that was big. It was good
38:08
to have the team like all of us So I
38:11
kind of like lean on throughout the day that you
38:13
get talking and there's a couple for sure that
38:15
I I had approached like Brian
38:18
was easy once it started and got into but he
38:20
was when I was a little like anxious
38:22
about just because You're it's hard
38:24
to prep for the later ones Like I would always be
38:27
ready for the first ones of the day But
38:29
then like if those run over and then
38:31
the next guest is already there and there's no time to
38:33
like prep or anything You're trying to figure out Different
38:36
questions that you can ask or all the different football
38:38
players that came through and you're hoping to maybe ask
38:40
the same kind of question But in like try to
38:42
figure out a different way to do it But
38:45
yeah, man, we had some awesome guests I will go ahead and
38:47
tease and allow you guys to kind of bitch
38:49
in the comments in the weeks to come about Hey, when's
38:51
this one dropping? We head on fucking
38:54
the one that's dropping today Obviously
38:56
you got Burton Tom you got
38:59
Gary V Stephen a Smith Charles
39:01
Woodson Marshall Falk Eric Kendricks Brian
39:03
Baumgarner from the office Michael
39:06
Bisbee, he was a lot of fun. He was
39:08
a lot of fun Yeah,
39:10
I mentioned Gary V Gary V was all time
39:12
got to ask him about the whole bit on
39:14
him You know shooting his family in
39:17
the fucking face moment That
39:19
was fun Troy Palomalu that one
39:21
was so much fun.
39:23
Who else? Charles
39:26
Woodson surprise guest earn. I don't know if
39:28
that's a surprise. Yes, sir And
39:31
in the Marshall Falk when a flavor Flav
39:33
just bust in Just in
39:35
the in the hotel room. You got flavor Flav coming in
39:37
with his character yet on the jewelry and everything else Eric
39:41
Kendricks Do you have the top
39:43
moments from the week? Not even
39:45
necessarily episode wise but like, you know, it
39:47
could be funny stuff events or pods I
39:50
mean my uh Charles asking me that
39:52
and it's like I felt like every day
39:54
was a highlight many I there there was
39:57
something that highlight and note every day. I mean
40:00
Obviously, everybody winning at the
40:02
blackjack table, like having the Barstool guys there, like
40:04
Dave and Big Cat, like leading up to those
40:06
moments was a lot of fun. Like them up
40:08
in the room, them kind of questioning the madness
40:10
and everything else. You're hoping that everybody wins because
40:12
clearly it's not a guarantee. Like we've seen, I
40:15
was in a bit of a deal, but we've seen moments
40:17
where people were pulling all-nighters. And the way it
40:19
worked out for all of them was a lot of fun. You
40:24
had a low light. What
40:26
was the low light? Remind me. You versus Bobby Lee.
40:30
Yeah, yeah. Yes. Bobby
40:33
Lee beat me in
40:36
the field goal contest. And
40:39
we might have tied me in the quarterback challenge. I
40:42
like to think he tied me. Yeah, I think he tied me in
40:44
the quarterback. I think he might have beat you, but we're looking at
40:46
things. No, no, no, no. Come on. Don't do that. Don't do that.
40:48
But yeah, Bobby Lee hit a field goal. People
40:51
are saying you have the Bobby build. Actually,
40:54
I just made that up. People
40:57
are saying you're built like a dumpling as well. Yeah,
41:01
I mean, that was a lot of fun. I'll
41:04
never forgive Tom Segura for picking Warren Sapp ahead
41:06
of me first overall in the draft. I hope
41:08
that he's had him forever. But
41:10
hey, hanging with Bird and Tom, we
41:12
got to go on podcasts too, like
41:14
Max Crosby, Leanne Kreischer,
41:17
the wife of the party that I would assume
41:19
will be coming out soon. Those
41:21
are fun. But I mean, we
41:23
were at it all day long, it felt like, every day.
41:25
And there were highlights in every one. I only felt exhausted.
41:27
I don't know about you guys. You guys didn't let me
41:29
know when you started to feel it. But
41:32
I started to feel it definitely on Friday big time. I
41:34
thought the way I was feeling on Friday, I would start
41:36
feeling that on Wednesday. Just based on last year, I felt
41:38
like we had some grinder days.
41:40
I would lose my voice and get too
41:42
fucked up the night before to
41:44
be ready to go for the next pause. But
41:48
I was feeling it for the back end of the
41:50
last two or three days last year in Arizona. This
41:53
week, I felt like Friday was the only one where
41:55
I was like, man, I am pretty exhausted right
41:57
now. How about you guys? Did you guys
41:59
have a lot of fun? I feel like Thursday is when
42:01
it hit me because when Friday came around
42:03
it's like, okay, last day we leave tomorrow
42:05
like we can push through. But Thursday was
42:07
like, yeah, we still got seven, eight more
42:09
interviews with like probably two late nights. So
42:11
that's where I felt these days. But then
42:14
Friday was kind of just like, all
42:16
right, one last ride. Let's do it. Yeah. And
42:18
all the fancy, like everybody who comes up and
42:20
interacts with us, like you guys
42:22
do not know how much that means. The only tip
42:25
of advice that I will give. Because
42:28
it does. It fires us up every time. Like all,
42:30
like we all love it. I love when not
42:32
only are you about Taylor myself, but the boys
42:34
in the back, like you're calling them out. Hey,
42:36
we're so and so before you even got there,
42:38
Mitch, I want to say somebody was asking about
42:40
you. Do you remember that moment where
42:43
somebody was like, hey, who's the guy that they
42:46
asked something? Who's the producer? Questions. Yeah, no,
42:48
I do remember. Yeah, but the week was
42:50
so long. I kind of can't recall. But
42:53
all to say, like we love that shit.
42:55
Like we love to know that you
42:57
guys like it's like the podcast is like it's
43:00
happening in real time when you guys come up
43:02
to us. However, the tip that I will give
43:05
have your selfie
43:08
camera ready to go
43:11
with the photo just because it helps save
43:13
time. There's that awkward moment. Like, hey, can I get a photo?
43:15
Yeah. And then, you know, face
43:18
ID doesn't work. Face ID doesn't work. Like, oh, we got
43:20
to hang on. I got to. Oh, my bad. This and
43:22
that. And your thumbs fucking shaking a little bit. And you're
43:24
trying to hit the wrong thing. Then you hit Snapchat. I
43:27
want to get a photo on my camera, not the Snapchat.
43:29
Are you hit the wrong social media? And
43:31
then like you hold it up and then it's facing out the other
43:33
way. And you're like, oh, here, I got to turn around again. You
43:35
kind of just like, you know, just just that's my
43:38
tip. That's my word of advice. I know.
43:40
I know again, love it. But when you're
43:42
just in that little predicament, I
43:45
think it's really cool when you see fans like
43:47
not like a dozen show or something where you'd
43:49
expect to see you or Taylor, but like in
43:51
the wild and then like you were following
43:53
you and you can immediately see the reaction. Were
43:55
they like that
43:58
him and then like they you can tell. that like
44:01
even now even in months from now it means
44:03
so much to them to see you guys and
44:05
to me that's cool the impact you have on
44:07
people and like just like taking
44:09
five seconds to take a photo like as soon
44:12
as they're done like they're like running off and
44:14
like jump right in the air and that that's
44:16
cool you guys are doing real
44:18
things that make people really happy I
44:21
just love and two it's like even
44:24
though well even the ones that just walk by I want to say
44:26
it happened in the airport when we got back yesterday but somebody's just
44:28
like oh the boys they're just walking by
44:30
the boys like oh this is just a normal
44:32
interaction it is sick like the culture that's been
44:34
it's kind of like manifested with the with the
44:36
bus and crew with the tier one series threes
44:39
doesn't matter we rock with everybody JP
44:41
did you have something I was gonna say you bring up
44:43
a good point with the snapchat when you
44:45
go to hand one of us your phone to
44:47
take a photo you're putting the
44:49
pressure on when you got snapchat hold up
44:52
you got one shot and
44:54
you we want to make the photo as good
44:56
as we can for you so just hand us
44:58
the camera and we'll rip you 20 photos it's
45:00
a great point because we might we might be
45:02
holding the camera on the selfie mode to like
45:04
help do it and you
45:06
might see some movement on the side or somebody wants
45:08
to pop in late so our fingers just going to
45:11
make sure we get them all but yeah that is
45:13
a great that's a great tip JP you know there's
45:15
got to be a guy out there hit the snapchat
45:17
and then was like talked you off for five
45:19
ten more seconds accidentally cancels it walks
45:21
away and then it's just devastating
45:24
right and you can upload
45:26
your photos to snapchat everyone
45:29
so if it's if it's in your camera roll you can
45:31
still send it out on snapchat and post it it's a
45:33
good point that's a great point what
45:37
else do we have what else do we have have
45:39
I hit everything a recap kind of the last week in
45:41
Vegas see real prediction for
45:43
next year I don't
45:47
know I don't know I need some time you
45:50
got to give him a game what if you're right yeah
45:54
more importantly what if
45:56
you're wrong let's
45:58
go Next year.
46:07
I like that one. Young team,
46:09
strong building on the ups. We'll
46:12
say that's AFC, NFC. Texans
46:17
is the logo that swayed you to
46:19
offer next year release last night with
46:22
the whole color scheme. Yeah, let's
46:24
go Texans. Let's go
46:26
Texans. Rams. Oh,
46:31
and maybe Packers. Texans,
46:33
Packers, Texans, Packers, Super
46:35
Bowl next year. Clippett.
46:40
Clippett. Texans, Packers,
46:42
CJ, Stroud, Jordan, Love. Those
46:45
are quarterbacks of the future. I've been
46:48
building on their team for next year. I
46:50
like them. Let's go with that. Rams
46:54
might be in there. Rams got a good shot
46:56
too. A healthy Bengals team. Yeah,
47:00
very fair. By
47:07
the way, Coach Callahan, I had a
47:11
cat text me. I guess I will not disclose his
47:13
name, but he was part of the Raiders when I
47:15
was on the Raiders. And he's now here with
47:17
Coach Callahan. And he shot me
47:19
a message the other night just talking about, hey, and just want to
47:22
let you know I'm in town. Coach
47:24
Callahan, we can get him on the bus, yada, yada, yada.
47:26
So that'll be sick. We
47:30
got to start prepping for the spring tour.
47:33
I think we're going to do a little OTA. So
47:36
maybe three schools in the spring tour
47:39
and three NFL teams for the
47:41
OTAs, I believe. But
47:43
that'll be fun. That's kind of like what's next for us in
47:46
a big way. Some UFC. There's some
47:48
talks of some UFC content that we're going to
47:50
be doing. So
47:52
stay tuned for that. Other than
47:54
that, man, I feel like I hit on everything. Do we want to get
47:56
to the twisted question? There
47:59
actually isn't one. I don't know if it's it
48:01
was done. Oh, there's no segment sponsor. There's not
48:03
any segments at all, but Like
48:06
cut this out just got the email Chevy's
48:09
back on board. So we need
48:11
to add a Chevy something
48:13
behind you and then I've got the
48:15
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48:17
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48:20
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48:29
his fellas hell
48:31
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48:34
I hope our teams are fucking in the mix. They
48:37
will be You got
48:39
got Tennessee Tennessee you guys
48:42
are you guys in line for a big year
48:44
next year? Well, oh Yeah,
48:46
yeah, I really hope so I mean it's kind
48:48
of we're at this point where the expectations like
48:50
very high and it's yeah I don't make the
48:53
playoffs which was being of the 12
48:55
team playoff this year I have high hopes but if
48:57
it doesn't then it's just utter
48:59
chaos But speaking
49:01
of Tennessee with Titans from Vegas Will
49:04
Levis he had an absolute week
49:07
to won the celebrity poker tournament beat the shit
49:09
out of Trevor Lawrence in ping-pong he
49:11
won the Was a
49:14
celebrity golf tournament. He was crushed. Oh
49:16
no shit. Yeah, he killed it. She's
49:18
all right Just an athlete man, yeah, Titan
49:20
Super Bowl loading. I know
49:23
it's tough seeing the Texas types
49:25
division So
49:29
Just to be clear. There is no Twisted
49:32
question this week Mitch is saved. I guess he just
49:34
doesn't want to have any kind of hypothetical. He just
49:36
wants to take a break No,
49:39
let's not put you all just on the hot seat to find
49:41
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50:58
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51:01
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51:03
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51:05
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51:07
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51:12
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I'm all right now. Great
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we row nine minutes in nine
54:07
minutes Nine minutes you guys walked
54:09
in nine minutes There's a phrase in football position meeting
54:11
me to be early to be earliest to be on
54:13
time Yeah to be on time is to be late
54:16
and to be ladies to be forgotten It's
54:19
a fucking military expression You
54:21
had a bullshit coach who co-opted the
54:23
military Your
54:26
coach who's a fucking pussy who never
54:28
served Yeah co-opted that shit That's the
54:30
Marine Corps dude I heard coach on
54:32
time on time as late and late
54:34
as unacceptable. So this guy whatever fucking
54:36
fact Oh, I'm sorry. Well, what place are the Marines?
