0:02

I am

0:10

Hello, call from loops

0:13

from forgot that let's

0:15

work. Hello, Shelsey.

0:19

Yeah, how's

0:21

it going? Uh? You know, this is

0:23

the first moment of this podcast

0:28

that's really powerful. I know, it's

0:30

like one giant

0:32

step through whatever are

0:35

you? Are you on your

0:37

bulletproof coffee? No, I'm

0:40

not. I haven't done it. I listened,

0:42

like, I looked at the recipe

0:45

and I was just like, I don't want to

0:47

drink collagen and ghee right now.

0:49

And also I don't want to have to put my coffee in a

0:52

blender. It's like it's hard enough to make coffee

0:54

in the morning. I

0:57

have been in that mindset for the past three years

0:59

since I learned what the coffee is. Yeah,

1:01

where I'm like one step away from making

1:03

it, but I know I'm just never going to do it.

1:06

Yeah. And then

1:08

one time my friend made it for me and I was

1:10

like, what

1:13

does it taste like? I've never even had it. It just

1:15

tastes like you're drinking butter on your coffee.

1:18

The thing is like, but maybe you didn't put it

1:20

in a blender. Just

1:22

chuck it up. You're supposed to blend it.

1:26

Yeah, No, that's disturbing to me. That you would

1:28

get an unblended one anyway,

1:33

Well, do you have any interior design

1:35

tips or anything or snacks? I've

1:39

got, folks, So interior design tips?

1:42

What what are we talking about? What's the space home

1:49

and an entire home? Okay?

1:53

Great? So honestly,

1:55

I feel like mid century modern is very

1:57

and I feel like pat't

2:00

usually like mid century, but that is the case.

2:02

This is mid century also

2:05

very California. Yeah.

2:08

But here's the thing. This girl just

2:10

tweeted to me and was like, pick

2:12

two neutrals in one color to pop and

2:15

use that for accents around the room.

2:17

Like I hate how every house in LA has

2:19

that philosophy. It's like, why

2:21

are we treating color like it's like whiskey

2:24

and the Great Depression or something. It's like,

2:26

can I just have more color? It's it's

2:29

like trying to get blush on Brooklyn

2:34

No Season one. I had to beg for brush. I was

2:36

like, I please have a little more blush,

2:39

a little more blushed, just a little more blushed. And

2:41

they'd be like they'd tap the brush in

2:43

it and then tap all the color off

2:45

the brush and then be like here you go. I'm like

2:48

I can tell there's

2:50

no color on that brush.

2:53

Do you feel like you've won that funny?

2:55

Well, now, yeah, I sort

2:58

of. Well,

3:01

yeah, some things have changed, but maybe

3:04

maybe I overdo it, you know, we don't

3:06

know. Yeah, it's a tricky environment.

3:09

Overhead fluorescent lights, ladies,

3:13

ladies, are you listening overhead

3:15

fluorescent lights on our set? If

3:18

you can imagine, it's

3:20

a goddamn nightmare. Sounds

3:24

like a night emerged to me. And I am not a lady

3:27

anyway. So what were you going to say though, for

3:29

your mid century advice? Oh?

3:32

I guess I was just sort of, you know, checking in

3:34

on whether you like that style. I

3:37

have been yearning to

3:39

make the plunge myself into that MCM

3:42

a century mother, and

3:45

I haven't done it yet, So I was kind of hoping

3:47

you would give me advice. But don't you don't

3:50

you have to make that plunge architecturally,

3:53

Like you can't just like get an

3:55

old house, right,

3:57

I don't have this face for that

4:00

fun So but I like old houses,

4:02

like I like, I grew up in an old

4:05

house, So like the mid century thing, it's

4:07

like I really have to wrap my head around it. I

4:09

always liked like details

4:11

and character. Yeah, Crown

4:14

molding. Yeah,

4:17

I don't love a lot of blacks in a house.

4:20

I know, I know, and think about

4:22

it. In an earthquake, I mean, we're all doomed.

4:26

Honestly at this point, how you feel about san

4:28

Andreas fault? I feel terrible.

4:31

I saw the movie. I educated

4:33

myself, I

4:36

mean educated in me. I didn't even have to watch

4:38

it. The way the Rock recreated

4:42

that scenario. I

4:46

learned so much.

4:49

San Andreas taught

4:51

me that

4:53

my daddy could save me.

4:58

It's really powerful. Yeah,

5:01

if my dad lived in the city. Can

5:05

I catch you had said snacks? Which

5:07

is not a food test per se. Okay,

5:10

are you repulsed by the idea of

5:13

Dave's cucumber on a hot summer

5:15

day with a little salt and olive oil. Well,

5:19

no, I'm not repulsed, but I'm curious.

5:22

Why are you taking away the crunch

5:24

factor like cucumber. The

5:26

reason I love a cucumber salad is

5:30

the crunch. Shave

5:32

it and then now you've got a mulch

5:34

mess of I

5:39

got some cucumbers from

5:41

Chinatown in New York and they

5:44

did not have the crunchability. I was looking

5:46

for weird and weird.

5:50

I mean, I agree Were they all the

5:52

seeds in them? No, they were. They

5:55

seemed fresh. I mean I didn't ask the woman

5:57

when she had gotten them, but I maybe should

5:59

have. Maybe it's a kind you're supposed to cook.

6:03

I mean, all of this would have been

6:05

things I should have asked her, I think. But

6:08

I was really just hankering for those cubes,

6:10

so I grabbed him in rams.

6:14

But it's been really hot in New York

6:18

and so I've been doing a

6:20

little shaped cube and I

6:23

do miss the crunch. I missed the crunch. You

6:25

know what you shouldn't have done is made cucumber

6:28

water. I

6:30

did that too, because when I shaved it there was

6:32

so much juice. But I didn't want what the salad

6:34

I was making me too doozy, so I poured

6:37

it in my water. Okay,

6:42

I think that where I am as haunted,

6:45

and I've been hearing some bumps and bangs,

6:48

some doors run, some lights run, and I'm

6:50

just having a momentary freak out because I heard a couple

6:52

of thumps. But

6:55

I'm sure it's great. Cucumber talk is

6:58

still at the forefront of mine fight

7:00

or flight system,

7:03

right, you

7:05

know, New

7:08

York City in the summer, hot

7:11

New York City night. I love it. I

7:14

hate it, Oh, I love it. I mean

7:17

I don't like walking around in the heat of the day

7:19

per se,

7:21

but warm

7:24

night and so your feet

7:26

hitting the cobblestones, windows,

7:28

shopping with no one in your way.

7:34

How is the tempt in right

7:37

now? Don't do it and dust, don't

7:40

open that door. Don't open

7:42

that door, because we're gonna

7:44

die. Pregnancy related questions

7:46

off the table. It's you.

