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School of Humans. Hello

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everyone, this is a show where we talk about

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can get explicit, so you've been

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Hello, Well you beautiful

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cadaverous people out there. Welcome

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to Cadaver Gals. I'm Taylor, I'm

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Nika, I'm Copy

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and this is kid daver Gows.

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This is Cadaver Goals. This is

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a podcast where we talk about ways

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we die, so we're

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facing our own mortality here. Today

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we will dive into how a woman murdered her husband,

1:05

the death of a sad philosopher, and

1:07

how Google can solve mysteries. So

1:16

I really want to know how Owen

1:19

Wilson and death are a

1:21

thing, because I thought he was still alive

1:24

as of recording this podcast. Yes he is.

1:26

However, we do not know what twenty twenty holds

1:28

for us. Yeah for real though, Yes, So I've

1:30

never seen this movie. Um, have you

1:32

guys seen The Wedding Crashers? Yes, yes, okay,

1:35

we haven't seen it. Owen Wilson was

1:37

in that movie. And in that movie, apparently

1:40

he poisons someone and gives

1:42

him explosive. Oh I hate this word. Hey

1:44

this word. Yeah,

1:46

thanks for saying it for me, Gabby, say it again, Dia,

1:49

there we go. I had this. I'm sorry

1:51

I had this. I had this diarrhea biology

1:56

professor in college and his two

1:58

favorite so he had like a microphone, so his two

2:00

favorite things to say in a microphone were gone

2:03

arrhea and diarrhea. And

2:05

he said that literally every single class.

2:07

Anyway, can I would have dropped that class so

2:10

quickly. Anyway, poisoning.

2:12

Yeah, so in this movie,

2:15

um, he gives someone that D

2:17

word the

2:20

other D word, um by putting

2:23

eye drops into their drink. That's like a

2:25

thing that happens in that movie. Correct, it's

2:28

cheeky, it's fun, it's harmless,

2:30

it's flirty. It's flirty so

2:33

he could flirt. Alert

2:35

it was so he could flirt. Okay, well I didn't know that, so

2:37

yeah, it was hell of flirty. However, in

2:40

real life, it's not the case he kill

2:42

someone. So that's what happened to our

2:44

I don't know Woman of the Week Lana

2:47

Sue Clayton. So she's

2:49

the fifty three year old woman from South Carolina

2:52

represent present hit And

2:55

this was actually this isn't twenty twenty, He says, it's

2:57

very recent, and she's been sentenced to twenty five

2:59

years in prison for voluntary

3:01

manslaughter. I feel like I probably know these

3:03

people. Oo, I mean

3:06

from Lake Wiley. No, I

3:08

don't know. I don't know. Okay, we don't know those that

3:11

aren't my paper paple and more a lot

3:14

like Heartwell, well, they're like from like a really

3:16

nice affluent area, so it makes sense you don't know them, Taylor,

3:18

Okay, all

3:21

right. According to her, she

3:24

accidentally poisoned her husband's

3:26

water with vicine eye drops,

3:29

so she found she got the idea from

3:31

wedding crashers, and basically she thought

3:34

that I was just gonna give him the d and like, you

3:36

know, it would feel like something to kind

3:38

of annoy him. She was annoyed at him.

3:41

But actually, what really happens when

3:43

it gets into your eyes. What it does

3:45

is they're like basically vaso constrictors

3:48

to the eyes. So it basically means that they take the blood vessels

3:50

and they make them more narrow, and so there's less

3:52

blood coming into the blood vessels,

3:54

so your eyes clear up from whatever redness

3:56

you have. That makes sense, Yeah, exactly However,

3:59

if you ingest it, it is

4:02

absorbed very quickly through the gastro

4:04

intestinal tract and it goes straight into your blood sula.

4:07

Yes, yes, yes, and it causes

4:09

like nausea, a blurd vision, and dropping

4:11

body temperature of dangerous dropping

4:13

blood pressure and mild coma and then

4:16

death. Oh yea, how much?

