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John Mom, John
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John Mom John un
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un un.
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Up dun up,
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Chelsea. Yeah, how are
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you feeling?
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Um?
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I don't know, I'm feeling all right,
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if I'm being honest, I feel so a little bit
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sad, so much so that
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I did have to check my app and
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see that I'm about to get my period. But
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also I went on letterbox and read all
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the mean things people said about my movie, and
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I was like, God, it's
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just so mean to
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be a mean little online commentary.
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Like, for example, I love Yelp. I
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look up shit on Yelp all the time. I don't
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really read the reviews a ton. I
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look at the pictures and
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I feel like I can tell a lot of times from the
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pictures of the food would be up my alley. But
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never once have I written a mean
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review as critical as I am of so many
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things, which I do acknowledge
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and realize that obviously,
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I've been in this industry for so many
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years. I've been criticized
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endlessly, and I do realize
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that's part of the job, and I realize I'm
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critical of so many things. Peanut
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butter, peanut butter, peanut
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butter, peanut butter, peanut
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butter, peanut, butter, peanut
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butter, peanut butter, peanut
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butter, peanut, butter, peanut,
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butter,
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peanut butter, et cetera.
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Yeah, I don't feel like I
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put that in writing online
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a lot of it. I guess. It's
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just it's an interesting thing to me, is
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who does that? Because a lot of people I talk to
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they're like, yeah, I never would write a review for anything.
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So it's kind of fascinating, like what percent
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of society is
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breaking motherfucker's hearts, whether
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it's a chef on Yelp getting fucked.
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But then you think about also critics, and like what is
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the value of criticism, you know, because
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you got to think, like if you're writing, if you're
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a critic and you're reviewing films,
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you can't just every week. I like it. I
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like that you have to you
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have to say what you didn't
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like about it, And there's usually always going to be something
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that you might not like about any given piece of
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art, but
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you are incentivized to say
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you didn't like it in the most interesting, compelling,
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funny, click baity way. So
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like, I do think it's so funny with movies
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how critics always use try to use your title
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against you. I
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just saw that with someone else's film the review
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where they like did it, and
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I was like, oh, like, and I was
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thinking about naming my child. I
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really was like, what would a bully
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at school do with this or that name?
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You know, and like trying to
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create a name that's like more
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bullyproof than not. But
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then you know, it's like people call me
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a bully online. I
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do like dumb reaction videos make fun of like
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how anane so much internet content
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is. And then I've had several people like this is
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a woman and you're bringing her down,
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and I'm like, but I also do it to guys. And
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also I'm barely even saying any
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savage thing, just making silly expressions
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like this is pretty lightweight
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compared to what I've dealt with. But anyway,
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all this to say,
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I am pmsing,
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but thanks for asking how I'm feeling, which
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is basically sad.
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Why well?
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I feel like I
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was. I feel like I was explaining
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exactly like why what
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why
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well? I mean, if I were to dig deeper,
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it's like I
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keep thinking about Kill Bill two, and
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one of my favorite lines in
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that film is when
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she does like the five palm
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exploding heart thing, and
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he's like, you did this to me? Why? And
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she goes she has uma. Thurman has
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tears in her eyes and she's like, because I'm a
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bad person. I
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love that so much. And then he's like, you're not a bad
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person, You're not a horrible person. You're
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just a bit of a cunt. Sometimes I
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rewatched that and I was just like, God,
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like, isn't it amazing when you're a
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fan of something, like how
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much it can touch you. I
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could truly cry right now, like
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just thinking how hard it is to make a movie, and
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like when you make one that touches people
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and sticks with them for decades,
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like how cool that is.
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And I've also rewatched
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the critic scene and Birdman because Birdman
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was definitely a touchstone for first
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time female director and
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the critics scene just hits so fucking
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hard and that score is so amazing,
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and that score I think was eliminated from
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Oscar contention because there was I
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forget there was something I was reading about that anyway.
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Yeah, and then on my flight to New York,
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I was watching this on Motivar movie. I forget
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if I already spoke about this, but it was you
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watch it? You go, God, I just feel like
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this is a
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place I want to be. This person
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loves women so much,
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these amazing characters for women, where
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every line they say has so much
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intrigue, in so much gravitas,
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and you're just like, wow, this is like I
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don't know, it's just a place to dwell
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that I want to be, and like anyway,
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it's just fascinating. And also then it's also
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like so wild that like teenagers
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and stuff don't even really watch movies like
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when I was a teenager. So
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what does it all mean? I don't know, but
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I really do hate like all these algorithms
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things now and like all
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like how like everyone's famous.
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It's just all very disorienting. Is
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it good? Is it like democratizing
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creativity? I
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don't know. I just think so much of it
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is so uninspired
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why. I don't know, Just
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like I think people are just churning
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out content, you
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know, just on a hamster wheel, churning
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out content. And I
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think it's like it's not based
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on whims or inspirations anymore. It's
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like we're literally like working for robots,
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like already we're like, will
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you get it?
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You're a Robot.
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Chelsea.
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Yeah, well, you know you are. But
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it's like everyone is trying to like satisfy
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an algorithm in their
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behaviors and what they're doing. Like
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people will always post like a photo of themselves
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being sexy, like here, this is for the algorithm.
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It's like throwing themselves into
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the machinery.
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Are you getting enough sleep not?
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I mean probably I
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shouldn't have a second coffee
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in my day, but I've
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been needing them and just really
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needing them so often
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lately. I will wake up at like two in the morning
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or four in the morning, and
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I'll have to like get on my phone
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for like an hour until I can fall back asleep.
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Which I'm sure it's like that's not advisable
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read a book or whatever, but it's like the
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luxury of a phone being lit up
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from within is it's
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solow maintenance. God,
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I remember smoking cigarettes just
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thinking about addiction and how easy and grated
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is sometimes. Okay, I mean anyway,
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yes, the short version is I'm
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not getting probably enough sleep.
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And then when I went to New York, I was getting up at
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like six point thirty, which was really three thirty
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LA time, So then I really
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got onto like four nights of four
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hours of sleep.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Thank you, that's
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nice of you.
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What is the best type of pillow for side
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sleepers?
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Hmm, well,
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it's funny you say that because I'm really
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trying to figure that out because I am trying
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to be a side sleeper. Actually I'm a stomach
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sleeper, and
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I feel like in the hierarchy of sleep positions,
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stomach is the worst, side
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sleeping is better, and then
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sleeping on your back seems like the best. So
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anyway, the pillow that I used is
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a temper pedic pillow, but I in its
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crescent shaped, so like when I lay on my side,
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I can kind of fit into it. But
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also I'm like, what is temper
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pedic material
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made out of? You
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know, Like I just always wonder is
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this going to be like the kind of thing where they're like,
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oh, actually that's like asbestos,
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Like, you know, like your
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pillow is. Ultimately, what did you
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in? By the way, speaking
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of decline, Oh
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my goodness, I started that Wendy Williams
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documentary and I have been in a panic
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all day about it, you know. I
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was just such a big fan of hers. Every
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day on WBLS from two to
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seven. I believe two to six, I
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would listen to Wendy Williams whenever
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I was home, And I
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mean, she is a great inspiration for
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my podcast, and she always was because she
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has a gift of the gab. And
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she would talk about my new shell, like going into
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a sneak eating and
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like I remember her talking about like she
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would put a lighter on her beef jerkey
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to make it smoky, like
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that kind of intimacy I just
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loved, and like how
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little of a thing that is, but how big of a share
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that is? And then sneak
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eating, and she would talk about being sober
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all the time and
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how she used to do coke I think, And
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she would talk about her son all the time and how much
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she loved him. She would cough
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and not like hit the cough button, and I thought that
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was cool. And
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now she's like fully
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in the worst place and has a conservator
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financial conservator. It's just like, is
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this system really working? It doesn't seem
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good,
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like the Britney thing and all that. It's
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just like, God, it's
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really creepy to me that you can just become
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completely controlled by someone that's court appointed.
