Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

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I wanna know what love is!I want you to show me!I wanna feel what love is!I know you can show me!

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Oh, hello, you're here for the podcast? Right, come on in. You're in the right place.

What are we doing?

Oh, yes!

This week, Heather found a story for Ken by an author that neither of them knew before and they really should be ashamed of themselves for it. The author is Frances Ellen Watkins Harper, and I gotta say, she impressed me. But if I say anymore it'll be spoilers for the Fun Facts, and know one wants that.

The story is "The Two Offers," and, well, strap in kiddos.

Ken reads, it's fine. His voice is weird. Whatever.

Your hosts coin the term "podstalker," discuss a variety of mammalian STDs, and whine about how hard it is to be pretty and popular.

"The Two Offers" was first published in 1859 in The Anglo-African Newspaper.

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