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Wednesday, 24th March 2021
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0:08

School of Humans. Oh

0:13

my god, duh.

0:16

It is another episode of Cadaver

0:19

Gals, the show where we talk about

0:21

all the ways you can die for

0:24

us to cope with our own mortality. I don't

0:26

think it works, but that's

0:28

okay. We're still going to be doing it fear

0:31

mongering, having a good time.

0:34

Okay. I'm your host, Gabby, along

0:36

with Nika Hi and

0:39

Taylor Hello also

0:41

known as Taylor. Before we start,

0:43

I wanted to tell y'all something really important,

0:46

which is I was having a bad day

0:48

because it's so like gross

0:50

outside. It's like grim and

0:52

rainy. But then I remembered

0:55

that I have four inch platform

0:58

boots that are iridescent. So

1:01

I put those on, and I'm like, how the heck

1:03

could I not be happy with these shoes. I

1:05

want to see them. They're kind of muddy

1:07

right now. People that I haven't fixed them

1:10

bleached them again. Oh,

1:13

those are very nautiful. We'll

1:16

post a picture of those on Instagram

1:18

for everyone to see. And that's what

1:20

I was thinking about, Like, it's good to be grateful

1:22

and stuff for the things that you have

1:25

and that can make you feel better. Oh my gosh,

1:27

Gabby, this is like a very weird earnest moment

1:30

for you. But I'm saying specifically,

1:32

be grateful if you have iridescent

1:35

four inch platform boots

1:38

when we're rich, that will

1:40

be our merch item. Oh yeah, Taylor

1:42

is like horse girl, you

1:44

know, unicorn vibes like that fits you

1:46

perfectly, Taylor. So anyway,

1:49

be grateful, y'all, especially if you have these

1:51

type of shoes because they're cool. Anyway,

1:54

it's like extremely specific. I don't think that'll work for

1:56

everyone, but thanks, Gabby. Okay,

1:58

you know what. I'm working on

2:01

my degree in psychology.

2:04

No I'm not, but I am going to be like doctor Phil,

2:06

who's not actually a doctor anyway. I talk

2:08

about doctor Phil today. Wow.

2:12

So that brings us to the part where we

2:14

say what we're going to talk about, which is we're gonna

2:16

be talking about a dog with

2:18

a drug problem.

2:20

And then we're also obviously

2:23

going to be going to Florida because

2:25

that's where you go when dogs have drug problems.

2:27

Absolutely, so who knows what's

2:29

going to happen in Florida, but Nika is going to tell us something

2:32

crazy that happened. A

2:34

hint is eating people love

2:36

Florida. And also I'll be

2:38

going on some tangents about some hoaxes

2:40

that are related to the things that we're vaguely talking

2:43

about. So it's gonna be a good time. Today's

2:46

content and trigger warnings include

2:49

pet death, Taylor crying

2:51

because of a pet death. Well, I don't

2:53

even know if it's a death. We'll see drug use,

2:56

animal moling's, cannibalism, decaying

2:58

corpses, murder, and

3:01

Florida Heaven for

3:03

bed and doctor Phil and

3:06

Doctor Phil watch out. So

3:08

anyway, thanks for joining us for another

3:10

episode of Cadaver Gals. We'll

3:13

get into it after our

3:15

theme musical.

3:31

Oh yeah, as always, we sang

3:33

along with the theme song. As

3:36

always, we are predictable. What can I say?

3:39

But we are going to now hear a

3:41

story from Taylor and we're gonna

3:43

see if she can get through it without

3:45

crying. This is a test. It

3:48

is a test that I will likely fail.

3:51

A test because that's what Gabby's learning

3:53

in psychology Doctor Phil psychology

3:55

school. Yeah, exactly, make sure that your

3:57

friends talk about triggering things and

4:00

then try to get them to not cry. I'm pretty

4:02

sure that's the exact opposite of therapy,

4:04

just like bought things in I

4:06

think this is Freudian, So

4:09

I'm going back to freud methods

4:12

because you know he was right. Great,

4:14

that's what they said. Can

4:17

I tell stop dragging about my genius?

4:19

Yes, go ahead, U as

4:21

Gabby just said, it's going to be hard for

4:23

me, but you know what, I'm doing

4:26

it for all you could Daver pals

4:28

out there, So all

4:30

of you vibrators out there, all of you

4:33

sorry, five could Daver listeners.

4:36

So we all work in the

4:38

film and TV industry. I've

4:41

really only done one documentary, which

4:43

I really kind of hate doing them, but it's

4:46

often like a longer period of time, the crews are

4:48

smaller, and all the things that you would normally do

4:50

and like and have you don't

4:52

always have. So anyway,

4:55

basically I would have a heart attack filming like Tiger

4:57

King got guns, tigers, things

4:59

like that really stressful for a producer. So

5:03

this is a story that goes back

5:05

to twenty seventeen. A film crew was

5:08

at this forty seven year old man's

5:10

house. His name was Mario. They're

5:13

filming a documentary series for the BBC

5:15

called Drugs Map of Britain.

5:18

It's a show, a documentary series where

5:20

they go through different parts of the UK

5:23

mapping specific areas and their drug

5:25

of choice. Their drug of choice,

5:27

Yes, mine's melatonin. This

5:31

particular episode was cocaine,

5:34

so they're filming. I

5:36

guess Mario had been doing cocaine,

5:39

which after that

5:41

he begins to have a seizure from

5:44

Oh no, a

5:47

result of this drug use. Did

5:49

they have a set medicum? No, That's

5:51

what I'm saying about documentaries. It's like you don't always

5:53

have this given. This was like a BBC documentary

5:57

series, so they probably had more

5:59

than you would for those like Tiger King type documentaries,

6:02

if you know what I mean. Are you saying

6:04

there's no money documentaries and therefore

6:06

they cut corners? I don't what

6:09

a surprise. I don't know about the specific

6:11

incident or situation. I

6:13

don't know. I'm rich off of the podcast

6:15

Game, the nonfiction podcast Look

6:18

at Me. I'm a rich also, Taylor,

6:20

can you please clarify? Are you saying

6:22

that cocaine is

6:24

bad for you? Cocaine

6:27

is not something that is good

6:29

for you, Therefore, okay, it

6:31

is bad for you, Therefore

6:34

visa vie it's bad.

6:37

Um anyway, great, doctor Taylor,

6:39

Wow, you're going to take away all of my professional

6:41

knowledge from me. Well, okay,

6:44

so obviously this is already a bad situation,

6:46

right, Yes, Mario's not doing so

6:48

hot. He sees he's having a seizure.

