0:18

Another week, another pointless exercise in

0:20

political showboating. Sinn Féin sought to,

0:22

in Deputy Louise O'Reilly's words, take

0:24

out Minister Helen McEntee and they

0:26

didn't mean for dinner in Eddie

0:28

Rockets. The no confidence motion debate

0:30

started with ministers doing that thing

0:32

where they half-heartedly sing the praises

0:34

of their colleague, like a primary

0:36

school teacher filling in a report

0:39

card with a hangover. Minister.

0:42

Sorry. Minister McEntee is very

0:44

polite, very well behaved. She

0:46

participates well in class, er,

0:48

I mean cabinet. And

0:51

is a pleasure to deal with. Can I go now?

0:53

I have to get Girls' Value tickets. Next

0:55

it was over to Mary Lou

0:57

MacDonald to repeat things she'd already

0:59

yelled on social media. Can Corlea

1:01

I have full confidence in on

1:03

Garda Sigh Sighas? The guards

1:06

are my homies now don't you

1:08

know. But I have zero, zero

1:10

confidence in the minister for panic or

1:12

her ability to make Dublin safe again.

1:14

Make Dublin safe again? That's good. Print

1:16

that on a hat and sell it

1:18

on the Shinners store. The mood

1:21

soon soured for Ma Lou, what was meant to

1:23

be a motion of no confidence in Helen McEntee

1:25

turned into a roast of Sinn Fein by the

1:27

government benches who were as gleeful as the DUP

1:30

high on half-priced tenants. In terms of, in terms

1:32

of, you claim the dogs in the street know

1:34

about the far right? And you never thought to

1:36

mention it here? You ever mention it here like?

1:39

That doesn't hold any water. No water at all.

1:41

You know who does hold water? Your

1:43

former party colleague, the waterboarding torturer Jonathan

1:45

Dowdle. Oh no no no. That's

1:47

a sick burn. That's a sick burn. Is that how

1:50

you say it? Cowabunga? When

1:52

Josephine Madigan shouted about Mary Lou Trump

1:54

and public order peers. You know, the

1:56

sort of things that would sound crap

1:59

in normal life. but counted zingers

2:01

in the dated lame atmosphere of the

2:03

dial from the old Irish word for

2:05

facepalm. Sinn Féin's motion had

2:08

backfired. Do you know how bad things

2:10

have to be for Josepha Madigan to get up

2:12

and call you funny names? Her name

2:14

is basically Joseph. The Trump analogies

2:16

from seven years ago didn't end

2:19

there. Minister MacIntee got up and

2:21

delivered this smack talk. Sinn Féin's

2:24

mantra is to sack, sue

2:26

and bully. My mantra is to

2:28

stutter, flounder and pause awkwardly.

2:30

Ugh, forgot to say. Is

2:32

she John? Or is she...

2:35

This isn't an episode of The

2:37

Apprentice. You can't just shout you're

2:39

fired and be done with it.

2:41

Yeah, well, you're a suit. The

2:43

histrionics didn't end there, and Wednesday

2:46

the rural independents decided to debate

2:48

immigration. Ugh. After much shouting

2:50

about unvetted mails, the debate descended into

2:52

a row between Michael Healy Ray and

2:54

Aion O'Reardon. You know exactly what you're

2:56

doing. You're telling lies. And this is

2:59

Lois Common denominator of politics. It's lies.

3:01

You're a haddable little man. A haddable

3:03

little man. And what's more, your party

3:05

is irrelevant. That's the only sexual equity

3:07

thing I've said in here for a

3:10

long time. Haddable little man. Yes,

3:12

that was the sound of a TD

3:14

whose forefoot, Davey Fitz, who wears a

3:16

cap indoors to cover his baldness, calling

3:18

a TD much taller than him, a

3:20

horrible little man. Oh, how

3:22

tragic Cicero isn't alive to witness

3:25

such oratory aplomb. Mihá

3:27

láhán, dizzy from googling how much

3:29

the Healy Ray's earned from housing

3:31

refugees, while saying Ireland has too

3:33

many refugees. RT News.