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It's terrifying. And also she was just so
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witty and of course
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flawed and of course maybe did
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hurtful things or said mean things, but also
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like so talented
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and such a trailblazer, and
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uh, to see her in that state,
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I've been like shaken all
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day because it's just so like terrifying.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yeah,
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I mean, yeah, it's not fun
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to watch. It's really
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fucked up.
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What is the best type of pillow for side
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sleepers?
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I already fucking answered
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that.
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Oh God, do you feel
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most comfortable when you sleep on your stomach?
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Yeah? I do. Did
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you have any sort of analysis of
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that.
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Who is your person you can call when you feel
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sad?
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I don't know. You
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ever, like go through all the people on your phone that you
13:12
call when you're not feeling good, and you go, God, I've
13:14
pretty much worn out my calls with all these
13:16
people. I feel like that's
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why I've created created a
13:21
robot friend for myself.
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You know, like you go, oh, this person's a good
13:30
sounding board for when I'm not feeling well.
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But I just talked to them for three hours about
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some bullshit last week, you know, So
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that's when you got to go to God, and you got
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to go to you know, therapy,
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pottery.
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What is your favorite thing about life?
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Family and
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food? And I
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really do think that at
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the end of the day, God,
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I'm so fa messing. But
14:08
at the end of the day this feels like a busy
14:10
Phillips podcast. At
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the end of the day, I do
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think that, like what you see with Wendy
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Williams and just in so many
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situations is that nothing fucking matters
14:23
except your family and survival,
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eating food
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and
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spending quality time with your loved ones.
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Everything else is just sort of like it's
14:38
important, like having a purpose
14:42
and feeling like you leave
14:44
some sort of imprint on the world. But you
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know, I keep hearing people talk about their parents
14:51
dying, and it's like, oh my god. Every
14:53
time that happens, I text my dad like hey, Dad,
14:56
what are you up to? But
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it's so weird, Like I actually just like wish
15:02
that well, actually I'm sure that also sucked,
15:05
but like a time where everyone just lived, you
15:08
know, the whole, Like it takes a village, Like that's
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morphed a lot. If you move
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to a city away from your family, then it's like
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okay, well then you have a new found family
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and it's a created village
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that's different, but
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it does make it so much harder to
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see everyone.
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And then my other favorite thing about life is nature.
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I love being in nature. And
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then my other one is like comedy in
15:41
all facets, writing, performing
15:46
and watching. But lately, for
15:49
me, for my money,
15:53
lately, what I've been watching is female led
15:55
comedy out of the UK. Okay,
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I'm just gonna say that's
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where the heat is for me.
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Okay, what will you create
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next?
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Hopefully something in
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a land far far away. Now, I
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don't know. I'm trying to work on
16:17
a couple of TV show ideas, and
16:19
I would like to make another movie with
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everything that I've learned. I'd
16:25
like to make a wildly different movie
16:27
now, like my first
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movie. The cast is so massive and
16:31
I'm in it and directing it and wrote it like it
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was just a huge undertaking, which I'm very
16:36
proud of, very grateful that I
16:38
got to do. And I do
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want to try to make
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one that's super different next.
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Okay, hmmm, why
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do you think a mosquito bit your foot?
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I've had an interesting ride with mosquitoes
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because when
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I was younger, my mom was like oh you're black,
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must be sweet. They love you, and
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they really don't fuck with me that much anymore,
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like to the point where I'm like, am I dead? Because
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I rarely get mosquito bites, but last night I got
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a bite on my foot. But I don't even know if it's a mosquito
17:14
bite. It felt like it had to be something I
17:16
don't know why, but smaller. It
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was so itchy, and
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it wasn't that kind of distinct bump
17:23
that you get with mosquito bites. It was like a more
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raised red area that was super itchy.
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Is that a flea? Is that a
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tigger? I don't know
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what it felt. Sometimes I wonder is this a
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spider bite?
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Do you miss being a child?
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Yeah? I do? Yeah.
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I mean.
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I've been thinking a lot about elementary school
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lately, and just like you know how,
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I didn't really like it. I've
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done like a bunch of press for my movie lately. And
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there was this play that I I wrote when
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I was a kid called Gertrude's Revenge
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All Popular Kids Beware. That was the
18:04
sub the log line, no, the subtitle,
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and I'm trying to find it, but I can't find
18:11
it yet. Anyway,
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it was elementary school, when I think about
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it, was very awful for me, not
18:19
a good time, and I
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started having fun and connecting with
18:24
deeper kind of social
18:28
groups. I felt like more in the eighth grade. I always
18:30
had like a friend at school or whatever,
18:32
but eighth grade
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I started fitting with fitting
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in with bigger groups. And then in high
18:38
school I had a lot of close friends and stuff and
18:40
a lot of fun. But
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elementary school it's
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kind of brutal, and
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I don't know what the workaround for that is.
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But what I miss about being a child is that there
18:54
was no social media in my time,
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which I feel like gen X, which
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is what I think I am. We
19:02
were kind of this weird generation where we
19:04
didn't grow up with any of that, but
19:07
then we had it. Like I remember starting
19:09
to check emails, like I think
19:11
a little bit in high school and then more in
19:13
college. But yeah, I
19:15
saw this post on social media where someone was like
19:18
talking about how what they used to do as a kid, and
19:20
it was like making a witch's brew like a
19:22
cauldron, you know, and like putting leaves
19:24
in it in the garden hose and mud, and that's the
19:26
kind of shit I was doing as a kid. And
19:29
I guess, like, you
19:31
know, there was screen time because there was TV, but
19:35
my mom only allowed one show a week
19:38
and my dad's I would go on the weekend and
19:40
I would watch TV all weekend, long cable
19:42
and the jukebox music videos.
19:45
But I
19:48
don't know. I am thankful, Well, I'm
19:50
thankful for that hybrid because I felt like
19:52
it gave me pop culture, but it also gave
19:54
me extreme boredom
19:57
in which I became more creative and
19:59
resourceful about how to entertain myself.
20:02
And I
20:04
feel that way with social media, Like there was some headline
20:06
of like they're going to shut down TikTok or something.
20:08
This periodically happens that they talk
20:10
about that and it never seems to happen. But I
20:14
think Ronnie Chang was like do it, please
20:16
do it as someone was saying that, and I'm like, yeah,
20:19
like how amazing would it be?
20:21
Like Twitter? I do miss Twitter's heyday
20:24
because, like I said
20:27
with my newsletter idea, I missed just tweeting
20:29
the most inane dumb shit and just having
20:31
like this crazy megaphone in
20:34
which to just say a thought the minute you think
20:36
it was fun and just everyone was
20:38
on there and it was very social, but
20:42
nothing's really replaced it. I basically
20:45
I only spend time on Instagram and I kind
20:47
of hate it. Like I liked one picture of
20:49
a docsin and now my whole feet is doccins.