6:51

Well, I hope they stopped

6:53

filming. All of the articles that I read

6:56

they did not get very specific, but the film

6:58

crew did jump into action. But first

7:02

Mario's dog, Major, who

7:04

was a Staffordshire Terry, sees

7:06

his owner having this seizure fit

7:09

and lunges straight for the owner's

7:11

throat, mulling him in front

7:13

of the film crew. So somebody from

7:15

the film crew they're like calling nine to one,

7:18

trying to or whatever it is in England,

7:20

they're calling to get

7:22

an ambulance, to calling the police. You know. Other

7:24

people in the film crew are are trying

7:27

to get the dog off of the owner.

7:29

He's like lashed onto his throat. So

7:33

I don't like that at all. I like, like,

7:37

your neck is like so fragile,

7:39

like there's so many important things going

7:41

on in there, and it's just like this tiny,

7:44

little like skin

7:46

enclosure that's holding up like your huge

7:48

ass head. Like I don't oh my gosh, okay,

7:52

the worst way of describing a heck, And

7:54

that's your tiny skin enclosure and it holds up your

7:56

bubble head, like that's terrible, tailor, it

7:58

is terrible a doctor nas

8:01

she's talking about. Well, it's just funny because

8:04

last last week's episode we mentioned how

8:06

sensitive the throat and the neck is and how

8:08

that's what's important to choke people correctly. And

8:11

now it's like this dog mauled

8:13

its owner grabbed onto the neck,

8:15

which is funny because there's also a mauling in my story.

8:19

That's so funny. It's not so funny, I

8:21

did. I do not like it the throat yet

8:23

anyway. I mean, the most insane part

8:25

about it for me is that it's like Mario

8:28

and Major, like it sounds like a sitcom,

8:30

sounds like a Disney sitcom. It definitely wasn't

8:32

a sitcom but a drug documentary.

8:37

I can't tell a difference, honestly. Sometimes Taylor

8:39

only the facts, Taylor

8:41

only the facts. Church all right, back

8:43

to the scene he's getting mauled. The

8:45

filmmakers are like, oop, sees, what the

8:47

hell? The police, the ambulance, they're

8:50

on the way, but it takes them like thirty minutes

8:52

to get there. And this

8:54

part like confuses me a lot. Like in

8:56

all of the articles that I read its

8:58

specified it said that it took the cops

9:01

ten minutes to get into the apartment because

9:03

of like the way the door was locked or something. But

9:05

I'm like, I guess the film

9:07

croup was unable to lock it from the inside

9:10

because like other articles said that they were like trapped

9:12

inside for like ten minutes, So

9:14

it took it took them like ten minutes to

9:16

break down the door so that they could get into

9:18

the scene. So that's like, that's

9:20

I guess that makes sense. If you're like a drug

9:23

dealer, you probably have a lot of locks. I'm

9:25

just assuming or I don't know about Mario, actually

9:28

I don't know what's up with him, but I

9:30

assume, you know, probably if you

9:32

have lots of drugs, you're going to make sure people

9:34

don't get in. I mean yeah. But also, PSA,

9:38

that's like a huge fire hazard.

9:40

Like if there's a fire and you can't find the key

9:42

or have a way to get out of your apartments,

9:45

that's a problem anyway.

9:47

Also what's a hazard is having a lot

9:49

of cocaine in your apartment, true

9:52

and your system. So anyway, the

9:55

police and the ambulance get there, Mario's

9:57

rushed to the hospital where he dies

10:00

for me, crushed larynx, which

10:04

just like really freaks me out, the whole throat

10:06

thing. Just so it was the dog.

10:09

It was the dog. Why would the dog attack him

10:11

like that if that's his owner, that's so sad.

10:13

So Major the dog gets

10:15

taken in obviously, they're like, what's

10:18

going on? Why did this happen? This dog

10:20

wasn't known to do that. So they

10:22

run some tests to see what the heck.

10:25

Turns out Major was high as a

10:27

kite. Oh, he was eight

10:29

times the drug drive limit, which

10:31

I didn't know that was really a thing, like he

10:34

could drive. Well, the

10:36

human limit was

10:39

he was eight times that. Obviously

10:41

there is no dogs don't drive, so

10:44

okay, So they did a year analysis

10:46

to determine that the dog had consumed cocaine

10:49

and morphine. So the dog was

10:51

clearly in an altered state. So it

10:53

was kind of assumed that he

10:55

saw his owner seizing and

10:57

then just kind of like lost it. I

11:00

don't know if the dog was put down or not, So

11:03

that is kind of the tea.

11:06

But I do want to mention because you

11:08

know, me and my animals and my dogs

11:11

and things. Oh we know, so

11:14

this was a Staffordshire Terrier, and

11:16

these breeds get a bad reputation.

11:19

But I want to quickly clarify about

11:21

these all of these breeds, these pitbulls and

11:24

whatnot. First of all, pit bulls

11:26

are actually not technically

11:28

a breed, but they kind of like refer

11:31

to a kind of dog. So like

11:33

they're referring to like one of the

11:35

following breeds. They're either like an American pitbull

11:38

Terrier, American Staffordshire

11:40

Terrier, Staffordshire bull Terrier, an

11:42

American bully. So they all kind

11:45

of have these like you know, square heads, they're muscily,

11:47

they're adorable. Yeah,

11:50

I was about to say, is the kind of

11:53

dog that we're talking about just like extremely cute,

11:55

Like if I look at an extremely cute dog, I'm like, that's a pit bull.

11:57

Well yeah, so because they're adorable, So a lot

11:59

of people just they just call them, they just call

12:01

them a pit That just is kind of a way of saying

12:04

they're one of these like fee breeds that

12:06

you know, people associate negatively. So

12:10

oftentimes people will just completely misbreed

12:12

them and they just say that these this is

12:14

a pit bull. But so many times they're like

12:17

majority something else, Like my parents

12:19

had this dog who he looked

12:23

most people would say he was a pit but he

12:25

we did like one of those DNA tests or whatever, and

12:27

it said that he was like mostly a beagle. So

12:29

white people love doing those DNA tests, said

12:32

lovingly, fair enough,

12:35

Sure, yes, that is correct. Correct,

12:38

We do that, at

12:41

least I do so. Anyway, it's just a generic

12:43

term that people use often

12:45

misusing that term anyway.