54:38
Are you in? My dad was a Marine and that's
54:41
why I thought He just got a beer He killed
54:43
a lot of Vietnamese people Dude, I heard the coach
54:45
right now and said I had a dream Call that
54:47
coach right now and say fuck off, Salty Nah, I
54:49
lost his number man After that I deleted it just
54:51
now my table Every coach said everybody's
54:53
in the back Let's take a minute Let's
54:55
take a minute How fun was
54:57
yesterday? Dude So fun And
55:00
thanks to you boys For real Seriously
55:02
I owe you guys I
55:04
texted you both I texted the group You
55:07
guys made the night for us It was all blackjack
55:09
thing And when you guys showed up you changed the
55:11
energy And you created the room You did And
55:13
you did it And thank you Can I
55:16
tell you something? Give yourself more credit You guys put all You
55:18
guys put all the ingredients in the bowl We just turned the
55:21
oven on Dude That's all we need
55:23
You guys It was a fucking
55:25
blast It really was It really was And
55:27
the way it was framed as a blackjack tournament I was very nervous There
55:29
was a guy from Red Rocks He called me and he was like
55:31
hey The whole idea is to get people out So you're
55:34
splitting pens You're doing whatever Because you're trying to fuck up
55:36
their carts And so I was going to the game
55:38
I'll go to war Oh you were getting in to fuck me up
55:41
Yeah I was looking at the phone before we went there And he was like
55:43
this is what you got to do At a blackjack tournament if you want to
55:45
win And then I get there And you're like oh we're just hanging out playing
55:47
I'm like this is the best This is
55:49
awesome No it was amazing And the energy
55:51
was incredible dude Can you elaborate on the
55:53
energy and how much fun How our table
55:55
works By the way So we're
55:57
waiting for this Like you said
56:00
starts at four and we're sitting in like a
56:02
holding tank where we're like it's just like 233
56:04
and then birds like can we fucking go now and
56:07
hold on hold on hold on hold on let's
56:09
start with Tommy just real quick casually pulls out a
56:11
$50,000 marker and
56:14
then I have to scramble to get a $50,000
56:16
market it turned into a horrible
56:18
fight with my wife and then Tommy starts
56:20
gambling by himself before
56:24
you shut that down they're like we're not open I
56:26
was like we are now let's just fucking start swinging
56:28
it around it was just sitting there playing playing but
56:31
playing alone and then one by one you guys
56:33
walked up and as each of it was literally
56:35
like somebody had fired up a barbecue and they're
56:37
like I don't know I used to do something
56:40
on the grill and then one friend shows up
56:42
hey crack a beer and it was like as
56:44
your friends showed up the energy just kept building
56:46
and then our table was us
56:49
then considering considering
56:51
I'm the one that sat it
56:53
because because I'll tell you he
56:55
takes the credit Jason yes I
56:57
take the credit for greeting
56:59
people as they walked in and making sure that
57:01
Tommy had a good group hang on you know
57:04
Will's weakness you know Taylor's weakness right yeah I
57:06
love each other I know Tommy's weakness Tommy will
57:08
sit in a shell if you allow him to
57:10
he'll sit in the corner by himself I
57:13
did not want that I can do that and I said
57:15
when you guys rolled in I go go sit next to
57:17
Tommy and he kept going sit down I was like
57:19
no I knew Kelsey was showing up and I was
57:21
like I want that table to be all
57:23
the boys right I'm out if I'm walking in I
57:26
saw Tom and I'm like I want to sit by Tom
57:28
no no I started sitting people at the table
57:38
and I saw the energy popping and popping and
57:40
I kept that one seat open so I knew
57:42
Kelsey was coming and fucking Kelsey delivers and like
57:45
here's the like
57:48
three times somebody would talk to Kelsey
57:50
and he'd look over here and he'd
57:52
either hit blackjack or just win his
57:54
and then he'd look back like oh
57:56
six thousand dollars imagine if we all
57:58
sat down like hey We're gonna get
58:00
at this and have fun and then we just got ran through
58:02
the whole time But a blackjack for the dealer or 20 for
58:05
the dealer. We just got killed That
58:07
was the beauty of it now. I'll say
58:09
from my table So I sat with Anthony
58:11
Pettis and Bo who played I think for
58:13
the Eagles Phenomenal hair and mustache
58:16
on him. Yes, truly like kind of jealous.
58:18
We sat at a side table and have
58:20
fun I knew Baker Mayfield was showing up
58:22
And so I was like I was watching
58:24
your table the way a proud parent watches
58:26
this kid ride a bike and going like
58:28
fuck Yeah, to have Tommy have fun
58:30
like that. He's standing And
58:35
you guys are all fucked and I'm like a little
58:37
jealous I go that's not then Baker shows up at
58:39
our table Baker's wife Do
58:42
you guys all marry savages? Like
58:44
all you Guys
58:46
marry Podcasts
58:57
it was a lot of fun. Hold on how If
59:00
we had lost maybe Hypothetically speaking 250
59:03
thousand dollars of the better black back check table. Yeah,
59:05
how would our wives have dealt with it? First of
59:07
all mine would never know that I'd
59:15
be like it's a bag. Don't you like College
59:31
fun, it's a crazy investment So now
59:33
by the way, this guy is a
59:35
fucking animal like you went you went
59:38
on a fool It
59:40
was you need somebody to like keep it
59:42
on the throttle at the table because like
59:44
you know I mean like everyone's having fun you
59:46
win some you lose some that's how you play
59:48
you get good shoes you get bad shoes But
59:51
you need somebody to go I'm gonna press this
59:53
shit and you went up and down I had
59:55
to remind people that you also went down to
59:57
almost not like at one point you were down
1:00:00
to like two. I was like,
1:00:02
I think he's done. You know, I didn't know they
1:00:04
were going to keep playing. Just 6,000 at a time
1:00:06
and we're kind of like, you know, a couple 500
1:00:08
chips. I had heart
1:00:10
palpitations when I did 1,500. He's like, I'm
1:00:12
a double six. And I was like, oh
1:00:17
my fucking god. He'd say, hey, heart press, heart
1:00:19
press, heart press. And also the best part is
1:00:22
that he's been playing for not yet a year.
1:00:24
So I did. He just went all
1:00:26
in, but it was, it keeps,
1:00:28
it keeps the juices fucking flowing at
1:00:30
the table. There's like a beautiful yin and yang
1:00:32
to that because if you do have, if you
1:00:34
are the person that presses, it's
1:00:37
great if you're winning. Then there's also something for
1:00:39
everybody to decide about and then build their confidence.
1:00:41
I'll put in more chips, but the
1:00:43
flip side. If I were to have done
1:00:45
that last day, at one
1:00:47
point I was up, I paid
1:00:49
you back and I was up like $20,000. Yeah.
1:00:52
By the way, there's like a lot of loans at the
1:00:54
table. It's when you walk away from the table.
1:00:58
That's on Dana too. Like the establishment that Dana's kind
1:01:00
of put together at Red Rocks, you walk in and
1:01:02
you don't feel solo. You feel like, Hey, if something
1:01:04
goes wrong for me, there's going to be four or
1:01:06
five guys that try to chip in to help me
1:01:09
get back. And that is where the kind of throwing
1:01:11
that chip here, helping a guy. That's, that's kind of
1:01:13
my origin story of being, cause if I won $20,000,
1:01:16
you're like, give me a thousand, like get a
1:01:18
job. I'm not going to give you $20,000, but
1:01:20
if I'm half chips and we're playing, it's very
1:01:22
easy for me to hand you a chair and
1:01:24
feel a little safer about that situation. Yeah. I
1:01:27
never understood being a cuckold before. I like
1:01:29
watching men fuck your wife. Yeah. But
1:01:32
watching you, watching you play
1:01:34
blackjack, I got it. I
1:01:37
watched, I stood behind you. I was like, I let them fuck
1:01:39
my wife. I want to see it. You're so fun. And every
1:01:41
table needs
1:01:44
the guy that's got a couple of phrases going,
1:01:46
mama needs a new pair of shoes. You
1:01:49
know, like someone, someone to say something. And
1:01:51
I was sitting off the back. Leanne was
1:01:53
so fun watching you guys. She's like, I
1:01:56
love Taylor Luan. I love, man, that
1:01:58
is the boys. grew up with that
1:02:00
is the boys those are the fun boys and I
1:02:02
was like we have but when I do it I
1:02:04
pull out a 50,000 marker and we step into two
1:02:06
in the morning fighting like what the fuck Baker's
1:02:12
wife $1,000 I was like
1:02:15
here please gamble it's like we have money and I was like oh I'm
1:02:17
rich hey
1:02:19
but uh our table how bad let's just be honest no no
1:02:21
shots of the boy but how bad
1:02:32
defect Burt wanted to tell John to be a hailess
1:02:36
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:02:40
ha you're burnt you're burnt with
1:02:42
Jason's rollin up like can
1:02:46
we get two chairs of beer and
1:02:48
I'm just like yeah yeah and he'd
1:02:50
be like we'll fall
1:02:59
over here too guys so
1:03:01
much louder and get it
1:03:03
going and Jason was like
1:03:05
man I was pretty like
1:03:07
he was an aggressive better
1:03:09
to surrender yeah yeah
1:03:12
right baby I'm out John yeah he
1:03:14
was like that John was doing that
1:03:16
explaining that to
1:03:19
Jay and I thought this that's explain who John
1:03:21
is if you can do you know who he
1:03:24
is I so I looked him up after and
1:03:26
I saw he's like apparently what I saw was
1:03:28
big-time gambler wants to talk about gambling a lot
1:03:30
yeah he's talking about when he did a little
1:03:32
story he was saying that like if he has
1:03:35
you have 15 and the dealers showing like a
1:03:37
face card something like that surrender right which means
1:03:39
like you give away you back like half your
1:03:41
bed or something yeah you get half of it
1:03:43
that he was like he surrendered once and the
1:03:45
whole table's like the fuck are you chill and
1:03:48
then but then Instagram and he was like kind
1:03:50
of like teaching about it to me obviously like
1:03:52
a very experienced better and you know he had
1:03:54
he had good insight he's my algorithm my table
1:03:56
my algorithm was at that table yeah cuz he's
1:03:58
a guy a I hope
1:04:00
he hears this and finds this with love. He
1:04:03
is absolutely hilarious, but sometimes he doesn't know he's hilarious
1:04:05
So like he is a Instagram influencer.
1:04:08
Yeah, who's all about a hundred investing
1:04:10
yourself 200% and He
1:04:13
and he talked to people who have jobs and
1:04:15
tells them that they're sucking the man's dick and
1:04:18
and he's and his big flex
1:04:20
Is this love? I hope he does big
1:04:23
flexes And I love this
1:04:25
so much because it's like he's got a fountain in this
1:04:27
living room And he's like do you fucking
1:04:29
found your living room? And
1:04:32
then when the haters come at him he puts their picture
1:04:34
up he's like yo What's
1:04:36
up, John? I saw a picture your fat fucking
1:04:38
wife He likes bitches
1:04:40
up. I ran into him in Florida My
1:04:43
algorithm just showed up in Florida do the guy
1:04:45
been attacked by an alligator that I listen to
1:04:47
a podcast and him showed up And we hung
1:04:49
out and partied and I was like dude. You
1:04:51
gotta come hang out with boys because he's you
1:04:53
guys he's six seven He's a big motherfucker played
1:04:55
ball. I'm sure he told you that right Football
1:04:58
he was busy trying to stay on 16 which Seeing
1:05:03
all you guys hang out together yeah, I do
1:05:05
love the guy. I love the guy follow him
1:05:07
He makes me giggle sometimes I don't think overnight.
