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I have big

1:32

news. A big news? I

1:35

have a big news. What are you going to do

1:37

with that? No big news. Okay. Guess

1:39

what I got Cassie to watch last night. First

1:42

time ever. He's never seen it. Porn. He's

1:44

porn. Yep. For real?

1:47

Yeah. No. Okay, I was

1:49

going to say that. We've talked about Cassie and I watching people shove bread

1:52

in a vagina together. It's a

1:54

good, good, good laugh. Did he use infection? It's a

1:56

good laugh on a Tuesday night. Hell yeah, brother.

1:58

Jurassic Park. Oh, right, right, right. They'd.

2:02

Loved it. Yeah, how could you not. I

2:04

mean mug an amazing how I've seen it

2:06

many, many many years. Ah, but I finally

2:08

got her to watch it and I I

2:10

is still happy to say it. It holds

2:12

us just for from heard yes she was.

2:14

She was impressed. Impressive Her ninety three movie.

2:17

well for someone out around and ninety three

2:19

with those kind of affects. Batman.

2:22

Movie Waterworld Come Out. Not.

2:24

But best film it on the

2:26

water though Rent know when he

2:28

wasn't effects and allow want a

2:30

bit basically built a city on

2:32

the water to film on. The

2:34

maria doesn't seem I is as

2:36

i also forgot how amazing when

2:38

I dennis need read that his

2:40

name the ha ha in soo

2:42

magic word yeah noom and when

2:44

he slips and falls down the

2:46

creek say put in a comic

2:48

whistles have you ever listened to

2:51

are good. At

2:54

it as is like rule of law it was

2:56

he falls down there are you sure as that

2:58

are not a dull officers and know massager. perfect

3:00

slip see as a dog source lot of. Behind

3:04

the scenes. Yeah, that's them

3:06

Berlin accidents or that spurs.

3:08

Yeah, yeah. this. Now

3:13

on the look it up. Dislike him but

3:15

he is Steve Oven on. Talk to them.

3:17

Net is Dennis Bermudez Whistle? I know else?

3:20

Yeah, like I to, I don't I

3:22

don't I'm not arguing that aside their

3:24

but that off the source does do

3:26

like a little hyper to whistle he

3:28

does. So maybe it was a little

3:30

preamble or a prelude to the and

3:32

we may be but if it is

3:34

it, time's up perfectly. With. Him

3:36

slipping and I've always noticed that my whole

3:39

life and have it says yes Missing. I

3:42

said says he insists on. Damn.

3:45

Hold on. No

3:47

tail. Is. No

3:56

Way. to

3:59

say They did that and it's

4:01

a hundred millions of dollar budget. Yeah,

4:03

and Steven Spielberg is like

4:06

this legal. Yeah, like the sound guy put it

4:08

in the be funny. Oh check this out He's

4:11

like, you know what one more time one more

4:13

time on the comedy whistle So

4:18

Okay, I want to believe that it is

4:20

real. Mm-hmm But I

4:22

I feel like as a like a guy like a

4:24

ghost center that I'm trying to debunk this I

4:27

feel like maybe it might be his jacket

4:29

going like the like his arm swinging or

4:31

the sound of the Lophosaurus no, not the

4:33

doors now that I'm now that I see

4:36

it it like the sound of the winch

4:38

like something slipping That's

4:41

a banana sound effects 100% I

4:45

guess that I really truly want to believe that's what it

4:47

is. So let's go with that. Okay. Anyway,

4:49

I'm that's that's it She's Kathy's seen has

4:52

seen none of the lot of big classics. Oh

4:56

Seen like Independence Day and doubt

4:59

it for us. Yeah, I doubt it that

5:02

whole era is just it's out Batman Braveheart

5:04

Yeah, all of it just That

5:07

would be fun. Do you go back through? Yeah,

5:09

dude. I love that area. That's one of my

5:11

favorite areas of movies ever Well, I've ever said

5:13

96. I just watch the what did I watch

5:15

over the weekend of Southern

5:18

we were doing we were over in Leavenworth We're doing

5:20

like impressions and we were just doing like it turned

5:23

in like a southern lawyer Mm-hmm and

5:25

like so we just walking around you on a big

5:27

of you and then we go into a restaurant and

5:29

it just so then we had to watch the what

5:31

I forget what the movie is that's the kid

5:34

witnesses the murder and then he And

5:38

then uh What's his

5:40

name Jimmy? Tommy

5:42

Lee Jones is in there. Oh, she's

5:44

a southern lawyer. I don't know. I

5:47

remember Anyway, they're not drawing it

5:49

up. I Yes, we got

5:51

the additional content sign up for patreon finally time A

5:55

link in the episode description. We got a

5:57

big sweaty hog today. Yeah, Jersey Beast. Ooh

6:00

Just said just that it's

6:02

just hanging there just veins just

6:04

waiting. Yeah ready Waiting

6:07

it primed And

6:10

so can I just can I uh can I

6:12

just yell at some people? Yeah, of course, of

6:14

course you can you fucking assholes with your rock

6:16

paper scissors bullshit the correct way Yeah, I'm getting

6:19

so minute. I'm getting so much hate for it.

6:21

Well, that's great. I don't I ain't change from

6:23

this That's

6:27

it I

6:30

get it. I see your comments. I get it.

6:32

Okay, I ain't changing for nobody Yeah, when I

6:34

was I was down in Austin watching the solar

6:36

eclipse by the way if you've never

6:39

seen a total solar

6:41

eclipse of Of

6:43

the heart that's right. I cannot Stress

6:46

enough make it happen I know the next

6:48

one if I remember correctly in the United

6:50

States is like in 20 years in Montana

6:53

But I we did look it up and

6:55

in Spain in a couple years on my

6:57

birthday Mmm There's

7:00

another one where you already talked to go on 41. Oh 40

7:03

fun Whoa,

7:06

that's gonna be on your 40th. I know it's meant

7:08

to be man I know but 41 still if it's

7:10

not me it's on my goddamn birthday We gotta go

7:12

to Spain so we're

7:14

probably gonna do it head on over there I

7:16

hope you do some other things in Spain

7:19

other than just watch the eclipse and come back That

7:21

sounds like someone who hasn't seen a solar eclipse Yeah,

7:24

total one you never seen what have you know, yeah,

7:26

and I I'm glad

7:28

you went but that's what

7:30

you think now I actually had Cassie didn't know

7:33

what she was getting into she also hasn't seen

7:35

Jurassic Park So I don't really want to trust

7:37

that opinion Yeah Like I heard where you can

7:39

go and compare a solar a total solar eclipse

7:41

to Jurassic Park and tell me where you come

7:44

out Yeah, I saw the video Fucking not

7:46

I get it dude Like I mean

7:48

even if you've seen a 99% coverage It's

7:51

not trust me that outside when

7:53

it's dark that last little sliver my last

7:55

little bit It was uh, it

7:57

was definitely it it was I will remember it forever

8:00

You've got like very spiritual unless you get dementia. Yeah,

8:02

they feel like you live in a simulation now Oh,

8:05

yeah, no the magic of space man. I think I'd

8:07

go with the magic of space No, I saw but

8:09

I imagine just a shadow like Civilizations

8:11

back in the day trying to figure that one.

8:14

Oh, yeah. Yeah, like in no way God for

8:16

sure It's your son God. Mm-hmm They're like the

8:18

Sun's out and then when it's supposed to be

8:20

out just well that that was there's a whole

8:23

thing like there Was a big war going I

8:25

forget the war there was a

8:27

treaty that happened because of a solar

8:30

Because of a solar eclipse and there's the fire nation

8:33

I get it. No, but imagine being

8:35

in a spot where you're off of the

8:37

path of totality, right? Mm-hmm, and then you

8:39

have a civilization that was on the path

8:42

and then they're trying to tell the other ones what

8:44

happened They're like, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. Come on.

8:46

So it just went dark Yeah,

8:48

that sounds No, anyway, you crazy

8:50

anyway there get your spear. There's no I don't

8:53

believe you fucking liar. Just pick up your spear

8:55

Let's go. Let's go. Just kill each other over

8:57

this. This is crazy Do you

8:59

want you to put an email in here someone yelling at you? You

9:01

want to read it? Yeah, my

9:03

name is Brian with an eye It

9:06

says with that the only correct way to spell Brian

9:08

is with an eye This is my

9:10

first time posting in the comments of a podcast

9:12

and I just want to mention that the Helen

9:14

Keller or Stephen Hawkins Battle was great. I remember

9:16

that one I was talking to

9:19

my son about the episodes and Stephen Hawking

9:21

was mentioned in young Sheldon So

9:23

I explained to him what you would you write?

9:25

He's pointing to him the would you rather before

9:27

bedtime? He said he would

9:29

pick Stephen Hawkins. I keep saying

9:31

Hawkins, but it's Hawking Cuz

9:35

Brian this fucking guy that spells it with an eyes

9:37

writing it wrong I would

9:40

pick Stephen Hawking and figure out a way

9:42

with spikes to slow down the chair by

9:44

deflating the tires This would help

9:46

defeat him. Love you guys. Can you get

9:48

my son a shout out if this goes on the show?

9:50

His name is Tyler. Thanks. Bye And

9:53

so I just want like I love how I

9:55

love Tyler the way you thought about it. Mm-hmm

9:58

Like he's just like he's thinking logically about Like

10:00

yeah, I could do all stuff. He's

10:02

like what it wants throw some spikes out I feel

10:04

like I have a hard if a Stephen Hawking is

10:06

trying to chase you down and run you over What

10:09

do we pick 25 or 35 miles an hour right like that? Like

10:13

that one thing like now you're defending yourself if

10:15

you slow him down and now you're just beating

10:17

the shit out of him in A wheelchair. I

10:19

feel like I'd have a hard time with that do what

10:21

you got to do man. Don't hit ow Ow

10:24

ouch You punch like

10:27

a pussy Hit

10:29

me harder puss. Well, you've whips

10:31

it around you's hitting himself like stop

10:33

hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Haha But

10:37

that'd be hard to just beat up a bunch

10:39

of like just stationary Stephen Hawking

10:41

see I I love the idea of these

10:44

I do these would you rathers with my kids? And

10:47

that their takes on it are funny cuz we go

10:49

like a dead body one No,

10:51

explain you didn't you like I didn't know it's legal either

10:54

It's crazy. Are you didn't know either my

10:57

six-year-old will see his take on necrophilia See

11:00

where he stands on yeah, that body Get

11:03

a read on me would bounce on he would jump on

11:05

a dead body Good hop

11:07

on pop Right. You ready

11:10

to get the show going. Yeah, okay Hey

11:18

Okay, what do we got here?

11:20

What are you doing here? What do we have

11:22

here? This is a combo

11:25

between Curtis and

11:27

Brian myself Not you I get

11:29

those with a wife funny. We had a Brian with

11:31

an eye and a Brian with a one. Yeah All

11:34

right. This is a merging of their

11:37

ideas So would you rather have to be

11:39

on a call once a day

11:41

to deliver a baby be on call? But

11:43

on a call that's I mean if you

11:45

just phone this one in all

11:47

right push Are you pushing

11:49

them sound like you're pushing Deborah? Yeah,

11:51

you're breaking up a little bit there. Sorry.

11:54

I'm in a dead zone Would

11:56

You rather have to be on call once

11:58

a day to deliver a baby? Doesn't

12:00

matter what time of day concern for

12:02

has ability to run through walls fifty

12:05

percent of the time since he has

12:07

never know with no young man every

12:09

a phony vote of lego party trick.

12:12

So. You like you would just you would go

12:14

through with you would run through it like you can

12:16

break through with. Com you just

12:18

go like invisibly through a right. Ethics.

12:21

Are you just get the van a stool?

12:23

Or yeah, yeah, and if you don't you're

12:25

smack in the photograph. Yeah, the of the

12:27

of existence a superpower gets has the ability

12:29

to roots. of

12:31

such as this is it just depends

12:33

on of drug your new another yards

12:36

Yeah fifty percent is not. Great.