12:48

Also in my humblest of opinions,

12:50

I feel like, you know where I'm going with this. It's

12:53

not necessarily that these dogs

12:55

are bad. I think that it's more

12:58

there are bad dog owners. So

13:01

bad behaviors are either like allowed,

13:04

they are allowed to carry out the behaviors,

13:06

or they're like learned, like taking

13:09

cocaine. You know, well that's a learned

13:11

behavior from a dog. Oh, yes, learned.

13:14

But also like, for example, if

13:16

you leave stuff like if

13:18

you leave like a plate of food down, your dog eats

13:20

the food or something, then they like, if

13:23

they don't get disciplined properly,

13:25

then they I feel like I'm gonna I don't know

13:27

that much about all of that, but you you

13:29

see where I'm going. I guess sure,

13:32

Taylor anyway, Dog

13:34

expert anyway.

13:36

So like if you leave out a plate of cocaine,

13:39

that's the owners like, well

13:41

that it's going to get into it. You know, look, if

13:43

you're lead dogs be sniffing, like truly,

13:45

if you think about it, the perfect cocaine

13:47

addict are dogs. It's because

13:50

they sniff all the time. That's all they do.

13:52

It's about they really are. I feel like it's

13:54

it's about how responsible the owner

13:57

is. So like if you're leaving

14:00

drugs out for the dog to get, or

14:02

you're leaving these things out um

14:04

that they can get it into, then that's problematic.

14:07

But I'm also I'm not trying to victim

14:09

blame Mario. You know,

14:11

stuff just is happening. You know, you're on

14:13

drugs, like you start to get it a little irresponsible,

14:16

that kind of stuff. I suppose it happens.

14:20

But these cute little puppy dogs

14:22

are super strong and mustley, so yes, often

14:25

people use them for protection and

14:28

so the aggressive behavior can be taught.

14:31

You know. That's why like your little dog

14:33

Gus is so aggressive because he's an attack

14:36

dog. Yeah, I know you taught him all

14:38

of those maneuvers of like sitting

14:40

in people's laps. Yeah,

14:42

while wearing like a taco hat so

14:45

aggressive, but he does have

14:47

a taco hat in some don't

14:50

leave your morphine and cocaine out

14:52

for the dog to get. Also

14:54

PSA, I just want to mention that there are other

14:57

typical household drugs that you

14:59

probably have in your house that are extremely toxic

15:01

to dogs, such as Advil, motor

15:04

and Taylan, all antidepressed since sleep aids

15:06

and add medication and so many

15:08

more. If your dog has consumed

15:10

any of these, take them to the vet stat

15:13

and lastly or meth. Well,

15:16

yes, I know so many dogs on prozac

15:18

and other white people thing. I mean,

15:20

you got to like go to the vet and get that. I take my

15:22

dogs pro zach. It should be fine, right.

15:26

The last thing I will say to all of this

15:29

is to adopt and don't shop.

15:32

And my little angel Gus was

15:34

a shelter boy. He's the greatest thing to ever hit

15:36

the planet. So now I'm gonna go cry thinking

15:38

about how much I love him. Well, thank you, Taylor,

15:40

and thank you for getting through that. Nary

15:43

a tear has been shed yet.

15:46

My eyes are just wet. They're

15:48

just a little wet. Yeah, but

15:51

aren't we all Okay? Well,

15:53

we're gonna talk a little bit more about animals

15:55

on drugs after the

15:57

break. Oh,

16:01

welcome back to Cadaver Gals. Taylor

16:05

has jumped off of her soapbox

16:08

PSA animal PSA moment,

16:11

and we're going to talk about some other animals

16:14

on drugs because I think

16:16

here on Cadaver Gals, it's

16:18

important to get to the bottom of the truth,

16:20

even if the truth is explained a

16:22

little badly and slightly inaccurately,

16:25

you know, so that we can make jokes and draw parallels

16:27

to our own lives. But you know, that

16:29

story was sad ASTech that the dog was on

16:31

cocaine U and that was a true

16:33

sad tale. But I want you all

16:36

to know because you've all been wondering

16:38

that meth gators are

16:40

not real. What

16:44

I know. Wow, you might be thinking

16:46

to yourself, I've never ever thought that

16:48

alligators were on meth. But the truth is

16:51

you have been thinking that this whole time.

16:53

In fact, it's the only thought you've ever had. So let's

16:56

get down to business.

16:59

Remember meth gators being

17:01

a thing. Like I was in high school and there was

17:04

news that came out and I just believed it because Florida

17:06

be crazy, it's like a year ago. Oh never

17:08

mind, I'm just kinda no idea what it was, but I just

17:10

wanted to say I just wanted to say, well,

17:14

I mean, it was like two years ago.

17:17

So I don't know if that calculates

17:19

correctly, because either Nica was

17:21

like twenty one and still in high school

17:24

or we're learning some new things. Y'all

17:26

know, I didn't go to college. High school was really

17:28

hard. I didn't

17:30

go to college, but I did do high school twice

17:33

the same thing. Okay,

17:36

so let's get down to business. Let's go back

17:38

in time to July twenty nineteen

17:41

or sixty five years ago, feeling

17:44

in this small town called Loretta, Tennessee.

17:47

It's south of Nashville, very small population

17:50

of like seventeen hundred people. And

17:53

one day their police station just

17:55

put out this notice on

17:58

Facebook that said that

18:01

early this morning they served

18:03

a search warrant and inside

18:05

that home they found Andy Perry

18:08

attempting to flush meth anthetamines

18:11

along with several items of paraphernalia

18:14

down the toilet. He was unsuccessful.

18:16

He was then arrested for possession

18:19

of meth and for selling meth,

18:21

and for drug paraphernalia, etc.

18:23

Etc. And then that was followed

18:26

by saying, folks, please

18:29

don't flush your drugs m K. When

18:32

you send something down the sewer pipe, it

18:34

ends up in our retention ponds for processing

18:36

before it is sent downstream. Now,

18:39

our sewer guys take great pride in releasing

18:41

water that is cleaner than what is in the creek,

18:43

but they are not really prepared for meth.

18:45

Duck geese and other foul frequent our treatment

18:48

ponds. And we shudder to think what one

18:50

all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore,

18:53

if it made it far enough, we could create

18:55

meth gators in Shoal Creek and

18:58

the Tennessee River down in North Alabama.

