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Hello. I am going back
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to work soon at Brooklyn nine nine.
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It is a television show that I am
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on. Many of you probably
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call it by the wrong name. You'll
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probably call it Brooklyn ninety nine nine,
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or possibly Brooklyn ninety
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ninety nine. Another thing you
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may call it is Brooklyn ninety
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nine nine, as in I
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love the TV show Brooklyn nine ninety
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nine. But you are wrong to say
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Brooklyn ninety ninety nine. There
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are only two ninths. You are
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adding an extra nine for no reason
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whatsoever. That is life,
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I guess a series of mistakes
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and miscommunications. What
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a challenge is to keep striving
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to love and learn to accept
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everyone and everything just as
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it is an imperfect tapestry.
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People also call Andy samog
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Adam sometimes, which stremely
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blows my mind. I
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would like to send your shout out to Canada
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and Australia. I hope you
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are having a great time. I
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met a young comedian
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from San Francisco to day, and when
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we parted ways, I said good
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luck with comedy. I drove
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away full of regret. Did
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that sound sarcastic? I
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hope not. Maybe I should
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have said good luck with comedy.
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My beloved brother without
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have sounded more warm and supportive.
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Maybe I should have said seeing
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you soon in Hollywood, kiddo
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show, busy, paternal, supportive
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Cawn Jewel. Oh well, I
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did not say that, as we
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all know now, I said good luck
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with comedy, and then proceeded
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to regret for a solid hour. I
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also ran into some old acquaintances
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yesterday. They came over
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and said hello, and I said hello.
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Shortly thereafter, to wrap things up,
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I said, well, it was good to
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see you. They just kept
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standing there and smiling. They
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did not say anything, but they did not leave.
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Finally, I said, do you want
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me to make a speech. I also
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regretted, saying that it's
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okay. I forgive myself.
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I forgive myself. What
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is my purpose of a podcast? When
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does the bigger's quake come? Do
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we have enough water yet? Is
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the drought over? I'm
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too busy now to run a podcast.
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I am busy with Snapchat. You
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can't see my snaps over it, She'll
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see VP Parelli. I
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want to watch a thousand movies
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in a room. I hope
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you are all happy and healthy. If
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not, try to exercise or call
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in loved one, calling your mom.
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If you can and tell her you love her. Call
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your grandmother, grandfather
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dad, Call your favor with
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neighbor, express your love.
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Love is all we have, and I
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must say
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I
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