4:19

It's actually interesting. It's different for everyone. So depends

4:21

on how like what your body weight is, how

4:23

like binger small you are, your like

4:26

health in yeah,

4:29

how many times you go to therapy a week like things like

4:31

that. I imagine if you like consumed

4:34

it and you cried a lot, then you might

4:36

actually be safe. That's true. That's why on

4:38

this podcast we say cry to cry out

4:40

the poison. You never know.

4:43

So that's what happened. So like it basically

4:46

death happens.

4:49

I wonder what it's does it say that on the label?

4:51

It does? It says you should not ingest it and you got

4:54

to keep it like away from children and pets. So how

4:56

did he actually die? Then? Well, he

4:59

was found face down in his

5:01

very nice house and

5:03

she said it was a fall. And

5:05

what actually happened is he went

5:08

into a coma. Basically, she admits

5:11

initially to just poisoning him once,

5:13

but according to investigators, he

5:15

actually seems to have being poisoned over a period of

5:17

three days. And then

5:20

prosecutors were like, she was after his money

5:22

because he owned a million dollar

5:24

house in this really nice neighborhood that Taylor does not

5:26

know him, and it was like an estate and

5:29

the house was under her husband's name,

5:31

and only her husband's name. It was actually

5:33

like a replok of George Washington's

5:35

Mountain Vernon House, which is like this really beautiful,

5:38

majestic house, and I don't know why anyone

5:40

would want that, but he loved it. Yeah.

5:43

They had initially concluded that it had been a bad

5:45

fall, and then the autopsy happened and they

5:47

were like, oh, this man was poisoned.

5:49

Oh, actually a whole funeral happened

5:52

there had they had their funeral and their really beautiful

5:54

house. The estate was getting set. She was about

5:56

to get away with it, and then the autopsy

5:58

came back and it was poisoned, and

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then she admitted to poisoning

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him and was sentenced to twenty five years prison.

6:05

She said it was only once, and everyone was

6:07

like, you know, she doesn't have any past. You know things

6:10

or whatever. She's never been a jail like blah

6:12

blah. And then they found out that she she

6:15

accidentally shot him with a crossbow

6:17

while he was sleeping once four

6:22

years prior, so definitely.

6:24

Yeah, so that was like knocking around with my crossbows.

6:27

I was standing in front of this one

6:29

guy. She shot him in the head,

6:31

like for real and the head, yeah, the cross

6:34

bow by accident, Yeah, while

6:36

he was was he sleeping in their bed? Okay,

6:39

I know, I know. It sounds like it was a very

6:41

healthy marriage. That's

6:44

pretty pretty All of that is premeditated.

6:46

So twenty five My point is is twenty five years.

6:49

This is literally privilege right

6:52

here written. Yeah, they were pushing for fifty,

6:54

but she ended up getting twenty five. It was actually

6:56

pretty scandalous because when the autopsy

6:58

results were coming in, she was

7:01

found that they arrested her and she was found

7:03

trying to kill herself by like carbon

7:05

monoxide poisoning. Because she said she was like, I felt

7:08

so bad, I even almost tried to kill myself.

7:10

She literally said that, all right, well, thank

7:12

you Nika. That was actually very eye opening

7:14

and enlightening. So that

7:19

was I would love to think that that pun

7:21

wasn't. Everything is intentional. Thank

7:23

you, Nica, and we'll be right back. Welcome

7:28

back, cadaver lovers. Um, it's

7:31

cadaver girls, you already know. Um.

7:33

I want to listen to this incredible story that

7:35

Gabby has. It's about

7:37

a dog, right, well

7:40

not really, it's really about a guy named

7:42

Harra Clidas. Oh

7:46

but there's gonna be some doggies back at

7:48

the end of the story. All right, So

7:50

this is my main man, HARRAA Clidas.

7:53

Should you just wink at me? No, I

7:55

probably just had a spasm. She

7:57

was like, this is about really

8:01

makes me nervous. Sometimes I'm not gonna lie. So

8:03

let me take you back in time to four

8:05

hundred seventy five BC.

8:08

What a fucking year. Good times

8:10

were happening. What was happening? I don't know.