19:01

Meth gators. I'm

19:03

sorry. So the police

19:05

posted that on their Facebook. First of all, I want to

19:07

clarify I assume that this was in Florida,

19:10

because meth gators sound like a Florida thing. So

19:12

I just find that hilarious. Two, the

19:15

police posted this on their official

19:17

Facebook page. Well, I just wanted

19:19

to say importantly that I think what

19:22

is missing in the American police

19:24

force is more jokes. I

19:27

was just about to complaint about that. Thank

19:29

you, Gabby for saying that. I like this

19:31

man really just cracked as knuckles

19:34

after busting someone from meth and

19:36

said, you know what, let's make it. Let's make a

19:39

lighthearted joke out of this. No

19:41

one ever makes lighthearted jokes

19:43

out of something that's serious. No

19:46

one on this podcast

19:49

stuff like that. But I guess

19:51

we're also not the police. We should be clear

19:53

that we are not police.

19:57

I don't have the responsibility of police.

19:59

So we're not police. We're

20:01

not scientists, we're not psychologists,

20:04

we're nothing. But anyway,

20:06

so after this was posted, they obviously got

20:09

a lot of media inquiries

20:11

from people around the world being like, yo, what

20:13

the heck is a meth gator? Is that a real

20:15

thing? And then a few days later

20:18

and they posted like, hey

20:20

guys, um, that was a joke.

20:23

It's just really funny joke. That

20:26

was a funny joke. But the BBC had talked to the

20:28

mayor of the town who was just like,

20:30

I can't go anywhere now without hearing

20:32

something about meth gators, and he

20:35

said that, you know, it's was clearly a joke,

20:37

but the humor might have been lost on some

20:39

people outside of the region because

20:42

that was a sophisticated meth gator

20:44

joke that a lot of people. I

20:48

mean, it's plausible, though, is the

20:50

thing you know, like it's I feel like it is also

20:53

what kills me? Is the mkay about

20:57

Like Okay, winky face, just

21:00

keep them in your apartment with a bunch

21:02

of But I would say, okay, if you're trying

21:04

not to get arrested for drugs, probably flushed

21:06

them down the toilet. I mean, they do

21:09

make a good point though, that Okay,

21:11

here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say

21:14

that, what will you say?

21:17

Here's what I'm gonna say. Nobody

21:19

knows what Gaby's gonna say. Here

21:21

is what I'm here. I've said

21:23

it so much I don't remember what I was gonna

21:25

say. But they did, Okay,

21:28

they did in that Facebook post. They did

21:30

make a good point, maybe less about

21:32

meth gators, but more about like meth

21:35

geese, like meth ducks,

21:38

meth foul. Yeah,

21:41

a goose on meth No,

21:43

thank you, that's almost scarier than

21:45

an alligator in my opinion.

21:49

That's my soapbox moment. Thank

21:52

you for sharing. But there have

21:54

been, you know, animals around the

21:56

world obviously, as Taylor told us,

21:58

that have been up on some drugs. In

22:00

the article from the BBC about

22:03

these meth gators, they had mentioned

22:05

there was another scandal in a nearby

22:07

state, Alabama, a

22:09

meth incident in Alabama

22:11

where there was a squirrel that they think

22:13

was on meth that was being kept in this dude's

22:16

home and then the squirrel attacked the dude.

22:18

The squirrel did not give a fatal

22:20

blow, but and they also didn't really

22:22

know how to check the squirrel for meth, but it was showing

22:25

some like methi behavior. So what

22:27

they did was they just release

22:29

the squirrel into the wild. So who

22:31

knows there might still be a meth squirrel

22:34

out there. They did say so in

22:36

the articles that I was reading, it was saying

22:38

that like the coat, well this

22:40

is in the event of cocaine, but

22:42

like it shouldn't have stayed in it doesn't stay

22:44

in their systems for that long. But that's just

22:46

that's cocaine. So I don't know about meth and

22:49

squirrels. I don't know how wiley this squirrel

22:51

is, Like, I don't know if he had connects or something

22:53

and could keep getting his meth. But there's

22:56

also there was a study in the UK and

22:58

they found cocaine and ketamine

23:01

in some fresh water shrimp.

23:03

Oh, let me tell you, you don't don't

23:05

make those into popcorn shrimp. You make

23:08

those into poppers shrimp.

23:10

Oh my god, loll

23:14

loll loll. And here's the thing,

23:17

okay, duck, geese, squirrels,

23:20

shrimps. Okay, Like, yeah, that makes

23:22

sense that they could potentially

23:25

be on drugs of drugs that are accidentally

23:27

put into the water system or whatever. But

23:29

the thing about a gator is gators

23:31

can weigh up to like a thousand pounds,

23:34

which means they would need to ingest a

23:36

lot of meth to get high. How

23:38

much meth, Well, I couldn't figure that out because

23:40

when I typed into Google how much meth

23:43

is too much meth? All that came

23:45

up was the suicide hot line number.

23:48

So alas, I didn't figure it out. But

23:51

it would just be hard for the gators to

23:53

get high enough to do any damage,

23:55

you know, because also the meth would be diluted

23:57

in the water. So and also

24:00

gators notoriously just they don't drink enough

24:02

water, you know, they're always dehydrated. That's

24:04

what they're scared. Yeah,

24:07

that's why there's skins so dry it

24:09

is because they don't drink enough water. We both

24:11

saw it and we went for it. So

24:14

anyway, so I just wanted to set

24:16

the record straight because everyone was

24:19

wondering our meth gators real

24:21

and they aren't. Okay, this is important

24:25

journalistic like a ventures.

24:27

I'm really really happy, Gabby. Yeah,

24:29

open up about this today and put the work

24:31

in. I think people just

24:34

witness some journalism happen.

24:36

So you're welcome. You're

24:38

welcome, no

24:41

problem. So, as

24:43

Nica mentioned, it was really surprising

24:45

that this story was set in the

24:47

state of Tennessee because it does sound

24:50

like a very Floridian story

24:53

because Florida is filled

24:55

with crazy things that happened.

24:57

And yes, I'm stereotyping the whole state, but

24:59

you know what, sorry, sue

25:02

me, sue me, Florida, come at me. But

25:05

Nica actually does have a story in Florida.

25:08

So that is the segue into

25:10

Nika telling us about something

25:13

crazy. Oh yeah, actually,

25:16

crazy is the bad is not an appropriate

25:18

word to use for this story, so I

25:20

will say something bizarre

25:23

happened, Yes, Gavy,

25:26

thank you so much. So I

25:28

have a little bit of a fascination

25:30

with Florida because it is just such a strange

25:33

little place. In my opinion, you

25:35

have like the bottom, which is very Latino,

25:37

but then Central Florida is like insanely

25:40

white supremacist, and then you have everything in between.