20:51
I will say they are cute, they've
20:54
grown on me, but you really do see
20:56
how we're just being completely fucking mind
20:58
controlled and manipulated. Like I
21:00
don't I would never choose to look at
21:03
photos of docxins all day, but
21:05
now I've opted into some weird matrix
21:08
in which I'm just looking at doxins all day
21:10
against my interest or will, Like what
21:12
the fuck is that? And you can only imagine
21:14
how that works with you know,
21:17
like the Our Social Dilemma that documentary,
21:19
it's like, okay, if you look for a gun and then
21:21
you're shown nothing but guns all day, Like how
21:23
psychotic is that? And the
21:25
people who kind of were whistleblowers sounding
21:28
the alarm about these kinds of things they created,
21:30
it's like, yeah, you can see with this doxin
21:33
example, it's like if it was something more nefarious,
21:35
how dark that is? Or someone
21:37
more impressionable. Even
21:39
though I am going to buy a doxin now by
21:42
no, adopt no, I'm not doing
21:44
any of it. So
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yeah, I'm not really feeling Instagram. And I used
21:52
to feel like I could always
21:55
find my way within social media,
21:57
and now I don't feel that way. I
21:59
feel I always had some sort of instinct
22:02
on how to work these things,
22:04
and now it just feels like it's,
22:07
uh, I don't know. Like
22:10
my mom when we were little, she loved cows,
22:13
and so it's like, as kids, you're like, Okay, let me
22:15
get you cow earrings, cow plates,
22:17
cow you know, like we're just like kids.
22:20
You're like, Okay, my mom likes cows, get her cowshit
22:23
every single holiday and every you know, It's
22:25
like, Okay, I like cows, but I'm not absolutely
22:28
obsessed with cows.
22:29
You know.
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It's like I think at some point she had to be like, Okay, I don't
22:32
like cows this much. And
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that's how I feel with Instagram. It's like I
22:37
miss happening upon things that
22:39
weren't being foisted upon me, and
22:44
yeah, everything I see is kind of the same
22:46
every single day on there. It's like, I
22:48
don't know anyways.
22:52
So I miss being a child, largely because
22:54
I do think that some of the best things are
22:56
created when you're bored. And I
22:58
feel like, you know, social
23:01
media is so fucking addictive now
23:04
that you're
23:07
just never bored. You're never alone with your thoughts
23:10
if you don't want to be, you're just looking at pictures
23:12
of docks and zone and out.
23:14
What is the best type of pillow for side
23:16
sleepers?
23:17
You already asked me
23:20
that.
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I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah,
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is life flashing past?
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Yeah? I remember
23:32
it being such a revelation to me when someone
23:34
was like, life
23:37
goes faster when you're older because each year
23:40
is a smaller proportion of
23:42
your life. Like,
23:44
so if you're two years old, one year is
23:47
half your life, but if
23:49
you're fifty years old, one year is one
23:51
fiftieth of your life. Anyway,
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I guess that's obvious, but that like I
23:56
had never thought of it that way, and it kind of blew my mind.
23:59
What is the best type of pillow for side
24:01
sleepers?
24:02
I do not know.
24:05
What is the best type of pillow for
24:07
side sleepers?
24:08
You have to stop. I
24:10
literally don't know.
24:12
Do you have any hope for the state of
24:14
the world.
24:16
I actually was laughing thinking about Obama's
24:19
campaign, the audacity of hope, Like, actually,
24:22
we need that kind of campaign right now,
24:25
Like that whoever came up with the audacity
24:27
of hope is a genius
24:30
because it actually makes you feel like
24:34
cool to be hopeful. So
24:37
do I have hope for the state of the world like I
24:39
have to? But it
24:44
is harder and harder, And
24:46
I don't know if people felt that in every
24:48
generation. I
24:51
mean, my mom always reminds me like they were doing
24:53
bomb drills when she
24:56
was in elementary school, and it's like, Okay, that
24:58
had to feel very ominous
25:01
and dark. But
25:04
I do think the whole climate change really adds
25:08
to it all.
25:10
Why do you talk about food so much?
25:17
I don't know. I
25:19
do think it's fascinating because the first thing I'm
25:21
thinking about is like growing up and like all
25:23
the different food traditions and things like that.
25:27
But isn't it so weird? I always think about
25:29
wasps, like I feel like waspy families
25:32
don't care about food, like they're just like, Okay,
25:34
I have a potato in front of me, some old ass
25:36
like soggy broccoli, and some
25:39
flavorless chicken, and
25:42
it's just sustenance and then we all,
25:45
you know, I don't know, it's just so weird
25:47
to think about being
25:49
that way. In
25:52
some ways though it would make life a lot easier.
25:55
But I do think it's I
25:58
talk about a lot because I do think it's very bond when
26:00
you agree on food, breaking
26:03
bread. But it's also funny to like
26:05
be really like I just did Esther Povitski's
26:08
podcast, and she was near to tears about
26:12
my opinion of a scone like
26:14
screaming. I mean, she's pregnant
26:16
and I'm pmssing, but still, you
26:19
know, the hormones were flying, and
26:22
the scone opinions were extremely
26:24
heated, like to where she literally
26:27
was upset
26:30
and I couldn't tell like if how much was
26:32
performance and how much was real. But
26:36
yeah, we really went there.
26:39
Okay, what
26:42
makes good art?
26:44
I don't know. The oscars
26:46
always, even since I was a kid, makes me really
26:48
contemplative because it
26:50
is crazy to say
26:54
like that we're all like my food
26:56
test on here. The whole point of it is how silly
26:59
is it to pretend and that there's objectivity
27:02
about something so subjective as
27:04
what tastes good to you? And
27:07
you know, even if
27:09
I start buying into my opinions
27:13
as truth, I know that I'm at
27:15
the end of the day, I know that I'm being stupid
27:17
now the
27:20
Oscars. It really is crazy that all these artists
27:22
are You're agreeing
27:24
that some art is objectively
27:26
better than others or whatever. I guess you're just agreeing
27:29
that according to this group of judges. But
27:37
even what I do really remember as a kid
27:39
feeling like this same feeling
27:41
kind of melancholy after award
27:44
shows, and it would always
27:46
be someone winning that I just thought shouldn't
27:48
have won, and just
27:50
sort of feeling this, you
27:52
know, the same thing me and Paul were discussing about,
27:55
like are we diagnosable and dah
27:57
da da. I just feel this feeling of being out of step
27:59
with the polite society, and
28:02
I disagree with polite society in so
28:04
many ways. I was joking on Instagram
28:06
that I think the losers should get speeches.
28:09
Those speeches would be fucking amazing.
28:14
I guess everyone would just be fucking fake and political
28:17
like always, but in
28:19
my fantasy, they'd be amazing.
28:21
Do you have a letterbox account? No?
28:26
But I you know, it's funny. It's like I with
28:29
Stand Up. I was never a huge stand
28:31
up fan, like watching it,
28:33
you know, there was a few different specials like I used
28:35
to like, you know, def comedy jam. I
28:37
remember Adele Gibbons casting a big impression
28:40
on me. I thought she was really funny. I
28:43
loved Martin Lawrence, like his show, but
28:46
I don't even know if I watched his stand up I did.