7:49

You won't know until you ask it. That sounds

7:51

about to get killed. Okay, it's not a

7:53

growth one. It's just are

7:55

you more affected by the temperature

7:57

in your current state or yes? Is it the

8:00

same as well? As That's what I figured, And that's

8:02

why I've avoided New York like the plague,

8:04

because yeah, I feel like

8:06

being in your third trimester in New

8:08

York must in the summer, must just be

8:11

hell on earth. Because first of all, well, here's the

8:13

thing. When I lived in New York, I always had roommates,

8:16

I always had six floor walk ups, and

8:20

I had to take like three showers a day in

8:22

the summer. I can't even imagine

8:25

when you're pregnant, and plus you walk so much

8:27

like your feet would swell I mean, it just seems

8:29

like being prego in New York would

8:31

be horrible. Well,

8:33

and also like when pregnant women get

8:35

on the subway and people don't get them thirty

8:38

I just feel like that that's insane

8:41

and it's insane. Listen, I'll tell you what. I

8:43

was at Earth Cafe here in Los Angeles

8:46

and this dad was like looking

8:48

at me. He saw I was pregnant. He was trying to tell

8:50

his teenage daughter. His bitch asked

8:53

teenage daughter, let's let

8:55

her go in front of us, and she's like dat. Now the

8:57

guy is answering a question for me,

8:59

and he's coming back, and I'm like you

9:02

a little bit. I was like he said

9:04

that, Yeah, she would not give right

9:06

away. Like the dad tried like three

9:09

times. Ps. He didn't enforce anything

9:11

with her. I was like, way

9:13

to lay down the law on being a good person,

9:15

but basically she just was like

9:18

a little asshole and like kept

9:20

standing there and

9:24

and then uh oh,

9:27

yeah, that's what it was like. She was like a young

9:30

teenager. She had like an ariana grande look

9:32

to her, like tons of makeup, and like I

9:35

was just like God, I just like I

9:37

hate to say it, but I wish pregnancy

9:40

on you asap. Yeah,

9:42

teenager or no, just

9:46

to make it happen, current state of healthcare

9:48

or no. It's

9:51

always my nightmare when people's immediate

9:54

reactions aren't just to move out of the way

9:56

or like let the person

9:58

that needs to be served served. I feel

10:00

like I'm always like looking behind me

10:02

to make sure I'm not blocking someone, and like

10:05

apologizing when I do step in front of somebody.

10:08

And basically that girl is my n

10:11

off. Yeah, I apologize

10:14

when I'm alone in the house. Yeah,

10:17

I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm taking up too much. I'm

10:20

taking up too much space. And my

10:24

got my dog's at the groomer and I literally

10:26

almost cried saying goodbye to him. What

10:30

type of styles does he usually go for? You

10:34

know, he doesn't have like curly

10:37

face for so it seems like his options

10:39

are a little limited because

10:41

his hair goes straight around his face. It looks

10:43

like he has a little bob like George Washington

10:46

or something. Right, I feel

10:48

like I love that like a good

10:50

Halloween costume for him. It's cute, but he can't

10:52

have like that teddy Bear cut, the classic

10:55

Teddy Bear cut that every girl wants for her,

10:58

but it's grown on. Did

11:01

they throw a bandana on him when he sung? No?

11:03

I hate bandanas on people, and

11:07

I don't mind them on people. No,

11:09

No, I hate when a grown person

11:12

ties a bandana around their neck like

11:14

a little dog like. It

11:16

makes me crazy. Basically, bandanas

11:19

and fedoras make me crazy.

11:21

I feel like I don't have I

11:24

don't think I have any close friends that would

11:26

ever wear those adornments.

11:29

Oh my god, I if somebody I knew

11:31

walked in in the fada, the relationship would

11:33

be over. No matter what stage

11:36

we were at. It could be a parent. Now

11:39

did you listen to rains Coming in my last

11:41

podcast released? I

11:44

do not want to come off a long way, but

11:47

me and my friends have not stopped talking about it.

11:50

Me and my room and I almost

11:52

tell everybody, oh,

11:54

if you come on, I was gonna say, I hate no

11:57

unbearable so you didn't listen to it? And then I was like,

11:59

this would be a perfect please

12:02

come on. You know

12:02

I forgot

12:06

me and my roommate. Whenever

12:08

there's like a lull in something

12:10

we said, we just go. Brains

12:13

coming in and

12:16

pasting was perfect. Thank you.

12:19

I've been too way too many of

12:22

the real versions of that. Oh my god,

12:24

me too. And truthfully, I love

12:26

the real version, Like I loved every

12:29

play in that genre that I saw in my entire

12:32

life. But it's still so funny that it's

12:34

such a genre. But

12:36

it's you nailed it perfectly, Thank

12:39

you. I don't want to turn that Trump's

12:41

meeting where he had everyone I would

12:43

literally humors

12:49

his mockery of it. No, I saw the link,

12:51

but I didn't click it.

12:52

It was I

12:55

loved it. It was started cracking

12:57

up at the end. So but

13:01

those guys like surrounding him in suits

13:03

and acting like such fucking little wisses,

13:05

like they should be wearing baby onsies,

13:08

like how dare you like defame a power

13:11

suit? Or I feel

13:13

like they should be wearing like leader hoos, and

13:15

like they're like the children in the Sound

13:18

of Music, like that's it, you

13:22

know, And I'm trying to not get on board, but

13:24

I feel like I don't even know if I've ever

13:26

seen the sound of music. That's

13:28

okay, you're a professional. I like the idea.

13:31

Is that a podcast? I'm

13:33

just kidding on music? This is kidding.

13:36

Listen, Chauncey

13:40

Okay, is your name Chauncey.

13:45

It's Graham, but I feel like that's really close.

13:48

Graham, what should I name my

13:50

child? Boy and girl names

13:53

go? Should we do you like gender

13:55

neutral or do you just

13:58

a name baby? I

14:00

mean maybe

14:02

X is great. I feel

14:04

like you could also do one of my favorite

14:06

things, which is mixing you

14:08

and the child's father's name. That's

14:10

crazy. Who's ever done that?

14:14

I know a girl who whose

14:17

name was Latrise and her father's

14:19

name was Hutrise, and I don't remember her mother's

14:21

name. But that's a great that's

14:24

like such a good Yeah that is,

14:26

But you know, it's like joyousy. I

14:29

don't know Jordan, Jordan

14:32

or Delta. It's horrible. I

14:35

like jealousy. Jealousy. How

14:38

about jealousy? Oh? I

14:40

love that? Yeah?

14:43

All right, well listen, this has been a wonderful

14:45

call. Really strong

14:48

start, really strong start. Wait

14:50

did I was like, did

14:52

you have a snack? And then I remembered it was mushy

14:54

shaved hucumb A little bit

14:56

of a letdown. I'm sorry about that. Well it's interesting.

14:59

Nonetheless, Okay,

15:01

we'll have a great hot summer. Thank

15:04

Shelse, have a great baby. By Graham,

15:07

Bi Kelse have

15:10

a great baby from

15:17

Hello. Hi,

15:27

you just sounded like you're on a professional call.