25:42

It's just fascinating. So

25:45

we're gonna go over to

25:48

Jupiter, Florida, and

25:50

we're gonna go all the way back to August fifteenth,

25:53

twenty sixteen, which twenty sixteen is actually

25:55

the year I did graduate high school. So I was graduating

25:58

high school when this happened. Amazing, But

26:01

the meth gators hadn't happened yet. No,

26:03

no, I'm still questioning your timeline.

26:07

Okay, laughs

26:10

nervously. Um, okay, so I'm

26:12

actually underage. No, I'm kidding. So in

26:14

August fifteenth, twenty sixteen, and

26:17

this this is a crazy story, Martin County

26:20

sheriff deputies they pull up to the home

26:22

of a couple living in as I said, Juper

26:24

to Florida because a neighbor had

26:26

made a really intense nine one one call

26:29

saying that someone was being attacked and that

26:31

he had been stabbed. Okay,

26:33

we're going okay, So immediately

26:36

the sheriffs they noticed something is wrong

26:39

because there is a huge trail of blood going

26:41

down the driveway from the garage. So

26:43

they enter the garage and right in front

26:45

of the garage, they find nineteen year old

26:48

Austin Haroof on top of a fifty

26:50

nine year old John Stevens, and Austin

26:53

was biting John's face off and growling,

26:56

oh yep, neck and face. Now.

26:59

Michelle, John's wife was nearby

27:01

and she had been beaten and was unresponsive,

27:04

unconscious, probably dead. They

27:06

tried to get Austin off of John's body,

27:08

but he refused, and they literally had

27:10

to taze him, kick him in the head multiple

27:13

times, and actually wait for a law enforcement

27:15

dog to come and to

27:18

get Austin off of him, because the dog was

27:20

literally biting Austin's arms trying to

27:22

get him off of John, and

27:25

he resisted intensely. It's insane,

27:27

like he was on I don't

27:29

know what was going on, but it was just absolutely

27:31

bananas. There was a point when Austin literally,

27:33

y'all just kill me, and it was just

27:36

a really intense, terrible struggle.

27:38

And I know this because I saw like a seven

27:40

minute YouTube video of the sheriff describing

27:42

the incident and going through the garage

27:44

and showing exactly where things happened.

27:47

So let's go back a little bit. So

27:50

there is a nine one one phone

27:53

call available to listen where Mina

27:55

Austin's mom called prior

27:57

to this attack. So apparently

28:00

what had happened is Austin and his

28:02

father were out for dinner and

28:04

Austin took off. It seems like

28:07

he had been acting strange pretty recently.

28:09

His mom was worried about him. His sister

28:12

was also kind of worried about him, and he

28:14

and his father got into an argument and he left

28:16

the restaurant with no idea, just a

28:19

pocket knife and he left on foot, and

28:21

then somehow stumbled into Michelle

28:23

and John's neighborhood and they were outside

28:25

just fleeing dinner.

28:27

I know, yeah, very strange,

28:30

Like why would you want to leave a good restaurant,

28:33

good suburban restaurant, good Applebee's, you

28:35

know, like good Applebee's, get

28:37

those Apple teenies. M yeah,

28:40

post pandemic, I want to finally go to an Applebee's.

28:44

You've been waiting for her whole time

28:48

now. Mina also told the nine on one

28:50

operator that he had been saying

28:53

very weird things like he felt immortal,

28:55

he felt invincible. He said he

28:57

had superhero powers, and this

29:00

was very worrying for her. Austin's case is really

29:02

fascinating and has a lot to do with mental

29:04

health and mental ill and I

29:08

just think his family saw signs

29:10

for a while, for a couple of months, and maybe

29:12

just didn't react in time. This is what happened. He

29:15

grew up in Florida and Palm

29:17

Beach Gardens and his parents got divorced

29:20

when he was fourteen. But he had a pretty

29:22

good upbringing. According to his family, they

29:24

were like, you know, middle class, middle to

29:26

upper class kind of. He had good grades. He

29:28

wanted to be a doctor. His grandfather was a doctor,

29:31

and he was unduring his sophomore

29:33

year at FSU. He

29:36

was in a fraternity. His friends mentioned that

29:38

he was kind of we're kind of off,

29:40

like maybe he lacked some social skills, but for the

29:42

most part, everything seemed normal.

29:44

So he was home for the

29:47

summer when the incident happened,

29:50

and all of that year, the year

29:52

twenty sixteen, he was just acting a

29:54

little bit strange. So authorities

29:57

were able to do a deep dive into his

29:59

Internet history and his laptop and his phone,

30:02

and what they found was

30:05

disturbing. He was writing things

30:07

that just seemed kind of delusional, kind of like

30:09

strange. He had a YouTube channel

30:12

where he would post exercise tips.

30:14

It seems that he was really into bodybuilding, covers

30:17

of songs, original rap songs,

30:20

and rants. Is that weird?

30:22

I feel like I've posted before

30:26

lovingly, Gavy, I don't know. I will say

30:28

I think all of us struggle with mental illness, so

30:31

you know, i'd be talking to Instagram stories as if

30:33

I have, you know, like an audience,

30:35

and I don't, so I think we

30:37

all have our own thing. Taylor, I don't

30:39

know. I guess you'd be talking to Gus. Oh yeah,

30:42

I know, I know she does actually, but

30:45

yeah, it's he like is quoted

30:47

in some of the videos saying things like I've

30:49

got a psycho side and a normal side,

30:52

or like he would freestyle rap

30:54

and he would mention stabbing people in his

30:57

lyrics. Also

30:59

good to note he has started that YouTube

31:01

account five months prior to the killings,

31:04

and he posted most of the videos

31:06

just a month before he stormed out of the

31:08

restaurant and attacked

31:10

the couple. So things

31:13

were snowballing. It seems like beings

31:15

we're snowballing precisely. Also,

31:18

one of his because you could listen. You

31:20

can watch these videos and you can listen to them. It's really interesting.

31:22

And one of his rap songs, the

31:24

cover is like of like

31:26

evil SpongeBob and it's like one of those

31:28

like extremely edited memes, and

31:31

I was just like, oh my gosh,

31:33

he's just like us. I'll be sending SpongeBob

31:35

memes anyway. Also

31:38

something to note is that his Internet

31:40

search history was kind

31:43

of strange too. He was googling things

31:45

like how to know if you're going crazy,

31:47

obsessive thoughts, how to sell my soul

31:49

to the devil, how to be happier or

31:51

more likable, characteristics of

31:53

a great person. In one

31:56

essay in twenty fourteen, he

31:58

wrote, what I want to

32:00

be is to become more confident and

32:02

social. He also said I

32:04

also to be more well known, because right

32:07

now I feel as though I am unknown.