12:39

I. Try to get out of a tricky situation. Yeah.

12:41

Like. Eat a fifty percent of

12:43

the time seeing his keep running into the same

12:46

want to go through it. Which. Is

12:48

pretty cool. Tv pretty beat up though. near

12:50

how hard you have to run. Is

12:52

it a full on ice brand? I think

12:54

you have like to make it worthwhile for

12:56

this to even have any meaning. I feel

12:58

like you have to. Charge. Through

13:00

it I'm sorry of Daedalus. You get

13:02

a slowly step through. Oh yeah, I

13:05

mean I guess I need savvy not

13:07

running for I would have been to.

13:09

There's a difference between. Full. Blown

13:11

sprint and gone for run

13:13

looks very much for say

13:15

the hundred meter-hundred meter-fuck. Said.

13:18

Size is the assess assess and then a dagger

13:20

concerned with go into a wall what's on the

13:22

other side of the wall? Yeah, but if you

13:25

know it's through the wall then and what's I

13:27

mean how often uses a superpower. A.

13:29

You're going to check the mail new

13:31

like August. Go through the wanna say

13:33

you're is a lock yourself out of

13:35

your house or apartment or something like

13:37

fuck my Keezer inside and I'm late

13:39

for work. Some magic and I use

13:41

run into the wall smack your neighbors

13:43

across the street by thinking of the

13:46

newspaper. To. Say what the fuck is

13:48

than what of would have lost eve. Do

13:50

and watch because you know he disappears. He

13:52

was a coin in the family details twenty

13:54

times in a row. And it can

13:56

be one of those days for be go through a wall. Luggage.

13:59

is like Grace we gotta move you

14:01

just stand there with a cup of coffee and a

14:03

rolled-up paper Oh, man, this guy's

14:05

funny. You need to call the HOA on

14:07

this guy's guy. That's crazy Doesn't you have

14:09

kids man, you know would be what would

14:12

be really nuts is by the time let's say it happens four

14:14

or five times in a row, I mean

14:16

you're having to like Drag yourself back

14:18

far enough to run. No, I can

14:20

do it. Yeah, this is the time

14:23

I don't know why Jim Carrey as

14:25

the character. Mmm running into this

14:27

wall. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just

14:29

getting through it. Do you mind? I'm

14:32

kicking my own hands It's

14:35

reverse. Yeah You

14:37

get the idea being on call have

14:40

to deliver a baby you would eventually

14:42

get used to delivering babies But

14:44

for a long time you would have no idea

14:46

what you're doing Have did you

14:48

watch any of your either of your sons be

14:51

born? Yeah, I held a leg like straight on

14:53

out why they come right out of

14:55

the shoot There were three there were three

14:57

people. See my wife was sitting. I had

14:59

a leg in the The

15:01

midwife had the other leg and I think

15:03

there was one lady maybe roaming around. Mm-hmm

15:06

So yeah, I was right there watching his head come out

15:09

And did no problem. It was your

15:11

kid. So that's different Yeah, and

15:14

your wife's are John. I thought it was gonna be

15:16

someone else's kid I Was

15:19

just hoping he was black. Yeah, you're like, come

15:21

on. Come on And

15:23

then he came out just well the first paint came

15:25

out like you Came out

15:27

dark like amber. Mm-hmm. And then I was like,

15:29

okay, so this I think this

15:32

is mine I think this mine then the other

15:34

one was like just crazy white and I was

15:36

like Yeah one or two and even like when

15:38

his face came out. I was like that even

15:40

looks like me weird. God damn It looks like

15:42

that's what I look like. Mm-hmm. Oh No

15:46

That's what Amber sees when I'm going down. Yeah,

15:48

like picture that like oh My

15:51

god, imagine your baby coming out like this It

15:53

looks up at your mommy you see your like

15:56

your husband's face but in a baby form down

15:58

at your vagina Good luck

16:00

recovering from that one. But yeah

16:02

on call delivering a baby Old

16:05

though like you couldn't do anything well You

16:09

can let me are you on call for any hot let's

16:11

say you go to Copenhagen yeah,

16:13

I said have to be anywhere it has to

16:15

be within reason like you're not gonna get a

16:17

call Living in Spokane to go

16:19

deliver a baby in Indiana. Yeah, I don't think hop

16:21

on a plane to fly to Indiana Yeah, that's a

16:23

good happens if you say fuck it, and I don't

16:25

want to deliver a baby today You

16:27

thought you die you got to live with I Yeah,

16:30

you got to live with the the fact that you weren't there to

16:32

help somebody deliver a baby. I can live with that No,

16:35

that's no these. I know these things have to

16:37

have some real repercussions. Yeah, you have to go

16:40

deliver this baby There's no other choice. It could

16:42

be at 1215 in the morning.

16:44

It could be at 1158 at night If

16:46

you don't do it you gotta deliver the baby Like

16:49

the SWAT team comes to where you're at and

16:51

they drag your ass from where you're at and

16:53

take you to the hospital Do I deliver a

16:56

baby? Yeah, we can do this easy way or

16:58

the hard way Let's try the hard way. I've

17:00

been doing these you I figured Fucking

17:02

make a little bit 30 years you guys start

17:04

shooting you with fucking fucking rubber

17:06

bullets rubber bullets and fine Fuck I'll

17:08

go deliver a baby you guys

17:11

are crazy. You guys realize how crazy this one There's

17:14

you're shooting a doctor. You're not a

17:16

doctor Brian. I'm just kind of But

17:21

just yeah after a while the people have started

17:23

calling you doc would have to always be Sometimes

17:26

you go to homes you have to learn how to do

17:28

like water births underwater

17:30

baby full birth You got to

17:32

do that. You might get called

17:34

into a warehouse go deliver a baby, right?

17:36

Or is it always in a perfect sanitary

17:39

hospital? I? Feel

17:41

like I could totally do I feel like I could totally do that

17:44

Go deliver babies. I really don't have an issue with

17:46

that. It's not even the baby It's just

17:48

having to be somewhere. I think yeah Yeah,

17:51

the baby there could be interrupted golf could be

17:53

interrupted. Let's say you're let's say that but you

17:55

like you don't to be there For the full labor.

17:57

It's like nope this baby's coming out. Mm-hmm you get

17:59

called You got to go over there you get the

18:01

baby out you slap it on the ass you You

18:05

know they still do that tell it's I

18:07

don't know well They just lapping babies all

18:09

about if it's not crying they got to

18:11

get it to cry hmm, okay I

18:15

Can think of worse things to do to get it to cry so My

18:18

butts not so bad. Yeah, welcome to the

18:20

world Yeah,

18:23

twist their fingers. It's a lunatic

18:25

doctor taking tension

18:27

their nipples and Yeah,

18:29

biting their toes like what are you doing? Hey you

18:31

get bored come up some new things I

18:36

Wouldn't have a problem with that. I think I would have

18:38

to pick being on call to deliver a baby

18:40

and That just

18:42

seems less painful then I don't know how

18:44

often I would have to I've never I'm

18:46

38 years old And I

18:48

have never had to Run

18:50

through a wall for any reason So

18:53

I'm just going to deliver

18:55

babies Finding

18:58

those two Yeah,

19:00

run through a wall to save a baby deliver

19:02

a baby you used to peer through a wall

19:04

push Like what the fuck is this? Now

19:07

on the way out you slam into the wall can't get out

19:11

50% of the time they disappear don't people

19:13

say that like oh man I do I'd

19:15

run through a wall for you. Mm-hmm. Not

19:17

a thing. It's a thing You know, but

19:20

I guess I haven't had to so I don't

19:22

think that there's any super Awesome

19:24

situation in my life. We're getting through a fucking wall

19:26

is gonna be Oh going to a

19:28

bank You could rob a

19:30

bank Just go right through the

19:32

vault 50% of the time you get in

19:34

there. You're stuck. Yeah. Yeah only for 50% of the time

19:38

I mean if you if you if prison was on the line

19:40

I think you could Mustard up enough

19:42

runs to finally get to back through the vault wall

19:44

Well, let's let's assume the vault's not big enough for

19:46

you to get up to speed Cuz

19:49

I feel like this fast you can no I feel

19:51

like what if you get in there and the fucking

19:53

vaults like how many smaller needs like the DeLorean? You

19:55

got to get a pay to yeah, that's where it's

19:57

exactly what I was gonna say. Like I feel like

19:59

there It has to be like

20:01

a run, not like a quick acceleration

20:04

lunge. Like you have to run. I

20:06

mean you can, if you put a starting block

20:08

on this side of the studio, by the time I hit that wall, I

20:10

could be going pretty good. Three

20:12

steps of pushing off into that wall. I

20:14

feel like that, but it's got to be

20:16

a run, not an acceleration.

20:19

Like you're running. So

20:21

the scenario I was thinking was, let's say

20:24

you run through the wall to

20:26

get into the safe, but

20:28

then you can't get up to speed to get out. I

20:32

was picturing this guy, the security

20:34

cam footage. They're like, you need to check this out,

20:36

boss. They're looking at it and they can see

20:38

you coming down the sidewalk. Just like... It

20:44

works the first time. And then it cuts to the inside

20:46

of the lobby and then it gets... The

20:49

inside of the lobby and then it gets... Well,

20:53

if you can't get fast enough, you just keep

20:55

hitting the wall. Yeah, you just fucking knock

20:57

yourself out. I think that's... To me,

21:00

that's fun. It's like you got to get up to a certain

21:02

speed. And then you can just

21:04

not use the... I guess just not deliver

21:06

babies, but having just the ability to run

21:08

through the wall. If I don't have to use

21:10

it, I guess I'd pick that. But imagine saying like, you

21:13

know, baby, I'd run through a wall for you.

21:15

And then you just run and go through the wall and then

21:18

come back through the door and be like... If

21:20

you don't... Either

21:22

way, you look good. No, because like...

21:24

Or you look really stupid. Yeah, but it's

21:26

like you... Am I gonna marry

21:28

you through yourself at that wall for her?

21:30

Yeah. Oh my God. I

21:32

have to marry this fucking guy? Fucking... One more time.

21:35

Guys willing to run into a wall? I don't know

21:37

if that's... It's not as romantic as you think it

21:39

is. I'm not sure if that's good for the kids

21:41

to see. No. I don't like that. But

21:44

it's just the ability to run through the wall 50% of the time. I

21:46

mean, that's just like an optional superpower. Or

21:49

if it was different, it said you have to run through

21:51

a wall every day. Only 50% of

21:53

the time you make it. That changes things. I

21:56

might pick that over delivering a baby. But

21:58

the way that this is worded, I'm picking... a baby. Sound

22:01

good? Yeah, I just like I'm I

22:04

just hate obligations of being somewhere

22:06

so the idea that I

22:09

never know if I'm gonna have to be somewhere you know

22:11

what I mean? Yeah, I picked

22:13

that up for fracturing my collarbone or shoulder

22:16

every fucking day. A lot

22:19

of pain if it doesn't work out for you. Yeah.

22:21

Being, oh yeah, broken arm running into

22:23

a wall every day. Ten

22:27

days in a row of sprinting into walls

22:31

just hoping it worked out. All right,

22:33

I'm picking baby. What are you picking? Yeah,

22:35

I'll probably go with that too. Okay, Zach, less

22:37

injury. I'm gonna go with wall. Well, yeah, I'm

22:39

not responsible for anyone. Nice.

22:42

Let's move off to what are you thinking about? You ready?

22:45

All right. Brian, do it! What? Hey.

22:47

Hey, what's up, babe? What are you

22:49

thinking about? You know, nothing.

22:51

Actually, you know what? I'm thinking about a lot

22:53

of shit. What are you thinking

22:55

about? What

22:57

are you thinking about? I'm sick of

23:00

yelling at Zach. I'm thinking about your

23:02

t-shirts. They're sweet. Thank you. I'm wearing

23:04

one of Cassie's shirts. It says, Daddy

23:06

Issues made me do it. What's the

23:08

story? I don't know. She said she...

23:10

Is it a shmedium? Oh, this?

23:13

I think I had to stretch it out. I think this is

23:15

a small and it looks,

23:17

I mean, it looks like some of the shirts

23:19

I wear. So that sucks. It looks like something

23:22

I should cut up and put on a card.

23:24

That's what you're doing. Yeah. So we're wearing... Cards,

23:26

cards, cards. Yeah, we're wearing these shirts and then...

23:28

What the fuck was that? And then Zach's taking

23:30

them, cutting them up, and selling them. That's right.