15:29

That's what it was. It's like, you do know you're calling

15:31

a completely aimless podcast.

15:35

Hie, there's

15:37

no job interview. Well,

15:41

it's because I'm at work and I gotta pretend that

15:43

I'm doing some stuff, do

15:46

some fake work jabber. Yes,

15:50

ma'am. I am definitely listening to everything

15:53

you're saying. Your call is so important

15:55

to me, La la la. Do you

15:57

get a lot of compliant No.

16:01

I just had to deal with one person though, who was

16:03

a nightmare, So I'm in that mindset. Do you

16:06

let people speak to your manager? No?

16:11

Why, Like I'm supposed to direct them to everything,

16:13

just to email me so I can talk to

16:15

her myself. So it's really great

16:17

to like be like, no, no, no, you can't

16:19

speak to her. You have to just email me. And

16:22

some people won't take that as an answer, which is always

16:24

personal. Great, that's so annoying.

16:26

I'd be so annoyed. I'm

16:28

like, can I speak to your manager? Like, I can

16:30

give you my email. I'm like, I'm talking

16:33

to you right now. This is a down rate. Yeah,

16:37

I work at like a I work

16:39

at a homeowners association. So like everything

16:41

is like very strict and like buy

16:43

the book and you have to follow all these procedures

16:45

here. So and do you have any any

16:48

tips on owning a home? Uh,

16:53

it's not my first career choice. Nor

16:55

do I haven't a degree in anything related to

16:57

its sown. Nope, I liven't a really

17:00

apartments like everyone else. Yeah,

17:05

terribly exciting stuff. Do

17:07

you gus see it up and decorate it or you

17:10

just like fuck it? I'll do it later when I have money.

17:13

I mean, my roommates like

17:16

make like triple what I do basically.

17:18

So they've been buying everything so they can

17:20

splash out Kyle,

17:23

they buy champagne. I

17:27

wish myself to buy my own

17:29

alcohol. I think if I cut back on it, maybe I

17:31

could afford nice decoration versus

17:34

like pictures that people have given me. Yeah.

17:41

When I had apartments, I never really put

17:44

it in thought into how they looked. It

17:46

always just felt like who gives the ship I'm leaving?

17:48

I don't know. Like New York, I literally

17:50

had like loft beds. I had eight by ten

17:53

rooms like all the time, and like loft beds

17:55

and just god, so it was

17:57

just pure organizational You had no

17:59

let tree of like what would

18:01

look nice? What

18:04

are you walking on a patch of gravel? Are we doing

18:06

like a radio play where like

18:09

a stranger approaches the house. The

18:15

outside of my office is gravel and I'm like

18:17

trying to walk far away. We're like, so

18:19

I get amy grantedly be on my

18:21

phone. Yeah, our

18:24

apartment is like big, but

18:26

it's like the sketchiest place in the planet.

18:28

Like we walked in the other day and there was just

18:30

like three plungers in front of our neighbor's

18:33

apartments and there's always like a

18:35

bunch of drugs. It's great,

18:38

but it's hard to live or outside of DC, like

18:40

in anywhere the decent under like thirteen

18:43

hundred dollars a month, So yeah,

18:46

everywhere is so expensive. Yeah,

18:50

DC is a nightmare.

18:52

Oh I googled the fake thing. I don't know

18:54

if anyone's talked to you about this. Apparently

18:58

they're late June until early September

19:00

is when figs are in season. Well, someone

19:02

told me early June and then all these people were talking

19:04

about the wasp thing where it's like, I

19:08

don't know that I've been craving fresh figs.

19:11

The guy at the store told me they'd be in in June.

19:13

They haven't come in yet. Then all

19:15

these people are talking about wasps, which my nephews

19:17

did tell me, like they don't eat dried

19:20

figs because wasps go in there

19:22

and die or something. But

19:25

I don't think, my god, I think you would see

19:27

a wasp with the fresh figs. So I feel

19:29

like, is that only for dried

19:31

figs. I'm hoping, but

19:35

I can't. I mean, I would never heard of fig braf.

19:38

And then I look at the juicy

19:40

pink inards and I'm like, you

19:46

know what I'm done, I'm girl beautiful. Oh

19:49

absolutely so

19:52

yeah. I'm not like super into fig

19:54

so I mostly knew them through the fig neuton.

19:57

Have you a fresh fig? You

20:00

have a fresh

20:03

at some point in my life. But I'm like, so

20:05

weirdly picky eater the

20:08

worst? Is there anything

20:10

interesting that you eat? I

20:17

don't know. It's more like things that I've recently

20:19

gotten into eating that are interesting, like things

20:21

that I for years hated. I just

20:23

started to eating cheese like recreationally,

20:26

like a year ago. Cheese is

20:28

your fucking edgy

20:30

like living on the edge food

20:32

choice cheese. I hated

20:36

cheese for so long, except if it was like

20:38

in pizza and then otherwise

20:40

I refused to eat it, and

20:42

now it's like full of my life and I don't know

20:44

what I was doing. Also the same with sushi.

20:47

What did you eat where'd you grow up Virginia?

20:52

What were you eating? Like bacon and eggs? Yeah,

20:57

I mean just like fish sticks

20:59

for ninety percent of my childhood, and

21:02

I mean nothing else. I don't know. I

21:04

didn't really eat a ton like going out to me, it would just be

21:07

like me getting pizza and

21:09

that would it? Or like a hamburger, really

21:11

really boring stuff. Not

21:23

to completely change the topic, but

21:25

do you want to hear about the time I stabbed myself with the

21:27

fork? Was

21:31

it fatal? Unfortunately?

21:35

I do feel dead sometimes. But sorry,

21:38

I'm very distracted because once again of my

21:41

thing is working. Let me call you back, I

21:47

mean because I don't have a number. But

21:50

that's a good way to get off the phone

21:55

collectors calling you. Let me call you back. Yeah,

21:59

these sound effects don't work, Nick

22:03

to accept, Press one to send a voicemail.

22:06

Press Nick, Chelsea,

22:10

welcome back, Thank you man. It

22:13

feels great to be back. Good.

22:16

How's how's pregnant life? Oh? It's

22:19

such a dream. I

22:22

bet no, as I don't

22:24

know. It's actually not that bad

22:27

compared to like what

22:29

I've read some women have. You know, you could

22:31

have that thing where you puke all day for like eighty

22:34

times a day for your whole pregnancy. Don't

22:36

have that. You

22:39

can have that diatica, you know,

22:41

and the third trimester, don't have it.

22:45

Overall, it's been pretty mild for me, but

22:47

it's still just incredibly inconvenient.

22:51

I'm already like laughing hysterically

22:53

at your sweets about it. What

22:57

about people like, oh, people having annoying

22:59

interactions with Yeah, it's crazy. It's

23:01

just well, I'll continue

23:03

to always be astounded by what counts

23:06

as polite conversation in society.