32:10

In another essay, he was quoted saying that

32:12

he didn't want to be worshiped, but he felt

32:14

like it was going to happen regardless, which, okay,

32:17

He felt like he was destined to be a

32:19

leader of some sort. Yeah,

32:22

I think so. I think that sometimes when

32:24

you and I'll get more into it, but sometimes

32:26

when you experience stuff like mania or

32:28

manic episodes, you feel like you're on top

32:30

of the world. You feel like and you have delusions

32:33

of grandeur at times, and it seems

32:35

like maybe he was suffering from something severe

32:37

that made him feel this way. Yeah,

32:40

this also feels really similar

32:42

to our this

32:44

one true crime series that I

32:46

worked on about someone, I mean, someone in a similar case

32:49

where it's kind of like you have these symptoms

32:52

coming on that are really similar to like, you know,

32:54

a variety of different mental illnesses, but then

32:56

it's like really hard to like go back in time and

32:59

actually piece together what

33:01

that mental illness is because it's like really prescriptive,

33:03

and yeah, it's very complicated, it

33:06

is. And also, like I think of how

33:08

hard it is to note these

33:10

things in people because you don't really

33:13

it's hard to tell whether someone's being manic

33:15

or whether they're just excited. You know, it's hard

33:17

to tell. And sometimes people go through phases.

33:20

You know, you don't know if maybe his family they were

33:22

just thinking, Oh, he's just kind of going through a phase, or

33:24

like, oh, he's just posting these things, like you

33:26

know, for fun or as a way of creative

33:29

expression, like I feel like they just

33:31

did not see it coming, which is

33:33

terrifying, you know, to look back on so

33:37

on the day of the killings. Also, it's important to

33:39

note it seems like Austin's delusions

33:41

were pivoting from grandeur and

33:43

feeling like a superhero too. He was googling

33:46

characteristics of a centaur, and

33:48

his sister actually mentioned that he had

33:50

told her that he believed he had powers and

33:52

that he also believed he was half animal. He

33:55

had also looked up dog

33:57

spirits and it seemed like he believed

33:59

he was half dog and he was protected by dog

34:01

spirits around him. His dad also

34:04

there was a Doctor Phil episode and

34:06

in that episode, his dad mentioned that their

34:09

family does have a history of schizophrenia,

34:11

which could be what had happened to Austin. So

34:14

they take him to a hospital because he's unconscious.

34:17

That like, they had to pull him away by sheer

34:19

force and he was not, you know, backing

34:22

off of this guy's face. They obviously

34:24

arrest him. There was a rumor that went

34:26

around that he had eaten bath salts

34:28

or was on drugs, but his toxicology

34:31

report came back negative except for the mets

34:33

that they gave him. The hospital, so it was not drug

34:35

use. So he spends weeks in

34:38

the hospital just recovering, and then

34:40

eventually goes to jail to await

34:42

his trial. He was charged with

34:44

two counts of first degree murder and one account

34:46

of attempted murder for stabbing the neighbor when

34:48

the neighbor tried to save John and Michelle.

34:51

So I did

34:54

find this kind of crazy. While

34:57

he's in jail, Peta actually

34:59

found out about his case and they sent him a request

35:01

to the Sheriff's office asking that he'd be put

35:03

on a vegan diet while he in jail,

35:06

which I just found fun.

35:11

Back off, dudes, he

35:13

does like, oh, I know what will cure him,

35:15

a vegan diet, and listen, I love Peta,

35:18

but I don't think a vegan diet is

35:20

what will help this person. Yeah,

35:22

it's like a lot more complex than Like the reason

35:24

they wanted he wanted to eat a human's face

35:26

is because he hadn't embraced veganism

35:29

yet. There's just like cannibalism.

35:31

Let me pull up real quick. It's because you eat

35:33

meat anyway. So his attorneys

35:35

decide to use the insanity

35:38

plea in his case, and so obviously

35:40

he had to go through a lot of psychological

35:42

evaluations while awaiting his

35:44

trial. Now I went through his

35:47

most recent one, which was in twenty nineteen, and

35:50

the psychiatrist did deem him

35:53

legally insane when he attacked

35:55

the couple. The psychiatrist also

35:58

said that Austin experienced in

36:00

a cute psychotic episode. So

36:03

apparently from all of his interviews the

36:05

time spent with Austin, and this isn't twenty nineteen

36:07

now that this was done, remember the actual

36:10

act happen in twenty sixteen. Austin

36:12

mentions that he was seeing things like

36:15

an all black figure with a white face,

36:17

and Austin also mentions that when he

36:19

attacked Michelle, it was like she had a

36:21

darkness all over that he

36:24

had to attack. Basically, he also

36:26

admitted to feeling like he had powers,

36:29

and again he said himself that he felt

36:31

like he was half dog and half man. In

36:33

the report, he also states that he

36:35

felt kind of isolated growing up and not

36:38

accepted. It seemed like he had really low

36:40

confidence and he was never happy with himself.

36:42

And this is a really interesting

36:46

tidbit of information that

36:48

I feel it could be connected to his psychotic

36:51

episode. He started using a lot of

36:53

drugs in twenty sixteen, like from

36:55

weed to meth, to cocaine to adderall.

36:58

Here's what's interesting about this. So he started all

37:00

of these drugs, which obviously can do a lot

37:02

to your system, especially

37:05

if you might have, you know, mental illness in

37:07

your family. But then he

37:09

suddenly quit in August, which,

37:12

as we know, the attacks happened in August. He sent

37:14

his mom a text telling her that he quit

37:16

every drug because they made him vulnerable

37:18

to evil. He sent her that text a

37:21

couple of days before the attack

37:23

happened. It seemed like he got

37:25

super religious and reported feeling

37:27

like Jesus just invincible, and he

37:30

like he was fighting dark forces. And

37:32

I can't help but wonder if

37:34

his immediate break from drugs

37:37

could have spurred on a psychotic

37:40

episode question Mark, And you

37:42

know we're not again, we're not doctors. We don't know this.