23:32

We're gonna get you guys some Candy Dump cards

23:35

and there'll be some special chase cards. What? Gold

23:37

rookies. You can do like a freeze frame next

23:39

to it. See, this shirt actually was worn. It's

23:41

podcast worn. Game worn. That's awesome. And

23:43

those will be on scatcast.com? Yep, they're gonna come

23:45

out in June. Oh,

23:50

boy. Sorry about whoever gets the armpit

23:52

on this. I don't know if we'll

23:54

cut the armpits just for that. For

23:56

that reason? Yeah, for that. Here's the

23:59

white with yellow. All right, well

24:01

we'll talk we'll talk more about the the

24:03

card. Can you don't shirts as it comes up? Let's

24:05

get a little closer. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm excited to

24:07

see him me too all right Brian So you what

24:10

you what happened you shared just a little sliver of?

24:13

Plug in here of your life with me. Sorry

24:15

to interrupt again, which no don't you dare? I'm

24:17

very sorry don't you dare Brian. Would you plug

24:19

in your computer? It'd be a deer? HDMI

24:24

just wasn't all Get

24:26

it in there Okay, so

24:28

what were you what were you thinking about this week? So

24:30

I? Was on

24:33

a little friends trip In

24:36

Leavenworth, Washington. Oh, yeah beautiful Downtown

24:40

Shrek little Bavaria, did you ride the mountain

24:42

coaster? No, we looked at it and thought

24:44

about it But it's like you got it

24:46

you got a reserve it a day ahead

24:49

or it's you just it So

24:51

you gave wasn't in the cards mmm card cards cards

24:54

Um so I'll do it another time

24:56

okay But

24:59

anyway one at one of the guys there

25:01

he got sick and then everybody got fucking

25:03

sick So when I got home like food

25:05

stuff food poisoning no it was I don't

25:07

know it was just a bug cuz we

25:09

all got it Okay So I

25:12

got home Monday Or Sunday

25:14

that night started puking and like pissing out

25:17

your ass diarrhea type stuff. You know like

25:19

it's just Yeah

25:22

Right out your butt Which I

25:24

tend to in you know you don't love it

25:27

at the time, but it's like huh now I

25:29

feel nice and cleared out mm-hmm, but the problem

25:31

is is when you're still in that phase like

25:34

you don't know If how

25:36

if a fart is a fart or not hmm

25:39

never do yeah, you just you you

25:41

don't know and For

25:43

someone who likes to fart like when you got one. It's like

25:45

you want to you know Experiment

25:48

a little bit like what can I make this one

25:50

do what were you doing? You were tuning we talk

25:52

about tuning them or you had

25:54

some fart trick. Oh, yeah Well one

25:56

of them I said like I can have it squeak

25:58

out and then squeeze my butt cheeks So to go

26:00

whoop like a little When

26:04

it went it just a little in it I can feel

26:06

it snap against my butt cheeks, too Yeah, like a little

26:08

it's feeling it's like a it's like a whip

26:11

Crack like crack of a whip. That's funny anyway,

26:14

so We're not talking about that.

26:16

It's time. I'm not talking about my challenge. So we Enough

26:20

about me and all my talent amazing

26:23

Fucking my ass play my

26:25

hard carve of talents. That's right bottomless

26:27

fit. So I was

26:29

done puking And then

26:32

I think this was two

26:34

days later So it's still kind of like

26:36

still kind of like diarrhea, but

26:38

one morning I woke up and Wife

26:41

we were getting you were gonna get the kids ready

26:43

for school. She was doing her thing the

26:45

kids were Getting up and I

26:48

was like kind of like waking up I was getting

26:50

ready to get out of bed and I had I

26:52

felt like what I thought was but by now probably

26:54

a fart so I went

26:56

I pushed it out and it went it was like a

27:00

pop smack right into like

27:02

it was just a shit like a smack

27:04

of shit into my underwear and I

27:07

was like, oh crap. Oh, no,

27:09

that was not a fart. Mm-hmm

27:12

And so I'm like, oh shit. I gotta get out

27:14

of gotta get out of bed here So I crawl

27:16

out of bed and then like I can feel it

27:18

in my underwear I'm kind of doing like a waddle

27:21

walk to the bathroom Sit

27:23

pull the underwear down sit and poop and

27:26

it's it's some of the spills out onto the rug

27:29

It's all in my pants, which I have

27:31

to like basically dispose of like

27:33

two months ago. We're Shit

27:36

on the floor. Yeah. Yeah,

27:38

this was a little bit worse. He sounds

27:40

like it upgraded Well, they are the one

27:42

I was I put myself like walking into

27:44

the house I couldn't stop this

27:46

one was I thought it was a fart. Yeah, it's crazy

27:48

when you get sick and your o-ring is like No, I

27:50

don't want to not do that. Yeah, I was like, I'm

27:52

taking the time off So

27:57

that so that like I didn't know

28:00

I was like hey, can you get the kids

28:02

breakfast right? I'm like I just just need a

28:04

fucking minute here And so I'm

28:06

in there like spraying my ass with the bidet I'm

28:09

Wiping down the rug that's got shit on it and

28:11

trying to like wrap my underwear up so I can

28:13

throw them away and and For

28:15

some reason I don't know why the

28:18

toilet clogged so it rose

28:20

up so like and she's like Can

28:22

you get that with kizzy breakfast? I'm like I

28:25

just it was kind of like no I couldn't

28:27

it was right at the top So

28:29

you can't like plunge like you want

28:31

you're kind of like doing a soft because you don't

28:33

want to create a wake Like a tsunami of shit

28:36

new one over the no wake zone it is it

28:38

is annoying though So that

28:40

get that taken care of and then get out

28:43

and then I come out of the kitchen I'm like who

28:45

talked my wife Wow man like and she's like you didn't

28:47

get in the bed Did you I was like oh actually

28:49

I don't know so I walked

28:51

back in there Oh, yeah, there's a spot on the

28:54

bed and my dog's licking it so

28:57

I Go to

28:59

get some rags and like and white

29:01

like spray that down and wipe it

29:04

and then And this

29:06

is like we're just trying to get the kids ready

29:08

for school. She's getting ready for work and all the

29:10

three kids Yeah ready for the day herself because she's

29:12

got to go to work. So this

29:14

is all happening and then uh so

29:18

I wiped down the thing and like what it's Best

29:21

best the best I could do the best

29:23

it's gonna be and then so then she

29:26

finds herself like in there taking the the

29:28

dupe they cover off of

29:30

the thing and she's like clearing the bed, but she

29:32

left the Sheet she's I was

29:34

like, I'll take care of the sheet and

29:37

then I didn't take care of the sheet When

29:39

she was gone because I forgot and

29:41

then so when she got home, I was like, oh my

29:43

god I've done the sheet yet. So we take it off

29:46

and go throw it amazing how fast you remember when they

29:48

get back home Oh Yeah,

29:52

I did do that all day you're like

29:54

I don't it never should have been yeah

29:57

weird so So

30:00

defrost the meat the second the car pulls

30:02

in but the other eight hours you couldn't

30:04

be The

30:08

dishes are out the frost the meat still frozen

30:10

and there's still shit on the sheets The

30:13

defrost and meat is in the bed with the

30:15

shit and you're like instructions include You

30:19

got to make this more clear for me You

30:22

know list to check off have you met me? So

30:25

we get the get the sheets in there and

30:27

washed and then in the dryer and then like

30:30

we put the You know getting

30:32

out by this time we're getting kids ready for bed.

30:34

So it's been a full day. So Getting

30:38

the sheets back on all this kind of stuff

30:40

and things have calmed down like she's not mad

30:42

at me anymore And

30:44

so in my I'm like feeling

30:47

better So what does a guy like what

30:49

we doesn't matter if we're on her deathbed

30:51

or thing like we want to jizz Mmm,

30:53

so good. Yeah Yeah

30:57

so I So

30:59

as kids get in bed and then she's come

31:01

back now She's like folding some laundry

31:03

and I'm like, you know, you

31:05

know kind of you know, what's going on? How

31:07

you doing type of thing? Where'd you learn how

31:09

to fill for the fitted sheet? Yeah Like

31:12

to fold your sheet. She's like what I don't know

31:15

what that means You're about to

31:17

find out so but what's funny is

31:19

so like when I know I sheath the bed we

31:22

Those three sheets to the wind But

31:25

I put it out in the wind and air it out So

31:28

like, you know, I hadn't seen the family like four days

31:30

I was it was so when

31:32

I got home, I was like, you know We're all

31:34

excited to see each other even hug like yeah tonight

31:36

you're gonna get it tonight But then I got sick.

31:38

So then a few days had passed and I'm like

31:41

we so it's it's on now like remember

31:43

how we were gonna make this happen, but I got sick

31:45

and all that and So I kind

31:47

of given her they'll like hey, what do you think about that

31:50

and she goes I don't I

31:52

don't think so Not

31:55

tonight. I'm like why and she goes you

31:57

you just you remember you just

32:00

Shit in the bed that where you want to

32:03

do this and I was like yeah, I'll do it again Yeah, I

32:05

was like but that we wash the sheets and

32:09

She's like no I wash the sheet because you forgot to take them

32:11

off the bed So

32:13

like as what's all this to say like

32:16

it's funny as a guy like I

32:18

just want to come and so it would do And

32:20

she's in but in her mind. She's like

32:22

I like I don't find you sexy you

32:25

shit in our bed This is this morning And

32:28

now you want to just you want to you want

32:30

to have your way with me in the bed

32:32

where you shit like Rush that aside. Yeah, like

32:34

the dog was licking it You

32:37

you had to throw away underwear that was like

32:39

you put in the target bag in the trash

32:41

can and then you

32:43

are hanging up a Rug

32:45

that's still hanging over the balcony that has

32:47

shit on it And

32:50

you you just want to go at

32:53

it right here. Yeah, like yeah I

32:55

know right. I know you're just as horny as I

32:57

so are you is that a senior

33:00

turned on her so well I know a crazy a horny

33:02

you are Right now I mean

33:05

you need it out of the bag. You're

33:07

way too horny. You're making me a lot doing you

33:09

a favor Mm-hmm cuz you are so horny

33:12

I'm trying to take care of you, baby. Take care

33:14

of you I mean I could do without it like

33:17

I don't even care about coming, but you man see

33:19

women can't imagine seeing that much shit I

33:22

Know this isn't gonna be all women, but

33:24

I just like I picture and I guess

33:27

I get it like let's say we're in

33:29

the bed Just going at it, and then

33:31

she like rolls over And

33:34

then sees that like where the spot and

33:36

then like the whiff of like maybe there's

33:38

still some poop on there Mm-hmm, and

33:40

how I could see how that could be a

33:43

turnoff the dogs still licking its lips. Yeah Yeah,

33:45

yeah, cuz of course she's got to be in

33:47

the bed with us because or she'll be barking

33:49

and shit Mm-hmm so like you know I would

33:51

see how to be like whatever, but she's like

33:53

there was poop there a little bit go And

33:55

she just throws the whole game off. Yeah, I

33:58

know it's different a huge difference between

34:00

men and women, again,

34:03

not all, but it seems like a lot

34:05

where men will have a

34:07

ton of things on their mind, and they're like,

34:09

you know what I could do about it? I could come about

34:11

it. That's what I could do that.

34:13

Clear my head, then I can take care. Then I'll

34:15

tackle the list. And women are like, gotta

34:19

get all this stuff taken care of and out of my

34:21

head, and then I'm ready to come. And

34:23

it's just completely flip-flop. Between

34:25

the two, it's like, oh my God, I'm so stressed out, I'm gonna fucking

34:27

kill them. Women are like, I'm so

34:30

stressed out, the last thing I wanna do, I know it's coming. And

34:33

that's just, that's the devil. That's

34:35

the devil's play

34:38

on humanity. It's a

34:40

freaking fun prank. You really would have

34:42

just completely flipped those two things, make

34:44

life as busy as possible. Everyone

34:47

trying to play the game and keep everybody moving, and

34:49

everyone's fed and happy, and a million different things you

34:51

gotta do every day, and then just make one of

34:53

us be like, I could have some sex about it.

34:55

Everyone's like, I'm not having sex, this is all taken

34:58

care of. And he has

35:00

watched those two clash for eternity.