23:09

And it's like those same people that would be like, I

23:11

don't like her, she's mean, but it's like they're

23:13

so fucking rude. I just don't,

23:15

you know, I don't

23:18

now, you know, So

23:22

what else is going on? What you've been

23:24

gone a while? I know sometimes

23:27

you don't want to share, you

23:30

know. Yeah,

23:32

I understand, you know, you

23:34

just want to kind of be reclusive, tend

23:36

to your needs. You're tired. Uh,

23:41

but listen, I put out rains coming

23:43

in I felt like that was, you

23:46

know, one of my better

23:48

podcasts that I've released and

23:52

the libraries. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Thank

23:54

you. Always

23:56

try to give a little something back, you know.

24:00

Yeah, are you doing stand up anytime soon?

24:03

I've done it a handful of times. But it's

24:06

honestly just like hard.

24:08

It's hard, man, it's tired. I

24:10

don't know how anyone does it. There's

24:13

a few comedians that we're doing sets

24:16

all the time when they're pregnant. I'm like, oh,

24:18

you're a better man than night. Yeah.

24:26

I don't know. Plus, if you look at like on the show

24:28

today, nothing material

24:32

design. Bulletproof coffee

24:34

snacks the Apocalypse,

24:37

Okay, we have an espresso and mache machine

24:39

at our office, and I

24:42

really liked it at first night had heard

24:44

about it, but then I went back

24:46

to like regular coffee at a restaurant and I was like,

24:48

I like this so much better. Yeah,

24:51

it's better tasting, but also it's

24:53

like, is it really doing that much? What is

24:55

the main point to lose weight for

25:00

an espresso? Oh? No, sorry

25:02

for bulletproof coffee you're talking about in espresso,

25:05

I mean espresso is just like, yeah, I

25:07

was into an espresso for the ease of it. And then

25:09

I started panicking about how

25:11

the capsules are plastic, and every time

25:14

you're making it, you're heating up plastic

25:17

and drinking it like and

25:19

I've been trying to, like, I've been trying

25:21

to drink like water, like out of glass

25:23

more than plastic too, which is increasingly

25:26

so hard to do. But yeah,

25:29

I don't know. I just started being like, I don't want to

25:31

heat up plastic pods every time

25:33

I drink coffee. And I

25:36

don't know. I mean, I'm assuming they're

25:38

hopefully BPA free and all that ship,

25:40

but I just feel like plastic

25:42

just in general just seems like it fucks everything

25:44

up. Yeah,

25:47

no, it's no good. I just switched to tea. But

25:49

I didn't, I mean, I didn't think about the plastic

25:51

thing. I didn't like the taste of it. I

25:54

have to go. How

25:57

would you rate the quality of this? Call? Five

26:01

stars? Okay?

26:06

How from Austin? Austin,

26:12

Yes, hi, Hi,

26:18

Yeah, it's so good to talk to

26:20

you. We'll see it,

26:23

won't That's true. I won't make any promises

26:26

because I use my kid not keep

26:28

up you what, I

26:31

usually can't keep my promises, so I'm not going to commise

26:33

with it. Interesting, but I will try my best

26:36

for you, I

26:39

know, and which in

26:41

these days Austin dark

26:44

chocolate covered almond

26:46

the calm calm

26:49

sounds a little heart burnie at

26:51

this present moment, but I did actually

26:53

eat some yesterday, so

26:56

they're just I usually have three bite before bed.

26:59

They have me fall right to sleep, and

27:02

chocolate helps you fall. Yeah,

27:05

dark chocolate, it's good for It's good for

27:07

the hardest. I don't know. I'm not a scientist.

27:11

I got dis barred, so

27:13

why just

27:16

that not knowing anything, I guess

27:18

is found upon in the science community.

27:22

You know. It's like I can't tell if my feet

27:24

are swollen or if I've gotten corns from

27:26

these slides. I keep jamming

27:29

my fat feet into Austin.

27:33

They're very relatable. Actually, I have enormous

27:36

seat feet, but

27:39

not like long like they're no, like that's not

27:41

like a joke, like like they're shooting

27:44

up wide. I can't. I have to buy my

27:46

shoes from a website literally called wide

27:49

shoes dot com. That's crazy.

27:51

So they look like a little or couldn't they

27:55

They couldn't come up with anything catchy sporties, But they're

27:57

just like, this is the last resort. Oh,

28:00

do you watch any survival TV? No?

28:07

Shit, I'm gonna go two

28:11

minutes with Austin. That's

28:14

a call you borderline cut ladies, no

28:18

offense because Austin from nice.

28:21

But Meredith gotta hit that

28:23

groove fast, you know, Otherwise

28:25

the calls off or not Hello,

28:29

Oh hey, hi

28:31

Chelsea, how are you good?

28:37

How are you? Yeah?

28:50

Oh sorry, my phone kind

28:52

of messes up and hangs up on people.

28:55

So I was just making sure that didn't happen.

28:58

Yeah, no, we're still here. Cool

29:01

cool, So

29:06

uh god, it's been along. I'm

29:12

like, what about this anyway?

29:17

What's up? I

29:19

loved rains coming in? Thank You.

29:23

I released a couple of days before

29:25

my birthday, so it was like a little birthday cuts

29:27

up to me, you know. I

29:30

was so happy to finally have some content

29:33

to get out to the people. Sometimes

29:35

I record a podcast and then I'm trying to listen

29:38

to it afterwards to think about putting it

29:40

out, and I'm like, this just seems like annoying,

29:42

and then I don't put it out, and then I was like, I'm I

29:44

called, and when you're that coming out, I'm

29:47

like, I guess never we'll

29:50

see. No, you're never annoying post

29:52

all content. I don't know, dude,

29:54

have you listened to like podcasts that always

29:56

on a dime, come out regularly every

29:58

week. I feel like most

30:01

people, well,

30:05

don't bring up a specific one. Now I have to

30:07

be like, yes, who Charted is wonderful,

30:10

But I'm talking about just like, the

30:12

pressure to produce content with podcasts

30:15

on just a constant basis results

30:18

in just inane garbage

30:21

so much of the time that you know,

30:23

me being in artiste,

30:27

you know, I'd rather do it once a year and have

30:29

it be a big blowout. Ps.

30:32

How come so many women talk about

30:35

blowouts in reference to their babies

30:37

shitting themselves. It's so upsetting. I'm like

30:40

talking all these moms now and they're like, yeah,

30:42

if your baby has a blowout, you can do this or

30:44

that. I'm like, can we get a new term?

30:48

Whatever happened? I

30:54

don't know anyway? All right,

30:56

well, thank you for your call. Two

31:01

minutes forty one seconds, I'm

31:03

over doing it. I

31:07

had a dream. I was like somewhere

31:09

and like someone's like trying to make me

31:12

run in a marathon. Not a marathon? What do you

31:14

call that? A relay race and I'm

31:16

like even though I'm pregnant, and they're like yeah, and I was

31:18

like running, I was so out of breath and I woke up

31:21

Nicole so out of

31:23

breath, and I keep

31:25

feeling that way. Hello, Oh

31:28

my god, this is my first time calling, I

31:30

mean, my first try.