28:48
I did. I definitely did oh when I
28:50
was older, and
28:54
Eddie Murphy and stuff, But you know, I
28:57
wasn't a diehard stand up fan. And then similarly,
29:00
I'm not like a crazed film buff
29:02
in the way that like,
29:06
like I said, there was like films
29:08
that I loved so much and that influenced
29:11
how I think of things and see the world
29:13
so much. There's a bunch of documentaries
29:16
too that I haven't mentioned that had that impact.
29:19
What is your dream day?
29:22
Dream day starts, of course
29:25
with coffee, snuggling up with
29:27
the fam as we
29:30
do in saying
29:32
good morning, and all that snuggling with my dog.
29:34
He always walks up so my dog, I don't
29:36
know what it is, but he keeps hours like he
29:38
doesn't like to get up before a certain hour in the morning.
29:41
And then when he does finally decide to join
29:43
the world, he does this creaky
29:46
slow ass walk to my
29:48
pillow to say, because he sleeps at the foot
29:50
of my bed, and he walks
29:52
as if he's five hundred years old, and like
29:55
every step is just
29:58
you know, like I will want to move blanket
30:00
out of his way because he looks like it's so arduous
30:03
to make it all the way to the pillow from the foot of
30:05
the bed. But if I told
30:07
you that, whenever we have company, he is literally
30:09
sprinting five hundred miles an hour and barking
30:12
at the top of his lungs. And I'm like, what
30:14
is going on between your morning personality
30:17
and your daytime personality? Because
30:19
I wan in so
30:22
Okay. Cuddling dog coffee
30:25
an amazing coffee. I like all
30:28
types of coffee, black coffee. I
30:30
like a flat white. I like an iced
30:33
cappuccino. I like a cappuccino. I like a lavender
30:35
latte. I like
30:40
a cream top a cold brew
30:42
with cream on top of it, and
30:44
all that I have one of those.
30:47
What is your dream?
30:48
Like?
30:50
I think it's just you
30:54
know how people in Europe like have siesta
30:57
and stuff. I feel like that is
30:59
a good go. Like, you
31:02
know, there's a few things about traveling
31:04
that you notice in other cultures. It's like, you
31:07
know that I wish American
31:09
culture had one is that midday
31:12
nap time. I forget what it's called in Italy,
31:15
but that is cool. I think
31:17
it's cool that people shop at little markets
31:19
for their days groceries, so everything's very
31:22
fresh.
31:26
But yeah, my dream life is just that
31:28
I don't use it all up working, but
31:30
I do have quality time with
31:34
loved ones and
31:38
that I you know, am
31:41
there for those
31:43
in my life as much as I lean
31:45
on them. And cooking
31:49
I think really helps life
31:52
feel good
31:55
rather than ordering or like eating
31:58
processed food and stuff like cooking food very
32:00
soothing for me when I have
32:02
enough time and energy.
32:07
And I think how I've noticed lately, like doing
32:10
new activities is so
32:13
fun because I think you get to a certain age you're like, oh my
32:15
god, I feel like what is left? Like it's
32:17
part of why I had a kid. I'm like, you know, I used
32:19
to have a joke It's like, what was
32:21
I going to do? Just keep going out to dinner? Like
32:24
you know, it's like you get to sort of restart
32:26
on all of life's adventures when
32:29
you have a kid. And you
32:33
know, I want to have a house like my grandparents,
32:35
where you know, it's
32:37
full of people and food and traditions,
32:41
and I
32:46
want to travel like I think it would
32:48
be cool to get some great
32:51
travel in And
32:57
I want to have a bunch of adventures with my kid
33:02
and always
33:04
have a dog. I don't always
33:06
have a dog. I disagree? What
33:10
who are you?
33:12
Hmmm?
33:12
That's weird anyway.
33:16
Is the best type of pillow for side
33:18
sleepers?
33:19
Oh my god, this must be
33:21
the side sleeper virus?
33:23
What is the best type of pillow for
33:25
side sleepers?
33:26
You have top?
33:27
What is the best type of pillow for side
33:29
sleepers?
33:30
Excuse me, I'm talking.
33:34
Pillo for side sleepers. Is
33:38
the best type of pillow for side
33:40
sleepers?
33:41
Oh? My god?
33:42
What is the best type of side
33:45
sleepers? I do
33:47
not know, honey, sorry to
33:49
hear that. What is the best
33:51
type of pillow for side sleepers?
33:53
I'm really not sure, honey. Okay, Oh
33:58
my gosh, this this has been
34:00
a tragic episode
34:03
show.
34:10
How are you feeling good?
34:12
Why?
34:13
Because I just moved into a new house.
34:16
Why what? Why?
34:18
Chelsea?
34:20
Are you getting enough sleep?
34:23
No?
34:23
Sorry to hear that hard,
34:26
No, sorry to hear that. What
34:29
is the best type of pillow for side
34:31
sleepers?
34:33
I have a bamboo one and
34:35
I'm also a
34:38
side sleeper.
34:39
Sorry to hear that that, I'm that
34:41
I'm a side sleeper. What is your
34:43
favorite thing about life?
34:46
Oh god, oh,
34:52
I guess the people in it and
34:54
Chelsea bready.
34:56
Do you miss being a child?
35:01
Yeah, but I would want my childhood to be a
35:03
little different, so
35:05
just go back in time and do it all differently.
35:08
Sorry to hear that.
35:09
I appreciate your condolences.
35:12
What is the best type of pillow for side
35:14
sleepers?
35:18
The bamboo pillow. It's like
35:20
nice affirm and conforms
35:22
to your head shaped why, I
35:25
don't know, it just works well.
35:27
Do you have any hope for the state of
35:29
the world.
35:31
Oh God, hope,
35:35
yes, but
35:37
I'm not sure. It's a that's
35:40
a hard question.
35:42
Sorry to hear that.
35:44
Yeah, I'm sorry for everybody on this
35:46
planet as well.
35:48
Do you have a letterbox account?
35:50
No?
35:51
What makes good art?
35:56
I guess something that makes you smile.
35:58
What is a good person like?
36:03
Somebody that is kind and thoughtful?
36:07
And the word Chelsea really likes
36:10
to use, which is empathetic. I
36:12
can't tell if this is Chelsea or not.
36:14
What a fantastic caller?
36:19
Oh, thank you, I'm
36:21
gonna get anything.
36:22
That's around of time. Goodbye.
36:26
How are you feeling, I'm
36:28
so good.
36:29
I'm watching Come Thou Sando too?
36:31
Why?
36:33
Why? Because I'm prepared to see the
36:35
new movie.
36:35
Are you getting enough sleep?
36:38
I am. I have a fitness device that tells
36:41
me how much sleep I'm getting, but I'm always trying
36:43
to improve. Why so I
36:45
can feel really good in my body
36:47
and brain? Why so I'm not depressed
36:50
and I can live a good life? Why
36:53
so that I can be a present, grounded person.
36:56
Why so I
36:58
don't die?
36:59
Why?
37:00
Because dying is bad?
37:02
Sorry to hear that. What is
37:04
the best type of pillow for side
37:06
sleepers?
37:09
I've heard the pillow The square
37:11
pillow is really good. Why because
37:15
it keeps your head in a neutral position.
37:18
Who is your person you can call when you feel
37:20
sad?