8:12

Persia was messing around doing

8:14

some stuff. There are some empires, there are people

8:17

trying to get land and then not have it, and there's

8:19

peasants and slaves, and people were doing

8:21

all sorts of fun things like

8:23

US. Lots of human rights violations.

8:25

So this was a long time ago. This was back when philosophers

8:28

were philosophies and you know, probably wearing

8:30

robes. I imagine like kind of I

8:33

feel like they're kind of like transparent robes

8:35

too, so you could kind of always see an outline

8:37

of the bodice. You know, That's what I'm

8:39

kind of imagining in this time. You know, some grapes

8:42

are being held above people. Okay,

8:44

question, and I know that the answer is

8:46

yes. But like people

8:50

talked about philosophy, Like we talked about philosophers

8:52

all the time, and like all

8:54

there's like all of these philosophers, but

8:56

like, who are the philosophers today? Who would

8:59

be considered the philosophers? I have no idea.

9:01

Cardi B. Cardi B. All right,

9:03

yeah, and you read the Bible, Cardi

9:05

B. Bible. It's really good. It's

9:07

just okur and then the Kur is just the whole.

9:10

It's like a thousand of ours. It's great.

9:12

Well, there are modern philosophers. I mean, there's this

9:14

one dude who wrote this book called Precipice, which

9:16

is pretty good. It's about how he was actually pretty optimistic

9:19

about the end of the world. So there are philosophers,

9:21

moral philosopher blah blah blah blah blah. But

9:23

you know there's like modern ones. There's

9:25

like you know, Nietzsche. He's pretty modern. I was thinking

9:27

about him today because he hates women and it's really

9:29

funny to read his quotes. He's just like women

9:32

took. But just somebody so okay, So

9:34

then I guess really my question is somebody like, okay,

9:36

what do you do for a living? Like, oh, I'm a philosopher.

9:38

Yeah, you're like you working on Lord or whatever,

9:40

and you read books and you like think about ideas.

9:43

You read books and think about ideas, but really

9:46

a job, they're probably like on TikTok.

9:48

Now though, like philosopher TikTok.

9:51

That's it's just interesting because you think of the old

9:53

philosophers. Yeah, long ass beards

9:56

by this guy, Herrick Clyde As. He was born in

9:58

the Persian Empire and what is now modern

10:00

day Turkey, and he got

10:03

this really cool nickname and I really identify

10:05

with him. He was called the Weeping Philosopher

10:08

because his shit was so depressing. He was like,

10:10

cry, cry cry, And then his nemesis

10:12

was this other bro whoever everyone called

10:15

the Laughing Philosopher. So

10:17

you know, I'm sorry, but those

10:19

times were pure comedy, Like I cannot

10:22

even imagine. They hadn't even invented

10:24

tragedy. Yet so it was all

10:26

as, it's

10:29

so funny. This philosopher is just over

10:31

there, he's just he's just weeping,

10:34

and then this other philosopher just laughing

10:36

at him for weeping. And here's

10:38

the thing that I think, so Harry Clydis

10:40

was known for being for crying

10:42

and being depressed and shit, sometimes when I think

10:45

about philosophers and their lives, like literally,

10:47

like what you have to do all day to be a philosopher

10:49

just sounds like depression. You

10:53

look at the wall, you like, write

10:55

down your sad little meme thoughts. You're

10:58

just like you contemplate

11:00

a lot. You know, I don't want

11:03

to look inwards so much at myself because a lot

11:05

of it is not pretty. Yeah, And sadly,

11:07

Harry Clids he probably had too many deep

11:09

thoughts and that's why he was so depressed. Ergo

11:12

the weeping philosopher, poor man.

11:14

Okay, he said a lot of really

11:16

chipper things that I think we should get embroidered

11:19

on pillows. For example, something

11:21

he said was corpses are more fit

11:23

to be cast out than dung. Get

11:25

that on a pillow, you know, dung

11:28

more valuable than a corpse I

11:31

mean, you know, I don't like that D word, but thank you

11:33

for sharing. Well, this was Harry Clidas.