35:03

And just talking about it, man, you

35:05

wanna come? Throw some kids in there,

35:08

throw some after-school activities. School

35:10

dinner, laundry. The

35:13

fact that you actually get it on, it's

35:15

a friggin' miracle. And the fact that you even want

35:17

to is even a bigger turn-off. How

35:20

could you wanna do that right now? So much to do, it's like, that's

35:22

what I wanna do. I

35:25

wanna fucking do one. Well,

35:28

the kids, I've been thinking about it all day. He's like, oh,

35:30

one last thing to do. Clean up, come off my tits. He

35:32

was like, I'll do it. That's

35:34

one thing I'll help with. I'm not gonna fucking take

35:36

the sheets off the bed that I shit in, but

35:39

I will help clean my bed. Well, the sheets are already dirty, so let's

35:41

just use that. Let's just come on the shit bed, and

35:43

then I'll clean the sheets. So, another

35:46

time, so our son puked in the

35:48

bed, and it

35:50

was the middle, it was like three o'clock in the morning, and

35:53

she was gonna take the sheets off to go wash them. I'm like,

35:56

I realize you wanna do that, but we just wanna go back

35:58

to sleep. He's sick. Let's

36:00

just go back to sleep. So I was like

36:02

they're probably throw up again Yeah, so I just

36:04

went and got like a big bath towel and

36:06

threw on this thing classic And then what she

36:08

did make the comment. She's like Something

36:11

about I'm glad you didn't just throw a towel over

36:16

Yeah Little

36:18

kitty litter you sprinkle it over

36:20

your shit man. That'll do it She

36:24

lays down. You're sanding the bad. Yep.

36:26

No, but it's I mean, it's medium

36:28

grade kitty litter I didn't

36:30

get the really nice kind but Anyway,

36:33

you hot you've how horny your use horny as I am. I

36:37

Get so turned on when I'm laying on sand Just

36:40

imagine you're on the beach with a with a cocktail

36:43

And the waves crashing with

36:45

two cocks. Yeah Yeah,

36:48

and me. Yeah one cock minus the tail

36:52

Alright we can try. Oh my god. Ow, you're

36:54

shoving kitty litters all over your dick We

36:57

got standing your vagina. No, it's kitty litter

36:59

kitty litter you fucking psycho, please

37:01

just come and go to bed. Okay, I will Well,

37:06

yeah, I haven't I haven't pooped the bed in a bit

37:08

Zach No, no really

37:10

shit the bed on that. I've been I've

37:12

been close I had equal I and I

37:14

had the same exact experience where the ring

37:16

didn't work that sucked where you puking and

37:18

shitting at the same Yeah, and you don't

37:20

trust farts at all. Nope had that with

37:22

food poisoning where I was on the toilet.

37:24

I was Shitting in the toilet

37:26

and throwing up in the bathtub at the same time.

37:28

Yeah, just black Just

37:30

evac you're winning really good in life when

37:33

you do that. Yeah things are it feels

37:35

so good Like oh boy. Can

37:37

this go on forever? I love it and then you

37:39

just like the smell of the shit It's like if

37:42

I didn't have to puke before I do now. Yeah, just

37:44

throw up on your shit bed. Oh man,

37:46

oh God, I'm so horny right

37:49

now Guys

37:51

are just your doesn't matter just you're ready

37:53

to go whenever like I know Like

37:56

you could be really really sick And then

37:58

the next day if you're like. My

38:00

you ever really sad looking for a dove means

38:02

or it like a fan of make yourself feel

38:04

better you like is a psych yeah yesterday like

38:06

I didn't see light because I really was six.

38:09

I'm. Still really sick but but I like

38:11

that a yes or never on a table.

38:13

Sepp Blatter due to measure the I was

38:15

six the still on the table. oh no

38:17

es all we know there's no sooner than

38:20

you didn't have to be sexy sides to

38:22

of up some the yeah alright let's fucking

38:24

do And Z. Time.

38:33

Brian. What's

38:35

up? Oh, say.

38:40

Put. Off

38:44

by us. Surveillance

38:47

if it does, look at me is

38:49

the sort of seventy six and a

38:51

stick. enough of your daddy issues. Maybe

38:54

do it right. There are fears but

38:56

that away he has like is so

38:58

ninety six hundred and as illegal in

39:00

Wyoming. A

39:02

sexy though you know what you look

39:05

at right now what you acquire you

39:07

were entire know like medium Know that

39:09

mean you know you just look I

39:11

get a lick of both way bulkier

39:13

version of like guy Freddie Mercury I

39:16

do know is does not deny me

39:18

like the Freddie Mercury white tee shirts

39:20

tucked into his jeans know and and

39:22

think fingerless gloves like that's what you

39:24

look like. That since

39:26

that that's a compliment. Oh it is nice

39:29

to thank you. For any was a good

39:31

looking guy. With I

39:33

have a habit a comment that was

39:35

he was that was on the human

39:37

Tuck it away with go know that

39:39

somebody is is there was significant. As

39:42

it's really like Freddie Mercury if you didn't have a. Like.

39:46

That's what we like Thousand yeah, I mean

39:48

that's true. Ah was a real skinny guy.

39:50

He disappeared. He. Is the normal

39:52

stick? For never seems to turn him

39:55

into a microphone steam. forget what

39:57

he got site so this was

39:59

this sent in by our son Richard. Um.

40:03

Speaking of dick. Yeah. Eee.

40:08

So it was just like he was

40:10

like I think you guys might find this appealing

40:14

and it was just a

40:16

blog about this fucking waterslide. Okay.

40:19

And it's this thing I didn't, I may have

40:21

known this place existed I think it was back in the

40:23

70s. Oh action park. Yes.

40:25

It's a rise and fall of action park in

40:27

New Jersey's most dangerous water park. God this place

40:30

was a shit show. I didn't, I didn't, there

40:32

was a documentary about

40:34

action park on probably

40:36

Netflix or something. I

40:38

don't remember if I, if I watched it or

40:40

not but I'm excited to revisit

40:42

this place cause god damn I would have gone.

40:44

I, if I, if there is maybe there's something

40:47

on YouTube I don't know. Have you ever heard

40:49

of action park Zach? No. Oh

40:51

god this is gonna be good. So with the water park

40:53

from, from way back. Just from the looking

40:55

at the picture that doesn't look like something you should

40:57

let your children go on. Can you pull that up

41:00

real quick for anybody that's watching? So

41:03

it, it looks like, okay so you know

41:05

like speaking of Leavenworth like

41:07

a little Bavaria those guys on top of

41:09

the hill are like, we're going, you know,

41:12

but it's instead of, instead of

41:14

having an opening like for a horn, it's

41:17

a, it's a loop loop, completely

41:19

covered loop de loop tube waterslide. Yeah.

41:23

Like it's just like pitch black. It looks like you could

41:25

barely laid out in that. Yeah. It's

41:27

designed because you're doing a fucking loop and if you fall

41:29

out of the loop they want as little space as possible

41:31

for you to fall on your side of the tube. Yeah.

41:34

It looked like those straws that some parents got you that

41:36

loved you. Yeah like silly straws. Yeah like silly straws. Yeah.

41:39

Yeah. Little twisty silly straw guy. Yeah.

41:42

It looks, but at the slide it looks fucking dangerous.

41:45

Yeah it looks like you shouldn't have built it. Um

41:47

and I see a ski lift in the background at a

41:49

water park. Also it doesn't seem like a good sign. No.

41:53

Okay. Um okay so then there, that's not

41:55

just it. Um so this

41:57

place opened in New Jersey 1978. So

42:00

one of the first modern water parks in the United States.

42:03

Um... God, I

42:06

just see the picture. It's

42:08

one of... Okay, this is another example of the

42:10

park. I don't know if you can see the

42:12

image here. It's like a concrete

42:15

fucking slide. It's like a bobsled. It's

42:18

like a bobsled, but it's concrete and

42:21

it looks terrifying. Like you send... It looks like

42:23

you're sending three year olds down a bobsled

42:27

course on basically

42:29

like little tiny sit down

42:31

scooters. Yeah. Like it's a

42:33

go cart, but it's driven by gravity.

42:36

And children. And children are on it. And

42:38

it's supposed to be how fast you go. So

42:41

extreme example, the Alpine

42:43

slide, which has been described by an

42:45

old action park trailer is essentially a

42:47

giant track to rip up people's skin

42:50

off that was disguised as a

42:52

kids ride. And it was beautiful. The

42:54

slide featured a long cement and fiberglass

42:56

filled track that visitors rode down in

42:58

a wheeled device. First

43:01

part goers would take a ski lift. There it

43:03

is. There's that ski lift.

43:05

Where they were greeted by photographs of

43:07

injured children accompanied by a warning for

43:09

riders to keep their arms inside the

43:12

device. In theory, each rider

43:14

was in charge of their own speed and their

43:16

own life. But the

43:18

devices were almost always broken. Some

43:20

had no brakes, which meant there was no

43:23

slowing down as they would zoom down this

43:25

concrete slide. Others had the

43:27

brakes lock on causing the rider to crawl down

43:29

the slide. So they just get stuck and they'd

43:31

have to climb them. Inevitably

43:34

being hit in the back by another speedier

43:36

rider. So

43:39

you would get off this thing, walk

43:41

down the slide and then just get

43:43

absolutely fucking drilled by someone going really

43:45

fast. They have these

43:47

at Mount Baker. I saw that in the flesh.

43:49

Yeah. Yeah. And I

43:51

was talking to when Zach was like, I was in Leavenworth, they

43:53

have a mountain coaster, but the

43:56

technology on the mountain

43:58

coaster in Leavenworth is actually. Yeah, it

44:01

only lets you through certain zones if the zone

44:03

in front of you is cleared But you can

44:05

control how fast you go to a degree.

44:08

This one just seems it's a free-for-all Yeah,

44:10

are you tall enough? He's like a Picturing

44:13

Ezra because he and pepper there

44:15

is huge kids Pepper could go and go

44:17

karts with me when she was two because she was tall enough

44:19

to get it So just picturing

44:22

pepper getting your own cart on the Alpine

44:24

slide Alpine Yeah, I was like that fucking

44:26

too because she was tall enough Yeah, it's

44:28

been like this is the brain a two-year-old.

44:30

This is the break and then you control

44:32

how fast you go She goes, okay All

44:34

right, I guess Kick

44:37

her down Have fun. Don't die

44:39

Remember keep your arms inside the device and picture

44:42

like the guy up at the top. He's like

44:44

smoking a cigarette He's looking at like all

44:46

right. Go ahead. Go ahead go a little bit slow though.

44:48

He's got two-year-old in front of you You

44:52

know two-year-olds you know, it's stupid they are

44:54

a bunch of pussies or such do weaves

44:56

There's no way she's gonna go fast enough

44:58

things used to be okay,

45:01

so Inevitably,

45:03

so the park saw its first fatality on the

45:05

Alpine slide when a 19 year old rode off

45:07

the track and hit his head weird

45:11

According to New Jersey records there were

45:13

at least 26 other serious head injuries

45:16

in 14 fractures attributed to the Alpine

45:18

slide And they just kept it rolling.

45:20

Yeah ensuring this place. Yeah put up

45:22

banisters. No, you're good No, should

45:24

we close this one? No That's

45:27

the thrill of it That's

45:29

why people like that's why it's called

45:31

action part. They might die. They know

45:33

why they're here Okay, love

45:35

it One of the parks most

45:38

notable attractions was the tidal wave pool One

45:40

of the first to open in the United States

45:42

which quickly became one of the most dangerous rides

45:45

at the park Nicknamed the grave pool It

45:48

was filled with fresh water not seawater

45:50

Which made patrons less buoyant and less

45:52

strong swimmers and non swimmers alike literally

45:54

in over their heads as waves That

45:57

could reach 40 inches at high blast

46:00

The 12 lifeguards on duty rescued on

46:02

average 30 people a day on high

46:05

traffic weekends. Oh my god but

46:08

the most infamous of the rides at action

46:10

park was the cannonball loop an Enclosed

46:12

waterslide with a complete vertical loop according

46:14

to one urban legend when the park

46:16

owners sent a dummy doll On

46:19

a test run of the ride it came back

46:21

with no head Jean moleville

46:23

offered his employees $100 to test out new rides Including

46:27

the cannonball loop and despite employees

46:30

winding up with bloody noses and bruises. He

46:32

opened the ride One person

46:34

even remembers hearing that a patron got stuck at

46:37

the top of the loop Causing the park to

46:39

build a hatch to aid in future rescues instead

46:41

of not getting rid of it Yeah, I was

46:43

put a hatch here. I knew we should have

46:45

put a hatch at the top of the loop

46:48

God, how'd I how'd I miss it? Just

46:52

a month after it open I would say

46:54

yeah causing the park to build a hash

46:56

and aid in future rescues Just a month

46:58

after open after countless injuries

47:00

reported. It was shut down by the

47:02

advisory board on carnival amusement ride safety

47:07

It says in here this quote Son admits

47:09

they never quite perfected that one. Yeah, mobile son

47:11

He's like, oh man, but he remains proud of

47:13

his father for taking a risk with the ride

47:16

in the first place My father if he could

47:18

find a guy with a crazy idea for a

47:20

ride He'd hire the guy even if

47:22

never been built before Like

47:25

this this could kill people but we've never seen

47:27

it. You'll build it, right? He's like you're gonna

47:29

pay me, right? Yeah, yeah, and we'll just give

47:31

people money to try it out. Yes. Yeah business.