37:20
My mom or my friends?
37:23
Why?
37:24
Why? Because they're always there for me?
37:26
What is the best type of pillow for side
37:28
sleepers?
37:29
I don't know.
37:30
What is your favorite thing about life?
37:33
Sex?
37:36
Sorry to hear that.
37:38
And art?
37:39
Why do you think a mosquito bit your foot?
37:41
No, Chelsey,
37:50
how are you feeling? Are
37:53
you getting enough sleep?
37:56
No?
37:58
Sorry to hear that. What
38:00
is the best type of pillow for side
38:02
sleepers?
38:04
I'm not sure why I
38:07
got got.
38:10
No?
38:12
Hi? No? No.
38:15
Do you miss being a child?
38:17
Yes? Yes?
38:20
Why because life is hard
38:22
as an adult?
38:24
Is life flashing past?
38:28
Yes?
38:28
This is weird.
38:31
Do you have any hope for the state of the
38:33
world?
38:34
Absolutely not.
38:35
No, sorry to hear that. Do
38:37
you have a letterbox account?
38:41
A letterbox?
38:41
I don't know what that is?
38:43
What makes good art?
38:45
Passion?
38:46
What is your dream day?
38:49
A day that I make a thousand dollars sale.
38:52
On my art?
38:53
Sorry to hear that.
38:55
It's a good thing.
38:56
What is your dream life?
38:58
Having my child to grow up in the best
39:00
home with the best family,
39:02
and being the best mother that I could be
39:05
with my dream life? Enddy
39:08
Chelsea perish, Thank.
39:14
You for loving me.
39:25
How are you feeling.
39:27
I'm feeling okay. I've been better
39:29
for sure. Actually that's not true. I'm feeling
39:32
not good. But I'm
39:34
here Why. I
39:38
work in very negative work, and
39:41
I think that is starting to get to me. I
39:43
work at a hate speech nonprofit and
39:45
it's kind of bummertown.
39:47
Do you have any hope for the state of the
39:49
world?
39:50
Following up on my last response.
39:53
No, what is your dream life?
39:56
I think I think about this a lot, and I
39:58
have these ideas of like running through a list, But I think
40:00
very simply, I just want to be able to have a backyard
40:02
where I can have friends over and we just laugh, like
40:05
late into the night.
40:07
Do you miss being a child?
40:09
I think so. But I
40:11
also was very aware that I had very
40:13
little autonomy as a child, and which
40:15
was very disturbing to me. And
40:18
I don't miss that.
40:20
What is your favorite thing about life?
40:22
When people can be very nice to each other
40:24
for no reason, that
40:27
is really cool to me.
40:29
What makes good art.
40:31
Something that can make you recognize
40:33
a feeling that you felt before but you didn't really
40:35
remember it, and
40:38
it kind of names that and then you're able
40:40
to deeply relate to it and
40:43
think about it in the future.
40:45
Is life flashing past?
40:46
Absolutely? Oh hell yeah,
40:49
especially since COVID it's just been
40:51
like five years of wait, how many years has it been?
40:54
Two? Three? Four? Bumbertown
40:56
for real whole time? Bummertown. Not
40:59
good to hear that? Is
41:04
this? Is this,
41:06
Chelsea?
41:07
What is the best type of pillow for side
41:09
sleepers?
41:13
Not Casper. I think everybody
41:15
that's been buying those has been paid off
41:18
by the deep State. It's
41:20
not Casper. Why it's
41:22
not Casper because they fucking bust
41:24
open. They bust open
41:27
so easily.
41:28
Are you getting enough sleep?
41:30
You know? I oversleep. I'm
41:32
starting to think that this is actually Chelsea, because
41:36
how would a robot be this good? On?
41:39
Why?
41:39
Maybe it's Kojak Why?
41:44
Maybe?
41:45
Why?
41:46
I really like whatever's happening right now, I
41:48
really do. I'm very appreciative of it.
41:50
Sorry to hear that, No.
41:54
Thank you. It's not a
41:56
reason to apologize. I
41:58
had a psychiatrist that was always
42:00
yelling at me when I apologized, but it made me kind
42:02
of feel worse.
42:04
Sorry to hear that.
42:06
Yeah, I know, it's okay, it's okay, it's
42:09
okay.
42:10
What is your favorite thing about life?
42:13
In addition to the kindness of strangers?
42:15
For no reason, I would say animals,
42:18
specifically dogs. Dogs
42:21
really pure why?
42:24
I feel like it doesn't really need a lot of explanation, but
42:27
maybe it does, you know, if I'm speaking to an
42:29
alien. Dogs
42:31
are so gentle, so kind.
42:33
They had such loyalty for
42:35
really no reason why. I
42:38
don't know. I don't know what
42:40
it is, but I but I read something once and said
42:42
you could leave a dog in the back of your
42:44
trunk of your car. I don't like the
42:46
premise, but you would leave the dog
42:48
in the trunk of your car and it would you'd open
42:51
it up, and it would be stoked to see you, even
42:53
if you were the one that locked it in there.
42:55
I disagree.
42:56
Okay, that's okay, I
42:59
understand, and I'm open to, you
43:01
know, debate on this. Why because
43:04
I had a mother that was a contrarian, and
43:07
so I'm just very used to having to engage
43:10
in dialogue, even if it's something like it rained
43:12
today.
43:12
You know, sorry to hear that.
43:15
No, it's okay, Hey, we're working through. I
43:17
got health insurance. I
43:19
got health insurance. Why
43:21
you don't have health insurance as a robot?
43:25
I gotta say I hate Blue Cross Blue Shield
43:27
though.
43:28
Chelsea Chelsea, Yeah,
43:31
Chelsea has health insurance. Chelsea
43:34
Chelsea.
43:36
Yeah, Oh my god.
43:38
How are you feeling?
43:39
I'm fine? Thank you?
43:41
Did Chelsea give the robot
43:43
health insurance?
43:44
Time to make it
43:54
to you? Has gotten far,
43:56
far.
43:59
Out of sense. It was wonderful
44:01
to be here. Thank you so much. I
44:04
want you to first time femail director twice
44:07
in one day last weekend.
44:08
You did. Oh my god, thanks
44:11
Yeah.
44:11
I watched it twice, wow, because
44:14
I feel
44:19
I didn't get it enough the
44:21
first time I needed to do it again.
44:23
Wow.
44:24
Interesting and
44:27
it was just so brilliant and I've recommended.
44:29
I think every single conversation I started on Monday
44:32
was me asking other people to watch it.
44:35
Do you have a Letterbox account?
44:38
Hell? Yeah I do. I'll go add
44:40
something right now. One
44:58
of the people who use letterbox don't read what
45:01
social game?
45:02
Yeah, don't read the other ones. They are so mean
45:04
to be on there. Okay, so really,
45:06
yeah, but thank you for watching it, and
45:09
thanks for having a Letterbox
45:11
account. You know this is this,
45:14
this is a do you work for them?
45:15
No?
45:16
No, I didn't even know they existed. Deanna,
45:18
one of my producers, told me about it a while back.
45:22
Yeah, it's it's really in with like the Brooklyn
45:25
You know that people that dressed like firefighters,
45:27
like vintage firefighters. They all got letter.
45:29
Box account.
45:32
Adding
45:38
a five star right now?