31:34

I have a topic. I don't know if it's off

31:36

limits, but okay, gambuja.

31:41

Yeah, I have a story that goes with it. Okay,

31:43

go ahead. Okay,

31:46

So, like my senior

31:48

year of high school, there's this

31:51

place that I went to every day and

31:54

they had this new kombucha and it's like

31:56

a local brain. Have you seen the keepers?

32:00

What have you seen the keepers? We'll

32:03

get back to it. We'll come back to it. Okay, go ahead.

32:07

So okay, so anyway, this kombucha

32:09

has or trillion probiotics, which

32:13

is like, were you like holding for applause?

32:17

Yeah? Okay, can you plea effect?

32:21

Let me think of the appropriate one to play

32:25

m okay

32:33

here, yep,

32:37

not worth Oh, just

32:39

a twenty minute delay. That's always

32:41

good for timing, comedic timing. Here's

32:44

the reaction. Okay, let's see how

32:46

long till it goes. Here's the proper

32:48

sound effect. Go all

32:52

right, we're in business. That's

32:54

the audience gasping. Okay,

32:57

okay, it works like a charm

33:01

perfect. Okay. So

33:04

so this kombucha was like five dollars,

33:06

but I bought it anyway, and

33:10

it was during my lunch break. So I just

33:12

sat down and drink this kombucha and then

33:16

I started getting like really

33:19

drunk. And

33:21

but it's not because I had alcohol

33:24

in it. And I'll tell you why. It's

33:26

because I this

33:29

is really gross. But I I

33:31

used to have this like yeast

33:33

infection in my gut, like

33:36

like have you ever heard of sibo? No,

33:40

but small intestine.

33:43

Then it's a small intestine bacterial

33:45

overgrowth. And I have like a candida

33:48

yeast infection or whatever. And

33:50

so when the kombucha

33:53

got down there, this is my theory after some research,

33:56

the kombucha killed the yeast.

33:59

And the yeast had been fermenting food in

34:01

my dut for like probably years, and

34:03

so it made alcohol. Therefore,

34:06

when it killed the yeast, the alcohol

34:09

got released into my blood system

34:12

and I got drunk. I

34:14

mean, how drunk are we talking? Like?

34:19

It was hard to walk back to school, and

34:23

how do you get what is a condition called cebow

34:25

or something. Yeah,

34:28

how do you get s ibo? I

34:32

think there's it's like mostly

34:36

antibiotics. I think like if you have a

34:38

history with antibiotics and

34:40

like bad diet and stuff, so

34:43

you had taken a bunch of antibiotics and it caused

34:46

they used to overgrowth.

34:49

Yeah, just like throughout my life, I've just

34:51

taken a lot of antibiotics. So

34:56

now how do you resolve that situation?

35:01

We'll probably kombucha honestly, but

35:04

just like from what I

35:06

have figure it out, just like improving

35:10

your diet and probiotics

35:13

help a lot. Well,

35:17

I'll be honest with you. I take probionics

35:20

and take a fifty billions

35:22

something or another and a blue

35:24

blad on and who knows, you

35:27

know, it's all this hippie bullshit. I'll tell you

35:29

what. I had a bunch of swelling in my pregnancy

35:32

all of a sudden last week.

35:34

I don't know if it was the heat or I was like getting

35:36

ready for my baby showers. So I was on my feet

35:38

a lot. But it lasted like five days

35:40

and I was like, oh my god, like is something

35:42

wrong because my feet were like goodyear

35:44

blimps with little fucking pig tails

35:47

coming off it like just

35:50

so swollen. Anyway,

35:55

this woman in my comments on

35:57

Instagram wrote this paragraph about

36:00

how my feet look swollen, where I'm like, great,

36:02

thanks asshole. And then but

36:04

then she said she tried lymphatic

36:07

drainage massage. So I was booked for a massage.

36:09

While I asked the lady do you do lymphatic drainage?

36:11

She said yes. She's

36:13

like, oh, yeah, you have tons of water in

36:16

your body, tons of water in your body. And she's

36:18

like mushing up my leg and my this

36:20

and my arms. She's like I'm getting like two cups

36:22

out and I'm like, yeah, right, this hippie

36:25

shit. But I tell you, I'm

36:28

telling you, after

36:30

that massage, my feet looked

36:32

normal and my legs and arms everything

36:34

looked normal. It was so crazy

36:37

and so now I'm a believer.

36:39

But there's so much shit like that, Like there's

36:42

so much like hippie shit. And then like, I

36:46

don't know, maybe most of it is true. I

36:50

was gonna say most of it isn't, but I think

36:52

most I don't know, a lot of it does seem

36:54

to be. I

36:57

know, it's hard to believe that stuff too,

36:59

because all just seems like so like gentrified

37:02

and just like but listen, I'll tell you

37:04

what. I don't know. When I looked at my feet, I

37:06

was like so

37:08

so gentrified.

37:12

No, they were so flat. I could

37:14

see my actual feet and I was like, I

37:17

now am a believer and this ship

37:19

works because

37:22

I thought, oh, this is it now for the rest of my pregnancy,

37:24

I'm just gonna have swollen ass feet and it's like, you

37:27

know, it's hard. You actually can't

37:29

fit your shoes on them and stuff. So it's a pain

37:33

anyway. Bye,

37:43

So so some

37:47

gentrified. Oh

37:52

gosh, what's in the news.

37:55

The Warriors are not going to go to the White House.

37:58

I love that, okay?

38:02

From Vivian viv

38:08

Yes, how don't you even feel about the ant

38:10

viv recasting phenomena?

38:14

From what the aunt viv recasting

38:17

phenomena? I

38:20

forget it. I don't know. I don't think I have an opinion.

38:23

It's fine, it's fine. One of your favorite snacks,

38:26

girl, let's rollout of snacks.

38:28

Snacks. I love kale

38:31

chips from your inspiration

38:34

and anything unhealthy. Honestly,

38:37

I've been kind of binging on tatertops

38:39

recently. It's really bad. Sorry.

38:47

I was reading a text. Listen, the thing

38:50

is how

38:54

much time have we been doing this? I'm tired?

38:58

Oh, I'm sure. I bet it's a no. While

39:01

it's a long time no here though, we're also

39:03

happy. Do

39:05

you have anything you really want to say before I

39:08

go take a nap? Oh?

39:11

Yes? Uh? I wanted to

39:15

ask you how you felt about tattoos.

39:18

So I know it's probably an old

39:20

topic, but I'm graduating college like this

39:23

Saturday. I'm

39:26

kind of thinking, thank you, kind

39:29

of thinking should I get like a small tattoo

39:32

to just say, like suck it where it's like

39:35

the cloud spot is between your eyes?