1:05:10
He's a nice guy. Yeah, and he's a fun
1:05:12
guy But that fucking table was god damn hot
1:05:14
also shout out it changes the whole vibe shout
1:05:16
out to the fun fun dealers Yeah,
1:05:19
man. Yeah, like I know they do their job, and
1:05:21
they're doing what they do, but when they have a
1:05:23
good attitude It does make the whole thing yeah Our
1:05:28
table and be a cunt we got
1:05:30
the same fucking Dude
1:05:35
there the art dealer was so great Yeah,
1:05:38
well we have like big bets And
1:05:40
I would get a face card and she would go around
1:05:42
and then put my next card face down just to have
1:05:45
fun Yeah, a little more of an experience to her. I'm
1:05:47
like okay. This is nice. Yeah. This is nice I love
1:05:49
this I like it. Oh, yeah, you guys threw a hell
1:05:51
of a party the table The table
1:05:53
one like the whole table yeah I walked
1:05:55
away winners four guys are sitting there up
1:05:57
and then one guy's just down like he
1:06:00
kills the vibe. Yeah, he's trying to be happy for
1:06:02
everybody. But you know, I am happy for you. How
1:06:04
about Jason Kelsey, man? Let's take a
1:06:06
second. I like this. Yeah,
1:06:08
yeah. You guys have introduced me to a
1:06:10
whole group and like to the boys. It's
1:06:13
a phrase I think that is overstated
1:06:16
but underappreciated. I don't think people
1:06:19
understand how precise this statement is
1:06:21
because guys like George Kendall, Christian
1:06:23
McCaffrey, fucking Jason
1:06:25
Kelsey, the boys, and
1:06:28
they're always for the boys. And I fucking love
1:06:30
that. You know our vodka is for the bears,
1:06:32
porosos. That's the phrase. For the bears. For the
1:06:35
bears. For the bears. And when we came
1:06:39
up with it randomly, so we can't try to come up
1:06:41
with a bunch of names, Tom's Peruvian. He speaks fluent Spanish.
1:06:44
Even though he looks like one of the Nazis that
1:06:46
escaped down there. But
1:06:49
like, and I heard it and I went,
1:06:51
you know, and you guys, our friendship is
1:06:53
super important to me because beer Olympics, it
1:06:57
was my fight club. It was my moment where
1:06:59
I was like, oh, the first of all, there's
1:07:01
men better than me, like bigger than me, stronger
1:07:03
than me, smarter than me. First realization. These guys
1:07:05
are fucking me up. He was like, you dodged
1:07:11
a bullet.
1:07:14
Later, right? Like a few days later, how
1:07:16
was it awful? He was terrible. It was
1:07:18
horrible. You definitely did the right thing. Yeah.
1:07:20
But you're going this year. He was like,
1:07:22
these guys were choking me out and holding
1:07:24
me underwater. He said someone
1:07:26
tried to drown him. It was like, my bad.
1:07:29
I got a little carried away. But the football
1:07:31
players, man, not every football players like
1:07:38
this, but there is a group of guys, man,
1:07:40
that are just for it. Love hanging out. Not
1:07:43
when you go out and you're in college, going to the
1:07:45
bars, you're not so focused on chasing girls or anything like
1:07:47
that. It's like the boys are hanging out. We're getting a
1:07:49
picture of B walls and we're getting blackout drunk together. We
1:07:51
might get a little rough. Might get a little rough. Yeah.
1:07:53
And you just kind of get after it. And that is
1:07:55
you. That is a staple of beer Olympics. It is just
1:07:57
truly what is it? When is it? The Wednesday day? It'll
1:08:00
be June 22 to 25th on a
1:08:02
Tuesday. You will be there. Okay, you're
1:08:04
going bro. Yeah, okay Tommy Yeah, it's
1:08:07
so much fun. Okay, and you know
1:08:09
you're going now. Yeah, Jason over
1:08:11
there. We got a concept
1:08:13
from the Logan brothers I
1:08:16
heard that didn't go well. Yeah, you put me in a group
1:08:18
chat with Jake in to your credit
1:08:21
Amazing job. It wasn't just hey connecting you to Descriptions
1:08:24
homies great friends the whole
1:08:27
thing serving him up on a
1:08:29
platter for me I try to come back. Hey nine years
1:08:31
in the NFL three provos big flex just trying to impress
1:08:33
you right now Would you love to come
1:08:35
to be Olympics and that group chat to this moment? I still not
1:08:37
been talked in He has not said
1:08:39
anything back nothing on the side off nothing It
1:08:43
was a tough deal. I bet you'd go judge it.
1:08:45
I go it go different in person You think that's
1:08:47
I'm kind of fucker saw you in person be like
1:08:49
a bitch you see that fucking Texas
1:08:51
hang in there You think they go a little different? Like
1:08:54
you got that attitude where you would swing on anybody
1:08:57
no you know I think you might forget what you
1:08:59
look like in person I think it would go you
1:09:01
forget Fucked
1:09:04
up you forget what it's like to touch you
1:09:08
Take a dog dude if a big dog. She's a little dog
1:09:10
it thinks that the same Grunk
1:09:13
is there's divisions in boxing for a
1:09:15
reason He
1:09:22
can fucking throw can fight You
1:09:24
knew can't throw a punch me. Oh yeah
1:09:27
He tried throwing one at your the
1:09:29
movie premiere remember that who at he
1:09:31
had the oh yes Taylor
1:09:34
took a swing at him like basically missed like
1:09:36
barely nicked it Guys
1:09:41
are you doing are you gonna have a cocktail right now can
1:09:43
we get can we get should we get some? Yeah,
1:09:45
we absolutely we got a dream for
1:09:47
you Yeah, that's we for you. We
1:09:49
do you want to just give it to us you want to get
1:09:52
a quick guess we got to two ways Should
1:09:54
you guys set it up in there? We got to just
1:09:56
you got to sip it room temp just the way it
1:09:58
is well You try a shit I want you to
1:10:01
actually like the vodka. That's how you get
1:10:03
the flavor. That's how your pallet's got to
1:10:05
be completely Unobstructed not chilled. It's
1:10:07
just like this is what it tastes like
1:10:10
room temperature Then we have
1:10:12
a treat for you. Then we have a treat. Okay. What's
1:10:14
the treat? Is there some explanation into the tree? Oh, yeah,
1:10:16
we'll give you a little We
1:10:22
need a shot I think room temp first
1:10:24
I really do this is how you actually
1:10:26
just pass the bottle around What's what it
1:10:28
tastes like who was the? Who
1:10:31
is the premier the prime like taste tester
1:10:33
to figure this out? We actually each got
1:10:35
samples like 12 samples individually
1:10:38
separate and we were we sent
1:10:40
in our answers Separately not to
1:10:42
each other. Okay, and then we responded with the
1:10:44
same two samples that we liked the most And
1:10:47
I wasn't in how'd you decide it? Tension
1:10:50
is I wasn't drinking at the top
1:10:52
nice. I was sober. Yeah, it was
1:10:54
Wednesday You
1:10:58
were just a poor boy So
1:11:02
when I was sober I just had to pour it in my mouth I
1:11:05
don't know if you guys know I lost 45 pounds, but I like Was
1:11:09
then picture really been in the headline. It's what both of
1:11:11
us are on it anyway the us
1:11:13
and Amy Schumer the But
1:11:19
So well I had to taste it and just pour it
1:11:21
in my mouth and let it sit on my tongue And
1:11:23
then I did my taste testing that way and was really
1:11:25
interesting because I was like Some
1:11:27
of them were like this is like pepper I don't
1:11:30
like this shit, and then some of them were round
1:11:32
like I I won't tell you what
1:11:34
you're tasting But I tell you this everyone knows you
1:11:36
put 10,000 work hours into anything you're
1:11:38
good at it I think it's safe to say I put
1:11:40
10,000 work hours in vodka Most
1:11:44
of the time if you buy sorry I should
1:11:46
talk into this yeah most the time the drill
1:11:48
you get a vodka You're like you have to
1:11:51
fucking freeze this to make it even Tolerable
1:11:53
to taste so we'll taste it
1:11:55
first then we'll do something,
1:11:57
but just something is your honest reaction Whatever
1:12:00
you think of it. Yeah, please we just have a
1:12:02
more joy the celebrity chef cheers boys.
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You're having a sorry about the nine
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minutes Boys
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the time is finally here. I've gone all
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over the place trying to figure out What
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is the next nicotine for me? What am I gonna
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do as I pack up for Las Vegas, Nevada? Head
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back to Nashville, Tennessee to BC my beautiful family
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get back with the boys I
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think it's only fair. I made this announcement Now
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I've tried them all I tried
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You put it in there the flavor last
1:12:43
for damn near an hour Which is way
1:12:45
different from other nicotine things. I've used before
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Now these things called breakers you put them in there
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you break them with your teeth you put that it's
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just a it's a flood Of flavor baby. It is
1:12:54
a flood of flavor flavor in that lip that lasts
1:12:56
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like this I like it too it's
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thoughtful shall
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I? before
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beauty all right go ahead
1:14:16
all right I'll be honest yeah I hate
1:14:19
vodka cool it start
1:14:21
by the way you guys growing up on pop off and
1:14:24
then and shit
1:14:30
like that tasting your guys's vodka they came
1:14:32
into my mouth and I was very nervous like I saw you
1:14:34
guys I didn't know if we were drinking the whole thing I
1:14:36
really don't want to I just wanted to take a little sip
1:14:38
and taste it I flush it
1:14:40
around in my mouth not a lot of disruption
1:14:42
in there not a lot of disruption and then
1:14:44
I'm also scared to swallow it because
1:14:47
again the taste of vodka very harsh
1:14:50
that is some of the smoothest vodka that's what I
1:14:52
want to hear I have ever tasted
1:14:54
and that is no bullshit everybody watching
1:14:56
and overall I would say that is
1:14:58
a 4.5 I
1:15:01
like that thank you very much
1:15:03
I'll go I also share the same
1:15:05
thing about vodka it's not my favorite liquor drink it's
1:15:07
usually one of those things you shoot it and immediately
1:15:09
chase right after just because you're trying to get from
1:15:11
point A to point B as fast as possible as
1:15:14
I put this vodka in my mouth I very rarely like
1:15:17
I just said you just shoot it you don't let it
1:15:19
sit there as it coated the inside
1:15:21
of my mouth I got I was getting nervous
1:15:23
like how harsh is this gonna be I could
1:15:26
feel the warmth spreading from my cheeks to my
1:15:28
nose up into my head where I'm feeling like
1:15:30
kind of that's you get when you have a
1:15:32
whiskey on your stomach but in the dome piece
1:15:35
as I took it down another fear overtook of
1:15:37
how harsh am I gonna cough because I want
1:15:39
to love this for you guys yeah as
1:15:41
I took it down I could feel a touch
1:15:45
of sharp to where oh no
1:15:47
it might come the cough might come to
1:15:49
a subtle smooth landing nice on
1:15:52
an airport if you're flying a plane and then
1:15:54
it sat in my stomach right after
1:15:56
a meal and I just feel like my the whole inside
1:15:58
of my stomach now is coated feeling warm
1:16:01
as if the whiskey is. Thank
1:16:30
you gentlemen. Now is the treat.
1:16:32
If you guys don't mind ice
1:16:34
at this point, could we do ice? Okay,
1:16:43
so I'm going to have you guys do it so we're
1:16:45
not doing it on camera. So can
1:16:47
you- We're not doing this on camera? No, no, no,
1:16:49
no, no, no. This is a treat. Yeah. This is
1:16:51
something we just did and it blew us away and
1:16:54
I immediately said, I said, and I'll tell you this
1:16:56
for real. I said, we should take
1:16:58
this to the podcast. And Tom said, not
1:17:00
KFC radio busting with the boys. That's
1:17:03
what we need to say. He goes, I don't
1:17:05
like those guys. I have a hard time
1:17:07
talking to them. They're very boring in my
1:17:09
opinion. And so he said, this is a
1:17:11
treat for you guys. So there's
1:17:13
a thing called a buzz button. Do you know what that is?