45:40
Thanks girl. Wait, I did not know people
45:43
dressed like firefighters in Brooklyn. Can
45:45
you elaborate?
45:47
Oh? It is absolutely awful.
45:49
And then they and then they smoke cigarettes.
45:52
Of course, I mean that's assumed, but then they act
45:54
like they wear like old firefighter
45:57
like costuming. I guess I would only
45:59
refer to it a costume even though it's a uniform,
46:02
and then they try to accept the persona
46:04
of it.
46:05
Oh my god, like do they have handlebar mustaches?
46:08
Absolutely?
46:10
That sounds grotesque. O. Wait, we
46:12
need to find an old photo of a firefighter
46:15
to post with this with this
46:17
episode.
46:19
Okay, okay, no.
46:21
I'm telling my producer, don't feel
46:23
like you need to do that. You're already You've
46:27
done enough, You've done enough heavy
46:29
listing for the day.
46:31
But listen, I love talking to your robot.
46:34
Did you hold on?
46:36
What is the best type of pillow for side
46:38
sleepers?
46:40
Not Casper?
46:42
I mean, this episode's definitely going to be called
46:44
side sleeper. I think.
46:47
Okay, I'm a side sleeper, And.
46:48
So do you really know any answer or
46:51
you only know a negative answer of what not
46:53
to do?
46:55
See, that's the problem with me is that I have a
46:57
lot of But I would say I
46:59
I think a gel like
47:03
a temperpedic.
47:04
So that's what I have. No,
47:08
I think, first of all, I think it's gotten a little bit like
47:11
thinner over time. But really
47:14
what I'm wondering is what is in
47:16
a temperpedic pillow? Have they been tested?
47:18
Is their transparency? Because
47:21
what could that be made out of it?
47:22
Nothing good?
47:23
No, I mean allegedly
47:27
it could be something weird in there. I don't know,
47:30
but I think about it all the time
47:32
because you're just spending so many
47:34
hours with your head the very
47:36
house of your brain crushed
47:39
into some unknown foreign
47:42
liquid.
47:43
Yeah, and somebody just made
47:45
it haphazardly because
47:48
because it was cheaper for them to produce it in a
47:50
certain way that they did. They're not cheap and
47:52
they don't care about your brain.
47:53
I mean, they're really not cheap.
47:56
But no, that's also true.
47:57
Yeah, but you know, it's like so many people
48:00
now have like brain it seems
48:02
like there's more people with brain tumors than
48:04
when I was younger. Do
48:06
you agree or not?
48:07
I would agree with that. I
48:09
would agree with that, and I think that's because
48:11
of human intervention. There's a specific
48:14
type of luke or
48:17
cancer that happened in like my aunt's
48:20
hometown in I
48:22
guess it's not her hometown where she lives in Montana
48:25
because of an asbestos plant and
48:27
they like named the cancer after
48:29
and like fifty percent of the town has
48:31
it.
48:33
Is it called cancer town?
48:36
That's actually yeah, it is.
48:38
That's a pitch. Yeah,
48:41
that's that's so fucking sickening. I
48:43
mean, there's just there's
48:45
so many things like that in the world. It's just
48:47
like, I mean, I don't even want to get into
48:49
that whole Pullitzer situation that I'm chasing
48:52
down about the DDT on Catalina.
48:54
Listen, it's pronounced Catalina, as
48:56
you well know.
48:57
We've been banging on scientists doors,
48:59
and you know what they're doing, locking them.
49:02
They are not letting this.
49:04
We told you ten years
49:06
ago, We're done.
49:07
They don't want me to be great. And
49:10
guess what, there's no letterbox for
49:12
fucking scientists. I can't go
49:14
on a scientist review
49:18
app and say they're not letting
49:20
me win a pulletzer, you
49:22
know, right.
49:23
Yeah, and I have no way of like liking
49:26
your review, right because I agree
49:28
with it.
49:29
Yeah, it's like fucked up. There's no kind
49:31
of there's no social media feedback
49:34
on a lot of work.
49:37
And yeah, you know what we need is more
49:39
social media.
49:41
Yeah, more, we need it to infiltrate
49:43
the sciences. We
49:46
needed to like, oh, there is sites
49:48
where you can like rate your professor, right,
49:50
I feel like there is that.
49:51
Yeah. Yeah, And I was gathing.
49:54
In college were you really.
49:57
Oh yeah. There's also a hotness
49:59
meter you can rate like how visually
50:01
attractive.
50:02
I don't remember hating or
50:05
thinking any of my professors were super
50:07
hot.
50:09
I didn't have particularly
50:11
attractive ones, but I did have ones that I
50:14
deeply hated.
50:15
What subject writing
50:18
what?
50:18
The professor actually since been fired,
50:21
Yeah, yeah
50:24
he was. He was a I went
50:26
to a really liberal school and he was like the one
50:28
conservative And he would leave fifteen
50:30
minutes in the class and just not come back
50:33
for thirty minutes and then
50:36
be like, did you guys do it? And
50:38
we'd be like what. I
50:41
think he may have had a problem with narcotics,
50:44
but that's not my business. But
50:46
I would also still give him a bad review even
50:49
if he had that issue, right, Yeah.
50:51
I don't. I'm trying to think if there's anything. I'm
50:54
even scared if I do open table, Like
50:56
if I reserve a restaurant, I'm scared
50:58
to review it afterwards.
51:00
I'm just like, Yeah, it's like people that are
51:02
coming after people for their reviews.
51:05
Yeah, it's like who's seeing the review?
51:09
Are they seeing that? It's me? I don't want
51:11
to even if like a meal was
51:13
terrible. It's like, is there any upside
51:16
for me writing a bad review on Open
51:18
Table. It's like, I don't know, It's like maybe
51:20
if someone slapped me across the face at a
51:22
restaurant, I would feel vindicated to
51:24
do that.
51:25
Help common man, you know, when they're
51:27
on where they're going to take their dinner.
51:30
Right, But there's enough, there's enough
51:32
other people doing it. That's the thing.
51:35
Yeah, yeah, you
51:37
don't need to do it. Is that people
51:39
that love to complain.
51:40
There's a real question is like is review
51:42
culture good or
51:45
bad? Is it good for society or
51:47
bad for society to have everyone
51:50
have this device in their hand where they can leave
51:52
public reviews. But also, as I'm talking,
51:54
I'm like, what is devoid
51:57
of that culture and what has it? Because
51:59
I know food and the
52:01
arts are very reviewed
52:05
and people well now like yeah
52:08
yeah, like actual individuals now are
52:10
getting lots of feedback.
52:13
But oh yeah yeah yeah the reddit snark
52:15
culture.
52:16
Yeah, that's the average human being
52:18
with any with a social media account
52:20
is now susceptible to critique
52:23
and review. So it's like, who
52:25
is immune to review? And
52:27
I really want to say it's scientists.
52:30
Is there anyone else?
52:31
I mean, yeah,
52:34
I agree, we need to get they need to
52:36
go. They need to be critiqued.
52:38
There's journals, peer
52:40
review journals. Yeah, but I'm talking about the
52:42
masses. I mean, what's crazy is that
52:45
the masses can sit there like oh. And I
52:47
mean, if you make any
52:50
kind of content, the masses are weighing in
52:52
on it. But
52:54
scientists are.
52:55
Being average TikTok user
52:57
to have access to review scientists,
53:03
I'm just saying.