39:38

I think so, But if it's really small

39:41

and then like when you put on glasses, you cover

39:43

it so it's like you can hide it easily. True.

39:48

True, But

39:50

I also think tattoos like behind

39:53

your neck or your ear something are really dumb

39:55

because then you can never see them. So where are you

39:57

doing it? Probably

40:00

like planted on my arm, like on

40:02

the inside of my arm,

40:05

right right? What

40:07

would it be? So?

40:10

Well, your college mascot? What

40:15

your college mascot? Yeah?

40:18

The duck. No,

40:22

I kind of want it to be a stick of poke

40:24

because my roommate does them, and oh

40:26

my gosh, you're gonna get a prison. Don't

40:30

do it? What this is? This has gone

40:32

downhill fast. Just because

40:34

it's like cute to say sticking poke

40:36

doesn't mean you

40:39

should do this, I

40:41

know, but it'd be funny if I have a great recredit.

40:44

I don't know. I'm kind of into the idea,

40:46

and it'd be like a mushroom, which is really

40:49

dumb too, I know, i'self.

40:52

Okay, don't have your roommate do

40:54

it. If you're gonna do it, get a nice

40:56

tag,

41:00

mean five of her tattoos on Instagram.

41:03

Okay, I will, okay, and then I'll

41:05

give you a thumbs up or thumbs down boat. Okay,

41:09

you know I will take it to heart. But listen,

41:11

I just think stick and poke raises all my

41:13

red flags. Yeah,

41:16

I mean it makes sense. You're an adult,

41:19

like I'm barely like twenty two, I'm

41:21

still into it. Excuse me, I

41:23

am not mature.

41:27

No, I guess it's over for me. It has been for

41:29

years. All right, thank you, good luck

41:31

with that tchat stick

41:36

and poke. I think it would be funny to get

41:38

a stick in poke. Now. Imagine

41:41

like in just even ten years, thinking

41:44

about that sentence and being like a put

41:46

it in the past tense. I thought it would be

41:48

funny to get a stick and poke. Also,

41:55

it's like, don't do it on your arm, then like do

41:57

it somewhere. I don't know where's you

41:59

know. I say this like there was a time where

42:01

people just always thought I would have tattoos

42:03

and I didn't. Maybe

42:08

I should have. There

42:10

is something weird in your later years where you

42:12

go, fuck, maybe I should do this now. But

42:16

there's nothing I want from

42:20

baby. Hello,

42:26

Hello, Hello? Is

42:31

this Chelsea pretty national

42:34

icon? Oh

42:37

my god? Oh

42:43

we should I've actually got

42:45

a bad death story for you

42:49

story and bare

42:53

death like all

42:55

right, you know I've been watching Bare Drills

42:59

Nature Survive List. Do

43:01

you know that he took Obama out on an

43:03

episode into

43:05

the Alaskan wilderness? And

43:08

also like I've been watching, I mean, we have

43:10

been scraping the bottom of the barrel of nature

43:12

survival shows. There's a show called

43:15

Tethered, which

43:17

I'm ashamed to say

43:19

that we've watched, which is literally two

43:21

people get locked together with

43:24

like a heavy duty thing and

43:26

then they throw them into bear country in

43:29

places, so

43:31

this one they were

43:33

like surrounded by eight bears and He's

43:35

like there's no way we're running like we're

43:37

tethered, and it's like then the show Kiron

43:40

comes up. Tethered Anyways,

43:43

pretty much, just what are we doing?

43:45

I don't know, but you

43:48

know, I've been told to watch really calming things

43:50

in this final part of pregnancy, like supposed

43:53

to be good for your hormones, to be relaxed

43:55

and stuff. All I want to watch

43:57

list like true crime shit, the Key

44:00

Birds, like I even Handmaids

44:02

Tale. I was like, oh, this will be like a campy,

44:04

fun show to watch, and I was like trying to get a

44:06

gang together to watch it, and then we watched

44:08

two episodes. I'm like, this is like so fucking

44:11

dark and like heavy, and yeah,

44:14

yeah, all we're doing is like watching like nature

44:16

survival shows and like true

44:18

crime shit like Menendez

44:20

Brothers, The Keepers, and it's

44:22

just like, what am I doing?

44:25

What am I doing? Oh? Yeah,

44:27

that's right, I'm doing me. I'm

44:30

doing me. No, absolutely,

44:34

But anyway, you were talking about a bare death, yes

44:39

death. I tweeted it it to you and

44:41

then you favored it and cool since,

44:45

but yeah, I'm

44:48

doing like I just

44:50

got so hostile at that recap,

44:52

like yeah, I know, Okay, you tweeted it. I faved it.

44:54

Can we get into the story? Yeah,

44:56

yeah, but

44:58

yeah, I was doing and this

45:01

dude was talking about his We

45:05

had to like in class like

45:08

at UNI,

45:10

and yeah, I'm

45:12

sure do And

45:14

I studied architecture, so it's uh,

45:17

we had to design like a can

45:20

you get rid of your accent? Was just kidding. I

45:25

wish I could, Yeah,

45:27

architecture. Yeah,

45:30

and we

45:33

had to design a cemetery thing.

45:35

And he was going off about his cousin about

45:37

how one time he was in Canada

45:40

and he was like cheering up while he was saying

45:42

this as well, so like we were all kind

45:44

of like sitting around like awkwardly, like holy

45:46

shit, what the fuck do we do? He like

45:48

almost crying, and he was like,

45:51

yeah, like my cousin

45:53

like got attacked by bear like in Canada, and

45:56

who was going off about how like into nature

45:58

he was like so much Like I

46:00

was like, dude, chill out a bit, like I don't want

46:02

to like to comfort you while you're crying. I don't

46:04

actually like you first, like I don't

46:06

want to see you cry either, And then

46:09

it's an old woman exactly.

46:14

And it turns that his cousin was

46:16

attacked by a bear, but he

46:18

survived, came back to Australia

46:21

and died from like an infection

46:24

he got from the bear attack. Like

46:28

it was like a week or so after. So

46:32

yeah, wait, hold up, that's

46:34

the that's your story. Who

46:38

what were you expectingly? Uh?

46:40

Some fucking details, died, some

46:43

colorful details, and a

46:46

wind up and then some sort of peak

46:48

and then a wind down with some sort of like

46:50

closing statement your equipped.

46:53

So apparently, yeah, his brother was attacked

46:55

and then you know he died weeks later

46:58

from complications. I'm like hill,

47:01

waiting to get the inside scoop.

47:04

You got picks, you got dates of any kind?

47:06

Where was the fucking wound? Did he get

47:09

his head? Did he scream out?

47:11

Like? I just feel like I'm like, I'm

47:13

in a sea of emptiness. There's

47:16

no not one detail I can cling to to

47:18

go. This could happen to me if

47:20

I go to Canada, I might someday

47:23

have a bears tooth in my fucking forehead

47:25

screaming out God save me or

47:28

something. I have nothing to

47:30

latch my fears onto. It's just

47:33

a fucking nothingness. Damn.