37:44

I just cannot imagine

37:46

his system being so overwhelmed with all

37:49

of you know, these chemicals and then suddenly

37:51

stopping could have caused like

37:53

the withdrawal problems. Yeah,

37:56

well, regardless of what directly caused,

37:58

it seems like he was going through a lot.

38:01

Absolutely, Yeah, yeah,

38:04

he was experiencing obviously extreme paranoia.

38:06

He said that he would hear things, he couldn't

38:09

sleep at night, like it was it was bad. And

38:11

when doctor Phil interviewed him, he

38:14

mentions having no recollection

38:17

of the attack. And there's like a video

38:19

of him in jail during this interview

38:21

and he's just like sobbing because he can't

38:24

believe what he did. You know, that's really

38:26

to not even be able to remember that

38:29

that's something that you did. Absolutely

38:31

so um. Yeah, the

38:33

psychiatrist recommended that if

38:36

they if he is found to be insane according

38:38

to the court, that they transport him to a mental

38:40

hospital. Against It's like, whether he wants to or

38:42

not, that's well, that's where he'll be because

38:44

he is a danger to himself and

38:47

to those around him. Essentially. He had

38:49

a trial in twenty twenty. Finally

38:51

it was set for May, but I

38:54

think it might have been moved because of COVID. So

38:57

I'm not sure what his status is other than yes,

38:59

he is still in jail

39:02

obviously, and either he'll

39:04

go to jail if he's not deemed insane

39:06

according to the court, or he will go to

39:08

a mental hospital. Yeah. It's

39:10

interesting because I've heard about this story

39:13

mentioned from time to time is just like

39:15

a haha, this cannibal in Florida

39:18

haha. But yep, as usual,

39:20

once you get into the nuances into it, you're

39:22

like, oh shit, it

39:25

is a really sad, hard, tragic

39:27

story. And I mean,

39:31

obviously there's no excuse for what he

39:33

did, but also you have to address

39:35

the fact that this was mental illness,

39:38

like severe mental illness. Yeah,

39:41

oh my gosh, that was heavy.

39:44

It was heavy. And after

39:47

the break we'll be a little

39:49

less heavy, god

39:51

willing. And if the creek don't

39:54

rise, all right, we'll be right back. Okay,

39:59

we're back. Here's another

40:01

thing. We're going to talk about, another hoax,

40:04

but related to cannibalism,

40:06

which I now feel like is a

40:09

vaguely inappropriate tangent

40:11

based on the sad story about mental health

40:14

that had happened, but some cannibalism did

40:16

happen, So we're

40:18

going to talk a little bit about cannibalism.

40:21

So I love some cannibalism stories.

40:24

But okay, it's also we're doing

40:26

some cross promotion right now, so

40:28

so sorry, but our company I just

40:31

put out a podcast called a Stray

40:34

and yeah, it's pretty good. I worked

40:36

on it it's so good

40:39

all for me for a sentence

40:41

saying something kind of stupid.

40:44

But as the producer, I feel like that's fine, that's

40:46

my role. And the reason I bring

40:48

it up is because when we are doing the podcast,

40:50

we met this guy who Caroline Slaughter,

40:53

the host, interviewed a few times and

40:55

his name's Michael John and his hobby

40:58

is cannibal hunting. Such

41:00

a hobby. Yeah, it's his

41:02

hobby. That's something that he does and

41:05

and specifically he's done in reference

41:08

to going to India

41:10

and having encounters with this

41:12

type of sadu, which is a holy

41:15

man and Hinduism. They're

41:17

called the Agory. It's a very very

41:19

small sect of people and they actually

41:21

do eat deceased bodies,

41:25

so dead corpses. They find

41:27

them in the river Ganges, which is uh

41:29

considered a holy river. I think it's like

41:32

three thousand bodies are thrown into

41:34

the Ganges every year and they'll

41:36

like fish out some of the bodies. Yeah, and

41:38

they'll like eat parts of them. And

41:42

why are they there, the agori or

41:44

the bodiesies, Well,

41:47

because the river is considered

41:49

holy. Um, it is thought that

41:52

it kind of if you toss a body

41:54

into the river. It will like purify

41:56

it, it will make you. I

41:58

forget exactly what it's called, but it is

42:01

something about purification of the spirit. If

42:03

you throw a dead body in there, it is now apparently

42:05

a eagle to throw bodies in it, but lots

42:07

of people still do it, obviously, but ironically,

42:10

you would then potentially get eaten, yes,

42:13

by an agory probably. I mean I

42:15

really doubt they eat three thousand bodies a year,

42:17

but they do eat some bodies,

42:20

some bodies a year.

42:22

And there's some like pretty visceral descriptions

42:25

in the podcast that you can, you know, listen to it

42:27

to hear them. But there's like this one where,

42:30

um, so Michael yawned the cannibal

42:32

Hunter, he saw an agry actually

42:34

eat a man one time, and then

42:36

he also described this. He described

42:39

this also this really haunting image

42:41

which was an a gory

42:44

who used a dead dog

42:46

carcass as a pillow for months.

42:50

And the reason they

42:52

do this um the way that Michael describes

42:54

it in the podcast. He says that they believe

42:57

God created everything right, and

42:59

the God or the gods are perfect.

43:02

Therefore everything is perfect in the world. Therefore,

43:04

if you're discusted by anything you're disgusted

43:06

by God, and you should seek to overcome

43:10

everything that disgusted. You just

43:12

seek to overcome the emotion of disgust. So basically,

43:14

it's just like doing all the most taboo shit is

43:17

really in service of, you know, the gods,

43:20

because the God's made the world perfect.

43:22

So if you're disgusted, you're you're a bad

43:24

person. I kind of hear that like when

43:27

eating ass for the first time, but

43:30

I feel like healthy boundaries custom

43:33

mark. Yeah, and like

43:35

you know, there's a lot of other complicated

43:38

things wrapped up in like what the agory believe, but

43:40

they do these are cannibals

43:42

who be existent for real. But

43:45

while we were doing research for a stray, Michael

43:47

at one point sent us this website

43:50

of a secret cannibalistic

43:52

society in Los Angeles.

43:55

It would be la, oh, it's

43:57

the most organic thing to eat. It's

43:59

yaman, just eat yourself, guys.

44:03

And it's kind of funny because they

44:05

claim members like Katie Perry,

44:07

because Chelsea Clinton, Anderson Cooper

44:09

and Meryl Streep are all part of this cannibalistic

44:12

society. But it was you know,

44:14

it's pretty easy to prove that

44:16

this all was made up it's all

44:18

fake, Like you know, the It was funny because they

44:20

have like a staff page and it's really easy to find.