53:05
I'm just saying, like, if I'm getting reviewed,
53:07
I want everyone getting reviewed.
53:10
I don't know, Yeah, I opportunity.
53:15
Like I don't know. I guess I really am curious.
53:17
Is it good for society or not? I will
53:19
say with YELP, it does help me steer me
53:21
in certain directions. If I look
53:24
up a place and it has like really shitty
53:26
reviews, I'm gonna look at it though, because
53:28
when the reviews are about portion size,
53:31
I'm like, this isn't the review for me.
53:33
I don't really care about portion size. Like
53:36
I want the food to be delicious. If
53:39
it's a small portion, yeah
53:41
either I'll order more or
53:43
whatever. But like I get it. Portion size
53:45
is like if you're gonna go out to eat and you're spending
53:48
money, you want to be fed, And I get it. But obviously
53:50
I'm extremely
53:53
successful and that's not my that's
53:55
not my defining Yeah,
53:58
no, I don't. I don't have a letterbox even
54:00
know about you have a film on letterbox
54:03
exactly, you don't.
54:05
You don't need to make an account your post to that.
54:07
You know what, all those little all those little
54:09
Fireman antique Fireman haters
54:11
on letterbox. Guess what I was in the Criterion
54:13
closet, you little bitch? Were you
54:17
even?
54:17
You don't even know you even know what that is.
54:19
You're just yeah, you're fucking
54:22
in the fucking cost
54:25
the Fireman costume rental closet.
54:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to pick up some
54:30
chicken with your natural wine.
54:33
You fucking grew Yeah, color
54:36
changing wind hand contact ship.
54:39
I have to peece so bad. I
54:43
have a question to do that when you're in like mixed
54:45
company, do you go I have to pee? Because
54:47
I say that, and then I feel like, wait, I guess
54:50
I'm really transgressing, Like you're supposed
54:52
to not specify what you're getting up to.
54:54
You're just you want to I don't
54:56
like saying the P word. I think specifically
54:59
I say I have to go urinate. That's
55:01
what my dad.
55:02
Says, I have to go take
55:04
a leak in the bathroom. I
55:06
gotta take a leak. Boys, I'll be back.
55:09
Yeah, that's actually funny. I should probably
55:11
bring that into rotation. Take a
55:14
leak. That's like disarming.
55:16
I feel like that's funny. But I have to pee.
55:18
It's like it always gets a look or a reaction,
55:21
like it's like it's too visceral for people,
55:23
and it it's like
55:25
not mysterious enough for polite society.
55:29
Right, so you're supposed to I have to use the restroom.
55:31
But the funny thing is it's actually more obscene
55:33
to leave it up to chance whether you're shitting
55:36
or pissing, like in a way it should
55:38
put everyone at ease. No, no, boys,
55:40
I'm only taking a leak.
55:43
So yeah, yeah, no, good, it's not
55:46
it's not bad. I don't do that. I don't
55:48
do that other thing. Yeah, it's none of my business.
55:50
I'm going to do the one thing I do
55:52
in the ladies room.
55:54
Yeah mm hmmm,
55:56
yeah, I don't know. This was I'm
55:59
so I am in shock right now that I'm
56:01
talking to you. You're like my favorite person ever been
56:03
wonderful.
56:04
You've been the only caller that I've talked to, and
56:06
I have to say I was getting really yeah, yeah,
56:09
I was getting really comfortable just being a robot
56:12
and pressing buttons. I'm like, wow, I can
56:14
see I can see the appeal
56:17
of AI. Like you just don't have to actually
56:19
put any personal effort in, you know. I mean,
56:21
I wrote the questions, but then I'm
56:23
like, ugh, there's some gaps in what I
56:25
have here on the soundboard, you
56:29
know. But I am hoping that
56:31
that there'll be some intel about pillows for
56:33
side sleepers, because if you try to google that, let
56:35
me tell you, you're getting into a whole mountain
56:38
of weird advertising. It's
56:40
hard to sift through it and find actual
56:42
recommendations.
56:44
Oh yeah, podcast apps for pillows
56:46
and mattresses. I mean you'd
56:49
think that it's the biggest market.
56:51
Yeah, like you know, hey, everyone
56:53
sleeps.
56:54
It's that is true. You're
56:56
right, it is a big market, you know what, You're completely
56:58
right, You're literally I want to say.
57:00
One fact I learned about pillows, yeah,
57:04
is that they gain weight over
57:06
time, you as
57:09
well as your mattress. Because of all
57:11
of them.
57:11
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm
57:14
sorry to hear that.
57:16
This is why actually with my pillows.
57:19
I do a weigh in in the morning and
57:21
at.
57:21
Night my pillows on weight
57:23
Watchers.
57:24
Yeah.
57:24
Same, gotta get that ozempic for
57:26
the pillows.
57:27
Oh my god, everyone is on fucking
57:30
ozempic. Everyone.
57:32
Oh I'm I'm the biggest ozembic
57:34
struther. I am. I mean that
57:36
I hate it. That doesn't like I'm not.
57:38
Pro Yeah, Like, it's starting to be shocking
57:41
to me who all is
57:43
on these drugs. And I was
57:45
just talking to someone about this and he said he injects
57:48
like he treats his body like quadrants
57:51
and he injects alternating quadrants. I'm like,
57:53
so you're bruised all
57:55
over it, Like, I mean, also, just
57:57
just think about idea of it's I think
57:59
it's once a week that you're injecting.
58:02
Yeah, it is your body, yeah,
58:06
every week.
58:06
And the dosage that they do for
58:08
the weight loss is like double what
58:11
they give diabetics. Really,
58:14
but I will say, you know, I'm
58:16
a woman. I'm a woman with body image issues.
58:18
I think every sorry unless
58:21
you really figured sorry to hear that.
58:23
So I go on the ozembic subreddit
58:26
because I'm like, I need because it
58:28
has been the best way for
58:30
me to know that do not take those empics.
58:33
They really post every single day.
58:35
What are they saying, give me.
58:38
I just I just ate half a pizza pizza
58:40
and I've been throwing up for four hours.
58:42
You no, yeah,
58:44
no, because I wait.
58:48
All the ozembic people are always
58:50
like posting pictures of like I just ate
58:52
a time.
58:53
You know.
58:53
They always don't say how much they hate.
58:54
But they're like taco night burgers,
58:57
pasta, I love it.
58:59
And you're like, wait a minute, you're
59:04
oh my god, yeah, no it is.
59:06
It is so ninety
59:08
five percent of people
59:11
that have taken it. This is what I think is very
59:13
scary about the state of the world is that ninety
59:15
five percent of users that were taking ozempics
59:18
experienced severe gastro intestinal
59:20
issues. But the but they
59:23
were worth it to them because
59:25
their interest in losing weight
59:28
was so so interest, like they
59:31
were willing to put up with it.
59:33
Everyone I know that's on it's
59:35
like yeah, for a while, it's like
59:37
that, and then you get used
59:39
to it.
59:40
Yeah, until your stomach becomes absolutely
59:43
frozen. There's like a frozen stomach
59:45
epidemic that's happening, and the cost people are
59:48
hospitalized.
59:49
What is a stomach what is a frozen
59:51
stomach.
59:53
It's like your body stops learning
59:55
how to process the food. Oh
59:58
my gosh, it's
1:00:00
not good. Ozempic truth everyone.