3:47

Oh, no, he means with the busy

3:49

Christmas upon us, we're all rushing about

3:51

the supermarkets of late. Careful. Keep your

3:53

hair on, Dolly. I can't

3:55

mention that anymore, Mora. What is best

3:57

to prepare now for your big shop?

4:00

Stitch in time saves nine. Again,

4:02

I can't talk about the stitches. But we

4:04

have Francis Brennan on shot! And he's reviewing

4:07

the supermarkets and where you should go. Hello.

4:09

Bit of a conflict of interest. Oh, I

4:11

can't be bought more, and not since I'm

4:13

already a millionaire after flogging off the hotels.

4:15

But you're in bed with done. And

4:18

what a beautifully made bed it is. Francis

4:20

Brennan and the collection chassis sheets are

4:22

out now for Advent Penitence. They have

4:24

spiky glitter on them. Right so. You

4:26

believe, Francis, that certain supermarkets are

4:28

only for certain people. Indeed, and I do.

4:30

It's the 8th of December. Traditionally, the day

4:33

the plebs came down from the mountains with

4:35

their semi-litre children to see the bright lights

4:37

of urban progress. And people in those days

4:39

were sorted by the church into their rank

4:41

in society using the class structure of grocery

4:43

brands, is that right? Correct. And thankfully, things

4:46

haven't changed all that much. Very good. Well,

4:48

here we are now, the Francis Guide to

4:50

the Supermarket People of Ireland. So, Dunstores is

4:52

for those with notions and a Toyota who

4:54

wish Brown Thomas at a grocery section. The

4:56

mighty Mark Jumps Marks and Sparks is

4:59

for unabashed Protestants. Super Value

5:01

is for a bashed Protestant who shop

5:03

in an inherited mid-century jumper. Oh! Aldi

5:06

and Lidl is for Dunst shoppers who want

5:08

to shop there, ironically. You know the sort.

5:10

Tesco is for those who enjoy the Ken

5:12

Lurch movie vibe because it feels like a

5:14

food bank that charges you. Century is for

5:16

someone who forgot it was someone's birthday. It's

5:18

already 7 o'clock in the evening and they

5:20

are settled for soggy flowers. And Spar is

5:22

for people who want their ham and boxes

5:24

of Pringles priced 10 years into the future.

5:26

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ah,

5:29

Boula Puss. Well done! You're a tonic Francis, but

5:31

I'm a bit of a gala man myself. Forget

5:33

at the end of the day, pile everything left

5:35

in the deli onto it. Oh. Then smother it

5:37

in enough taco sauce to drown a calf. Oh

5:39

yeah, galas are for gah-heads who think O'Neill's is

5:42

acceptable to wear on day two of a wedding.

5:44

No, like on a ditch. The ditch?

5:46

That's where they belong. Oh! And they

5:48

cancel! Bye! Go on a bit! Stop

5:56

what you are doing right now, ekal mikki!

5:58

It's actually little m... I mean

6:00

it's all over the news that my little

6:02

dimples are trying to flee the country and

6:04

get to the IMF What have you done?

6:06

I was just praising you on the radio.