11:35

I mean he said it in a different language, but

11:37

you know it still probably began with a D. Did

11:39

they have d's back then, I don't know. He

11:42

also he was I relate to him because he

11:44

had a big superiority complex, which

11:46

I think is someone who's had depression. Sometimes you

11:48

get so deep in your depression you're just like, mm,

11:50

I'm so sad, and my sadness makes me

11:52

better than other people. I just know what's up with

11:55

the world. So he said one is

11:57

ten thousand to me if he be the best,

12:00

get that on a pillow. And

12:03

so he also, okay, he this,

12:06

these aren't the dogs that I'm referencing. But he

12:08

also did say that most dudes out there were

12:10

just like dogs. He said, men like dogs.

12:13

They also bark at what they do not know.

12:15

So, I mean, if that ain't true, I

12:17

know he was definitely kind

12:19

of like me, and like how I think about basic

12:22

people sometimes. You know, I'm just like these

12:24

dogs be barking. You know, I

12:28

love dog. That's mean too, Taylor.

12:31

All humans are valuable. So the

12:33

thing about Harry Clidas he was the ultimate

12:35

Debbie Downer and

12:38

he also the problem with his philosophy

12:40

though, is that no one understood what the fuck he

12:43

was saying. He was like so convoluted,

12:45

which I also feel similar too, because sometimes

12:47

I use too many prepositional phrases

12:50

that people don't really understand what I'm saying and

12:52

they're like, what are you saying? And I'm like, I don't

12:54

know what I'm saying. But I think Harry

12:56

Clidas never responded to the feedback where people

12:58

are like, I don't know what you're saying. He was like, oh,

13:00

you were stupid. That's what he would do. He thought everyone

13:03

was dumb. Do you think that you and Harry

13:05

Quitis would be a good couple? No,

13:09

that sounds toxic, as hale, I do not

13:11

want to date myself. No, thank you, Okay,

13:13

no, thank you not. But I mean I think

13:15

we could work well in that he

13:17

did become a hermit, and unlike

13:20

you, I might thrive in a long

13:22

distance relationship where I have like my hermit

13:24

boyfriend out in the

13:27

woods. I think you would actually

13:31

he also, I mean his big thing though, was that he

13:33

thought everything about life was strife,

13:35

Like everything is an oppositional force.

13:37

So everything is just opposing. But

13:40

I think that's kind of beautiful in some ways because

13:42

then it's like if everything that that, that is what it

13:45

is, and we're working, and that's what the life is. It's

13:47

the working through the strife. Yeah, that's

13:49

fair. I mean, yeah, I actually do get that.

13:51

And also like that makes me very tired.

13:53

I've just been very tired lately. You have a lot

13:55

of strife, yeah, he

13:58

said. The human condition is chiefly categorized

14:01

by strife, by the coming together and pulling away

14:03

of opposing forces. We'll

14:05

drink to that mite. So the problem with

14:07

all of this shit, the reason I'm saying all this stuff

14:10

is because I love exposition and I always

14:12

do too much of it. But here's the point, harro

14:14

Clidas. He also he became a recluse

14:16

at one point, like he got really standoffish from

14:18

the other philosophers. He thought they were all morons because they

14:20

didn't understand him. So he started playing with the kids.

14:23

He started playing dice with them at the temple

14:25

or whatever the fuck, you know what you do. Yeah, and

14:27

then he just like went and lived in the

14:30

mountains and he was feeding on grasses

14:32

and herbs and just like living by himself,

14:35

like a little hermit out there. But his

14:37

problem was that he had drop sea, which

14:39

is basically just like where your body

14:41

swells, and so he would just

14:43

get like, we're all bloated in all parts of his body.