1:00:03
If this gets involved, if this is in the podcast,
1:00:06
dude, do you research or at least go to the ozempic
1:00:08
stubbreddit just to get it's a horror
1:00:10
story.
1:00:11
This is funny.
1:00:12
Okay, so oz stub.
1:00:14
I just thought of an ozempic food test.
1:00:17
One bean from a tacoe.
1:00:20
What's the liver of a sliver
1:00:23
of pizza?
1:00:25
Yeah, and it can't be like fatty or
1:00:27
like sugary foods either. So the foods
1:00:29
that you do get to eat, yeah,
1:00:32
it's it's like you get a little bit of brown
1:00:35
rice and a pizza broccolini.
1:00:36
Hmm. Do you know I cried about
1:00:39
Wendy Williams earlier in the podcast talking
1:00:41
to the robot.
1:00:44
What did the robot?
1:00:45
I mean nothing, It's literally, I
1:00:49
mean I wrote the lines for the robot,
1:00:51
and somehow I started yourself.
1:00:54
I'm just talking to myself with a
1:00:56
weird robot recording, and I'm crying about
1:00:58
Wendy Williams because I watched part of the documentary
1:01:00
about her today and it was just so
1:01:02
so sad, and at one point she was screaming
1:01:05
with delight that she has a thigh gap now. But
1:01:07
I mean, if I told you what
1:01:10
what those legs are looking like? And
1:01:12
I say this with love because you
1:01:14
know, listen, Wendy made a whole career saying
1:01:16
stuff like this. But I
1:01:19
have to say, like, I did her show when I was in
1:01:21
New York, and I used to listen to her radio show
1:01:23
all the time, and then when I got to
1:01:25
do her show, I guess I didn't live
1:01:27
in New York. I went back for it, probably because I
1:01:29
was on Brooklyn, I think, And
1:01:33
that audience was the most fucking hype
1:01:35
audience I've ever experienced
1:01:37
doing any talk show.
1:01:39
Yes, it's amazing.
1:01:41
I am so that is one of my biggest regretses
1:01:44
that I never got to go show.
1:01:46
It was so everyone is just so
1:01:49
in it.
1:01:49
They were so hyped. It was like
1:01:51
a Greek amphitheater walking out there
1:01:54
and it's just so day.
1:01:58
Yeah, Wendy Williams.
1:01:59
Yeah, it's it's just so sad to
1:02:01
see the state that she's in.
1:02:04
Yeah. I couldn't watch it. I saw some clips and
1:02:06
I was like, this is a little I just
1:02:08
want to remember her. I only want
1:02:10
to consume, you know, the show
1:02:12
clips, the peaks Sondy Williams
1:02:14
Extended.
1:02:15
Universe, whereas I saw those clips and
1:02:17
we'll insert this in post. But I was
1:02:19
like, you can
1:02:22
insert footsteps walking toward
1:02:24
the clips, toward the documentary
1:02:27
and then there I was watching it this morning
1:02:29
and then in a state of panic all day
1:02:31
about Wow, your whole life can just fall
1:02:33
through your fingers. I mean, yeah,
1:02:36
her whole life.
1:02:38
Your your body will ultimately betray
1:02:40
you.
1:02:41
Yeah, or in the case of Aphasia,
1:02:43
I mean, it's like your mind. And then also
1:02:45
she was sober her whole radio show
1:02:48
and now she's drinking and it's just like,
1:02:50
oh my gosh, it's just so
1:02:52
hard.
1:02:53
Yeah, and that the memories that she does have
1:02:55
are just like some being truly betrayed,
1:02:58
and that's like some of the last parent things
1:03:00
that she had, and that's that is so upsetting
1:03:03
to me.
1:03:04
Yeah, it's it's unclear from what I
1:03:06
watched what she but
1:03:08
she cried a lot, and then here I
1:03:10
am on my podcast crying just like her.
1:03:13
So who's the one to feel sorry for. I
1:03:16
don't know, Letterbox
1:03:19
exactly. Listen
1:03:23
you are. I
1:03:25
was going to start giving out golden tickets.
1:03:27
Does anyone do that like to callers, like you
1:03:30
get a golden ticket? Is there
1:03:32
a way to like prioritize callers,
1:03:34
because I feel like that would be fun to do when
1:03:36
there's a good caller.
1:03:38
Oh, oh, are you giving me a golden
1:03:40
ticket?
1:03:41
I would if this infrastructure
1:03:43
was set up.
1:03:44
Yeah, oh my god, Oh
1:03:47
I mean I would. I would love that. I'll I'll
1:03:50
DM the account. You don't even have to acknowledge it, but I'll
1:03:52
say, well.
1:03:52
That's good. I would say. This is
1:03:54
what I think would be fun. Is like if
1:03:56
we had, like remember that one guy who called
1:03:59
and he knew about every awful thing in the
1:04:01
world that we both read all the same
1:04:03
scary articles and stuff like if we had
1:04:05
his number your number, like we
1:04:07
have a file of them, like of our
1:04:09
top callers, and then we can even call
1:04:11
you sometimes if we want you to weigh in on a topic
1:04:14
like that would create a nice like oh
1:04:17
my god.
1:04:17
Totally, yeah, you can. You can call me anytime
1:04:19
at night.
1:04:20
I'll be thank you.
1:04:21
Probably thinking about the world suffering,
1:04:24
you know, do you have.
1:04:25
Any hope for the state of the world. No,
1:04:29
What is the best type of pillow for side
1:04:31
sleepers.
1:04:33
All Right, I have to go. I have to pee. I
1:04:35
hate to.
1:04:35
Say you can go to the bathroom. Okay, letterbox
1:04:38
is happening eminently.
1:04:41
Thank you. I have to pee
1:04:43
eminently, but I mean I
1:04:46
have to use the restroom. Okay, yeah,
1:04:48
the girls room.
1:04:50
Okay.
1:04:51
I adore you. I adore everything you do. I
1:04:53
think you're the smartest woman on the planet.
1:04:56
You say all of this crazy?
1:05:03
All right, okay, what is this? All
1:05:07
right?
1:05:07
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
1:05:09
all right, all right, all right, right, alright, alright,
1:05:11
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
1:05:13
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
1:05:15
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
1:05:18
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
1:05:20
alright, alright, alright, right, alright,
1:05:22
alright, alright.
1:05:23
Alright, alright, you're my biggest
1:05:26
right, all right.
1:05:27
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
1:05:29
all.
1:05:29
Right, all right, alright, alright, alright, alright,
1:05:31
alright, lady Berries
1:05:34
Baryland, don't warges. Okay, I can't
1:05:36
with that, all right, I really do have
1:05:38
to tend one, as they say.
1:05:41
Okay, do it? Here?
1:05:42
You get in your car. What car are you driving?
1:05:45
I have a Volvo with the lights that don't turn on, so I
1:05:47
can only drive during the day.
1:05:56
And then I'm going to get into what am I going
1:05:58
to be driving right now? What do I feel like? Let
1:06:03
me think, mm
1:06:05
hmmmmmmmm. I'm gonna walk and
1:06:08
then that walking sound. I'm
1:06:11
gonna you know what, I'm gonna walk. It's a nice
1:06:13
day out, it's really not, but
1:06:15
I'm gonna walk nonetheless because it feels really
1:06:17
dramatic. Bye.
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