6:09

I don't need praising I look thoroughly pleased

6:11

at myself every waking hour. I have resting

6:13

smug mug It's just you've been so good

6:15

to me showing me the ropes Teach me

6:17

how to do this difficult job of sucking

6:19

up to big pharma and keeping 300,000

6:22

workers trapped in flats at the behest of

6:24

big rent now everybody knows I want to

6:26

run away from this apartment Faster than someone

6:28

married to Tom Cruise or you

6:30

could just rule yourself out of the

6:33

gig like I don't know Let me

6:35

be clear. There is no vacancy at

6:37

present. Thank you very much Oh dear

6:39

your flashing dimples are practically Morse coding

6:41

that you desperately want out And what

6:43

about you refusing to rule out seeking

6:45

the EU commissioners gig? Well might as

6:47

well have screen shot yourself browsing apartments

6:49

on the Brussels equivalent of bath dot

6:51

ie Oh, which I presume was like

6:53

the Irish one except with supply and

6:55

sensible prices I told them that I

6:57

was focused on the job of work

6:59

and doing another budget Which is the

7:01

equivalent of saying I hate my life and

7:03

I can't wait to get a real job

7:06

far away from our yo-yo In corporate tax

7:08

receipts now everyone knows neither of us want

7:10

to be in politics any longer Sorry

7:13

about that so so you didn't talk

7:15

about the IMF job with Janet Yellen

7:17

den or I was in Conversation

7:19

with the US Treasury Secretary. Yes, but

7:21

because she's in the ancient order of

7:24

the Biden's cabinet I had to shout

7:26

very loudly for her to hear me

7:28

and somebody may have overheard the letters

7:31

IMF being mentioned and away the rumor

7:33

went around the world Well to Dublin

7:35

if it's any cancellation Ireland is literally

7:37

the only place this is getting any

7:39

coverage. How very dare you sorry I'm

7:41

a very important global face of the

7:43

European finance thingy that everybody definitely knew

7:45

existed before I got it What does

7:47

it do again other than sit in

7:49

shiny rooms? It looked like an RT

7:51

drama which got loads of EU cash

7:53

just by randomly setting half the story

7:55

in Belgium very Important things right anyway

7:57

who's to say the IMF I was

7:59

taught wasn't the one with the

8:01

aforementioned Tom Cruise in it. The impossible mission

8:03

force. Sure look, Irish politicians are always being

8:06

linked to big jobs in Europe and none

8:08

of us have ever got one anyway. True.

8:11

Remember when Eddie Kenny was tipped for a

8:14

big daddy EU job? And in the end,

8:16

he wasn't even offered a seat on the

8:18

board of making sandwiches at a wig. No.

8:21

So I suppose we'll just have to carry on

8:24

with the dreary work of selling the last few

8:26

rusty bits of Ireland to Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. And

8:28

try not to look too crushed and scarlet.

8:31

Oh. When our dreams of living our

8:33

best lives by getting out of this

8:35

kip and becoming the real life stars

8:37

of a Nordic political drama series inevitably

8:39

end in ruins. Ah, fick.

8:42

Oh, dickens. Lads,

8:51

this is the Two Johnnies. Brought to you

8:53

by the Two Johnnies Christmas Party live from

8:55

the Tree Arena. Except we're renaming it for

8:57

one night only to the Pint Theatre. The

8:59

Pint Theatre, lads. Never will the Tree Arena

9:01

have witnessed such turbo crack. Or as many

9:04

pints of medium priced cider spilled on the

9:06

floor. Before that, we want to have a

9:08

serious chat with the lads out there. But

9:10

it's time for me to turn to my

9:12

serious voice. Looking hard. Serious. A chat about

9:15

Conor McGregor. What? Oh, jeez. I just remembered. I

9:17

mean a certain MMA fighter. You know the one?

9:19

The one who looks like he'd bait the head

9:21

off you if you just asked him for the

9:23

time like... That's the one. Lads, I know

9:25

he used to be a bit of crack and we

9:27

all took out credit union loans back in the day

9:29

to go see him in Vegas on Saturday night. So

9:32

he is still paying back them loans and lads credit

9:34

ratings be like one of the mams in Ireland's fittest

9:36

families. Absolutely wrecked. Ha ha ha ha ha. But now

9:38

lads, he's gone more toxic than a bottle of red

9:40

sauce been left in the press since Euro 2012. Paznan!

9:45

He's treating Elon and stirring up shite. That's

9:47

right, he's threatening something called Liberal Democracy. And

9:49

we don't just mean letting Bjor's into the

9:51

room when we're voting on a shtag do

9:53

destination, huh? Now he's on about running for

9:55

president. Nachos of tip! No! But of Ireland!