1:17:15
No. Okay, I had it
1:17:18
one time in Australia and it's a thing that
1:17:20
changes the palate of your tongue. You
1:17:23
eat it, your tongue goes crazy wild
1:17:25
numb and whatever you
1:17:27
taste- Very temporarily. Very temporarily and
1:17:29
whatever you taste is fucking phenomenal.
1:17:31
Changes the- So this is
1:17:33
porosos and the mixer and we've got buzz
1:17:35
buttons for you guys. We'll each eat a buzz button.
1:17:37
Now I would say that when I ate one, I
1:17:41
drooled aggressively. It's
1:17:43
pretty wild and it's pretty intense. It's a
1:17:45
little bit like a popper or like fucking-
1:17:48
A guy. You were a fucking guy?
1:17:50
I was a fucking guy. He's
1:17:53
explaining it like an orgasm in your
1:17:55
mouth. Yeah, I took my fan out.
1:18:00
I endorse somebody can I well hold on can
1:18:02
I say this how about the four of us
1:18:04
going to business with a nicotine company? Because
1:18:06
that is if you're talking about
1:18:08
what kids are doing Fucking
1:18:10
they're all over the place where the money's
1:18:13
to be made parents. You don't get behind
1:18:18
Human said it's healthy I
1:18:22
Think he might go excuse me No,
1:18:25
no, no, no, it's really sad video on
1:18:27
your guys's pod. Yeah made me start doing
1:18:29
it really That's why I texted you I
1:18:31
said hey What's a
1:18:33
healthy style like how much cuz you know you put
1:18:35
some of these in your mouth? You know what you
1:18:37
like if you have like a morning
1:18:39
like a busy morning and you throw one in
1:18:42
you get dialed in Oh, yeah right away.
1:18:44
It's a good pre-workout. You're taking like right
1:18:46
before you I
1:18:50
Actually switch them out. Here's what you miss when
1:18:52
you're doing it daily It's like, you know, if
1:18:54
I do it once a week at
1:18:56
that first time I'm doing it you actually you feel
1:18:58
what you want to feel That's why I thought you
1:19:01
got a little birdie Now
1:19:04
I've been in Vegas It's like
1:19:06
it just goes and you're not you're not getting a
1:19:08
little that little jump in my opinion Yeah, you know
1:19:10
I meant for you guys to do that Hey,
1:19:15
there's three thing though I I have the same feeling
1:19:17
about that. I'm not a huge six guy I'll do
1:19:19
two threes at a time. I do three's are better
1:19:21
than the six So every in the threes are much
1:19:23
better than the six really? Yeah, interesting transitions and like
1:19:25
weapon to six in it almost becomes
1:19:27
Intense, even though I'm doing six milligrams with two
1:19:30
threes. Yeah, it's a very weird Maybe
1:19:32
I'm a weird guy, but that is no, you know weird.
1:19:34
Yeah, so I want to ask you guys a question while
1:19:37
they're making these drinks Well, I did players night you guys
1:19:39
were at players night I scared the shit out of me
1:19:41
I had I actually I'm being so honest and I know
1:19:43
that I'm not supposed to do this on There
1:19:46
was an ego thing that happened with me being
1:19:48
in the reporters line like where I was like
1:19:50
Yeah, I'm first of all fucking famous Like
1:19:52
get get me to fuck like what am I
1:19:55
doing raising my hand like dude? I mean being
1:19:57
real like that, but then I thought of you
1:19:59
too And I was like, you guys are, you
1:20:02
actually belong over there. Like you guys are players, but you guys
1:20:04
were cool as fuck about it. And they changed the way I
1:20:06
was like, I was like, I can be cool. I can have
1:20:08
fun with it. But it did fuck with my ego a little
1:20:10
bit to be in the reporters line. How is that for you
1:20:13
guys? Is there an ego thing that
1:20:15
happens where you're like, I know George Kittle
1:20:17
very fucking well. If I don't get dapped up, we're gonna
1:20:19
have an issue. Like- For me,
1:20:21
my mind is that we actually got dapped up by George, which
1:20:23
is nice. Sort of. Yeah, so.
1:20:25
Not a competition, I'm just saying. It happened.
1:20:27
I didn't see you on camera. I saw mine. I
1:20:29
have a camera. I have a camera. And I'll show
1:20:32
it to you. Fair enough, fair enough. He actually walked
1:20:34
to the stand, saw me, walked off the
1:20:36
stand, dapped me up, went back and said, this is
1:20:38
gonna be fun. I
1:20:41
mean, if we're gonna do competition mode, we got his attention as he
1:20:43
was already in the stand. And then he
1:20:45
saw us, we screamed for him. Some lady- We have
1:20:47
not just yelled. George, George, George! And some lady goes,
1:20:49
we're not gonna do that. And George goes, they can
1:20:51
do that. And we asked a question. Wow. He
1:20:54
has a question. David Dappel. I really still love you
1:20:56
guys. He's not a big deal. I
1:20:58
had more fun going, Travis, Travis, Travis, Travis. I had
1:21:01
more fun doing that than asking the question. That's you.
1:21:03
I had a hard time with that. Well, the ego thing.
1:21:05
Go ahead. Yeah, you putting your hand up in the
1:21:08
bag. And I'm like, hey, hey, stay
1:21:10
in it, journalism, journalism, journalism. Yeah, I had a, I- For
1:21:13
me, whenever I start
1:21:15
to think about that little ego,
1:21:17
like cool factor part, I
1:21:20
try to immediately tell myself, yo,
1:21:22
just fucking embrace this. Be a little obnoxious about it.
1:21:25
And just go all in and just- That's a good
1:21:27
idea. And once you, it's like, you know, when you're
1:21:29
playing in a game, once you get that first hit
1:21:31
out of the way, oh, you're good. Once I got
1:21:33
there and I'm like, Travis, Travis, Travis. And then he
1:21:36
looked over and kind of laughed. And then it's like all
1:21:38
broke there. So then I was like, okay, this is the
1:21:40
lane we gotta do. Cause Taylor and I are walking in,
1:21:42
not knowing what to do. Is that a weird pivot? Is
1:21:44
it a weird pivot though? Like to be from like, you
1:21:46
know, you're a player and like you do,
1:21:48
it's like, it's time to go to
1:21:50
a meeting. It's time to go to practice. Like
1:21:52
that's your life. Right. Like just
1:21:55
playing. Yeah. You know,
1:21:57
you're not a, you're not a player. It's like, do you
1:21:59
feel- I almost feel like you need to tell somebody
1:22:01
when they're there. You know what I mean? Like the first thing
1:22:03
I do. The
1:22:06
reporter's like, hey, hey, hey, back up. Yeah,
1:22:08
they don't like. They're all fat dudes who
1:22:10
never played the sport and a couple chicks
1:22:12
and they're fucking assholes. Right. They're
1:22:15
not cool. They don't have fun. They're
1:22:18
like, can you please stop? And I was like, no. See that's... Fuck
1:22:20
you. people
1:22:23
unless I'm in a mood. Yeah. But if someone's
1:22:25
like, hey, can you not? Yeah. I'm sorry
1:22:27
about that. Oh, you know what I did? You know what
1:22:29
I did? This little fucking cunt. The one that talked to
1:22:32
Christian McCaffery. I say it all day long. And
1:22:34
she goes, please stop. And I said, do you have a question? She goes, I
1:22:36
have a great question. And I said, do you want your question answered? She said,
1:22:38
yeah. And I said, let me get you question
1:22:40
asked. She went, what? I went, Christian, she has a question. And he went,
1:22:42
man, what do you want? And then she went, who are you? And
1:22:44
I went, yeah, Superman, bitch. I'm just sitting with Clark Kent. You don't
1:22:46
know that I'm... Let's have
1:22:48
a drink, guys. I get fired. I almost fired a
1:22:51
sound guy today. Yeah, I'm getting hot. I'm getting hot.
1:22:53
I'm having a fucking week. I love this shit. I love
1:22:55
it. The energy is awesome. See,
1:22:58
I had to turn away from him earlier. I lit up someone.
1:23:00
You want to talk about? This is a safe space. Fuck. No.
1:23:04
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
1:23:06
not gonna lie, man. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
1:23:08
not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna
1:23:10
lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
1:23:12
gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
1:23:14
gonna lie. Fuck
1:23:17
about it. No. It was awesome talking about
1:23:19
it. No. It sounded so... Oh,
1:23:21
this is a new bird I'm seeing right now. I
1:23:24
know the backlash that happens on the internet
1:23:26
when they sound like you're disconnected. So, like,
1:23:29
I'm aware of it. Are you in
1:23:31
the chat? Are you in the chat? Are
1:23:42
these mixed? These are mixed. Oh,
1:23:45
all right. So should we take a sip? Should we
1:23:47
take a sip? No, no, no, no. You
1:23:50
guys haven't had that yet, have you? No. When
1:23:53
the internet comes backwards towards you? Oh,
1:23:55
yay. I mean, I'm sure it's happened before. But not in
1:23:58
this realm. There's been some negative comments. I
1:24:00
feel like you've ever had a bad game
1:24:02
and you're just like I'm gonna torture myself on the internet
1:24:04
by searching my name in the search bar and then you're
1:24:06
just like why did I fucking do this? And it's always
1:24:08
the bus ride to the plane and then you sit there
1:24:10
and the entire plane with no wifi to see if there's
1:24:12
any problems with the comments. Do you
1:24:14
get like your pass protection? It sucks. Oh
1:24:17
yeah. And you see that. And it happens
1:24:19
whether you play good or play bad. Like this
1:24:21
guy's dumbing Taylor LaWon. I think to myself bro I played
1:24:23
so good today and you want to say something do something
1:24:25
but instead you let it fester and then it creates security.
1:24:27
Sometimes I'll pop on and say oh I had a good
1:24:29
time. See if the fan switched up on me. No
1:24:31
no no. Oh he fucking sucks. I was like oh
1:24:33
shit. You missed a tackle. Right? You
1:24:36
missed one tackle. You had 11 that game and
1:24:38
they're like fuck are you doing that? Yeah. Yeah.
1:24:42
Oh yeah and you see it. You see it. Better
1:24:44
yet do you guys get players
1:24:47
of other teams telling you how bad your
1:24:49
game was. Because we get that. I get
1:24:52
that. I got that the other day. You're
1:24:54
saying players on other teams playing on top.
1:24:56
They'll trash you on TikTok or on podcasts
1:24:59
and then you get that and then you're like
1:25:01
oh cool. This just
1:25:03
looks like a sunflower bud. We're gonna have fun here.
1:25:05
The comedian world feels so much different. Like
1:25:08
I feel like I
1:25:10
say this with a lot of love for all the comedians but
1:25:12
it seems like a
1:25:15
lot of material like comedians to me it's like
1:25:17
they find a lot of stuff from like their
1:25:19
lowest moments or a lot of insecure places. It
1:25:21
almost seems that way because it's such more of
1:25:23
a one player game on the road doing your
1:25:25
stand up and everything else whereas football and team
1:25:27
sports you want the boys to succeed. And
1:25:29
you know if you're watching somebody else as a linebacker you might
1:25:32
have a comment to yourself like oh I could have played that
1:25:34
better or what not. But you understand what
1:25:36
everybody's going through so you're kind of like. That's funny
1:25:38
I wish we had the same camaraderie. Yeah yeah football
1:25:40
players do a really good job of talking shit behind
1:25:42
your back. Oh no no no. Correct.