14:46

And so he would sometimes

14:48

go and see the doctors and he would explain to the

14:50

doctors his condition. He was like, yo, I'm

14:52

drop seeing enough. But he would tell his symptoms

14:55

to them in riddles,

14:57

and so the doctors are like, I don't know what the

14:59

fuck you're saying, Harry Clidas,

15:02

I don't get it. And then he was

15:04

like, well, you're dumb if you don't get my riddles,

15:06

doctor, And so then he would walk

15:08

away and be like I can cure myself, and

15:10

so he would go out back to his little hermitude

15:13

or whatever he was doing. He did not know

15:15

how good he had it back then. I'm sure the healthcare

15:17

system was better back then than it is now. He

15:20

is so mad about the healthcare system right

15:22

now today. That's you should

15:25

be. So the dropsy

15:27

is what led to mister Harroclyde's demise,

15:30

but also maybe his real demise was

15:32

his pride. Okay, because he's

15:34

like I know better than these motherfuckers.

15:36

Here's what I'm gonna do. And Okay,

15:38

sure we don't know exactly how

15:40

he died, but here's what they think happened

15:43

to this man. He was like, Okay, these

15:45

doctors who I talked to riddles in don't

15:47

understand me. They don't get me. So

15:50

what I'm gonna do is this classic

15:53

ointment of cow manure.

15:55

What I'm gonna do, I'm going to rub the

15:57

manure all over my body

16:00

and then I'm going to go sit in the sun with this manure

16:02

because that's obviously going to absorb all of

16:04

the liquid that's filling up my body

16:07

from the drop. See, I mean what

16:09

philosopher is thinking that that's the

16:11

right thing to do. Like the reason that it's exiting

16:14

a body is because it doesn't need to be in

16:16

there, So why are you trying to put it back on you? The

16:19

cow manure? Yeah?

16:21

Oh well yeah, well he

16:23

was thinking of it as kind of like how you would think

16:25

of maybe like a mud facial, right now,

16:27

you know where you get like take out all of the lips.

16:30

So my dude, Harry Clydas, He was like, Okay,

16:32

I've caked myself a manure and now I'm going

16:34

to lay back and let the sun absorb

16:37

all the shit out of me via the shit basically.

16:40

But then they say this. One bro said, well,

16:43

he was just baking out in the sun and then suddenly

16:45

he was attacked by a herd of

16:47

wild dogs, and the dogs at

16:50

him up and he died. Oh no, my

16:52

god, that's not where I was expecting that to

16:54

go. Yeah, that just like spiraled

16:56

very quickly. Okay, I

16:59

feel like this was Is it

17:01

not accurate? We

17:04

could no, not to. I

17:06

don't want to attack a gabby. No. I

17:08

think that the story is accurate

17:11

in the sense of philosophers were sharing the story,

17:13

but I kind of think they just hated him. Yeah,

17:15

I feel like they were just bullying him. I

17:17

mean for good reason. Can you imagine someone

17:19

looking at you and be like, you just don't get me, You're dumb.

17:22

Well, it's happened to me a lot of times, actually, um,

17:24

and it feels bad. Yeah.

17:26

So I don't think you and Harry Claus would get along

17:29

because he was not very nice to like his predecessors

17:31

or his fellow colleagues. He thought everyone was dumb.