47:33

Of course I'll try and build a loop slide.

47:35

I have no idea what I'm doing. We could

47:37

give me $10,000 who doesn't love a loop Yeah,

47:40

I mean I love loops and I love taking

47:42

your money to build one. Do you like loose?

47:44

Yeah, I do I do I like loose to

47:46

hired Build it Yeah,

47:50

so Anyway, I

47:52

just thought that it's so funny like when

47:54

we think about oh My

47:57

god, like the 60s and 70s 50 60s I

48:00

feel like that was like the usher

48:02

in like maybe the modern age of

48:04

entertainment, right? but they were those

48:06

people were like the first ones to really Try

48:10

shit out and then they realized like not putting

48:12

seatbelts in cars or like put letting kids sit

48:14

in the back of a fucking What's

48:18

the wagon car the Station

48:21

station wagon and like facing the other way

48:23

and those seatbelts. Mm-hmm. They're just like it'll

48:25

be alright It should be fine. This is

48:27

gonna be great so thanks out

48:29

to all of you that had to Endure

48:32

all that for us to have safety

48:34

regulations this paragraph Action

48:37

Park was finally closed back in 1996 by

48:40

then the park was responsible for six fatalities

48:43

including three drownings in the tidal wave pool

48:46

and the death of a 27 year old man

48:48

who was Electrocuted on the kayak experience when

48:51

his boat tipped over and he came in contact with

48:53

the water that had a loose wire touching it Whoops

49:02

a slight oversee or the slight oversight fucking

49:04

Jeff didn't tuck the wires in oh my

49:06

god Yes, I mean

49:08

imagine hitting the kayak experience

49:11

and you tip over just yeah, you're upside down Just

49:13

where the loose wire what the fuck?

49:17

How's the machine still running when a

49:19

loose wires just lighting up

49:21

the pool that you're gonna fall into? I

49:25

Mean it's fine when you go to a amusement

49:27

park obviously there are always dangerous And

49:30

every once in a while you hear about like

49:32

someone well, then are they about danger dying on

49:34

a roller coaster? Well, that's what I'm saying Like

49:37

yeah the amount of the thousands of people that

49:39

go on rides and that don't die and

49:41

then someone will fly off and die but

49:45

like to think how safe things are now and

49:48

The idea that people were just being

49:50

electrocuted or being decapitated or It's

49:54

fucking crazy like old old-school

49:56

toys back in the 50s. They'd just give you

49:58

uranium to fuck around women Here's

50:00

some glass shards. Yeah, you have

50:03

like put a plutonium to fucking

50:06

see if it can build your own bomb Kids

50:09

like this is fucking sweet When

50:12

nuclear was all the rage It reminds me of

50:14

that rat or that mouse trap that we showed

50:17

months and months ago now they had an actual gun that

50:20

would just shoot the mouse in the head when I

50:22

went to Go get the cheese and they're just like

50:24

oh, there's gonna be a little savor way probably

50:26

I Mean

50:29

yes, it is effective. It is effective, but we

50:31

could also not have a gun attached to it.

50:33

It's so loud That's

50:36

how you know when it's gonna sign to all the mice

50:38

you thinking In

50:40

the last one it says 2010 mobile led a

50:42

committee to buy the park back reopened in 2014

50:44

with the new name Mountain

50:46

Creek water park and now

50:49

advertisers its trained lifeguard staff

50:52

Which it feels like you should have done that the

50:54

first time around right be like no These

50:57

aren't just normal run-of-the-mill lifeguards.

51:00

We're training ones are trained And

51:03

they're stringent up to standard safety features Man

51:06

things you but for a generation of kids

51:08

from the tri-state area nothing will replace the

51:10

dangerous thrills of a hot summer day So

51:13

at action park I have yeah the fear

51:16

of dying is what kept

51:18

that place alive So here and

51:20

I know there are people out. I don't maybe people

51:22

listening to this If not

51:25

there are people out there who you know

51:27

how they are. They're just like Well,

51:29

I don't see a problem like rides back

51:32

in my day like rides used to be

51:34

fun and the danger It's like dude come

51:36

on mm-hmm Just because

51:38

you were born in men and you made it

51:40

through and you made it through doesn't mean that

51:42

they That kids are pussies

51:45

now because they have a seat belt

51:47

yeah, or sorry They don't expect

51:49

to die hitting the kayak experience. Yeah, I'm getting electrocuted

51:51

to death I want to go to a theme party

51:53

fell over you shouldn't have fell over in the guy

51:56

I love the idea that I can go to a theme park, and

51:58

I may not make it home There's some

52:00

like no dude. I want to go I want my

52:02

family to go and I want us to ride home

52:04

and talk about our Experience in the car not leave

52:07

with four of us instead of five

52:09

because someone got decapitated Got

52:12

their whole face ripped off at a loop

52:14

slide. Yeah, imagine packing. It's like a fun

52:16

family day at action park You're

52:19

just like alright everyone about ready to go like

52:21

yeah, dad everyone fill up their living will He's

52:25

buttoned up his flannel

52:27

is uh, he's putting

52:30

sunscreen on his nose on their way out He's like, did you

52:32

fill out your living will? Yes, dad. All right. Good boy. Have

52:34

fun and Are

52:37

did you fill out your living well? Okay,

52:39

you're giving sister your pokemons, right? Okay,

52:42

you did it. Well, you've got to do it in the

52:44

car. You can't go in and you go down half of

52:46

it last week Right, what if something happened in action park?

52:48

We wouldn't want to do with your body. I

52:51

know dad. I'm sorry I said, I'm sorry.

52:53

Okay, it's all filled out. Yep. Okay. I

52:55

remember when I remember when I was a kid man, I knew My

52:59

will was was filled out before us 13 kids

53:01

these days. They don't even have a will now You

53:03

gotta get it filled out ready to go Fucking

53:06

pussy kids now don't have a will

53:09

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one do you want to do? I'm going to grab

55:18

this one because it is funny, and I always love

55:21

when things are not

55:23

supposed to be on a live news broadcast, find their way

55:25

into a live broadcast. As

55:27

you can imagine, this news

55:30

station was just showing stuff

55:33

from the eclipse. They were showing clips,

55:36

and I'm guessing whoever loaded these clips in didn't take

55:38

a full look at what they were putting in there.

55:42

As we get to a certain part of this, they're just showing off

55:44

the corona. They're

55:49

taking it in. They're just showing

55:51

off the corona. And

56:00

here's my son. No, and here comes

56:02

some hairy ball. I mean yeah The

56:07

woman on the left she goes she gasps she's

56:10

like oh God she goes

56:12

oh no my job I love how you can

56:14

see you can see like you know when something's

56:16

dark and you shine light like you could see

56:18

the leg The leg hair was so Invisible.

56:21

Yeah, I was looking at like a spider

56:23

leg Like it's like all the little fuzzies

56:25

coming off and they blurred

56:28

the the nut sack in this video

56:30

But just to know someone just was like typed in

56:33

Like solar eclipse videos and was like I don't know

56:35

I'm just started loading them in to show on the

56:38

live broadcast and one of them was fucking nuts

56:40

axe being being dipped

56:42

over the Sun I Want

56:46

I want to meet the guy that did that

56:48

mm-hmm that's fucking found a way on there It

56:50

says nothing to do with nut sacks, but it

56:52

did make my nuts tighten up a little bit

56:55

Mmm, I want to share you share your little

56:57

story here. Okay about For

57:00

whatever reason I'm sure for months to

57:02

come you'll be hearing me drop in Little

57:05

stories about this trip for whatever reason the

57:08

first like 48 hours on the way to Houston So

57:11

many funny things happen that I don't even know

57:13

why they happen, but they happen because it's you

57:15

you always get fun stuff Yeah, well, I mean

57:17

some of them are self self induced I've told

57:19

you about one of them But

57:21

I'm not gonna talk about that one right

57:23

now But when we got into Austin to

57:25

see the the solar eclipse we had to

57:27

take a red eye from Seattle

57:29

So we try to get on earlier one your

57:32

flying standby and we barely missed it We needed

57:34

one more fucking person to get

57:36

in the car accident or something. Mmm, so we could get

57:38

on the airplane and it didn't happen So

57:41

we didn't get that flight. So we had the rest of the day in

57:43

Seattle Messed around and then

57:45

went to get on the 11 45 flight

57:49

Right. So we're landing in Austin with

57:52

the time changes and shit like around 5 o'clock

57:54

in the morning Just

57:56

I know so we get on we

57:59

fly down there And

58:01

we arrive we land we get

58:03

in an uber my brother doesn't live like downtown Austin He lives

58:05

out of town a little bit so it's gonna take 35 40

58:07

minutes to get out there So by the

58:09

time we get off our ship getting an uber and

58:11

get out to where we're staying It's

58:14

just about 6 o'clock. It's like 540 545

58:16

in the morning and my

58:18

brother had texted me their address Because

58:21

we are gonna be staying with his wife's

58:23

parents because they have their

58:25

house. They have three kids It's

58:28

just a lot going on There her

58:30

parents are older super nice met them many times and

58:32

they were like, oh, it's totally fine They can just

58:34

stay with us. We got you know, all these spare

58:36

bedrooms. Why not? So I go okay And

58:39

my brother told me that they are gonna be out

58:41

of town Here's the

58:43

address and then he never really texted

58:45

anything else. I guess figured like

58:47

I don't know It was a busy is this a

58:50

day and you figured like, okay Well, the door must

58:52

be unlocked or there's gonna be a key under the

58:54

doormat and that's how we're gonna get into

58:56

the house So the uber drops us off at the address We

58:59

get out walk up to the door There's

59:03

like a UPS package thing and then some

59:05

more like Amazon packages in front of the

59:07

door. Okay, makes sense They're not in town. So

59:09

here here we are. So I go I

59:11

grab the door Locked I'm like the

59:13

front door. I'm like god damn it So

59:16

I get there we go. Yeah, get the flashlight

59:18

phone out and I'm looking in the front door

59:21

It's kind of scanning around go to a side window.

59:23

It's like an office. I'm scanning around

59:25

the office I just trying to figure it out

59:27

like checking the windows and shit and this is

59:29

at what time like 545 in the morning Okay.

59:31

All right, and so Cassie and I

59:34

we just leave we're like, well, let's go see Maybe

59:36

they just left the back door unlocks. We leave our

59:38

Carry-on luggage at the front door and then we

59:40

sneak around the back we go back there. We're

59:42

like, this is sweet There's a hot tub and

59:45

a pool and we're like feeling the

59:47

water and splashing it around a little bit We're like,

59:49

oh pretty cool, but it'll be hot tomorrow It'll

59:51

be great and you walk up the stairs in

59:53

the back and they have this beautiful open air Kind

59:56

of patio. It looks like a room. We walk

59:58

all the way through it to the back I

1:00:01

grabbed the back door, shake it, it's locked.