9:57

We can't go from having a poet... You'll

10:00

have an apocalypse! No way! Never! This is a

10:02

message to all the lads out there. Do not

10:04

post support for your man! This will be the

10:06

worst Egypt put forward for high office since we

10:08

sent Dustin to Turkey to Eurovision! Lads, vote on

10:11

Dustin for Fresno's Oat. That'll be an unreal crack.

10:13

Haha! You might ask, well then two junnies, who

10:15

would I vote for? Lads, you're forgetting the most

10:17

lad thing you could do is... NOT

10:19

VOTE! The only person I ever voted for was

10:22

Mickey Johart on Eurostar! Wait, she'll be lad. He's

10:24

the politics shy to old people who've nothing else

10:26

going on in their lives. So check the register!

10:28

And if you're honest, take yourself off of

10:30

it! Lads! We want to

10:32

make sure your man loses his deposit! Haha! I

10:35

lost my deposit once, you know. No way! Landlord

10:37

said he'd never say such wear and tear to his sister and tank. Haha! Lads!

10:40

I have to say, one thing he has going for him though,

10:42

is he has his own brand of stout and whiskey. Jeez, we could

10:44

get into that Johnny! I know! God knows

10:46

we need another revenue stream in addition to the podcast, the

10:48

radio show, the telly show, the live show, the podcast, the

10:51

radio show, the telly show, and the live show. When you

10:53

heard a Johnny Walker whiskey, I can see it now! What?

10:56

The two Johnny's water whiskey! Lads,

10:58

imagine drinking the two Johnny's water with an

11:00

APV of savage percent! Hahahaha!

11:02

Plus, remember lads. Do

11:05

not exercise your franchise! Lads! Lads!

11:09

So don't get up, don't end up, don't stand up

11:11

for your rights! Oh, lads! Okay.

11:24

I'll go for the vegetarian option. To

11:27

buy Karl-en-coteesh. E-E-E-E-E-E-Eesh. Cranking

11:29

out the air miles yet again, I see. Your ledge bag.

11:32

Though you're more of a ledge packet, if I'm honest. Can

11:35

you believe the Shinner's are finally having a terrible week? Yeah.

11:38

Getting everything wrong, slipping in the poles, looking ridiculous

11:40

like... A sneak preview of what it's going to

11:42

feel like when they're in government. Oh wait. Too

11:45

terrible though, the agenda has turned to crime

11:47

and immigration. Oh yeah. But also

11:49

titillating, that is a sort of rare thing making us

11:51

look good. Did you see the Heely Rays versus Labors

11:53

keening lib losers? I did, I did! Wow,

11:55

the turf muncher independents, not quite saying they're

11:58

opposed to foreigners, followed by AO. not

12:00

quite calling them racist. It was almost gentlemanly

12:02

if they didn't all look like turnips. I

12:04

have to say things are looking up ever

12:06

since you stole the Shinner's Claws on Palestinian

12:08

matters in terms of- Yeah, but not so

12:10

much when you steal their clothes by suing

12:13

Google. Ah, yeah. What the F, man? Lawsuits

12:15

are a shinbag thing. Also taking on big

12:17

tech? They're my besties. Look, it's a last

12:19

resort. These companies aren't regulated or helped to

12:21

account at all. What? Somebody really should do

12:23

something about that. It's Ireland, Inc.'s business plan

12:25

and USPs that we'd go to anything to

12:27

regulate or hold them to a calendar. Duh,

12:29

it's like Pascal Nomics 101. Oh,

12:32

speaking of whom, in terms of, he wants to

12:34

get out, can you believe us? And McGrath basically

12:36

admitting he wants to go to Brussels so he

12:38

doesn't want to be FF leader. Pascal doesn't want

12:40

to be the FG leader. Holy Kylie, we're gonna

12:42

be here forever. I do think he's in the

12:44

hope of actually becoming the IMF managing director. Now,

12:46

why would the IMF be interested in a very

12:49

head-patable Irishman who did literally everything the IMF asked

12:51

them to do all those years ago in the

12:53

Troika? Who literally sold the

12:55

country from noon and knee, co-founder of the

12:57

housing crisis, like- Pascal's work is done here.