17:34

So I'm sure everyone was like Okay, sure,

17:37

maybe he just died of a regular death

17:39

of dropsy, or maybe he was trying to cure himself

17:41

another way with dropsy, But no, we're gonna write

17:43

down that he was eaten by dogs

17:45

after he was covered in There

17:48

is so much in history that I

17:50

just don't believe because I don't trust

17:52

the people who wrote history down. There

17:55

is a lot that I think was just said

17:57

to metaphors

18:01

or to make other people look bad, or to erase other

18:03

people from history and riddles a

18:05

riddle exactly. Also, the concept

18:08

of history wasn't invented until much later

18:10

after Harry Clydas was alive, so that's another

18:12

thing too. But I think maybe

18:14

if if we are thinking about the other philosophers

18:17

who in turn became petty

18:19

because Harry Clydas was such a petty motherfucker

18:21

of just feeling anyone's wearing me, or like a condescending

18:24

brat basically, then

18:26

I kind of understand their metaphor is like we

18:28

don't like this, go guy, ha ha, he

18:31

was covered in cow dung and got eaten by

18:34

dogs. That sounds like a rumor that

18:36

would be like started today, Like listen,

18:40

Harry clydas he was eating

18:42

by dogs. He eaten

18:45

my wild dogs. That does sound like

18:47

a terrible death, though, And I am really

18:49

horrified that he just was like out there baking

18:51

and ship in the sun. Yeah, like

18:54

if he was. Whether

18:56

all of that's true or not,

18:58

or whether he died by dogs or dog

19:01

or dropsy, all of those

19:03

things are just some par

19:05

best, you know. Yeah, Like

19:08

any way that he died is probably bad. But we know it started

19:10

with a d We know it started with

19:12

the dogs. Drops your dog. Choose

19:15

your player? Lay here,

19:18

Gabby, we eat you get a player who Yeah, obviously,

19:22

Yeah, I'm dropsy.

19:24

I think you're yeah your dogs obviously

19:27

Yeah. Okay, Gabby. Do you think that learning

19:29

about the story has helped you

19:32

to grow as a person. Has it made

19:34

you face some of your negative

19:36

qualities? Well? I think about

19:38

Thank you for asking that question. What I like

19:40

to think about is sometimes if

19:43

you think too deeply about having a negative

19:45

life, then I mean,

19:47

yes, let us baseline accept

19:50

life is meaningless, nothing matters,

19:52

et cetera. But if you just live that

19:54

way, you're not going to do anything exciting.

19:56

So I can say that's all true, but

19:59

no one I'm going to pretend that there's something that's better

20:01

out there so that I don't get eaten

20:03

by dogs. Okay, that

20:06

feels like a real journey for you. Yeah,

20:09

I don't want. I'm fixating so much on Gabby's

20:11

journey this time. I don't know why. I'm

20:13

just a very important person. Oh well,

20:17

you're working on the affirmations.

20:20

Wow. Okay, Well Gabby

20:22

has learned nothing and we'll be right back. Welcome

20:27

back, cadaver gals.

20:30

I have a great story for you.

20:32

You're gonna love this, Nika, because we're going back

20:34

to the year of nineteen ninety seven. That

20:37

was the year you were born. You don't even know. It

20:39

was an amazing year. The Spice Girls

20:41

they were ruling bop

20:43

was an actual bop. The nineties

20:45

were hot, and I'm really sad that you missed out

20:47

on a lot of it. Did you have, like, um,

20:50

a windbreaker suit? A wind suit?

20:53

No? Oh,

20:55

I did as a little baybey. Yeah. Like those

20:58

outfits though, are so loud, you

21:00

know, because it's like, because I have the one, I

21:02

got the audio. Yeah, because then you're just like

21:06

that is sounded like

21:09

that's totally fair. Missed out on too

21:11

much? All right, So we're going to Florida,

21:14

Palm Springs, Florida. This

21:16

is about a felon named William

21:18

who went by Bill so

21:21

Bill. He went out for drinks

21:23

one night and he around nine

21:25

thirty pm, he called his girlfriend

21:27

and he said, hey, checking

21:30

in. So sweet of him, by the way,

21:32

checking in probably on a payphone,

21:35

Oh totally or

21:38

did they page? No,

21:40

No, probably a payphone. Let's be completely

21:42

so sweet, like extra extra you

21:45

have to have change, how a loud because you're

21:47

your room breaker or your coin

21:51

and you got your change in your pockets. Okay, change

21:54

all the time. Yeah. This is just to tell anyone

21:56

that if your partner's like, ohness, like sorry I didn't

21:58

check in last night, like I just like couldn't

22:00

bro Billy in the year of

22:02

ninety seven checked in on a payphone. Yeah,

22:04

yeah, he asked for better, better

22:07

standards exactly anyway,

22:09

So they said that he had left

22:11

around eleven or eleven thirty, but they also

22:13

said that he was fine, Like you know, the

22:16

bar seemed to like they see it seemed like they

22:18

checked in on him just to make sure that he was good.

22:20

They didn't want him to endanger himself or anyone

22:22

else, etc. Etc. So

22:25

he left around eleven eleven thirty, and y'all,

22:27

he was never seen again. He literally

22:31

vanishes. Oh my gosh.