1:25:45
They do it. They do it on
1:25:47
podcasts. I don't get about football this does
1:25:49
nothing for a stand up but with football
1:25:51
is like a really good player can
1:25:53
have low stats because of how good
1:25:55
they are. And like a
1:25:57
lot of fans don't register that that like. This
1:26:00
guy might have three tackles because that offense
1:26:02
is like we're not gonna even run to
1:26:04
that side of the fucking field Right. This
1:26:06
guy is so lights out. We're throwing that
1:26:08
side. We're not gonna punt to this guy
1:26:10
Yeah all we're gonna kick it and their
1:26:12
stats suck And again, that's cuz that guy's
1:26:14
so dangerous that the whole scheme is to
1:26:17
fucking avoid him, right? That shit is amazing
1:26:19
Yeah, Luke he was that way though. If
1:26:21
you block this guy, we will
1:26:23
gain yards if you don't we will
1:26:25
lose the game We'll make you pay. Yeah, we
1:26:27
will make you pay. Unfortunately middle linebacker. There's no
1:26:29
right away from him Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:26:31
literally everywhere. Are we What
1:26:33
are you guys explaining how comedians come
1:26:35
at you guys? Yeah, they do
1:26:38
it on podcasts. I told Tommy I was on the phone with the
1:26:40
dude. I was on the phone with a
1:26:42
dude yesterday morning for 15 minutes I thought I was gonna
1:26:44
read the voice. Who said something sideways on on
1:26:48
TikTok and I Tucked
1:26:50
I got it was I thought it was about me. He
1:26:52
said it wasn't everybody's like a
1:26:54
friend of mine and I've had on my podcast we're
1:26:56
all friends with them and Everyone
1:26:58
goes that's got to be about Burt and then they send it
1:27:01
to you and then you get it and then you got it
1:27:03
Feel like shit on the treadmill and I don't even want to
1:27:05
work out now I'm sure no fuck and then you're like and
1:27:07
then 45 and then yeah, and And
1:27:10
that happens is like we talk shit in something.
1:27:12
We don't do it anymore We did it back
1:27:15
in the day, but we but like that happens
1:27:17
where comics will talk shit about you Cuz once
1:27:19
you get to a level of success, you're
1:27:22
just a target for everyone. Actually makes
1:27:24
sense Makes sense, but
1:27:26
the person I think about is Cat
1:27:29
Williams Joe got six comedians that never
1:27:31
been funny. He want to push out
1:27:33
when you guys talk about podcast comedians
1:27:36
Rogan. Yeah, and all the things he
1:27:38
was saying. I believe you guys talked about a little bit on your
1:27:40
paw, too Yeah, did you guys feel that
1:27:42
was directly put at you guys at all? What thing
1:27:44
honestly? Cat Williams was saying
1:27:46
something like Rogan won't
1:27:48
have me on because he's got his comedians.
1:27:50
He has said Okay, he
1:27:52
just has the six six funny on
1:27:54
motherfuckers on every money unfunny. Yeah, and
1:27:57
I was like, okay me Tom
1:28:00
Sorry twice. Shane, Shane Gillis and
1:28:02
Mark, you know that no way
1:28:04
Kat gets Shane like
1:28:06
he just doesn't like He
1:28:09
doesn't get Mark Norman either I don't think he gets Rogan
1:28:12
to be honest with you So like but he definitely doesn't
1:28:14
get me like there's no way Kat Williams sees me take
1:28:16
my shirt off on stage He goes Whatever
1:28:20
he does, you know, you're the exact type
1:28:22
of guy where he's like tonight we're getting fucked up
1:28:25
By the way, if Kat and I hung out we
1:28:27
would get down hard as fuck Like
1:28:29
I'm friends with all his friends like we're I'm friends with all his
1:28:31
friends. We get I understand to do
1:28:33
like Kat Williams I've wanted to pack a gun on
1:28:36
my suitcase and get on an airplane before like I
1:28:38
get it. I fucking get it I'm
1:28:40
that guy. I wanted to fight a seventh
1:28:42
grader before like fuck. Yeah, and
1:28:45
I probably lose also So
1:28:47
like I get Kat Williams, but like when you said
1:28:49
stuff like that, like definitely I saw so those like
1:28:51
it didn't register to me No,
1:28:55
it really did. But Tom registered
1:28:57
to me. Tom get inside But maybe but like
1:28:59
he had to bring it up and I was
1:29:01
like, oh, yeah I go, I thought I thought
1:29:03
it'd been great if he fucking said our names
1:29:05
That would have been amazing. That would have been
1:29:07
amazing. He's like is that Tom motherfucker? Like if
1:29:09
he was just like, oh, that's good, can't he
1:29:11
read? Yeah, like that would have been fucking amazing.
1:29:13
But I mean, yeah, I don't know like most
1:29:15
comp- here's the thing comics are Normally,
1:29:19
they're two-faced and they're they're they're not
1:29:21
gonna they're not gonna say shit to
1:29:23
you 99%
1:29:25
of the time so there's all this shit talking.
1:29:27
It's like high school Oh, you know, I mean
1:29:29
and like if you do have success
1:29:32
in something it always Someone's always
1:29:34
I mean, you know, it's all based it's
1:29:36
rooted in insecurities and talking shit. We're shit talkers,
1:29:38
right? so like you're trying to play the cool
1:29:40
guy card you're like chirping and hating and like
1:29:42
all the Some
1:29:45
people talk shit and they go I'm not really talking
1:29:47
shit, right? You can't really like if you really sink
1:29:49
into that and go I'm gonna let this like you
1:29:51
can't let it bother you You have to go like
1:29:54
there's an even exchange here. I'm fortunate enough
1:29:56
to have all these things going on and
1:29:58
like I know I'm lucky to have
1:30:00
it. I know I'm lucky as shit
1:30:02
that you know to have podcasts, the
1:30:04
touring, the tell like all those things
1:30:06
are happening and if somebody wants
1:30:08
to go like fuck you or like you don't
1:30:11
deserve it you have to go like okay yeah
1:30:13
I mean sure man like I get it. I
1:30:15
get it. You're at that phase right now
1:30:18
but also that person who's that upset about
1:30:20
it is usually you know
1:30:22
it's just they're in a certain realm
1:30:24
and like ten years from now they're
1:30:26
gonna be the one that has like
1:30:28
all that shit going on someone
1:30:31
else is gonna be you know I mean
1:30:33
it's cyclical and it just right it takes
1:30:35
its natural path you cannot get upset about
1:30:37
people barking at
1:30:39
you for great like for things that you
1:30:41
know you're lucky to have you
1:30:43
just have to go like yeah I understand you're
1:30:45
upset about or like you're bitter
1:30:47
or you're insecure about it I get it I
1:30:50
totally get it this looks
1:30:52
this probably looks like unwarranted
1:30:54
like you don't you know I mean
1:30:56
like it's cuz there is kind of
1:30:58
like it's really feast or famine in
1:31:00
entertainment like you really are struggling to
1:31:02
make rent and then it's just dump
1:31:06
trucks backed up where you're like brings truck there's
1:31:08
no yeah it's like it's not there's not like
1:31:10
a lot it's not like a there's not a
1:31:12
real balance to it so it makes sense that's
1:31:15
what I'm saying it's like really bothered by it
1:31:17
you can't you can't get like you can't take
1:31:19
it in an entertainment especially with the internet social
1:31:21
media and everything else like falling
1:31:24
victim to it and having to check yourself
1:31:26
and everything and everything like that like it's
1:31:28
such a status signal game to where if
1:31:30
you're entering that realm there is like the
1:31:32
the punching up trying to pull down like
1:31:34
dude all you fall really when that shit like
1:31:36
really Rams oh all you you really just need to be
1:31:38
like I just got a
1:31:41
focus on what I'm doing and like there's
1:31:43
people it's almost like with teams avoiding noise
1:31:45
like don't pay attention to the material you
1:31:47
gotta remember also Tom and I were the
1:31:50
first generation of comics that were like I
1:31:52
mean this I mean this from
1:31:54
2,000 feet up but like we
1:31:57
are really fucking lucky I mean we met
1:32:00
Joe Rogan when he was starting his podcast.
1:32:02
And we've got to remember Joe Rogan was
1:32:04
doing theaters, theaters
1:32:07
like 12 years ago, 10 years
1:32:10
ago. And then all of a sudden Tommy within
1:32:12
a year started doing theaters. So all of a
1:32:14
sudden Tommy like leveled up. When I met him
1:32:16
and I was, we were doing
1:32:19
clubs. It was all club comics. And then Tommy all
1:32:21
of a sudden did theaters. Then Tommy,
1:32:23
I would say in my opinion is the first
1:32:25
dude to kind of break through the ice. And
1:32:27
then all of a sudden
1:32:29
it went theaters to arenas, to
1:32:31
private jets, and there's no
1:32:34
insight on that. You're in a fucking
1:32:36
arena. You got 19,000 people. Of
1:32:38
course you're taking a picture with all the
1:32:40
people behind you. You're posting them and now
1:32:43
half the people are going that's fucking badass. I want
1:32:45
to get there. The other half are like, fuck that
1:32:47
guy. You're walking off a private jet and you're like,
1:32:49
dude, how's he doing that? This is gangster. This is
1:32:51
gangster. And Tommy's like, yo, we just
1:32:53
flew into and you do that. You want to do
1:32:55
that. But remember we were the first generation comics doing
1:32:58
that. So we're sharing it. So we welcomed in a
1:33:00
lot of hate of like people going,
1:33:02
you've changed your comic.
1:33:04
I remember a fucking
1:33:08
full blown cunt was
1:33:10
lying about flying private.
1:33:14
And me and Tom were like, no, we're going to post
1:33:16
it. That's how cool it is. And that person, I'm not
1:33:18
going to say his fucking name. You know who I'm talking
1:33:20
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There were comics. There were comics who were like,
1:34:18
hey man, you can't post you flying on a
1:34:20
private jet. Boom. Let
1:34:23
me help him. Thank you. I
1:34:26
think the thing is that Burt
1:34:29
came from the genuine
1:34:32
excitement that is
1:34:34
actually normal to have when
1:34:37
you win the lottery. When
1:34:39
you win the lottery, you go, what
1:34:41
the fuck? This is crazy, right? He
1:34:45
has genuine childlike enthusiasm for
1:34:47
all kinds of things like
1:34:50
for dinner, for drinks, for
1:34:52
going somewhere. When
1:34:54
his success happened,
1:34:56
he was authentically himself.
1:34:59
His authentic self that you guys already know
1:35:02
is a happy, oh my God,
1:35:04
isn't this cool? Some people
1:35:07
see somebody going, I'm so excited
1:35:09
by this thing that's so crazy that's happening.
1:35:11
Then they go, fuck, what the fuck? You're not supposed to
1:35:13
do that or I wouldn't do it that way. He's like,
1:35:16
yeah, but he's not you. He's him. He's
1:35:18
a guy who's excited to be here. He's
1:35:21
a guy who's like, this is a crazy experience. I
1:35:23
can't believe I'm here. Here's a photo. He's
1:35:25
being himself. Not everyone's going to
1:35:27
do it the same way. I don't even have the
1:35:29
same because I'm dead inside. I'm
1:35:33
saying when he does all this stuff that it
1:35:35
bothers somebody that he's excited, let it bother you.
1:35:37
That's my feeling on it. If you're bothered by
1:35:39
it, then let it bother you. I don't give
1:35:41
a fuck if it bothers you. That's who he
1:35:43
is. I might do
1:35:46
it a different way, but it's like
1:35:48
let people authentically be themselves or don't.
1:35:51
I'm upset and spend your time
1:35:53
going to people's profiles and being
1:35:55
like, I'm so angry about your
1:35:57
enthusiasm about how well things are
1:35:59
going. going okay then do that but
1:36:01
he's gonna be authentically himself and that's
1:36:03
what he did whenever all these like
1:36:05
tears of like you know moving
1:36:08
up happened to him and that bothers some people
1:36:10
I mean let it bother him. It's so nice
1:36:12
to see you go to war for your boy
1:36:14
just now. Well, it's like 20 years down the
1:36:16
road. When I get cancelled
1:36:19
I remember one time we were I
1:36:21
don't know if you remember this Tommy but we were talking and
1:36:23
then we were... That
1:36:31
was a bad one I remember. When I
1:36:33
get cancelled. Yeah. I remember Tommy I was
1:36:35
saying something and he goes, he goes, let
1:36:37
them go after my buddy. I'll
1:36:39
go down with the fucking ship. And
1:36:41
I was like, that's who you want in
1:36:43
your corner. That's who you want. It's a
1:36:45
ride or fucking die for real. Burn the
1:36:47
bridges, burn the boats, it's us on this
1:36:50
island and we're taking over Peru. But you're
1:36:52
supposed to like... Dude, it's like that question
1:36:54
too like what would your 10 year old
1:36:56
self think about all this like when we
1:36:58
get to do all the things. I remember
1:37:00
one of those moments like Taylor
1:37:02
it was my first Pro Bowl on
1:37:05
Taylor's ticket and we're at
1:37:07
like Disney World and Universal and not going
1:37:09
to those things going up and you see all these
1:37:11
superheroes you're like man I'm gonna take it like a
1:37:14
funny fun picture and you're just thinking like yo it
1:37:16
is insane that I'm like out here or every level
1:37:18
that you experience like yo this
1:37:20
is the things you fantasize and dream about
1:37:22
as a kid and we're getting
1:37:24
to experience them and you want that
1:37:26
you want yourself to come out about like
1:37:29
yo this is so much fun.