44:23

The pictures of the staff people are just like Getty

44:25

images. It's also like

44:27

the website's IP number

44:29

traces back to this phone number that's known for scams.

44:31

So it's not real. This is all a

44:34

hoax. But for a minute there,

44:36

I was really convinced it

44:38

was a real thing, because I was like, La, these

44:40

fancy people in lay O, they're like eating

44:42

people, Yavi, You're just hoax breaking.

44:45

I love it. Yeah, I mean I

44:47

kind of wanted to. So basically

44:49

like the their mission statement

44:52

because it's basically like a dining experience,

44:55

a cannibal club specializing

44:57

in the preparation of human meat. The

44:59

Cannibal Club brings the cutting edge of experimental

45:02

cuisine to the refined palettes of Las

45:04

Cultural, which is

45:06

hilarious. La. Sometimes

45:09

I'm just like, you need to go be on

45:11

your own. I mean it says something

45:13

about La, where like for a second, I was like, oh,

45:16

I mean probably there's this

45:19

tracks. This makes sense, this tracks.

45:21

But yeah, so their menu, you know,

45:23

they said that they are collaborating with visiting

45:26

cooks from around the world because you know,

45:28

there's just so many cooks out like

45:30

I'm coming for that to cook

45:33

for that, and the meat we

45:35

service selected from the young and healthy.

45:38

Oh okay, I remember

45:40

this conspiracy though. I remember this conspiracy because

45:42

my friend told me about it. She's like, Hillary

45:44

Clinton eats eats babies.

45:47

Like, well, it's not Hillary, it's her daughter, Okay,

45:50

Well whatever my point is, though,

45:52

this was like a big conspiracy, and I just remember kind

45:54

of looking at my friends and being like, what

45:58

I mean, it's definitely like qan on adjacent

46:01

but each dish they

46:03

say it's it's in an homage

46:05

to the dead who are reborn into

46:07

the bodies of their customers.

46:10

Well, that would be worse if you'd ate in a live

46:12

body, though, like if it came back a live I'm not

46:15

a fan. Absolutely, well what I And

46:17

again, another thing about LA is what I will say that

46:19

it's so hard to divide like hoax from

46:21

real because that's a hoax, but it

46:23

is a real thing to take

46:26

your own blood and then put it

46:28

in a oh, a vial.

46:31

I know exactly where you're going take

46:33

your own blood and put it in a vial and

46:35

then have it separated and then inject

46:37

the blood back inside of you because apparently

46:40

makes you look younger. Like literally,

46:42

that's the thing that they do. And it's like you hear

46:44

that, You're like, no, that's that's not a thing they do in la. They

46:46

do it all the time. I've been wanting to do it. It's called

46:48

a vampire face. I'm not kidding. But here's the

46:50

other suspicious thing. It's like somebody went

46:53

out of their way to like create this hoax,

46:55

create this like weird menu, and this whole theory

46:58

that it was a thing. Yeah, some people have free

47:00

time, you know. That's

47:02

the problem. You as a pretty sure to understand

47:04

that, Taylor. That's the problem with the industrial

47:07

revolution is that it gave

47:09

laborers free time. So

47:12

then you make a cannibal,

47:14

a fake cannibal restaurant website

47:17

out as anti union this podcast

47:20

everyone, I'm against

47:22

the union. That's you know, I think we should just go back

47:24

to fourteen hour days.

47:28

Govey's like also a children's labor Like

47:30

children should have never gotten rights to begin. Okay,

47:33

here's this is a good point though, Like if

47:35

we had never gotten rid of the every

47:38

hour of the day work day, then we wouldn't

47:41

have quan on think

47:43

about that, about that conspiracy. Gaffy's

47:45

like, I'm coming up with the conspiracies all on

47:47

my own. Conspiracy people's

47:50

sound though, they'll literally be like, hey, so you

47:52

know Kim Kardashian and then like somehow

47:54

trace it all back to and that's

47:56

like why they're child trafficking in like

47:58

Wayfair online.

48:03

Yeah, like Wayfair online

48:05

sex traffickers. I don't know, okay,

48:09

but here are some on this fake menu. I

48:12

mean they say a normal pina

48:14

pasta with meat sauce, but you know, special

48:16

meat. They also have a placenta

48:18

lasagna. Women do eat

48:20

their own placenta, Yeah they do,

48:23

so I guess that is cannibalism, but

48:25

don't do it as a surprise. Okay,

48:27

Now that I'm looking at the menu, because it's panapasta with

48:29

meat sauce, sirloin steak, liver and mushroom,

48:31

Parogi's placenta lasagna, and

48:34

Missus Lovett's meat pies.

48:37

Now that I'm looking at this, I think the way you could disprove

48:39

this conspiracy theory, this hoax is

48:41

that that is too many carbs

48:44

for LA's elite. Oh yeah,

48:48

where's the poke bowls? Exactly

48:51

I mean that's I think that is the

48:53

most Now looking at this, I'm like, yeah,

48:55

this this is fake because they

48:57

want to be having any of that bread maybe

49:00

the sirloin steak, but Perry

49:04

would not have like a meat pie.

49:06

She wouldn't like. I mean, they're

49:08

also frail and skinny. There. You can't

49:11

have any cars. You can't do that.

49:13

That's crazy. Oh wow,

49:15

another hoax disproven by

49:17

Gabby, like the one that was already

49:19

disproved. I disproved it disprovement.

49:23

Yeah, good job, Gabby, thank

49:25

you. Wow, I feel really smart. Okay,

49:28

so this is even another Gabby too

49:30

much today, I'm sorry we did Okay,

49:32

So guys, thanks

49:34

for listening. I hope

49:37

you enjoyed the show. Nika Taylor, any

49:39

last closing thoughts mmmmm

49:42

no, mmm, just thinking about

49:44

that placenta placenta

49:46

lasagna maybe

49:49

like a placenta like grain

49:51

bowl. That feels more

49:53

accurate, This feels more real. So

49:55

those are my notes for this website avocado

49:58

toast with a gall

50:00

bladder. So anyway,

50:04

thanks for listening into cadaver Gals and

50:08

you'll hear from us next week.

50:19

The Dargal cadaver

50:25

Gals is a podcast produced by School

50:27

of Humans and iHeartRadio. It's

50:30

made by Me,

50:33

Gabby Watts, Nika Duarte, and Taylor

50:35

Church. You can follow us on the

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50:43

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