1:00:03

I'm like, God damn it. So I

1:00:05

call my brother as I'm flashlight

1:00:07

phone again, just looking in their kitchen and then

1:00:09

peeking in some other windows and looking in the

1:00:12

other part of the house and

1:00:14

I'm sitting there and I'm on the phone, he doesn't pick up

1:00:16

and I hang up. I'm sitting there and I like really getting

1:00:18

in there and shaking the door, I'm like, God damn it. And

1:00:21

Cassie, we're like, well, we could just sleep out here

1:00:23

if we can't get in and just wait for Max

1:00:26

to call us back and tell us how to get in. And

1:00:28

as we're talking about that, just like, it's

1:00:31

like fucking dog, it starts barking

1:00:34

in the house. I'm like, oh my God, I'm like,

1:00:36

fuck. I'm like, why is the dog here? Like

1:00:38

no one said, I don't know if they had a dog. And he had a dog,

1:00:41

Max calls me back and he goes, what's up? And I'm

1:00:43

like, do they have a dog? And he's like, no. And

1:00:46

I'm like, what? I

1:00:48

was like, well, fuck. And I turned the

1:00:50

flashlight off and I'm like, Cassie, we don't have a dog. And

1:00:53

he's like, shit. So now we're sprinting through

1:00:55

the backyard, back

1:00:57

around, going through this fence to some other person's yard and

1:00:59

we're going up to the front. I'm on the phone with

1:01:01

my brother, goes, what's going on? And

1:01:03

I'm like, they don't have a dog. There's a dog at this house. And

1:01:06

we run up to the front door and we're grabbing our

1:01:08

fucking, all the lights are flipping on in the house. And

1:01:12

the guy opens the door and just his underwear. Who

1:01:14

are you looking for? Right?

1:01:16

And we're like, I'm sorry, sorry. And Max, like,

1:01:18

what is going on? I'm like, hold on, I'm

1:01:20

trying not to get shot. I'm trying not to

1:01:22

get shot. And he's like, blah, blah.

1:01:24

And I was like, this is the address I

1:01:26

was sent. I

1:01:29

was like, we're looking for blah, blah,

1:01:31

blah, blah, blah. And he's like, I haven't heard of

1:01:33

them. I'm

1:01:35

like, obviously. And in my head, I'm like

1:01:37

laughing. I'm like, well, who the fuck is

1:01:40

going on robbing houses with

1:01:42

carry-on luggage? Like, obviously we're in

1:01:44

the wrong spot. And Max just

1:01:46

sent me the wrong fucking address. Their

1:01:48

house was across the street. Dude, that could have

1:01:51

been really bad. Yeah, it could have been really

1:01:53

bad, especially in fucking Texas. Yeah, that's what I

1:01:55

was thinking. And

1:01:57

luckily, he wasn't nice, but he

1:01:59

was. I mean obviously he's start of awake

1:02:01

by his dog and there's just people in

1:02:03

his fucking lawn suitcases when he wakes up

1:02:06

So he just was he was just off He just

1:02:09

typed in an address that was like some old address

1:02:11

they had and didn't fucking think about it And

1:02:13

he just sent me to Austin to go to a fucking house. That wasn't

1:02:15

the house we're supposed to go to So

1:02:18

the sweet tail end to a trip to Austin He's

1:02:20

like I cannot wait to go to

1:02:23

bed. Mm-hmm I get maybe got an

1:02:25

hour of sleep maybe combined on the

1:02:27

four-hour flight on the way down there

1:02:29

stayed awake all day just so tired and show

1:02:31

up to the wrong house and then died

1:02:35

Wherever you're staying went over the next day and

1:02:37

talked to him and he had like a

1:02:40

ton of guns Oh, yeah, like I

1:02:42

mean you'd have to be a crazy person to just

1:02:44

open your door and start shooting people on your front

1:02:46

lawn but we were Hammering

1:02:49

the door in the dark right in the dark

1:02:51

with our flashlights going so I that's it Looks

1:02:53

like a breaking and entering to me sure does

1:02:55

shoot you through the window I mean could have

1:02:58

done anything and it didn't happen we escaped But

1:03:00

that was that's how I tripped Austin started out

1:03:02

So like like imagine someone if they

1:03:04

just they weren't they're like fuck it and they

1:03:06

just shot through the door or something I know

1:03:09

like that could have happened. Mm-hmm, but luckily it

1:03:11

didn't So never let

1:03:13

max live that one down just send us to

1:03:15

the wrong fucking house and black whoops Yeah,

1:03:17

sorry. That was just an old address that we used to have

1:03:20

it's actually this like actually

1:03:22

first He said he was oh, no, I think it's the

1:03:24

other not whatever. I'll just say some

1:03:26

numbers I think that was the other seven like

1:03:29

seven six four two. I was like max There's

1:03:31

only one fucking seven six four two per

1:03:33

Street, right? They don't just have a bunch of them

1:03:36

like in the same area and ones north and south

1:03:38

and east and west Like you just get into a

1:03:40

cul-de-sac and all of them are the same number. It's

1:03:42

like it must be a different one It's like no,

1:03:44

I think you fucking gave us

1:03:46

the wrong one. That's not how addresses work. He's

1:03:48

not owning up to it Yeah, and then like after then

1:03:50

we found the house And then

1:03:53

and then he goes he goes. Oh, yeah, and I was like,

1:03:55

all right Well, glad we didn't get shot. He was like, they're

1:03:57

there. I was like fucking you never

1:04:00

We even said anybody was here. That's how this all started

1:04:02

and he gave us the wrong address And then he's basically

1:04:04

shushed me hung up on me to go back to bed

1:04:08

Like you fucking dick He's

1:04:10

like, you know how early it is. Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:13

Well, I'm aware. I'm wide awake now Yeah, and

1:04:15

of course couldn't fall back asleep to like eight

1:04:17

in the morning cuz adrenaline's pumping and that brought

1:04:19

yeah guy probably couldn't either No, he was just

1:04:21

uh, but we said our we said sorry Yeah,

1:04:25

everything's well. All right, let's move off to our last

1:04:27

dick and then we'll we'll uh, we'll wrap up this

1:04:29

show Which you want to do wrap

1:04:31

up this show which you want to do. Let's

1:04:33

do the Sierra

1:04:36

lon Sierra Leone declares emergency

1:04:38

after addicts dig up graves to get

1:04:40

high on drug made from human bones

1:04:44

What? There's not another

1:04:46

alternative Like you have now

1:04:48

when you find the stuff you want you

1:04:50

have to have human bone Yeah Oh

1:04:53

jeez a psyche a psychoactive drug crafted

1:04:55

from human bones is leaving addicts in

1:04:57

the West African country Sierra Leone digging

1:05:00

up graves in order to get their

1:05:02

fix According to BBC

1:05:04

this haunting menace has forced Sierra Leone

1:05:07

to declare a national emergency police officers

1:05:09

in the free town are guarding Cemeteries

1:05:12

to thwart the disturbing practice

1:05:14

of exhuming skeletons for

1:05:16

the zombie drug production

1:05:19

Notably the drug dubbed Cush is made

1:05:21

for me taken. Yeah, I guess it's

1:05:24

been long enough Like I don't know.

1:05:26

I guess that recycling drug. I just

1:05:28

call it cushy or something Yeah, unless

1:05:30

they say cush you should have called

1:05:32

it bone. Yeah. Yeah femur theme.

1:05:34

I like that. Mm-hmm A little more medical. Yeah

1:05:38

It's made from a variety of toxic

1:05:40

substances with one of its main ingredients

1:05:42

being ground up human bone What

1:05:44

in the fuck the narcotic first

1:05:47

emerged in the West Africa country around six

1:05:49

years ago According the outlet the it

1:05:51

induces a hypnotic high which can last

1:05:53

several hours The drug

1:05:55

has become a widespread problem and dealers have

1:05:57

reportedly turned into grave grave

1:06:00

robbers breaking the thousands of tombs to steal

1:06:02

skeletons to keep up with the demands. Our

1:06:06

country is quote, our country is currently

1:06:08

faced with an existential threat

1:06:10

due to ravaging impact of drugs

1:06:12

and substance abuse, particularly

1:06:14

a devastating synthetic drug. Kush,

1:06:17

Kush, cheerleading president Julius

1:06:19

Maada Maada bio said,

1:06:21

I can't

1:06:24

imagine ingesting a

1:06:26

drug where one of the

1:06:28

main ingredients is of human bones.

1:06:31

Like you take a hit, you're

1:06:33

like, oh damn, that's some good

1:06:35

bone. It's a good femur. God,

1:06:37

man, this guy, taking a hit

1:06:39

like, damn, vegetarian. Yeah, like, this

1:06:41

guy was an athlete. That's some

1:06:43

Colombian bone. I feel like I

1:06:45

could run forever. This

1:06:47

is a pure Colombian bone. Damn,

1:06:51

where'd you get that femur? Just imagine showing

1:06:53

up to like, say a cemetery one morning

1:06:56

and there's like seven graves that

1:06:58

were dug up. And

1:07:00

then just did, you know, left everything. Just took,

1:07:03

took the bones and it's like, what the

1:07:06

fuck? Who's grind? And then the process, like

1:07:09

how far separated from just any sort

1:07:11

of moral compass you have to

1:07:13

be to not

1:07:15

only steal just a dead body,

1:07:17

just like, and

1:07:20

just drop it. Honey, you be able to help with

1:07:23

the kids this morning. No, I'm grinding

1:07:25

bone. What

1:07:27

are you shoving them into? Like

1:07:29

a wood chipper? Yeah. Like a small wood chipper. Yeah.

1:07:31

You have to use like one of those, like those

1:07:34

Roto Sanders. He's like,

1:07:36

yeah, yeah. Just grinding

1:07:39

down bone. It's gotta

1:07:41

be a better way. Grow

1:07:44

some mushrooms. That's

1:07:46

easy. It just hits different. Yeah. That

1:07:48

bone hits different. Oh, yeah. Those,

1:07:51

those hand bones hit a little different. What's

1:07:53

crazy though, is the supply, obviously, like demand

1:07:56

and supply are going to, it's going to get crazy

1:07:58

because when you're, if you're picking. They're

1:08:00

growing plants or things like that. There's

1:08:02

an abundance of it. This is like

1:08:04

I think it actually says in here

1:08:07

They've added that there have been escalating

1:08:09

fatalities among drug users Oh,

1:08:13

I don't know if it's because people die because of the

1:08:15

drug or what I imagine that seems like a pretty good

1:08:17

business model Honestly, just

1:08:20

kill the people that buy your drug and then grind their bones up to

1:08:22

make more Yeah, but then you're

1:08:24

not getting repeat customers. That's alright. There'll be more

1:08:27

what I was thinking What the hardest part is

1:08:29

getting the bones. They're gonna have to start killing

1:08:31

people to get their bones So you know you're

1:08:33

digging once you've cleared out all the cemeteries and

1:08:36

now you're just having to kill people There's a

1:08:38

lot of dead people. What a task.

1:08:40

It's gonna run out. I mean, it's like it's

1:08:42

like, okay. It's like fossil fuel That's what I

1:08:44

was gonna say. It's like how many dinosaurs were

1:08:46

there's a lot of them Yeah, but eventually eventually

1:08:48

they're gonna run out, right? Yeah, we got the

1:08:50

travel travel to get them bones So they're they're

1:08:53

gonna have to come up with an alternative Source

1:08:56

like a energy like a windmill

1:09:00

like Like

1:09:03

we're doing yeah, we're getting power from wind

1:09:05

and solar and tidal waves Yeah, sweet. So

1:09:07

we're gonna like I feel like that's gonna

1:09:09

have to be a thing right like the

1:09:11

bones Yeah, I mean there's also any

1:09:13

other drug that you don't have to do human

1:09:15

bones. It's true. Yeah, you guys grow it Yeah,

1:09:17

I guess go do not those drugs Don't

1:09:20

do ones. We have to go dig up a body to get your

1:09:22

high God, that's a lot of work

1:09:24

to get high Yeah,

1:09:27

but it you know like If

1:09:30

you can sell it for a pretty penny, why

1:09:32

doubt it? Well, no the people that

1:09:34

are the people the highest if they

1:09:36

have the money eventually They're not they're

1:09:39

not looking for human ground up

1:09:41

bone drug. They'll just go get

1:09:43

fucking something like cocaine or whatever Yeah,

1:09:45

but it's not it seems a

1:09:47

little messy is what I'm getting at It doesn't seem like

1:09:49

this is targeting people that are gonna be paying a pretty

1:09:51

penny Yeah, what do you

1:09:53

mean? Well, yeah, but it's not gonna be the people that

1:09:56

want to buy it just go buy it It's the all

1:09:58

the work comes from the people are making it I

1:10:00

know. Do you think somebody's been like, hey, I'm out

1:10:02

of all the bone stuff and they're like, you can

1:10:04

take my arm if I can have some of that.