12:59

Basic shelter is a luxury commodity out of

13:02

reach for most people. Tech firms have spread

13:04

the far-right gospel for profit. Mission accomplished. Yeah,

13:06

there's nothing really left for him or McGrath

13:08

to break, so they might as well as

13:10

both. Cash out, get out. Tout. I can't

13:13

wait till we can do the same. His

13:15

greatest achievement, though? I said. Disastrous tax breaks

13:17

for landlord corporates who fixed rents so high,

13:19

they somehow managed to gentrify Simsboro. Even

13:22

though half the place looks like it's riddled with

13:24

asbestos and as-bores. I better let

13:26

you get back to selling beef to Arabs using

13:28

sign language during the cop-junket in a totalitarian state.

13:30

Such a war perfectly normal. And I

13:33

can't wait for the fireworks display. To what? Once

13:35

the shakes of shotgun climate action promises, they're going

13:37

to blow them up in the sky with Roman

13:39

candles filled with crude oil to break the emissions

13:42

records. Kill. Oh, bring me home

13:44

a giant tove-la-rode and a quiet increase

13:46

in the national herd. Cheers. Now,

13:57

another turbulent week for the GAA with the announcement that

13:59

Corne has been is to be put behind

14:01

a paywall. Natural. I'm joined now to

14:03

discuss the latest GAA GO fiasco by

14:05

Lasko Hirlock of the GAA's Christian and

14:08

Narragat, Fogre Och squealmach. Good afternoon. Good

14:10

afternoon. Fogre, three of Cork's four Monster

14:12

Hurling Championship games only available on GAA

14:14

GO, the paywall co-owned by Orty in

14:16

the GAA. Why not just

14:18

put them on Orty? Well, in accordance with

14:21

Roon, Troch has shocked Huik, Alt, Troch a

14:23

tree, Punk B, Arty has first call on

14:25

the fixtures they want to screen free to

14:27

air and they've set to Cork, Niha, Langer.

14:30

And coincidentally, they've chosen the Limerick Claire clash,

14:32

the fixture which was only available on GAA

14:34

GO last year, causing the platform to essentially

14:36

end up streaming on LiveLine all summer long.

14:38

Well, no, it is simply not possible for

14:41

the RTE to show all of the fixtures,

14:43

so it's a brawn on it. But why

14:45

doesn't the GAA just move them then? I'm

14:47

sorry? Just have Cork and Waterford say

14:50

on midday, for example. So there

14:52

could be scheduling issues there with regard to daylight

14:55

saving or mass, could be a pattern day.

14:57

Okay, well just put it on a Saturday.

15:00

Well, that could be a holiday, Feast of

15:02

St. Gobnett, Patron Saint of Onions, for instance.

15:04

It does seem you're putting the games more

15:06

likely to attract paying subscribers onto GAA GO

15:08

to jack up the cash intake given the

15:10

population of Cork. No, that there will be

15:12

almost 300 games broadcast free

15:15

to air between RTE, CG Carer,

15:17

or this BBC Adore. Great,

15:19

yes, because BBC 2 is so popular in

15:22

Cork, a rogue state that considers anything north

15:24

of Formoy to be Northern Ireland. What about

15:26

the elderly people who don't have access to

15:29

digital devices? Well, Ochamadluchla Skhael is very mindful

15:31

of our older patrons, the thought of people

15:33

who leave the pajamas on under the good

15:35

suit when they go to games in Cloners,

15:37

so we're introducing how-to videos to help them

15:39

walk through the buttons and such. But they'll

15:41

have to go online to watch the videos?