47:38

Okay, let me try see now. Maybe

47:41

if you had had a little more empathy for this guy

47:43

crying, you could have asked a couple more follow

47:45

up questions and you'd be a fucking star

47:47

witness right now. I

47:50

did. I wanted to. I wanted to so bad,

47:53

but everyone's like, baby, don't do shit, like

47:56

use Google.

48:00

Here's the thing, this is what you should do if

48:02

you're gonna call the show and you have a bear

48:04

of tech story. First of all, really have that

48:07

story. But one thing you could do. You

48:09

google your classmate's name, you google

48:11

Canada, and you try to find any kind

48:13

of coverage of that bear a tech story. Print it out,

48:16

get your highlighter out, highlight some key

48:18

words, maybe a province

48:20

or a location. But

48:24

you know, people don't realize part of storytelling

48:26

is research. Yeah,

48:29

and I like, I like another

48:31

part is empathy listening like,

48:36

yeah, I don't really have that. I

48:39

mean, you're just like, and you faved

48:41

my you faved my Wait are you Australian

48:44

or English? Before I try to not do

48:46

that, Actually he saved

48:49

my tweet. You faved

48:51

it on a bass story. And then

48:53

it's just like someone was at TechEd

48:55

by a bear. It's like, cool

48:58

man, fucking for

49:00

filling out this last ten

49:02

minutes with your fucking masterpiece

49:05

theater. Oh

49:07

my god, Like, how do

49:10

you think I am? Like everyone

49:12

just thinks like you just call and say someone

49:14

got killed by a bear, and I'm like, dude,

49:20

I need to be manipulated a little

49:22

more. What I

49:25

had this whole story planned out, and then like

49:28

I called out, my hearts were rising and

49:30

I'm like fuck, Like, oh you

49:32

fell to pieces. Just

49:35

know that if you ever have to like hit the witness

49:37

stand or something, just you're gonna need

49:39

more prep time. Just

49:42

know that the way your psychology is

49:44

structured, you're gonna fall apart. I

49:47

will full print notes. Are

49:50

you allowed to print notes on the stand? Probably

49:52

not? Probably

49:55

not. I don't think they just

49:58

write some notes in your hand. Sweat it. I'll

50:00

probably sweat it off, to be honest. But

50:04

oh also, I've got a couple

50:06

of like food tests. As long

50:08

as they're not stories, I

50:12

think we've exhausted your skill

50:14

set in that department. All

50:16

right, food test, go listen.

50:18

I'll tell you Australian. There used to be a place

50:21

in New York. I'm blanking on what it

50:23

was called. They had Australian burgers with beets

50:25

and eggs on it beats and those

50:27

runny egg Is

50:30

it like outback steakhouses? No,

50:34

what it is? Come on,

50:36

what do I look like? But

50:39

anyway, it was really good. Now. It was like a small

50:41

little bar. And I'll

50:44

tell you what. I'll tell you my list of things I want to

50:46

eat as soon as this pregnancy is terminated.

50:49

That's not how you actually say it. It's

50:53

not how you describe childbirth. I

50:56

want to eat caveat, I

50:59

want to eat potte, I

51:01

want to eat running Oh my god, eggs,

51:04

p scudo. Yeah, rare

51:07

meats

51:10

things in life. Well, that's what's crazy that I've

51:12

found. Speaking of outback steakhouse,

51:15

it's like all these fancy restaurants

51:17

like that, you know, I like

51:20

normally none of them can

51:22

I eat anything pregnant. So it's like pregnant,

51:24

I've gone back to the fifties. Like I'm like American

51:28

food, you know, I want just like very

51:30

cooked, very safe food.

51:32

And it's like the fancy restaurants,

51:34

everything's like it's a raw bird

51:37

covered in raw egg white and

51:39

then sprinkled with like fucking

51:42

I don't know. It's just always like everything

51:45

is raw in fine

51:47

dining, which is sort of weird because it's very

51:49

elemental. I mean, this is what Bear

51:51

Grills is eaten on his journey

51:54

has brought it back together. You see. That's how

51:56

you tell a story. You bring it back

51:58

to the original. I know I

52:00

can't pence in a trouble breathing today. What

52:04

if I passed out, you'd think, oh

52:08

my god, you must have. I

52:10

was gonna say, you Australians

52:13

must have some sort of nature

52:15

adventure. And then I was like, he

52:18

died. Yeah,

52:20

what was that like a month ago or like a couple

52:23

of weeks. Steve Owen? Yeah,

52:26

I love how you say that. It's so natural, Steve,

52:28

iwin, Steve,

52:32

Yeah, Steve,

52:35

we missed you, buddy.

52:37

Did he die from a sting ray? That

52:39

is the craziest death. Yeah,

52:43

Oh my god. I don't don't mean to

52:45

laugh. That is horrible, but it is just crazy.

52:48

After all that a sting ray took

52:50

him out. Yeah.

52:53

The animal planet was like, no,

52:56

mate, now mate, okay,

53:01

food tist I

53:04

was actually off. Yes,

53:06

it's one of the things. Might

53:10

mom might dija? What

53:14

what Pat live

53:16

with Pat? It depends on

53:19

the pot. But I will say Patte

53:21

is one of those things, like you know

53:23

when I was young. I was very

53:26

small minded in what I like to

53:28

eat. For the most part, right, my dad

53:30

would make some incredible clam pasta

53:33

and I would have buttered noodles, like

53:35

you know, every kid is lame or a

53:37

lot of them. But Pott

53:40

is one of those things that I tried. I think I tried

53:42

it for the first time. One of my closest

53:44

friends moved to Italy. She

53:47

was living in Rome with

53:49

her girlfriend, and me and her and her girlfriend

53:52

we drove up into Tuscany and

53:54

I tried Pote hit some Tuscan

53:56

restaurant and it was so fucking good to

54:00

me. It falls into that category of like

54:03

when you're older and you've tried so many

54:05

foods and you're bored, and then you try

54:07

something new and it's so exciting. Yeah.

54:12

So, but some of them taste a little more

54:15

minerally than others, and some taste

54:17

a little more tasty. Yeah have

54:19

you had have you had like regular

54:21

liver or have you only had I know my

54:24

mom eats stuff like that, but

54:28

it's just a little much for me. I'm sure I

54:30

could like it. My

54:33

husband's very adventuresome with food, Like

54:35

there's stuff where I'm like, if I get in

54:37

my head about it too much. With like weird meats

54:40

or fish, I can't enjoy

54:42

it. But potte is good, and

54:48

even oysters. I remember the first time I tried

54:50

oysters. My dad and my brother were eating them

54:52

and they were just like slurping them down. They were

54:54

just so happy, and I was like, it looks

54:56

so gross, but they're looking so happy

54:59

while they eat it. Yeah, And then I tried

55:01

it. I was five years old, Like I

55:03

was five years old. Damn,

55:07

that's young. No, I'm kidding, kidding anyway,

55:15

what's your food test? Can

55:19

I keep going? I thought you had like three?