22:33

He was like in his car and just like vanish.

22:35

Yeah, hey, everybody they said they saw him leave

22:38

around eleven eleven thirty and

22:40

then he was never seen or

22:42

heard from again. So he had

22:44

a girlfriend, you know, and she was obviously very

22:46

worried. So she like called it in. She was like, he never

22:48

came home. There was you know, there

22:50

was like a missing persons he was reported all

22:53

of that. And so

22:55

anyway, fast forward to twenty

22:58

nineteen, we're still in Florida

23:01

and there's this new like subdivision like

23:04

in this area or thing going

23:06

up, you know, and there is this developer

23:09

and he was like surveying the land

23:11

or something I don't know, whatever the whatever, develop

23:14

looking at some

23:16

good land. You know. We went from nineteen

23:19

ninety seven to drones, okay, And so

23:21

he gets his drone and he's

23:23

like surveying the land. He's like checking out to see

23:25

like what things look like. And there's

23:27

this pond, there's like man made pond,

23:29

right, and he sees this

23:32

like little thing like glisten

23:35

in the camera of his drone.

23:37

And he's like, mmm, that looks

23:39

like a car, and so he goes to

23:42

his computer and he goes to Google Earth and

23:45

he sees it. There's this car, like it's very

23:47

visible. There is this silver sedan

23:51

in this pond. So he calls

23:53

the Sheriff's department and they come

23:55

to you what they have to do to get the car to the pond. And

23:58

they find a skeleton and

24:01

you, Nika guessed it it

24:03

was mister Bill. That

24:06

would be crazy if it was a different person. And

24:08

then that Bill story was just a setup.

24:12

We still don't know where it is. He's still

24:15

missing. No, So twenty two

24:17

years later they

24:19

find out that this is Bill. So they take him to the medical

24:22

They you know, it's handed over to the medical

24:24

examiner. You know, there's really

24:26

no evidence of foul play or anything like

24:28

that. They just kind of assumed that he lost control of

24:30

the vehicle and landed in the pond and

24:33

that then that was undeveloped land, right.

24:36

Yeah, but I mean this pond like it's man made.

24:38

It was still there and so that brings

24:40

me, Okay, so that brings me to my first question, like

24:43

who was the man who made the pond? Yeah?

24:48

No, so he's missing.

24:50

They knew where he was previously, he

24:52

had checked in at nine thirty eleven

24:55

eleven thirty. They see him leave, like did they

24:57

how did they not see? Like

24:59

did they not do like follow retrace

25:02

his steps? And did they not see the tire tracks?

25:04

I just find really strange, and I'm like, what

25:07

was going on? It was the nineties

25:09

and they didn't know about bodies of

25:11

water back I know, well,

25:14

I mean it is Florida. I

25:16

mean these were some even if they were Florida

25:18

swamp cops though, I mean, they know about

25:20

the power of the water. They

25:22

should have confused by that. It's

25:25

very collige the police.

25:27

They can't even find somebody's car in

25:29

the pawns.

25:32

I mean, Florida, though, has a lot

25:34

of sink holes that can just spring

25:36

up, i mean spring down out of nowhere. So

25:38

they probably had to look in like at least a thousand

25:41

saint holes. So also,

25:43

maybe one of them was going through a divorce, one

25:45

of them cops, So you don't ever know who they were

25:48

going through. Okay, yeah, okay,

25:50

fine. Next thing then, though, is

25:53

Google. You know, Google finds

25:55

a lot of like catches crimes

25:57

and like criminals and things

26:00

they have to go through every single frame to blur out all

26:02

the faces. So did they not see the car? And

26:04

like, I like, I don't know

26:06

this answer. So if anybody knows anybody works for

26:08

Google Earth or something like that, like

26:12

what is the what's the rule there? Like if you see something,

26:14

is it like don't ask, don't tell, Like you're just like

26:16

like you just put it out there and you're like, Okay,

26:18

this is what this is what it's like over here, this

26:21

is your crime zone. I've always been a don't

26:23

ask, don't tell a kind of person. Like one time

26:25

in Australia when I was in my apartment, I looked

26:27

out of my window and I saw this guy rob someone

26:29

at gunpoint and the guy took his

26:32

wallet and then ran away. Well what were you? Guy didn't

26:34

say anything, and the least

26:36

you didn't then double mug that person.