1:37:31
Sick man. Well like that's what I'm
1:37:33
saying like it's you know it's authentic
1:37:35
that's the whole point like I'm probably
1:37:39
less of like hey
1:37:41
because it's not authentic to me
1:37:43
I'm not trying to be cool. You
1:37:46
know I mean like it's him and
1:37:48
his excitement are authentic to him. That
1:37:51
the reason I think that he has a big
1:37:53
following is the authenticity it's being who you are
1:37:55
that's always works in entertainment. The reason your show
1:37:57
is successful is because you're not
1:37:59
trying. Trying to be somebody that you're not you
1:38:01
guys are who you are you have the relationship
1:38:04
the chemistry you have you talk about things from
1:38:06
Like a real like the way you comment on
1:38:08
things is who you are people respond to that
1:38:10
So like you know his authenticity is being an
1:38:12
excited guy. It is being like I'm on a
1:38:14
private jet I'm gonna take a fucking picture That's
1:38:17
who he is and by the way that's how
1:38:19
most people react most people go
1:38:21
like this is fucking crazy Very few
1:38:23
people get on a private jet and
1:38:25
don't take a fucking picture. That's me
1:38:28
Yeah, there are their mind like you want
1:38:30
to yeah Yeah, I got
1:38:32
some people that might be around you like okay, maybe
1:38:35
maybe yeah, I like but I do want to get
1:38:37
excited Yeah, let's probably try to play it cool like
1:38:39
you take the picture at Disneyland was like what are
1:38:41
you doing man? Yeah, Ray Lewis didn't do that. Yeah,
1:38:44
I know I'm not fucking I
1:38:46
could be taking pictures on a private jet one
1:38:48
time and I was like how fucking cool man.
1:38:50
He flew private He's an excitable guy I thought
1:38:52
how cool and I I mean that's just the
1:38:54
inauthentic part of myself is when I got on
1:38:57
a private jet I'm like hey guys no cameras.
1:38:59
What the fuck no camera the fuck it up
1:39:01
unless it's like a mid-size and then I'm like Alright
1:39:13
here's what we're gonna do at the
1:39:16
same time the four of us are gonna pop
1:39:18
this in chew them You'll feel something
1:39:20
swirl it around in your mouth a little bit. Let
1:39:22
it happen. You're gonna close you're gonna be fine This
1:39:25
is not a prison. I'm fucking poisoning. I'm not that
1:39:27
worried. I'm okay, okay And
1:39:29
then as as the palette changes you'll be like
1:39:31
whoa something's happening you give it a beat And
1:39:33
then we'll have a drink do we spit it
1:39:35
out or swallow. No, no Okay,
1:39:40
here's here. Thank you. Thanks again for
1:39:42
coming to blackjack turner Now
1:39:49
yeah Give it a second
1:39:52
No, here we go. It's not starting to get
1:39:54
cold like a cold icy hot Mine
1:39:58
happened What happened
1:40:01
to me too? Do you swallow it? Yeah, swallow it.
1:40:03
You're fine. Do you swallow it? I swallow it. Do you
1:40:05
swallow it? Yeah, yeah. It
1:40:07
takes two to kill you. It definitely should happen by
1:40:09
now. It's already happening to me. I'm starting to drool.
1:40:11
You feel something different, right? Yeah, it feels like an
1:40:13
icy hot. Yeah, it's coming out. And
1:40:16
now it changes your palate completely. And
1:40:18
then this drink tastes so fucking good. I'm
1:40:25
gonna top mine off. It's like
1:40:28
a vacation. It's a vacation. Yeah. It's
1:40:31
like being on a roller coaster or having a hot
1:40:33
sauce where it overwhelms you and you can't
1:40:35
think of other shit. It's like therapy should be. And
1:40:41
it goes away. That's a pee so bad. Yeah,
1:40:45
man. It overwhelms you, right? This
1:40:47
is really good. Yeah. See one back
1:40:49
there? Buzz button. Go back
1:40:51
there. It's one right over there too, okay? Oh, it's tingling
1:40:53
hard. This is my fourth of the day. One
1:40:56
of the tongue punches a glass. Little
1:40:59
bit of tummy. You don't need to sit on the toilet for too
1:41:01
long. Your legs fall asleep? Yeah. My little back tongue feels like that.
1:41:04
Yeah. My leg fell asleep on my flight with my
1:41:06
wife last night. And I collapsed to the ground and
1:41:08
she thought I had a stroke. Oh
1:41:11
my God. Pretty aggressive, right? Yeah, it is. It
1:41:13
goes away, but feel the roof of your mouth. Give it
1:41:15
a second. Let be in it. Feel
1:41:18
it tingling the roof of your mouth. That's
1:41:24
kind of nice. It's kind of crazy, right? It's
1:41:26
like that five gum commercial. Yeah,
1:41:28
in your mouth. You lay on the beads. Yeah,
1:41:30
this is going off. It's a great reference. If
1:41:34
you eat these in. Hey, that's really good. That drink is.
1:41:38
Yeah, does it taste that good without the? You
1:41:40
don't even need to think. You
1:41:42
just wanted to do it. It just bucks your mouth up. It
1:41:45
really does. And then this makes it go away. Like when you sip
1:41:47
this, it makes it go away. So you can get faster. This is
1:41:49
my fifth of these today. I feel
1:41:51
like my tongue is turning like violet from Willy Wonka. So
1:41:54
sobriety. Hey,
1:41:58
but beer. Olympics,
1:42:00
dude. I'm in you should know I know
1:42:02
you're in you showed up and Comments
1:42:05
your finger was swollen people like bird is
1:42:09
Having a rough time anyone that's what
1:42:11
that's what changed me is that reading the
1:42:13
comments and I don't read comments Victoria's here
1:42:16
She read a lot of my comments, but you
1:42:18
can't help it you step into one fucking fun video
1:42:20
I think nothing could back could be here
1:42:24
Shane's getting tackled Michael Chandler's jumping in the pool
1:42:26
to help us. It's fun That was so fun
1:42:28
people are like birds don't look good and
1:42:30
you're like, huh And then you
1:42:32
don't believe it and Tommy would tell me that fucking
1:42:34
weekly when he see me be like I'm worried about
1:42:37
you. I Was in
1:42:39
your pool. I was in your pool Cuz my feet were
1:42:41
swollen and I couldn't get my ring off my finger
1:42:43
and I was trying to get my ring off my finger Another
1:42:45
video. That's a funny video of me going to the best
1:42:47
third Tuesday of my life or whatever but
1:42:51
That moment and it was like and you know,
1:42:53
we're with Shane. I'm fucking going hard Partied
1:42:56
all day partied all night and
1:42:58
then like a week after I was just like there
1:43:00
I don't like the comments of my
1:43:03
thing isn't to not be full of life my life
1:43:06
I want life to be all over me. I want to
1:43:08
be joy and happiness and fun I
1:43:11
want people to see me and smile and I want people to
1:43:13
see me and go like I'm kind of worried and and
1:43:16
I'll say this candidly I know I ever share but
1:43:18
my daughters started getting worried and we were
1:43:21
on tour my daughters and both of them were worried and and
1:43:25
Leanne was worried and I was like, well, wait, that's
1:43:27
not who I am and it's not what I want
1:43:29
to be I always worked out. I bench 225 ten
1:43:31
times at no universe, Nebraska Right University, Nebraska right before
1:43:34
I came and saw you I remember bragging about it.
1:43:36
I mean Shane were there and then
1:43:38
Louis de Gomez I
1:43:40
was having great shape and I was not I was
1:43:42
not and so quit drinking for three months And you
1:43:44
said that a lot too. It was crazy, dude. I
1:43:46
was insane. He's like I look good and I was
1:43:49
like, yeah What
1:43:51
are you taking in your head? Are you hoping? Can
1:43:57
I tell him or it was like he was I get
1:43:59
it because I think it kind of exists
1:44:02
in everyone, definitely exists in me where you
1:44:04
put on, you can put
1:44:06
on blinders for anything, start to be
1:44:08
kind of delusional about stuff.
1:44:10
And I remember
1:44:12
with Bierly Bixby, he was like, I
1:44:15
just sat in the pool, I didn't do anything. I was
1:44:17
like, okay. And then I saw him and I was like,
1:44:20
what are we gonna do about this? And he was like, what?
1:44:23
I think he's like, I look great. And I was
1:44:25
like, okay. Like, you know, you
1:44:28
kinda, you're not gonna like ride somebody. Like, right?
1:44:30
I was like, okay. And then
1:44:32
I think he heard it a lot. But
1:44:34
then I think the good thing was that he
1:44:37
didn't address it because it was a challenge. It
1:44:39
wasn't like, I bet you can't do this or
1:44:41
like, you know, cause those things become like, those
1:44:44
are temporary. The fads. The fads and
1:44:46
also it's like, you
1:44:48
think you can do this or not? And it's like, you're kind of doing
1:44:50
it cause I said it to you. You got,
1:44:52
like the things that last do it because like,
1:44:55
it's last because you wanna do it. And
1:44:57
I think he just got to the point where
1:44:59
you wanted to do it. It wasn't somebody being
1:45:01
like, you gotta do this or, you
1:45:03
know, it bothered him. I
1:45:06
was like, this is time to like shift
1:45:08
it. But yeah, for a minute, I was like,
1:45:10
the fuck are you, this is crazy. Like.
1:45:13
It's hard to hear notes about your life. It
1:45:15
is. I remember you and Rogan were the two people
1:45:18
that would say it to me the most, just honestly. Like,
1:45:20
what are we gonna do about this? And then I was like,
1:45:22
what the fuck? Like, red band's fatter than me. I
1:45:25
would say that. I'd say that
1:45:28
in my head. Like, I'd default. I'd be like,
1:45:30
Kills is out of shape. Everyone's talking about, I'm
1:45:32
like, we're both out of shape. We're big guys.
1:45:34
And then I was like, I
1:45:38
was like, I mean, it's really hard. Hindsight's the best.
1:45:40
Cause I just saw a video of me at University
1:45:42
of Nebraska running routes with the coach. And
1:45:45
he's throwing passes out of helmet on. I
1:45:47
thought it was another dude. I was like, who's
1:45:49
that fat fuck? And I was like,
1:45:51
I ran like a fat guy. You know when fat
1:45:53
guys run and their arms are trying to catch up
1:45:55
with their body. And my fucking, I'd waddle like a
1:45:57
fat guy. And I was like, oh, that really is.
1:46:00
It isn't me. It's not who I am. It's
1:46:02
never been who I am. But I let it become who I am
1:46:04
and then all of a sudden you're like, well fuck. And
1:46:07
then, yeah, just, I mean, for me I had
1:46:09
to do, look, cheat
1:46:11
code to everyone. I journaled about wanting
1:46:13
to drink. I journaled about wanting to eat. I
1:46:16
just journaled because I've had an impulse. Dining
1:46:18
is the same as drinking. If you want a snack, you open that
1:46:20
refrigerator door and you go, I'm dining. Fuck, I can't have anything in
1:46:22
that. It's the same thing as drinking. You just go, I want a
1:46:25
drink. And you go, well, why do I want to do this? And
1:46:27
I journal about it. And you go, well,
1:46:29
fuck, this is an impulse. It's just an impulse. It'll
1:46:31
go away. And it would go away in 15 minutes. And you go,
1:46:33
I don't want to drink anymore. I'm glad I'm not drinking. And
1:46:36
I did that for three months and then, and I gotta be
1:46:38
honest with you, I've had a hard time turning drinking back on
1:46:40
the way I used to. Even
1:46:42
today, I haven't really turned the corner with
1:46:44
a full day of drinking. I have a hard
1:46:46
time like pulling the trigger the way I used
1:46:49
to. Like when we did Beer Olympics, it
1:46:52
was the sweetest taste in my mouth. Three beers
1:46:54
out of a boot in 14 seconds. It
1:46:57
was a good time. Dude, it's his breath. You've also
1:46:59
like your whole thing is that you're a life of
1:47:01
the party guy. You're going to drink. Like when we
1:47:04
were making Beer Olympics, it was like, how do we
1:47:06
revolve? It's the machine. Yeah, it's the machine, the whole
1:47:08
thing. So was there like a time
1:47:10
when you were doing the three months, no drinking, where like
1:47:12
legitimately a piece of your identity and like going on tour
1:47:14
and all that stuff was like, this is a little more
1:47:17
difficult now? No. Uh,
1:47:19
no question. No. No, no, no. Just
1:47:22
candidly, I wish I was deeper of a person.
