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Released Thursday, 9th July 2015
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A NEW EPISODE OF THE PODCAST

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A NEW EPISODE OF THE PODCAST

A NEW EPISODE OF THE PODCAST

Thursday, 9th July 2015
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0:05

Hello. I am going back

0:07

to work soon at Brooklyn nine nine.

0:10

It is a television show that I am

0:12

on. Many of you probably

0:14

call it by the wrong name. You'll

0:17

probably call it Brooklyn ninety nine nine,

0:20

or possibly Brooklyn ninety

0:22

ninety nine. Another thing you

0:24

may call it is Brooklyn ninety

0:27

nine nine, as in I

0:29

love the TV show Brooklyn nine ninety

0:31

nine. But you are wrong to say

0:34

Brooklyn ninety ninety nine. There

0:36

are only two ninths. You are

0:38

adding an extra nine for no reason

0:40

whatsoever. That is life,

0:43

I guess a series of mistakes

0:45

and miscommunications. What

0:48

a challenge is to keep striving

0:50

to love and learn to accept

0:52

everyone and everything just as

0:54

it is an imperfect tapestry.

0:58

People also call Andy samog

1:00

Adam sometimes, which stremely

1:03

blows my mind. I

1:05

would like to send your shout out to Canada

1:08

and Australia. I hope you

1:10

are having a great time. I

1:13

met a young comedian

1:15

from San Francisco to day, and when

1:17

we parted ways, I said good

1:19

luck with comedy. I drove

1:22

away full of regret. Did

1:24

that sound sarcastic? I

1:26

hope not. Maybe I should

1:29

have said good luck with comedy.

1:31

My beloved brother without

1:34

have sounded more warm and supportive.

1:37

Maybe I should have said seeing

1:39

you soon in Hollywood, kiddo

1:42

show, busy, paternal, supportive

1:45

Cawn Jewel. Oh well, I

1:48

did not say that, as we

1:50

all know now, I said good luck

1:52

with comedy, and then proceeded

1:55

to regret for a solid hour. I

1:58

also ran into some old acquaintances

2:01

yesterday. They came over

2:03

and said hello, and I said hello.

2:06

Shortly thereafter, to wrap things up,

2:08

I said, well, it was good to

2:11

see you. They just kept

2:13

standing there and smiling. They

2:15

did not say anything, but they did not leave.

2:19

Finally, I said, do you want

2:21

me to make a speech. I also

2:23

regretted, saying that it's

2:26

okay. I forgive myself.

2:29

I forgive myself. What

2:32

is my purpose of a podcast? When

2:35

does the bigger's quake come? Do

2:37

we have enough water yet? Is

2:39

the drought over? I'm

2:42

too busy now to run a podcast.

2:45

I am busy with Snapchat. You

2:47

can't see my snaps over it, She'll

2:50

see VP Parelli. I

2:53

want to watch a thousand movies

2:55

in a room. I hope

2:57

you are all happy and healthy. If

3:00

not, try to exercise or call

3:02

in loved one, calling your mom.

3:04

If you can and tell her you love her. Call

3:07

your grandmother, grandfather

3:11

dad, Call your favor with

3:13

neighbor, express your love.

3:16

Love is all we have, and I

3:18

must say

3:29

I

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