1:10:06

But you can't take my freedom. Yeah.

1:10:08

Like, like I don't even use my

1:10:10

left arm. Here, take it.

1:10:12

How many hits will that get? Yeah. Make

1:10:15

this get me through Tuesday. I get a

1:10:17

discount. We'll get it through Tuesday. Did you

1:10:19

say five finger discount? Yep. I

1:10:22

get it. That's crazy. I

1:10:24

never, I don't see that

1:10:26

going on and on, especially when

1:10:28

there's so many other drugs and chemicals you could do

1:10:31

to get the same problem. I don't know. I've never

1:10:33

smoked bone. You know what I mean?

1:10:36

You fucking know what I mean? Yeah. But

1:10:38

I've just never, I've never done it. So I

1:10:40

guess maybe it's that fucking sweet. I mean, that's

1:10:42

the thing. Maybe it's so like that you're just like,

1:10:45

oh my God, I cannot

1:10:47

wait to smoke more bone tomorrow. Don't

1:10:50

knock it till you've smoked it. Till you

1:10:52

smoked it. That's what daddy's stories say. From

1:10:54

my own man. That's wild. All

1:10:56

right. Well, you have some good news for us? Yeah,

1:10:58

I do. Okay. Zach! So

1:11:02

you're telling me there's a cheating. Hooray.

1:11:04

We aren't doomed. Yeah! Speaking

1:11:07

of death. Yeah, that's fucking

1:11:09

death. So fucking

1:11:13

ads. Just let me read this. What

1:11:23

the fuck? All right. Well, I'm intrigued. They

1:11:25

don't know what's happening. So an elderly

1:11:28

woman, a tender hearted animal lover spent an entire

1:11:30

night tending to what she thought was a sick

1:11:37

baby hedgehog, only to find out it was

1:11:39

nothing more than a faux fur pom pom.

1:11:41

I thought that was like, I thought a hat pom pom

1:11:43

was like going to be a nickname for a different little

1:11:45

animal. Yeah. But it's not. It's like

1:11:47

a beanie, the little pom pom on top. The little ball

1:11:49

on top. Yeah. The

1:11:52

elderly woman had rushed into action and she'd spotted

1:11:54

that she believed to be an abandoned critter on

1:11:56

the side of the road in England. Oh man.

1:12:00

witnessing the puffball move or eat

1:12:02

the Good Samaritan rush it to

1:12:05

lower moth woodnail nature reserve

1:12:07

and wildlife that's a long

1:12:09

fucking word or name for

1:12:11

a place it was

1:12:14

the first admission of the day the lady

1:12:16

came in with a box she said she'd

1:12:18

found this baby hedgehog on the pavement and

1:12:20

was cold it was cold

1:12:22

and she picked it up that's

1:12:25

what yes I was alarmed it was it

1:12:27

was very very early for a

1:12:30

baby hedgehog so I was a bit concerned I took

1:12:32

it from the box took the

1:12:34

box from her and took

1:12:36

it through a trip to the triage which

1:12:39

was in a separate room so

1:12:41

they're really they're like set up an OR mm-hmm we

1:12:43

got to take care of this open

1:12:45

up the box and well I couldn't quite believe what I was

1:12:48

seeing I thought it's

1:12:50

definitely not a hedgehog perhaps it's some

1:12:52

other kind of fluffy creature as soon

1:12:54

as I picked it up picked up

1:12:56

the fuzzball Cozy realized it was precisely what

1:12:58

it was I realized it wasn't wasn't

1:13:01

animated at all what yes you got it

1:13:03

yeah I realized it wasn't animated at all

1:13:05

and I picked up and obviously with the

1:13:07

weight I could feel that it wasn't a

1:13:09

chug or any animal at all my gosh

1:13:12

what's the way that found it smoking bones

1:13:15

probably she was just so high she was

1:13:17

this little baby so

1:13:20

we got a fix it I

1:13:22

got nothing else to do tonight I'm gonna take this

1:13:25

little baby hedgehog home while he smokes and bone yeah

1:13:27

I mean can imagine

1:13:29

getting that I mean doctors hospitals

1:13:31

get crazy shit all the time yeah oh

1:13:33

my god it hurts so bad over here

1:13:35

and they get go look and they're like

1:13:37

yeah it's a scratch nonsense yeah

1:13:40

like they're flipping this thing over they don't

1:13:42

quite realize it like it's like they're losing

1:13:44

their shit is it male or female you're

1:13:46

spilling a hat pom-pom kind of just going

1:13:48

like yeah get it getting it for some

1:13:50

reason it's got a squeaker in it the

1:13:54

dog toy Hang

1:14:00

it there! The rubber chicken noise?

1:14:02

That's what I was trying to do

1:14:04

but I didn't...

1:14:07

Anyway, so anyway, she was embarrassed

1:14:09

it says, but I just thought

1:14:11

like the reason I brought

1:14:19

this in here is because it was like what a nice old lady.

1:14:23

Like the fact that she thought it was

1:14:25

a hedgehog and then like nursed it and then was like

1:14:27

I gotta like picture this old woman like

1:14:30

oh dear. Yeah, like I

1:14:32

gotta take it to the vet and

1:14:34

all concerned about it. Pretty

1:14:37

cute. I bet you everyone in the vet lost their shit

1:14:39

that day. Oh yeah. They're

1:14:41

gonna talk about that one for a while. Now,

1:14:43

but if she sees something she'll probably be

1:14:45

like oh it's probably just a fucking finger

1:14:48

you know glove. It's probably just a glove. There's

1:14:50

no way that's a starfish. And

1:14:53

then it's just on the side of dying. Stuff

1:14:56

katen. Whatever starfish do. Die. I

1:14:59

don't know. SpongeBob! That's

1:15:01

what they do. Exactly what they

1:15:03

do. I have a little bit of

1:15:06

a little informational piece. Do you?

1:15:09

For the... Look what I found. Okay.

1:15:12

That... Oh fuck. The

1:15:15

internet is pretty wild. Depending on

1:15:17

your browsing habits you can either

1:15:19

experience something super cool or go

1:15:22

to prison. Crazy, right? Let's

1:15:24

check it out. Together as

1:15:27

a couple. Hey, look what

1:15:29

I found. Yes! That's

1:15:31

awesome! We've all gotten spam calls.

1:15:34

Yes we have. And none of us

1:15:36

like them. Nope. We don't. But I

1:15:38

didn't know that this... I guess

1:15:40

I wouldn't say I wouldn't be able to figure this out but

1:15:42

I didn't think it was a thing. But

1:15:45

here's a little warning for everybody. It says

1:15:48

don't say yes when caller asks can

1:15:50

you hear me now. Okay.

1:15:53

And I was like okay. I

1:15:56

think they were amping it up a little bit. Then

1:15:58

they explained. I thought they were just kind of little

1:16:00

fear. You're mongering, but anyway. So when someone asks, can

1:16:02

you hear me on the phone when you pick up?

1:16:04

If so, hang up. It could be a scam. But

1:16:08

can you hear me? Scam has been targeting

1:16:10

consumers for quite a few years. It's

1:16:12

unclear exactly how the scam might play

1:16:14

out, but customer advocates, including the Better

1:16:17

Business Bureau, say it's better to just

1:16:19

hang up and not engage. So

1:16:21

what is the danger? It's likely the scammers

1:16:23

are trying to get you to say yes so

1:16:26

they can record your voice, which

1:16:28

can then be used to edit and make it

1:16:30

seem like you're authorizing something that you didn't, according

1:16:33

to the scam alert from the BBB.

1:16:36

That's really all we have to cover

1:16:38

with this article, because the more

1:16:40

I thought about it, the

1:16:42

more I thought about someone trying to use your voice

1:16:44

to authorize something. They sound nothing

1:16:47

like you. Like, okay, Joe,

1:16:49

is this Mr. Paisley? Do

1:16:51

I have you on the line? Yes, you

1:16:54

have me on the line. You

1:16:56

authorize this? Yes. And

1:17:00

they're like, what was that? Yes. All

1:17:05

they have is one yes. There's no other

1:17:07

inflection at all. Okay. And I just need

1:17:09

your date of birth? Yes.

1:17:11

Yes. Yes. Mr.

1:17:15

Paisley, are you okay? Yes. All

1:17:20

right. Oh, yeah. This is kind of weird.

1:17:24

What's your date of birth? Yes. Yes.

1:17:28

1980, yes. August

1:17:33

12th, 1980, yes. Just

1:17:39

like, the guy's like, okay, that'll do. We

1:17:42

will transfer the $50,000 immediately. Yes.

1:17:45

Is that anything else we can help with today?

1:17:48

Yes. All right.

1:17:50

Well, what is it?

1:17:52

Yes. No.

1:17:59

I guess that little. words that's all they have like

1:18:01

picking a soundboard anything

1:18:05

else I can help you with today yeah

1:18:07

and something to help me today all

1:18:13

right I'm gonna do the

1:18:15

ethnic man you're excited to

1:18:17

hear about our cruise line

1:18:20

offer you fucking oh yeah

1:18:22

but anyway I guess we've

1:18:25

talked about and going into the

1:18:27

AA or the AA the AI

1:18:29

world man they can recreate your voice I mean

1:18:31

Apple has a feature where you can talk into it

1:18:33

and it can recreate your voice so this type of

1:18:35

shit is just getting going but if you get a

1:18:37

call from the number you don't and you pick it

1:18:39

up for whatever reason is maybe you're waiting for some

1:18:42

other call they're like can you hear me maybe

1:18:44

this will help you maybe this will save you from yes

1:18:47

by the time I hear that I usually

1:18:50

hang up anyway the second I pick

1:18:52

it up I'm like hello and there's one second

1:18:54

of silence I'm like not

1:18:57

waiting for you hello I would hello

1:19:00

you've been selected to be you

1:19:04

have a once-in-a-lots time opportunity and

1:19:06

travel and

1:19:10

they call back and pick up right where he left off travel

1:19:13

to Bermuda all

1:19:17

right let's hear some

1:19:20

kids all right all

1:19:26

right let's hear what you guys think really

1:19:28

you want to talk to me wow that's

1:19:30

cool so

1:19:33

to point out that we pause so you

1:19:35

could go to the bathroom yeah I needed

1:19:37

to do that I'm gonna do it I

1:19:39

was really uncomfortable cuz

1:19:41

I have to I have to poop yeah and

1:19:43

I can hold that fine but having to hold

1:19:45

both and it's like oh you gotta hold both

1:19:47

sides I guess want to concentrate on one set

1:19:49

of muscles one hole at a time please mm-hmm

1:19:51

all right you want to take this first email

1:19:53

sure read it to us all right

1:19:56

it's coming in from our tough girl daughter Teddy

1:19:58

Oh today hey Fuck yes,

1:20:01

it's Teddy egg your service to put some

1:20:03

perspective On the tolerance

1:20:05

of I don't fucking know his name

1:20:08

what yeah, you got it. I don't

1:20:10

fucking know his names Oh,

1:20:12

yeah. Yeah of the petty beef. Yes, I think was

1:20:14

this from last week or the week before and Some

1:20:18

shit about his wife's pain and his

1:20:20

pain and doing the same shit and

1:20:22

outcomes are different. Yep, I remember So

1:20:24

yeah, it was yeah when lady pushes

1:20:26

a sweet sweet babe out of her

1:20:28

but But the pain

1:20:30

builds up from a little to an

1:20:32

overwhelmingly large amount We got

1:20:34

time to prepare ourselves for the worst pain That

1:20:37

is to come causing it to seem like we

1:20:40

aren't really in a whole shit ton of pain,

1:20:42

which makes sense Okay, and

1:20:44

you're probably just ready for it to be

1:20:47

fucking over with yeah, yeah Yeah, it's just

1:20:49

kind of like yeah, like a band-aid like

1:20:51

if you're just or something That's a terrible.