15:43

Yes, there's a bit like printing instructions on

15:45

how not to crash a car on the

15:47

airbag. But it's not a genius to affect

15:49

that there's been a very warm response to

15:51

our launch of the 2020-24 programme for the

15:54

GAA GO. And for the more- I'd say

15:56

it does seem to have knocked all those

15:58

other unfortunate GAA stories off the agenda. doesn't

16:00

it? I mean, if you're talking

16:02

about the unpleasantness around the Hurl around trial, or

16:04

indeed the alleged directive for Senior Players Band from

16:06

Holidays currently doing the rounds on Tindernet, there

16:09

is not a matter for the association at this time. Nor, indeed, is

16:11

the debate around Lady Hurling. Sorry, why are you doing air quotes there

16:13

with your fingers? Come on, I, um, I, I, I, I, I, I,

16:15

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

16:17

I, I, I, I, I, I, I may come from signature

16:34

irreversible rule

16:44

to 1

17:52

2 9 2 7 3 2 5 5 and

17:54

also red pill magga gun knot even though I

17:56

turned off replies unlimited quotes tweets to mutual app

17:58

all you've gone to online again What? Nobody

18:01

knows what you're talking about half the

18:03

time because you're too far online, pernicious

18:06

online, death to meta, death to it.

18:08

Oh sorry, I'm looking for the far

18:10

right meeting. No, this is the far

18:12

left meeting. Why are people always getting

18:15

us mixed up these days? I

18:17

think we should have a demonstration so the people know

18:19

we're not the same as the far right.

18:21

Yeah! And we need to

18:24

stop the Fat Cat Council Corporation knocking down

18:26

EU clubs and turn them into private jacuzzis

18:28

for Bigwig Fat Cat bankers. And you! Now

18:30

we need garter protection from all the disillusioned

18:32

angry youths let down by the degradation of society.

18:34

Well why do we ask the disillusioned angry youths

18:37

to keep an eye on things when we're doing

18:39

the demonstration, get them involved in politics from a

18:41

young age? Yeah! And they won't

18:43

be afraid to use a bit of intafada

18:46

force if things get out of hand! Yeah!

18:48

Or just an idea they could set up

18:50

checkpoints to make sure it's only true lefties

18:52

going to the demo. But we call it

18:54

a vigil. Yeah, a vigil that doesn't

18:56

support anything but is more focused

18:58

on being anti-things. Yeah! Then it's

19:00

agreed comrades, we are holding a

19:03

major anti-vigil. But why do

19:05

we call ourselves the Vigilantees? Yeah!

19:08

Hold on a second. Yeah! I'll

19:10

show you. Yeah! Whoooo! Whoooo!

19:13

Whoooo! Welcome

19:24

to ITV News, I'm Robert Pestin. It was

19:26

a week of chaos for the Tory party

19:28

which makes us 384 consecutive weeks

19:31

of chaos for the Tory party. Plunged

19:33

into crisis yet again after the new

19:35

Home Secretary, he'll probably have been replaced

19:37

by the time we've finished this report

19:40

so why bother naming him, deliver the

19:42

latest version of the Rwanda Bill which

19:44

is called RwandaBill.version72.pdf. Cue

19:47

House of Commons commotion. Yeah! As

19:51

you will see Mr Speaker at the start

19:53

of the Bill we have stated Rwanda is safe

19:55

even that the Supreme Court and the European Court

19:57

of Human Rights say it isn't. And

20:00

we will defend this stance in court

20:02

using the classic legal argument of, afraid

20:04

so, and takes one to no

20:06

one. And

20:08

the reaction from the Chori backbenchers was,

20:11

no Rishi, we're gonna need a bigger,

20:13

small boat spill. Immigration Minister Robert Jenrick

20:15

then promptly resigned. On principle he says,

20:17

cause it didn't promise to break nearly

20:20

as many laws as he'd like. Lovely

20:22

guy, as minister he ordered cartoon murals

20:24

and immigration centres to be painted over

20:26

because they were too welcoming. Smashing. And

20:29

is Rwanda really safe just cause the

20:31

UK now wants to illegally declare it

20:33

safe? Well, in a travel advisory to

20:35

its citizens, the United States puts armed

20:38

conflict in bold lettering twice in

20:40

all of its warnings. The Prime

20:42

Minister, Rich Sunak, defended his new

20:44

laws with yet more snappy pledges.