26:39

You know, my earl self, I already

26:41

see they're in a vulnerable position, so

26:43

I'm gonna mug them as well. Why

26:45

would just what would Niga gain from

26:47

that sheet because they already got all the goods.

26:50

I'm just saying, if they look like maybe

26:53

you should Okay, if they look like they're

26:55

a good person to mug. What

26:57

if someone steals their fancy bag

26:59

and their wallet or whatever. Maybe they

27:01

have nice things that people want to mug. Then maybe they

27:03

have a nice shirt on, like a

27:05

nice stripped him nude

27:11

dignity. I don't like Nika's

27:13

helpful, I don't like Gabby's going to re

27:15

mug. I don't like public moodity,

27:18

but I would steal someone's

27:20

clothes. What if it was a roughly

27:23

pirate shirt. Everybody

27:25

needs one of those. I don't

27:27

have one of those. Yeah, And if I saw someone

27:30

wearing that roughly shirt, like a perfect

27:32

pirate shirt, it's hard to find. And if they

27:34

had gotten mugged and then they were crying

27:36

about it, double

27:40

follow up. I'm gonna circle back and mug

27:42

you in a couple of minutes. One second.

27:45

All right, to all of you listeners, if you ever

27:47

see one of the three of us, hope

27:50

that you're not getting mugged.

27:55

You see usn't real life. You're getting If

27:57

you do get mucked, also

28:00

continue to run because you're still

28:02

not safe. We're not going to help you. I'll tell you that

28:04

much. You're not gonna get helped, and then you're still

28:07

not safe afterwards, because like Kathy's

28:09

gonna take your pirate shirt. Really,

28:13

you're wearing a pirate shirt probably,

28:15

so please don't wear a pirate shirt when you get

28:17

mugged. Yeah, but if you

28:19

do get mugged, you can go to mugging

28:21

dot com sause buy

28:24

a police report there and then we'll delete it.

28:27

I just feel like

28:29

with the Google circle back, circle

28:32

back, not circle back, lugging, circle

28:34

back to the Google person, I

28:36

just understand why

28:38

they keep to themselves because I do that. Like,

28:41

I just I'm very like, unless

28:43

it's a serious, serious situation, I'm I'm

28:45

not gonna look at you. I'm not going to talk to you. Like I'm just gonna

28:47

keep going with my life and that and

28:50

that is really bad, but it's also kind of how I grew up.

28:53

That's fine. So like the Google person just kind of like,

28:55

listen, I'm just doing a job. Bro, all right, we're very

28:57

different if if if y'all haven't figured this out,

28:59

we're very different people. Yeah, I would,

29:02

I feel like I would help. I would at least call

29:04

nine mine one ers happing came mother Teresa,

29:06

Um, mother Teresa. I'm calling nine one

29:08

one and still like Mika,

29:12

she's gonna pretend like it didn't happen, and Gabby

29:14

will mug you. So there you go.

29:18

So you have any more button information? Story,

29:21

absolutely, and I was just getting ready to get to

29:23

it. Okay, for anyone who may not know,

29:25

if you find yourself in a vehicle

29:28

that has crashed into a body of water, a

29:30

pond, ocean, lake, what have

29:32

you use? Your head rest?

29:35

Okay, your head rest, you know,

29:37

is detachable. And if it doesn't detach

29:39

in the front like mine, I have them

29:41

in the back. So pull that batty

29:43

out and smash the window

29:46

because you're not going to be able to open the door. You're not going to

29:48

be able to smash the window yourself, but that

29:50

is like sharp and hard

29:53

and you can smash the window and swim out.

29:55

Okay. Anyway, this was a

29:57

very wonderful and chaotic episode

29:59

of Cadaver Gals. Join us next

30:01

week when who knows

30:04

what kind of adness we'll

30:06

ensue. Thank you for listening to this

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