55:22

Oh, yeah I had. I asked like two, well

55:25

one and a half and

55:27

what I

55:29

had, I asked you if you had like probably

55:32

live up before Okay, oh

55:35

yeah. What

55:37

do you think about like mate bawls? Meat

55:40

balls? Yeah,

55:43

or mate balls? Welcome

55:48

to Trump's America, baby. I

55:52

like meat balls

55:54

very rarely. To be honest with you, I'm

55:56

not a big meat ball person. And Italian Americans

55:59

get real amped up about meatballs, and I'm

56:01

like, will I relate to

56:03

you? But I also don't say pursue,

56:06

and I also don't say you know. They cut

56:08

everything off like anyway.

56:10

But is it because is it because it's like dry,

56:13

because that's what I didn't like it, that's dry, or

56:15

it's like I just texture wise, it's

56:17

just not like I don't know, meatballs

56:19

are just not that exciting to me. It's like the

56:23

shape, the texture, the

56:25

flavor. But there's a couple places

56:27

where I've had them. I'm like, oh that is good. But I'd

56:29

still rather eat other stuff than meatballs.

56:32

It's just not that exciting.

56:36

Yeah, fair enough people. They hold

56:38

such a special place in people's hearts,

56:40

you know, like, oh my mom's meat

56:42

balls, all my mom's meat

56:45

balls. My god, Oh

56:47

my Mom's coming. She's gonna make meatballs and put

56:50

them in the freezer. Oh shit. You

56:53

know, I wish I had that level of passion

56:55

for a meatball. But yeah,

56:58

at least I'm gonna die stuff vacation.

57:00

For some reason, I cannot breathe.

57:06

Is it three hundred degrades in the nose?

57:09

So I feel like this baby is like pushing my

57:11

lungs or something, or maybe I'm done. We'll

57:13

find out tonight. Anyway,

57:18

do you go to the Perth Zoo? Are you near that? Wait?

57:23

What in

57:25

Melbourne? Well, I don't know the geography.

57:27

But my brother was just in Melbourne. He said

57:29

that the food was incredible. Yeah,

57:33

Melbourne's probably the best city.

57:35

Said, it's like a real food capital.

57:39

Yeah, it's very San francisco E

57:41

apparently. So you guys

57:43

have verized Arouney. Then sorry,

57:47

Rice around me? What

57:51

the hell what? And

57:53

we'll leave on that note. Listen English, you've

57:55

been a wonderful caller. I certainly do appreciate

57:58

your You have a nice voice. It's got

58:00

like a hollow melodic quality,

58:03

like where you want to be, like, thank you? Is

58:06

anyone home? Can

58:16

I give a shout out? Oh God?

58:18

Who is it? What's your relationship to the person?

58:23

They are one of my best friends? All right,

58:25

fine, yes,

58:28

thank you? Just like no sound effects,

58:30

say nothing, just set

58:34

it up for the shout out of a lifetime. I

58:37

want to hear what you say to your friend. Are you gonna

58:39

like say something sentimental or

58:42

is it just going to be more like a hip hop classic

58:44

shout out? What's

58:48

what's a hip hop classic shout? I don't know.

58:51

I'm Australian, so I don't know a lot of that. Well,

58:53

let's see what you do classic coming

58:55

from your own cultural standpoint?

59:01

Okay, I just

59:04

want to give it a ripper of a shout

59:06

out to my best mate Lee.

59:10

She's a top notch

59:12

less and

59:16

that's it. I

59:29

was trying to hit my sound effects when they're

59:31

fucking not working. But it's kind of better that

59:33

it's just dead silence, you

59:36

know. I really try to work with the Dustin's

59:39

skill set here on the show. My engineer he'll

59:43

cut this, but I just want to say for the record

59:45

that nothing ever works

59:49

anyway. Australia

59:51

Forever, mel Brine,

59:54

Yeah, are you coming? Are you ever going to come? Did

59:56

you watch your girl Nicole Kidman and Big

59:58

Little Long? No?

1:00:02

Oh, I didn't make its way

1:00:04

over huh No, Actually,

1:00:08

just not a fan. I like Kate Blanchet.

1:00:10

I love her too. Yeah,

1:00:13

I love Kate Blanchet, Kate

1:00:15

Winslet, Sarace Ronan. If

1:00:17

if I'm saying it correctly, I

1:00:21

think so. I don't know either, So guess

1:00:32

what, guys? Sound effects are back?

1:00:38

All right? I gotta go get horizontal and then

1:00:40

take a nice little rest before my no

1:00:42

worries olymphatic drainage

1:00:45

beside enjoy.

1:00:49

Okay, tweet me any kind of interior design

1:00:52

tips if you are a company

1:00:54

that like wants to give me a bunch of

1:00:56

furniture light fixtures. I'll

1:01:01

leave you up when I finished my cause. Okay,

1:01:03

cool design some stuff you definitely

1:01:06

definitely definitely keep in touch, all

1:01:11

right, friends, Yeah

1:01:13

we're closed by well,

1:01:17

guys, what an entree back

1:01:19

into the podcast business? There

1:01:22

was only one call that was two minutes long that

1:01:24

I feel like it could have been cut? Should

1:01:27

we leave it? So you see the kind of calls I cut. Maybe

1:01:30

I pointed it out afterwards. Let

1:01:33

me know in your tweets if you think it should have

1:01:35

been cut or not. But then

1:01:37

it's like, who are you? You're listening

1:01:39

to a podcast? Like do you know that?

1:01:41

I never listened to podcasts? Like I

1:01:43

don't have time. I've got to watch te

1:01:47

Tethered and Bear Grills and Married at

1:01:49

First Sight and Bachelorette.

1:01:53

Hey, that Bachelorette.

1:01:56

Fucking Karin got that whole

1:01:58

entire show canceled. I didn't even get to

1:02:00

talk about that. What the fuck did she do in

1:02:03

that pool? I'm so confused.

1:02:07

No one pregnant called in. I was kind of hoping

1:02:10

slash dreading pregnant women's advice

1:02:13

or like ex pregnant women I guess what should

1:02:15

call moms. I'm

1:02:18

an ex pregnant I'm

1:02:21

trying to think of alternatives to the word mom.

1:02:24

Anyway, guys, what

1:02:28

a day it's been. I can't breathe, and

1:02:32

uh, I treasure

1:02:34

you. I treasure your listenership. Okay,

1:02:39

and I'll see you on the flip side. Peace

1:02:41

be with you. See

1:02:43

if we should leave you on any kind of sound effect

1:02:45

now that they're working so good,

1:02:49

look at the getting dinging Oh, looks like out of time. Goodbye,

1:03:07

long Zera.

1:03:46

I