20:46

Good morning. Today I am confident

20:48

my new five point plan on immigration will be

20:50

a success because it incorporates

20:52

my previous five pledges, my six

20:55

commitments, eight promises, four oaths, and

20:57

a partridge in a pear tree.

21:00

Most importantly for the plain people of

21:02

Britain, all our ideas since

21:04

2016 don't stray beyond catchy three

21:06

word slogans. Take back

21:08

control, get Brexit done, stop

21:11

the boats, break all laws. Thank

21:13

you and good morning please. Let's not forget if

21:15

the Rwanda flights did go air, they would only

21:17

remove around 200 people at a time from a

21:20

backlog of 150,000, which

21:23

would be like trying to tackle climate change

21:25

by asking one guy called Colin to give

21:27

up meat. Quick recap, by the way, Suela

21:29

Braven, the former home secretary who's made Jacob

21:32

Rees' mogs creepiness seem like a fondly remembered

21:34

childhood summer, got the country obsessed with Rwanda

21:36

flights in the first place, even while net

21:38

migration hit 672,000 on her watch. And

21:43

before that, the idea belonged to Boris Johnson,

21:45

remember him, who as it happens was in

21:47

front of a Covid committee today that no

21:49

one any longer cared about, because let's face

21:51

it, Boris Johnson is so last chaos. Tickle

21:55

my worn out Twittering the WhatsApp messages

21:58

vanish like the results of a... Maternity

22:00

tests. Haha. What scrapes is anyone listening to

22:02

me? Come on. I just said something outrageous

22:04

there I used to be trending with this

22:07

sort of material. Why are you yawning over

22:09

there? Who knew who knew am I irrelevant?

22:11

Like a marital vow. Don't you fade me

22:13

out, please. I need the outrage earnings. Don't

22:16

fade me out Isn't

22:18

it amazing how quickly these chances become irrelevant

22:20

once the media decides to ignore them probably

22:22

a lesson in there somewhere Coming

22:24

up next on ITV why a mic

22:27

problematic MMA fisticuffs chap could be the

22:29

next president of era Stop

22:39

Mary luminosity. Oh Well,

22:43

that was a bit of a jam squib

22:45

wasn't it as emotion no confidence I

22:48

I it was whoever came up

22:50

with that same. I believe

22:52

it was your idea boss Yeah,

22:54

and I'd ask anyone with information

22:56

to come forward to the relevant

22:58

authorities Yeah, I thought we'd completely

23:00

eliminate Helen Louise, please your language

23:03

is getting a little Terminatory

23:05

just cool it on the take her

23:07

out buzz for going. How about this?

23:10

I thought our goose was cooked folksy

23:12

idioms much better Mmm goose with honey

23:14

cloves and deconstructed pomegranate. Hi, you know

23:16

if this was a normal party There

23:19

might be some unnamed sources dissing me

23:21

in the papers by now But

23:24

thankfully we don't have that problem It

23:26

was kind of humiliating though the blue

23:28

shirts lining up to attack us instead

23:31

of us attacking them Yes, I know

23:33

where does Josepha Maggio get off calling

23:35

me Trump? I mean, don't you have

23:37

a halting side to object to you

23:40

Southside Hun's Facebook page come to life

23:42

Well, I don't get me started on

23:44

being called public order peers One

23:47

was actually kind of good. It was I'm

23:49

actually upset. I didn't get a nickname. Ah,

23:52

well once we're in power They'll be calling

23:54

you. Oh, no spin when you're out offending

23:56

lousy homeless figures. I Maybe

23:58

I'll just go to Europe with