We're back for V-Day, which just so happens to be our pod anniversary! We're bringing the romance by watching and reviewing 'Prisoners of the Ghostland' so you don't have to!

We discuss how nobody wants to be Eskimo brothers with Michael Jackson (RIP Lisa Marie Presley), how Donnie refuses to accept parental responsibilities for children of strippers, and where exactly this movie went wrong. Don't worry, we fixed it.