1:47:24
I'm just not. And also
1:47:26
I was smoking weed the whole time. So like,
1:47:28
wasn't like I was sober. I just was not
1:47:31
drinking. And then, and then, and then
1:47:34
we went to the cruise. We did the cruise, uh, full
1:47:36
load of cruise and I fucking,
1:47:39
you got the best people around you. Like
1:47:42
you got the fucking, are you garbage guys? Mark
1:47:44
Norman, fucking big J. Orkson and you're smoking weed
1:47:46
and drinking and you're like, I'm back. I love
1:47:48
that feeling of I'm back. I love that feeling.
1:47:50
It's a slippery feeling, but the fucking day
1:47:52
buzz you get when the sun's hitting your
1:47:55
face and there's clouds moving forward and they're
1:47:57
a little darker than the other clouds and
1:47:59
you go. The fun setting
1:48:01
soon. Let's light a cigar hit a
1:48:03
joint. Whoo. I can't fucking ever
1:48:05
let go of that but
1:48:08
There's a fucking honest joy to sobriety where
1:48:10
you do sit in your backyard and you
1:48:12
go How cool is it that
1:48:15
I have these trees? You know, like
1:48:17
we like this is this is simple. It's very
1:48:19
simple. I'm not shaking. I'm not nervous I don't
1:48:21
have any anxiety. I'm just sitting with this cigar.
1:48:23
Look at these trees going like these are my
1:48:26
trees They weren't planning for me. They weren't they're
1:48:28
planning for another man. He never got to see what
1:48:30
I get to see But now I
1:48:32
reap the benefit of this fucking tree I
1:48:35
love weed Your
1:48:45
backyard hold on for real for real your
1:48:47
backyard is absolutely gorgeous. Thank you Those
1:48:49
trees weren't planning for you, right? But you reap
1:48:52
the benefit of those trees next time you're in
1:48:54
your backyard Take a second
1:48:56
and think about the dude that was there
1:48:58
when it was just a bullshit backyard with
1:49:00
sapling Mmm, yeah farmhouse and
1:49:02
then you get all the fucking bet. I'm obsessed with
1:49:04
trees right now I planted a lot of those trees
1:49:06
myself. No, not personally, but I paid for it to
1:49:08
get planted So
1:49:11
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of Bad in theaters this Friday back to the
1:50:20
episode. Have you
1:50:22
guys ever bought anything together? Like a treat for
1:50:24
each other? Like do like treat things?
1:50:27
And you guys started doing all the stuff? I told
1:50:29
Will I was like dude you should do that. Cameron
1:50:32
Amaze just did it. You shut it down immediately. Oh
1:50:34
you shut it down? Oh yeah. Hey you
1:50:36
see burnt down like they buy these things for each other
1:50:38
and they basically got them one up every time and I'm
1:50:41
just thinking, I'm not doing it. So
1:50:44
Will my first impulse is
1:50:46
yes always. Will's first impulse is
1:50:48
no. That's good that's good chemistry though. Yeah
1:50:50
that's me and Tom. I wanted to talk
1:50:52
about the H-State mode which has a lot
1:50:54
of similarities between your guys' relationship and our
1:50:56
relationship. And I literally brought him with this
1:50:58
idea like there's no way he's gonna say those are gonna be the greatest thing
1:51:00
ever of like giving each other gifts.
1:51:03
Because it's funny even if we don't
1:51:05
obviously steal your guys' like things. No
1:51:07
no. Cameron Amaze just
1:51:09
gave Cameron $20,000. $20,000.
1:51:12
He goes this is for every year we didn't
1:51:14
talk. Happy birthday. And then
1:51:16
the great part was like he gave it to
1:51:18
him. Cam was like no shit. You
1:51:20
know he gives him an envelope and with
1:51:23
20 racks and then he goes I'm just gonna
1:51:25
take this money and buy some shit for you.
1:51:27
I'm just gonna buy you a gift with this
1:51:29
money. That's fucking awesome. It was awesome. I'll
1:51:31
tell you right now. You were telling your story. You
1:51:34
just said no. But also we should
1:51:36
park for a second and like you
1:51:38
know that vibe was alive at the
1:51:40
table when you guys arrived. When
1:51:42
you guys arrived at the table yesterday
1:51:45
for Blackjack you were just
1:51:47
like alright here you go. And then you're
1:51:49
like at memory he spotted you. Yeah yeah.
1:51:51
I got an idea. At the
1:51:53
end you're like yours. I got an idea. It was
1:51:56
nice. I got an idea. Uh oh. This
1:51:58
is a podcast idea and you know I'm a marketing G. You
1:52:02
need a segment, you need to pick
1:52:04
a day, whether it's one of your
1:52:06
birthdays or just a day you guys love, the
1:52:08
day you met, whatever it is. The day you
1:52:10
met. And you need your fucking calendar. It's December 17th.
1:52:13
Really? No, it was probably
1:52:15
April, right? My birthday? No,
1:52:18
it's your birthday? I thought it was the 19th. It
1:52:20
is the 19th. I thought that you were going
1:52:22
with 17th. No, no, no. I do this shit of all time.
1:52:24
Pick a day. And for all your
1:52:26
fans, all your listeners, you
1:52:28
should go birthday for the boys and
1:52:30
you should have your buddies buy each other presents
1:52:32
for like a low number, like a solid $300,
1:52:37
$300 and just get your boy a present. Just
1:52:40
get them a present. It's fun. We
1:52:42
buy each other presents such better presents than
1:52:44
our wives will ever get us. We
1:52:47
know each other so much better than they know
1:52:49
us. When Tom and I started
1:52:51
buying birthday presents and they got out of control,
1:52:53
I understand that. But like the first president was
1:52:55
an electric bike and it was just out of
1:52:57
love. It was on my birthday. That was cool.
1:53:00
And I was in my man cave and Georgia and
1:53:02
I like came running in excited and they're like, don't
1:53:04
come out of the man cave. I was like,
1:53:06
what? And they're like, Tommy Buns bought you a present. And I
1:53:08
was like, what? And like, hold on, hold on.
1:53:10
And I remember Leanne was pissed. She got me a fucking iPad.
1:53:14
I was like, I could have bought that. People
1:53:16
buy themselves iPads. Did you say she bought you a wallet
1:53:18
one time? She bought me a wallet. I was like, who
1:53:20
the fuck buys a man a wallet? I
1:53:22
decide what's in my pockets, not you. And
1:53:25
then I couldn't get rid of it because she's like, don't you get a lot of
1:53:27
that wallet? It
1:53:31
wasn't even like a Tumi. It was like Tumi
1:53:33
or something. It wasn't even like a good fucking wallet.
1:53:35
It's just like a fucking blue wallet. It
1:53:38
was so wild. And
1:53:40
fucking I go out and Georgia and
1:53:42
Leanne and Isla are so excited. And I go out
1:53:44
and it was a $3,000 electric bike. And
1:53:48
it was the high end. By the way, they don't
1:53:50
make electric bikes as good as this anymore because I
1:53:52
think they said laws. It was like 40 miles per
1:53:54
hour. And
1:53:56
I was drunk as fuck. And I got on
1:53:58
this electric bike and I fucking fucked. flew around
1:54:00
the neighborhood, I drove it through yards. I had
1:54:02
so much fucking fun, I called him, said,
1:54:06
I'm gonna get you a better present for your birthday. Every year
1:54:08
we should do this. I just get you a better present, and
1:54:10
then we gotta top each other, and how much fun will that
1:54:12
be? I
1:54:14
then bought him a jet ski for
1:54:16
$15,000. Fucking rad.
1:54:18
Really? That's what we got, I
1:54:20
got two. It was like 70 miles an hour. I
1:54:22
bought, we moved to Austin on the lake, and
1:54:25
I arrive with a fucking jet ski
1:54:28
there, like the day you get there, you're like,
1:54:30
this is awesome. It was fucking so cool. I
1:54:32
was like, shit, now I gotta top this. So
1:54:35
he got me a private jet. It was during
1:54:37
the promotion for the machine maybe, or something? It
1:54:39
was $56,000. And he spent
1:54:41
$56,000. Not a
1:54:43
mid-tide. With a private jet from Minnesota, Austin,
1:54:45
Austin to LA, and then LA back out
1:54:47
to my next date. So he knew my
1:54:49
schedule was busy. He goes, I got it.
1:54:51
And it was a G fucking six with
1:54:53
the flight attendant who serves you fucking dinner.
1:54:56
And I was like, okay. So
1:54:59
then I bought him a race car for $100,000. And
1:55:01
then we go, we got a dollar spent
1:55:03
a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know.
1:55:06
100,000 figures. That moment is when Tera's like, hey, we
1:55:08
gotta do this for each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when
1:55:10
I saw the race car, it was like two hands for Taylor
1:55:12
too. I'm fine. When
1:55:14
you were going, when you were like on your way down and
1:55:16
like losing them in a row, like you'd go be 6,000 gone,
1:55:19
6,000 gone, 6,000 double, 12,000 gone, and
1:55:22
they were like, hey, I'm like getting down.
1:55:24
I think I have like two left. But as the ones
1:55:26
were happening, Tom liked nuzzing, like
1:55:28
Jesus fucking Christ. It's
1:55:30
a hard press. We were going for about the
1:55:33
hard press. You guys were chirping in the background?
1:55:35
No, you just chirping. No, we were chirping. Cause
1:55:37
I was like, this guy is fucking crazy. I
1:55:39
loved it though. I loved it. Cause you
1:55:41
actually won big. Then you went
1:55:44
like almost all the way down. I was like, well,
1:55:46
you know, he fucking battled and this is just what
1:55:48
he gets. What you gotta love too is when you're
1:55:51
sitting there, he's like, he's almost like, if I lose
1:55:53
this, I'm an hard press. And then he's like, I
1:55:55
kind of want to lose right now so I can
1:55:57
hard press. Yeah. And he gives you more
1:55:59
of a motivation. Yeah, yeah, that's feeling a blackjack is
1:56:01
when you get to pull out
1:56:03
your money and you're like, okay I am
1:56:05
now even and you win a
1:56:07
couple hands to where like you they you've made like
1:56:10
had to half the amount Yeah, okay now I can
1:56:12
do a little bit more and the minute you get
1:56:14
out of the woods of like, okay I know I'm
1:56:16
clear about losing this but I have like double the
1:56:18
money I had This is when we
1:56:20
can start to get after it and a little
1:56:22
more aggressive on things and that is when like
1:56:24
the fun part You escalate faster because you start
1:56:26
like I kind of I always start almost like
1:56:28
okay Like just like feel it out you get
1:56:30
you get some wins and it gives you the
1:56:32
confidence to go I'll raise this yeah, but then
1:56:34
you go Other
1:56:37
places right away and it's funny you say
1:56:39
that because it's like like Dana Max Betts
1:56:41
everything This isn't I gotta see this well
1:56:44
tonight right tonight. Are you guys coming? Sure?
1:56:46
We're we're Red Rock Casino. I actually think
1:56:48
I think Portland was gonna be there big
1:56:51
cats gonna be there Cats
1:56:54
gotta be all time in between 10 and 11.
