Okay now hear us out. This is going to be a long and nearly unlistenable journey, but if you're going to understand the argument that this episode's title puts forth then you're going to have to sit through a lot of bad guitar playing. We're also going to have to spoil both Mr. Robot and Stephen King's Dark Tower series so make sure not to listen until you've watched that entire TV series and read those seven gigantic novels. Still with us? Okay, let's go.

Also: Steve Martin solipsism, CNCNBC, Salvador Dali: explained, and the Oval Office The Office.