1:20:53

Yep. Band-aid is more like a smashing

1:20:55

your thumb kind of I was trying to think of

1:20:57

something that like It's trapped and

1:20:59

you know, it's gonna get it's gonna hurt and it's

1:21:01

been hurting and then eventually you're like I just could

1:21:04

fucking cut my arm off. I'm

1:21:06

just ready for this to move on well I

1:21:08

but I think like maybe the the pain of

1:21:10

giving birth. It's like you've already been doing contractions

1:21:12

which fucking suck So I mean

1:21:15

I like getting a tattoo It's I think

1:21:17

it's more like that where when you start out you

1:21:19

like all those fucking sucks and then you sort of

1:21:21

like Zone out still not

1:21:23

hurt a pain. Yeah, but you're just like I guess

1:21:25

I'm kind of used to the pain in a way

1:21:28

anyway Where

1:21:30

was that? Yeah a whole lot of shit

1:21:32

kind of okay, if we hit our fingers

1:21:34

with the guy's theoretical hammer Yes,

1:21:36

that shirt shit hurts fucking instantly

1:21:39

Also, women are looked at as the weaker

1:21:41

sex causing men to want to

1:21:43

look or be look stronger or be stronger

1:21:45

Okay, us gals don't really think about the

1:21:47

pain y'all's penis swingers go through Because

1:21:50

of the above sentence we think you guys

1:21:52

are strong all the time So when

1:21:54

you're sick, we think you're being baby

1:21:57

bitches because It's

1:22:01

not because we think you're actually baby

1:22:03

bitches we just forgot you're not invincible.

1:22:05

Okay. You're welcome for that

1:22:07

information. Now take it home to

1:22:10

your living, breathing sex dolls and apply it

1:22:12

to your everyday lives. Teddy.

1:22:15

I like Teddy. Funny. Funny,

1:22:18

funny, funny. I've

1:22:20

never heard that before. That

1:22:22

actually, it makes sense. I'm not all the

1:22:24

way in. But I

1:22:27

also have never thought of that angle on it. Yeah,

1:22:29

where it's like if you're just being an

1:22:32

emotionless stoic fucking strong piece of stick guy

1:22:34

all the time. I

1:22:36

was gonna say strong piece of shit. But like you're

1:22:39

just not as emotional. You're like,

1:22:41

yeah, like something crazy happens and you're like,

1:22:43

whoa. And then you're like, can I have

1:22:45

some soup? It's sucking your thumb and yeah,

1:22:47

it's like, what are you doing? My tummy

1:22:50

ho. Yeah, what are you doing you baby?

1:22:52

Yeah. So that does make sense. Yeah.

1:22:56

I'm like, I'm gonna get the stoic, get things done on

1:22:59

the day to day so that when you lose your shit, you're

1:23:01

like, what are you doing? Yeah. Like,

1:23:03

it's just like, this isn't normal. Yeah, it's

1:23:05

like you didn't fall off a ladder and

1:23:07

break your back because that

1:23:10

would hurt. And I would be, I would probably also

1:23:12

expect him to pop up and be like, it's fine.

1:23:14

Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like

1:23:16

I would expect or like, I would expect you

1:23:18

to lay in bed, then I'll get you soup. But

1:23:21

you don't, you walk it off like a fucking monster.

1:23:25

But when you, tummy ho. And then you're weighing

1:23:28

down in bed, you need a little bit, soup,

1:23:30

a little blankie. And

1:23:34

then you want, then you want to have sex too, for

1:23:36

some weird reason, right after you shit the bed. Dude, if

1:23:38

you fell off a ladder and broke your back, you'd

1:23:40

still want to have sex. Yeah. I'd

1:23:42

be like, you don't make me feel better. Yeah. I

1:23:44

think I should come about it. Our

1:23:47

second email, something very, sent in by

1:23:49

our son, Devin, he writes, what's up

1:23:51

my all American bomb pops tripping over

1:23:53

children chasing the ice cream trucks. Don't

1:23:55

fuck. I don't know, but I like it. I

1:23:58

bring this story up in relation to Joe's. nightmare

1:24:00

casino bathroom experience. You say nightmare.

1:24:03

I say I fucking can't. I'm drat. Use that

1:24:05

for material from the spank bank. I

1:24:08

forgot the episode name, that's fair. Yeah,

1:24:10

I had something somewhat similar occur to

1:24:12

me after ingesting about five eggs and

1:24:15

an unseemingly amount of hash browns the

1:24:17

morning after drinking a shit ton of

1:24:19

craft beer at a Dropkick Murphy's local

1:24:21

craft beer festival thing in Minnesota about

1:24:23

eight years ago. I've

1:24:26

seen Dropkick Murphy's twice and

1:24:28

I'm with him. I don't think it's possible to be

1:24:30

like just contain your alcohol

1:24:32

consumption at a Dropkick Murphy's concert. Kind

1:24:34

of goes hand in hand. Yeah, if

1:24:36

you had like self control, which I

1:24:38

don't, I guess you could control

1:24:41

it. But no, I've been pretty drunk at both

1:24:43

times. I've seen Dropkick Murphy's. Upon

1:24:45

finishing my breakfast at some local diner the next

1:24:47

day, I had hit the

1:24:49

bathroom before I left. There were two

1:24:52

stalls in there, but the handicapped one

1:24:54

was the only one in operation. The

1:24:56

other stall was under construction or whatever. I

1:24:59

never got to see inside it. What

1:25:02

were they doing there? There's like a little

1:25:04

crane. Caution

1:25:06

tape. Little crane with a little American flag

1:25:09

rotating around inside. Like, what are they

1:25:11

doing there? What the hell are

1:25:13

they doing in that stall? That's crazy. Oh, it's got like

1:25:16

Walker construction on the, there's

1:25:19

a guy outside in a hard hat. Three of them

1:25:21

is standing around. Yeah, two of them are talking to

1:25:23

the one guy and one guy's kind of, he's cat

1:25:25

calling you. He's trying to take

1:25:27

a shit. And then one guy's got a shovel and

1:25:29

he's digging. Yeah, nice ass.

1:25:31

You're like, oh God, bathroom's

1:25:33

under construction. I hate it here. So

1:25:38

anyway, crap. Guys

1:25:41

already have to go into a bathroom and

1:25:43

like stand around in front

1:25:45

of people and fucking piss. So

1:25:47

imagine that thing where you're just getting

1:25:49

cat called. Ezzy and I got a

1:25:52

good public bathroom fart

1:25:54

show a

1:25:56

couple of weeks ago. It was really good.

1:25:58

It was downtown. downtown

1:26:00

Spokane in River Park Square bathroom bottom

1:26:03

floor by the big shoe. Oh, yeah.

1:26:05

Yeah. Yep I know that one and

1:26:07

we went in there long hallway, huh

1:26:09

long hallway right there on the left

1:26:11

Yeah, only one urinal. Yep. Like what's

1:26:13

going on? It's a fucking mall Mm-hmm

1:26:15

gonna be more wieners and butts than

1:26:17

you expected yeah, and I'm taking a pee

1:26:19

and there's a guy in the stall and

1:26:21

you do it he's doing like this The

1:26:25

little heavy breath and then gets a fucking just a

1:26:30

Being I look back at Ezra and he's like

1:26:44

His butt was outside of the Bellagio in

1:26:46

Vegas like it was a show. Okay. It

1:26:48

was a show. Yep Okay, good

1:26:50

like good luck. I walked by on my glove

1:26:52

game a high-five. He's next to you the urinal

1:26:54

Yeah, I'll just see outside and he's like, okay,

1:26:57

and I walk outside He's

1:27:00

like fuck finally I can let loose. Yeah, you know

1:27:02

my favorite part when you're pooping is one that goes

1:27:14

I hear I feel it. I feel it vacates

1:27:17

the bow. It's the first thing that comes up but it

1:27:19

hits that And it's the

1:27:21

covered You're

1:27:23

waiting for a army to join in Never

1:27:26

got to see inside. I sat down to proceed to make

1:27:28

that toilet attend Confessional the

1:27:30

next day. Mmm Midway though

1:27:32

the door opens to the bathroom and there's

1:27:34

a commotion out there. I hear an old

1:27:36

man say is there someone in there? Well,

1:27:40

I'm blasting off from a greasy breakfast food. I

1:27:43

then hear his caretaker say I'm sure

1:27:45

they'll be done soon I then

1:27:47

hear the old man say I'm not going to

1:27:50

make it and I scramble. That's a good breakfast

1:27:52

I Wipe

1:27:57

and get off the John as fast as possible, but

1:27:59

it's too The old man fellas shouting

1:28:01

things and so is the case caretaker exit

1:28:03

the stall to this poor old man Shitting

1:28:06

in the urinals and all over the wall But

1:28:10

I was moving super quick so I had to

1:28:12

wash my hands you bump him out

1:28:14

of the way Excuse me. Can I

1:28:16

get to the soap, please? Sorry,

1:28:21

sir, you're standing in front of the fucking paper towel

1:28:23

dispenser, please move To

1:28:26

super awkward eye contact between everyone in

1:28:28

that fucking bathroom Fortunately, I

1:28:31

managed to run out of that diner fast and

1:28:33

I had already paid up Good

1:28:37

stuff That's a nightmare of using

1:28:39

the luxury. So luxury stall. Yeah

1:28:41

with the leg room I just like sitting

1:28:43

on an exit row Imagine it

1:28:46

looks like you you came out and you didn't pay

1:28:48

so you're at your table waiting to pay and then

1:28:50

that that the Caretaker comes out the old guy comes

1:28:52

out and like the manager of the restaurant And

1:28:55

they're over by the bathroom and you just seem like

1:29:01

They're all looking around he's like that

1:29:03

guy right there The

1:29:10

urinal Is he

1:29:12

in is he in this courtroom today? That's

1:29:15

him right there PS my dad

1:29:17

died from ALS 12 years ago. Jesus. So I

1:29:19

think I just Jump-kick

1:29:21

at the hawking for holding

1:29:23

on whatever that Epstein Island secret is until

1:29:25

I eat Okay,

1:29:28

so that is exactly how the email ended just like

1:29:30

that I don't know if they

1:29:32

had a stroke or what but it's like it's like

1:29:34

he said I don't know whatever that episode island secret

1:29:36

is until I'd eat And

1:29:39

then just yeah nothing. So is this

1:29:41

guy alive like did he bump send

1:29:43

and just gone? I know

1:29:45

he's probably but that's that's short for die,

1:29:47

right? Well, he probably had to Oh,

1:29:50

is it? I think so. Um, no

1:29:52

idea, but there's no period so like nothing. It's

1:29:55

just how it ended Shit,

1:29:57

hey, I got a Ls 12 years ago. I think I

1:29:59

just Jumpkick all hawkins for holding out on

1:30:01

whatever that Epstein out in secret is until I'd

1:30:03

eat maybe he got ALS right then There's a

1:30:05

letter e that's all we got his muscles gave

1:30:08

out. It's up That was a good end of

1:30:10

that email whatever he man. Whatever he meant. That's

1:30:12

something sure it was this Okay,

1:30:15

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Zach's gonna be making cards for

1:31:26

scat cast What are you

1:31:28

doing? My left eye? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I

1:31:30

see it. I've heard the whole time No,

1:31:32

but I was just itching. I feel like it's

1:31:34

kind of just about ready to pop. Yeah, you're

1:31:36

the eye saga of Brian's continuing Oh, you probably

1:31:38

pop that stye Look at that

1:31:40

thing. I know look at it. It's like a giant

1:31:43

white head on your eyeball. That looks like Mount Rainier

1:31:46

You should name it Murphy, let's name it

1:31:48

Murphy But

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you'll be making cards out of the t-shirts that we're

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1:32:13

in the end of the show today? Yeah Good

1:32:18

guy wrap it up already All

1:32:21

right, this was sent in from our son

1:32:23

Tim Tim Two cannibals

1:32:26

are eating a clown one cannibal

1:32:28

looks to the other one says This

1:32:30

tastes funny to you. I Get

1:32:34

it. It's a clown. Yeah, that's funny. It's

1:32:36

funny I don't I don't know if he made

1:32:38

it up or if it's when he found but

1:32:42

I want to think that he made it up and

1:32:44

I'd say good for him good for you very clever.

1:32:46

That's funny Good job. So it's all joke. Mm-hmm. We'll

1:32:48

take Hilarious

1:32:50

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