1:56:56
He love it, too Electric
1:56:59
they're much more sports. We don't Jason Kelsey's party
1:57:02
man. It's it's we get we were invited
1:57:06
It sucks and we can't the most important part of
1:57:08
the invited just to feel like you're wanted I
1:57:10
know That's the way he not being able to be
1:57:12
everywhere The issue for me with the
1:57:14
parties the Vegas parties is last year went to the
1:57:16
Drake party and it was after your show
1:57:18
Remember that we're gonna go and you wanted to go but
1:57:21
Leanne was like if you want to she gave you
1:57:23
one of those And so you guys I'm not coming this
1:57:25
idea I'm telling
1:57:27
you the answer you should say out loud to
1:57:29
your friends, but you can do whatever you want
1:57:31
exactly Do what you want? I know exactly what
1:57:34
you want is code across the board across the
1:57:36
board all religions all races every region understands what
1:57:38
that means And
1:57:41
we got there and if you have like we had the
1:57:43
passes we had like to get an entry fee or whatever
1:57:45
the tickets and We thought oh it'd be
1:57:47
easy simple Just walk right in and
1:57:49
just the process of getting in feeling the
1:57:51
zombie apocalypse everyone's trying to get in and
1:57:53
it's Was kind of like
1:57:55
uncomfortable the entire time to where you when you finally
1:57:57
did it's like loud and then Dude,
1:58:00
the Drake part was really cool. Like him doing his
1:58:02
thing and being like from me to the wall. Like
1:58:05
that was really cool. Do you think of that hog?
1:58:07
Yeah. Now I do. On the daily.
1:58:09
That man has it all bro. Yeah. We
1:58:11
were talking about it at the table. Yeah. It's one
1:58:13
of those things too. Like if I had something like that it would have been leaked
1:58:16
a long time ago. A thousand percent. Also
1:58:18
we wouldn't be in the comedy. I
1:58:21
have a video out there in the world. I
1:58:23
have a video out there in the world right now that hasn't surfaced
1:58:25
on the internet. Really? But it's out there. Really?
1:58:29
Yes. Don't give them don't
1:58:31
be you know. What like an ex? I'm a big get in front of a guy's
1:58:33
thing. I'm a big get in front
1:58:35
of a guy's thing. Is it an ex-girlfriend thing or what? No. It
1:58:38
was my rookie year and some girl came over and I was receiving
1:58:40
fellatio. What? And I
1:58:43
took a video and I was like looking
1:58:45
and I went to send it to one of
1:58:47
my buddies as a joke and
1:58:49
I actually sent it to a different girl. And
1:58:52
she's like yo what is this? And I was like ah please
1:58:54
delete that. I'm so sorry. And
1:58:57
then halfway through my rookie year Michael Griffin who
1:58:59
played at UT played for the times for like 10
1:59:01
years. He was like hey I was
1:59:03
at a charity event last night and I saw some
1:59:05
girls show me a video view and I was like
1:59:07
oh fuck. And like every 3-4 years there's a resurfacing
1:59:09
of someone telling me they've seen that video. So
1:59:12
just know. How much did you weigh at the time? I was
1:59:14
310. And trust me it's nothing
1:59:16
special. It was not a Drake.
1:59:18
And it's one of the things that's
1:59:21
going to harm what happens but you guys now know.
1:59:23
But this is better. The way you're doing it is
1:59:25
better. Yeah yeah. I'm just telling you. We bought Shane
1:59:27
Gillis. We bought him a
1:59:29
watch to do our show. I sent
1:59:31
a picture to Tom of the watch. Today
1:59:36
he does this all the time by the way. I could not
1:59:38
stop laughing. He was like check out the watch we got him.
1:59:40
I'm like yeah I think I remember it. Small watch. Yeah.
1:59:44
It's a small face. How
1:59:49
about Shane do him? What? How about
1:59:51
him just killing the game right now? Killing it. Shane
1:59:53
Allen hosting SNL. That's the ultimate fuck
1:59:55
you. I told him. I go you
1:59:57
win. You win. It's
2:00:00
like SNL felt like they didn't need you, so
2:00:03
they canned you, and now SNL's
2:00:05
in such a spot they're like, oh we need Shane.
2:00:07
I like that's the old man. When does this come
2:00:09
out? It'll probably come
2:00:11
out relatively quickly. Yeah, I'm just
2:00:13
like, I'm so excited for the
2:00:16
monologue. Yeah. Right? It's
2:00:18
like, what are you gonna, like, cause... Nice to meet you, Chappell. There's so
2:00:20
many ways you can do it. Yeah. You
2:00:22
know what I mean? Yeah. And you
2:00:24
know he's gonna come firing all cylinders. I heard he's gonna go, welcome
2:00:27
to Saturday Night Rive! That
2:00:30
would be gangster. Fucking really lean
2:00:32
into it. I want
2:00:34
him, I want him, I like, that's it,
2:00:36
you gotta do it. I mean, not that
2:00:38
hard, but like, fucking... He's
2:00:42
uh... I told him that you should start with Ching Chong, Ping
2:00:44
Pong, guess who's back? That'd be
2:00:46
a crazy opener! That'd be a crazy opener. Yeah.
2:00:48
You know he does it down syndrome, like, oh
2:00:51
it nicked me, he just be like, oh they
2:00:53
tried jinking me out of here. Hey.
2:00:57
They jinked me a little bit, that was down. There
2:01:00
are honestly so many,
2:01:03
there's so many ways you can play
2:01:05
it. Yeah. You can also just
2:01:07
do a straight set. You can just do stand up, I'll be
2:01:10
happy with that. And like, you can just do stand up as
2:01:12
new, what he's working on right now is fucking brilliant. I
2:01:14
would love that and be like, fuck you, I don't even
2:01:16
need to address this, I'm past it. That
2:01:19
would be cool. He can do anything, he can do no wrong. I
2:01:21
talked to Leanne, I think we're gonna fly out. Are you guys gonna
2:01:23
fly out? Are you flying us out? Are you flying
2:01:25
us out? Tom? Yeah.
2:01:30
G6. G6 is, you guys aren't gonna watch
2:01:32
it. G6 is the best part for the Bears. For
2:01:35
the boys for the Bears? For the Bears. Are
2:01:37
you gonna fly out? That's our nicotine company, For the Bears.
2:01:39
You're going? For the Bears. No. No,
2:01:42
no, no, no, busting with the Bears. Two Bears and a bus. Two
2:01:44
Bears and a bus. Two Bears and a bus.
2:01:46
Two Bears and a bus. Two Bears, two buses.
2:01:48
Wait, are you going? Yeah. We're gonna
2:01:50
fly out. Well, I was with him, he didn't, not today he
2:01:52
found out, when we were going out, we were I
2:01:55
was doing Western Churchill Day, he pulled me aside and
2:01:57
he said, can I tell you a secret? And I was like, I'm not good at secrets, so if you
2:01:59
like it, I'll be right back. don't want everyone to hear it don't
2:02:01
tell me. This is also very true something that you should
2:02:03
keep in your mind. And he's like I'm
2:02:05
doing SNL and I was like I have to tell the
2:02:07
Ann. You
2:02:10
can tell the Ann I go I'm telling Tommy in like
2:02:12
five minutes and he goes all right hang on you can't
2:02:14
tell everyone I was like does Rogan know cuz I'm calling
2:02:16
him and he was like buddy and I
2:02:18
was like I was like this is I was more excited
2:02:21
than he was. I was
2:02:24
more excited because I think for him
2:02:27
it he
2:02:31
I don't know I was there when it I was I
2:02:33
was I watched I'm not I have no
2:02:36
credit for his career whatsoever but I will
2:02:38
say people are bailing on him like I
2:02:40
did I definitely didn't and and I brought
2:02:42
him out when people when people were saying
2:02:45
you know hey it's little I was like fuck that he's
2:02:47
my boy like I love Shane I love Shane I said
2:02:49
Shane on I met Shane a long time ago when I
2:02:51
did Call and Seek to Work in Philly I got him
2:02:54
day drunk and he did first time he ever did stand-up
2:02:56
drunk and I and he said
2:02:58
to me I remember you know you find a moment
2:03:00
when you fall in love with a dude he's like
2:03:02
yeah my girlfriend my girlfriend's gonna be pissed I said
2:03:04
what's her name he goes well her nickname's Big Tuna.
2:03:07
I started laughing so hard I gave a your dating a
2:03:09
chick named Big Tuna and he was like she
2:03:12
plays rugby and I was like oh I
2:03:14
bet you fucking does and I can't just
2:03:16
that one sentence as a comic you
2:03:19
know oh that guy's good he's got all the
2:03:21
shit you need to be great and
2:03:23
and and I love that
2:03:25
dude I love seeing him succeed I love
2:03:27
it I celebrate that guy every
2:03:30
day I'll text him and he's you know what he's good
2:03:32
at if we're gonna celebrate Shane for a second he's
2:03:34
good at texting like he'll send you
2:03:36
a text just like at the
2:03:38
airport having beers you're one of the
2:03:40
top five hangs like just like a like a
2:03:43
solid text guy well I'm not good at that
2:03:45
Tommy's good at Tommy's good at emojis but he'll
2:03:47
be like he'll be like thumbs
2:03:49
up fire eggplant eggplant one
2:03:52
of the things the most proud of him
2:03:54
I didn't
2:03:56
know him when when that shit went down initial I didn't
2:03:59
know him you know just like a name I
2:04:01
didn't know, you know, and that whole story blew up.
2:04:03
And I remember watching back
2:04:06
then, I go, I want to
2:04:08
see who this person is, like the story is about. I watched
2:04:11
like a little three-minute clip of him doing
2:04:13
stand-up. And I was like, this guy
2:04:15
is really funny. You watch a three-minute clip, you know, this
2:04:17
guy is really funny. And
2:04:19
I'd met him sometime thereafter, and then
2:04:22
I saw his, the first special,
2:04:24
if it was a YouTube special. And
2:04:26
I told him, I was like, it was one of
2:04:28
the best specials I've seen in like years, like the
2:04:30
best specials of the last five years. And
2:04:33
then to watch his ascent,
2:04:36
and like where somebody you go, like, I genuinely
2:04:38
makes me laugh, like really makes me laugh,
2:04:41
like I really enjoy the guy. And
2:04:43
then to see it go to
2:04:45
this level, but also just as a story, like
2:04:48
a story arc of a place goes,
2:04:51
you're hired, you're fired actually.
2:04:54
We're leaving you on the street
2:04:56
goodbye. And then they're asking you
2:04:58
to come back. I mean, there's
2:05:00
not a better story. I mean, we haven't even, it
2:05:03
hasn't even come full circle
2:05:05
yet, but it's still just like an amazing story. And
2:05:07
let's just say, and this is
2:05:10
a sidebar in this
2:05:12
conversation. He's amazingly fucking talented
2:05:14
as an actor. He really
2:05:16
is. And if he's listening to this, knows I've
2:05:18
been his boy
2:05:24
in studio meetings since day one. I've
2:05:26
been showing those clips to fucking execs.
2:05:29
This is the guy. This is the
2:05:31
fucking guy. Those fucking clips are so
2:05:33
good. Gilly and cubes is so fucking
2:05:36
funny. He's amazingly talented. He's
2:05:38
a great comic and he's a really solid dude.
2:05:40
He's a solid dude. He's not a dick when
2:05:42
he shows up. He's fun. He's lighthearted. He has
2:05:44
a good time. Man. I've like, and that's the other
2:05:46
thing is like, you know, I do fully loaded. I bring my daughters out
2:05:48
on the road with us and like, I don't,
2:05:50
I don't bring bad men around
2:05:53
that group. I've worked with all women. I have 15
2:05:55
women I work with and my daughters, Shane
2:05:58
Gillis. Shane Gillis is the most. I'll
2:06:00
do it my favorite chain go story Last
2:06:02
night I fully loaded first year Shane's doing it
2:06:04
and he goes up to Georgia and her best
2:06:06
friend Daisy my daughter She's like 18. He's like
2:06:08
you guys drink beers. They go.
2:06:10
No, and he goes come on I'm not your dad
2:06:12
you guys are sneaking beers and they go no because
2:06:14
I'm not gonna fucking tell anyone if you're sneaking beers
2:06:16
Tell uncle Shane We've
2:06:19
been sneaking beers Shane Gillis sits down
2:06:22
next to me goes Georgia drink of beers I
2:06:25
love it. I love that
2:06:27
dude I
2:06:30
was sitting here like yeah, I'm a little buzz. I know
2:06:32
it's kind of nice. I love it She's a little flower
2:06:34
thing is good. How do you know Shane? Yeah, you
2:06:36
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